/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19025757]

DIE. FOR. MY. SALARY.

[Anonymous No.19025779]

Based Musk.

[Anonymous No.19025816]

>>19025757
He reminds me of my ceo.

Which makes me hate him. I used to be indifferent, and thought he was amusing to observe, but now, I hate him.

[Anonymous No.19025843]

>>19025757
>implying anyone is dying

[Anonymous No.19025846]

>>19025757
Based, fuck wagies

[Anonymous No.19025856]

>>19025757
and just like that, conservatives forgive musk for all the "fraud" and welfare he and his companies receive. spineless cucks

[Anonymous No.19025876]

If it means I get to be productive and help the mars mission WHILE earning a paycheck, gladly. I wish I could live in his factories. They're much safer than the cucked outside. I'd even accept less pay for the privilege. Sorry anon, people like you will ngmi when we leave this planet.

[Anonymous No.19025880]

>>19025757
>people want to work in exchange for money
>noooooooooo you can't work don't you see you're being oppressed aaaaaa
fuck off commie

[Anonymous No.19025909]

>>19025816
That's because you're now seeing the real musk, not the carefully constructed hip and funny image of him.

[Anonymous No.19025963]

Look at him coercing them to work with force what an ebil man California’s latinx politicians have the right idea make California aztlan again viva la raza

[Anonymous No.19026061]

>>19025757
>>19025779
>>19025816
>>19025843
>>19025846
>>19025856
>>19025876
>>19025880
>>19025909
>>19025963
Really make you think why he wants to ramp up production now when no one is buying his memelectric cars

[Anonymous No.19026091]

>>19025757

Yes, goyim. The 0.01 death rate meme virus is gonna get you. He’s sentencing these poor workers to a death march.

[Anonymous No.19026120]

>>19025757

[Anonymous No.19026127]

>>19025757
t. commie

[Anonymous No.19026133]

>>19025757
do they get pension if they die?

[Anonymous No.19026138]

>>19025757
I hope Corona-Chan gives him what he deserves. I love that bitch

[Anonymous No.19026172]

>>19025843
>implying anyone who does die isn't going to sue the fucking shit out of Tesla, given he's opening the factory illegally and entirely against local medical orders
Can't buy himself a Jury out of that, not this time. Tesla is also a public co. - he is placing shareholder capital and the entire operation at risk solely because he's a pig-headed manchild who singularly fails to grasp the meaning of the word NO

[Anonymous No.19026181]

>>19025757
his only job is to sell tesla stocks

[Anonymous No.19026205]

>>19026181
>his only job is to sell tesla stocks
>Just recently said Telsa stocks were overvalued

[Anonymous No.19026216]

>>19025757
Musk is Based

[Anonymous No.19026231]

>>19026172
>>implying anyone who does die isn't going to sue the fucking shit out of Tesla

Remember there's legislation trying to get passed that can relieve any companies of fault if their employees get sick or injured due to coronavirus caught on the job

[Anonymous No.19026236]

>>19026172
No one will die. Corona is a moderate cold.

[Anonymous No.19026244]

>>19026236
That's what trump said

[Anonymous No.19026247]

>>19025757
>people should never work again and the government should just keep printing money to pay all of us
>the virus kills 1% of people over 65 that get it, we just can't risk killing those people!

fucking mind boggling mental gymnastics from the retarded portion of our country

[Anonymous No.19026299]

>>19025843
The meat packers that had a covid party have started dying. But keep telling yourself it's just a coof, you won't understand reality until you or someone you love dies or is permanently handicapped by covid.

[Anonymous No.19026300]

>>19026205
going for the reverse psychology

[Anonymous No.19026318]

>>19026231
>trying to get passed
yes - and without wishing to get technical, that means there is no such legislation in place rn. And I doubt anyone is going to get that through retrospectively, not even in Murica.

[Anonymous No.19026352]

>>19026091
No, but the 0.2% death rate, roughly, for the age groups of his workers means that for every 1000 workers, about two will die. Have fun minimizing that, you asshole.

[Anonymous No.19026383]

Imaging being scared of a common cold.

[Anonymous No.19026418]

What a time we live in. Americans celebrating corporate rights over the government. Truly the dystopia where actual nation-corporations rule the citizens is coming fast as they cheer this precedence. And from America, the land of the free even.

[black-star !x8ngkAZjXE No.19026440]

>>19026061
He knows he has to compete with every other EV in the market now. He won't have the long lasting ford like dominance.

[Anonymous No.19026452]

>>19026299
Good thing I hate everyone so I guess I'm good.

[Anonymous No.19026475]

>>19026236
>No one will die.
> well, maybe 60,000 or so, but that's it
> we're at 80,000 now? Well, that means it's about over right? Let's open back up!
> What do you mean it's spiking right back up? It already peaked! It was supposed to be over!
In the real world, the latest developments are that kids are no longer safe, they just develop different symptoms and end up with life-long damage to their hearts. Anyone who has arrogantly shared their "just a cold" opinions irl would do well to stay out of sight for a while. You know how you shouldn't give people stock advice, because if it goes up they will never thank you, rather the opposite (they want to think they came up with it themselves, and you stand in the way of that illusion) whereas if it goes down, they will hold you responsible? Well, it's kinda like that, except this time they will hold you responsible for the death of a parent, husband or child.

[Anonymous No.19026484]

>>19026418
literally nobody is forcing anyone to go to work, you can stay at home or quit altogether if you're a faggot scared of a boomer virus

[black-star !x8ngkAZjXE No.19026506]

>>19026383
this is my least favorite meme

[Anonymous No.19026535]

Im happy as fuck my ceo got us declared an essential service months ago, idk why people want to go on unemployment and make like 3x less. At least in my industry, there's no way my wages would be topped up because there's no way we can do our jobs from home.

[Anonymous No.19026551]

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PROTECT YOURSELF FROM CHINK AIDS, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK TO MAKE MONEY FOR YOUR JEWISH OVERLORDS

[Anonymous No.19026570]

>>19025757
So many people will die because of this :'(

[Anonymous No.19026573]

>>19025757
>OP is actually scared of the coof

[Anonymous No.19026585]

>>19026506
I see that the objective truth makes you very unhappy.

[Anonymous No.19026586]

>>19026484
That's not the point. The point is, if one company can shit all over the state authorities and get away with it, it sets a precedence other corporations will follow. And they'll keep pushing more and more to own you, testing boundaries, seeing how far they can assume control over themselves and the people beneath them. The future you defend is a future without nations, but corporations.

[Anonymous No.19026596]

>>19026570
Not a single one of us will die from this.

[Anonymous No.19026611]

>>19026299
They're all dying, they're all going to die. I'm so fucking scared... Elon and everyone who defies quarantine should be jailed indefinitely

[Anonymous No.19026629]

>>19026418
I think that's still better than a commie government dictating on what we should and shouldn't do.

[Anonymous No.19026640]

>>19026586
>The future you defend is a future without nations, but corporations.
that's exactly what i want, i support anarchocapitalism

the weak must fear the strong

[Anonymous No.19026644]

The letter of law is crumbling around us

[Anonymous No.19026648]

>>19025757
I don't understand why this guy is idolized so much. The guy is an absolute psychopath. His neurolink project is going to open the gate to having people get their minds read and reprogrammed by the government or whomever. That's the fucking end game of it. Doesn't give a shit that a deadly virus is going around and thinks that his meme car business is more important than people's health and lives. I don't trust him one bit.

[Anonymous No.19026677]

>>19026611
Only the weak subhumans die.

[Anonymous No.19026688]

>>19026629
>a commie government

I don't think anyone's argued for a communist government. Not letting corps own you and holding them accountable =/= commie

[Anonymous No.19026695]

>>19026551
Only rich billionaires and evil Jews want to end the lockdown... Oh and stupid Republicans

Anyone sane wants to #StayHome until Bill Gates finishes his vaccine

[Anonymous No.19026701]

>>19025843
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HECKKIN BOOOOMERINOOOOSSSSS

[Anonymous No.19026728]

day of the rope for any and all neoliberals and their bootlicking sycophants when

[Anonymous No.19026735]

>>19026629
It's funny because dictating what you can or can't do is exactly what corporate states will do
>>19026640
>anarchocapitalism
>implying
Corporations will own you, your child, your property so don't think about defecting. It's the opposite of anarchism. The strong is the corporation you were born into. The weak is you.

[Anonymous No.19026754]

>>19025963
mexican detected

>>19026205
after he got the option to get some 700 million in $$

>>19026383
coronaviruses are a family of viruses, you absolute retard

>>19026640
>anarchocapitalism
lel, you'd get shot as soon as you implement such system

[Anonymous No.19026756]

Interesting how split the opinion on corona is. Haven't been on biz since 2017, and it's really gotten so much less toxic on here, and way more liberal. Unironically congrats on this biz

[Anonymous No.19026792]

>>19026735
>implying i'm not gonna build my own empire or die trying
unlike you i believe in myself

[Anonymous No.19026801]

>>19026756
hey thanks, you can head on back to Rebbit now, you niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.19026817]

>>19026754
>lel, you'd get shot as soon as you implement such system
right because killing people for no good reason is the most profitable move

[Anonymous No.19026819]

>tesla onions cuck boys
lmao

Why does tesla attracts this? The fan base is literally a onions cuck club.

[Anonymous No.19026833]

>>19026756
It's the same shit as always. One day you have LOL WAGECVCKS thread, the next BASED EMPLOYERS LETTING US WAGE. Like every other non-niche board, half are contrarian to the other half, and change "stance" the moment something else comes along.

[Anonymous No.19026865]

>>19026792
>build your own empire
>some megacorporation with a private army liquidate your body because bullets are cheaper and faster, so they can build another workers barracks where your cuckshed was
Narcissism will get you eradicated by the strong.

[Anonymous No.19026894]

>>19026817
>no good reason
in a society were money = power, stealing from rich people surely is a really good, profitable reason.

[Anonymous No.19027460]

>>19026475
Kys and go back, whiny redditor

[Anonymous No.19027702]

>>19026383
based

[Anonymous No.19027710]

>>19026299
Already had it, and I'm a severe asmathic, I've had much worse flus. Considering the damage is already done by the brrrr, I don't mind staying home at this point while working. Obviously still weary about the unconstitutional imposition of movement restrictions, but like I said at this point they've already fucked us

[Anonymous No.19027728]

>>19026792

~tips fedora~

[Anonymous No.19027801]

>>19027702
Why can't people understand the idea of appropriate sample space

[Anonymous No.19027802]

>>19026754
>coronaviruses are a family of viruses, you absolute retard

and all of them cause the common cold in humans you absolute retard. Six of them to be exact. Now seven?

[Anonymous No.19027822]

>>19027801
Why are you making up excuses for still being wrong a month after that pic was made?

[Anonymous No.19027834]

>>19026648

because he's rich and has a hipster wife so both neocons and shitlibs can worship his family

[Anonymous No.19027844]

>>19026648
Extremely reactionary response

[Anonymous No.19027857]

>>19026475
Its over nerd.

[Anonymous No.19027862]

>>19026418
America is going tits up, I'd rather align myself with an entity that will take me off this wild ride

[Anonymous No.19027865]

>>19026172
Ok boomer.

[Anonymous No.19027888]

>>19026475
>muh media sensationalism
>think of the kids!
Get fucked faggot

[Anonymous No.19027901]

I read somewhere that Elon is a Jew. Is that correct? His mom is “canadian”, likely a Jew.

[Anonymous No.19027921]

>>19027822
Retard, you're like a degenerate gambler at the bookies betting on the horses and only recording wins, concluding that he has a 100% win rate. Learn some rudimentary probability and statistics before you ever come back here Pajeet. I bet you're a fucking engineer.

[Anonymous No.19027926]

>>19027901
Oh fuck, yup his mom is a kike, no wonder his dad hated him. He’s a kike too! DROPPED

[Anonymous No.19027928]

>>19026352
Since when did so many cocksucking kike faggot redditors show up?

[Anonymous No.19027936]

Why I Hate Elon Musk
https://youtu.be/mOzSeZ-swls

[Anonymous No.19027942]

>>19027921
>>19027822
Ah I see I misread "who" you were and you were simply too autistic to see that I was agreeing with the image posted.

[Anonymous No.19027956]

>>19027926
a good chunk of modern english names are adopted from hebrew you moron

[Anonymous No.19027998]

>>19027956
>haldeman
>man

OH FUCK, it’s over. Either his mom is a kike making Elon a kike, or his mom kike blood is paternal meaning that Elon is a crypto Jew. No wonder he succeeded, EVERY FUCKING TIME. The Jews always win. Fuck this era, RACE WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.19028019]

>>19027802
>and all of them cause the common cold in humans you absolute retard.
just, no. go read the fucking wikipedia article on common colds and then come back.

[Anonymous No.19028127]

>>19025757
I literally do not know a single person who has the Chinese virus.

[Anonymous No.19028152]

>>19028019
dude you're genuinely retarded
six coronaviruses affect humans
all of them cause cold symptoms to varying degrees of severity

[Anonymous No.19028162]

>>19026754
Its a text book common cold. I am not dumb enough to buy into this hoax hysteria. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.19028278]

>>19028152
>dude you're genuinely retarded
>six coronaviruses affect humans
X affects humans, some variations of X cause Y, therefore X also causes Z!

>>19028162
>Its a text book common cold
common colds don't destroy your lungs, don't cause hypoxia and hypercoagulation of your blood, and don't spread as fast as this virus

but whatever. don't forget to inject your dose of disinfectants.

[Anonymous No.19028346]

>>19028278
Thats right little sheep, just stay inside and destroy the economy and give all your rights away because authoritarians made you scared over a little coof.

[Anonymous No.19028413]

>>19028278
yeah you are retarded
this info is readily available online

[Anonymous No.19028432]

>>19028278
>common colds don't destroy your lungs, don't cause hypoxia and hypercoagulation of your blood, and don't spread as fast as this virus

neither does this virus by the way
lol

[Anonymous No.19028441]

>>19028346
Let me guess, american?

[Anonymous No.19028535]

>>19028346
Lol elon is a dumb faggot if hes such a billionaire genius then he should be able to slow production for a few weeks and pay his employees to stay home and be safe. Since they are being exposed so much to china in his factory, all the parts come from china

[Anonymous No.19028563]

>>19028432
Lold

[Anonymous No.19028641]

He's not forcing employees to return. If they don't feel safe they can stay home. People who want to work should keep their right to do so.

[Anonymous No.19028693]

>>19028641
No shit but he isnt paying them to stay home cause hes a kike so they are being forced

[Anonymous No.19028700]

>>19025757
>Dying

There is no serious risk of dying of Coronavirus for young healthy people. Stop fearmongering.

[Anonymous No.19028717]

>>19025909
>That's because you're now seeing the real musk

Still awesome. People should be allowed to go to work if they want.

[Anonymous No.19028747]

>>19026418
>What a time we live in. Americans celebrating corporate rights over the government

The freedom to work beats government totalitarianism any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.19028781]

>>19026648
> Doesn't give a shit that a deadly virus is going around and thinks that his meme car business is more important than people's health and lives.

People decide what their own safety is worth, not the government. If they decide the risk is worth it, then that’s the end of it, communist.

[Anonymous No.19028879]

>>19028781
Yeah let's make drunk driving legal too. Just let people do whatever they want. What could go wrong

[Anonymous No.19029078]

>>19026475
>mfw three months from now nothingburgerfags will get lynched in the street

Somehow, this would make it all okay.

[Anonymous No.19029148]

>>19028700
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.19029506]

>>19028693
No. The workers have the free choice to chose not to afford food and rent by not working. This is what America was founded on and crucial for the thriving of a greater Israel

[Anonymous No.19030585]

>>19025757
So Starlink causes the corona disease, and to confuse people, he plays the controlled opposition.

[Anonymous No.19030618]

>>19029078
how will you lynch someone in the street when you're too scared to leave your house lmao

[Anonymous No.19030897]

>>19030618
>nothingburger has never heard of a mask before
Not surprising really, they don't seem bright enough to grasp the concept

[Anonymous No.19030914]

>>19030897
so, what you're saying is we can reopen the economy if people are given masks?

[Anonymous No.19030921]

why does he make /g/ and /biz/ seethe?

[Anonymous No.19031112]

>>19025880
People would rather get free money from unemployment

[Anonymous No.19032429]

>>19030921
/g/ dont like him either?
must be his winning personality

[Anonymous No.19032447]

>>19030921
Just because he has/had a large Reddit soiboy fandom.