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[Anonymous No.19137838]

>Buy a triplex
>Rent out two of the units, each for half the rent
>Live for free

Why haven't you?

[Anonymous No.19137865]

what if the tenants start having sex

[Anonymous No.19137875]

>>19137838
Tyrone in one, Josue in the other.

What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.19137907]

>>19137838
>Buy a triplex
>Rent out two of the units, each for half the rent
>Live for free
>Get the virus from one of your roommates
>Die
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.19137909]

>>19137875
Buy in a nice neighborhood and screen your tenants, idiot
Not all of us live in the bronx

[Anonymous No.19138024]

>>19137838
>buy a triplex
Stuck at phase 1.

[Anonymous No.19138070]

>>19137838
>bought a condo for $50k, does $750/mo in rent and $350/mo mortgage
>rent 2, live 1
>easy free living
Should have done this instead of buying a large boomer house.

[Anonymous No.19138078]

>>19137838
kikes, boomers, and chinks have driven up the prices

[Anonymous No.19138098]

>>19138078
>Hurr I can't possibly save up 30k for a down payment
Bruh.

[Anonymous No.19138769]

>>19137838
dublins a shithole basically

[Anonymous No.19138839]

>>19137838
>buy

[Anonymous No.19138881]

>>19137909
>screen your tenants

In yurop racial discrimination in providing housing is illegal

[Anonymous No.19138959]

>>19138881
Jesus is that true?

How could they even know?

[Anonymous No.19139023]

>>19138769
>9/10 of the world's top tech companies
>Most of the world's pharma manufacturers
>Property is cheap, but rents are sky high
>Not hollowed out and soulless, rich traditional culture and architecture dating back almost a millennium
>Every imaginable type of restaurant, cosy pubs everywhere
>No guns, no aggressive cops
>Constant supply of easy tourist pussy


Oh I mean, no, don't move here. It's terrible, just awful

[Anonymous No.19139088]

>>19139023
>No guns

[Anonymous No.19139111]

>>19139088
You can get them, but why bother when you don't live in a "diverse" hellscape.

[Anonymous No.19139120]

>>19139023
>no guns

[Anonymous No.19139242]

>>19139120
>>19139088

>Americans think they know about urban insurgency
>WAAA MUH 2ND AMENDMENT, MUH RIGHT TO REVOLT
>Take it in the ass from corporates and government every single day

If you pussies actually need a gun in Ireland, you can get one, not that you'd ever do anything with them, pathetic bootlickers.

[Anonymous No.19139258]

>>19139023
loool. wait and see what is in store for dublin. nowhere is so turbocucked.

t. lived there 13 years

[Anonymous No.19139395]

Aren't du/triplexes only in the hoods? Seems like a condo or townhouse would be better so you don't have to worry about getting shot for the $10 in your wallet.

[Anonymous No.19139962]

>>19139395
There are no hoods in the majority of the country

[Anonymous No.19140073]

>>19139111
You have completely free movement with both the EU and the UK. Don't think you're free of any kind of diversity over there in Ireland.

[Anonymous No.19140524]

>>19138098
Wow, look at this privileged mother fucker right here

[Anonymous No.19140591]

>>19137865

[Anonymous No.19140647]

>>19139023
>Be in Dublin
>Cosy pubs everywhere
>People shouting FAGS whenever the Garda drive around but Garda are bros anyway
>Visit park
>Some guy with a hat and a bell comes around at 8pm
>Ask him what the bell is for
>"It's that or I'd be ringing my own head"
>What
>Guy is chuckling to himself
>See people leaving so I follow
>Leave, go at a corner pub in the harbor
>People buying us pints when they hear our accents
>Get pissed
>They carry me to the hostel laughing and shooting the piss all the way

I don't know man, Dublin was so cozy

[Anonymous No.19140714]

>>19139242
You can own a gun but if you use it for self defense you are convicted of murder. Nice freedom bro.