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19007521 No.19007521 [Reply] [Original]

>he isn't working towards having a chad jaw every day while working from home

>> No.19007544

>>19007521
Ball gaged gimp looking mother fucker. Be looking like you suck dick for a meal at arbys.

>> No.19007564

Ordered one last week, do they really work?

>> No.19007566

>>19007521
>he isn't dilating his neovagina while shitposting on /biz/

>> No.19007597
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>>19007564
Yes.

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>>19007521
What the fuck is even the point of this, to bite harder?

>> No.19007754

>>19007564
>>19007597
Most probably not, meaning OP got scammed. Again.

>> No.19007863

>>19007521
Just buy mastic gum. It's a tree resin based chewing gum that's alot tougher than regular gum. I chew it while I work for a great jaw workout. It also means you don't have to poison yourself with Chinese made plastic/rubber.

>> No.19007898

>>19007863
Any brands you'd recommend? Looks enticing.

>> No.19007906

Just chew semen everyday

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>>19007521
no but seriously why

>> No.19008034

>>19007898
Mast Chew from AFPI

>> No.19008053

>>19008034
Specifically Mast Chew Zero. It's a little on the expensive side but I only chew 3 pieces a day and it lasts all day

>> No.19008143

>>19008053
You are a jive ass turkey.

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>>19008053

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>>19007521
Based jaw chad with masseter hypertrophy

>> No.19008224

>>19007566
checked

>> No.19008268

>>19007521
I have done this for years, latefag

>> No.19008269

>>19008053
thanks bud

>> No.19008609

>>19007521
>Imagine needing this

Did your mom not let you eat steak and chew gum when you where a kid?

>> No.19009595

I am 1000000% sure putting a fucking ball gag in lowers your testosterone sufficiently to negate any benefit. This item is a personification of mental illness; you'd waste your time and effort, making yourself look that idiotic, with such an ugly thing, all for the promise of satisfying vanity? I don't know if we'll all make it.

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>>19007521
As a dentist specialized in occlusion and the physiology of the jaw, I can tell you in no uncertain terms, these are bullshit. They will mess up your teeth, and move the jaw in the completely opposite direction of a stable occlusion. Better be ready to pay for ortho afterwards to fix the damage.

Pic related, you.

>> No.19009743

>>19007544
why are you writing like a negro?

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>>19009743
Cause I am so fucking high right now.

I mean to say, if a man was to be seen using a product such as this, it would nearly appear that he holds interest and takes part in some very questionable sexual hobbies. I would seriously question his masculinity and certainly doubt his heterosexuality.

>> No.19011049

so this is for retards who believe that jawline - is a muscle?
And here we have a "dentist specialized in occlusion and the physiology of the jaw" who believes that. This "expert" believes this ball gag will change my jawline structure if I use it.
>>19009661