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Heres your chance to get in early on a fantastic new investment opportunity. Why waste your time with the SPX scam when you can buy STONKS instead?

Wanna be in the drivers seat when this does a 20x?

Whats the point of owning a fancy car if you can't say you earned it via a ponzi scheme?

Do you understand that to get anywhere in life you have to take risks?

Seize control of your lives and make a sound investment in stonks today.

- Proportional distribution during premarket stage(now) meaning you currently early.
- built in inflation mechanism and "bailout" incentives for whales to keep vying for the top
-very meta

Use my link to get an extra 5% cash back...or dont and lose 5%.

http://stonk.fund/#/diddler

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19146129

delet this

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>>19146129
This
Post again after the pre-market ends faggot