/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19088982]

Toe the line weebs

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>19087948

[Anonymous No.19089016]

first for fuck jerome

[Anonymous No.19089017]

cunny

[Anonymous No.19089020]

dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.19089021]

>Toe the line
Anime website

[Anonymous No.19089022]

fuck anime posters

[Anonymous No.19089023]

niggers

[Anonymous No.19089029]

>>19088982
based and fuck animepilled

[Anonymous No.19089032]

>>19088982
>Toe the line weebs
Go back to r/wsbets you loser. /Biz/ was always and will always be an anime board.

[Anonymous No.19089034]

>>19089017
this is the post that I respect

[Anonymous No.19089038]

>I am back in the green
bizzare.

[Anonymous No.19089041]

>>19088992
>tesla put
>he forgot the first rule of investing ever

[Anonymous No.19089047]

haha

[Anonymous No.19089062]

>>19088982
Shit edition, sell signal desu

[Anonymous No.19089074]

Invest in Champignon Brands

SHRM or SHRMF

[Anonymous No.19089075]

>Intuitive Surgical, Inc. is an American corporation that develops, manufactures, and markets robotic products designed to improve clinical outcomes of patients through minimally invasive surgery, most notably with the da Vinci Surgical System.

Thoughts on this rather unknown company?
It sounds like a great idea. So futuristic, like something people have been dreaming about decades.

There are machine learning algorithms that are better than a group of experts at detecting fractures on x-rays and cancer of pictures of skin.

Don't you think this stock will moon when it gets more plublicity?

[Anonymous No.19089076]

Inb4 duck

[Anonymous No.19089077]

>>19088589
the game is still on

- draw the line
- dubs predict the future of the market

[Anonymous No.19089083]

[Anonymous No.19089084]

"let them eat shit" - marie antoinette in response to the bvllcuck bagholders, 2020

[Anonymous No.19089085]

Should I close my SPXS Friday or hold over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.19089090]

Where to put $15K after I get paid and collect my dividend?

[Anonymous No.19089091]

>>19089032
Including "hentai peniswoman links" was never part of the non-aggression pact

[Anonymous No.19089105]

>>19089075
maybe it's finally time for this kind of things with 5g implementing soon

[Anonymous No.19089108]

So states are taking these super slow opening up measures.

We're basically assured a long, deep recession ontop of the power grab patriot act 2.0 shit coming around the corner

Give me one reason not to totally avoid the stock market for the next 10 or so years.

Maybe the recession won't be so bad?
All the idiots of the world are getting used to the fear and accepting shit like always having to wear a mask and social distancing which don't even work.

[Anonymous No.19089111]

So is that it or are we heading lower?

[Anonymous No.19089113]

>>19089075
19089081

[Anonymous No.19089115]

>>19089090
Wells Fargo

[Anonymous No.19089117]

>>19089077

so we all die... ok

[Anonymous No.19089121]

>>19089032
Anything else mentally ill weeb revisionist.

[Anonymous No.19089124]

>>19089077

[Anonymous No.19089126]

Should I sell Chevron stock?

[Anonymous No.19089127]

>>19089032
Tbh

[Anonymous No.19089128]

fuck anime

[Anonymous No.19089133]

/biz/ how do I unironically long bars and nightclubs

[Anonymous No.19089135]

>>19089091
>non-aggression pact
there was never a pact. Immigrants. get. OOOOUUUUUTTT.

[Anonymous No.19089137]

>>19089090
hold until the big drop next week and put in gold ETF in meantime

[Anonymous No.19089138]

>>19089108
Boomers will be dead in 10 years and we can finally break free of their retarded policies.

[Anonymous No.19089143]

>>19089075
>thinks isrg is rather unknown
cant tell if trolling of retarded

[Anonymous No.19089145]

>>19089090
SPHD

[Anonymous No.19089146]

>>19089124
nah it will get to 3250 first so the last big guy could get out

[Anonymous No.19089158]

Here is how my planned longterm portfolio looks like, will start buying at reasonable lows:

>50% S&P500
>50% NAS-100

i think this is smart long-term. you think it's autismo? what could i do differently? For like 10k

[Anonymous No.19089163]

anyone else having fun doing swing trading?

[Anonymous No.19089164]

>>19089077
I fucked it up and made it kinda crooked but you get the point

[Anonymous No.19089174]

>>19089105
Doesn't seem like a fast internet connection is essential to this machine as of now
But interestingly it could facilitate remote invasive procedures

[Anonymous No.19089176]

>>19089158
for super long term its good

[Anonymous No.19089177]

>>19089158
That is the most normie portfolio I've ever read in my life.

[Anonymous No.19089182]

>>19089135
Would spamming 2D work?

[Anonymous No.19089183]

Did they really fucking get the last suckers in and now it's over?

[Anonymous No.19089185]

Reminder that 1oz of Gold has to have a 1:1 ratio with the S&P 500 before there's a recovery

[Anonymous No.19089189]

>>19089163
>open position
>gaps against me
i stopped

[Anonymous No.19089190]

cute and ____________

[None !SSfwLQSoro No.19089193]

>>19089164
this is my default assumption BUT my only problem here is upcoming election on declining stonks? sounds gay iuuam

[Anonymous No.19089195]

I want Morgan to sit on my face

[Anonymous No.19089200]

>>19089183
some people just never learn lol

[Anonymous No.19089204]

https://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=32734186

>He didn't buy REFR

[Anonymous No.19089215]

>>19089133
Acquire capital and then open one

[Anonymous No.19089218]

>>19089174
it would make that robot hand like a human one with no input lag, hence the broader adoption

[Anonymous No.19089221]

>>19089190
cunny

[Anonymous No.19089225]

>>19089189
i set my stop loss at at 3% in general

[Anonymous No.19089230]

>>19089077

[Anonymous No.19089234]

>>19089190
2D

[Anonymous No.19089243]

What program is this? Looks way better and professional then Tradingview

[Anonymous No.19089245]

>>19089182
I'll spam 2D anyway. I was doing that for a while but got lazy.

[Anonymous No.19089250]

>>19089193

Trump didnt cause covid-19 did he?
No point in taking personal crusade and poomping something just for votes. He will win anyway.

Only point is to avoid social unrest and we have allready done that now just keep cool and dont loose all money when it crashes.

[Anonymous No.19089255]

>>19089133
buy BUD and LMVH

[Anonymous No.19089256]

>>19089225
300 dollars? i'd cash that shit if i were you

[Anonymous No.19089259]

>>19089215
>acquire capital
That's the hard part

[Anonymous No.19089271]

lel at all the sellers, you'll regret it once america bails itself out for the nth time. don't sell american stocks at a loss you keks.

[Anonymous No.19089272]

>>19089190
cunning

[Anonymous No.19089275]

Why line go down
Line supos go up

[Anonymous No.19089281]

>>19089243
>These meme lines and TA bullshit
Lmao
Stay with TV honestly. Or your broker

[Anonymous No.19089284]

THAT PUMP

[Anonymous No.19089285]

>>19089243
>looks more professional
Is it because of the lines?

[Anonymous No.19089288]

>>19089259
Getting paper ain't easy bitch.

[Anonymous No.19089291]

>>19089077

Don't ask how I know. I just do.

[Anonymous No.19089292]

>>19089133
i mean LVMH - Louis Vuitton Moët Hennessy

[Anonymous No.19089293]

>>19089259
just get a job lmao

[Anonymous No.19089295]

>>19089177
no tanker stocks or triple short SPX's for me..

>>19089176
i wonder if 5 years qualify as super-long for you

[Anonymous No.19089303]

>>19089074
Based Chad

[Anonymous No.19089305]

I just found out second ticker for carnival is $CUK
cant make this shit up AHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19089313]

FUCK

we woke up Jerome

the fun is unfortunately over

[Anonymous No.19089315]

>>19089250
Drumpf personally engineered the virus to release on the poor Chinese people whom he hates due to his racism. He was so stupid it spread to the USA.

[Anonymous No.19089319]

>>19089077

[Anonymous No.19089326]

>>19089243
based daytraderrockstar

this guy has been making money in the markets for ages

[Anonymous No.19089327]

>>19089108
>Give me one reason not to totally avoid the stock market for the next 10 or so years.
If you earnings on stuff like internet infrastructure, food, energy, housing and everything else that makes up the entire stock market will be down for 10 years straight, you basically expect the developed world to become Brazil.

[Anonymous No.19089341]

>>19089295
no, super long term is until you reach retirement age. after 5 years you will still have made some bucks if you wait a little bit longer before you buy

[Anonymous No.19089348]

>>19089250
I’ve been a republican my whole life but if Trump can’t do something to calm people down, which we know he can’t, he is done for.

[Anonymous No.19089365]

>>19089327
Nigga what?

[Anonymous No.19089366]

>>19089326
hell yeah i made some nice gains from his alerts, i'm a poor student though so a 5% gain is merely 50euros lol. but learning alot of him.

but anyway what is that program called?

[Anonymous No.19089372]

>>19089138
That doesn't answer what the next 10 years will look like. Even when boomers die out the only thing that'll take their place is minorities.

I honestly don't see how this will go anyway but shitty, bloody, and horrible.

[Anonymous No.19089376]

>>19089085
hold, King
I'll be right there with you

[Anonymous No.19089384]

>>19089245
Nice. Also, gold is doing fucking amazing. Was expecting another liquidation to cover losses before shooting up and taking my money to the bank, metaphorically speaking of course.

[Anonymous No.19089386]

>>19089077

[Anonymous No.19089391]

why are all these little anime girls into stonks?

[Anonymous No.19089394]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.19089395]

>>19089341
meh, i'm bearish now but i guess after a year all this bullshit will be sorted and growth will come back

[Anonymous No.19089397]

>>19089366
QUIK

[Anonymous No.19089411]

>>19089133
might wanna get in on some LYV, king

[Anonymous No.19089418]

So what's going to be the Lehman brothers moment of this recession?

[Anonymous No.19089422]

>>19089394
take your meds

[Anonymous No.19089423]

>>19089384
Got to remind myself to change that shitty file name.

[Anonymous No.19089425]

yall dont know shit, first they gotta trap the retail bears and bulls before a direction\>>19089077

[Anonymous No.19089426]

>>19089418
Duestche

[Anonymous No.19089428]

>>19089366
idk, want to know also

yesterday he literally went long ES pretty much exactly at the bottom. what a guy. i guess if you watch price action for years you literally start feeling it

[Anonymous No.19089432]

Good afternoon everyone. First of all, I'd just like to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19089437]

>>19089292
good idea, I want to capitalize on the degenerates that want to enter the dating market after the lockdowns. If there's a "pent-up demand" anywhere, it's there

[Anonymous No.19089440]

LETS GET TO THE HALF WITH THE JUDGE

[Anonymous No.19089457]

[Anonymous No.19089462]

>>19089437
Get with the times grandpa, it's all tinder and grindr now.

[Anonymous No.19089469]

>>19089384
I'm sitting on an ounce of physical because I'm poor as shit (under 50k net worth). We'll see how that goes for an alternative savings account.

[Anonymous No.19089476]

>>19089391
Tourist degenerates from other boards who missed out on the march crash.

[Anonymous No.19089480]

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-sanctions-maritime/trump-administration-issues-global-maritime-advisory-on-sanctions-with-industry-input-idUSKBN22Q2LD
https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-05-14/trump-administration-issues-global-maritime-advisory-on-sanctions-with-industry-input

[Anonymous No.19089481]

>>19089426
even during the major drops in March. DB never cracked $5. They have been slowly cleaning up their balance sheet over the past few years

[Anonymous No.19089482]

>>19089077

[Anonymous No.19089485]

>>19089462
have nightclubs and bars been empty before february where you live?

[Anonymous No.19089510]

>>19089462
whats your anthem?

[Anonymous No.19089514]

Short Oil futures june on 5x leverage and thanks me later

[Anonymous No.19089516]

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO BUY????!!!!

Because apparently it wasn’t LMT. MAYBE PEP?

>>19089017
>>19089032
>>19089034
Based.

[Anonymous No.19089525]

>>19089124
>>19089164
>>19089230
>>19089291
>>19089319
>>19089386
>>19089425
>>19089482
this is probably the biggest buy signal youll ever see in these threads

[Anonymous No.19089526]

>>19089047
this comic rules

[Anonymous No.19089529]

WHALES ARE SELLING
JEROME IS BUYING

[Anonymous No.19089535]

>>19089514
>thanks me later
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.19089540]

I was a fucking bear trap guys my puts

[Anonymous No.19089542]

>>19089462
Yeah, but I can't make money off tinder, they're still up during this with people making plans to meet later - or now, who the fuck knows

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19089553]

>>19089437
I was saying that MTCH should put up good numbers with all the bars and shit being closed when this shit began. That's one I'm going to be looking to do a gamble on Q2 earnings.

[Anonymous No.19089556]

>>19089145
What about NOBL

[Anonymous No.19089560]

>>19089047
This cartoon is fucking savage

[Anonymous No.19089567]

>>19088982
>tfw lost so much money and fell so many times for FED bull traps that im starting to recognize SPY patterns
>knew exactly what was going to happen once it tipped its toes on the green
We are looking at crabbing and dump eod, lads. Sell while you still can

t. Professional

[Anonymous No.19089565]

>>19089535
see you on 20 may faggot

[Anonymous No.19089579]

Why is the market not dumping? Trump said something stupid again?

[Anonymous No.19089581]

>>19089525
Recovery is going to take longer than a few months.

[Anonymous No.19089591]

Im ruined

[Anonymous No.19089595]

>>19089553
faggie! give me a signal

[Anonymous No.19089598]

>>19089204
Tranny

[Anonymous No.19089600]

TVIX Kings...
SQQQ Chads....
we're based.....

[Anonymous No.19089606]

>>19089525
draw the thing yourself

[Anonymous No.19089613]

remember dividends are your friends

[Anonymous No.19089626]

i guess the EU markets decided it's not a bear day

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19089631]

>>19089595
I'm all in TLT $172 puts that expire tomorrow. I'm locked in and out of trades until tomorrow. I am not even looking at charts.

[Anonymous No.19089651]

see you in hell Wayfair

[Anonymous No.19089670]

>>19089651
I just need it to go down $10. That's all I ask

[Anonymous No.19089682]

>>19089613
>Not selling covered calls for even more gains

[Anonymous No.19089689]

Thank you to the anon who pointed out CODX. I got in late but it looks like a winner.

[Anonymous No.19089702]

>>19089670
fuck $10
it should go down $100

[Anonymous No.19089710]

>>19089327
This

[Anonymous No.19089733]

>>19089077
>No.19089077▶>>19089117 >>19089124 >>19089164 >>19089230 >>19089291 >>19089319 >>19089386 >>19089425 >>19089482

[Anonymous No.19089734]

>>19089225
Simulation mode LARPer

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19089753]

>>19089651
wtf I like 2:1 splits now
>>19089613
but anon told me I must sell shell because they cut divvies.... wtf??

[Anonymous No.19089762]

Does anyone else still have some money locked up in LK?

[Anonymous No.19089763]

>>19089243
>it looks gud cuz meme lines!
Big sell signal. Glad I’ve been in cash since January

[Anonymous No.19089770]

>>19089074
Welp, I now know where that orange man stimulus check that arrived yesterday is going.

[Anonymous No.19089800]

>>19088982
>Told my dad yesterday that ill sell my cisco shares today because i wanted to invest in some losing positions.
>cisco pumps 6% today

REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.19089813]

>>19089753
>wtf I like 2:1 splits now

KEK

[Anonymous No.19089824]

dow almost green lol what the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.19089828]

>>19089762
No, because I sold everything I had Chinese. I’m sure the lies like GSX & Zoom are still doing fine.

[Anonymous No.19089847]

>>19089567

You are probably right.

Defendly fed stopped the free fall. How much did it cost to american citizens? How many % need to pay more tax for that free fall to be stopped like that? Nobody knows.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19089858]

bullish af (not)

[Anonymous No.19089860]

RMH senpai

[Anonymous No.19089867]

Have we bottomed out RTX bros are we gonna make it?

When are we going to war with Venezuela?

[Anonymous No.19089874]

>>19089860
cringe portfolio

[Anonymous No.19089876]

>>19089032
fucking weeb

[Anonymous No.19089878]

Wow would you look at that Mr. Dow Jones go

[Anonymous No.19089898]

>>19089800
Cisco was always going to pump

Massive buying of webex licenses and VPN/network infrastructure to support home working

[Anonymous No.19089913]

>>19089600
$TVIX's going crazy today.
Huge moves up and down non stop. I only have 1 day trade left if not I would have been buying and selling that shit over and over again all day.

[Anonymous No.19089924]

somebody please tell me should I sell Chevron now or will it pump back above $90 soon

[Anonymous No.19089926]

Give ‘im ze hope, zen take eet away

[Anonymous No.19089928]

thank Mr. Jerome Powell for today's pump

fundamentals don't matter LOL

[Anonymous No.19089929]

It will never be kept down for long, my puts are fucked

[Anonymous No.19089939]

>>19089898
Don’t respond to idiots. Don’t explain to them why they are idiots, either.

[Anonymous No.19089943]

>>19089860
>SPX 3x bear
>TVIX
>Gold

what do u want dude

[Anonymous No.19089950]

>>19089733
OH SHIT

winrar

[Anonymous No.19089960]

>>19089874
But will I come out on top by next year?
And in 2?
Genuinely asking

[Anonymous No.19089977]

>>19089924
both of those asses are shopped.

[Anonymous No.19089991]

bear markets don't end if the underlying economic foundation has been hurt and is not healing
just saying

[Anonymous No.19089995]

>>19089943
I feel like I can make a little money to offset my oil and BRK losses
So far so good

[Anonymous No.19089997]

>>19089762
Nah the only chink stock I back has the power of anime.

[Anonymous No.19089999]

holy shit i just woke up its surging

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19090010]

Im gonna shooooort aaaah

[Anonymous No.19090011]

Does anyone here have experience with SPACs? How do they work? I definitely missed out on DEAC/DKNG and I don’t want to make that mistake again.

[Anonymous No.19090018]

>>19088982
Rip kyoani

[Anonymous No.19090025]

>>19089999
Checked

[Anonymous No.19090028]

>>19089991
sounds like cope

[Anonymous No.19090047]

FAKE AND GAY

[Anonymous No.19090049]

I have a quick question for someone more experienced than I.

I bought a PUT option on McDonald stock and my break-even price for that stock was $169.99. When the stock fell to somewhere around $168 today I tried to sell the stocks to the seller of the PUT contract but the order was executed when the price rose back up around 15 minutes later.

My question is, shouldn't the order have executed immediately since I had an agreement with the seller of the PUT contract beforehand ? I thought that was the whole point of a PUT, so I can wait until the market price goes down and sell it at a higher price.

Thanks in advance, I'm still very new to all this. Also I want to add that I have a demo account on Saxo and that is what I'm using to trade.

[Anonymous No.19090055]

Managed to find enough leftover cash to bag one share of WFC @ 23.99.

[Anonymous No.19090059]

>>19089867
I don't know. Pratt whitney division is exposed to commercial shit. I liked rtn better as it was a pure defense play. But i'm still well invested, i know some people personally who work there. It's simply a very capable company

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19090067]

check July OIL contracts, theyre rising for a reason

[Anonymous No.19090070]

Anybody else rocking BRK.A options?

[Anonymous No.19090071]

>>19089960
the value of your leveraged etfs in 3yrs will suffer due to decay.
>Hive
block chain is a meme

The rest are ok
>silver/gold trust
do you trust they have the bullion they claim?

[Anonymous No.19090085]

>>19090010
I am already in short aaaah

[Anonymous No.19090089]

>>19089991
But people never learn. They think QE means “line go up brrr XD”. Well we had QE in 2008, too. How did that pan out? A dip and a dead cat before the bear run. “But the economy wasn’t flawed before Covid hoax”. Too bad, it is flawed now.

[Anonymous No.19090097]

>>19090071
It's not yours unless you hold it in your hands.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19090112]

>>19090085
aaaaaaaaaaaah I shooooooooooorted oil aaaaaaaah Im gonna puuuuuuuuuuuuuut

[Anonymous No.19090113]

>>19089960
>>19089924
JEEBUS CHRIST DUDE

I need some athletic big booty bitches IMMEDIATELY I’ll risk the coof.

[Anonymous No.19090125]

>>19090049
options aren't automatically exercised unless it's day of expiry, in the money, and your account has the collateral required to execute, and even then some brokerages may not do auto execution and require you to contact them

[Anonymous No.19090128]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF UCO

PEOPLE ARE PILING INTO UCO TO GET EXTRA EXPOSURE TO OIL DUE TO MEDIA HOPIUM

FRONT MONTH TRADING HIGHER ON ZERO VOLUME

RETAIL HOLDING GIGANTIC BAGS

OFFICIALS REFUSING TO UNLOAD DOZENS OF TANKERS SO SURPLUS IS EFFECTIVELY HIDDEN

CONTRACT ROLLOVER THIS MONDAY

GET. THE FUCK. OUT. OF. OIL.

N.O.W.

[Anonymous No.19090141]

today will end green and entire market pumps tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19090149]

>TRUMP SAYS WE WILL BE MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION SHORTLY

oh fug

[Anonymous No.19090159]

>>19090128
So... short it?

[Anonymous No.19090163]

>>19089924
going down when contracts roll over

[Anonymous No.19090169]

>>19090141
no we crab and kill all calls and puts

[Anonymous No.19090171]

>>19090149
fucking orange man gonna pump

[Anonymous No.19090174]

>>19088982
>Made 20% off of my overnight put
>Got RTX at 52.02

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19090177]

>>19090128
>FRONT MONTH TRADING HIGHER ON ZERO VOLUME
yyyyep, I wonder whats USO doing, these jews aint loyal

[Anonymous No.19090178]

>>19090067
Should i all in into july contracts? TELL ME NOW

[Anonymous No.19090182]

>>19090113
thats why i am eyeing BUD and LVMH

[Anonymous No.19090192]

The hearing right now WTF I LOVE SCIENCE EJECT BLACK SCIENCE MAN NOWWW

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19090203]

>>19090178
ofc not, if anything you should think about USO and maybe buy low 20s put on /CL tomo

[Anonymous No.19090207]

fuck anime

[Anonymous No.19090208]

>>19089929
Thank you for gambling, come back again!

[Anonymous No.19090227]

>>19090182
Because men will risk the coof for tennis girl ass?

[Anonymous No.19090231]

>>19090071
I appreciate you time
>Hive blockchain is a meme && HIVE is a penny stock I know but the factors making gold and silver go up would have smae effect on blockchain no?
>open to reconsider
The leveraged etfs are a hedge wich I intend to keep over weekend
Gold & silver I have to admit I too brainlet to see why they not having gold would fuck me. Won't the stock keep going up? It has done me well so far

[Anonymous No.19090233]

>>19090178
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BUY JULY CONTRACTS WHEN THE OIL FROM JUNE CONTRACTS IS NOT ONLY FREE BUT YOU GET PAID TO TAKE IT

[Anonymous No.19090240]

>>19090149
"Fuck the WTO, open everything up immediately"

[Anonymous No.19090244]

Yesterday I made so much money I thought the streak was gonna continue today but everything fucking sucks. Don't want to waste my last day trade on making a few bucks and nothing look like it'll hold up over night for a swing either... Everything's just going up and down with no pattern whatsoever.
Somehow Oil went up 5%, that's how unpredictable shit is today.

[Anonymous No.19090247]

>>19090182
DEO

[Anonymous No.19090249]

should i buy more CODX?

[Anonymous No.19090251]

Dr. Bright is a little bearish regards the virus.

[Anonymous No.19090257]

>>19090169
calls killed and now to kill puts

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19090263]

>>19090233
>WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BUY JULY CONTRACTS
guys who rolled into next month during May, unwillingly

[Anonymous No.19090266]

>>19090247
thanks

[Anonymous No.19090278]

>>19089182
Based

[Anonymous No.19090293]

>>19090227
yes because you find these hoes in clubs and bars or at parties at a friends place. in all three occasions there will be alcohol.

[Anonymous No.19090294]

>>19090207
looks like I found the based department

[Anonymous No.19090295]

What the fuck oil, not cool

[Anonymous No.19090315]

>>19089091
Are you that autistic sperg who spammed /smg/ threads last month?

[Anonymous No.19090320]

>>19089423
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.19090334]

May 15th playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

Yep, that's the entire playlistt

[Anonymous No.19090343]

>>19090294

[Anonymous No.19090351]

>>19090244
I guess you didn’t listen to news about oil last night.

[Anonymous No.19090353]

>>19090334
black eyed peas are the fucking worst

so glad we left them behind

[Anonymous No.19090365]

Uh oh Bobos...
looks like they're on to you!

[Anonymous No.19090368]

why arent you invvested in AAAAAAAAAAAL coin

[Anonymous No.19090378]

>>19090351
Was it about demand being lower still?

[Anonymous No.19090394]

CRABBBING FUCK

[Anonymous No.19090395]

do i have a fellow canuck in here
how fucked am i..

[Anonymous No.19090405]

Jesus can the market finally move away from this retarded 280-295 zone

[Anonymous No.19090409]

This Dr. Bright voice is fucking dim

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19090413]

>>19090365
Just wait till my Bond Vigilante dumps his T-bills Mr. President. You're spending too much of my tax dollars on shit that is not able to bomb Iran.

[Anonymous No.19090418]

>>19090244
>day trading with >$25k limits
Motherfucker you will make more money just swing trading.

[Anonymous No.19090426]

Which one of you fucks fell for the obvious bear trap?

[Anonymous No.19090434]

[Anonymous No.19090440]

>>19089083
That line should have been green,

[Anonymous No.19090448]

>>19090125
But what if I want to exercise the option myself before the expiry date ?

[Anonymous No.19090451]

>Trian Partners Chief Executive and billionaire investor Nelson Peltz told CNBC on Thursday that he’s deployed the fund’s capital in new investments amid the broader market sell-off and is optimistic that a Covid-19 vaccine will be developed before long.

“I’m positive. I think that vaccine is going to come sooner than later,” he said. “This thing is no going to last forever. There’s still loads of value in the market because the market is primarily a tech market.”

He is right, because everything else will go bankrupt. lol

[Anonymous No.19090454]

>>19090426
why do you save pics of baggie's goblin

[Anonymous No.19090456]

>>19090378
Oh I see the gas distilleries are making more.

[Anonymous No.19090457]

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/05/04/ranking-the-faang-stocks-from-cheapest-to-most-exp.aspx

[Anonymous No.19090460]

You guys told me the recession was priced in

[Anonymous No.19090475]

OIL DRAGGED THE ENTIRE MARKET DOWN 10% THE LAST TIME CONTRACTS ROLLED OVER

CONTRACTS ROLLOVER ON MONDAY

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL

GET OUT

[Anonymous No.19090483]

>>19090448
contact the brokerage and tell them you want to exercise

[Anonymous No.19090488]

>>19090475
ok doomer

[Anonymous No.19090495]

>>19090457
Never bet against Tim Apple

[Anonymous No.19090500]

>>19090475
buh-fucking-ased, fuck this market in the ass again oil daddy

[Anonymous No.19090501]

>>19090378
Nah they don’t have as much as they thought they did. Cutting so much production was bad move. Also US Strategic reserve decided to buy from small and mid companies.
They want oil, they need to pay me.

[Anonymous No.19090508]

>>19090460
Oh you mean THAT recession. Yeah, it was. This is another one lol.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19090509]

>>19090426
I got my porfolio caught in the Bond Bear Trap.

[Anonymous No.19090511]

>spy keeps bouncing off 281.50
i swear im going to buy puts the next time it hits and it'll just keep going

[Anonymous No.19090525]

WAAAAAYFAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRR

ILL SEE YOU IN FUCKING HELL

[Anonymous No.19090534]

>>19090426
>>19090509
who is this ugly china woman and more importantly is there pictures of her balloon knot?

[Anonymous No.19090542]

>>19090501
Buying back on more come Monday. You think people will panic about time contacts again?

[Anonymous No.19090550]

>>19090071
>the value of your leveraged etfs in 3yrs will suffer due to decay
What is this decay I keep hearing about ETFs? I'm holding 3x Inverse S&P all the way to the bottom, so say 3 months. How will decay affect my ill-gotten gains in that timeframe?

[Anonymous No.19090556]

>>19090426
Just silly bobos coping. No more excuses for stocks to crash, factories and businesses are reopening next month and Elon Musk has reopened factories in Cali this month. We'll fully recover by June.

[Anonymous No.19090562]

>>19090426
Tech stocks are still green.

[Anonymous No.19090563]

>>19090460
yeah that was me haha sorry xx

[Anonymous No.19090570]

>>19090550
>What is this decay I keep hearing about ETFs? I'm holding 3x Inverse S&P all the way to the bottom, so say 3 months. How will decay affect my ill-gotten gains in that timeframe?
May god have mercy on your soul, because I sure won't.

[Anonymous No.19090578]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19090579]

>>19090562
What fucking tech are you looking at it? They're all red.

[Anonymous No.19090581]

>>19089022
>>19089022
>>19089029
>>19089121
>>19089128
>>19089394

Based /smg/ stalwarts

[Anonymous No.19090584]

>>19090509
>BOG IT

[Anonymous No.19090586]

>S&P GREEN
S&P GREEN
>S&P GREEN
S&P GREEN
>S&P GREEN

[Anonymous No.19090593]

hello frens can I have 1 stock please?

[Anonymous No.19090596]

>>19090511
AHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE BRO I WAS JUST JOKING GO BACK DOWN

[Anonymous No.19090598]

>>19089960
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.19090605]

>>19090550
damn that's an old gif I saw that on this site like 8 years ago

[Anonymous No.19090614]

>>19090579

AMZN green

[Anonymous No.19090618]

hi spy, hit 283 please!

[Anonymous No.19090621]

>>19090593
here you go fren, you now also own the company

[Anonymous No.19090630]

FUCK anime girls

[Anonymous No.19090629]

>>19089733
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[Anonymous No.19090636]

>>19090614
Ohhh wooooow one tech is green that clearly means ALL tech is green.

[Anonymous No.19090637]

>>19090579
CSGO, AMD, WORK at the moment

[Anonymous No.19090659]

Welp, it might as well recover all of the losses this week and go up to a new ATH. Why the fuck not.

[Anonymous No.19090668]

>>19090542
Doubt it. They aren’t turning those pumps back on any time soon. If I was in charge I’d leave them off for a long time.

[Anonymous No.19090670]

>>19090579
Nice try, I almost gave away my positions. Literally the only red tech in my port is NET.

[Anonymous No.19090679]

>>19090128
Isnt the rollover on 20th?

[Anonymous No.19090684]

>>19090454
I saved it for when I reply to his retarded posts but he has been more self-aware lately so I haven't been using it. Of course this is only temporary, he'll soon get lucky on a single trade and pretend he is anything other than a retard.
>>19090509
Tell me about the fetish gimp suit. Did someone molest you with a checkerboard when you were young?

[Anonymous No.19090685]

>>19090621
>pepe loses all his money

[Anonymous No.19090691]

SPY @285 CALL I NEED THIS

[Anonymous No.19090697]

I didn't think Intelsat would actually file Ch 11

[Anonymous No.19090698]

>>19090670
Ohhh nooo not your top secret portfolio. Please don't share your secrets! Are you fucking retarded? No one cares.

[Anonymous No.19090700]

>>19090579
>>19090670
And it's green just as I posted my reply. Heh

[Anonymous No.19090701]

>>19090636
SQ is green
AMD is green
NFLX, ORCL, PANW, DXC all green

just going off my shitty watchlist

the heatmap today actually doesnt even look all that red
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

[Anonymous No.19090709]

>>19089682
But I do. Selling covered calls and cash covered puts on divvy stocks are peak comfy. Income Chads WW@

[Anonymous No.19090724]

>>19090618
Hahahahaha they called me retarded for buying spy 283 calls yesterday get fucked nerds

[Anonymous No.19090735]

>>19090698
Stupid bobo. Just because your bag is red doesn't mean everyone else's bag is.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19090738]

>>19090684
Nah I wore it at Ultra Music Festival like 2014. She found it in the closet and wanted to try it on.

[Anonymous No.19090742]

>>19090701
>>19090586
>MSFT red still
Its ok, not like i wanted to make money or anything.

[Anonymous No.19090744]

2830 then its a big dump

[Anonymous No.19090751]

>>19090668
So plenty of time to buy more oil for cheap I guess. Wonder how long it will be before demand rises significantly.

[Anonymous No.19090777]

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.19090790]

>It's fucking green

That's it, I'm fucking done

I fucking liquidated and dumped into TVIX at $235 this morning

I fucking hate you all

[Anonymous No.19090792]

>>19090777

checked

buying

[Anonymous No.19090799]

Nothing to do now but wait. For winter to come and create me some epic gains. Then I'll sell the bulk of MRO for a nice fat baggie while keeping the rest along with everything else till I'm dead. Adding to my funds as cash permits over the next decades all while collecting dividends. And if I should lose it all, so what? I still got my pension, a 401 and some green in the bank. But I've got time for this current shit to end so I think I'll be coming out way ahead.

[Anonymous No.19090802]

>>19090790
based

[Anonymous No.19090807]

>>19090483
I wanted to exercise the option myself via the trading program I'm using (SaxoTrader), but the order I gave to execute it was delayed until the price climbed and I didn't even break even in the end, hence my original question.

[Anonymous No.19090809]

>>19090460
kys, you literally have to be retarded not to make money in this clown, I mean crab market.

[Anonymous No.19090814]

>>19090777
Trips of delusion.

[Anonymous No.19090823]

>>19090790
See you in Valhalla

[Anonymous No.19090829]

*AHEM*
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

FUCK BOBO AND FUCK NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.19090832]

>>19090742
I need it to dip...
I need to buy based Satya!

[Anonymous No.19090839]

>>19090744

You have been warned

[Anonymous No.19090853]

>>19090809
>(conceptual)

[Anonymous No.19090865]

>>19090807
Sorry bro but tough shit. I don't think (((brokers))) make guarantees about execution time. I got similarly fucked a couple times. You should try to gauge how fast these things go through and adjust. Perhaps if you set an automatic execution (if there's even such a thing) it would work faster, but just guessing.

[Anonymous No.19090875]

>>19090839
You are right, but nobody cares. /smg/ is just an echo nowdays -

>red line
>bulls cry - bobos mock
>green line
>bulls cry - bobos mock

[Anonymous No.19090879]

>>19090873
>>19090873
>>19090873
NEW

[Anonymous No.19090881]

>>19090790
HE PUT THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.19090911]

>>19090744
why are you drawing cloud formations
can you at least make them cool
make one of them an airplane or a duck or something cmon nigga

[Anonymous No.19090929]

>>19090744
o fugg, it's the same as the other cloud but bigger and boggier.

[Anonymous No.19090960]

>>19090865
>>19090865
>I don't think (((brokers))) make guarantees about execution time

That sucks if true

[Anonymous No.19090979]

everything i buy dumps decide for me what to buy next

[Anonymous No.19090993]

I'm afraid of a major depression and social upheaval.
With the way things are going I'm not even sure I'll be able to afford a shitty apartment. If breadlines become a thing god knows I'll be in one since I'm poor.

I have no idea how I can reliability profit from what's going down besides physical assets.

Hoping it won't be as bad as I think it'll be. Hoping it won't be a total global economic collapse or something obscenely disastrous that will ensure I won't be able to life a decent life.

[Anonymous No.19091035]

>>19090993
Just fucking short retail brands. Christ this isn't hard.

[Anonymous No.19091046]

>>19090018

Lmao

[Anonymous No.19091402]

>bought 5 shares of CODX at $27
>"he bought? DUMP IT!!!!"