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>the Jew fears the self trimmer

How are you saving money during lockdown /biz/?

>> No.19025440

>>19025419
>not putting some paper towels down on the floor for easier cleaning
pretty retarded desu

>> No.19025462

>black hair

Disgusting.

>> No.19025475

>>19025419
what a retard.
just shave over the floor without a shirt on and take a shower.
easier to sweep/mop it up then glob it out of sink.

fuck.

but good advice.
shaving saves alot of money. and time.

>> No.19025480

I've been doing it for a while
Say what you will but I had a girl admit she liked me after I had a #3 cut for a while

>> No.19025482

>>19025440
>not doing it in the bathtub to flush it all down the fucking drain

>> No.19025500

Shaved head/ginger beard master race reporting. I prefer going to this boomer shop to touch up my beard but have just been doing #2 on beard and electric razer on the head

>> No.19025509

>>19025482
hair doesn't go into the sewer system

>> No.19025515

>>19025482
not worth clogging the drain for

>> No.19025519

>>19025419
I cum on my food before I eat it to add extra protein amid the meat shortages and food price increases

>> No.19025525

>>19025419
Every haircut you give yourself is like 5+ dollars the jews dont get in taxes

>> No.19025527

Shaved head checks make me laugh. 90 percent of females like men with full heads of hairs instead of looking like dyke lesbians.

>> No.19025532

I forgot to say in the OP: fuck kikes, nigger, jews, trannies, and most of all jannies.

>>19025482
Asking for clogged drains. You should use the tub if you can, putting a towel too, but I don't have a mirror there nor a hand mirror.

>>19025462
t-thanks, but it's d-dark brown..

>>19025440
whatever I needed to clean anyway

>> No.19025542

>>19025419
Haircuts are one of those things I would rather not go cheap on

>> No.19025568

>>19025527
I went with #8 and about #4 on the sides, I don't look shaved at all, and it's better than looking like a fucking Beatle since I can't go to the barber due to the lockdown.

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>>19025419
hhrrrnnnngg
oh god..
im gonna..
im gonna GROOOM

>> No.19025649
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>>19025419
You use trimmer to cut your hair and not a cliper? I can't cut my own hair anymore because when I use trimmer it fucks up I need to buy a real clipper man, check out what I was using to cut my hair, very bad quality

>> No.19025672

>>19025542
This

>> No.19025692

>>19025649
Can anyone recommend a good clipper? I sometimes get lazy and dont shave my head a week and need to buzz it off before using an electric razer. My trimmer always spunds like it struggles

>> No.19025694

>>19025649
I honestly don't know the difference sorry. I have a Remington HC5600 which I bought a few years ago, it's in the pic.

>> No.19025697

>>19025419
christ, what did that come off of?

>> No.19025699

>>19025568
what clipper did you use and how did you hair looked like after that 8 on top and 4 on sides?

>> No.19025716

>>19025509
>>19025515
>>19025532
I assumed that's why OP said the jew fears the self trimmer. if you do this in a rented property of course

>> No.19025729

>used to have extremely lush blonde hair
>buzz it all away at age 22 before going camping innawoods for a month
>it never grew back
Don't do the same mistake as I did

>> No.19025745

>>19025649
is that even a trimmer? it looks like something a woman would use to exfoliate her feet or something

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>>19025716
top kek I'm actually loling at your interpretation, noice

>>19025699
JUST

>> No.19025758

>>19025729
People around you have been spiking your shit.

>> No.19025763

>>19025419
I increased my mothly investment money from 2000 to 2200

>> No.19025774

>>19025692
man I gonna tell you any clipper that has 8 different size of clippers will do the job if you live in america you can buy any clipper above 50$ usd and it will do the job for more research youtube it before buying, wahl brands are the top tier quality

>>19025694
Damn you really use a trimmer with no clippers in it? could you show me how your hair looks like after the cut?

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>> No.19025789

Nothing more pathetic than an Italian that larps are white

>> No.19025792

>>19025776
It's that Sergei?

>> No.19025832

>>19025756
doesn't looks very good to be honest I don't know why but is better than letting your hair grow like a homeless poorfag, I'd try to fade on sides and your up hair doesn't looks #8 look more like 3 or 4

>> No.19025836

>>19025776
fucking CSI posters

>>19025774
Oh, clippers are the little comby things. Yes I used them, see the pic.

>> No.19025862

>>19025745
yes it's not even a trimmer, My grandmother throwed it in the trash and I picked up I wish I could have 10 USD to buy a clipper but too poor.. if you want help me out sending me some $10 USD in BTC I"d be happy thanks.

>> No.19025874

>>19025832
the problem is, according to /fit/, that I have a gay alien skull

>> No.19025903

>>19025756
ahahah terrible hair cut...should spend money on haircut instead

>> No.19025945

>>19025874
it looks better than long hair for sure but there's something wrong, try to cut 1 or 2 in sides and 5 or 8 in up see how it goes. my skull is worse tho.

>> No.19025986

>>19025945
Yeah I wanted to go further but this is my first time doing this shit, so I chose to stop as soon as it looked acceptable. Next time I'll play some more. Also I need a fucking hand mirror.

>> No.19026043

>>19025480
I've gotten compliments from hairdressers who USED TO GET MY BUSINESS. Cutting your own hair is awesome I've got a slightly a-symmetric thing going on and have gotten only compliments.

>> No.19026067

>>19025756
he looks like he got JUSTed

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>>19025462
>hair
disgusting low testosterone incel

>> No.19026157

>>19025419
Two large garbage bags. One layed over the sink and one under you that you stand on. After shaving roll up each bag into a ball. Mes cleaned up. You can shake the bags off outside to get rid of the hair and reuse them for next time.

>> No.19026185

>>19025542
Nigger spotted

>> No.19026210

>>19025440
what is a vacuum cleaner?

>> No.19026238

What kind of a schizo do you need to be to think haircuts are a jewish plot?

>> No.19026257
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19026257

by going bald at 22 AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19026259

>>19025756
eh its not that bad but you do have a bit of just fuck my shit up flares in this photo but I'm sure they'd brush out if you were to have a ZOOM conference or whatever the fuck you do, those other racists are just being mean because they're jealous that you're white.

>> No.19026369

>>19026259
are you mentally ill? how I'm racist your fucking dumbass? I was being honest with him your fucking mongol I gonna get your IP and rape your whitey ass

>> No.19026661

>>19026100
shut it, steinbergenson.

>> No.19026935

>>19025758
I meant buzz as in buzz cut

>> No.19027020

>>19025419
I'm saving money to buy stocks I wanted cheaper in the wake of the crash.

>> No.19027050

>American
>has shitskin hair

Cannot make this shit up

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>>19025756
Close enough.

>> No.19027127

>>19025419
Probably been to the frieseur once the last 20 years.

>> No.19027200

Making my own pizzas

>Bread machine costs $6 at thrift stores
>Flour, yeast, warm water, olive oil, salt goes in bread machine
>Press the button that says "dough"
>Do whatever you want for like 2 hours
>Cut it in half and flatten the two pieces
>Put whatever toppings you want on your pizzas
>Oven them at 375 F for 20 minutes
>2 large pizzas cost you like 4 dollars and they taste way better than anything the pizza shop will ever deliver
>Never order pizza again

>> No.19027245

>>19027123
Thank you, this is now my new profile picture everywhere.

>>19027200
Absolutely based. I'm also cooking a lot. You should look into making homemade pasta. It's dead easy and cheap as fuck.

>>19027050
I'm not american. Seethe harder.

>> No.19027558

>Be apparently the only person in America who knows that clothes can dry without the help of a $500 water evaporating machine
>Hang clothes on drying rack
>They are all dry when I get around to wearing them
>I don't even put them away in the closet so this takes me no more effort than if I used a dryer
>Don't pay for $500 dryer
>Pay like $20/month less for electricity
>Clothes last forever, never have to buy clothes

>> No.19027683

>>19027200
I'd tell you to buy a pizza steel and crank your oven to 550F. You'll have crisp crusts and they take 12 minutes to bake a most.

>> No.19027689

doing meal prep with big bags of frozen chicken and rice and im lifting homemade weights with tire rims and water bottles
>the Jew fears the home gym

>> No.19027773

>>19025419
>lockdown announced
>gf's senpai is in murica
>gf fucks off to murica before orange man closed borders
>don't wanna be left alone in possible habbening, fucked off back to mom's place
>mom is insanely happy to have me back home after 10 years
>wfh for more than 2 months now
>not a single expense in 2 months
>even quit smoking, I don't wanna smoke at mom's home because I don't wanna make mom sad
Thanks, Corona-chan.

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19027845

It's a bit fucked, but it's better than a buzz.

>> No.19027874

>>19027845
wash your hair

>> No.19027880

>>19025419
I have no idea how to trim my beard. I just grow it out full then shave it off when I get sick of it.

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>>19025756
>>19027845
t-the average /biz/ user looks like THIS??? i don't belong here bros

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>>19027845
I made you something

>>19027934
I'm not sure what this means

>> No.19027972

>>19027773
Wow eurocucks must have been fucked so hard by Muslims. They enjoy being cucks and BBC

>> No.19027984

>>19027874
On it. I worked up a sweat bby.
>>19027689
Nice. I got some 50lb bags of wood pellets from lowes for $5 for farmers walk. Few DB and a pullup bar. Missing a bench tho so I wanna go back to the gym.
>>19027962
Hahahaha

>> No.19027985

>>19027934
skelly bro?

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>>19027985
I kind of look like Sergey. Probably 20-30lbs slimmer. These fucking niggers are Chads.

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>>19027972
(You)

>> No.19028132

>>19027934
Biz is the most Chad of all the boards, of course.

>> No.19028178

>>19028068
CRT masterrace. Absolutely based