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Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:38:44 2017 No.1911317 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone else here investing in powerball tickets?

I do 200$/week and I hope soon I can break off this wagecuck coil and become the millionaire I deserve to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:44:47 2017 No.1911330 >this is how poor people actually think

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:50:58 2017 No.1911361 >>1911317 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SbHKzpzlgkc this is you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:52:04 2017 No.1911364 >>1911317 You literally have a higher chance of being rich by buying 10k worth of LEPEN and holding

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 12:52:43 2017 No.1911366 >>1911317 you have a better chance of dying tomorrow than winning the powerball in the next 100 years

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:06:21 2017 No.1911414 >>1911330 100% correct, this is how wagecucks think

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:08:19 2017 No.1911419 File: 62 KB, 728x485, donald-trump-two-thumbs-up-728x485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1911317 >invest >powerball Please leave my shitty containment board....

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 18:59:46 2017 No.1912443 >>1911330 >>1911361 >>1911364 >>1911366 >>1911414 >>1911419 You don't win if you don't play As I say, if you want to win the lottery you have to make the money to buy a ticket

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:00:23 2017 No.1912445 >>1911317 Hey, at least the students and veterans thank you for your purchase.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:02:56 2017 No.1912454

I knew I was always destined for great things. This must be it! I was destined to be the winner of the highest lottery jackpot in existence. I knew right then and there that this jackpot was meant for me. Who else deserved such a victory? I had been through so much rejection, suffering, and injustice in my life, and this was to be my salvation. With my whole body filled with feverish hope, I spent $700 dollars on lottery tickets for this drawing. As I spent this money, I imagined all the amazing sex I would have with a beautiful model girlfriend I would have once I become a man of wealth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:15:08 2017 No.1912491 >>1912454 Hi Elliot Rodger

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:17:00 2017 No.1912499

Usually I buy 1 Eurojackpot on friday (2.5 Euros - the jackpot now is 60 million Euros) and buy two tickets on my country's lottery on Saturday (under 1 Euro/ticket, the jackpot is now is over 1 million Euros).

To be honest I give myself this chance because I started to use the Law of Attraction in the last few months and it works for me in my day to day life. I see that <5 euro/week as it is, only a game and I enjoy playing it and visualizing what I will do with the money. If you play the lottery and feel bad when you don't win, you're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:18:35 2017 No.1912505 >>1911317 > negative ev > investing You have some warped definition of what is an investment anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:43:23 2017 No.1912584 >>1912505 This. It's just gambling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:48:51 2017 No.1912594 >>1912505 kek reminds me of the time I heard a black guy telling another black family who had crowded around him (well 2/3s of one, guess who was missing) that his hooverboard was his best investment of 201X.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:01:29 2017 No.1912980 File: 1.11 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_2111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got my hundred dollars in tickets today. Let's see if I win

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:03:57 2017 No.1912989 >>1912443 And you don't lose money if you don't "play." Outside of some card games gambling is a fools game and you should realize you're buying some mental masturbation and not "investing."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:13:15 2017 No.1913011 >>1911317 Wouldn't it be smarter to save $200 a week and then buy a shit ton at the end of the year?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:21:51 2017 No.1913027 I buy a ticket for 2€ once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:30:32 2017 No.1913039 >>1912980 taking a picture with your phone at almost 40MPH. its like you want to wreck and kill others

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:31:57 2017 No.1913046

>>1911317
I don't invest in lottery tickets, I buy the smallest amount of them that gives me the dream.

$20/month on quick pick 2/10 rounds of Mega Millions, and I only buy that like 3 times a year...

250k net worth, should be around 300k by EOY. Won't even need lottery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:34:41 2017 No.1913049 >>1912980 >one hand holding the tickets >other hand holding the phone/camera >car is going 30 MPH Did you die seconds after making this post?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:42:45 2017 No.1913069 >>1913049 He's probably also smoking and listening to music at extreme volume

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:49:34 2017 No.1913083 >>1912454 Dear Lord, Please let me win this lottery so I can prove that money won't change me. Signed, Your faithful servant

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:50:35 2017 No.1913085 >>1912980 >some fat 10 year old wins it over you

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:54:06 2017 No.1913092

>>1912499
why don't you just take your 5 euros to a roulette wheel. If you keep winning, you'll become a millionaire and its way more likely than you winning the lottery.

or better yet, just invest that money instead? would you have fun seeing yourself develop a nestegg and tangible returns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:56:01 2017 No.1913099 >>1911317 The incredibly low chance you do win you couldve invested and been well off. Much quicker and more likely. Lottery is a meme dont be dumb

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:56:20 2017 No.1913102 >>1912584 and horrible gambling at that. if you're going to gamble, why not do it in a way where you could actually conceivably win?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:58:19 2017 No.1913109 >>1911317 200 a week would result in pretty nice gains in the stock market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:58:57 2017 No.1913114 >>1911317 If you're going to blow that much cash you're better off playing the small state jackpots, then compounding your winnings

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 23:27:14 2017 No.1913203 File: 163 KB, 314x342, gto vice principal sweating.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1911366 this >>1912980 >one hand one wheel going 40 >1 post by this ID >mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 08:57:32 2017 No.1914157 >>1912443 Hell even i buy a ticked once or twice a month when its up but $800 a month??? Wewlad. I will invest my 10k a year thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:10:24 2017 No.1914174 File: 69 KB, 575x1024, 1451460316263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1912980 Fucking 10/10 post anon good job

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 09:15:39 2017 No.1914184 >>1912499 I feel good when I think about how I'm not as stupid as people who regularly buy lottery tickets, and I save money. win-win!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:14:08 2017 No.1914330 >>1912980 lmao

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 11:35:06 2017 No.1914530

>>1913049
>>>1912980
>>one hand holding the tickets
>>other hand holding the phone/camera
>>car is going 30 MPH
>Did you die seconds after making this post?

$100 in lottery tickets, taking a picture well driving, diagnosis: owns many flat brimmed fitted hats. It's retarded boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 11:37:37 2017 No.1914536 It's a better investment than some of the shit that's advertised here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 11:48:44 2017 No.1914556 >>1914157 That's me, I agree OP should stop that. At the very least throw it at meme coins. But I also hate when people who never play say shit like 'if I won the lottery'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:08:42 2017 No.1914915 Honestly, I do play but the sad fact is that I'd probably be disappointed if I won any of the lesser prizes > oh hey, 150k, not bad! > dumped into investments, never to be seen or thought about again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:45:21 2017 No.1915000 >>1911317 This is how rural and suburban retards think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:49:50 2017 No.1915010 >>1913011 you increase teh chance for the singular draw, but if you spend the same amount of money on tickets over multiple draws, the more draws gives you a higher expected value for the same money spent

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:01:00 2017 No.1915056 >>1911317 gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 15:46:54 2017 No.1915159 >>1912980 are you Eurasian by chance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:03:39 2017 No.1915621 >>1913039 >almost 40MPH the fuck, it's barely above 30 the government says it's safe to hit kids at 25mph, calm the fuck down bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:14:35 2017 No.1915922 >>1915159 curious why you're asking

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 20:49:55 2017 No.1915992 >>1915010 Show your work because that doesn't sound right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:19:45 2017 No.1916046 >>1915992 found a good article awhile back but lost it, but the odds are slightly better because you have the chance to win multiple times

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