/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.19117165]

DING DING edition
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>Educational Sites
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https://nhentai.net/tag/business-suit/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
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https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
>>19114728

[Anonymous No.19117185]

>>19117165
I keep making the same mistakes, over and over and over again

[Anonymous No.19117193]

SNIB SNAB I AM THETA CRAB

[Anonymous No.19117196]

>>19117165
SHRM is love

SHRM is life

[Anonymous No.19117197]

>KO betraying me and dumping
Rude
Would have made more without these fuckers

[Anonymous No.19117199]

I just watched k-on! What are some other cute girl light-hearted anime I can watch?

[Anonymous No.19117200]

>>19117185
Same. I think I’m retarded.

[Anonymous No.19117204]

what a boring day

[Anonymous No.19117213]

WATCH THIS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyfC1AVhfb8

[Anonymous No.19117215]

Friday feels nice
It's sunny out, I bought nice stocks today, and I'm about to look at pictures of anime girl armpits

[Anonymous No.19117224]

>>19117196
Based shrm chad
8000 shares here

[Anonymous No.19117225]

SPY PUTS
P
Y

P
U
T
S

[Anonymous No.19117226]

>>19117165
Futures are catching the market again. BACK TO CRAB market. hrhrrhrhrhr

[Anonymous No.19117231]

what etfs can we expect to moon?

[Anonymous No.19117232]

I didn't get fucked today, biz... and I'm in a good way!!

[Anonymous No.19117233]

thanks bears

[Anonymous No.19117234]

So...what exactly would have to happen for the market to escape Lord SnibSnab?

Scenarios for both up or down pls

[Anonymous No.19117236]

>>19117145
It might be over bobros.
Start hedging with Ag Au, etc. The future is getting uglier.

[Anonymous No.19117238]

No one's taking my ET and USAC

[Anonymous No.19117240]

Released just after the close on Friday???????? What the fuck does Jerome know

[Anonymous No.19117248]

23:04: \- SOROS FUND MANAGEMENT DISSOLVES SHARE STAKE IN BOEING - SEC FILING
its fucking over
SOMEONE SOLD 1.5MLN SHARES IN APPLE, 7.8MLN SHARES IN MSFT
251.6K SHARES IN GOOGL

[Anonymous No.19117249]

>>19117199
Read the yurucamp manga and the 5toubon manga and spyxfamily and then play ace combat 4

[Anonymous No.19117251]

>>19117232

[Anonymous No.19117260]

>>19117196
Got in at 1.4 and left today at 2.08. Was hoping to see 1.7 and pick up to hold over weekend, but looks like it will close closer to 1.8. Worth biting the bullet and just grabbing at 1.8? I really like this one but wanna play it smart.

[Anonymous No.19117263]

>>19117165
>tfw got into a discord server with professional traders that give us alerts
>first green day in a whole fucking week

feels good, ngl. thought this shit was just a meme. I'm never listening to this shit board again lol

[Anonymous No.19117267]

What did the orange man say today?

[Anonymous No.19117268]

>>19117240
What else should they do? Crash the market without any survivors? Now you can sleep 2 nights and then panic sell

[Anonymous No.19117275]

>>19117240
priced in

[Anonymous No.19117278]

>>19117240
He's just signalling to the smart money which sectors are the next on the bailout list

[Anonymous No.19117294]

>>19117165
how do invest in anime girls

[Anonymous No.19117303]

Mexico has more iron hands than Americucks

[Anonymous No.19117308]

47% gains over 3 months

[Anonymous No.19117313]

>>19117240
You guys think maybe Powell released that shit right after close today because he knew the financial stability report had to be released this month midterm anyway, so he hopes everyone will forget about it by Monday?

[Anonymous No.19117319]

>>19117263
How do you find a discord like that?

[Anonymous No.19117328]

>>19117193
>>19117226
SNIB
SNAB
>>19117294
BILI

[Anonymous No.19117329]

bros the charts look like absolute fucking shit

[Anonymous No.19117336]

>>19117260
Good gain on the day. I'm seeing lots of support around 1.80 that pump and dump at lunch was so manufactured you could tell everyone was in for the day around 1.70

This is a long hold and everyone knows and is banking on it

[Anonymous No.19117349]

>>19117329
The charts are more real than that nigger-copter.

[Anonymous No.19117353]

SOROS IS SELLING FUCKING STOCK BY 50%

[Anonymous No.19117366]

>>19117353
source?

[Anonymous No.19117371]

>>19117349
theyre both going to the same place though

[Anonymous No.19117385]

>>19117240
Obviously asset prices are gonna decline if prices worsen, don't need the Fed to tell you that shit for brains.

[Anonymous No.19117399]

Pro-tip: Make sure to dump when the coronavirus daily numbers go up again, that will be evidence to many people that a return to normal is impossible.

[Anonymous No.19117409]

>>19117366
https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1261388281872175105
in fucking google man

[Anonymous No.19117410]

>>19117371

[Anonymous No.19117413]

thank this man for another day of massive gains

[Anonymous No.19117429]

14.7% unemployment rate. We're finished. Powell, just give it up. Let stocks reflect the economy, let our nation begin the process of capital reallocation and real economic recovery. We cannot keep dumping billions and billions of QE to keep the capital flowing to worthless companies and their shareholders.

[Anonymous No.19117430]

>>19117409
jesus christ WHAT DOES HE KNOW??

[Anonymous No.19117431]

>tech bubble about to pop

[Anonymous No.19117435]

>>19117308
Teach me, master

[Anonymous No.19117440]

>>19117430
>**JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, STATE ATTORNEYS GENERAL LIKELY TO BRING ANTITRUST LAWSUITS AGAINST GOOGLE, SOURCES SAY
>$GOOGL

literally in the same feed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19117444]

gold is crashing after hours. this market is so obvious.

[Anonymous No.19117447]

whats the most you tards ever gained/lost in a day

[Anonymous No.19117453]

>>19117308
nice work fren

[Anonymous No.19117457]

>>19117440
based. the earnings report, although better than others, would explain it too.

[Anonymous No.19117460]

Ok I had a lot of fun going long since March 23rd but next week is going to be red as fuck. I’m out with my meager 36k returns. I only have meme options that I’m holding until this shit is done with.

I posted this in THREE threads before I found the right one, wtf is wrong with me

[Anonymous No.19117462]

>>19117308
>-90% gains in 2 months

[Anonymous No.19117466]

huge dumps in aftermarket, they pulled the fucking rug finally.

[Anonymous No.19117472]

>>19117447
Probably this

[Anonymous No.19117476]

I SQQQ YOU LONG TIME? $100 dolla?

[Anonymous No.19117478]

>>19117430
He knows that tech is in a huge bubble that's gonna pop as soon as the economy starts to recover and other sectors have better growth prospects

[Anonymous No.19117482]

>>19117447
I never lose because I never sell.

[Anonymous No.19117484]

>>19117199
New game

Also, green day hooray

[Anonymous No.19117488]

>>19117440
fuck those kikes, they blocked my ads account

[Anonymous No.19117490]

>when 1 jew can drop the stock by 3%
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.19117495]

shouldn't Soros be investigated for magically selling before all this anti-trust news came out

[Anonymous No.19117496]

>>19117263
I wanna be friends!! Let me know if you wanna invite me, and I'll post my discord ID. In case you don't want to drop an invite link here yourself.

[Anonymous No.19117504]

>>19117240
Haha. I told you, lads. Sell everything except gold stonks.

I just have 5k sitting in a jr gold miner.

[Anonymous No.19117505]

>>19117430
>>19117440
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19117507]

>>19117319
there are tons out there. what they usually do is to require a subscription to have access to their alerts. Some are really scammy and require $200/month, pump shit stocks, etc. I found one that is $300 a year and they are legit, just share their exact large cap options trades and there are some other educational resources on the server and all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.19117508]

>>19117488
Be sure to donate to the LGBT causes coming up anon

[Anonymous No.19117515]

>>19117336
Yeah I feel I misread the support at 1.7, or was just a bit early. I figure I'll pick up again at 1.8 because can definitely see this low 2's early in the week. Could also see a little dump coming Tuesday; NUMI IPO could result in some people taking profits over there.

[Anonymous No.19117517]

AAAAAAAAAAAH GOOGLE ANTITRUST

[Anonymous No.19117526]

Backed up the truck to load TVIX end of day

TVIX chads get the FUCK in here

[Anonymous No.19117536]

>>19117319
You pay $500 for the privilege of having others feed you inverse trades.

[Anonymous No.19117538]

[Anonymous No.19117543]

>all this time researching tickers for both long and short plays
>when I could have just been a retard and kept buying GOOG, AMZN, FB, MSFT, and AAPL
This market favors the stupid

[Anonymous No.19117547]

>>19117507
fuck that, I'm not paying shit.

[Anonymous No.19117551]

Ask a thousandaire anything. You jealous?

[Anonymous No.19117558]

>>19117165
The next leg up is going to be even more hated than the first. Might be the most despised rally of market history.

[Anonymous No.19117559]

>>19117490
That 1 Jew is THE Jew.

[Anonymous No.19117561]

>>19117543
FAGMAN
>FAGMAN
FAGMAN
>FAGMAN
FAGMAN
>FAGMAN
FAGMAN
>FAGMAN

[Anonymous No.19117573]

>>19117440
>ANTITRUST LAWSUITS AGAINST GOOGLE
This is way too good to be true.

[Anonymous No.19117579]

Kek, I find it kinda funny. During the Financial mess in 2008 people were moaning about the stocks, about the lasting effects,etc. Those who jumped in made green bags out the ass over the next 11 years. Those who didn't sat back and seethed as they payed out the ass for higher priced stocks. Now your getting a chance to redeem yourselves on a scale not seen for 100 years.

[Anonymous No.19117589]

So who won now? SPX green but SPX futures red.

[Anonymous No.19117591]

>>19117551
Congrats on your gains. Everyday you outpace the market is a great day. Keep up and be consistent.
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.19117590]

based buffett

[Anonymous No.19117597]

>>19117543
>GOOG
You may have dodged a bullet

[Anonymous No.19117599]

>Believing that line goes down
>Ever
Oh no, you didnt hahaha

[Anonymous No.19117601]

>>19117579
>implying QE doesn't virtually guarantee a crash every 10 years or less now

[Anonymous No.19117610]

>>19117547
it's their model of business lol, do you expect guys with years of trading to just give their exact trades to random people for free? there's no such thing as free lunch. i made my subscription money back fast as fuck.

[Anonymous No.19117611]

It's too late for you holders. Expect at least a 6% drop on opening.

[Anonymous No.19117612]

>>19117579
You are right, you need to wait for the real bottom. otherwhise you will be the one getting mocked

[Anonymous No.19117618]

>>19117589
Bulls win if they get and hold 3k. bears win if it punches below 2600

[Anonymous No.19117623]

>>19117599
the fuck are you looking at

[Anonymous No.19117638]

>>19117590
Why would he, it still crabbed and the true damage will be reflected in the upcoming time.

[Anonymous No.19117639]

>>19117240
Looks like it's time to buy more stocks.

[Anonymous No.19117641]

>FAZ starts pumping after-market friday

Uh-oh...

[Anonymous No.19117643]

AAAAAAAAAAA IT NEVER STOPS

THE BIG BOYS HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY

[Anonymous No.19117650]

I dont understand, why don't you guys have access to pre-after market?

[Anonymous No.19117659]

>>19117623
looks like GOOGL

[Anonymous No.19117663]

>>19117558
I wouldn't be surprised if the fed pulls the plug if we are at risk of reaching ATH before the economy recovers

Trump might not realize it but investors making tons of money off the back of taxpayers while unemployment is a record highs is a one-way ticket to getting voted out of office. I think Jerome can see what that would mean for him

[Anonymous No.19117664]

SPY is going to hit 290 next week right? States are opening back up and people will go back to work

[Anonymous No.19117665]

>>19117643
That's a big one. AMZN alone can start the cascade of a real sell off.

[Anonymous No.19117677]

>closes up .5%
>as soon as market closes, IMMEDIATELY drops back to +0%

[Anonymous No.19117682]

>>19117623

[Anonymous No.19117685]

>>19117664
>this literally could have been repeated every week for the past 4 weeks

[Anonymous No.19117686]

>>19117240
I KNEW I should have bought puts today
Man my intuition has been scarily on point with these predictions

[Anonymous No.19117689]

>>19117623
GOOGL
Their stock price is fairly unique desu.

And back down we go

[Anonymous No.19117690]

>>19117643
they bought tesla and twitter tho

[Anonymous No.19117693]

orange man will be mad

[Anonymous No.19117696]

>>19117664
Unfortunately, nobody will get re-hired.

[Anonymous No.19117712]

>>19117682
That dude still trying to trade at the old price fucking up the whole candle, fucking lol

[Anonymous No.19117717]

>>19117682
well that's a different chart

[Anonymous No.19117721]

>>19117591
Thanks anon. I’m retarded and am not diversified. I’m all in on OILK. I made some money on SPY but sold. I figure I don’t have enough to diversify yet. I want at least 5k or so before I really diversify

[Anonymous No.19117722]

>>19117686
If FAGMAN has been leading the way, TVIX, UVXY, VXX, SDS, QID, SPSX, SQQQ are all still available.

[Anonymous No.19117723]

>>19117689
>>19117643
Big boys selling off. This will be it. The black monday we have waited for. Sleep tight bulls.

[Anonymous No.19117730]

>>19117643
Google too. All the insiders fucking knew

[Anonymous No.19117734]

>>19117240
Does this mean I should sell my Wells Fargo

[Anonymous No.19117737]

I can't wait for the tech bubble to pop

[Anonymous No.19117744]

>>19117721
jesus christ unload that at your earliest convenience or at least hedge, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.19117756]

>>19117689
WSJ says Alphabet is likely to face antitrust charges, that's why it's gone a shit

[Anonymous No.19117766]

>>19117723
The thing is, everyone will forget before monday

[Anonymous No.19117772]

>>19117737
Meme tech will finally be case aside for the new age of tech:
ZOOM and TSLA

[Anonymous No.19117787]

>>19117766
The market makers wont forget. If big boys are selling off their bags, the direction will follow in a timely manner.

[Anonymous No.19117794]

>>19117744
No sir. I can afford to lose this 1600. Get rich or die trying. Not fucking selling until 2.5x

[Anonymous No.19117807]

>>19117756
Source:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/justice-department-state-attorneys-general-likely-to-bring-antitrust-lawsuits-against-google-11589573622

Justice Department, State Attorneys General Likely to Bring Antitrust Lawsuits Against Google
>Justice Department, State Attorneys General Likely to Bring Antitrust Lawsuits Against Google
Justice Department, State Attorneys General Likely to Bring Antitrust Lawsuits Against Google
>Justice Department, State Attorneys General Likely to Bring Antitrust Lawsuits Against Google

[Anonymous No.19117831]

>>19117766
Stock market is closed for Memorial Day.

[Anonymous No.19117838]

>FOMO'd in today
Am I fucked

[Anonymous No.19117840]

>>19117737
Me too, all the cheapies

[Anonymous No.19117841]

>>19117353
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.19117843]

>>19117794
go check out /tsg/, you might get chopped in half. At least get a trailing stop going. Your play is probably as risky, if not more risky than the TVIX guy. Pigs go to slaughter

[Anonymous No.19117847]

>>19117831
Isn't that the 25th?

[Anonymous No.19117855]

>>19117847
lost track of time cuz of corona desu

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19117860]

So should I get Alphabet puts?

[Anonymous No.19117868]

>>19117838
yes

[Anonymous No.19117876]

>>19117860
you already missed the most action

[Anonymous No.19117877]

>>19117723
Yeah implying Google alone will crash the markets. Oil went negative and didn't even scrape the surface of the stock market. Soros is retarded and old, he doesn't have the power to manipulate things anymore. Same with Buffett but at least Buffett is a TRUE investor and doesn't try to manipulate the market.

[Anonymous No.19117897]

>>19117840
I barely got any tech stocks so all the money I've got aside is just for them
What sucks is that they'll probably drag down the other stocks I got, too...

>>19117590
based, he's patient for a good deal
I hope he doesn't let me down

[Anonymous No.19117908]

>>19117877
Don't you know that SPY and NASDAQ is held up by 5 companies right now, right?

[Anonymous No.19117942]

>>19117204
Pretty much, yeah

[Anonymous No.19117951]

Bullish for gold. Those weirdos who stack gold are gonna make a fortune this year.

[Anonymous No.19117954]

Anyone else buy anything today?

I snagged a couple AMAT and a BMY. SERIOUSLY considering a TSM.

>>19117328
BILIBILI REPORTS BEFORE MARKET ON MONDAY!!!

[Anonymous No.19117983]

>>19117877
>Soros is retarded and old
>Buffet sold the bottom
I'm getting sweaty. I have 10% of my account in UVXY. This is going to be fucking unreal.

[Anonymous No.19117988]

>>19117430
>>19117440
Somebody kill this nigga

[Anonymous No.19117995]

>>19117756
yep
this has been brewing for months

[Anonymous No.19117996]

>>19117353
Soros doesn’t manage his own money anymore lmao

[Anonymous No.19118014]

>>19117954
V, SNAP and KO
KO fucked me. I always buy but the boomer stock just crabs down. Im slowly convinced its a dying company and I should just leave it be.

[Anonymous No.19118016]

>>19117951
This will be the rise of /pmg/

[Anonymous No.19118017]

BUFFETT SELLS 10 MILLION SHARES OF GOLDMAN SACHS ONLY HOLDING 1.9 MILLION NOW
>BUFFETT SELLS 10 MILLION SHARES OF GOLDMAN SACHS ONLY HOLDING 1.9 MILLION NOW
BUFFETT SELLS 10 MILLION SHARES OF GOLDMAN SACHS ONLY HOLDING 1.9 MILLION NOW
>BUFFETT SELLS 10 MILLION SHARES OF GOLDMAN SACHS ONLY HOLDING 1.9 MILLION NOW

[Anonymous No.19118022]

>>19117196
I put a buy in last night before I went to my night shift and then came home and slept, but I put a limit on it, so I woke up to realize that my order cancelled...
Fuck.
Think it'll stay up or dip next week?

[Anonymous No.19118036]

>tfw didn't fall for the tech meme

[Anonymous No.19118044]

>>19118017
And just like that its over

[Anonymous No.19118046]

GOOGL and AMZN made bad decisions. They slept with the left-wing, alienating them from conservatives, and the left-wing would love to see them 'trust busted' any day of the week. They made their bed, time to sleep in it. Nobody can help them now.

[Anonymous No.19118060]

>>19117843
>fat kitty

Why is the Chonk lecturing me about my Stonks???

[Anonymous No.19118075]

>>19118014
Yeah... I got BTFO by KO

I think it might have to do with the strength of the dollar and deflation

[Anonymous No.19118074]

>>19118060
You're the fat cat with the fat gains. I'm just passing a tip. You're playing with fire.

[Anonymous No.19118085]

>>19118060
Why are you discounting advice on stonk because chonk?

[Anonymous No.19118094]

>>19118017
>BUFFETT SELLS 10 MILLION SHARES OF GOLDMAN SACHS

>>Buy airlines
>>sell low
>>Buy IBM
>>crabs
>>Ignores AMZN
>>Buys banks
>>sells low
>>Buys oil company
>>crashes
>>Buys Kraft Heinz
>>crashes

omega boomer

[Anonymous No.19118099]

>>19118046
What are you talking about? This is a nazi forum and people love these companies

[Anonymous No.19118115]

>>19118017
Ok but why is my Wells Fargo up after hours

[Anonymous No.19118119]

>>19118075
Is that your daily change or overall?
>owning KO and PEP
Somewhere, a boomer screams in confusion and rage.

[Anonymous No.19118124]

>>19118094
hes /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.19118132]

>>19118115
likely related to the additional balance sheet expansion.

[Anonymous No.19118135]

>>19118094
What? He bailed the fucking banks

[Anonymous No.19118139]

>>19118022
this isnt a pump and dump
youre good

[Anonymous No.19118156]

>>19118119
Gain/loss, so it’s from my basis, not from just today.

[Anonymous No.19118161]

>>19118115
Apaloosa bought a shitload of shares

[Anonymous No.19118162]

I'm financially and mentally ruined, thanks to jensen huang.

[Anonymous No.19118163]

Cramer really thinks the market is gonna collapse

B-bobo?

[Anonymous No.19118186]

>>19118163
Why would the market collapse now? Everything is opening up, dammit

[Anonymous No.19118189]

AAAAAAAAAAH I HATE WEEKENDS

[Anonymous No.19118220]

>>19118163
At this point the market can not be allowed to drop
The whole system of the US requires it to remain stable

[Anonymous No.19118221]

>>19118163
>Cramer really thinks the market is gonna collapse
Source?

[Anonymous No.19118230]

>>19118022
Green dildo at EOD
Green volume EOD

Buddy, we going up.

[Anonymous No.19118236]

Gold will be at 2k an ounce by next Friday

[Anonymous No.19118245]

>>19118220
Oh bullshit

[Anonymous No.19118249]

>>19118186
Anything is possible in clownworld. But I would say it’s very unlikely to collapse in the next 30 days. People are heading back to work and school. I could see a collapse if there is brutal second wave (corona) with 5x the daily death toll.

[Anonymous No.19118250]

>>19118156
Only a 6% loss? Two of my positions are over 10%. Just HOLD on tight.

[Anonymous No.19118251]

>>19118221
Mad Money yesterday, bearish as fugg

[Anonymous No.19118262]

How to make money from law enforced permacrab?

[Anonymous No.19118266]

>>19118014
I bought V and KO today, too.
Both long holds that will make me less poor

[Anonymous No.19118272]

>>19118236
Sweet I can finally get out from my retarded GLD position

[Anonymous No.19118278]

Gold futures at 1754, gold just keeps rising.

[Anonymous No.19118282]

>>19118236
why

>>19118262
buy good stocks

[Anonymous No.19118284]

The large tech companies will replace nation states as the center of power, AMZN for example will have a market cap of at least $10 trillion USD(inflation adjusted to 2020) within the next decade. Nation states are bankrupt, their pensions are insolvent, their tax base destroyed with the loser millennials and gen Z unable to pay the debts. FNGU holders will become the neo-aristocracy. Soon even the banks will bow down to the tech companies, banks are no longer relevant now that we have thing like apple pay(AAPL will be at $1000/share soon). The auto industry is bankrupt and will be replaced by TSLA(soon will be at $3000-5000/share) TSLA will acquire UBER and have a market cap in the trillions, the profits will be used to fund SpaceX and establish the mars colony. The monetary system will be reordered, people will dump fiat shitcoins for Facebook(FB) Libra tokens, MAYBE USD will still have value, but only temporarily.

[Anonymous No.19118286]

>>19118221
Any episode of Mad Money this week pretty much. Tune in tonight, faggot

[Anonymous No.19118288]

>>19118251
I only watched a little, that’s not the vibe I got. He thinks we’re getting ready for another sell session, but he was also doing some buying today and yesterday. Pepsi, McCormick, Colgate-Palmolive.

[Anonymous No.19118291]

tvix bro. post em

[Anonymous No.19118293]

>>19118262
Find stock crabbing hard and sell covered calls.

[Anonymous No.19118296]

>>19118262
Sell covered calls and puts, get that delicious premium

[Anonymous No.19118307]

i just want out of TVIX and SQQQ

[Anonymous No.19118308]

So, what's the point of making it if you'll just die from caffeine overdose anyway?

[Anonymous No.19118309]

>>19118163
Heh.

>>19118186
those EWT fags may not have been blowing hot air this is a rough recreation of what they said.

[Anonymous No.19118313]

>>19118284
I believe all of this, except Tesla. The feds bust his little wanna Breaking Bad meth ring within a year I guess

[Anonymous No.19118314]

>>19117696
This how long can this keep on going with business going under

[Anonymous No.19118320]

>>19117308
I made 54% in the last two weeks

>CODX

[Anonymous No.19118324]

>>19118245
You think they propped up the market for fun or do you think that the last month was natural price action?

Stocks became an issue bigger than the companies. They are a retirement fund for the boomers and a lot of jobs og important people depend on the market not collapsing.

It can not be allowed to collapse. But Bobos will buy another round of puts that expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.19118327]

>>19118291

[Anonymous No.19118340]

>>19117240
This is to pressure politicians to give ANOTHER enormous bail out to his fatcat hedgefund friends

The 1% are in full pillage mode

[Anonymous No.19118343]

>>19118313
TSLA chart is basically in inverted oil chart, the charts speak fore themselves, the flippeneing has occurred and will only accelerate

The internal combustion engine will be around for heavy duty diesel transport, everything else will be electric

[Anonymous No.19118348]

>>19118327
change your name anon to -40% on TVIX

[Anonymous No.19118357]

>>19118324
Same thing ppl said in 2008 and then the reality hit the market. Let's just call all our eyes, ignore all reputeable experts and just make an agreement that we will never ever sell again, okay? Line just goes up!

[Anonymous No.19118363]

>>19118308
>Going to waifuland
>Whats the point
>>19118266
Just continue selling CCs desu.
Especially on KO

[Anonymous No.19118369]

>>19118308
Stupid anime girl. Drink water and calm down

[Anonymous No.19118370]

>>19118343
Tesla stock prices track how many new users Robinhood adds

[Anonymous No.19118375]

>>19118340
Jerome Powell is a saint and will remain true to his mission of preserving the financial stability of the United States.

[Anonymous No.19118380]

>In its latest report on financial stability, the Fed said the global pandemic imposed sweeping risks. While policy actions from the Fed and others have helped bolster the economy, and the banking system has withstood the initial downturn, the report warned of major risks if the pandemic proves lengthy or more severe than anticipated.
these fucks release this after the market closes. 200 IQ

[Anonymous No.19118394]

>>19118348
That was his name two days ago
Should be -37% now

[Anonymous No.19118397]

>>19118343
Charts are a record, they aren't tea leaves.

[Anonymous No.19118401]

>>19118380
Anyone to whom this is news deserves their red.

[Anonymous No.19118405]

>>19118357
>2008
Compared to today 2008 looked like a free market. Which it obviously wasnt.
>Let's just call all our eyes, ignore all reputeable experts and just make an agreement that we will never ever sell again, okay?
Well, yes.
>Line just goes up!
Or sideways.

[Anonymous No.19118407]

>>19118324
We are keeping old people alive by shutting down the economy so they can still be retired millionaires while the rest of us pick up the slack

[Anonymous No.19118411]

>>19118380
>they boot?
>releze ze rooders fud.

[Anonymous No.19118413]

>>19118380
Priced in

[Anonymous No.19118417]

>>19118380
Priced in

The market rises on Monday

[Anonymous No.19118423]

>>19118324
Governments are not able to affect the markets, look at japan doing QE since the 1990's and their central bank straight up buying stocks and shit, didn't make a difference, The EU been doing QE since like 2008 and still everything there is dead. Governments have become a meme and no longer hold any power, the power now lays in the tech hyperconcerns see >>19118284

This is why the government is attacking google(GOOG) they are scared

[Anonymous No.19118426]

>>19117682
>buying at the old price after that red dildo
Why?

[Anonymous No.19118427]

You have two sentences to explain how crypto makes sense as an investment. Go.

[Anonymous No.19118430]

>>19118324
>>19118357
Fed and treasury and congress were NOT on the same page on 2008 like they are now, and The Bernank was no Powell. This time the “tarp” passed the first time around and everyone wanted to do more immediately.

The default risk of a great deal of companies was lessened when the fed committed to buying fallen angels and other distressed debt, I see the rally (outside of tech) being largely a feature of that. Also, people expected New York to resemble what equador looked like, and we managed to avoid that.

[Anonymous No.19118440]

>>19117371
Underated

[Anonymous No.19118441]

>>19118397
>rising wedge bearish
>falling wedge bullish
But why

[Anonymous No.19118452]

>>19118380
I read this as being directed toward states trying to prolong lockdowns

[Anonymous No.19118457]

>>19118230
Fuck, should I just put in an after hours order limitless for a few less shares to cover possible rise within my funds? I feel dumb, normally I don't cap my overnights but I did thinking this might just be a pump. Better late than never?

[Anonymous No.19118462]

>>19118427
You buy worthless thing at low price. You then convince other idiots to buy said worthless thing at a higher price.

There you go.

[Anonymous No.19118466]

who /fastmoney/ here?

[Anonymous No.19118477]

>>19117478
Nobody need FB, TWT, GOOG, AMZN or NTFX when on survival mode.

[Anonymous No.19118478]

>>19118427
It doesn't, it is just a big snowball systemm, first comes, first wins.

[Anonymous No.19118486]

imagine believing that s*ros had any power in this market
too bad I couldn't pick up these cheapies myself AH

[Anonymous No.19118491]

>>19118380
Not a problem infinite cash can't solve

[Anonymous No.19118526]

oh shit

[Anonymous No.19118545]

>>19118427
First sentence used to say "I don't need two sentences":
Supply, demand, scarcity, liquidity.

[Anonymous No.19118548]

>>19118427
It adds diversity and can be a hedge against inflation, I guess

[Anonymous No.19118559]

are bond-based ETFs worth it right now

[Anonymous No.19118571]

Hmm, is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.19118573]

>>19118559
>bonds

[Anonymous No.19118582]

>>19117807
>>19117730
>>19118017
>>19118094
>>19118163
>>19118262
>>19118526
Is next week "The Week"?

[Anonymous No.19118589]

>>19118571
Why do boomers go to casinos when they can just play online now?
Hell, combine it with Zoom for the real "experience"

[Anonymous No.19118591]

>>19118427
You buy it with the money you embezzled from work then launder it into clean money over a few weeks by paying Russian compugoblins to take a break from stealing credit card numbers.

[Anonymous No.19118613]

>>19118559
Treasuries and gold historically perform well in this higher volatility environment, yes.

[Anonymous No.19118624]

>>19118582
Everything seemed coordinated and well-planned so it is unlikely that next week is "The Week".

[Anonymous No.19118628]

FUG
THIS
FAGGOT


“The internet monopolies have neither the will nor the inclination to protect society against the consequences of their actions. That turns them into a menace and it falls to the regulatory authorities to protect society against them,” he said.

He said Davos was a good place to announce: “Their days are numbered.”

He also echoed the words of world wide web inventor Sir Tim Berners-Lee when he said the tech giants had become “obstacles to innovation” that need to be regulated as public utilities “aimed at preserving competition, innovation and fair and open universal access”.

During the same speech, Soros also criticised Donald Trump’s leadership, saying he had put the US on course for a nuclear war with North Korea.

Soros is the latest high-profile business person to speak out about these internet platforms at Davos. Earlier this week, Salesforce’s chief executive, Marc Benioff, said that Facebook should be regulated like a cigarette company because it’s addictive and harmful.

In November, Roger McNamee, who was an early investor in Facebook, described Facebook and Google as threats to public health.

In the same month Facebook’s founding chairman, Sean Parker, criticised his former employer: “God only knows what it’s doing to our children’s brains,” he said.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/jan/25/george-soros-facebook-and-google-are-a-menace-to-society

[Anonymous No.19118630]

>>19118427
There are for now always enough stupid people who will buy your memecoin you cannot spend anywhere for a higher price than you bought it for

[Anonymous No.19118631]

>>19118427
You already use virtual money, it’s just mixed with internet protocoles.
Two systems will be on, the central one (few nations), and the acentral one (took a shitload of time to make it look like environmental material).

[Anonymous No.19118635]

>>19118380
>Don't fight the Fed.
Don't fight the Fed?
>DON'T FIGHT THE FED!
On the way down.

[Anonymous No.19118643]

>>19118559
If you're looking at just yield, no.
If you're looking at more than just yield, it depends on the fund.

>>19118582
Every week's The Week when you're around, Anon.

[Anonymous No.19118656]

>>19118628
I never thought I'd say this but based soros
>his head would still look great on a spike

[Anonymous No.19118660]

>>19118571
it is for you if the reflection off that plastic shows your opponents cards

[Anonymous No.19118664]

>>19118582
All signs point to it being that way

[Anonymous No.19118668]

>>19118582
Feds increased spending to save this week so they probably won't be letting up next week either. Nothing but permacrab will happen before the feds decide to stop fucking everyday people to save the stock market. It's going to be red when the oil contract expires but regular crabbing from there on

[Anonymous No.19118679]

>>19118559
10% Bond Index Funds or Bond ETFs are fairly standard for protecting wealth over time in an IRA (% of portfolio that you rebalance higher with age) precisely because of downturns like this

[Anonymous No.19118687]

>>19118163
That means it's going to moon, all these replies and I'm the first to point that out? The market crashes when there's no bobos left, not when 5/5 replies suddenly suck Cramers dick on his calls downward.

[Anonymous No.19118706]

SRNE ? still time to buy?

[Anonymous No.19118709]

holy shit...

[Anonymous No.19118719]

>>19118656
>his head would still look great on a spike
Agreed

[Anonymous No.19118739]

wait why is this guy no cnbc. i thought this guy was considered a troll and has no respect

[Anonymous No.19118756]

...

[Anonymous No.19118759]

>>19118324
Isn't pumping all this money in to circulation going to fuck peoples retirement funds and industries more than anything else? I feel like this is merely a wealth transfer happening in broad daylight

[Anonymous No.19118758]

ok

[Anonymous No.19118789]

>>19118709
Nobody cares. Meme virus, back to normal. Back to 99% employment rate and blabla.

[Anonymous No.19118792]

>>19118628
He's right.

[Anonymous No.19118810]

>>19118628
Coca-cola means you impact once, and it lacks momentum.
Coca-cola VS Pepsi means you impact twice and it’s entertaining itself.
Of course GOOG, AMZN, and MSFT are annoying.

[Anonymous No.19118812]

>>19118466
I hate everything on this FUCK network except Squawk Box, Squawk on the Street, Halftime Report, and Mad Money.

Though the UK morning show can be pretty fucking entertaining.

>>19118571
Extremely fucking bullish, but where's the free drinks and big titties at my blackjack table?

>>19118250
Two of my largest positions are BRKB and SPLV and both are down 10+%

I kinda wanna sell but... well BRKB might be a decent hedge at this point.

>>19118739
He gets no respect as a "trader" but isn't he the CEO or president of a publicly traded company?

[Anonymous No.19118824]

>>19118709
>one of the most contagious diseases in history
>closing down for 2 months did not stop it from spreading
>reopen
>surprised that infections instantly go exponential again
Only idiots thought this wouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.19118826]

>>19118759
This saves retirement funds for the short term because QE inflation goes primarily into equities. It gigafucks the economy because literally the best play for a corporation right now is to take loans or GIBBs and just put it straight into stock buybacks. Not hiring. Not new products or services.
Best ROI

[Anonymous No.19118840]

>>19118709
Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.19118849]

>>19118812
his company got bought by PENN

[Anonymous No.19118852]

>>19118739
Cramer thinks his twitter posts are funny, probably why they let him on

[Anonymous No.19118864]

>>19118852
CNBC loves to pump online gambling though, Drooling Boomer Joe is obsessed with it.

>>19118849
ooooooh

[Anonymous No.19118868]

>>19118812
Selling at a loss seems like a bad idea unless you need the cash for a buy that'll moon hard enough to more than cover the loss by a significant amount.

[Anonymous No.19118903]

>>19118221

[Anonymous No.19118907]

>>19118840
Everything is bullish ffs I am so done. Someone pour a beer on my grave for me when DJIA hits 9k

[Anonymous No.19118910]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up 1.40% today, and slept through the close AGAIN. Green across tha board, feeling lucky as the crab rules supreme. IWM verty spreds expired in the green, feeling good, holding like 40% cash lmao. Not sure what will happen over the weekend, most important thing is to reset my sleep schedule.
This week wwe're going back to the Romano's in Portland, Oregon, it's the one hidden in this tall building.

[Anonymous No.19118916]

>another tally mark for my multi-year hold

[Anonymous No.19118917]

>>19118868
Loss doesn't matter, allocate your money to whatever will go up the most.

[Anonymous No.19118929]

>Bought shares today in GE
>Mfw I literally own some of the company

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.19118930]

>tech getting fucked after hours
>my commodity ETFs are mooning

[Anonymous No.19118936]

How was one man so based?

[Anonymous No.19118956]

>>19118936
how to spot a dumbfuck boomer

[Anonymous No.19118968]

>>19118936
Friedman better

[Anonymous No.19118974]

>>19118910
Red on the day, green on the week. Going to try to get more cash and be less risky next week.

[Anonymous No.19118975]

>>19118739
>why is this guy no cnbc
(((David Portnoy)))
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Portnoy

They let Jews be the leading voice on both sides of the issue. 1, so the exposure can increase his fame and wealth. and 2, so if the right-side of things gets out of hand, David Portnoy will immediately say "OI! HOLD ON GOYS! This is too far! You know me! I'm on """your side""" but I have to disavow these acts of civil disobedience! It's just too far!"

[Anonymous No.19118985]

>>19118936
DH Lawrence said he was one of the worst people he'd ever met kek

[Anonymous No.19119004]

Hard crash triggering disturbances, then FED sets non-put rules on actions?

[Anonymous No.19119008]

>>19117200
The first step is acknowledging you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.19119050]

>>19118709
BULLSHIT Arizona has had that many cases since "reopening"
That faggot Ducey has been putting off reopening shit for so long that we can't even be considered fully reopened yet

[Anonymous No.19119062]

>>19117526
u best believe ur sexy ass im loaded up on some o dat gud tvix shit. granted i been holding since 220 yesterday but i aint sellin, shits boutta yeet

[Anonymous No.19119072]

>>19119050
>hating based Ducey

found the low IQ poster

[Anonymous No.19119089]

Now retards think Google will crash the market. GOOG is already priced in ya fags.

[Anonymous No.19119103]

>Bobo expects a crash
>Its green
>Again
>Like always
Why do this Bobo? Just buy and make a profit.

[Anonymous No.19119116]

>>19119072
Ducey is a rat faced pussy, why else would he wait until the last possible second to make decisions

[Anonymous No.19119118]

>You can have the virus and not even have any symptoms!
>On Sunday Tanzania President Magufuli, who has consistently downplayed the effect of the virus shocked the world when he said animals, fruits and vehicle oil had been secretly tested at the laboratory. All of them had been found to be positive to Covid-19.

>testing more than ever before
>a bunch of false positives

Opening/reopening has nothing to do with it

[Anonymous No.19119121]

>>19119089
Which consequences could even arise from an antitrust lawsuit?

[Anonymous No.19119134]

>>19118985
Never ignore your instincts.

[Anonymous No.19119143]

>>19118930
Based dollar cost average

[Anonymous No.19119152]

>>19119103
I got TQQQ monday at open and I'm down -8%
Granted this has been a generally bad week compared to the 8 weeks before

[Anonymous No.19119163]

>>19119121
Treble damages
Forced divestitures
Consent decrees
Civil fines
Legal fees and time spent litigating

[Anonymous No.19119189]

>>19119118
>On Sunday Tanzania President Magufuli, who has consistently downplayed the effect of the virus shocked the world when he said animals, fruits and vehicle oil had been secretly tested at the laboratory. All of them had been found to be positive to Covid-19.
Implying you can trust a 3rd world shithole dictator. As a result he kicked out the WHO and now can do whatever he wants.

[Anonymous No.19119195]

>>19119116
have sex

[Anonymous No.19119220]

>>19119189
>the WHO
lel

[Anonymous No.19119226]

>>19118427
It's a digital Ponzi scheme. You buy Bitcoin, then convince other people to buy in order to increase the value of Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.19119236]

https://www.technologyreview.com/2019/02/19/239592/once-hailed-as-unhackable-blockchains-are-now-getting-hacked/

you can't hack a plot of land or a bar of gold anon

[Anonymous No.19119237]

>>19119163
>Forced divestitures
This attroney or whatever will need bodyguards when this kills Google, kills Nasdaq, kills S&P500

[Anonymous No.19119258]

>>19118824
I find it funny that
/pol/ should be focusing on American lives but they actually prefer economy over fellow citizens
/biz/ should be focusing on economy but /biz/ is actually pro-lives saving over bad economy

[Anonymous No.19119276]

Renaissance Tech raised their position in BiliBili!! this quarter.

Looks like Ackman bought a lot of Berkshire...

>>19119072
The Ducey bros. are tards

>>19119103
How come she has two mouths?
I don't know about trying this manga/show...

>>19119237
Forcing google to split up wouldn't kill it, and might actually be good for shareholders. Also may hurt the case for the EU trying to tax and regulate them.

[Anonymous No.19119285]

guys is SRNE tapped out or still room for gains?

[Anonymous No.19119287]

>>19119258
im pro staying at home and getting fat stacks

[Anonymous No.19119299]

>>19119258
Stock market is not the economy. Orange man just decided to make it one of his metrics for success for years which was a dumb move precisely for these reasons.
So now orange man shills and anti-shills think its all that matters.

[Anonymous No.19119308]

>>19119258
>/pol/
It's majority /ptg/

[Anonymous No.19119317]

>>19119285
I'm guessing it will hit double digits next week, this shit is going to flood the media over the weekend, and then by monday its going to spike up hard on open

[Anonymous No.19119322]

>>19119276
>I don't know about trying this manga/show...
Shes heavily implied to be preggers soon/now and has sex with bf, cucking a tsundere.
Shes pretty based desu

[Anonymous No.19119323]

>>19119299
>Stock market isn't the economy
>thats why the Fed is trying to fix the economy by buying stocks
So youre saying the Fed is wrong?

[Anonymous No.19119324]

>>19117199
A Place Further Than the Universe

[Anonymous No.19119331]

Talk me out of buying more UVXY

[Anonymous No.19119335]

is this legal?

[Anonymous No.19119338]

>>19119323
Fed has two tools anymore:
Make interest rates subterranean or print money. These don't work we get truly disastrous garbage like negative interest rates which orange man is pushing hard for.

[Anonymous No.19119349]

>>19119121
Real question is why now, in the middle of the mist?
Unlike KO and MCD, MSFT and GOOG are about data gathering/building. They also use huge infrastructures hard to duplicate.
So why now? Are the main datas models finished/optimized? I guess the answers lies more in /x/ than /biz/.

[Anonymous No.19119350]

>>19119317
im going to pick a small stack up now after hours then, anyone else want to jump in?

[Anonymous No.19119361]

>>19119338
So what you're saying is we are fucked?

[Anonymous No.19119365]

>>19119335
Thats 30 million. Like what? 1/10th of daily volume?

[Anonymous No.19119367]

>>19119258
We are all fucked, but I guess the faggot in me wishes we were all in this together. I lean right but I hope Trump is defeated come November.

[Anonymous No.19119384]

>>19119350
I ended up picking up 500 at around 6.70

[Anonymous No.19119400]

>>19119121
Bad ones

The thing is I do not understand why they open up this can of worms now? The US gouvernment wants them to be stable right now. Do it in a year or whatever.
So somebody made them do it. I wonder who or for what purpose.

[Anonymous No.19119403]

>>19119258
/smg/ users are very humane, the 80's mindset of having to be a psychopath to succeed in capital markets has gone out the window when people realized it's actually better to be in touch with your emotional powers
>>19119276
>Hmm let's see how much Bili they have
>4 million shares
w..when did this happen :o

[Anonymous No.19119421]

>>19119367
People that lean right have balls, you dont

[Anonymous No.19119434]

>>19119335
Why wouldn't it be, retard?
Today was the last day to report buys/sells for last quarter, and the legal risk is well known.

>>19119349
>Real question is why now, in the middle of the mist?
Trump's Justice Department has been making angry noises about big tech this whole time. Some repubs in congree also been agitating to break facebook up, and trump complaining about Amazon whenever he can. This is just another shot, we'll see if it goes anywhere.

[Anonymous No.19119444]

>>19119367
Who the fuck will vote for Biden??

[Anonymous No.19119467]

>>19119444
People asked the same question about trump last time, in this wack ass timeline we live in anything can happen

[Anonymous No.19119471]

>>19118910
Up 2.77% today, a toast to sir Powell

[Anonymous No.19119479]

>>19117165
Will I make it boys?

[Anonymous No.19119493]

>>19119434
retard was a little harsh...
>>19119403
right?
I wish I'd bought more than 2 shares but the LK scared me... we'll see how earnings go on monday.

[Anonymous No.19119508]

>>19119444
even if Jesus Christ ran for president during a recession the odds are he would lose

[Anonymous No.19119521]

>>19118628
Soros is unironically right social media is a fucking cancer and the idea that children are allowed to use that shit is unbelievable. That NK statement is dumb though.

[Anonymous No.19119556]

>>19119335
Soros knowing it before CNBC? Of course not.

[Anonymous No.19119566]

>>19119508
Because of the Jews.

[Anonymous No.19119575]

>>19119566
low IQ post

[Anonymous No.19119583]

>>19119508
JesusVSBiden, win.
JesusVSTrump, lose.

[Anonymous No.19119608]

>>19119521
>Facebook should be regulated like a cigarette company
> unironically right
If I wouldn't know I'd say this isn't /biz/ but r/communism

[Anonymous No.19119683]

>>19119575
Jews literally killed Jesus and now run the country, why wouldn't they cause him to lose an election?

[Anonymous No.19119693]

>>19119683
explain how they run the country without turning to /pol/

[Anonymous No.19119725]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.19119731]

>>19119467
So you frequent twitter and reddit huh

[Anonymous No.19119744]

>>19119479
But why though?

[Anonymous No.19119749]

>>19117610
Who did you sign up with?

[Anonymous No.19119756]

>>19118910
>I'm up 1.40% today, and slept through the close AGAIN
congrats on beinng up!
I woke up 30 mins before power hour, very sucky.
Also 40% cash here...

FUCK IT IM BUYING SOME UVXY

[Anonymous No.19119763]

I really hope Jesus will prefer bulls.

[Anonymous No.19119765]

>>19119467
The difference is Trump is based and Sleepy Joe isn't

[Anonymous No.19119769]

>>19119744
We dumping hard that's why

[Anonymous No.19119808]

new
>>19117182
>>19117182
>>19117182

[Anonymous No.19119825]

>>19119693
If you wish, 0.18% of the world are jews yet they are in every movie, every commercial, every tv series, every comic, every company, every news article, everywhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religious_populations

There are more people subscribing to weird African religions than there are jews.

[Anonymous No.19119830]

>>19119608
If real communism came to America one of the vectors would be through social media. The very concept of it is collectivist by it's nature. Honestly, social media might in the end be worse than tobacco.

[Anonymous No.19119845]

Stop posting anime you actual faggot

[Anonymous No.19119973]

>>19119845
huh?

[Anonymous No.19120066]

>>19118968
Friedman was an evil Jew.

[Anonymous No.19120218]

>>19118307
when the fuck did you buy my guy?

[Anonymous No.19120541]

>>19119973
There are like twenty boards specifically for pedophile trannies, so post your pedophile tranny shit there instead of the stock market thread