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>NOW HIRING SUPERSTARS!

>> No.19113320

>>19113230
>looking at startup ads
>current year

>> No.19113337
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>dynamic work environment

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>looking for highly motivated individuals

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>UNLIMITED PTO

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>>19113230
>mfw my boss unironically calls me a rockstar

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>Co-working spaces!

>> No.19113500

>>19113381
You should tell him to stop doing that anon.

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>we have a FOOSBALL table and BEER FRIDAYS

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>salary: competitive

>> No.19113719

Here's my favorite

>You must want to do this job for the money but for the passion in helping people

Why did my boss say this in my interview for my 14/hr job

>> No.19113764

>>19113360
I fucking hate this shit right here. That’s how (((they))) get you. You end up not taking the PTO you would have if you knew how much you had, and they don’t have to pay you out when you quit or get fired. Fuck startups with a fucking passion.

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>fast paced, team oriented environment for motivated individuals!

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>competitive salary

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>Theme days once a week

>> No.19113839

>>19113693
I really really really hate this

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>>19113230

>Salary commiserate with experience.
>10+ years of AWS, Azure, SQL, C++, etc.
>Looking for a code ninja!

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19114168

>we donating this month's proceed towards breast cancer research.

>> No.19114229

>>19114168
why do they all have the same fucking smile

>tfw have glasses and beard and beginning to bald (at least I have long hair so you can't see it)
>tfw worried I look like these guys

>> No.19114262

>>19113381
how old is your boss anon

>> No.19114272

>>19113719
because if you're doing anything for 14/hr you're a fucking loser

>> No.19114293

>>19114229
Contacts

>> No.19114314

>>19114293
Thanks for the tip fren. I'll do that once my eye doctor opens up.

>> No.19114337

>>19114229
kekekekek

>> No.19114370

>>19114314
You can also do that kind laser surgery that corrects your eyes

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>>19114272
>tfw i've only been able to find $10 an hour jobs for the past 10 years.

>> No.19114402

I want to quit the data industry. It pays well so it's comfy but it's boring af and plagued with boomer professionalism memes. I feel naive thinking and feeling this way but fuck I don't wanna be a code monkey for the next 20 years.

>> No.19114418

>>19113230
>CALLING ALL OPERATION LEADERS!!!

>> No.19114442

>>19114402
invest your money and retire early

>> No.19114480

>>19113693
In Europe they don't even tell you the salary, and they ask for your expectations during the first contact to try to max jew you. The salary often is only mentioned after you were chosen for the position, so a lot of people end up getting pissed off. Happened to me once, and from the other side, at the bank I work at we've been trying to fill up a vacancy for 9 months, and two candidates were accepted but refused the final offer from HR. I do the interviews and I don't even get to know the salaries the HR is proposing. Fuck that shit.

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>>19113230
>Achieve more than you ever thought possible
>$27,000-$48,000 a year
>fun atmosphere
>Rockstar ninjas wanted
>Self-motivated problem-solver
>Sign-on bonus
>female-lead team
>unique philosophy
>effective communicator
>brings it everyday
>flexible hours
>We [start-up]ians take pride in our work
>extra bonuses and commissions possible
>minimum 5 years experience

>> No.19115635

>>19114262
He’s a “Gen Xer”

>> No.19116220

>>19114229
Be /fit/ and don't smile like a cuck, and you'll be fine regardless of what happens to your hair

>> No.19116664

>>19113230
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CLAP*

>> No.19116986

>We work hard and play hard!

>> No.19117070

>>19114962
>>female-lead team
nightmare fuel

>> No.19117142

>>19116664
Lost

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>WEEKLY BAKING CONTEST

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>Teams are awesome, but we want a tribe

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>business casual

>> No.19117485

>30k-60k

>> No.19117511

>>19117480
???????

>> No.19117606

>$17,332 up to $165,400 per year

>> No.19117649

>>19113230
>6 months of warehouse experience
>1 year of cashier's experience

>> No.19117687

>>19114962
>female-lead team
RUN

>> No.19117727

>business development executive manager representative