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My wife and I ate at Chipotle last night and got bad food poisoning. We called corporate and got a refund, but the part that blew me away is that these fuckers actually hire full-time nurses as part of an "Incident Team." Is that why their stock is so high? Instead of simply training their employees in proper food safety, these fuckers are starting their own healthcare network for the sole purpose of damage control. Pretty soon we will see Chipotle Hospitals popping up for fuck's sake...Didn't these faggots have a huge E. coli outbreak not too long ago and had to give out free burritos? Why can't they get their fucking shit together? Jesus Christ.

>> No.19072990

>>19072655
This.

Chewy meat too

>> No.19073029

Chipotle is the most crappy Mexican food ever. No taste. If it’s stock is high that means kikes are manipulating it / own most of it

>> No.19073040

>>19072655
name one fast food place with steak as good as them

>> No.19073064

I love Chipotle.

I haven't eaten there since the shelter-in-place tho.

investors are in fantasy land

>> No.19073098

>>19072655
someone post the screencap of the last time this thread was posted. you fucking morons have no idea what you’re talking about

>> No.19073106

>>19072655
Chipotle is probably one of the best fast casual restaurants out there. Only faggots don't like it because its not "real mexican"

>> No.19073127

>>19073040
My local spic hole in the wall taco shop has 1000x times better tasting food and up to this day not a single safety report, if it wasn't because the owner is a literall ignorant spic his fucking shop would be trading in the fucking Nasdaq, too bad he never made friends with fucking Jews

>> No.19073137

>>19073098
Okay, Chipotle Damage Control Corporate shill

>> No.19073173

>>19073106
>Chipotle is probably one of the best fast casual

15$ bucks for a bowl of dog gringo shit and a buck extra if you want sour cream, get the fuck out

>> No.19073184

>>19072655
>be retarded normie
>get robinhood
>decide to invest
>dont know anything besides numale memes like starbucks and chipotle
Bone apple tea, that's called noise kiddo. The market is not rational.

>> No.19073186

It's got the P/E ratio ~75 that's like a tech company - means high expectation for growth. are they banking on first/second gen mexicans treating it as comfort food or something

>> No.19073207

Chik fil a > everything
Chipotle isn't even on the list imo
Moe's is way better

>> No.19073210

>>19072655
not lying, I've ordered Chipotle every single fucking day for over two weeks now

paying for it with my HEX gains

>> No.19073381
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19073381

the fact that you will leave your home to eat this makes me sick
I can see your out and hungry
this shit no matter the chain is bad for your health
fast food = crap food

.also why does a burrito look the same going in as coming out
True culinary delight there
sage

>> No.19073392

>>19073173
>15$
move out of california cuckhead
a bowl is 7 and change in basedstates

>> No.19073498

>>19073040
This, the combo of steak , sour cream, and green Tabasco is just too good

>> No.19073760

I haven't in a while because I had to go home from college due to Covid, but I usually go to Chipotle 7 days a week. Sometimes I go twice in one day. Each time, I get exactly the same thing: a burrito with double chicken and nothing else. It's 680 calories total. 320 are from the tortilla, and 360 are from the chicken. I fucking love it. Here's the kicker though. They ring it up as two sides of chicken. That's $5.17 for 680 calories of delicious, high quality, marinated grilled chicken. Sometimes, there's even lapse in communication and they ring it up as one side of chicken. I'm eating like a fucking king with double portions of the only thing I want, and I'm doing it for less than the cost of a regular burrito. I thank God that my taste buds have autism and I actually enjoy this so much. It's just splendid. Utterly sublime. I fucking love Chipotle.

>> No.19073797

>>19072655
Faggots work at Chipotle. That's why there's fecal matter over everything OP.

>> No.19073800

>>19073760
>no veggies
fuckin weirdo

Chipotle is kino tho, I always eat there after I lift and fucking I miss it so much (the lifting mostly)

>> No.19073811

>>19072655
Haven't ate there since

>> No.19073826

Reminder that it takes over 24 hours to contract the symptoms of food poisoning.

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>>19072655
Because le based investor man bought in a while ago

>> No.19073844

>>19073207
you got mandella'd, bro. it's now chick fil a.

>> No.19073865

>>19072655
> knows they had an e.coli outbreak
> still exposes his family to it
kek nice job poisoning your family, anon

>> No.19073882

>>19073127
calm down. what did the taco shop man ever do to you?

>> No.19073915

>>19072655
>looking at share price without looking at shares outstanding
share price means nothing, market cap means everything. retard

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>>19073830
Who is this guy? Looks familiar. Looks a non weird looking bezos with hair.

>> No.19074186

>>19074132
george soros