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>> No.19039977
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>> No.19039984

It's not immoral, it's fucking creepy
Grow up

>> No.19039996
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I bought in with the rest of my cash reserves

You can call your Rabbi and tell him to dump it now

>> No.19039999

Thoughts on this Uber offering to Grubhub? I might jump into Uber here around $32.50

>> No.19040017
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>salami
>sauerkraut
>peperoncinos
>sweet teriyaki glaze
>all within a toasted bagel
literally the best sandwich I've ever had

>> No.19040037

>>19040017
that sounds damn good ter

>> No.19040048

NOOOOOOO THE OUTCOMES ARE INVERSE TO THE POSITIONS I HAVE TAKEN (THIS IS NOT TO MY LIKING)

>> No.19040049
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>>19039984
Careful you might give a bunch of weebs heart attacks. Their "fluffy" bodies can't handle the shock of you questioning their pixel waifu.

>> No.19040052
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does tda flag day trading if you have a cash account? is there any way i can day trade without the 25k?

>> No.19040073

UPWK FLYING

>> No.19040076

>>19040052
If you don’t have margin you should be fine. You just have to wait for cash to settle

>> No.19040084
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>>19040017
where is Lunchbro???

>> No.19040092

>>19040017
rip based skizo programming guy

>> No.19040093

>>19040076
This
I make a few trades a day on a small TDA portfolio and never had any issues with waiting for cash to settle
Sometimes its annoying but just wait a day

>> No.19040095

>>19040052
>does TDA obey FINRA regulations

>> No.19040132

>>19040095
Only applies to margin accounts

>> No.19040138
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Once again, /smg/, I told you so

>> No.19040145
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>almost bought COTY this morning

>> No.19040155
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OP pic is probably my favorite onions.

>> No.19040159

AAAAAH FUCKING MGM RELEASED A REOPENING PLAN FOR ALL US LOCATIONS WHY DOESNT LINE GO UP!!!!

>> No.19040196

>>19040159
That increases expenses with few travelers. Sounds bearish

>> No.19040209
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What fucking retard would buy wayfair stock at this price

Why does it keep going up FUCK

>> No.19040227

>>19040132
he's still subject to reg T though

>> No.19040232
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Why are people trying to compare this crash to 2008 and other previous crashes? Obviously, the other crashes were manmade or due to financial negligence but this year's crash was due to a natural phenomena which is the coronavirus. It's going to be a V-shaped recovery isn't it?

>> No.19040239
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>>19040159
Haha, remember mumu? You said it yourself... The market doesn't reflect the economy.

>> No.19040242

>>19040092
Terry was the greatest. I miss him so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0o16xpXAs4

>> No.19040246

>>19040209
You could buy a cheap piece of furniture instead and make them lose money

>> No.19040260

>>19040232
>he doesn't know

>> No.19040272
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>> No.19040281
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19040281

trailer park REITS will probably do well over the next few years. What are a few slum lord stocks to invest in?

>> No.19040285

>>19040232
>Obviously, the other crashes were manmade or due to financial negligence
So is this one.
>It's going to be a V-shaped recovery isn't it?
no. everything is fucked, but stocks will go up because free money

>> No.19040289

>>19040227
Right. That’s why I said he has to wait for cash to settle. If he makes 6 day trades but each trade only uses 10% of his cash then he’s golden

>> No.19040293

Why is there an entire thread dedicated to tankers? I thought that meme was over. Are they just bag holders or is there a real play?

>> No.19040297

>>19040159
Dunno. Is this actually "news" or is it something everyone expected?

Could be due to the new cases of COVID19 in Wuhan, some worrying overt that.

>>19040232
It was triggered by a health emergency, but the conditions for the recession were in place. But yes, V-shaped is still one of my base cases.

>> No.19040307

>>19040293
Its cope

>> No.19040311

>>19040281
Whichever datacenter REIT that hosts Reddit's servers.

>> No.19040315
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>>19040232
because they are midwits trying to justify shorting the bottom

>> No.19040319

>>19040293
It's the tanker bagholder containment thread

>> No.19040328

>>19040232
I heard it will be a w shaped recovery.

>> No.19040337

>>19040307
I figured because I was immediately filtered for asking why they’re shilling tankers after contango ended.

>> No.19040338

Should I liquidate the majority of my energy stocks to go all in on $OKE?

>> No.19040347

>>19040293
A whole thread full of sunk cost fallacy retards. It will only disappear once every single one of them gets margin called and winds up destitute. But even then they will be screaming about muh best quarter ever and muh special divvies

>> No.19040351

>>19040232
>the other crashes were manmade or due to financial negligence
>it's not manmade
>it's not due to financial negligence
topkek

>> No.19040355

>>19040315
>being rational means someone shorted the bottom
Oh, so it's bait.

>> No.19040357
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>>19040315
>the bottom
Imagine believing the worst is over.

>> No.19040365

I don't really look at my brokerage account that much. I just pull up the S&P,T,DIS or MRO tickers on google from time to time. If the S&P is green, hey all good for me. I've made more money. Why those tickers? Cause that's where the bulk of my investment money is.

>> No.19040369

>>19040328
I heard it will be a Z shaped recovery

>> No.19040372

I think I’m Addicted to penny stocks

>> No.19040373
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>>19040232
Here’s a hot tip: many of the problems from 2008 have not been fixed.

The market needed a correction and the virus was a perfect excuse to do so.

>> No.19040390

>>19040369
It will be a Q shaped recovery, my dad works at NTDOY, trust the plan.

>> No.19040392

>>19040372
No, you are addicted to gambling.

>> No.19040394

>>19040365
What’s the point of you posting this? Walk me through your thought process

>> No.19040403

MRO's on fire today... glorious isn't it..

>> No.19040411
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Boy I sure am glad I own TGTX!

>> No.19040412

>>19040373
>implying they will be fixed
>after QE4
lol

>> No.19040413
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Lockdowns need to end.

>> No.19040417

>>19040394
You must be new to not remember blogposters.

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>>19040076
>>19040093
thanks chads, just called and switched to a cash account

>> No.19040427

Bros believe in the BABA pump

>> No.19040446

>>19040390
Definitely a œ shaped recovery.

>> No.19040457

>>19040394
Cause there's more to life than just obsessing over every little what have you that happens to your investments. Some people get so addicted to micro managing shit that they forget that there's more to life than just that.

>> No.19040458
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>>19040417
I’m just doing my civic duty by trying to make them realize how retarded they sound

>> No.19040459

>>19040315
It's bait but I appreciate the image anon. Tights are amazing.

>> No.19040462

>>19040373
>correction
>dip 30% and then recover 80%
>"All fixed guys!"

>> No.19040471
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who /cunning/ here?

>> No.19040474

OH NO NO NO
>THE BOBO
OH NO NO NO
>THW FAGGOT. BOBO

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA NO NO NO

>BEAR
HAHAHHAHAHAH
>THE BOBO

>> No.19040476

>>19040411
did you listen to the earnnings?

>> No.19040477
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>>19040462
the crash was fake and gay all along

>> No.19040479

>>19040457
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THIS IS MY LIFE

>> No.19040490

>>19040457
>Cause there's more to life than just obsessing over every little what have you that happens to your investments. Some people get so addicted to micro managing shit that they forget that there's more to life than just that.
normie_get_out.jpg

>> No.19040491

>>19040458
That's a cute frogator

>> No.19040492

>>19040462
>>19040477
And all the bigboys bought the dips that you sold.

>> No.19040494
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Rate my gambling portfolio

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>>19040494

>> No.19040502

What are some discounted tech stocks that still have the potential to moon?

>> No.19040506
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>>19040476
yeah what about it

>> No.19040515
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>>19040494
>Wayfair puts

Pump it.

>> No.19040527

>>19040494
>WFC is a gamble
I like to think of them as a small hedge against an actual V shaped recovery.

>> No.19040532

Looks like the lunch downturn is here. Buy your cheapies while its down and prepare for the post lunch pump.

>> No.19040533

>>19040494
the expiration dates are way too soon

why would you do that to yourself

>> No.19040539

ahhhh what is tqqq doing?

>> No.19040540

>>19040477
>>19040492
The real crash hasnt even begun yet. We are in 2007 cope and delusion. 2008 is just around the corner.

>> No.19040551

>>19040471
Basedo

>> No.19040554

>>19040540
Sadly but true. 2008 looked fine too and everyone believed the V shape recovery meme

>> No.19040565

>>19040477
>massive deleveraging
>bag dumping gets mixed in, because why not
Not sure how that can be fake and gay, but you do have good tastes.

>>19040492
They're going to trade them, definitely, they'll work both the buy and sell side to their advantage. But they're not going to keep markets afloat any longer than it suits them, and they'll be the first to exit if it suits them.

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>>19040471
C
UN
NNY
All in

>> No.19040571

>>19040502
UPWK

>> No.19040572

>>19040494
Thanks I finally know what to buy

>> No.19040583
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Now that the first part of the W-shaped recovery has peaked, when are we going to be able to grab some more bottoms?

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>>19040554
>>19040540
Yeah I unfortunately agree as well. It’s painful to be mostly cash but I think it’s the right choice in the long run. Now simply is a bad time to enter the market.

>> No.19040607

>>19040583
Check back in around 3:50.

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>>19040413
Ok Elon

>> No.19040612

>>19040583
I'll grab your bottom if you're not careful.

>> No.19040613

How are airlines still going down?
Is air travel just fucking finished for good?

>> No.19040614
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how do i long my nigga tekashi 69?

>> No.19040616

>>19040583
You should long sobriety and short whatever wood alcohol you drink every night.

>> No.19040619

>>19040506
I didn't listen yet, wanted to know if there's anything in there

>> No.19040621

>>19040571
Quick rundown? Why is it all of a sudden mooning?

>> No.19040624

>>19040613
Compounding debts.

>> No.19040627

>>19040591
Obviously depending on your portfolio, but the upside is very minimal compared to the ATH of some indices. Either you miss out on a few percentages of gains or you save yourself from a huge second leg down.

Slowly switching to cash positions myself right now as bulls cannot break 295 SPY for several days now.

>> No.19040629

>>19040613
yes

Boeing said today that a major airline is going out of business soon

https://twitter.com/howardlindzon/status/1260204165655072768

>> No.19040633

>>19040614
KO + Pfizer

>> No.19040641

>>19040159
Delusional plans

>> No.19040646

>>19040621
>muh social distancing
>mass unemployement
>online freelance site

>> No.19040650

>>19040613
Buffett was an idiot for selling his. Righ...right? I thought SMG WAS SMARTER!!!!11

>> No.19040654

>>19040613
>No guidance on when air traffic might return to normal.
>Massive layoffs incoming.
>Reductions in fleet.
>Debt issues abound.
Air travel won't die, but it's going to hurt for a long time yet.

>> No.19040659

>>19040613
people still need to travel, no? boeing should eventually recover

>> No.19040670

VGT RED ANONS

>> No.19040671

>>19040571
Thanks I finally know what to buy

>> No.19040674
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>>19040633
>the shit I've been buying
well you might as well say Eli Lilly and Barrick Gold too.

>>19040650
>Buffett was an idiot for selling
wew lad

>>19040629
>Boeing said today that a major airline is going out of business soon
wow so maybe puts on one of those transport ETFs

>> No.19040688

POOPOOO PEEPEEE

>> No.19040709

>>19040619
not really

same story as every quarter

>> No.19040717
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Do I need to commission a cunny version of the TMDX OCS to get you guys to buy it? This really is going to be worth upwards of $90 a share in the next 10 years and I’m trying to help you out.

These guys are the next UTHR.

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if we count since 24th of February then we are in the 85th day of coronavirus crisis

there's no way that this shit will just be over in 3 months - not after so many recovery attempts denied

>> No.19040739

>>19040613
AOC inspired terrorist attacks to save the world form climate change.
>>19040717
O shit it's Harold.

>> No.19040758

>>19040613
Air travel existing doesnt mean the companies will be worth anything.

>> No.19040770

>>19040373
>all that photoshop
They're men.

>> No.19040775

>>19040758
Airlines are strategic resources
Literally too important to fail

>> No.19040780

>>19040017
Bro...

>> No.19040797

>>19040775
Globohomo is collapsing kike deal with it

>> No.19040802

>>19040730
Most of those attempts weren't even made during market hours.

>>19040775
So, we nationalize them? Like oil? And the banks? And the defense contractors?

>> No.19040806

>>19040775
Yes, but that doesnt mean they make money.

>> No.19040813

>>19040614
R U DUM STOOPID OR DUM HUH?

>> No.19040825

Ain't it nice knowing that if you dumped money into your S&P fund when shit was at it's lowest your basically guaranteed gains out the ass for the rest of your life? Cause it took 100 years before the S&P crashed this low. So when the next time this happens we'll all be dead.

>> No.19040861

>>19040775
They can go bankrupt, get "restructured", wipe out every last penny of shareholder equity, and resume operations with a new ticker symbol. Happened with American back in 2009, I day traded them up and down while they were talking about bankruptcy and made some decent money. Those who went long got wiped out as their shares were disconnected from the company and that ticker became an empty shell.

>> No.19040866

>>19040825
>he bought the "dip"
Youre gunna face a hard reality soon.

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top volume of the day lads

>> No.19040885
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top options vol

>> No.19040887

>>19040870
Wow, that's sad lel.

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>>19040797

friendly reminder:
jew haters are destined to lose money
God wills it.

>> No.19040917

>>19040885
>all those calls
hmmm...

>> No.19040925

>>19040896
What about self-hating Jews?

>> No.19040930

>>19040870
>>19040885
thank you sir

>> No.19040935

>>19040802
Yes
>>19040797
American strength is predicated on a few things, control of the skies being one of them.
Fuck the jews.
>>19040806
No but it means the government cannot let them go to zero even if.. >>19040861
were to happen
It's the same with GM and Ford.
These companies cannot be lost.

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>>19040925
of course

>> No.19040944
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>>19040866
>he says, for the fifth week straight

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19040970

>>19040885
>those ET LEAPS
Maybe I should just go all-in ET

>> No.19040984

>>19040944
I have calls, doesnt mean that the market is magically not fucked.

>> No.19040994

>>19040935
GM got restructured and shareholders were wiped out

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>>19040970
Reminder to not go all in on ET in your Roth because if your MLP disbursements are over a certain amount it opens your account up to serious tax fuckery.

>> No.19041032

>>19040994
>implying I give a fuck about shareholders
Don't be a retarded lemming and you wouldnt be bagholding a company right before restructuring

>> No.19041037

>>19040941
What about "secular" Jews, as if there could be such a thing?

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>>19041028
Exactly, all my MLPs are in a regular taxable account

>> No.19041062

>>19040896
>>19040941
>kike watches anime
yikes

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>>19041037

obviously no

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Worth looking into. Pic related.

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>>19041032
>implying I give a fuck about shareholders
Thanks for shilling the companies then, sport.

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Buy the dip on SAVA. Data soon.

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>he's making big moves. crab it.

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REPH just dropped hard and has a long history of quick recovery. Just bought

>> No.19041118

>>19040471
AAAHHHHH I must constantly edge to anime and cooooom

>> No.19041125

>>19041094
>pic
how can one even take such enormous bait?

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>>19041062

>> No.19041134

Do 2020 newfags think violent daily moves are normal?

>> No.19041138

Should have shorted NET after selling my long at the top.

>> No.19041151

>>19041062
>>19041126
He's studying for future subversion

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>>19041118
this but unironically

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>left work early without telling boss to get food for my dog because the store that sells the brand he likes closes before I leave
>I was legit done with all the tasks and would just idle on a chair anyway
>he was in town too
>got a missed call and an angry voice mail
It's over

>> No.19041161

>>19041073
Gimme a qrd

>> No.19041162

>some guy shilled vtiqw beginning of march
>chucked 1k into it
>up 138%
what the fuck
is this some pnd happening? do i sell everything? i forgot what this company even does

>> No.19041204

>>19041063
>accepting Jewish secularism
Unbased.

>> No.19041207
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What are some anime stocks worth buying?

>> No.19041210
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>>19041125
>cries out in pain

>> No.19041235

>>19041210
Women will cry out in pain or pleasure depending on how you strike them.

When you know, you know.

>> No.19041236
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>>19041162
they just acquired a very promising company called Nikola to make electric big rigs

>tfw someone outside /smg/ told me about them last week and I didnt listen

>> No.19041244

>>19041125
Because, goy, you aren't allowed to criticize your masters
Now get back to work !
My dividends need replenishing

>> No.19041251
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>>19040896
Wait, then how am I making money?

>> No.19041254

>>19041210
the low resolution of this image makes me think its fake and gay

>> No.19041265

>>19041236
are you the husky shitstain?

>> No.19041271

>>19041161
>Gimme a qrd
QRD Queer Resources Directory (internet database; Los Angeles, CA)

>> No.19041274
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what are you guys eating for lunch?

>> No.19041283

>>19041251
you'll come around soon enough

>>19041265
i dont get this reference

>> No.19041309
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>>19041254
Maybe, never verified myself

>> No.19041314

>>19041274
Nothing. I only eat a single corn dog for dinner each evening while I research my next day’s potential investments.

>> No.19041315

>>19041207
I bought some BILI but I refuse to do any more than a few shares because fuck the CCP.

>>19041244
Or it’s just more strawmen fake accounts like your favorite “doctors and lawyers” fake rabbi. Or every fake Facebook post you fucks make for the upblyats.

Enough with the unfunny off topic bait.

>> No.19041317

>>19041283
Your posts have only further galvanized my opinions about jews

>> No.19041320

>>19041274
How poo poo taste

>> No.19041331

>>19041320
they're tendies retard

>>19041314
cringe

>> No.19041332
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>>19041317

like anyone gives a shit

>> No.19041336

>>19039959
*WARNING*

THIS IS THE TOP

SELL NOW

OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR BAGS

>> No.19041348

>>19041332
You're here outing yourself as a jew...why?
Like anyone here gives a shit lol

>> No.19041354

>>19041348

I hope youre all in on airlines faggot

>> No.19041357

>>19041331
Looks like shit
Fucking nasty nigger food

>> No.19041363

Can a rally sustain itself entirely based off of two sectors?
Tech and health are the only things really going up, everything else is crabbing away or outright dropping.
Can it last?

>> No.19041365

>>19041274
shepherd's pie

>> No.19041369

Go MRO, go.. $12 a share here I come...

>> No.19041380
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CRAB CRAB CRAB

>> No.19041383
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.19041389

>>19041354
Lol thanks for playing

>> No.19041395

>>19041380
Based
Ima go make cup#1

>> No.19041403

>>19041363
No. It can't, and it won't. That doesn't mean that people won't flow into the other beat up sectors if there's enough positive sentiment to make them think that the worse is over. If they're not doing it now, then that likely means that everyone is skeptical of the rally, and are just waiting for the first catalyst to pick a direction.

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>>19041274
Uncooked ramen.

>> No.19041405

>>19041389

post your P/L from today kid

which one is too big to fail exactly
AAL? UAL? DAL??

maybe the government will step in and save PanAm before they go bankrupt

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how shit I just woke up! OIL IS PUMPING TODAY, i just sold everything, im up 11.7%

>> No.19041409
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MRO OOOOOOOOO

>> No.19041418
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19041418

Give me the quick rundown on Uber. Buy or avoid?

>> No.19041431

>>19041406
based

>> No.19041434

>>19041418
Avoid. Uber fake and gay.

>> No.19041440

>>19041405
I can't believe how easy it is to trigger kikes
You are just like niggers

>> No.19041443
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>>19041440
ok lol nice chat

>> No.19041444

WAITR

>> No.19041448

>>19041357
I guarantee you I eat better than you poorfag

>> No.19041450

I'll never forgive you niggers for telling me not to get MRO at 3

>> No.19041476
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>>19041443
Cute slut

>> No.19041482
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Remember anon, cool kids do KO

>> No.19041494

>>19041482
Too dependent on secondary markets for my taste

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>>19041450
This isn't even MRO's first trip over 6 since the crash. Look for a reversal in the coming days and then buy in.

>> No.19041516

>>19041482
>less than 4% yield
>$45 per share
>max short-term upside around $65
Nope.

>> No.19041534

$USAC mooning reminder me a lot about $ET mooning, which ultimately dipped and stayed low. Thinking about cashing out of $USAC before it dips.

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>>19041444
AR

>> No.19041538
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>MRO

>> No.19041547

>>19041482
Not touching your bags m8 even if you use the same broker as me

>> No.19041550

>>19041516
find me a stock with >4% yield that can grow over 50% in the short-term like KO can

>> No.19041554
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>>19041482
Unironically might be better off next year than any of us
Still
>Rate my holdings big brain aniki

>> No.19041559

>>19040896
Good pic.

>> No.19041569

>>19041534
>USAC dip
Please do, payday's on friday

>> No.19041571
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>>19041535
This is Waitr

>> No.19041573
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how do 2d girls even compete

>> No.19041580

OKE hitting peak.

>> No.19041593

>>19041573
>tattoos
Disgusting

>> No.19041594

>Wayfair
>bid size: 1
>ask size: 1
Yeah, totally not manipulated, it just so happens that there is like one buyer and one seller that are probably the same person filling every single order that comes through.

>> No.19041602

>>19041573
>tattoos
Well 2D girls can't get HIV for starters.

>> No.19041604

>>19041569
Huh?

>> No.19041611

>the S&P500 will never be below 2900 again

>> No.19041613

>>19041573
This is a picture. Im sure yo have the "real" thing.

>> No.19041616

>>19041573
based and fuckanime-pilled

>> No.19041622
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>>19041594
the only people buying are absolute retards and former shorts throwing in the towel

it needs to go down
my comfiest short position rn

>> No.19041631

>>19041550
EURN, DHT, FRO, PPL, BPF, BPY, PSI, and many others.

>> No.19041632

>>19041611
Checked and Confirmed
t. Titor

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>>19041573

>> No.19041643

>>19041611
>the S&P500 will never be below 2950 again
>stagflation confirmed

>> No.19041654

Are any of you invested in foreign companies?

>> No.19041657
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19041657

What is this pattern called

>> No.19041666

>>19041635
THAT


DUMPTRUCK

BREHS

SAUCE

>> No.19041677

>>19041654
I bought some OTGLY a while ago

its got no volume though I dont recommend anyone touch it unless you want to hold for years

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>>19041573
>tattoos
THOTS BEGONE

>> No.19041690

I'll let you in this one /smg/, but I wont spoond feed you.

Certain US company is outsourcing 5G antennas from some 3rd world country, preparing for deployment.

>> No.19041695

>>19041594
New people don't know what options are, Wayfair is attracting the new millennial women

>> No.19041697

>>19041657
https://youtu.be/DtVBCG6ThDk

>> No.19041703

>>19041622
Yea. But when will it go down. This isn't sustainable for much longer right?

>> No.19041704

>>19041657
Shooting star

>> No.19041717
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>>19041703
I dont know
I guess when we run out of retards

>> No.19041723

Damn the banks are dumping again today, who the fuck is selling at this price?

>> No.19041724

>>19041690
I know it's not SpaceX, we've been testing their shitty antennas for awhile now.

>> No.19041726

>>19041383
Dividends are your fren, but premium is your gf

>> No.19041729

>>19041657
Rising bent dick

>> No.19041732

>>19041635
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.19041743

AMAT starting pump before earnings

>> No.19041746

>>19041622
I mean it's just one firm or maybe a handful of firms buying and selling around a set price to each other over and over to make it look like legit growth, the retail retards crowd in and fuel the fire, and then the firms exit once the price is reached and leave the retail retards with bags that they can never get rid of. This is why you can't just short when the thing starts falling, in the span of a single day it will drop like 50% because the coordinators of the scam exit at the exact same moment.

I guess I asked for this by getting involved but I really thought this thing would dump after hitting 190, I guess they're aiming for 200? There are an awful lot of 200 calls for May 15 and the market makers don't want those exercised though.

>> No.19041748

>>19040870
>>19040885
So I'm meant to inverse this right

>> No.19041750

>>19041635
I hate women

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Hello everyone, I have arrived for the day

>> No.19041802

>>19041686
Yeah tattoos are nasty

>> No.19041825

>>19041094
That's a troll.
Right?

>> No.19041847

>>19041784
Sell straddles

>> No.19041850

oh btw fuck anime

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>>19041686
>>19041602
>>19041593

2D is like pic related. keep licking the snozberrys your fucking retards

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>>19041743
Earnings is like 50 hours away...

>>19041825
It’s a twitter screenshot generator most likely.

>> No.19041884

>>19041602
>>19041593
>>19041686
Your taste in women is a tattoo.

>> No.19041894

>>19041847
How much does straddling even make and don't you need a huge account to do it safely?

>> No.19041909

>>19040017
Wtf are you talking about? None of that shit complements one another.

>> No.19041940

Load some vitq on any dips! Market cap is headed to $1B easily. If NIO can be at $4B, VITQ will surpass NIO.

>> No.19041942

>>19040232
Right, tanking the global economy over a virus isn't a man made problem. Maybe this hasn't sunk in for you idiots but putting the economy on lockdown is not like putting it in pause mode.

>> No.19041947

God this training video is boring as hell. But I'm getting paid to watch it so.. 2nd one of the day.

>> No.19041951

>>19041884
lmao got 'em

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>>19041850
>>19041855
based

we'll be working from home for a while guys the normies are here to stay


just a quick reminder it's ok to consider hormone therapy there's a ton of resources out there to help you make a decision and stick with it

>> No.19041968

>>19041156
Record some fart noises and send that back.

>> No.19041977

should I buy SFIX?
shit has only gone up but I feel its stupid overvalued

>> No.19041988

>>19041940
VTIQ sorry.

>> No.19042011

>>19040373

2008 was over a decade ago you fag

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>>19041957
nothing wrong with 2D and 3D racks and braps, fellow WFH anons. I tend to 2D because there's a lot of faggots that sperg out and get mad that there's 2D on a tibetian throat singing help group.

>> No.19042016

>>19040403
The fire rises, brother

>> No.19042019

I'M FUCKING CRABBING

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>>19041957
That's a man

>> No.19042030
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DKNG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19042047

>>19041957
>it's ok to consider hormone therapy there's a ton of resources out there to help you make a decision and stick with it

trannies are a mental disease
just like depression
from both people are killing themselves

only some idiots like you and sjw twitter shilles even encourage trannies on their way to killing themselves

>> No.19042051

Line go sideways ; /

>> No.19042063

>>19041723
Well, fear over the possibility of negative rates could leave banks flat over the summer. Usually it's buy the rumor, sell the news, but today we appear to be selling the rumor as well.

As always do your own DD and risk analysis, but I tend to agree there are some long term value plays mixed in there today.

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Nope. No good. I'm going back to bed. Not even going get up for powrowr.

>> No.19042102

Is BYND going to reach ATH this time round?

>> No.19042108

>>19041723
Wait until the tech stocks are finally popping and you will see the real prices.

>> No.19042114
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>>19042012
the face is completely different. 2d is just weeb cope that asian girls are actually ugly af and need to be drawn with white features.

>> No.19042134
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>>19042094
YOU GOT TO GOT TO
WAKE UP

>> No.19042138
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>watching eman continuously moon
when's it going to be my turn?

>> No.19042139
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>>19041957
>so obsessed with trannies he’s trying to convince men to trap so he can jerk off to their pics

>>>/lgbt/

We get it.

You’re a faggot.

Go where your friends are, faggot.

>> No.19042151

DKNG IS KING

>> No.19042159
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>>19042114
hot things are hot. who cares unless you're some kinda fag?

>> No.19042162

>>19042139
hey dude it's all good

have you decided on a new name yet?

>> No.19042167

It's amusing that a single person with a somewhat informed opinion of the O&G industry brainwashed probably hundreds of people into tanker stocks to the point that it got its own general.
The guy probably sold all his stocks 2 weeks ago when it peaked, while these idiots wait for kingdom come.

>> No.19042185

>>19042151
i thought sports were cancelled
what are people betting on right now

>> No.19042200

>>19042167
That was Irrational Exuberance™ if I ever saw it.

>> No.19042205

>>19042185
Oil contracts

>> No.19042212

>>19042185
If the stock markets is green, red or grey.

>> No.19042221

NEW THREAD HERE
>>19042208

>>19042208


>>19042208

>> No.19042231

>>19042200
It's because not enough anons are being encouraged to do their own analysis and info hunting and instead fomo balls deep into something that has a greater than a paragraph flowery explanation.

>> No.19042258

>>19042185
Whether Bobo will save us from the tyranny of Moloch or not.

>> No.19042265

>>19042221
>294 replies
well at least there won’t be 3 new threads I guess

>> No.19042275

>>19042167
It was me, I had good intentions at first but then I realized I can't save retards from themselves.

>> No.19042285
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buy buy buy

>> No.19042355

>>19041988
Hell I might bag some. $25 today. 300 or more later. If Tesla's mad gains are any indication that is of the possible profit.

>> No.19042380

>>19042231
Survival of the fittest.

>> No.19042528

>>19042162
You’re not clever
You’re just an incel faggot

If they never closed r/incels we wouldn’t have to deal with your shit

>> No.19042677
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Boring day

Going back to playing magic the gathering

>> No.19042801

>>19042114
>implying 2D is not based on white features

>> No.19042835

>>19041894
I shoot for 3-5% premium over the month long duration of the options. You don’t need much, 5 figures.

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>>19040138
You have got to plug harder. I haven't heard a word of this outfit.