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>> No.19077316

>https://twitter.com/aliensonearth_/status/1260720805828341760?s=21

Are aliens priced in?

>> No.19077330
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19077330

Why not just buy calls a year out on companies too big to fail. How is this not guaranteed money?

>> No.19077341
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19077341

>daddy trump says no flights

dude corona ended like 3 months ago

youve been spending too much time here and not enough time watching press conferences from trump who is dead set on opening economy QUICKLY. bigly

>> No.19077356

THEY'RE FUCKING PUMPING IT IN FUTURES AGAIN, THE BASTARDS

>> No.19077357

I’ve put $5,000 into my brokerage since April 1st. I now have $480 worth of SPY calls to my name. Please give me an F brothers, I would give the same courtesy

>> No.19077358

>>19077330
this has to be bait
too big to fail =/= stonk goes up

>> No.19077362
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19077362

I only respect cunny and straddle holders, bros.

>> No.19077379

>>19077341
you can start by learning how to reply >>19077272, additionally, it doesn't matter. whether we open or not, their revenues are not coming back any time soon. They have debt that they need to pay, and the government can't force people to spend money on flights.

>> No.19077386

>>19077357
I lost 10k shorting the bottom, up 33k YTD. You lose and you learn, anon. You can claw back with steady, small gains.

>> No.19077390
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19077390

Are jaws fiat?

>> No.19077393

>>19077362
And I respect you anon.

>> No.19077398
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19077398

I did a preliminary screening of some great covered call opportunities for next weeks earnings.
WB - Weibo Corp
FL - Foot Locker, Inc.
KSS - Kohl's Corporation
GPS - Gap Inc
VIPS - Vipshop Holdings
HRL - Hormel Foods Corp
HPE - ewlett Packard Enterprise Co

These companies have earnings reports coming out next week. The premiums on near the money options are at 2% or greater. WB and FL have the highest premiums percentage at 5% and 8%. This is a good opportunity to make a low risk play with decent upside. The strategy I am executing is to purchase shares in lots of 100 and sell covered calls to collect the premiums at the start of the week (or the Friday before the weekend).

An example:
Buy 200 shares of FL at $23.50 for a total of $4700
Sell weekly calls at $24 for about $1.50 each, net credit of $300.
Possible results:
Week ends at $26 (+10.6%) = $5100 ($24*200 + $300 from calls) (+8.5%) : Delta: -2.1%
Week ends at $25 (+6.4%) = $5100 ($24*200 + $300 from calls) (+8.5%) : Delta: +2.1%
Week ends at $24 (+2.1%) = $5100 ($24*200 + $300 from calls) (+8.5%) : Delta: +6.4%
Week ends at $23 (-2.1%) = $4900 ($23*200 + $300 from calls) (+4.2%) : Delta: +6.4%
Week ends at $22 (-6.4%) = $4700 ($22*200 + $300 from calls) (+0%) : Delta: +6.4%
Week ends at $21 (-10.6%) = $4500 ($21*200 + $300 from calls) (-4.3%) : Delta: +6.3%

Note: When the Call is not executed, you may choose to continue to hold the stock and wait for it to rise again.

As you can see, with such a high premium, the upside for covered calls is quite high and the downside is partially mitigated. If you are expecting a drop you can sell deeper in the money calls, and if you think it will pop, you can sell higher out of the money calls.

>> No.19077401

>>19077357
why did you long it? It was going down today.

>> No.19077404

>>19077357
>>19077386
Or just bet penny stocks lol

>> No.19077419
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>>19077379
we dont need revenues where were going

if airlines have 50% recovery in 5 months from ATH then you still make money

eh?

>> No.19077421
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19077421

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19077424

>>19077356
The fuck are you looking at?

>> No.19077428
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19077428

MOMO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK MOMO
MOMO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK MOMO

>> No.19077429

>>19077386
Thanks, anon. I’m gonna keep trying until I make a million

>> No.19077437

>>19077421
this meme is ridiculously forced but I sort of like it now after the oc in the last thread

>> No.19077443

>>19077419
>we dont need revenues where were going
>if airlines have 50% recovery in 5 months from ATH then you still make money
I'd have to look at their obligations. assuming that the price of an asset is going to vary proportionally with their fucking revenue is unbelievably stupid.

>> No.19077458

>>19077429
Based optimist, manage risk and you will make it

>> No.19077469

So question; I finally have a couple thou to invest with, would now be a good time to invest would you say? Would there be any stocks in particular to keep an eye on? What's the concensus

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>>19077356
....what? The S&P futures were just below 2800 for a bit there, what are you seeing?

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>>19077401
I bought them at the bottom thinking we would get a rebound tomorrow.

>> No.19077513

>>19077480
Those numbers aren’t my actual losses btw kek, TDA displays it weird if you buy intraday. That’s about what I bought them for

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>>19077304
Give me the run down on TMDX please... like their story.. i'm glancing at their share structure and it looks like they just recently increased their a/s count to 150,000,000 according to last 10-q then followed up with an s-3 to raise $200,000,000??

I went back through some of their other qs and ks but whats with the funding.. whats their story? What do they have going for them that will make the stock go up and why do they need to register shares for up to $200,000,000..

I'd really like to know the story on this.. cause at a glance it looks interesting but so do girls with snapchat filters until you meet them in real life

>> No.19077533
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Fellow TVIX chads. I was analyzing the charts. As we all know, TVIX rises hard via piking and then retraces a significant portion.

From what I see on the charts from the first spike, if it gapped up significantly on the 30 min interval to the point of hitting the upper bollinger band, sell, wait for retrace, and buy back in lower.

My plan is, if there is a significant gap up in TVIX, to sell at opening, wait 30 mins, and rebuy during this next spike. Thoughts?

>> No.19077541

>>19077513
It's probably like Schwab and calculates based on market opens until the next business day.

>> No.19077549

>>19077469
Look for stability right now. Honestly might just sit on it for a bit until things calm down if I was you

>> No.19077562
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19077562

Everyone got kicked in the balls today.
https://www.finscreener.com/map/map/sp500

>> No.19077563

>>19077398
Thanks anon. Hoping my SPY puts print tomorrow so i have enough money to stop gambling by buying options and blowing my money away like a fucking retard.

>> No.19077572

>>19077541
I have Schwab and I hate that shit. It says I’m up 25,000% on this or down $4000 on stuff randomly because of its retarded settings.

>> No.19077583

>>19077469
bad time to invest. if you want it in a brokerage account, sit in cash. bonds, and preferred shares if you're super itchy.

>> No.19077586
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19077586

Alright...
I need some good Cunny Analsis to know whether I should get out of my VIX and Short Russlel tomorrow if the trend doesn't resume downwards on the open.

>> No.19077595

>>19077541
Yeah it calculates it as if I had my full position since open

>> No.19077598
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>>19077390
i don't care if kpop girls are as much sanded bone and face lift as they are real. I just want to fug them, not breed them.

>> No.19077603
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19077603

So the incoming CEO has stated quite frankly that He has enough cash to sustain the divvy and keep all the engines firing. Has also stated that he plans to keep things as they are under the current CEO. Add to this the down right cheap share price, that high yield (7.40%) and the fat divvy (0.52) which as I said is backed by plenty of cash. Some companies you have to compromise on options; do you want the high yield, do you want the fat divvy, do you want to fork out $100 for the privilege?. Very rarely can you get everything at such low prices. With Him you don't have to compromise. You can get it all and eat your cake and not spend a fuckton of green in the process. Yet also be sure that the fat divvy will always be there to keep you nice and warm when you need it the most.

>> No.19077624

>>19077603
at this point i trust T as much as GE. i'll stick to VZ, sadly.

>> No.19077633

>>19077562
just buy the "dip"!!! bull power!

>> No.19077654
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>>19077598
you can "want to fug them" and at the same time not be ok with immoral tendencies in society at the same time

thats my position

its like you can be a homosexual but as long as you know youre doing a sin then youre kind of being gay ironically

or like being in favor of modest dress but then jacking off to porn and doing immodesty

>> No.19077657

>>19077533
Works until it doesn't.

>> No.19077665

hey guys

check this out

come closer

fffFFUCK ANIME

>> No.19077668

was today a wake up call for what was due to happen? today was the biggest crash since mid march right?

>> No.19077671

>>19077654
You sound pretty fucking retarded and repressed, anon.

>> No.19077695
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>>19077665

>> No.19077700

>>19077654
or being a miscegenation faggot

>> No.19077709
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>>19077598
>I just want to fug them, not breed them.
Why not both? They've got the money to give your kids a good chance at living well and can afford the kids getting jaw surgery too, if it isn't rendered unnecessary by mixing with your own STRONK genes.

>> No.19077723

>>19077583
>>19077549
Thanks for the replies anons.

What are signs the market would show hinting it would be a good time to invest? What are basic rules to follow if I want high returns with minimal to moderate risk involvement

>> No.19077728
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>>19077671
thats not repressed

thats liberated

you would be repressed if you consistently didnt allow yourself to indulge in your own sins and you were trying to fight something which is impossible to hold off

if youre going to be a homosexual you have to like atleast in the back of your head know that youre wrong and willing to make it illegal even though you unironically like men

>> No.19077735
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19077735

>he owns KO

>> No.19077736

The last 3 red days in a row was end of February.....you know what that means. right?

>> No.19077741

>>19077695
fuck you too

>> No.19077750

>>19077723
>I want high returns with minimal to moderate risk involvement

You can't have your cake and eat it too

>> No.19077751

>>19077304
slap a cunny anime sticker on this machine and I’m going all in

>> No.19077752

>>19077572
G/L picks up after close at least. The only downside is it averages share costs.

>> No.19077758
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>>19077735
bruh...

>> No.19077760

>>19077723
Buy high, sell low

>> No.19077761

>>19077654
>immoral tendencies
isn't this literally self improvement? Or do you think they look better with a box face

>> No.19077762
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19077762

who /timedthetop/ here?

>> No.19077765

>>19077750
Tell that to Universa.

>> No.19077776
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>>19077709
>mixing with your own STRONK genes
My genes are no good anyway. You get blue eyes above average height in the package but also cystic acne and a long history of mental illness.

>> No.19077782

If quints, oil posts record comeback

>> No.19077784

>>19077750
fair point.

Then let's just go with the first part: best way to make high returns while not being an idiot about it all

>> No.19077785

>>19077358
Yea but they will recover. These companies are already +60% down. Surely they'll go up in a year

>> No.19077794

>>19077758
>carseat headrest
thanks for the new tunes

>> No.19077803

>>19077785
so does XOM look like the safest to go in for oil? they're the least likely to go bankrupt?

>> No.19077811

https://twitter.com/israelpoblete/status/1259603661656858625
https://twitter.com/PimentaRaul/status/1259976504072712192
https://twitter.com/Lairton_assucao/status/1260442058726223875
https://twitter.com/nxthyperes/status/1260410696631832577
https://twitter.com/TZ2Mat/status/1260385271113224194
https://twitter.com/fatos_max/status/1259634221573984257
https://twitter.com/rafaellhp/status/1260447071569620997

>> No.19077822

>>19077782
if dubs
one of your loved ones dies within 24 hours

>> No.19077833

>>19077811
That’s literally chink space junk you BR monkey

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>>19077735
>he doesn't own KO, PEP, and KDP
All. Buy all!

>> No.19077841

>>19077822
dude what the fuck remove this post

>> No.19077848
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>>19077761
no its ultra competitive vain behavior in that country

some of them dont even need it and they imagine they need a nose surgery

if youre deformed yes you should get surgery to improve your view of yourself

but i dont work out at the gym because i think im good enough just being normal weight and i dont want to conform to try to be super man

i think a lot of people are already good enough at some point ur just tempting people

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>>19077822

>> No.19077851
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>>19077776
Holy shit I almost had the numbers.

>> No.19077860
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19077860

>>19077776
yeah... yeah similar situation but not talented with the trading like you bud...
but what have I told you about giving up??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs52c6vT1YA

>>19077794
>carseat headrest
Love the song killer whales and most of that album.

>>19077822
dude... dark.

>> No.19077862

MRO's been good to me.

>> No.19077874

>>19077848
GO

BACK

TO

PLEBBIT

ESL

>> No.19077875

>>19077803
XOM and Chevron are safe bets in oil if you're longing

>> No.19077883

>>19077851
>>19077776
You also get degeneracy, low IQ (there's a direct correlation between weebs and low IQ) and of course being weak-willed

>> No.19077886

>>19077811
subhuman ape

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>>19077860
>but what have I told you about giving up??
Give up? Nevers!

>> No.19077890

Why is $UPWK making me so much fucking money after hours?

>> No.19077892
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>>19077803
the safest bet for oil is OIL

XD

tats not reliant on a company

>> No.19077897

>>19077723
You're going to have to do some reading, but look into what the VIX is. I picked this up from another anon, but when the VIX stays under 30 for 3 weeks straight (or whatever duration makes you feel comfortable) that should be an indicator that volatility has subsided enough to get back in

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>>19077469
Id look at gold stocks, commodities in general will go up because of inflation. I'd stay mostly cash though.

>> No.19077904

>>19077888

Please read the following:
>>19077874

>> No.19077930
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OH GOD I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK WHAT DID GE DO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19077934

>>19077886
It's literal proof aliens exist, retard. Is it a coincidence the entire world is under lockdown under the guise of the Chinese virus, while the US government confirms the existence of aliens and then UFOs start to appear?

>> No.19077935
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>>19077723
>What are signs the market would show hinting it would be a good time to invest?
find entries, and roll with it. Pick either DCA, VCA, you really can't time it so spreading out your buys will help. I would wait for max pain for retail credit. and add a little more time to that.
>What are basic rules to follow if I want high returns with minimal to moderate risk involvement
stick to etfs. probably should go with large cap, but small cap will outperform, based on history. That's the traditional advice. You should really consider that growth from 2012 to 2019 (and longer) was directly related to credit expansion. There is also the issue of passive investing and retirement accounts. Boomers hold most of the wealth and a lot is locked in 401(k)s. There will likely be net outflows from the market in the coming years from the boomers required distributions so it's something to consider. We might not have the same returns from the market for a long. long. time. Drip is probably going to be a good friend moving forward. the other perspective is a small cap strategy where shit like Zoom happens. You pick small caps, wait for them to get included in something like the S&P and then sell the thing after it gets a bump.

>>19077741
no, fuck you

>> No.19077938

>>19077930
>Not obsessively checking charts while at work

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>>19077822
you twisted fuck delet this

>> No.19077963
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>>19077904
Fuckoff to no fun no anime board where you came from

>> No.19077966

>>19077934
Take your pills, schizo

>> No.19077971

>>19077930
Looks like it sold off in same way as most other things today. No activity of note in after hours.

>> No.19077982
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19077982

>Doctor says virus is real therefore is true!

>> No.19077990

Why isn't everyone buying Shopify puts right now?

>> No.19077993

>>19077971
i'm gonna be assigned bro...

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>>19077304
So HTZ is considering bankruptcy will be PUTs be a good idea BOBOs

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>>19077982
ive always believed there was no virus since march before anyone was talking about that

only later on it will become a mainstream conspiracy like 9-11 where most people know it was bullshit

>> No.19078005

>>19077990
I just want to see what happens to millennial women when Wayfair craters

>> No.19078019

>>19077966
they don't have proper medicine
>>19077934
fuck off to you 3rd world country you uneducated fool

>> No.19078033

>>19077982
You're the gullible moron, thinking some fringe contrarian is better at analyzing pandemic dynamics than actual professionals. You probably belong to the truly low-information retards who think the virus will make one s-shape and then be over. And you probably think that SARS 1.0 "just went away" rather than being killed by targeted and timely lockdowns (that /might/ even have worked for SARS 2.0 despite the higher r0 if people had taken this seriously when there was still time to do so).
Let me guess, you don't even know a single person who has died from covid or a kid that has had their lives ruined by Kawasaki? That mostly means you don't have many friends. Anyway, how successful do you think you would be in convincing someone who has been impacted by covid in a real way that your perspective is intelligent and correct? Not a very big chance at all. And you'll explain away that fact to yourself, saying "they'll be biased, you have to look dispassionately at statistics" not realizing that's exactly what you fail to do - you hope so much that things will go back to normal (and you have such a deep fringe-narrative going with the Bog brothers and jews controlling everything) that you manage to think of 80,000 dead in a few months as a nothing burger, mostly because you are so friendless that you don't see any impact to yourself.
An example. Do you or do you not understand the simple fact that up until recently the US chart was dominated by NYC, so when it started leveling off there, it looked like it was leveling of in the US. This is when a bunch of bona fide morons started yelling "it's over!". But do you grasp that this leveling off is about to be overtaken by the country-wide growth and that the deaths we have seen so far, mostly from new york, is about to be swamped by deaths from all over the country? Do you actually understand this fact, or are you too dumb for even that?

>> No.19078036

>>19077982
>doctors says germs are real therefore its true
its just a ploy to get us to buy plague masks

>> No.19078055

>>19077998
Puts depend on you still being able to trade the shares

>> No.19078060

>>19077776
Same boat. Depression, possibly something more serious like paranoid schiz. 6'5" though. And I don't respect women anymore. I don't want to force some kids to grow up in a society ran into the ground by women and subhumans. Meanwhile skin has painful blisters. I wouldn't wish life on anyone.

>> No.19078063

POOOMPING YESSS

>> No.19078073

>>19077934
I could probably buy your whole town with the money I lost today

>> No.19078075
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>>19078033
>believes the corona hoax meme

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Poor Powell!
What a weird and fucking passive-aggressive way to ask a question...

>>19077990
Because we've entered a new stage in the rise of e-commerce, a possible paradigm shift as the malls and department stores will not survive?

>> No.19078088

>>19078073
I live in DC, retardo.

>> No.19078092

>>19078088
ok what a relief

>> No.19078101

>>19077603
own 500 shares of it, Im planning on adding more.

>> No.19078104

>>19077982
based an atmanpilled
nothing is real and we're all the dream of the bored monad

>> No.19078106

>>19078092
I could probably buy your trailer park with the gains I made on $UPWK today, Cletus.

>> No.19078114

what's cunny?

>> No.19078119

>>19078088
Go away JPow you failed me today

>> No.19078120
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wow i truly wonder who buys like this... who could it POSSIBLY be.. buying above market sell making a huge gap.. hmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.19078125

>>19077892
where to store all the barrels of oil?

>> No.19078135

>>19077875
I want cheveron bad, but I don’t think there anywhere near the Low of this dip. The big fall harder.

>> No.19078143

AAAAAAAAAAH THE FCKING PUMPS

>> No.19078147

>>19078120
Probably your fat mother

>> No.19078148
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>>19078125
i just bought USO dude you think im not a lazy neet shit who cant roll up and take the oil off peoples hands

HELLL NAHHH

>> No.19078151

>>19078114
It’s an ancient Greek word that roughly translates into “female of breeding age prior to losing her good looks and innocence”

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>>19077998

>> No.19078162

What's a future?

>> No.19078166

Just deposit $800 into my broker that I had laying around. What do I buy? I can trade futures right now too.

btw fuck anime

>> No.19078168

>>19078147
FUCK you

>> No.19078176

>>19078162
something that you dont have anymore

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>>19078162
>What's a future?

>> No.19078181

>>19077963
Funny considering 3D shit is not welcomed on /a/ yet you coddle that insect.

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>>19078166
DKNGs, its about to moon

>> No.19078200

>>19078184
>(((philanthropist)))

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>>19078166
>What do I buy?
If I'm right about where this is headed you probably want to be in something like SQQQ and maybe VXX for seasoning.

>> No.19078217

>>19078148
Have fun with another reverse split, nigger.

>> No.19078221

>>19078184
This shit will be over +$200 in a couple years

>> No.19078224
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>>19078184
>philanthropist

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>>19078207
based and anime pilled

>> No.19078236

>>19077304
This shit can help preserve cunny? I’m all in.

>> No.19078239

>>19078166
MGM. Vegas is opening soon. Sports are starting back up.

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>>19078120
Mmmmm, I know a group of people who have big noses because they love free stuff like air.
I am stupid and tend to forget who they are.

>> No.19078248

>>19078166
just go gamble or something poorfag

>> No.19078270
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>>19078245
Anon could you try to remember? I have no clue who you're talking about

>>19078184
My broker doesn't have it.

>>19078207
What if you are wrong though? I like stuff that, in the worst case, I can baghold until I break even. I held an MSFT position since January and got out green a few days ago.

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>>19078270
drawing a blank, I'm sorry

>> No.19078330
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19078330

Anybody else have CODX and have a massive boner at that after hours movement?

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>>19078231
>fish pussy
not based and not cunnny
paizuri alone can only keep a mann happy for so long.

>> No.19078367

REMINDER: GM was too big to fail. It was not too big for Chapter 11, nothing is. Holders of common stock got completely wiped out.

>> No.19078392

>>19078270
>What if you are wrong though?
Two ways:
1. use stop loss such that you have a rough limit on downside risk. I say rough because of gap ups/downs.
2. Stay in cash instead and buy the cheapies when it looks like panic selling is tapering off.

Both work. I do a combination of the two most of the time when see bearish potential in the market.

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>>19078321
Well that's a damn shame. Give me a call if you remember.

>> No.19078412

>>19078367
How do I get rare shares of a company?

>> No.19078474
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presented without comment

>> No.19078495

>>19078363
I have a hard on for the financial ruin via the leveraged ETFs that were recommended to the anime hater.

>> No.19078503

>>19078474
Why trade anything but SPY at this point lol

>> No.19078505

>>19078474
Bullish.

>> No.19078517

>>19078474
*clears throat*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>19078412
You must perform the initiation trials.

>> No.19078615
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19078615

SO Charty-farties, I forgot to keep an eye on my Golden-Cross screener, but I've come across a name that keeps coming up again and again.

I can't remember what I thought was interesting about them besides that they're a big holding of Baker Bros, the investor brothers that caused quite a stir last year by getting damn near every biotech pick right.

How do you like the look of this chart?

>(Do we have any biotech researchers left? I've been playing it safe and winning with LLY and REGN...)

>>19078495
very based...
but I'd like to get out of my UVXY and TWM with some BIG dip-buying gains.

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19078650

wondering if anyone has resources on books? trying to learn options trading and want to get started on reading some of the recommended texts like the options playbook or equivalent

>> No.19078652

I spent 20 minutes googling rbis shit and I think it has legs. What is my buy target OP? I really hate kikes just fyi.

>> No.19078655

>>19078474
Considering the industry average, that's not bad.
I'd probably go with BXG instead because it's dirt cheap and the current yield is almost 14%.

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Pokemon cards are better investments than most companies right now

>> No.19078700

>>19078682
zero liquidity

>> No.19078730

>>19077304
>Trans Medics
I only support Cis Medics

>> No.19078738

>>19078615
Chart is okay but not in buy territory quite yet. The consolidation around 95 may continue for a bit before breaking up or down. If I were to buy this stock right now I would put a stop loss at around 93.50 or thereabouts as the run up was fast and little support formed along the way to act as defense against a sell off straight down to $70 again.

>> No.19078741

>>19078730
ok this is based

>> No.19078766

The federal reserve webpage requests the same up arrow 57 times. That's a huge indicator that stocks only go up.

>> No.19078775

>>19078738
I see I see thanks for your analysis. Would you wait for a move up then before initiating?

>> No.19078804

>>19077330
DAL and UAL are going to $10, dipshit.

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19078845

SHORT
AND
CUNNING

>> No.19078846

>>19078775
>Would you wait for a move up then before initiating?
Not necessarily. It's index correlated so it might drop if index does no matter what is going on (unless they have a really good news release or something). You could buy in now, stop at $93, cross fingers. Or, if you get stopped out, try to snag it down in the 70s or something.

>> No.19078864

>>19078650
Have you actually read taleb?
Options pricing models are mostly useless as projections but understand that the price of an option isn't as simple as price movement0
Make bets that won't break you if you're wrong and that you think that are lopsided in your favor
That's all you'll gain from any meme books

>> No.19078892

More unemployment stats tomorrow right?

>>19078766
It's a tactic to use up the internet bandwidth of Australians.

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>>19078682
Still have all my original collection, some tens of thousands of cards lol

I'd say can't wait to see how many tens of dollars it's worth now, but really I kinda don't want to sell them

>> No.19078922

>>19078902
based as fuck

>>19078846
hmmmm thanks I might watch it carefully tomorrow for a trade, but if it follows the indices then maybe not much of a point

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>>19078902
why is that only worth tens of dollars

pokemon cards are unironically worth something now i think

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i just dumped all my stocks and invested in $UNU and $KEY

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>>19078615
You got a price target for UVXY cunnybro? I've got limits set for 69 and 88.

>> No.19078998

>>19078367
This. UAL owners beware

>> No.19079013
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>>19077762
Just hold on bro. We're printing as fast as we can

t. Munchkin

>> No.19079031

>>19078864
yes i've read all of Taleb's books, he doesn't talk much about options pricing his his books more about the fallacy of projections and financial modelling - what i wanted to get out of options books was the basics to be honest

are you a Taleb fan?

>> No.19079070

>>19079013
Who is the QT on the left?

>> No.19079128

I may have failed my finance class.
I just got my results from the final exam and I passed it with a 78% but I bombed the first midterm (which for some reason was weighted 50% more than the other exams including the final)
I have a 69.95% total grade
The difference between passing or failing was a single question

>> No.19079138

>>19079070
You get a free clone of her if you make a $350,000+ profit off of trading SPY.

>> No.19079140

>>19079031
>are you a Taleb fan
yep, I'm comfident in algebra and calculus but feeel my stats knowledge is lacking after looking at one of taleb's recommendations:
ISBN-10: 0521066794
Honestly, there is no way that a model of price prediction of any kind would be real and publicly available since anyone who found it would just monopolize it or have it made inefficient through public knowledge of it

>> No.19079141

>>19079128
Talk to your professor and just ask if he could just round the shit up.

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>>19078902
FUUUUUCK I loved that Team Rocket expansion so damn much. That was one of the very first expansions too, fucking OG shit there

>> No.19079201

>>19079141
One of my friends took this professor's class before and said that he allowed the class to use the final exam score to substitute for 1 other test score.
If I can substitute the first midterm score with the final it will boost my grade by almost 10%
I'll talk to him tomorrow about it.

>> No.19079224

>>19079070
Shes not for sale

>> No.19079230

>>19079140
cool to see another Taleb fan, antifragile and fooled by randomness changed my whole outlook on life
i love how much of an asshole he is on twitter, he's got that "fuck you money"

>> No.19079270

>>19079070
That's mnuchins wife. He produced a bunch of shitty movies before he was secretary of the treasury.

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>>19079159
Hell yeah bruv

>> No.19079308

>>19078997
I actually don't, I figured I'd set a trailing stop or something, unfortunately slept through trading today.

>> No.19079322

>>19078075
The internet is too meta...

>> No.19079341

>>19079230
>i love how much of an asshole he is on twitter
yeah this is bigger than most appreciate
I couldn't be as big an asshole as taleb is on social media with my real life tied to it

>> No.19079343

>>19079224
>>19079013
>>19079138
I suddenly have a very strange urge to become Treasury Secretary

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>anon HODL MVIS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19079366
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will ryan reynolds be worth anything in a few years

>> No.19079379

>>19079270
How can one man be so based?

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>>19078955
wtf my baker dropped by 30 keys!!!

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I took a goddam, motherfucking beating today, anons. But im up aftermarket.

Does that mean we back green tomorrow? Not getting my hopes up too high, cuz hell we were green this morning before market too.

tldr-- what can we expect tomorrow?

>> No.19079508

>>19079366
Go look at what ancient mew sells for and you tell me.

>> No.19079543

>>19079013
>>19079270
She looks like she knows how to rig an erection.

Hi-yooooooo.

>> No.19079562

>>19078330
i only bought 30 shares back when it was $12. should have gone all in, fuck my life

>> No.19079587

>>19079543
kys

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>>19079366
Were they giving them out at the movie or something? If so about as rare as those ancient mew and entei cards lol

>> No.19079598

>>19079543
>>19079587
kek'd and rekt

>> No.19079641

>>19079562
and as always biz shills it after is moons and says they made 60000 gorillion percent

>> No.19079662

is it just me or eventually do you develop a type of intuition for the market? Like I've been predicting these dumps for a couple weeks now perfectly but I haven't capitalized on any of them out of fear

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>>19079662

>> No.19079684

>>19079662
Because of the printing, the market has been somewhat predictable these past couple of weeks. Trade small if you're doubtful.

>> No.19079736

im long on oil, tankers, defense and lithium ion.

am i about to get fucked? not really looking for short term gains.

>> No.19079743

>>19078033
good post, no wonder the conspiracy retards are ignoring it
>>19079504
im betting on more red. general atmosphere is one of gloom and terror

>> No.19079799

I'm all in on tvix after it went up who's bags am i holding?

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>>19077357
I put 11k into my brokerage account since April 5, now I have 13k. Wahey.

>> No.19079868

>>19079736
Probably because I'm guessing you bought these stocks on a whim, a meme, and they're not something you genuinely believe in.

>> No.19079881

>>19077304
so... it thats a trannies heart? i dont it

>> No.19079895
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Uh oh mubos...
Looks like you had too much cock!

>> No.19079899

If Zoom offered a 0.1% dividend they would go bankrupt.
No solvent tech company in their right mind would buy it for its 48 billion dollar valuation.
WHY is this piece of shit $167?

>> No.19079926

>>19079899
>$167?
retard american market

>> No.19079935

All in spy calls. If I’m not a millionaire come September I’m going to kill myself

>> No.19079937

>>19079899
>yahoo claims -51% estimated return
Holy frijole.

>> No.19079938

>>19079899
market has been retarded for the last 6 weeks, this shouldn't be surprising. it'll plummet soon, like everything else

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>>19079937
kek what the fuck

>> No.19079967

>>19079593
I used to have that Entei card as well as a nearly complete set of the first booster pack series they did and even my parents told me to not get rid of them

>> No.19079972

Whatever happened to bagholder extraordinaire?

>> No.19079979
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>>19079899
>>19079926
What? How in the hell can Merck cure cancer and be worth less than $100 and a webcam company be worth more per share? What a clown market. Brrrr etc.

>too bad Merck can’t cure the cancer like your retard ass from the thread. How have you still not learned what market cap is? You’re a fucking retard and deserve to lose money like the rest of the robinhood retards who think a stock is “cheap” if it’s share price is $5.

>> No.19079982

>>19079972
He was priced in

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>>19079937
Jesus

>> No.19079995

>>19079868
eh, the tankerchads meme'd me into it. i genuinely believe in everything else. betting on a new cold war.

>> No.19080004

>>19079982
Wat

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>>19079895
I might buy tomorrow.
I really want MA. Maybe FB.

>> No.19080008

Is now the time to by Raytheon?

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>>19079979
>ZM Market Cap 47.126B
>MRK Market Cap 196.602B
easy on the honker, bud. But I hope zoom defaults and gets railed.

>> No.19080023

>GNUS

>> No.19080025

>>19078682
>>19078700
Imagine buying pokemon cards with your life savings and then no one wants to buy them

>> No.19080032

>>19079979
check where it ipo'd retard

>> No.19080038

>>19080025
>Imagine buying pokemon cards with your life savings
if i did that when was 8, I'd have an extra 60k or so.

>> No.19080042

>>19080013
should be joaquin phoenix in that image and give me more anime girl jokers

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Good morning /smg/

>> No.19080064

>>19080038
I actually know this feel.
Feels bad seeing all of those companies start-up and explode and being so little that you can't do anything about it.

But I was speaking about buying right now.

>> No.19080066

PS5 tech demo out and its goddam gorgeous. Twitter going nuts. Sony price probably about to shoot up.

>> No.19080068

>>19079982
Did he actually loose all his shit or something? I ask because I'm using his name now.

>> No.19080075

futures r red post hoes

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>>19080056
Wheres that?

>> No.19080089

>>19080038
would your 8 year old self have kept them in a condition good enough to sell?

>> No.19080118

>>19080089
I dunno, this dude did alright all considering
>>19078902
>>19079274
>>19079593

>> No.19080145

How do I cope with losing $1500? Half my fucking savings are gone just like that.

>> No.19080167

>>19080145
i lost 20k, clawing it back day by day. just earn it back. 3k savings is a bit alarming though

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>>19080145
Only invest money you can afford to lose.

>> No.19080179

>>19080145
You just have to start again, anon. Stop gambling with options, buy quality stocks instead.

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>>19080013
>easy on the honker, bud
I was making fun of people who value companies based solely on share price... and the tards who say that anything they don’t understand is clown market.

Zoom has a very bright future and I FUCKING HATE IT because it’s chink spyware. But I’ve never had a web chat go as smoothly as my zoom conference lectures.

>>19080081
>>19080056
Alright bible bro it rained and I wanna go hunting tomorrow, got any advice?

>>19080032
“No”

>>19080066
Thanks bruh, I might consider buying back in. I feel safer about NTDOY though.

>> No.19080197

>>19080081
Norway, working out in the fjords

>> No.19080204

>>19080145
at this point you might want to consider killing yourself

>> No.19080206

>>19080145
You should have at least have enough savings to cover expenses for 6 months if you were out of work. Even outside Trumpbux, unemployment, or whatever. You can phase into it and use increasing amounts for investing.

>> No.19080209

probably going all in on NEE tomorrow. Renewnable energy all the way bros. Holding for a year and fucking off this thread.

>> No.19080219

>>19080178
Only invest time you can afford to lose

>> No.19080220
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>>19080145
Use it as a learning experience. Ask yourself:
>what did I do that put me in a position to lose 50%
>what can I do differently to reduce my risk exposure in future

You can address these things by changing the types of things you invest in, selecting less volatile stuff, or only putting a small fraction of your portfolio in to high volatility stuff. Further using stop losses to put a cap on your maximum risk (ish. baring bad news gap down). If you were messing around with options, switch over to common shares for a while until you have a better sense of the market. Taking partial profit when you're up so a risky trade quickly turns less risky if you immediately go green on it. etc.

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>>19080064
I wanted to buy 1 bitcoin at $100, but my dad said no.

>>19080089
If i was going all in on pokemon boxes as an 8 year old, i would have opened one second edition box. My parents would say that air locking the box is too much, and there would be a residue build up on the exterior because that's what happened to my cards that were in sleeves. My mom insisted that they go in the basement even though at 10 years old, I had a good enough intuition to know that they would inexplicably get damaged down there. Ends up that the humidity is way too high for something that isn't sealed.

>>19080187
>Zoom has a very bright future
>it’s chink spyware
I wish i understood why it's being used.

>> No.19080232
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>>19080006
I might want to buy more MA and V... PayPal also looking good AND golden crossed...

I fucked up and bagheld Berkshire and SPLV. I want to take losses and buy good stuff that’ll bounce back with higher beta but goddamn... I just don't know

>> No.19080236
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>>19080197
Sounds nice
>>19080187
>got any advice?
What are you hunting?

>> No.19080249

>>19080145
I don't mean to brag, but my first day trading I lost $14,000.

>> No.19080250

>>19080236
Ideally muscaria and cubensis.

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>>19080224
Same. Except it was back in 2012.
I could have been so rich.

>> No.19080266

An hour till LSE opens. I hate waiting. REEEEE

>> No.19080275

>>19080187
>I was making fun of people who value companies based solely on share price
There is no purpose to owning Zoom stock at that price. It doesn't reflect its product, nor its market share, nor its diversity, nor its buyout potential, etc.
Is it worthless? No. Is it worth $162? All TA and FA and QA and any other analytical tool says no. It is being valued more than the computers (or the companies that make them) AND the internet service providers that would allow it to work. It is pure madness.
Tesla has the cult of Musk premium where people think that 20 years from now Tesla will finally start making money. There is no excuse for Zoom

>> No.19080279

>>19080252
I remember them being less than $2. ;_;

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>>19080250
Oh, that hunting.
Good luck.
>>19080279
Same.
Oh well.

We have to be happy it didnt happen. Life would be too easy otherwise. If I was a "self made" multi millionaire by the age of 19 I would have become a really terrible person probably.

>> No.19080307

>>19080275
The point is you’re looking at the wrong metric. Share price alone is worthless.

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>>19080145
As long as you learn from your mistakes

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>>19080224
>>19080252
same except $11

>tfw a few years too young to become a multimillionaire

>> No.19080331

Fuck i really hope ZM has a red day tomorrow. Shit has fucking retard strength.

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>>19080275
Maybe it'll be LK 2.0 super doomies for the zoomies

>>19080296
>If I was a "self made" multi millionaire by the age of 19
I wouldn't have developed emotionally at all. It would be a mess and I'd probably be bleeding money and only marginally better off financially than I am now.

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Is buying an indian (or any other developing country) market index ETF to hedge against the US market a good idea?

>> No.19080348

>>19080307
>The point is you’re looking at the wrong metric
Which metric isn't the wrong one?
Microsoft, google, and facebook are all working on new iterations for their platforms. Microsoft and google already HAD videoconferencing software and they have significantly diverse product ranges to use as leverage for consumers.
I legitimately think its being bought by stupid money like Saudi princes or the children of top CCP officials.

>> No.19080352

>>19080145
Go all in on FarFetch, its like the surest thing ive ever seen, its basically just Wayfair for Dolce and Prada, like guaranteed to be a 60 dollar stock someday.

>> No.19080366

>>19080341
Terrible
If you want to hedge buy a VIX 50 call out for January.

>> No.19080374

>>19080341
>to hedge against the US market
I would advise against using international for that. Cash, long term debt, and gold are probably your better options, assuming you're not trying to leave.

>> No.19080384

Wait. What happened to MA?
They jumped from 266 to 280 AH. I wanted to buy in but I didnt because of the general bear risk

>> No.19080385

How much can WFC realistically still go down?
It's already giving beyond 9% dividend yield. What has not been priced in for this thing, it's price already looks like apocalypse has happened.

>> No.19080386

>>19080341
US market goes down it is going to take everything down with it. You hedge against it with cash or debt. You hedge against cash or debt with gold.

>> No.19080394

>>19080348
For example: GLD and GLDM are both ETFs that hold gold in a vault. GLD trades at $161 per share. GLDM trades at $17 per share. Does that mean that the gold in GLD is more expensive than the gold in GLDM?

>> No.19080413

>>19080385
I expect $18, would be excited at $15, surprised at $12, shocked at $10 and below.
>What has not been priced in for this thing
Maybe an extra year or two of low rates and stifled revenues. They will likely swing down with the rest of the market, but i think it's just too much.

>> No.19080426

>>19080413
>>19080385
I think it’s starting to price in suspension of the dividend and it’s loan book full of bad debt that’s going to default. But I’m not buying it. I don’t want to bottomfish into a possible depression.

>> No.19080439

>>19080145
I lost $1.2k and felt like shit. But then felt better when I got my stimulus check. I jumped on puts before the recent rally a few weeks ago lmao. Im thinking of going in again but will gamble much smaller amounts vs going all in on a trade

>> No.19080442

>>19078396
This is fucking hilarious if you're actually partly rg colorblind so it takes you a minute of squinting to see it

>> No.19080445

>>19080426
>I don’t want to bottomfish into a possible depression.
wise. they probably won't do shit for years.

>> No.19080450

>>19080385
Dividend will be cut. Guaranteed

>> No.19080465

I AM OF WARNING YOU, JEROME
ANOTHER RED DAY AND I AM GOING TO DIVEST AND NEVER RETURN

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>>19080442
i can only see it vaguely in the thumbnail. when it's enlarged, i can't tell. top shelf merchant

>> No.19080474

>>19080394
GLDM literally is designed to hold 1/10 the reserve of GLD precisely for that reason. It is "backed" by physical gold.
And why are you bringing up ETFs? ETFs average over sectors and so its "valulation" is just an average over that sector.
Zoom is wildly overpriced compared to its peers, web apps (Zynga, Grubhub, etc.) and related industries (MSFT, AAPL, VZ, CC). Meanwhile all of those are priced well within each other.
And this isn't minor. Zoom valuation is orders of magnitude higher than any of these. It is insane.

>> No.19080480

>>19080145
You can make it back with a shorted dated OTM option, but make a smaller bet this time since you've used up so much money already.

>> No.19080484

Don't expect divvies from banks in the current market. They're heavily hedging against loan defaults right now and basically only giving out PPP loans if possible. I'd wait until all major states end their lockdown before even considering going back in.

>> No.19080527

>>19080385
Banks are creditors and are eating it from forebearance, defaults, and bankruptcies. Interest rates being so stupid low is going to cut into their cash flow especially if that is perceived to last for more than a year. And knowing WFC, they have done something extra stupid no other bank thought of.
Honestly some of these bank stocks are going to be airlines tier with recovery time. The main advantage is that the US govt will let entire sectors of the economy burn to keep even the worse banks from going bankrupt.

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>>19080145
Jesus bro, did you do any studying?
It makes it slightly easier.

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>Zoom is a video chat provider
>Zoom has a market cap of 47 billion
>Zoom has a P/E near 2000
>Zoom is banned by governments and large corporations for having security issues, like routing all data through China
Haha stock go zoom zoom!

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>>19080145
I lost more money than you have made in your entire life. Get the fuck over it little bitch.

>> No.19080623

>>19080606
Might as well invite the Chinese in to fuck your daughters. My fellow Americans are stupid.

>> No.19080635

>>19078955
Tfw unironically traded all my KEY for REF back when it was 1:16, then came back a few years later and found out the botting juden had driven it down to 1:33...

>> No.19080721

>>19077304
Why the fuck are futures Red again? Wtf is this manipulated market?

>> No.19080722

I got ducked today guys, and not in a good way.

>> No.19080723

>>19080474
All I’m telling you is that valuing a company based on share price alone is fucking retarded, you need to look at marketcap if you want to know how much investors are actually valuing a company.

Because not every stock has the same amount of shares. If zoom has 1000 shares on the market, and another company has 1 trillion shares, can you see that comparing the share price would be meaningless?

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>>19080606
>ZOOM skyrocketed until SEC froze trading on it due to confusion
This should tell you everything you need to know about ZM.

>> No.19080768

>>19080723
My use of the word market valuation has always meant total market cap. Shorthand could be P/E to also factor in current earnings potential or also use potential earnings growth (its garbage, like most tech, by the way). Pedantics aside, it does not deserve its price. This would be true if it was $16 with 10x the shares. Any metric that touches this thing immediately tells you that it is overpriced, overbought, overvalued, whatever.

>> No.19080769

>>19080721
Imo they now try to unwind the manipulation they had. PPT not buying futures, etc.
Which is a sign that things are improving. Or so bad they gave up.

>> No.19080877

>>19080721
Mate they've been crabbing since Monday. The last three days it happened everything went red.

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Is UAL really done for?

>> No.19080924 [DELETED] 

Friendly night bred
>>19077304
>>19077304
>>19077304

>> No.19080931

>>19080769
But why would they do that? Wasn't everything supposed to go up only? Why would you inject trillions of dollar and then let it fall down?

>> No.19080968

Looking at NNBR right now, trying to find some ideal picks to put money into

What are you guys looking at?

>> No.19080986

>>19080931
To save the 1% by tricking the 99% into buying the 1%'s bags.

>> No.19081020

>>19079159
Got it first editions just as the jungle series. Also an investment I made as a kid.

>> No.19081028

pokemon is 100 % zoomer shit

>> No.19081074

any eurofags around? i want to try tastyworks for options trading ? are they reliable ?

>> No.19081083

>>19081074
no but they tasty

>> No.19081107

>>19081083
i see no negative balance protection, fuck that

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>virus spreading rapidly
>Virus kiling people
>Economy effectively on pause
>Massive unemployment figured

STONKS GO UP

>Virus slowing down
>Less people dieing daily
>Economies starting to reopen

STONKS GO DOWN

How

>> No.19081137

>>19081120
people take their profits

>> No.19081198

>>19081120
Imagine thinking the economy is actually going to start up again and we're not going to fall into the same trap every other country has endured with their premature reopening. It's delusional at this point. Reality is permanently altered until scientists/doctors figure out what the fuck to do.

>> No.19081214

>>19081120
>market last week: priced in the reopening
>market this week: taking profits and pricing in the second wave

>> No.19081235

>>19081120
You're leaving out a whole section of the price action there though. Indexes dropped 35% in a month. Rebounded about half of that total move, and are now looking like a second wave of selling may occur.

Market does not go straight down when things are bad, straight up when things are good. Expecting it to do so will lead to a lifetime of frustration.

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plus500 is a fucking scam