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>> No.19009303
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19009303

it's fucking over

>> No.19009307

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIQUIDATE ALL POSITIONS

>> No.19009308 [DELETED] 
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19009308

Green day my brothers

>> No.19009329

>>19009308
wtf my guy

>> No.19009330

> Check SPY 2 minutes ago, 293.95
> 292.67
Fall faster you bitch

>> No.19009341

it cost them billions to pump futures to +0.5% and now it's down -0.2%, amazing

>> No.19009353

AHHHH BULLBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?!!?

>> No.19009354

can i short the PRC?

>> No.19009367
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19009367

PPT team is at lunch right now. Don't worry bull frens.

>> No.19009374
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19009374

Are you fucking kidding me

They're desperate, aren't even trying to be subtle anymore

>> No.19009389

>>19009374
Based, going to buy those ETFs right now

>> No.19009405

>>19009374
yo what are those ETFs????

>> No.19009410

>>19009374
ayo so what ETFs are listed

>> No.19009420
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19009420

I only respect cunny and bull or bear leverage ETF holders, bros.

>> No.19009434
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19009434

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19009437

>>19009374
That is insanely bearish. How bad are things if they’re trying to fuck over retail quite so hard?

>> No.19009443

Europe is 20% undervalued
they are going to reopen almost everything by May 18
what are you waiting to buy?

>> No.19009445

>>19009374
Jesus Christ..


(so are you gonna post ém or what?)

>> No.19009455

>>19009445
They don’t exist. This is bait right?

>> No.19009473
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>>19009374
>biz media explicitly says don't fight the fed
This is wildly bearish.

>> No.19009476

OH NO NO NOOOOO
BULLBROS???? WHAT HAPPENED???

>> No.19009477

>>19009455
I can't even tell anymore.

I stopped using logic weeks ago.

>> No.19009479
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19009479

who /ratio spread/ here?

>> No.19009483

oh shit look they aren't able to buy it back up

>> No.19009487

>>19009443
>20% undervalued
>GDP in eurozone is most likely to drop 9%-10% this year
>Exports wont recover
>Most countries are solely based on tourism like Spain, Italy, Greece - wont recover and are already dead anyway
>Unemployment rate increased further and further

>> No.19009491

>>19009479
Looks dumb as fuck

>> No.19009497

how important is this 292 rejection on the SPY ? are we bearish again? or shall we wait unti the 18th of May ?

>> No.19009498

>>19009491
This kills the crab

>> No.19009499

>>19009483
Maybe waiting a bit to see if there will be organic buying more than selling. Once it gets to -100 I'm sure they'll rev up the brr machines

>> No.19009500

Thank fucking Christ I liquidated everything on Friday.

>> No.19009504

>>19009443
European Banks are probably more hosed now than NA banks were during the GFC

>> No.19009506

>>19009499
they might have actually run out of money for today i think

>> No.19009508
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19009508

uhhh why are futures red ??

>> No.19009510

>>19009479
>infinite risk
no thanks , ill take my vertical spreads

>> No.19009519
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19009519

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ABANDON SHIP

>> No.19009526

We're back bullbros, bears getting too cocky.

>> No.19009535

>>19009508
Downward snib.

>> No.19009545

> Treasury yields increasing
> Small caps leading the way down
It's going to be green somehow anyways.

>> No.19009567

Shit guys i think this is it. I'm selling my positions in pre market and buying some inverse exposer etfs

>> No.19009569

is there a good virtual stock market app/site that I can play around with without investing any money?

>> No.19009574

>>19009567
TVIX?

>> No.19009575

Stop fighting infinite government money, bears. You're only going to get hurt.

>> No.19009579

USO-

Good? Bad?

>> No.19009583

>>19009569
thinkorswim, from TDAmeritrade

>> No.19009600

mnuchin and co pumped it from open -0.5% to like +0.6% and now it's still fucked and at -0.3% if it gaps down open today is fucked

>> No.19009610

>>19009579
Leveraged commodity ETFs are either designed with the intention of scamming retail investors, or the people who make them are clueless and do it anyway.
They are confusing to retail who think they see a "deal" but don't understand anything about contango.

>> No.19009611

>>19009574
Sure tvix sqqq spxs i really don't care where my money ends up so long as it's against the market

>> No.19009615

>>19009600
Why is everyone on biz retarded

>> No.19009616

>>19009600
Fed isn't pumping futures.

>> No.19009619
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19009619

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.19009631

I have dca:ed in to a leveraged short position for a couple of weeks now. Am I retarded?

>> No.19009633

S&P futures nearly 2% green

>> No.19009635

>>19009615
>>19009616
PPT is.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets

>> No.19009640

>>19009600
What this anon said
>>19009616
The fed can barely pump for an hour

>> No.19009647

CAUSE IM FREEEEEEEEE
FREEEEEE FALLIN

>> No.19009655

>>19009631
Depends on what you are short against

>> No.19009662

never bet against America

>> No.19009674
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19009674

>>19009434

>> No.19009689
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19009689

the 2920 party is over...
maybe the bears were right all along...

>> No.19009692

!!! DAX !!!

>> No.19009703

>>19009616
have you seen mnuchins shit eating grin? that's his face solid for the entire duration of spending billions of tax money buying futures to gap up spx

>> No.19009710

>>19009631
>leveraged
>weeks
Very.

>> No.19009711

I'm so fucking scared that I'm not going to be able to get out of my positions in pre market

>> No.19009723

WTF THE FUTURE WAS GREEN. FUCK WHY DID I HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND

>> No.19009733
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>>19009723
sergey betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

>> No.19009751
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>>19009723
>holding over the weekend
m8

>> No.19009752

Cash gang?

>> No.19009756

>>19009575
Infinite money means everything is worthless so it doesn't matter, go buy some commodities

>> No.19009758

made 10% on the swings I am out for the day

>> No.19009781

I need out of my positionssss

>> No.19009821

>>19009752
All Cash

>> No.19009835
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19009835

Looks like the top is in.

>> No.19009845

>>19009752
Cash and tankers

>> No.19009850

>>19009835
Crypto cucks are selling their stocks

>> No.19009855

>>19009835
>3 Green days in a row
>Friday alone +1.7% SPY
>Today 0.4% futures
>End is in sight!!!!11

>> No.19009856
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19009856

NOSDOQ absolutely refusing to say goodbye to 9200
is this the bottom bros

>> No.19009888

>>19009374
Bearish.

>> No.19009916

>he doesn't own any oil or aviation stocks
What is your excuse?

>> No.19009945

>>19009916
I have XOM, PSX, COP and FANG
No aviation tho, care to suggest a few?

>> No.19009946
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19009946

How can i hedge my portfolio?

Buying Short ETFs? Or CFDs? Options?

HELP ME OUT

>> No.19009961

>>19009946
What does your portfolio consists of?

>> No.19009963

>>19009916
cause nobody is flying and airlines earnings are down like 90%. They will probably crab for the next 6 months

>> No.19009970

>>19009946
Lean hogs

>> No.19009975

>>19009945
Delta and united airlines

>> No.19009984

>>19009916
My excuse is I'm not a retard. If I wanted to gamble I'd go to a casino.

>> No.19009988

>>19009946
Natural gas

>> No.19009991
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19009991

time to fill those AH gaps

>> No.19010003
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>>19009961
100% stocks, most of them are in the S&P500

>> No.19010009

>>19009984
But casinos are rigged.

>> No.19010016
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19010016

>>19009916
It took chipotle 2 years to get over their ecoli.

>> No.19010017

>>19010009
>Implying the stock market isn't

>> No.19010026

>>19009692

just launched
easy money

>> No.19010028
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19010028

>Futures at 6pm ET on Sunday: IT'S GREEN/RED!
>Futures a few hours before market opens on Monday: THE EXACT OPPOSITE!!!!!

Every week.

>> No.19010029
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19010029

IBKR is ugly as ****

>> No.19010037

Any good tvix alternatives I don't want to go all in on it

>> No.19010041

>>19009374
>Could
Hehe nice

>>19009946
Gold and TLT although you're but late

>> No.19010042

>>19010029
Is that Runescape?

>> No.19010049

>>19010037
UVXY, VXX

>> No.19010050

>>19010003
Yeah, but what sectors?

>> No.19010062

>>19009988
Kek, was this a subtle BRAAP recognition post?

>> No.19010064

>>19009984
oil and aviation is not going away. pretty funny you'd call it a gamble

>> No.19010079

>>19010064
Not as a whole, but some of the companies will be gone forever

>> No.19010082

>>19010064
Currently they're a gamble. Too volatile and uncertain for my liking. Rather stick to stable and consistent growth over a chance of doubling my money in 3 years.

>> No.19010095
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19010095

>>19009946

>> No.19010097

>>19010029
i have saxobank, but im not very happy about their platform, any other suggestions for eurofags ? dont like IB either

>> No.19010101
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>>19010042
This is the platform of a company worth 17 billion
>>19010097
I'm opening Tastyworks

>> No.19010112

>>19010064
What if it never gets above $40 a barrel? Americans spent the last 10 years crying about high oil prices. Just go watch the 2012 rodney obama debates the main issue was high oil prices. they finally got what they wanted

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bros... why did amazon make their logo an imprint of the bottom side of a curved penis instead of an actual amazon...
i am perplexed. they missed a real opportunity.

>> No.19010135

>>19009756

infinite money means stock goes up cash goes down and bobos gets fucked.

>> No.19010157

>>19010050
nothing special
i hold all kinds of stocks, like coca cola, amazon, .. etc

>> No.19010164

>>19009975
delta has a bit high long term debt to equity, doesnt it?

>> No.19010168
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19010168

I might be retarded but I don't think this is right

>> No.19010186

>>19010120
bruh I have bad news for you...

>> No.19010193

nasdaq future is green again

>> No.19010203

>>19010157
Pick one from every sector with the most exposure, weak financials and the highest possible downside, as soon has shit is starting to hit the fan, close your long positions on those and short them.

>> No.19010276

>>19010082
3 years to double your money is way too conservative desu, I'm looking for at a least 500% gain.

>> No.19010309

>>19010203
Ok thank you

>> No.19010314
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19010314

futures red?

>> No.19010321

what the fuck was that

>> No.19010328

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHJUHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19010338
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>>19010321
that was the power of the CA

never bet against cunny ever again

>> No.19010339

Save Me Unky Jerome!!

>> No.19010343
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19010343

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19010346

>>19010314
I want to fuck bakarina

>> No.19010356

>>19010276
So what's the rush to buy then? Let me know when they gain 50% back which they are currently struggling to do. And I'll come I'll take my 250% gain

>> No.19010364

Feds are going to pump it up to green again just like they did last monday in order to boost consumer confidence for the week. Don't fall for the bait

>> No.19010365

HELLO FUCKING PPT TEAM STOP SLEEPING

>> No.19010371

Im going to be holding some fucking heavy bags if i can't sell this morning

>> No.19010376
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19010376

>correction over
TIME TO BUY

>> No.19010380

>stocks dump, btc dumps
>btc dumps, stocks dump
Uhhhhhhhh

>> No.19010385
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19010385

I only respect true gentlemen with refined taste.

>> No.19010388

>>19010380
Both are manipulated by the same whales

>> No.19010405

>>19010385
based akebono lover

>> No.19010417

Futures were comfy green when I went to sleep...

>> No.19010427

How do you get out of the habit of looking at your portfolio value every 10m? It's like an addiction.

>> No.19010443

Alright fellas what am I recklessly putting my money into on this dip today?

>> No.19010463
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>>19010097
Tastyworks
Margin account, no questions asked as long as you have money in your account
Love it

>> No.19010482
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>>19010338
Holy fuck i could go for a cheeseburger right now.

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>>19010443
hold for a couple years and you will be fine worst case scenario imo

>> No.19010487

>>19010443
If you have Boohoo on the NYSE buy Boohoo. Unfazed by Corona due to the nature of its business and tons of potential for growth. 10x your money in less than 5 year imo.

>> No.19010490

>>19010427
The longer you trade the easier it gets.

>> No.19010492

>>19010427
Have to get my dopamine got somewhere and that’s less damaging to my body than drugs, besides the slow death all this chair time is causing

>> No.19010505

>>19010443
What dip? I'd wait until Tuesday or wednesday

>> No.19010509
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19010509

Will /biz/ ONCE AGAIN bet against the printer because futures were red pre market on a monday?

>> No.19010524
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19010524

ANONS i need a customisable stock screener that can filter for stocks based on custom indicators(just variations of popular indicators that i use)

tradingview doesnt have the customisability and stockscreener is limited to US equities - i want a broader range of markets covered.

any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

>> No.19010526

>>19010509
Futures is PPT's domain
It should be green simply because they want it. The fact its all red is worrying

>> No.19010538
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>>19010487
Accidentally invested in bootbarn, oops

>> No.19010543

>>19010524
I use marketchameleon for options
Try their stock screener

>> No.19010545
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19010545

futures red?
bullish.

>> No.19010549

>>19010505
I think Monday will be a small dip, then bigly green on Tuesday

>> No.19010575

>>19010549
Nah it's going up today then back down tomorrow

>> No.19010585
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19010585

Nasdaq 9200 broken
next stop: total despair room

>> No.19010586

>>19010575
It’s going down today and tomorrow, we have gaps to close

>> No.19010598
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19010598

MISSED THE DIP AGAIN

>> No.19010601

>>19010543
thanks for the suggestion anon but it isn't customisable via programming input

>> No.19010611

>>19010586
Nah dude trust me

>> No.19010631

>>19010427
each time you want to check it, go and fap instead to anime girls

>> No.19010646
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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/goldman-sachs-official-says-companies-switching-to-zoom-instead-of-business-travel-could-hit-oil-demand-by-up-to-3-million-barrels-per-day-2020-05-07

>> No.19010651

Gonna bag more DIS when it drops to 99.99 or under.

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19010654

>>19010338
>>19010482
>>19010545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWCxpZdsJqs

>> No.19010665

>>19010463
but they charge 1usd / contract

>> No.19010670

But what about rtx?

>> No.19010674

>>19010646
>muh zoom
can they pump this dogshit anymore

>> No.19010678

>>19010598
>Get accused of fraud and other stuff
>Open up an investigation
>Report results after years of uncertainty
>Own report is worst case of "We know nothing, we confirm or deny nothing!"
>Stock plummets
>Newspapers call stock a "Disgrace for the DAX"
Good luck, Anon

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19010702

I'm never gonna make it am I

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>>19010651
Why not sell a put on it? Get even more money in.
>>19010665
They dont charge for stocks or closing contracts and charge a maximum of 10$ a leg for opening.
If you trade 100 contracts of a biopenny you get a good deal, if you trade AAPL you get a good deal.
Just my two euro cents.

>> No.19010719

>>19010702
just buy PG and JNJ my love

>> No.19010720
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19010720

Anyone else want a cuppa?

>> No.19010734

>>19010064
They won't go away but chapter 11's in aviation is literally a national past time in this country.

>t. Dad was US Air pilot

>> No.19010768

>>19010524
pls anons

>> No.19010775

If we break 289 SPY today, i am going bearish bobos.

>> No.19010792

>>19010720
Yes please fren. feeling a little sad today

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>>19010079
>>19010112
>>19010064
>>19010082
>>19010276
>>19010356
>>19010734
When We Have Commercial Portals, We Won't Need Airplanes Anymore

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19010806

>>19010720
Thanks

>> No.19010820

QUICK SOMEONE TELL REDDIT TO BUY THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19010825
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19010825

RDSB is such a fucking chore

>> No.19010826

>>19010800
>still no portal 3

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19010832

everybody stop selling now

>> No.19010851

what if the market can't pump on "opening" up anymore. What's the next pump?

>> No.19010868

>>19010851
Oil deal probably.

>> No.19010883

>>19010851
Stocks only go up

>> No.19010887

Who’s in NIO this week?

>> No.19010898
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19010898

is this it Bobo? is this the entire dump?

>> No.19010911

>>19010887
>just this week
Nigger you should hold a couple of thousands for the next few years if you want us to meet on our respective yachts

>> No.19010921

Is today the day I buy VXX calls? Hmm...

Maybe 40c for a month out.

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>"""the correction"""
>doesn't even reach $2900
you're so funny Bobo

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19010932

>>19010911
Is NIO backed by anything but the CCP and its mood swings?
Like numbers and shit?

>> No.19010935

>>19010898
>>19010925
How crazy would it be if we dropped 3% today?
>>19004239

>> No.19010955

>>19010935
How crazy would it be if we kissed behind the market crash o_o

>> No.19010966

>>19009291
okaz, what if i won a verz big amount of monez through crypto and cash out into my bank account. do i have to pay taxes?

>> No.19010979

>>19010887
>chinks
Yeah LK treated us really well.

>> No.19010987

>>19010932
The chinks have been consistent with NIO. The only reason you see headlines like CAN'T SECURE FUNDING WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS NEXT WEEK!!!1 is because they want to be subtle about it.

Also check out the number of deliveries for April, huge jump despite the common cold hysteria.

>> No.19010990

>>19010966
depends where you live

>>19010955
bro...

>> No.19010996

>>19010966
Depends on where you live obviously.

>> No.19011004

>>19010966
you have to

>> No.19011005

>>19010654
>>19010338
>>19010482
The absolute state of /smg/

>> No.19011016

NO NO NO NO TODAY WAS SUPPOSE TO BE GREEN I WAS SUPPOSE TO EXIT MY POSITIONS GO BACK UP

>> No.19011035

>>19011016
The last weeks were supposed to be red.

>> No.19011050

why didn't I cash out friday FUCK. lost my gains

>> No.19011051
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>>19011016
You were not the only one ready to drop your bags.

>Lets all drop the bags together now...

>> No.19011056

>>19010646
What a coincidence that they take such a different stand than a week ago when oil was going up up up. Hmmm, apparently they also bought heavily into oil tankers. Makes you think!

>> No.19011062

>>19010825
The safest* dividend
Never* cut
Those perfidious dutch

>> No.19011101
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>CAH
whoa...

>> No.19011103

>>19010825
>RDSB
Couldn't resist, opened some orders today.
Weak hands

>> No.19011114

FUCK I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF MY POSITION. COME ON

>> No.19011130
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>>19011114
'e nows
Dump et

>> No.19011134

>>19011101
Thanks for reminding me that a girl will never even imply that she loves me

>> No.19011137

>>19011051
according to this graph, there is a 180% drop ahead of us
prepare for negative prices

>> No.19011139

my bet for spy - a couple of redish crab days to finish the h&s, yuge pump right when shorts pull in for the drop, 300 by friday/monday

>> No.19011149

>>19011134
No worries, fren. You can always escape into anime trash and post off topic faggotry in a stock market thread.

>> No.19011152

>>19011134
Just watch anime and post anime

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>>19011134
even the strongest of us feel that pain sometimes my love.
buy having stocks like CAH is the next best thing.

>> No.19011167

>>19010979
Everyone is so anti chink here

>> No.19011171
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feels good that I dumped my bags before weekends hhhh
based squad where you at

>> No.19011177

>>19010932
in this political climate, all chyna related is riskier by default

>> No.19011183

>>19011167
hmmm I wonder why that is

>> No.19011184

Where's that snss anon retard? I need to know if i should load up on some snss now or not

>> No.19011185

>>19011139
That's not how this works.

>> No.19011186

>>19011167
the chinks would screw your dog for a dollar

>> No.19011191

>that TSLA drop
I hope you already bought CALLs
TSLA is never going down. This will last 5 minutes before it's back up

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I really wanna rub my cats belly but she is sleeping and will wake up and bite me.
Wat do, frens?
>>19011167
For Chinks lying is a major part of doing business. They sign a contract and then start negotiating.
Never trust Chinks. I have problems trusting BABA
>>19011177
True

>> No.19011196

>>19011185
care to explain buffetsama?

>> No.19011204

>>19011191
I#m already up 10% and will be up 50% by the end of the day

>> No.19011211

>>19011191
TSLA is leaving california if that isn't bullish, I don't know what the fuck is

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PUMP OR DUMP TODAY BOYS

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>>19011134
gains and bros before hoes fren, but I have a ho tho

>> No.19011231
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19011231

What's the best way to short hollywood and western entertainment?

>> No.19011237

CSCO calls if you like free money

>> No.19011238

>>19011231
Short DIS
Not reccomended though

>> No.19011245

>>19011211
And yet the absolute madmarket took a dive. Time to get in before the US market opens. Euros and Asians don't know how bad California really is.

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>>19011231
you already know the answer

>> No.19011249

>>19011231
Short AMC before this stupid Amazon buy rumor is revealed to be bullshit

>> No.19011251

btw CAKE looking for a 20%ish upside this week, WORK looking at 10%ish, SEAS 20%ish, just my two cents

>> No.19011254

>>19011193
post a picture of you are cat

>> No.19011268

>>19011249
35% of float short, just buy a ticket at 7/11 bro

>> No.19011271

>>19011196
Pain for all.

>> No.19011277

>>19011245
how money make you?

>> No.19011287

fuck trannies and fuck anime posters please go fuck off /biz/

>> No.19011293

>>19011251
I will keep your two cents but your opinion is discarded

>> No.19011296
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>>19011254
:3

>> No.19011312

Stop being negative, futures...

>> No.19011313

>>19011277
Buy low, sell high - today's episode: TSLA Calls

>> No.19011315

>>19011293
and you wonder why u br0ke

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>>19011287

>> No.19011319

>>19011249
FUCK WHY DIDNT I BUY AMC ON FRIDAY

>> No.19011321

2900 broken. Count me in bobos.

Btw R0 factor is rising constantly in Germany again after lockdown lifting. Enjoy the 2nd wave bobos.

>> No.19011324

>>19011301
bounce cat dead it does

>> No.19011331

>>19011315
I am not, I told you I am keeping two cents, now count how many retards here with useless opinions gave me their two cents, probably millions already

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>>19011287
how cute

>> No.19011333

>>19011319
Because you aren't psychic?

>> No.19011339
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19011339

I'm still holding cash because I know full well that the moment I buy back in we'll retest march lows.

>> No.19011341

>>19011331
>bUmfCk
kek

>> No.19011342

>>19011251
>CAKE
What's the thesis?

>> No.19011348
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>> No.19011350

Anyone buying the AMC/Amazon rumors? Calls are dirt cheap

>> No.19011354

>>19011321
Doesnt matter. They will keep reopening stuff. Its pretty much accepted as a bad cold by now and restart the economy.

>> No.19011373

>>19011354
If you say so. :)

>> No.19011382

>>19011301
She's very pretty anon, what's her name?

>> No.19011396

>>19011382
Sweety
My little sister named her
>>19011373
Nobody will close the economy down a second time. Theyd be absolutely retarded to do so.

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Holy fuck.

I'm so happy I didnt buy more on Friday.

Now I hodl.

When is the call about KOS? What do I do with it?

>> No.19011403

JEROOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.19011415

Thoughts on $NBL?

>> No.19011416

>>19011396
It was retarded to lock it down in the first place. Asian countries are still trying to control it and partial lockdown to control another outbreak.

Western countries are lost either way.

>> No.19011420

dumb quesiton but why does premarket allow this shit to happen. I want to buy AMC while its still going up

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>>19011396
That's a very pretty name.

Unfortunately I disagree that no countries will lockdown a second time - I agree the US won't regardless of deaths (this is now about stopping China 'stealing a march' on the US' economic advantage and prolonging their hegemony), but I think some continental European counties will end up doing so.

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>Another dip to buy in
Reminder that JPow and PPT will make it green EoD
>>19011420
So richer people and banks get in before you do. Buy puts later today and profit from the rumors imploding.

>> No.19011453

>>19011301
very nice cat

>> No.19011454

>>19011441
PPT is supposed to make in green during the futures. They finally gave up.

>> No.19011455

>>19011420
How high will it go?

>> No.19011462

14:53: QATAR AIRWAYS CEO SAYS WOULD BE SURPRISED IF TRAVEL DEMAND RETURNED TO PRE-
PANDEMIC LEVELS BEFORE 2023-2024

14:57: QATAR AIRWAYS CEO SAYS FLEET TO BECOME 25% SMALLER, SOME AIRCRAFT TO REMAIN
GROUNDED, OTHERS RETURNED TO LESSORS

ITS OVER SHORT AIRLINES

>> No.19011466

>>19011416
Import trash become a landfill. Profit on tipping fees

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>>19011455
i like seeing a line go straight up

>> No.19011471

>>19011462
No buy airlines now. Buffett sold just for fun!!!!!!11

>> No.19011473

>>19011454
At this point I think they will just buy anything if there is a problem. If that doesnt work, fix prices at the market and ban banks from selling behind the scenes
>>19011453
Thanks

>> No.19011476

>>19011470
wow

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>>19011462
>>19011471
I will, thank you

>> No.19011488

>>19011462
>create more fud to buyback at better price

>> No.19011494

AMC holy fuck.

Literally should have bought it 3 minutes ago. I'm not buying now.

>> No.19011517

>>19011494
its going to 9 by market open i bet

>> No.19011527

>>19011494
Chase it pussy, you have time for the post-pump fomo pump. Just don’t get too greedy.

>> No.19011530

ACB UP 1000 PERCENT

>> No.19011542

>>19011530
check your shares newfriend

>> No.19011546

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.19011554

BOGGED

>> No.19011559

are we bears now ? or is it just another dip

>> No.19011561

>oil
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.19011587
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Dump it.

Dump it again.

And again.

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>>19011559
Been a bear for 3 weeks

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>>19011561
Oil bears btfo.

>> No.19011607

YUUUUHHH
>YUUUUUHHHHH
BANG
>BANG
BOBO
>BOBO
GANG
>GANG

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Anyone buy ET here? Good for Divs?

>> No.19011612

>>19011588
have you capitulated? maybe this is the time

>> No.19011620

>>19011610
I did, but I'm cashing out to go all in on $NBL.

>> No.19011633

Who should I see if I have gone legit insane? Not shitposting I really believe I have lost for it good

>> No.19011650

BOBO PLEASE LET ME SELL AT SMALL PROFIT

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>>19011620
What's better with $NBL?

>> No.19011661
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lmao, sell asap

>> No.19011674

stock only go up
you only lose if you sell

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>> No.19011682

day ends green.

>> No.19011696

>>19011612
I was set to capitulate at 2950, my target set for max loss 3 weeks ago. I decided "fuck it, let's go to 3100." But I would be pretty hurt by that. I moved over to buying stuff that hasn't recovered very very slowly in my secondary accounts last week.

>> No.19011725

I don't really get it. Why would anybody be dumb enough to buy AMC at $7.30? There is no way Amazon will buy them at the price per share.

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HOLD STRONG BULLBROS

WE'LL END GREEN

>> No.19011736

>>19009291

I’m holding my 340 APPL Calls until they expire 5/15. Which me luck boys

>> No.19011737

>>19011679
MOTHERFUCKERRR3RSAUDJDLAOAUF

I ALMOST PUT 1 G INTO THAT STOCK AND NOW ITS FUCKING OVER

>> No.19011742

>>19011610
holding $18K worth at 30% gain, but as another anon said depending on hard it pumps or at all may just cash some of my gains to diversify a little

>> No.19011758

>>19011650
No .. Now everyone will be red

>> No.19011767

gonna be a bloodbath today

>> No.19011786

So whats the plan here bullbros? Should we be profit taking today at open?

>> No.19011790

>>19011679
Wonder how many hours before it’s back down to being a penny stock

>> No.19011797

>>19011767

predator blood, sure

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>>19011679
>Reverse split
>Back to <1$ by end of year because no one can afford premium pot anymore and they go back to buying Mexican dirt weed from the sketchy guy on the corner

>> No.19011802

>>19011319
>had 100 shares of AMC I bought at $3.30
>few weeks ago when market was crabbing sold $3.50 call just in time for it to jump to $5 on AMCs retarded Universal shit talking
>think to myself that AMC is retarded and may end up pissing off more studios, let call trigger
But of course now the stock is going to jump, why wouldnt it jump now that Im not holding?

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Fed is like chinese communism

Gop commies "Oh dahnald help us" give money from gov plox"
>we dont need gov, market rules

>> No.19011880

>>19011758
And when everyone's red...

>> No.19011899

>>19011799
Haha bong and boob

>> No.19011907

>Oil

whoa is this the fabled pre-market cum pump?

>> No.19011920

>>19011880
Then you have my permission to capitulate.

>> No.19011925

>>19011682
How

>> No.19011937

And Wells Fargo is back to March crash levels. Can't wait to get a personal loan at 3% APR.

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Hope you bought those NG stocks when they were cheap

>> No.19011960

>>19011937
you got a price target? I'm thinking this shit could go as low as $18

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what are we watching this week /smg/

>> No.19011986

>>19011980
>>19011980
>>19011980

new thread

>>19011980
>>19011980
>>19011980

>>19011980
>>19011980
>>19011980

>>19011980
>>19011980
>>19011980

>>19011980
>>19011980

>> No.19012047

>>19011965
BBC cuck porn

>> No.19012055

>>19012047
ah yes, the usual

>> No.19012144

>>19011610
I have some but I want to get out when it pumps. Ex-divvy date is passed so I got that in the bag.

>> No.19012370

>>19011137
Learn to read graphs
The dimensions arent scaled, what makes you think it would be lineary?
When you look at the dow the bottom of the graph isnt 0 is it?
The pictured graphic is just a scratch, what you can get out of this
>stronger rise shortly before crash
>dead cat jump a bit below ath
>after that it goes
>then up a bit

>> No.19012425

>>19011184
Let's do it.

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Reminder, that a short sharp recession has been priced (priced) in. Any more good news on the covid front just reinforces this

Bears still can't understand this

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