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>> No.19070026
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THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED

>> No.19070027

Fuck all those larpers, memers, anime trannies, coombrains, aaaaaaaaaaa posters, oooooooooo posters and jannies.
Fuck also that guy who's obsessed with that pig nosed tv jannie.

>> No.19070029
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>>19070017
Fake and gay fed pump barely moved the ticker. Tomorrow is going to be fucking bloody

>> No.19070037
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CSCO bros where you at?

>> No.19070044

Guise I made 33 bucks on Tvix today

>> No.19070046

>>19070026
If you think that's why the market is crashing you're severely retarded and should be shot.

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>>19070017
What gold miners do you hold /smg/? I'm increasing my position and looking to diversify.

>> No.19070054

Time to buy SPY calls?

>> No.19070057

>>19070017
Good luck bobos. We will crab a few days from here and maybe try breaking 279 one more time before surging back to 295.

>> No.19070058
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hey /smg/ big time hedge investor at a big company who i can't say the name of. A lot of big money is moving and that is partially a cause of the down today. The word on the market today was that gold is expiring and quadratically we are preparing for another leg down. Almost everyone sold everything and I know Berkshire Hathaway (We call it "berky b" in the stock game) is planning to sell everything it owns and go exclusively into SQQQ calls and TVIX. A lot of guys are sitting on their money and putting it into obscure crypto since the experts think that that has the strongest resistance foundation to impact from Powell commiting suicide over the upcoming recession. Definitely sell everything and buy lean hog, BRZU, and penny stocks since we are looking at a paradigm shift in the market and anything under 1$ will probably become 2$ or more so you are basically doubling your money. I can't say much more since i would be violating my security clearance and I dont want to get hit with fines over that since its a felony but we are looking at DOW hitting 10k by June 1st and that is probably going to be the end of the stock market as we know it since they will shut it down since da goyim know. Trust the system we are all going to make it /smg/

>> No.19070061

I managed to completely erase my 10k of losses shorting the exact bottom in March by shorting today. Thanks for the money, bullfags.

>> No.19070063

>>19070048
i have 1 share remaining of GORO that was meme recommended to me. I made about 45% on it when i had sold.

>> No.19070064

>>19070054
i did

>> No.19070067
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19070067

did you all have a good day

call me crazy but I think we see red market tomorrow

>> No.19070072

Reminder anyone doing the BRRRRRR meme is reddit. We don’t do that here anymore.

>> No.19070073

I need a fucking drink.

>> No.19070074

Such a good time to buy holy fuck RIP 0 cash right now

>> No.19070079
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>>19070046
>he doesn't think politics and media reporting affect market prices

I suggest you read pic related lest you keep sounding like a retard.

>> No.19070080

>>19069835
>committed to holding for at least 1 year
>WTF kind of investment strategy is this.
I figure all of this corona stuff is going to evaporate into thin air by november 4th. The day after the election.
If Trump wins, "ah shucks, it didn't work, okay let's try the next thing"
If Biden wins, they wouldn't want to sandbag his presidency with the corona virus and it will suddenly go away.

Thing is, no matter how you look at it, could be 1 year, could be 5 years, I bought stocks ridiculously low, If I'm patient and wait for there to be a time in the world where people are no longer piss scared of a coof virus, then I'll be able to have no mortgage payment.

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Bulls tomorrow, don’t get overly greedy.

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>>19070017
hope you bobos were able to cash out with your paltry handout today while it lasted

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>he invested hoping for bailouts

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>>19070058
>we are looking at DOW hitting 10k by June 1st and that is probably going to be the end of the stock market as we know it since they will shut it down since da goyim know
what?

>> No.19070107

>>19070064
How much?

>> No.19070112
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>>19070058
Based shizo

>> No.19070113
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What’s this chart pattern called?

>> No.19070114
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holy shit i am going to fuck time warner ceo's wife in the ass while he gets ploughed by blacks. fucking garbage internet died in the last 20 minutes of the day and now i am holding puts overnight

>> No.19070117
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what will the bottom be?

>> No.19070116

>>19070079
Kys, dumbfuck.

>> No.19070119

>>19070072
This. Everyone on /biz/ should have realized how reddit that meme was even before it was co-opted by rebbit.

>> No.19070126

>>19070107
only like $130 on a 5/15 285c

>> No.19070127
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I threw 1k at KOS on literally nothing more than impulse and my order filled right at closing. Right as the second thoughts started creeping in....

>> No.19070131

>>19070113
Bear
Market
Rally

>> No.19070137
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19070137

why are we still here?
just to suffer?

>> No.19070146

>>19070113
Double dip recession.

>> No.19070148

>>19070017
what website is that??

>> No.19070149
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Sideways day tomorrow and back to 286 friday

>> No.19070161
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>>19070027
tv jannie in your ass!

>>19070073
may i suggest yebisu it's high quality like most japanese beers, beer advocate numbers are wrong on it

>> No.19070163

>>19070048
Newmont, wheaton, franco nevada are great but getting expensive. Make sure to buy miners and royalty companies that have a low exposure to unstable countries and countries that dont have dollar swap lines. Barrick Gold is a good company For example but now it has to worry about papua new guinea nationalizing its gold mine.

>> No.19070165

>>19070148
lemonparty.com

>> No.19070167

>>19070148
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

>> No.19070168
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I guess I'm going long. Can't sell now

>> No.19070171
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I'm going to spam this one last time:

IF you had bought CODX when I said...

...you'd be up 102%


INVESTING

1. Protecting the wealth you have > making a profit.
(1% RISK for me, 2%, 3%)
(Better to not trade than do a shit trade)

2. Invest with logic, not emotion.
(Don't panic sell, don't panic buy)
(BEWARE of strong emotions)
(Don't fall in love with a stock)

3. Diversification.
(Spread your risk accross multiple avenues)
(For swing - Buy across multiple hours)

4. Do your own reasearch.
(Understand what you are investing in)
(Don't trust anybody's ideas - Do not trust analysts)
(Consider things carefully before action)

5. BUY THE DIP. SELL THE HIGH. Buy low, sell high.
(Don't FOMO)
(Don't sell low and then buy high)
(Be paitent with your winners, be impatent with your losers)

6. Mangae your losses.
(You will loose some bets, don't wish for recovery)
(Use Stop-losses)
(Do Not jump back on a failed trade)
(Accept a loss, retreat and re-group)

7. Every trade is uncertain.
(Take profits while you can)
(Buy the hype, sell the news)
(There is always a risk of getting raped)

8. Listen to the market.
(The market can stay irrational longer then you can stay solvent)

9. News affects markets, act accordingly and you can profit.

10. Have a plan.
(Know how much you are willing to loose, know what price you are selling at)
(Entry, Stop, Target)

11. Patience.
(If you don't have an edge, don't buy in)

12. Tools can make it or break it.

13. Never be late to the party, be early or don't come at all.

>> No.19070175

>>19070117
2800

>> No.19070178
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>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL THESE COMPANIES WITH AN UNAVAILABLE DEBT/EARNING RATIO? !!!!!!!!!!!

>ALSO HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO FIND A COMPANY WITH A D/E BELOW 0.5%?!!!

>> No.19070180

Lads I want off this ride now

>> No.19070185

>>19070137
we're here to buy high and sell low

>> No.19070194
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>>19070171
>Don't fall in love with a stock
Sounds like you should take your own advice and not tell retards to buy in after a 102% pump.

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19070199

Who here /100%CASH/ until SPY hits 200?

>> No.19070211

>>19070178
Comps need leverage to maximize profits

>> No.19070212

>>19070161
I was thinking something more along the lines of Johnny Walker Blue Label Ghost and Rare.

>> No.19070215

>>19070161
>gay for tv jannie anon is also a manlet anime trannie
Can't make this shit up.

>> No.19070230

>>19070171
alright just tell me what too sink next month's rent in or get outta here

>> No.19070229

nobody here better lay a finger on my butterfinger

>> No.19070238

>>19070029
Incorrect. Tomorrow green

>> No.19070239

>>19070117
negative.

companies will pay you to baghold.

>> No.19070244
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APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW, BOBO.

I expect six heartfelt apologies and reassurances you'll never say anything I disagree with again, you piece of shit bear.

>> No.19070245

TODAY'S UPDATE
># of Days VIX is Below 30 in a Row: 0
>Long Term Hold Ideas
>Overperformers (little room to grow?):
TECL
TQQQ
SOXL
FNGU
>Possible Rebalancing Needed at Some Point:
PILL
CURE
SPXL
SSO
>Underperformers (room to grow?)
URVY
TNA

Suggestions of what to add or remove? I don't think the VIX will stay down that long but I am refining my game plan for the next bull.

>> No.19070250

>>19070199
i'll only do that if my tankers 3x my inverses 1.8x, and if my tvix goes 2.5x.

>> No.19070251
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TGTX is seriously unshakable

they just keep on buying

>> No.19070256

>>19070199
Not 100% but close, in and out of SPXS/SQQQ a lot, and holding some gold miners

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>>19070161
>yebisu
owl-kun master race

>> No.19070266

>>19070194
It's a shame retards like this pollute this board.

Please point out where I said to buy the stock now.

While you attempt the impossible let me show you where I advised the complete opposite:
>13. Never be late to the party, be early or don't come at all.

>> No.19070269

guys. cushing reports only at 81% storagecapacity so no oilcrash next week?

>> No.19070270

>>19070048
IAU, keep it simple.

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>>19070116
based

>> No.19070274

>>19069880
+22.56% after +52.x yesterday. Still got a while until green so I'm not overly excited, but puts are finally recovering at least.

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>>19070127
>tfw I saw KOS at .80 at discounted it as a penny stock meme
>tfw I saw PVAC at $3 and was worried since it has only been a stock for less than 2 years
>tfw I watched EMAN moon
>tfw I put my money in something safe
Everyone moons but me.
Oh well.

In anycase, as long as KOS doesn't die, you could stand to make lots of money if you just hold for a long time.

>> No.19070292

>>19070244
get fucked bvllcuck :^)

>> No.19070297

>>19070244
I'm sorry, I fucked up. I'll pay for my fuck up tomorrow since i'm a piece of shit bear and shit.

>> No.19070310

Did biz seriously exit crypto and go play with made up fiat stocks right when the stock market is ending and the crypto new world order is coming?

>> No.19070318

>>19070140
High five, looks like I'm not the only one aware of this. It's why I didn't buy in on that pump mid way through market hours. My goal is to take advantage of their nonsense and walk away a rich man that never has to wageslave or risk money on stocks again.

>> No.19070323

OMG LOL SOOOOOOO TRUE

>> No.19070324

>>19070168
Same. Gives me time to do other things while it recovers instead of being here though

>> No.19070331

>>19070167
thank you good sir. May your portfolio rise 10% tomorrow

>> No.19070334
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>spent prior few days going back to last week reconstructing Roth from late Feb - early March liquidation
>very well in the green on new positions
>dreaming about all my monthly and quarterly dividends
>everything goes to absolute shit and I liquidate every last position in within 2 minutes this morning before the second dip

>> No.19070347

>>19070168
>I guess I'm going long. Can't sell now.
Yes. Yes you can.

If you did your diligence before trading you'll weather downturns because you know its temporary, or exit because you see those same indicators that made you invest in the first place turn sour.

Do not fall for the sunk cost fallacy, do not fall for the emotions that come with volatility. This is how bagholders are made. You are thinking like swine.

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>>19070297
Did you remember to short oil tripfag?
I want them to take all your money.
You don’t deserve it.

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>>19070032
hell yea
>>19070192
you and me both brudda

>> No.19070365

>>19070230
Wait for a major drop in CODX and buy in. We got Q1 after Thursday, it's be good but not that good. Q2 will be retarded.

>Teach a man to fish...
>Don't put money on stock that you can't afford to lose.

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>>19070264
havent tasted that, sounds something on the sale only in japan

>> No.19070369

>>19070310
no, i'm buying gold and btc slowly. I'll let my other extra cash be busy while we wait. I'm already half way through the door if there's a retail rush to crypto or gold.

>> No.19070394

>>19070357
I guess if there's oil components to SPY you bet your ass.

>> No.19070401

>>19070211
>>19070211
>They use debt as a leverage to maximise profit.

But that still dosen't explain why most companies don't disclose their numbers to the general public.

What kind of D/E do you find acceptable?

Warren buffet claim he always pick large companies with a D/E under 0.5 (with a bunch of other criterias as well) but it seem almost impossible now a day to find a large cap stock with that kind of number.

>> No.19070422

>>19070245
You posted this yesterday

>> No.19070443

Nothing can stop MRO! Look it's even moving up after hours..

>> No.19070456

>Buffett was right about airlines he was just too late to fully avoid the plunge
Polos are going to slowly get angrier the next few months.

>> No.19070463

>yfw SPY is $270 by the end of Friday

>> No.19070466

I don't know why the fuck I listened to you niggers. Get fit is literally the only good advice I have ever gotten from here. It took me 4 months and I took my life from borderline neet4life back to being a chad and fucking girls finally. Like honestly this place is full of geniuses but it also gets bogged down with all the easily mind controlled autists.

>> No.19070476

>>19070443
Wait until contacts roll

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>>19070310
>>19070369
hey guys. did uh. BTC decouple..?

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tfw selling calls on leveraged etfs

>> No.19070495

>>19070080
Based, i am doing the same. Good luck to you fren.

>> No.19070499

>>19070422
Yes, still looking for ideas. I pulled out most of my swing plays as the VIX was going down. This stupid crabbing is putting a pause on both my short and long term strategies. It's frustrating.

>> No.19070502

>>19070466
Agreed

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.
Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

>> No.19070506

>>19070093
>A bear stimulus day
So they can lose more later

>> No.19070509

>>19070484
Buying puts on leveraged is the real big brain. Volatility is never correctly priced in on those contracts.

>> No.19070526

>>19070116
Cope.

>> No.19070532

>>19070037
I've had some for a while, recently bought more at a low because I hope that this company can catch some of the rebound from opening up

>> No.19070533

I just don't get it... I'm plus 90% on the day and feel defeated.... Let's just see how tomorrow goes. I won't drink tonight and we'll just see how tomorrow goes. (end_blog.jpg)

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I got fucked today biz... and not in a good way.

>> No.19070543

anyone else into airlines? I know that there wont be flying for awhile but god damn these prices are like pennystocks now. Spirit at 8.28...

>> No.19070544

Gold futures at 1722, not looking good for the markets.

>> No.19070545

>>19070463
No, this move is very likely done. It is going to run up tonight on a retracement then drop a bit intraday then run up again friday to 2880-2900 just to fuck over all the options holders (me).
Nothing like putting in a trade,realizing it was a mistake, then being locked into losing 50%+ as a future you predicted unfolds because theres laws to "protect you" like "stop losses are illegal if you have below 25k".

>> No.19070548

>>19070509
You forgot to mention the decay

>> No.19070573

>>19070533
because you have no self respect and think that alcohol and gook women can fill the void.

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>>19070543
that's called going into bankruptcy like GM

>> No.19070581

>>19070545
sigh... i feel the same fucking way.

>> No.19070591

>>19070495
Good luck to you as well.

>> No.19070599

If we bounce again off 290 I am literally going to be all cash and getting blueballed by these fucking crab doldrums.

>> No.19070606

>>19070310
ah yes, i remember the 10k celebration as if it were yesterday.... good times good times

>> No.19070607

>>19070466
>Took 4 month to give up neetlife & fuck!

How's that working out for you, now?
All that social progress only so that the sirvival of the fitest's rule confirm that your previous lifestyle was the one you need to maintain in order survive.

>> No.19070622

>>19070573
Where do I find dignity?

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>everyone thinks tomorrow will be red
Cute. Buy signal.

>> No.19070625

>>19070149
This

>> No.19070634

>>19070266
Based

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>> No.19070650

>>19070607
Working pretty good, I convinced this chick to let me hit it raw even though dhe not on the pill and probably impregnated her. +1 for my lineage faggot.

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Guys I think I fucked up.

I slept through the whole trading day because it was a rough night. Now these shitty positions are fucking me out of my TWM and UVXY gains, and I can’t even touch them because they don’t trade aftermarket!

How was powell day?

>> No.19070651

Let me ask a very fair question.

Do you honestly think this corona virus thing has absolutely nothing to do with the 2020 presidential election?

>> No.19070655

>>19070063
I'll take a look.

>>19070163
I've had a look at all of these, Barrick and Newmont seem pretty comfy. We're at the start of what will probably be a 1-2 year bull run so the price is relative I think.

>>19070270
If I wanted to go in on a fund I would just buy more JNUG and NUGT.

>> No.19070664
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US Energy Dept. Says It Will Buy Up To 1M Barrels Of Sweet Crude Oil For Strategic Reserve From Small To Midsize Domestic Producers

Oh now you want my oil? Pay me.

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>>19070622
at the gym, and in books / away from screens / the real world.

>> No.19070666
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Best stock under 10 dollars?

>> No.19070669

>>19070266
Fashionably late is again and again proven to be the smarter play. Anything else is trying to time the market. That is a risky play for no reason and feeds on the poor and stupid.

>> No.19070673

>>19070651
The American election means fuck all. This has to do with reigning in liberty.

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>>19069880
down half a percentile today, stopped out on FDP. not too bad actually

>> No.19070685

>>19070543
Air Canada is pretty low now.

I mostly like to buy stock from large canadian company that are near bankrupcy, not because they are good, but because the Liberal governement almost allways bail them out with taxpayers funds.

>> No.19070695

>>19070650
yeah you know what... me too. If I listened to the faggots in this thread i'd have killed my self. Fuck these faggots. SPY to fucking sub $200 by June.

>> No.19070702

>buy stock
>immediately takes a fat shit

i cry evry tiem :')

>> No.19070703

>>19070666
depends on what you are looking for

>> No.19070709

>>19070685
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Canada#Bankruptcy_and_restructuring
*Yawn*

>> No.19070717

>>19070651
>the entire world is working to undermine orange man
>orange man himself is working to undermine orange man
No. Tinfoils and schizos literally need to get the fuck off this board.
>you are just team X
For the market now, virus is whatever. The dumpstered Q2-Q4 earnings are what has everyone skittish especially at these fucking prices.

>> No.19070718

>>19070666
All risky options.
HPE
PE
HTGC
AOBC

>> No.19070730

hey guys
fuck anime

>> No.19070743

>>19070651
>Meme virus to step back from globalism
>Meme virus to have an excuse for economical breakdown
>Clash of clans aka rich bobo families who released the meme virus to fuck themselves
>Meme virus abusing to have more control and power over scoiety
>Meme virus to increase political approval in dozen of countries
So many reasons... who really cares at this point.

>> No.19070749

>>19070695
Probably because most of the people in here literally tell you to kill yourself every day tripfag

>> No.19070759

Regeneron hitting 5 year highs?

>> No.19070761

>WFC
Banks are getting shit on but this must be some insider knowledge about how they are getting shit on extra hard.

>> No.19070770

>>19070647
this went too far with Barclays, need more Shell, more BlackRock, juuuust a bit more Visa, more AZN and GSK on red, Bayer up aswell, BMY up a bit

>> No.19070778

REEEEEEE SQQQDIER REPORTING IN. I GOT 336 OF DEEZ HOEZ

>> No.19070786

>>19070695
The whole global system is going to crash.

Prepare to either grow your own food and be self sufficient or there might be a basic income given to everyone monthly that will be poverty

>> No.19070810

>>19070673
They affect more than you think

t. knower

>> No.19070812

>>19070017
Was this the crash that was promised?

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>>19070677
o no green been
I didn't know you used stops! You looking at banks?

>> No.19070824

>>19070786
>The whole global system is going to crash
literally a good thing. It looks like we're (USA) going to have a much broader silver lining than many other potential outcomes.

>> No.19070826

>>19070502
>you think TA works
Wtf is TA

>> No.19070832

Brehs everything is going positive in afterhours such a huge time to buy today

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Now a good time to buy OGI?

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>>19070812

>> No.19070843

>$UPWK is mooning after hours

Thanks to the retard who shilled this yesterday.

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>>19070821
reminded me of good times on /biz/

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>>19070826
Technical Analysis I believe.
Big boy talk to act like they understand risks.

>> No.19070873

anyone watched billions? worth watching?

>> No.19070888

bought a bunch of DAL calls for next friday, am I fucked?

>> No.19070891

>>19070873
yes and I enjoyed it but I wouldnt rewatch it

>> No.19070895

>>19070873
It was OK at the beginning, then they forced trannyshit in there and rewrote all the characters to fit that garbage.

>> No.19070904

>>19070543
Until it hits 0. That's an actual risk for smaller ones, maybe stick to bigger ones like Delta and United. I own some of those two and some American but I am not fully confident in AAL.

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>>19070730
poor choice of words

>> No.19070917

>>19070824
Cities will be the most fucked... in the end.. farmers will win

>> No.19070922

I'm pretty sure Powell is just Bernanke in a costume.

>> No.19070933

>>19070895
but tranny gets dabbed on so we good

>> No.19070937

>>19070915
based

>> No.19070953

>>19070054
You’re optimistic as fuck bulltato

>> No.19070963

>>19070685
Air Canada insider here furloughs are about to be layoffs with additional voluntary severance packages offered to employees still working in coming days.

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>>19070873
it would be.... there is just one problem with it though

>> No.19070974

Has WFC bottomed? Or is everything dropping farther tomorrow

>> No.19070980

>>19070054
slightly bearish crab. avoid.

>> No.19070986

>>19070017
That block diagram is cool. How do you make one?

>> No.19070989

>>19070058
Y would pennies go up?

>> No.19071007

>>19070543
all of them are very high risk unless they have a huge amount of cash

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>>19070821
Yeah I guess, one more red day and banks are BBA and a few other things like SYY is almost BBA
Also shout out GIS edging closer to all time high. Also Shout out BGS rocket

>> No.19071017

>>19070986

with paint or excel

>> No.19071041

>>19070964
she gets owned last season. i enjoyed watching this pc autist get schooled by ax

>> No.19071052

United, Air Canada, and American Airlines have serious bankruptcy threats. If they declare bankruptcy (and they have in the past), you will get nothing.

>> No.19071053

I have a $1 put for UCO1 expiring this week. Any of you know if its in the money and if I can exercise it on RH?

>> No.19071065

Remember bros, V shaped recovery tomorrow from today

>> No.19071069

>>19070933
Tranny is a speshul snoflaek perfect character that can do no wrong and the mc gets rewritten (new personality, agenda and thoughts) to fire everyone who doesn't suck the tranny's dick 24/7.

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>>19070974
Banks, airlines, Real Estate Commercial and residential is cancer you should’ve stay away from. Stay safe friend, maybe a few months from now.

>> No.19071083

>>19071041
>she
go back

>> No.19071087

>>19071052
Air Canada has liquidity and cash reserves built after the last bankruptcy. They are laying off everyone and still have money to operate with cargo due to well established international routes. Wait for a crash after more layoffs buy and hold.

>> No.19071096

>>19070017
I bought the dip a week ago. currently down nearly £200 of £1500 invested in the stock market, although I put £4100 into index funds a week ago, both of which are turning me a profit of £63. So now I just wait and give it a couple months and I will have turned a profit somewhere between £1800 and £2000.

>> No.19071097

ok now if Nikkei can show us de way it would be great

>> No.19071105

>>19070974
further for WFC, but this might be a good opportunity to start buying. If you have a significant portion of your cash in WFC already, it might be advisable to sell some now and buy back in later. slow slow slow for banks. they're going to be down revenue for at least a year+.

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>>19071017
technically right.

>> No.19071119

>>19071052
The new regulations make planes only half full, so they will have to double the prices, sale volumes will be lower, they are fucked.

>> No.19071142

buy the dip and don't cry me next week

>> No.19071144

>>19071097
>Implying nikkei can show any direction
lmao silvio please

>> No.19071151

>>19070832
I'm have been buying everything 3:55 pm and
then setting a 1% trailing stop, market hours only.
Been up 4 out of 5 days since I started.

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>>19070647
tfw outperformed by this

>> No.19071161

>>19071041
damn I'll have to pick it back up. I gave up after ever episode was all trannies and bdsm

>> No.19071166

>>19070650
Tyring to boast about having sex.

Why are you doing this? What are you trying to accomplish? This is a thread about the stockmarket, and you are here basically reading like this.

>Hey I have a sexlife
>I bet you nerds don't have sex (cliche from the 80's in hollywood)
>Also I had it raw because I'm a chad and I don't give a shit about getting HIV or my child getting pancreatic cancer from the covid-19.
>I get laid and you guys are faggots!

The fact that you need to insult at the end, prove that you are only boasting lies.

You're not the only one here who has sex, but you're the only one who try to to diss people because of It, even tho you are lying!

You are too insecure to be a normie so you come to brag here and yet you are too stupid to be one of us.

GTFO MY BOARD!!

>> No.19071188

>>19070017
Dollar cost averaging is so comfy. You guys get so stressed out trying to pick the perfect time to jump in to the market. Just drip feed bro. Even more than once a month. Diversify your investments, industry and location. It's not hard

>> No.19071192

>>19070669
What is FA?

>> No.19071204

>>19071166
>>>/r9k/
Children might be a good investment in the future. The days of children modeled as luxury goods might be over.

>> No.19071218

It keeps flash dropping to 281.6x and instantly rebounding to 282.1x

>> No.19071225

>>19071166
Nice paragraph posting autist. Maybe if you had sex you would chill out.

>> No.19071226

I bought some stock in the company I work at today...
I'm tempted to load up the truck, it's really cheap and our cash flow is strong, very resistant to any pressure from the Szechuan shakes

>>19071008
should I sell BGS at any point?
it feels like these good times can't last forever

>>19071166
bro you just wrote an essay of cope

>> No.19071234

>>19071188
naswd dcachad

>> No.19071270

>>19071234
think i had a stroke
pray for me /smg/

>> No.19071278

>>19071052
If Air Canada declare bankrupcy, we need to buy the stock.

I'm 95% sure that Trudeau will bail them out, like the liberals previously did with Bombardier, SNC-Lavalin and a bunch of other. Canada almost always bailout old and large canadian company that the people like.

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Which one of you is this?

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>>19071270
you'll be ok

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>planned to buy COTY at 5.23
>closed at 3.66 today

>> No.19071315

>>19071226
I take it that you are an investor. Now is literally the worse time to be one. It is great to be a trader.
Seriously just trickle a little bit in every week or month. Your long hold won't care about this crash but it doesn't hurt to mitigate some the volatility right now.

>> No.19071341

>>19071288
wtf is that UI? Are you still using Windows XP?

>> No.19071342
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SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

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Guys, GUYS! How about...

How about an ETF that auto DCAs into SPY?

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>>19071144
yet again, bring Charts

>> No.19071364

>>19071278
Bailouts, a step beyond GIBBS, never help equity holders in the long term. The government will almost surely impose a restructuring or equity purchase well below market price.
Air Canada might survive but stock holders will almost surely receive permanent pain.

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bullish

>TRUMP SAYS HE WAS SURPRISED BY FAUCI COMMENTS ON TUESDAY ABOUT RISKS OF REOPENING TOO SOON, SAYS IT'S NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1260676650070495232?s=20

>> No.19071368

>>19071226
I think you should Hodl it because its like so bullboi right now

>> No.19071375

>>19071288
based

>> No.19071392

>>19071315
there is never a bad time to be an investor, as long as you balance properly
;^)

>>19071368
but what if I could sell it to buy other things you know
think about it

>> No.19071393

>>19071160
thats cheating since mine is long only stonk portfolio. Doesnt include options currencies and crypto

>> No.19071394

>>19071349
I can't tell with that time scale if Nikkei is leading or lagging.

>> No.19071395

>>19071341
Those UIs are some of the easiest and fastest to trade

>> No.19071401

What is the consensus of /smg/ now? are you liquidating your stocks because the market seems to waking up to reality

>> No.19071403

>>19070366
You can get them in America, but skip it, these are gross.

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>>19071341
It's Schwab's trading platform, the ultimate boomer UI.

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why cant life be easy?

>> No.19071441

>>19071053
Anyone at all know? Don’t want to let them die worthless if I can make anything out of it.

>> No.19071452

>>19071278
>Air Canada goes bankrupt
>again
water is wet. Whats new

>> No.19071455

Nobody answered my q. Y would pennies go up if the entire market keeps going down?

>> No.19071469

>>19070666
>>>/biz/ptg

>> No.19071475

>>19071366
How do you short manlets?

>> No.19071477

>>19071455
Moronic gamblers want to get rich quick and retail poorfags can actually pump microcrap shitcoin stocks.

>> No.19071480

>>19071455
You fell for the bait anon

>> No.19071488

>>19070104
but buy pennystocks

>> No.19071490

Some of you are alright.

Stay out of oil for the rest of the year.

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>>19071394
exactly my point, on daily scale you see Japan and USA move in sync. Sure % is different, direction not so much. If you zoom on on both SP vs Ni225 or Ni225 vs SP youll see this (or opposite with blocky Ni225). Why? Because Asia trades half fucking day sooner. So you have amazing correlation on Daily with enormous trading hours difference. Having info from asian markets is cheating honestly

>> No.19071504

>>19071392
You could but then you buy something And it performs worse you wont like that

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>>19071430
I see you haven't seen ibrk's UI yet. Observe!

>> No.19071521

>>19071435
Because death is easy.

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>>19070652
>>19070759
So, I didn't miss much then?

>>19071430
oh shit I didn't know it showed market depth!

>> No.19071546

wow thats a nice one!

>> No.19071549

Who /going all in on Disney below 100/ here?

I wish I got in at 80.

>> No.19071555

>>19070624
żubr <ok>
Waiting for next red leg in XAU, good luck for me.

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>>19071435
>why cant life be easy?
Think about this, a lot of normies are living easy lives right now but doesn't have any plans for the future. Surely, they can kill themselves but I wanna see humanity step on Mars in my lifetime. I'm 38 but I ain't retiring yet lol

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19071570

>transfer 1k to robinhood
>use like $500 while waiting for transfer
>transfer arrives
>"some of the funds you transferred were reduced to cover your deficit"
Uhhh what!? Did my money literally just get stolen by robinhood? No options. Just buying and selling stocks on what is technically a margin account

>> No.19071582

>>19071509
Interesting do you have a preeset tab sizing, fo those?

>> No.19071583

>>19071366
Unfortunately I have given up all hope that President Trump has the capacity to calm a volatile market

>> No.19071587

>>19071341
Looks comfy as fuck. I want it.

>> No.19071595

>>19071504
but what if it goes down tho

>>19071556
old boy....

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what are you guys holding overnight?

>> No.19071608

>>19071549
>no movies coming out for the rest of the year at least
>all production on capeshit stopped
>theme parks closed indefinitely

yeah, seems like a solid buy.

>> No.19071610

>>19071503
Got any more graph overlays to prove this?

>> No.19071612

>>19071570
Looks like you took a loan from Robinhood

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>>19071521
I just watched it... it's not as easy as all that

>>19071556
>doesn't have any plans for the future
I hate this. It looks bleak for me.

>> No.19071634

>>19071570
You probably used $500 in margin so RH is just taking that back. Does everything even out?

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>>19071600
>JNJ
>AMD
>NVDA
>NIO
>YELP

>> No.19071654

>>19071600
spy call

>> No.19071656

>>19071556
>38
Holy fuck that’s pathetic

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>futures already down 300
I'm glad i dumped everything this morning.
I'm only up $60 from what I started, but at least I'm not down at all.

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>5pm and already chugging beers

Only way to cope with these losses.

>> No.19071675

>>19071661
When I woke up this morning east coast, futures were up 200 points

>> No.19071680

>>19071616
It is easy, requires no effort.

>> No.19071682

>>19071435
It's not really, you could live off the government, lie and claim sick money, find a lass and raise a family. Live an easy, boring life.

What you're really asking is why is success hard?

>> No.19071683

We may be Green tomorrow. Just announced plan to speed up vaccine called "Operation Warp Speed". No I'm not joking, that's the actual name and whatnot.

>> No.19071692

I'm sure suicide will be less painful than my continued existence.

>> No.19071697

>>19071600
cash hahaha

>> No.19071698

>>19071675
Futures are deep in the red now lmao

>> No.19071705

>>19071664
Bout to drive home from work at 100 mph and have 4 shots and a beer

>> No.19071726

>>19071692
what happened...

>> No.19071734

>>19071683
Read the basic gestalt. Literally the most retarded shit I have ever seen. I couldn't in my wildest dreams imagine something so inbred actually being written. I'm flabbergasted.

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>>19071610
n-no, should I? I just understood a while ago that liquidity is legit super fucking liquid and whole global market is super balanced due to centralized pumping. AS a result high funding region has high correlation to high volume region. You can see it in currencies bcs they hint this. I believe if euro area were to fund us all again like back in a day we would see DAX or CAC moving in much more correlated to SP way. but as of now euros are numb and irrelevant therefore they pingpong daily returns between US and Asia

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>>19071705
A man of impeccable taste

>> No.19071782

>>19071683
that's from a week ago

>> No.19071794

>>19071683
Tomorrow could be green. We will have good market days but I fear that market sentiment has turned sour. As quickly as the stock market shot up from 2017 onward, it could go down just as quickly. With modern technology that didn’t exist in 1929, we won’t see a crash. True bears know that they can trap bulls on every leg down, so a plummeting crash is highly unlikely. 2008 took all year to reach bottom.

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>be TVIX chad
>in a rush to get to work
>think "I'll sell this spike and rebuy as it retraces slightly
>sell too early and rebuy as it shoots up more
>Robinhood decides to subjectively limit my margin and I can only buy 13 shares instead of the same 14
>i'm only up 9.74% today while TVIX is at 16.76%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've successfully scalped TVIX a little bit before so if, for instance, it is down 4% I'm only down 2% or so, but this SUCKS. Tomorrow is another day though (^:

>> No.19071813

circuit breakers should be illegal, we would have hit dow 10k in march without them

>> No.19071814

>>19070171
that was a great call, but i kept thinking i missed it and never got in. thanks for sharing.

>> No.19071838

>>19071612
>>19071634
Closest thing to margin is technically using up my buying power. Otherwise no I didn't take a loan. Adding up everything may take too long.

>> No.19071842

>>19071813
lolwut. What do you think caused the sharp rebound in March? I would love to know.

>> No.19071848

>>19071802
>buying power <3k with MARGIN
stay out of the market lol

>> No.19071853

>>19071680
have you ever watched a person's last days or hours?

>> No.19071859

>>19071813
You would have needed to remove shorting too.

>> No.19071879

TRUMP IS SHILLING NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES RIGHT NOW

>> No.19071881

i didn't buy the dip now the market closed and have to wait.. i'll never make it with this pussy mentality of mine

>> No.19071883
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>he's not all-cash

>> No.19071887

>>19071848
I have margin but if you buy volatility or bear ETFs, RH fucks you over and gives you pennies.

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>>19071813
Fair enough, Then we have Circuit breakers on anything going Up or Down 6% in a day.
Balanced as everything should be.

>> No.19071919

>>19071813
Agreed.

>stocks rapidly poomp in short time
:^) "hehe yes keep buying even against logical reasoning. Haha of course it is not a dumb idea to panic buy."

>stocks rapidly doomp in short time
:^[ "circuit breaker activated, make sure you really want to sell this stock it is a bad idea to panic sell!"

Talk about rigged.

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>>19071883
No one will let that happen right now, we are hyper-protective of our banks. We have national PTSD.

>> No.19071943

>>19071879
cringe
those are for Europeans
Stevie Munch doesn't want neggy rates
no one wants neggy rates

>> No.19071959

>>19071879
Crashing this market, with no survivors! Or a tremendous melt up followed by the crash. Good thing he can't make that call.

>> No.19071962

>he doesn’t buy straddles 50pts out every day before close
It’s like you hate money

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>>19070650
Oh look mommy I did it

>> No.19071969

>>19071692
Well, sure. You won't feel anything when you're dead, but you also won't get the good feels like when your gf cuddles you.

>> No.19071977

>>19071838
*instant deposit that is, not buying power.

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19071983

In my mind, this is what the average /smg/ poster's portfolio looks like.

>> No.19071987

>>19071969
smg doesn't get that anyway

>> No.19071992

>>19071927
People would fucking cheer if a bank folded right now.

2008 was fucking bullshit.

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>>19071943
Trump does not understand the blowback from using the forbidden jutsu

>> No.19072021

>>19071288
based

>> No.19072025

>>19071430
SOUL

>> No.19072041

>>19071879
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT BIG NUMBERS

>> No.19072045
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LOL, China decided Midwest is a threat finally.

>> No.19072049

>>19071853
I watched my grandmother die when I was 12. I think I'm still fucked up from it.

>> No.19072078
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>two trillion dollars
>$2,000,000,000,000
>could invest in scientific research and development, disruptive enterprises + startups, paid degrees/certifications for workers, etc., etc.
>let's just give it all to niggers and spics and trailer park trash and closed-down burger joints and insolvent hedge funds

End this shithole country.

>> No.19072079

>>19071983
Actually laughed out loud

>> No.19072080

>>19072049
;_; I miss my mother.

>> No.19072099

>>19071600
Tvix

>> No.19072102

>>19071983
You forgot TVIXbro

>> No.19072107

>>19072045
China threatened war over Taiwan being allowed into the WHO today.

War drums are starting to beat. I'm not a schizo or /poltard, but it's getting interesting. Are you ready to die to stave off the Yellow Peril?

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>>19071983
>no GALT

>>19072045
Missouri is extremely strong, the Chinas don't stand a chance

>> No.19072117

>>19071983
wheres wfc

>> No.19072124

>>19072107
Would war with China today be actually a Totaler Krieg?

>> No.19072127

I just learned robinhood gives you a negative margin if your investment volatility is too high. I could have bought another share of TVIX if I wasn't on margin because I had enough of my own money.

What bullshit.

>> No.19072131

>>19072045
It's really just Missouri, someone needs to do something about it, little surprised it ended up being China, but it's about time.

>> No.19072138

Fuck Chinks I stand with Missouri.

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>>19071600
5/15 SPY 285c
5/15 TSLA 700p

>> No.19072141

>>19072107
But aren't they already according to chinks?

>> No.19072144

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>> No.19072147

>>19070048
AUY
I got lucky and bought the bottom. I'm also still a newfag and it was one of my first boys so take from that what you will

>> No.19072150

What are some solid ETFs to go long on boys?

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>>19072127
hey at least you learned a little something about the stock market from the experience

>>19072138
based

>> No.19072160

>>19071983
how the FRICK did you get a screenshot of my investment portfolio? are you a 4chan hacker???

>> No.19072166

>>19072124
No, they're a paper tiger as always, and as always sure before the fight begins the idea of going to war with a country with more than a billion people seems scary. But then you go to war with them and it's like oh yeah, it's just fucking China.

>> No.19072194

>>19071927
And, then your theory is they let 2008 happen?

Come on, they'll do what they can, and it will most times do little. Same as always.

>> No.19072205

>>19072107
>>19072124
people trivialize a nuclear war. the reality is, there will never be a direct war with the PRC. it'd be suicide for both parties. even if we shoot down 95% of the missiles in the air, its still suicide. (and we're not that good at getting them down.)
i think 1st world living has spoiled us so badly that we don't comprehend a nuclear war is unwinnable.
we're heading into a new Cold War. the worst case scenario is some proxy war in the Pacific. maybe it'll be over the Philippines. maybe it'll be naval skirmishes in the South "China" Sea. if shit gets truly wild, there will be fighting over Taiwan.
but the anons hoping for WWIII will be disappointed.

>> No.19072230

>>19071969
>Hasn't experienced a breakup bad enough to kill off his emotions yet.

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>>19071983
This is mine. May sell VTIQ during the morning run and use the profit to add more RTX.

>> No.19072385

>>19072107
Dying for this country!? Lol not a chance.