/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19107048]

Satoshi wanted digital cash - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted scaling on chain - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted big server farms - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted micropayment capability - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted instant payments - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted a protocol set in stone - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted Gavin to carry the torch of Bitcoin forward - Gavin testified that Craig Wright was definitely the person behind Satoshi

Did it click yet? 1+1 = 2

Logic is a wonderful thing

[Anonymous No.19107061]

>>19107048
creg is going to kill himself

[Anonymous No.19107062]

>>19107048
Craig is going to kill himself.

[Anonymous No.19107078]

>>19107061
Hive fucking mind.

[Anonymous No.19107173]

>>19107048
Guys, guys listen!
I'm Satoshi!
I swear!
I'm Satoshi Nakamoto creator of Bit Coin.
I don't care if you don't belive me.
But listen I'm Satoshi. If you don't believe me you gonna be so sorry!
I will bankrupt you!
Because I'm Satoshi.
And Bit Coin is turing complete... Yes it is. I'm not gonna prove it you just have to take my word on it!
I made Bit Coin. You will fucking listen to what I say!
I will not prove it because I don't owe you anything!
I don't care if you don't believe me!
Honest to God! I don't give a flying fuck.
But listen here! I'm Satoshi Nakamoto. Do you understand motherfucker.
I will bankrupt you if you don't listen to me!
But I'm not gonna prove shit because I don't care if you belive me or not...
I made Bit Coin it's mine! My intellectual property and you may only use it the way i see fit!
If you try other forks I will bankrupt you motherfucker!
I'm Satoshi. I can't prove it but I am.
Satoshi Nakamoto motherfucker!
That's me.
Don't believe me! See if I care!
You will be so sorry.
Sanjay's Vindaloo is the real Bit Coin!
The original.
We introduced new opcodes that make no sense.
I can do that because I'm Satoshi!
No I will not prove it!
No I will not sign.
Fuck off!
I don't owe you anything!
I'm Satoshi!
I don't care if you don't believe me!
I'm Satoshi! Motherfucker!
You buy, you hodl, anything at all, I will bloody bankrupt you!
I don't give a fuck!
You don't have to believe me!
I'm Satoshi I don't have to give a fuck!
I don't care about you incels!
I swear I don't. I really really truly don't care.
I'm Satoshi! Do you understand motherfucker?
Have a Nice Life!

[Anonymous No.19107238]

>>19107062
maybe
https://twitter.com/MyLegacyKit/status/1260913449812574208
tldr his ex wife told everyone craig never talked about bitcoin pre 2013 when he asked her to lie about it to the ato.

[Anonymous No.19107280]

>>19107238
well that actually was around 2015 i get confused the dates always change in the craig narrative.

like craig claimed to made a contract with W&K in 2008 but it didn't even exist yet... it's like he completely lost track of time because he told so many versions of this story he can't keep track all of the alternate timelines anymore.

[Anonymous No.19107298]

>>19107048
>wanted, wanted, wanted...
So?

[Anonymous No.19107334]

>>19107048
J A I L
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[Anonymous No.19107363]

Craig's entire satoshi saga is just too much fucking nonsense. I can hardly wait for all the inevitable satoshi documentaries in the future.

[Anonymous No.19107385]

>>19107048
>Satoshi wanted digital cash - so does Craig Wright
no craig just wants real $ and fame and adoration
>Satoshi wanted scaling on chain - so does Craig Wright
not true generally, satoshi already talked about sidehains and atomic swaps very very early in the game and talked about global burden.
>Satoshi wanted big server farms - so does Craig Wright
he predicted satoshi wanted a p2p network but he predicted over time it will become less and less decentralized.
>Satoshi wanted micropayment capability - so does Craig Wright
everyone does every fucking body on this planet. only the how is vastly different.
>Satoshi wanted instant payments - so does Craig Wright
no satoshi explicitly said that 0-conf is a shitty idea for example. he said it's okay for online orders when you can easily cancel your end. craig on the other hand claimed information travels faster than light.
>Satoshi wanted a protocol set in stone - so does Craig Wright
the protocol is set in stone, only creggies don't understand it and how bch irrevokably broke protocol and discarded the nakamoto consensus.
>Satoshi wanted Gavin to carry the torch of Bitcoin forward - Gavin testified that Craig Wright was definitely the person behind Satoshi
well actually satoshi never talked to gavin after gavin told him he is getting cozy with the cia. he cut communications and disappeared.

[Anonymous No.19107849]

>>19107048
>>19107420

[Anonymous No.19108352]

>>19107048
Bros last night on /pol/ there was a thread about how the internet will be shut down. This coincides with what the BSV community has been saying about the internet 2.0 coming online. How will this affect the BSV I hold in robinhood? I'm not as worried about the BSV I have on my harddrive.

[Anonymous No.19108397]

>>19107280
>it's like he completely lost track of time because he told so many versions of this story he can't keep track all of the alternate timelines anymore.

Barely functional alcoholism will do that to ya.

[Anonymous No.19108418]

>con artist builds fake persona from publicly available profile of an anonymous person
did it click yet

[Anonymous No.19108468]

>Satoshi wanted on-chain KYC integration
Oh wait, no he didn't.

[Anonymous No.19108525]

>>19107048
sorry, no fork

[Anonymous No.19108559]

>>19108352
>how the internet will be shut down
im interested in this. can you link me the thread senpai?

[Anonymous No.19108595]

>>19108559
Yep here it is
>>>/pol/257469163

[Anonymous No.19108624]

>>19108559
Also, Q has been talking about an internet blackout for a while

[Anonymous No.19109112]

Bump for clarity

[Anonymous No.19109742]

>>19108559
>>19108624
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_kill_switch
oshit, they can do it and some countries have done
not surprised that the UK is actually prepared to do it with legislation