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>> No.19058206

Where's the LORL bag holder? Seems like you're going to sell at a loss at this rate kek. It's down $5.4 in the pre-market so far.

>> No.19058209

Worst day in stock market history, coming to a nation near you

>> No.19058219

I just sold half my portfolio. I believe we will see another big dip before the recovery. I was bull until now but the market lost its confidence.

>> No.19058221
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We sideways today

>> No.19058222
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Will bobos suffer again or did their time to shine finally come?

>> No.19058223


Red futures = +1.5% green day probably

Very likely fed will release 3 trillions on trump bux today

>> No.19058228
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Futures can't pull the market up. The dump has begun. Abandon your positions. Be safe

>> No.19058250

What's a nice yolo play? Daddy needs some new shoes

>> No.19058252

I do think this is a good time to reduce positions if you can make your targets. We have been bouncing between 280 and 290 for FOUR weeks. Whatever the movement will be, once it breaks out it will be violent.

>> No.19058256

Question: How can we expect the market to be back to normal levels anytime soon if it can take years for the economy to be back to normal

>> No.19058257
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>he's gonna hold through the dumping

>> No.19058261

But the futures are pulling it up. Look at them.

>> No.19058279

>Futures up 0.5-0.7%
Yeah, sure.

>> No.19058303

Reminds me like yesterday. UUUUH futures green.

>> No.19058305

>buying blue chip stocks
you honestly consider me that much of a cuck?

>> No.19058307
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Boys what if they run out of paper

>> No.19058309

They'll just print more paper you dummy

>> No.19058317

For the polos. Current CDS spreads:
AAL (54%)
DAL (12%)
JBLU (1.7%)
LUV (4.7%)
UAL (24%)

>> No.19058321

jpow will probably announce he cant hold the line alone with his printer and needs congress to pass tax breaks and gibbs handouts and shit. market will tank after probably circuit break. thats my prediction but what do i know i just work at [REDACTED]

>> No.19058322
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Bloomberg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE
CNBC: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.19058333

May be. But as anon said we've been crabbing on these levels for far too long. Cashed out yesterday. Pussy move, but whatever, I don't want twisted jews to gorge on my little gains

>> No.19058343

I'm going to buy the dump silly
buy buy buy
green green green

>> No.19058409
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Uh oh bears

>> No.19058434

Bro it’s too early for your weak ass cope I just woke up.

>> No.19058447

lol retard

>> No.19058457

That’s not happening, the bill isn’t even up for a vote yet let alone being signed lol

>> No.19058461


Stock value reflect the present value of all future cash flows of the underlying assets. All future cash flows, so 2 years of reduced cash flows has a marginal effect.

>> No.19058462

Fucking TA fags are worthless. Literally astrology.

>> No.19058473

One of us (me) is up 534% ytd. Don’t go long today in your 5 figure account buddy, this is my genuine advice.

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>> No.19058497

ok retard.

>> No.19058502


He works at Nintendo!!

>> No.19058517

Are we looking at different charts?

>> No.19058522

Who said going long for the day?

and who said I'm bull in general?

You did say you were still sleepy so it's ok.

>> No.19058528

Stupid fucking crab market I fucking hate this so fucking much just pick a fucking direction so I can go all in already on 3X ETFs

>> No.19058531
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absolutely embarrassing

>> No.19058533

I work sell side at JPM in Minecraft. Get out before 3pm.

>> No.19058536

Futures GREEN

All losses yesterday will be reclaimed and my dream of being a millionaire will be further away again FUCKING HELL

>> No.19058539
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>> No.19058540

>Jakob Fugger edition

i inherited 1 trillion from him. How do i short the world?

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>> No.19058546
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Evidently. Boring.

>> No.19058547
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croc market

>> No.19058550

No, you have more juice to be squeezed. We will continue to crab but lower.

>> No.19058569


>> No.19058588

Sold out of some of my positions yesterday to secure profit. If the market can continue to climb a bit more this week, I'll look to sell roughly 40% of my overall positions, which would give me back the 10k I started with, thus taking a big weight off my shoulders, as I would know that whether it goes up, I'll make money, and if down by a lot, a good buying opportunity once again.

>> No.19058590
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>futures up
>premarket red

>> No.19058598

Futures were misleading the majority of the times in the last few days.

>> No.19058603


>> No.19058621
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>bought the dip yesterday
>already in the free by 6%


>> No.19058671
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Happy pump day /biz/!

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>> No.19058710

i love the bull coping today

>> No.19058713

They've been on stoplight mode for like 12 hours now.

>> No.19058715

falling for bull trap a 6 years old could notice
>the absolute state of biz

>> No.19058717

Coping? Futures are 0.5% green, premarket is mostly green. Are we looking at the same charts?

>> No.19058719

What don’t you understand?

Futures are GREEN


>> No.19058722
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I just want out of these fucking XOM calls

>> No.19058728

In other news:

Anybody looking at SAVA?

Their phase 2b trials are coming out this week.

They show promise in treating alzheimer's.

Could be big.

>> No.19058729

you newfags taking futures as a clear indicator are gonna get REKT, which is fine by me, but dont say you were not warned

>> No.19058731
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Actually yesterday was a bear trap, hope you exited your shorts eod.

>> No.19058733

>Premarket is green
Did you miss that part, you fatty?

>> No.19058734

I'm right here. I never had any intentions to sell. I'm here for the long haul. Never selling. 21,000,000 publically available shares and 95% institutionally owned...for an obscure satellite company that has existed under the radar for awhile, and currently merging with their canadian counterpart. Its only a bag when your holding a shitty company. I'm here to buy up all your north American spy satellites anon. Bag holding is from speculation. I'm not speculating. I'm buying all the north american spy satellites.

>> No.19058735

Seriously champ, dilate. You’ll feel better and more “open” to the truth (you losing money)

>> No.19058741
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>forgot pic

>> No.19058745

Kek, I'm just teasing. Hope everything works out well for you in the long-term, friend.

>> No.19058753

Flags should be enforced here.

>> No.19058755

Fuck yeah fuck this cunt up!

>> No.19058761

it broke a support line just to completly ignore a support line later on thats not how a bear trap works
that literally just bouncing of the next big support line, which altough in this case wasn't much below the first one

>> No.19058768

pls make some trips so i can make fun of you later today

>> No.19058769

If they still haven't been implemented already to catch the pajeet shitcoin and biopenny PnDs they won't be implemented for like the only non crypto thread on the board.

>> No.19058770

Nah, flags and IDs are gay, all posting should be anonymous as Mootykins intended.

>> No.19058771

>Check mark shaped recovery.

Its happennniiiiiinnnngggg...

>> No.19058782

Here are your trips, faggot.

>> No.19058783

Recommend me some useful apps bros. I already got yahoo finance and it's pretty good for alarms.

>> No.19058793

to add it could have become a bear trap if there wasn't any support at that height but there is plenty
so how the fuck would anyone think this is a bear trap?

>> No.19058795

Hope you grabbed SPY 295c 5/15 for cheap eod they’re gonna explode

>> No.19058819
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>That IV on NVDA
You get lmao 100$/contract for selling 290 puts for this friday.

>> No.19058823

>uber wants to buy grubhub
>can't actually buy it because grubhub stock price is inflated and doesn't make money
>uber can't afford it because they don't make money
>their reserves come from initial ipo offering from last year
What an absolute clownfest

>> No.19058828

Are we investing today?
All I see is permabull cope from bad day trades

>> No.19058833

Just get more debt, problem solved

>> No.19058836
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3000 party hats or i stay out

>> No.19058840
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First it go down, but now it go up. Bear trap. Simple as.

>> No.19058855

are you going to be buying this "dip" today too with your stock app?

>> No.19058859

Is this OC?

>> No.19058862

>First it go down, but now it go up. Bear trap. Simple as.
yeah shure
good luck gambling away money

>> No.19058871
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There is no dip. Only line go up.

>> No.19058878

>Trump trying to push negative interest rates
I have been calling Schiff and boomertarians retards for 20 years but I will legitimately swing my portfolio to majority gold if I see that even be "considered" by the Fed
Old tech startup logic was being unprofitable but promising and being bought by someone with some serious financials. Now its companies with proven track records of not making money trying to buy other tech companies with proven track records of not making money.

>> No.19058879

Jmoney got a speech today, that only means green as far the eye can see.

>> No.19058888

Pretty sure the announcement today is to assure negative rates won’t be considered.

>> No.19058906

Why make money when you can just get infinite debt? Profit is a spook

>> No.19058916
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you should buy some gold anyway before the train leaves the station

nice quads ya

>> No.19058940

>you should buy some gold anyway before the train leaves the station
I buy if it goes to 1600 or the Fed starts buying equities or neg rates.
Fingers crossed

>> No.19058944

what the fuck do you mean there wasn't a dip wtf was this -4% over night about then

>> No.19058966
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I think it will go up pending news from Jerome and then the dumping on retail will re-commence, probably a bull trap and a bit of crabbing to end the day down 1.5%

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>wtf was this -4% over night about then
Nothing that could stop the green line

>> No.19059004

shill me something (except JCP, tankers, cruises, airlines or divvy stonks)

>> No.19059014

Markets are going to recover on Nancy Pelosi's 3 trillion dollar bail out.

>> No.19059028
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First for VTIQ

>> No.19059029


>> No.19059044

thanks, but looking for something a bit more alive

>> No.19059045
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>except (all the fun stuff)
If you don't want to play with fire you may as well SPY it up and call it a done portfolio.

>> No.19059047

SPXL :^)

>> No.19059049
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I only bought 1 because I don't take financial advice from an Uzbekistani tulip trading forum but damn what a pump. Also that's a meme I haven't seen in years.

They aren't even voting until Friday at least, according to what I have read but you're probably right.

>> No.19059055

i'm looking for a gamble not a collection

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>> No.19059073

ERI looking for 28

>> No.19059077
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Laughing at retarded bulls on Stocktwits is my new favourite hobby

>> No.19059079

You fuckers thought that was a dump? I've taken bigger dumps on some of your mothers.

>> No.19059095
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Tried to submit this as a banner. Literally received no word back

>> No.19059104

I'ma go take a shower and sing my bear call song. June's ES contract is going to go negative, and the bears will show you that they too can have infinite gains.

>> No.19059111

I always go there to look at biopennies and laugh about tards doing TA when the price moves 2 Cents.
It brightens up my day. Im pretty dull, but at least not that stupid.

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Really lukin that buy lmao

>> No.19059125

Hello new friend!

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>> No.19059139

That's what they get for getting Chink knck-off stocks.

I was on NIO and last week switched to VTIQ
Best decision ever.

Never bet against america boys.

>> No.19059156

CSCO earnings is today after hours
WebEx has been yuge
Companies realizing their infrastructure is garbo are buying bigly

>> No.19059162


>> No.19059194

I cant sleep.
I feel something terrible is coming.

>> No.19059216


>> No.19059239

This recession will be far worse than the previous one. You have fucking retards with zero experience buying into the dead cat bounce thinking they're the new Wolf of Wall Street. For 50th fucking time, RECESSIONS DON'T LAST TWO MONTHS.

>> No.19059249

Someone shill me on REMARK holdings ($MARK)

supposed to moon

>> No.19059257

war with chyna. two more weeks, we'll draft these kids and get them out of the house for you.

>> No.19059278

Uhhhh ohhhhh Mumu.... looks like you’re fucked.

>> No.19059280

It already mooned you’re too late

>> No.19059284

Already mooned, dumbass.

>> No.19059290

Based slowpoke bro

>> No.19059296

Don’t waste your breath dude, even the oldest of oldfags here probably only graduated high school in 2008 and haven’t actually traded during an economic crisis.

>> No.19059303
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Hmm. Is this bullish? We're both white

>> No.19059311
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>tfw your gains on the futures melted by 50% overnight
I was hoping for the continuation of the dump

>> No.19059312

Just think about what a boomer would do for their kid's future and do the opposite. They should turn out fine.

>> No.19059319
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Levels of cope are off the charts, Cap’n.

>> No.19059329

Bearish. You’re poor. I can tell by your counter and fixtures. No backsplash either, yikes.

>> No.19059349
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Why the fuck do I still own RDSB?

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this will be our day bears

>> No.19059354

imagine still buying bio shit in 2020

>> No.19059365

So I wonder if he still posts here without his cancer trip. Or if he finally gave up. So many stocks rallying and making moves and he picks the bags hes holding. I dont get it.

>> No.19059366

It will go up eventually. Anybody who thinks oil will go away in our lifetime is retarded. Big oil has been in control of renewables for decades.

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have you told the father yet

>> No.19059398

RDS.B is mismanaged, was trying to buyback shares to reduce the dividend behind the scenes, and is trying to shit entirely to renewables.
No one should touch it.

>> No.19059415

BP, RDS.B or any oil company is an easy 70%+ return in a year or two. They reduced dividends so stock price might even skyrocket. You have to remember Shell has a lot of cash, and oil is very profitable. The good thing about Shell is that it's an international company so if the United States ruins the stock market with unlimited QE, international companies will become more attractive to investors.

>> No.19059420

>futures randomly up 0.7%
>SPY will still open red. lmao

>> No.19059437

Upwards movement on no news and terrible fundamentals is bullish, goy.

>> No.19059454

Market has been crabbing for a month. Up or down. Just do something holy shit

>> No.19059464
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FUCK, I had JCP resting orders all over 0.1 - 0.12

>> No.19059468

>JCP going bankrupt
>have 10000 shares

>> No.19059469

>25% unemployment predicted by optimistic White House
>Fortune 500 CEOs saying they won't hire back because profitability can be higher dumping staff and they fear low demand.
>Demand will be low because no one can consoom if they don't have jobs. Credit markets super tight, 20% down and 700 minimum credit score required for new mortgages or even refis. Home equity loan literally shut down nation wide.
>State and local government, a $3.5 trillion industry about to slash hard as the fiscal year rolls July 1.

Stonks will crater unless they pass that next stimi. So they probably will. Only $6 trillion in the red this year. What could go wrong when they try to sell $6T of notes?

>> No.19059473

How do 2 guys get a pos preg test??

>> No.19059480

>$600 a week stimulus proposed
>work week is usually 40 hours
>$600/40hrs = $15/hour

Democrats may have actually set up a nice 4D chess move here.

>> No.19059483

Did you not see it coming????

>> No.19059487

Next stimulus package will double the expenses this year. They simply cannot hold it up anymore.

Yeah bullish and priced in, i know. BRRRR

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If we have another day like yesterday where the market starts green and gets REKT then the bulls are done and fear is back.

>> No.19059494

You're assuming they didn't take a used one.

>> No.19059499

>He didn't buy the dip
Heh, neither did I. Wasn't expecting it to drop that much in AH but glad there was a pump at all.

People are hopeful for one last pump like when Sears declared bankruptcy. HODL.

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Well good morning

>> No.19059509

One of them has prostate cancer.

>> No.19059511

>black dad
the most bearish play

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>> No.19059518

They already did run out of paper. We haven't had normal supplies of toilet paper or paper towels for two months.

>> No.19059530

Bobos don't get that stocks are an asset and store of value. The Fed has basically said "no large caps will fail this summer, unlimited access to debt, we will buy junk." Sure, stocks are way over priced by traditional measures, but where else do you go?

Oil? Lel.
Cash? Maybe but $6T deficits might cause inflation down the line.
Bonds? Junk bond cov lite leveraged loan shit was below 5% from 2009-2020. The Fed kept rates too low for too long and now even moderate inflation will turn virtually all fixed income out there into negative real yield toxic shit. The bond market dwarfs the stock market and will become totally illiquid with slight inflation because yields are trash.
Gold? No one wants all their capital is volitile shit like precious metals or crypto.

Stonks are backstopped by the US government and you'll see any pull out conning because the market's value is driven by government policy right now.

The market might dump if US interest goes up. Why stay in iffy stocks that will dump once the government stops propping it when there is infinite safe T notes to buy?

>> No.19059538

lol who tf spends $18k on a watch? Like, just look at your phone or at any of the screens around you. Shit's more of a stupid tax than lottery tickets.

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>> No.19059553

Is it true that bullcucks have small dicks like a babby? Asking for a friend btw

>> No.19059557

I wish, maybe then my RTXs would go up!

>> No.19059561

>stocks are an asset and store of value
>Gold? No one wants all their capital is volitile shit like precious metals or crypto.

>> No.19059562

Moon to $8 from what it is now >>19059284

>> No.19059563

Why are you such a manchild bitch?

A watch is the only acceptable jewelry a man can wear.

>> No.19059576

I recognize that name from the LK screencap.
Vstm is actually a good swing.

>> No.19059582

Stop looking at S&P retard. Most components are down YTD. NYA and RUT have made almost zero progress since the "recovery" and with yesterday it makes an even better basis for a crab argument.

Go look at equal weighted S&P.

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>lol who tf spends $18k on a watch? Like, just look at your phone

>> No.19059588

Correction. Extremely old faggot here. Class of 2000. I've missed out on so much money over the last 20 years or would make you sick. We didn't have all these Robin hood casinos and magic phones when i was your age. If you wanted to learn about a stock in my day you needed to be proactive and reach out to investor relations departments so they could send you quarterly reports through the snail mail. And your dividend statements came in the mail....you guys have no idea

>> No.19059591

its a clown world

>> No.19059596

He's not wrong, have you never looked at the historical chart?

>> No.19059619
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The us currently fills most criterias of corporate fascism without doing the actually good aspects of fascism. (Which is killing niggers in minecraft ofc)

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Should I short netflix?

>> No.19059639

>>he doesn't know
not gonna make it, ever.

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imagine outing yourself this hard and being unironically this retarded. NGMI

>> No.19059662

So close to passing 1900 profit for the first time. Will I do it, lads?

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It's the dollar that's volatile. Not to say that there aren't de-coupling events, and because of that Au can express both inflationary and deflationary events separately, but that occurs every day in every other asset class as well, even if it shouldn't.

>> No.19059667

every time the bears claim it's going to dump, we get a huge turn around overnight and it pumps, looks like the little 2% dip yesterday is all they could pull off and half of it is already gone.




>> No.19059670

For the memes I almost want to go all in TUP gang.

>> No.19059671

Loading up on ONTX, shit will hit $2 relatively soon

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>> No.19059690

That's the most reddit thing I have ever heard

>> No.19059696

puts on tsla?
You are a crazy bobo.
Tesla only goes down when absolutly everything goes down or when Musk tweets something crazy.

>> No.19059699

>shilling all that shit pennystock.

There's a general for your kind, go there.

>> No.19059711

there are literally nobody shorting it now, shorts are at the lowest, its time to strike, just give me a strike and a date man !

>> No.19059719

Says the faggots who always ask people with watches for the time or don't work where you can't fuck with your phone.

>> No.19059729

>no large caps will fall
I have some bad news to tell you about JCP, HTZ, AAL....

>> No.19059730

Are u dumb? Are bulls really that dumb? SP500 dumped nearly 2.8% yesterday and futures are currently crabbing. We open exactly and close

Fuck bulls are 1 IQ animals.

>> No.19059741
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No one with half a brain becomes a politician, that's why the government consists mainly out of dumbfucks and scammers who are either too dumb to understand that they are being played by the lobby or suck dick on purpose. Most of the voters vote based on very superficial and irrelevant issues.
The best candidate the demoshits could come up with is a senile old pedo. The other choice is a reality tv guy who promised a lot last time and did a complete 180 after he was elected.
Welcome to democracy.

>> No.19059759

Rich people wear watches and beyond telling time it tells other rich people how rich you are.

>> No.19059766
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FRO is mooning premarket, thanks 4 the free money /biz/

>> No.19059773

so is today and tomorrow the last days to pile up shorts/puts on wti oil for the crash on friday/monday/tuesday?

>> No.19059778

An $18k watch doesn't tell time any better than a $20 or $200 one idiot.

>> No.19059783

Buying more WELL after the nice dip.
Some anon sold me on it a bit ago and I have been dumping all my leftover change on it since then. Under 1% of my portfolio but highest % return I have right now. Going to DCA until that shit moons.
/smg/ bros are in this together. See you lads on the high seas!

>> No.19059786

Another day of commodities and euro options making more money than stink market for me. I'll take it I guess. And I shall start shorting Nikkei. No actually short both Nikkei and yen. Fuck weebs

Only bubble bulls. For treasury and gold bulls it's been a nice one way (only up) ride

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>(CNN) - Abie Rohrig had just turned 18 when he told his mom he would be donating a kidney to save a stranger's life. Her answer: No you're not. He did it anyway -- the organ went to a man about his age -- and his mom was so inspired she went and donated a kidney herself.
>So Rohrig expected her to understand when he told her that, for the benefit of humanity, he may volunteer to become infected with Covid-19.
>It turns out "she's more worried than she was about the kidney thing," said Rohrig, now a 20-year-old college student who lives with his parents in a New York City apartment.
>"She was like, 'What? What? I don't know,'" he said. "She's skeptical."
>Rohrig is one of more than 16,000 people -- most of them young adults -- who have signaled their support for a controversial method of speeding up the development of a vaccine by intentionally infecting dozens of volunteers. The signees of the online registry -- a new website called 1 Day Sooner -- have all checked a box next to the statement: "I am interested in being exposed to the coronavirus to speed up vaccine development."

how bullish is this?

>> No.19059806

Sold out 2 weeks ago, could have done better but meh

I'm pretty sold on there being a 2nd wave, Vladond Drumphie has opened things up too soon because of alt light faggots and probably self-owned himself out of being a 2 term president, 100k deaths is basically guaranteed now

>> No.19059821

the watch doesn't even have to function. have you no sense of style?

>> No.19059823

Bullish in that this retard won’t pass their genes on

>> No.19059825

>Gold is volitile and decouples from the dollar, even during periods of low inflation/deflation for other asset classes.
>but it's not volitile even if it loses value in dollars and all other world currencies because this one element is the one true store of true value because we goldbugs say so.

Ok, but no richfags are dumping into gold, and if they did , it's value would radically alter, before plunging as people pulled out for other assets after things stabilize, thus demonstrating my point.

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What's the play today, frens?

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>Fuck weebs

>> No.19059833

I'm getting in today/tomorrow yeah.

Goodest goy

You sure?

>> No.19059835

Some of you guys are alright.
Don't buy the volatile stocks today. Just a heads up.

>> No.19059844

give me a strike for a tsla put bro,

>> No.19059847

CSCO is a dog

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How can I short wh*te people?

>> No.19059868

This gif just makes me mad... like every time it loops I just get even more pissed off at it.

>> No.19059872

All in UPRO

>> No.19059873

Old musky casuing abit of a shit storm, his deliberate and bare faced tricks to manipulate his stock in the past few years is only going to be against his favour until the sec get sick of his shit and put him in jail.

I have never encountered anyone as based as fucking musk, only got rich from paypal and he only just about managed not to get kicked out of that.

>> No.19059878

>all markets red
>mutt bulls actually think they'll pump today

>> No.19059884

What the fuck is going on in this gif

>> No.19059885

Shorting TSLA isn’t going to work well. Even if you’re near you will make money going long and then just jumping out when you think it’s out of steam. I’d say it can go to at least $1,000 before the next significant dip.

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>> No.19059906

You're just jealous cause ontx holders will 6-10x their investment soon.

Guys i'm telling you, buy ontx asap, shit will moon soon (already up 10% last 2 weeks it´s not too late

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>> No.19059911

I love that the delusion is still at peak levels.

Bubble bulls need to die asap.

Gold did me some good shit lately

>> No.19059919


The Producer Price Index for final demand declined 1.3 percent in April, seasonally adjusted, the
U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. This decrease is the largest since the index began
in December 2009. Final demand prices fell 0.2 percent in March and 0.6 percent in February.
(See table A.) On an unadjusted basis, the final demand index moved down 1.2 percent for the 12
months ended in April, the largest decline since falling 1.3 percent for the 12 months ended
November 2015.

>> No.19059934

Yeah being bull in gold is just great since 2018. Just closed my gold swing btw. Still has few 10s upside but Im gonna need lot of firepower for what's about to come , enjoy the ride

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>> No.19059948

You're the one getting desperate faggot.

Go shill your PnDs elsewhere.

>> No.19059960

Laughing at permabulls right now.

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That's wrong. Spot is set against the dollar and physical is king. Paper gold was (mostly) fraud. Thus you can expect large movements to be mostly silent. Moreover, in losing value, it's still hinged on the dollar so in exchange you're still getting a good approximation of the USD value held. This relationship decouples over the long term when yields are considered secure.

Notice Sept. of '19, the purple box. Security was perceived to be slipping all of 2019, Sept. is when it really took off and debt started visibly collapsing. [Smart] People started into gold?

>> No.19059971

what are they trying to do?

>> No.19059992

Priced in Baggie. We are heading for the 4000 S&P500 in summer.

>> No.19060007

I can't wait anon, I can't wait :S

>> No.19060024

based on what?
why would company numbers be better than a year ago?

>> No.19060033

Look at the chart.... demand just keeps falling and falling. At this rate people are going to be giving their shit back to the producers because they can't pay their loans.

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>> No.19060045

Funny to see how this general is all about 3x ETFs now

I've only been shilling TQQQ for 2 or 3 days

The real chad play is buying 30% Amazon, 30% Google and 30% Microsoft, 10% Tesla calls though, all ending as far into the future as possible. 2022 is the minimum, 2025 would be a literal money printer

>> No.19060050

wtf bearbros I thought it was supposed to be a red day

>> No.19060053

Can't decide if I want to expand my BP and Airbus positions or have cash to ride another s&p crash.

>> No.19060056

Why is JCP mooning in the premarket? Up 30%

>> No.19060061

Stanley Freeman Druckenmiller is an American investor, hedge fund manager and philanthropist. He is the former chairman and president of Duquesne Capital, which he founded in 1981. He closed the fund in August 2010 because he felt unable to deliver high returns to his clients.

>Quit because he was a loser

Bullish indeed

>> No.19060065

they are trying to avoid bankruptcy

>> No.19060073

Wow DRUCKENMILLER says it, a faggot whose name I hear for the first time!
Anon Says TQQQ Is The Play of The Century

>> No.19060076

Fuck off retard shoeshine boy. I can tell you’re brand fucking new talking about buying calls that don’t even exist yet.

>> No.19060078

in 15 minutes Jerome's going to say. We've run out of paper and ink. Remember to space your selves out 6 feet and wear ppe when waiting in line at your local credit union.

>> No.19060079

SCO master race, best oil ETF(3x inversed) there is.

Buy now that oil is high

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>not buying a $50 casio that will out survive you, your children and the apocalypse


>> No.19060096

should I short some?

like 500 bucks?

>> No.19060097

If he mentiones negative rates I will fucking kill him

>> No.19060099

Lemme just buy some 2025 calls real quick lmao

>> No.19060103

Link to powel speech?

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if Wayfair goes up today im gonna be really pissed off fucking crab market

>> No.19060110

I would be so wealthy. My equities would instantly double.

>> No.19060114

Sounds like it's almost time to get my own toilet paper making machine.

>> No.19060122

Now I know you have an account in the low 5 figures at best. Sell and never come back.

>> No.19060126

>talking about buying calls that don’t even exist yet.
I have 2022 and 2023 calls in my portfolio. Of course I can't know if anyone has access to any calls further into the future, so I use the word "would" in the relevant paragraph. Most understand that "would" signifies a hypothetical.

>> No.19060127

Based on the ultimate bazooka powell is dropping now.

Checked and not priced in based.

>> No.19060129

>What is Theta
Please go back to Pleddit.

>> No.19060130

are negative rates bullish for the stonks? It literally means there is nowhere to put money except the stocks right

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Wahey. Passed 1900 profit for the first time.

>> No.19060142

No, it means stonks is not where you should be putting money

>> No.19060145

Unrealized gains are not profit. It's not a profit until you sell

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The United States ot America will never have negative interest rates.

>> No.19060168

not only untill you sell, but until you feel it in cash, otherwise he will just blow that on the next trade

>> No.19060174

Youre both idiots. Is this the typical smg poster?

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Tucker Carlson shit on the Pelosi bill yesterday so the senate neocons are going to reject it

>> No.19060204

Go ahead and short it then

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>> No.19060213

Well if Jerome brings rates negative, they'll pay you to take out the loans, so I'm so fucking confused.

>> No.19060217

shill me some stonks

>> No.19060234

Many people take money out then put it back in market. It's only profit if you spent your gains

>> No.19060235

His name was Silvio the retard

>> No.19060239

Why are there a shit ton of chinks in the comments?

Is something about to happen?

>> No.19060251

Then we will have the biggest stock market bull run in human history. All problems solved? Right?

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Why tho

>> No.19060269

Mr smartass, please show me examples of markets ATH in places with negative rates
Oh yeah....

>> No.19060292

>Powell walks out on stage
>"ok, let's cut to the chase; we're dumping $3 trillion dollars into ETF's"
>[oos, sighs of relief, and shutter clicks]
>[riot breaks out]

>> No.19060293

What will Amazon be worth in 5 years?
4000-6000 USD
Best time to buy is now

>> No.19060311

Powell's conference:

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>stop looking at the thing you’re trading

The retard here is you

>> No.19060320

Everyone is buying BTC and gold expecting negative rates.

BTC just spiked to 9150.

>> No.19060327

They're fucking late

>> No.19060328

o fugg seeing him be so serious makes me anxious

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>> No.19060351

Oh fuck Powell is a bear.

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>> No.19060357

what is with this racism

>> No.19060365
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Powell is dying of corona

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>> No.19060382

kys chink

>> No.19060390

where's the one with closed captions for the hearing impaired, or the american sign language?

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Told you fuckers. Get out now. Don't be greedy

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The big boys got out, thanks for holding their bags lmao

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>> No.19060401

>Pardon me

>> No.19060404

Are you retarded? He has a dry throat he is not coofing.

Someone bring him some water.

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So guys, I just learned that the "halving" has nothing to do with halving btc supply
Also why mine 1000101's and not just print it
Is crypto known to be a scam or am I ahead of the curve?

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>> No.19060428

>wake up
>Powell explaining BRRRRRRRRRR

What did I miss

>> No.19060431

Watching the SP500 drop while jpow practically declaring everythings fucked kino

>> No.19060437

As I type this NASDAQ futures +.35% BTC/USD +3.7%, something to watch as the day goes on.

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>> No.19060444

Should've bought inverse ETFs yesterday ;_;

>> No.19060445

Ok. Who do I buy in this dip at open. Wells Fargo or oil

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>> No.19060467

I'm going to fucking cry

>> No.19060497

>going forward...

>> No.19060499

>So guys, I just learned that the "halving" has nothing to do with halving btc supply
>am I ahead of the curve?

Your so much behind the curve that it's not even funny.

>> No.19060560

It did shoot up, but is on SSR today and tomorrow. I'm still holding thru today. I wouldn't get in till after a crash.

But long term they do have confirmed contracts with Disney, casinos, and sports arenas, so....

>> No.19060570

I hate myself for not buying after market yesterday.

>> No.19060624

Until that 15$ only buys you a single Big Mac. Then they'll be clamoring for $30

>> No.19060642

ok poo

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>risk $29,000 to gain $100
>stocks immediately plummet as we enter a global great depression
>nvidia at $160 by eow
>$80 by eo(2nd)w
>crabs at $40 for a decade
>you made a $100 tho so...

>> No.19060810

It's not an airline, its customers are still taking delivery because they dont want to loose their spot in the 7000+ airplane waiting line (known as airbus delivery backlog)
Also they dont want to go to boeing because they dont want to kill the few customers that they will have.

>> No.19060850

fuck with musk, you'll be left in the dust.

>> No.19060878

How safe is my jblu @$8?

>> No.19061114

This, I had Tesla puts two weeks ago and got absolutely raped.

Now I’m getting raped going long on Wells Fargo and tankers

If I just did the opposite of what I think is right i would literally be rich by now

>> No.19061147

I would buy wells desu for long term at least

>> No.19061253

Idk i was just taking a guess. However it's an airliner and i dont feel comfortable buying those.

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