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>> No.19002265

I'm going to buy Draft Kings and sell calls. The premiums are insane.

>> No.19002273

I don't respect Jews bros

>> No.19002278

xth for TADA BANRI

>> No.19002281
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I'm 95% sure I will wake up to S&P futures at 3k

>> No.19002297
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Bobo retards will still be coping when S&P hits 4,000 in 3 months

>> No.19002298
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I only respect cunny and inverse ETF holders, bros.

>> No.19002306
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>All futures green

>> No.19002311

there will never be another red day in our lifetimes

>> No.19002312
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19002313
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I assume an attempt will be made at open. Push it up there, see how it feels, see how much selling comes through in response.

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>> No.19002318

Is it possible to check how other indexes are doing to get a read on how the US markets will perform next day. I'm looking at Ibovespa which is bright green but then Bank Nifty tells me tomorrow will be catastrophically red. Which one is right.

>> No.19002326

baka only half of wanted daily gains so far, Ima go hibernate, crabs better do smthn

>> No.19002328

At $23.45 a pop, you would be retarded to do this. That garbage could dump to $10 tomorrow.

>> No.19002332
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earl ain't green son

>> No.19002343
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Last week was tough for lean hogs, but I have a good feeling about the week ahead

>> No.19002345

>futures dip every weekend
>green the rest of the week

>> No.19002346

other markets follow the US, not the other way around

>> No.19002348

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumus

>> No.19002356

Have there always been black IDs? I’m a 2008 newfag and I swear that I have never seen one before...

>> No.19002360


Pls respond

>> No.19002369

Usually. Things have been funny about that the past few weeks. Sometimes I swear US markets decided to follow the Nikkei for some reason.

>> No.19002374

>Beyond Meat
Yes, Draft Kings is a shitty company, but that literally doesn't matter.

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>> No.19002379

Anyone look into PLD before? I'm just skimming this.


>> No.19002380

We'll attempt and fail 3k around 6am tomorrow morning, after which we'll open at 2975. We'll try and fail again during the market hours, and crab for the rest of the day. All hail the crab.

>> No.19002391

i actually feel bad for bobos but hey it would be weird for trannies to have retire early being financially stable dreaming about that NEET life.


>> No.19002394
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Bull market continues! Record unemployment! Farmers throwing out food and milk in mass quantity! Priced in! Just turn on the printer!

>> No.19002399
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>even russell 2k green now

>> No.19002401

>Beyond meat
Went to buy food today. The meat was fucking expensive and there wasn't much of it, but still no one touched the beyond meat

>> No.19002407
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i have no idea why im doing and i bought a lot of RTX and BAM because /smg/ told me to

>> No.19002421
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that isnt black, its Purplebrown

>> No.19002431
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Post yfw you realize you now live in a post-scarcity utopia and UBI is being implemented through the wellspring of infinitely rising equities prices and every company will march forward and up towards the heavens with grace and elegance while every human is finally allowed to transcend the material plane and finity is dismissed, left, forgotten in the oblivion of history.

>> No.19002456
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Yep. Beyond Meat is a total joke. Its literally pure hype from doing "deals" with big distributors like McDonalds which will go nowhere. The real money will be made when someone figures out how to grow real meat in a lab without animals.

>> No.19002459

Respond to what?

>> No.19002460

I think I know what's happening

Everyone is making money - some people are making even more from their government relief checks than they were working and they're not spending money on random shit, bars, take out, etc. because most of that was shut down by corona. So people are effectively being forced by circumstances to save. Some of that is going into destroying credit, and a lot of it is not being spent, so it's causing deflation and unemployment. Anyone who isn't paying down debt is putting their savings to work, which means buying stocks. People who have never had the cash to invest are are probably the ones mindlessly pumping Tesla, Netflix, Amazon, AMD, Disney, ETFs, etc. Institutional investors are looking at the market and seeing a bunch of overpriced crap which is why you see so many people with large cash and gold positions.

That means while in the real economy there's a depression with deflation and unemployment, there's a growing stock bubble being caused by unaffected people who are suddenly cash rich.

So what does that mean? Well that means whatever the next mass-psychology event is (maybe a second wave of corona), it could cause the market to bottom again from retail investors panic selling.

>> No.19002474

Impossible where it at, but lab meat is neat too.

>> No.19002475
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Should I invest in potatoes and become a potatobro? Lamb Weston is looking dangerously cheap.

>> No.19002505
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>dow futures down 5 points

>> No.19002517

Cool vid on effects of stimulus

>> No.19002518
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post scarcity but no one can get a korean gf

>> No.19002520

Nice, I got Mom ID on mother's day. I got her Boiling Crab too, feelsgood.

>> No.19002527

>Newly cash rich retail is trading futures.
Everyday is a new gap up, followed by happy fun crabby time. Retail is contributing very little to this.

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yeah and get CVGW for avocados

>> No.19002542

Retail is PEANUTs. There are a few exceptions, namely airlines and cruises, but for the most part they are irrelevant to the market movement.
Repost from last thread:
>Passive investing index and ETF funds have rebalanced their positions back into their holdings. They don't care about how any one of the components work just that they need to get their overall market movements again.
>The past month has been these funds getting back into the market because, as some of them are pension funds or municipal bodies, etc. and they can't just "sit in cash". This is the "recovery" which has simultaneously dropped volume and made everything feel overpriced despite being back to where it was in Feb if its TIED to one of these indexes. Look outside, especially to the small caps, and you will see nothing has happened since mid April. People "bought the dip" there but volume has plummeted there too.
>Boeing, Zoom, Disney, etc. are all "protected" because they are valuable as part of the index package. These passive investors won't really bother them about mismanaged funds, or lack of dividends, or whatever. They just need that green line to go up.

The "missing" market cap from February are all the long FA investors that aren't going to discount Q2-Q4 like some sort of shitcoin.

>> No.19002564

This duck post is clearly counterfeit

>> No.19002593

ETF bubble popping when?

Do mumus think they can keep inflating the prices of steel, land and corn using paper?

>> No.19002609

Now that I think about it, what is the downside of market being -30 for someone like blackrock? Aren't etf managers making money either way?

>> No.19002612

check the 1 minute candles on spy futures
i wonder who buys like that, hmmmmm

>> No.19002618

Delicious bear cope

>> No.19002625

Lab meat will literally never go anywhere

>uses fetal bovine serum so neither vegetarians nor vegans will want it
>too resource intensive for environmentalists
>too expensive compared to factory farmed meat for the rest

>> No.19002635
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/CLM20 you BITCH

>> No.19002637

Some ETFs don't even hold the assets they claim to, the owners of the ETFs are beneficial owners, which means they get the dividends but don't actually own them. Most ETFs are composed of stocks and bonds borrowed from pension funds and the ETFs are a shares in this beneficial ownership arrangement.

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only if clients are panic selling for cash when the lose their job, then brokers lose AUM

>> No.19002641
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Good goyim, buy the stocks. Nothing will go wrong!

>> No.19002660

>investing.com screenshot from your phone
i'm convinced

>> No.19002663

Steel prices will always be inflated because of politics

>> No.19002695

You're holding our bags son

>> No.19002697
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Aye tone, if this is such a strong market, why does it need trillions of fiscal and monetary to keep goin?

>> No.19002710

Yea I know the system. I'm just thinking what can happen for them to lose management fee aside from whole system crashing and burning with no survivors. Seems like a safest buy only play desu

Yeah but so far it seems to go opposite way. Amount of sheeps going passive is only rising afaik

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I was promised a bloody red Monday, where is it?

>> No.19002717

I'd get ride of DAL, RTX, MGM, and probably even BAM. Sure returns but those bags will be heavy for a LONNNNNGGGGG time.

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is Sunday still

>> No.19002755
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I hope you guys are ready

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>> No.19002767

Only only problem for Blackrock is there could be problems liquidating the underlying assets and discrepancies between cash paid out and the underlying value of the assets. Because paying the cash out and selling off assets are two separate events they could end up in a situation where they have to pay out 10k but they could only sell the assets for 9k.

>> No.19002772

It doesn't seem to be viable. I have never heard of anyone who's been successful in forex, and no amount of research managed to turn up such a person. To be fair, almost anyone who has been successful in stocks has either gambled once, won and stopped, or didn't really do stocks but rather angel cap-like investments (or bought into an IPO). However there are some notable real successful stock and options players out there.
Forex doesn't move consistently and slowly enough that a human can trade it for profit without 100x leverage, but high leverage is a goy trap anyway. Working at mcd has better returns on average.

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market only move up now ;_;

>> No.19002795

Oh right. VIX is going deep red. Sorry bobo.

>> No.19002813
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fucking bears will never learn

holy shit

>> No.19002828

>just buy a bunch of stocks with triple digit P/E lmao

>> No.19002829
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Bears on actual suicide watch this week

>> No.19002834

You can typically clone stem cell cultures from the original fetus, so after one iteration vegans and vegetarians shouldn't care. The only thing that actually matters anyway is cost. And on a wide scale, cost should, in fact, become lower than factory farmed meat, when considering the entire pipeline and economy of scale. It's long in the making but it will get there easy.
That said I don't believe in lab meat anyway. Too many things go wrong when labs try to do shit like that. Many natural things were successfully reproduced only to lead to a few wrong-chiarlity molecules instantly killing any consumer, making the product completely non-viable. This isn't the only problem with those.

>> No.19002842

You need fetal bovine serum to grow the cells.

>> No.19002848

Any only know some good small cap stocks? i'm tired of all these papa johns

>> No.19002849

I’m making some big plays tomorrow, frens. Will probably have to go a few grand on margin.

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So what are we all buying tomorrow?

>> No.19002861

we are coming up on the 200 day MA

>> No.19002866

for it to continue to go up? i sure am

>> No.19002870
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Hook me up with that prion disease senpai.

>> No.19002883

nice tits

>> No.19002885

something is wrong with this "girl". where is the penis?

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>> No.19002891
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>he fell for the “the $37 trillion market cap US equities market is trending up only because everyone else is stupid and with our secret knowledge we think we can unironically make money going against the trend” meme

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so this is it? 2 weeks of major dump and the crisis is now completely over? this is probably the quickest end of the economic crisis in the stock market's history

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Something blue board safe,

>> No.19002908

that's a man

>> No.19002963

ready for the biggest stock market in all of human history? why yes, i am.

>> No.19002988

never learn what? has something happened enough that it should be learnt by now? what do you even mean
it has been crabbing for almost a month now with no progress with big ups and downs

>> No.19002990

I'm not an expert on artificial beef, but other similar systems are used to clone partial or complete mice that don't need fetal material. The serum method in that context makes the operation faster but isn't otherwise required. Surely some similar solution can be employed here.

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Not sure why you would expect anything but green. We've been on a forced ride up for a month.

>> No.19003009
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Ok guys, show me your retarded SPY puts.

>> No.19003017

thought on whats going down with oil?

>> No.19003023
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Casting a spell to make TDA get partial shares

>> No.19003027
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Where the peepee?

>> No.19003032

NDX is up 3%

>> No.19003035
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is this the fabled bear cope?

>> No.19003037
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do you know about zoom?

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>> No.19003044

So what youre saying is buy SPXL?

>> No.19003048

>nasdaq up 10% in a month
>all this bobo cope

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>> No.19003074

We've mastered the trick.
You just have to kick the ball forward and let the next in charge handle it.
If there is no sense of crisis, there is no crisis.

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>> No.19003080

>vice president has corona
>maybe other close government member
>futures green
nothing can make the line go down, no buffet ,not every financial analysis, no one

>> No.19003093

Yea, look at those hands

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buffet will die on corona soon

>> No.19003100

OTIS > CARR > RTX. Simple as.

>> No.19003128

If Buffett dies due to Corona it will be be a double digit gain for BRK.B cap it

>> No.19003134

Is Brandon here today?

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Probably, I'm surprised it's fairly cheap right now.

>> No.19003163

Has anyone seen Brandon?

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here is my theory:
how do you attack your enemies, when you can't go to war?
the oil 'crisis' was deliberate. the Illuminati knew of the coming problems with storage, so what did they do?
They got the CIA to release a bio-weapon in Wuhan, why Wuhan? Because the chinks were doing research on the virus there. Easy to cover it up this way. But why the virus?
Because of the impeding oil crisis! If people cant go out, they cant use the oil!
But why?
Because of Saudi Arabia. thats how you attack your enemies when you cant go to war.

shut it down the goym know.

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>S&P up 200 points in a month

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Thanks for the information Dr. Shekelstein

>> No.19003201

Memeing aside, how do we realistically punish Chyna?

>> No.19003206

Any SPY put is retarded at this point

>> No.19003219

You really want me to believe the CIA is that powerful/clever? Hard kek

>> No.19003221

Which is how you know it's brilliant

>> No.19003239

need to hit dow 35k until second leg down to 16k

>> No.19003244

Moving outsourced manufacturing to Latin America and S.E. Asia

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>lewding boats

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>> No.19003249

Treasury Yield is so low all money is flowing into stocks. We're going to at least 400 SPY before another drop.

>> No.19003256
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What penny stock should I buy Monday morning?

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>> No.19003274

What color are futures?

>> No.19003278

NYA and RUT aren't moving much. SPX really isn't moving much, it was up 10.6% but dropped 5.8% immediately after, I suspect the current rise across indexes will flop as well.

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>> No.19003295

>P/E ratio is the only indicator that matters lmao
go back to r*ddit niglet

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That's how you do it:
let them purchase more land and companies, make up laws that forbid being racist against their people, help them with research and development and money. Have their people in important positions, spread porn and propaganda that they are beautiful. Favor their art style and not western art and reward everyone who embraces their religions.

That'll show 'em !!

>> No.19003328

Looks like a V shaped recovery to me.
I missed the bottom but at least I'm in profit.
Then again we should remember that the stock market was doing fine during the depression. It only fell in the beginning of the depression. After that people were suffering for many years and the stocks recovered the whole time.

>> No.19003331

>trades spy options
I think we both know who's the wsb interloper retard here

>> No.19003337

do what africa does, take massive loans and gibs from the chinese and dont ever pay it back

>> No.19003342

Never listen to bears
We’ve also had people complain that ZM is too expensive because “a webcam company shouldn’t be $150/share”. We got some real smart bobos again...

You go bear again?

>> No.19003374

I’m going all in on $GEO tomorrow.

>> No.19003386

I am financially ruined.

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>> No.19003404

They laughed at me,
They banned me.
4000+ s&p this summer

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we're the ones laughing now bull bro.

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Hey /smg/ I made this guide on how to filter tripfags on PC. Getting sick of these trips shitting up the general. If anyone knows how to filter all trips on Android/iOS please make a similar guide.

>> No.19003437

die bobo

>> No.19003461

>show stubs

>> No.19003482

what fuck is this

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Nobody is shilling SQQQ anymore.

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Fixed version, forgot to uncheck the show stubs at image 3

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>American Idol just announced they're canceling the last 8 episodes and going straight to finale next week


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There you go buddy

>> No.19003522

i swear to god all i need is america go to want and my oil stocks going to BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

pls iran or china do something stupid

>> No.19003526

I'm about to lose everything. Why wont line go down?

>> No.19003539


why is it so hard for the bears to understand?

>> No.19003540
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You are a STUPID CHINK!!!!!!!!!
Stupid CHINKS, and china will ALWAYS shoot themselves in the foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wow this "Princes of the Yen" is pretty complicating stuff... Still got to finish Cio's video and do my homework too!

Also read that Dalton book, damn am I behind!!

I don't know where you're getting these nice pussyshots, but it's the Lord's day, and it's time to be productive!

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lol you're lying, shut the fuck up

>> No.19003553

Correction. Stocks (that you don't own) only go up.

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>> No.19003603

based corona chan

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Anyone follow https://twitter.com/unusual_whales and https://twitter.com/realwillmeade are doing us a service. Who else followed unusual_whale's
TWLO play? Fuck that was good.

>> No.19003647

Quit shilling your PnD twatter

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Nah, it's more likely pure incompetence. First incompetence from the Chinese and then the rest of the world. The world isn't some movie unless it's like Idiocracy. Did you know Chief Camacho was a president and a wrestler and that Donald Trump is the only orange nigger of a president to be recognized and an award from the WWE? The timeline we live in is stupidly based!

>> No.19003697

All those doctors and engineers

>> No.19003709

>MVIS is still a meme

>> No.19003715

>still quoting a tweet made by a fake twitter persona
never let the meme die

>> No.19003740

Who the fuck cares? It's Poe's law at this point, you know there are niggers out there dumb enough to spout that bullshit and we wuz kangs shit.

>> No.19003761

Corona chan is disproportionately killing proud upstanding college degree holding members of society

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I'll lewd anything.

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Is you sayin niggas can't be doctahs and embigeers? Yall democrat crackas be da real rassists yo.

>> No.19003800

You care when the shoe is on the other foot, and some nonsense that no one said is attributed to your group to make you look retarded.

There's enough real arguments to be made, we don't need to create fake things to argue against.

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Tick tock

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>> No.19003829

> Do you have a mysterious bullet wound?
> You might have corona!
Many such cases!

>> No.19003857
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/smg/, what do we think will happen this week, next week, and the rest of our lives? how do we monetize our predictions? lets get together team and make some real money. if we coordinate, we can all do this.
i think ZOOM is due a second surge

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>> No.19003864

Green green green

>> No.19003879

FUG I'm on another list now.

>> No.19003881

Wow you pedophile faggots need to die.

>> No.19003884

Buy 5/15 $2 mvis calls

>> No.19003885

>green futures




>> No.19003887

Whew, lad.

>> No.19003900

What do you call Russiagate at this point? Come on, that's literally all people do these day is make fake arguments for fake news.

>> No.19003902

death to pedos

>> No.19003903
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>we have to shut down /smg/

>> No.19003922
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Wow, how did we go from tranny loving faggots to pedos posting on /smg/? This place attracts the worst type of nigger degenerates...

>> No.19003923

They were trying to integrate the US and Chinese economies to prevent war. That's the official global policy since WW2. You're supposed to make everyone so interdependent that nobody can risk war, in other words make the world as fragile as possible deliberately..
They actually made a super secret bioweapon virus that was accidentally released but nobody noticed since it was shit. Then someone ate bat soup in an unrelated incident which caused this outbreak.

>> No.19003934

there are 2 things i respect
one being money...
the other cunny...

>> No.19003943

Will Trump finally declare war on Venezuela this week?

>> No.19003944

4chan is going back to its roots.

>> No.19003945

Dude you pedo faggots need to fuck off. This is a worksafe board you dickheads.

>> No.19003957

Do we need to declare war? I mean didn't one of their destroyers try and ram a cruise ship and sink?

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Fellow Leafs, what broker do you use to avoid being raked on commissions?

>> No.19003968

Need a few more expeditionary retired boomer forces for recon

>> No.19003979

im down -15k all time boys

>> No.19003981

dumb question but how accurate has the futures been going from sunday to monday?

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hey jannies, guess what?

>> No.19003985
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>nothing burger
>just a flu
>only kills boomers
>time to open up
>no second wave
>pent up demand
>businesses begging to hire people
>return to normal

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Futures are only green so we don't panic right out of the gate. They aren't going to give the game away like that. But don't worry bobros, soon the bulls will be too embarrassed to show their faces on this lolli art image board. They won't be bullying us for much longer.

>> No.19003998

This has to be a bot

>> No.19004000

Ban evading fag.

>> No.19004004


>> No.19004011

kill yourself pedo

>> No.19004012

>return to normal
>new normal
keep buying, can't have your four figure pennies go to waste being cash!

>> No.19004016

FYI you should be seeing futures action by now as the CME, Nikkei, Singapore, Australian, and New zealand markets are now open.

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>> No.19004023
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Is this priced in? Or will markets look tomorrow?

>> No.19004032

fuck. i clicked the picture. i should delete my google cache to play it safe?

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It's too late.

>> No.19004043

Too late. The FBI are on their way to arrest you. They can see that you clicked on it, and you're most likely going to get at least 3 years in prion. Hopefully you have long-term investments.

>> No.19004052

Delete System32.

>> No.19004060 [DELETED] 
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I'm not a pedophile

>> No.19004062
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What makes you think that's not just another teen pornstar? Looks a little like Jenna J Ross.

I don't often get upset when being shown pussy unexpectedly. Though a gf once texted me a spread while I was in class and it went right to my laptop screen kek

Why? People get bored all the time, sometimes try to become memes or whatever. We have some redd!tors in here all the time trying that shit while losing their asses on TVIX.

I'm not going down that rabbithole with you.

If you think it's a good idea to make strawmen, I'm not with you on that one. I don't like bullshit.

>> No.19004063

I don't know but kek

>> No.19004065

Get a lawyer. Also don't forget to get on the floor with your hands visible so they don't shoot you after kicking the door down.

>> No.19004070


>> No.19004071

Ugly nips

>> No.19004080

damn this looks good would waste 2 years with this girl while she beggedd to have a child

>> No.19004081


>> No.19004083

Of course they know you clicked it.
They were the ones who posted it.

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>Doctors keep discovering new ways coronavirus attacks body
>Symptoms of covid-19 appear to include:
>Strokes from blood clots, neurological issues
>Loss of smell and taste (anosmia)
>Unexpected blood clotting; damage to the lining of blood vessels
>Vomiting and diarrhea in some people
>Clogged and inflames alveoli (air sacs), hampering breathing; pulmonary embolism from breakaway blood clots, and microclots
>Weakened heart muscle; dangerous arrhythmias and heart attacks due to small clots
>Damage to structures that filter waste from blood
>“Covid toes,” or fingers, a purple rash from the attack on blood vessels
>Widespread immune-system impact, including overactive immune response that attacks healthy tissue

Is this priced in?

>> No.19004093

their chart looks bullish as fuck. it has been on a consistent downtrend for over three years and is due to blue sky break out past ATH at any moment now. smart money is all in on this.

>> No.19004099

Reverse image search it, it's fine

>> No.19004109

Today Direxion announced a new leveraged ETF to add to its offerings - SMGS. Revealed to be a 3x inverse leveraged fund, SMGS is controversial in that the holdings it tracks are determined dynamically by retail investors on minor trading websites including the infamous 4chan.

Representatives from Direxion have repeatedly affirmed that their decision is sound, one claiming that "4chan has never made a good trade - by our calculations and backtesting, SMGS should be among our most competitive funds even for those looking for a long-term portfolio staple." Exact information about the expense ratio of the fund is unknown at this point but it is projected to be around 1%. When asked about the exact holdings at this point in time, Direxion asserted that "the holdings are the most random shit: oil tankers, small biotech companies, near-bankrupt retailers, natural gas companies, assorted penny stocks, airlines, cruise lines, Raytheon, and some blue chip dividend stocks." The ETF will officially begin trading on exchanges starting Monday, May 18th.

>> No.19004113

>The GEO Group, Inc., headquartered in Boca Raton, Florida, is a publicly traded real estate investment trust that invests in private prisons and mental health facilities in North America, Australia, South Africa, and the United Kingdom.

>Private prisons and mental health facilities

Jesus, what an evil company.

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Please just stop,
Those nipples are horrible.
Last girl looks like she was shocked with those awful eyebrows.

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priced in how?
What difference does this make to economic activity? We're not closing down, this doesn't change what we know: this is a nasty virus, you don't want to get it. There will always be retards who think it's no big deal and masks look stupid, but we won't really know for many years just how bad this thing is.

But it's bad, we know it's bad.

holy shit what a cute jack!

>> No.19004156

anyone else held over their cruise stocks? held NHCL over the weekend but wish I would have put some in CCL too

>> No.19004158

t. retard zoomer who has been watching too many snapchat news stories

>> No.19004159

>no AMD
Those nips look like creatures hiding below the surface

>> No.19004162

Sounds like we need more of this in Seattle, theres crazy homeless and disgusting druggies on every block and along the highway. Could I hire them to do some clean up?

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>>But it's bad, we know it's bad.
Twice as bad as the flu.

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>> No.19004177

You should have bought before the merger, DraftKings is dead in water.

>> No.19004187

Ok is it just me or she missing literally a nipple?

>> No.19004191

it's over, isn't it

>> No.19004195

Okay, what should I invest in, then? Fucking asshole.

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So more like this?

>> No.19004201

riddle me this /biz/: if the market is looking bullish, then why does my tummy hurt?

>> No.19004214

Ya I’m holdin CCL calls. Gonna make bank

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>> No.19004239

How crazy would it be if we saw a reversal at midnight?

>> No.19004242

I've had RCL for a little while and I'm up ~35% on it. Can't say I have any interest in CCL and NCLH is sort of interesting but they're financially weaker than their competitors and there's a real chance they might not make it through.

>> No.19004248

>too resource intensive
There's no way growing lab meat is more resource intensive than having physical cattle, if lab grown meat cuts down on the amount of feed or water used it's worth it, no question. Hell, that's before you take into account the millions of pounds of cow dung we'll no longer have to deal with.

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wish they would release a race queen figure already.
that is tiny, maybe a man, getting better.

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>> No.19004267

Why would vegetarians be against that exactly? They typically stay away from meat because they don't like how the animals are treated or that they're slaughtered for food, wouldn't lab grown meat do away with these complaints?

>> No.19004269

You think we actually have to “deal with” cow shit? They shit in the field, which makes the grass grow, which the cows eat. Circle of life

>> No.19004274 [DELETED] 

I'm reporting every degenerate itt just so you know.

Yes I know I shouldn't post about reporting. Fuck you, ban me janny.

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The average person who has died of corona is 80 years old and in the USA, the typical person is an 80 year old nigger You happeners are literally brain dead.

>> No.19004283

what you are going to find this week is a touch on 200 MA and likely a false breakout past it to 305-310. Only after that happens and every bear is shaken out, will it begin to drop

>> No.19004288

it's not even monday son

>> No.19004292

Nikkei and ASX green.

>> No.19004318

War with Venezuela is extremely bullish for oil. Just saying.

>> No.19004323

You don’t actually think we feed cattle grass, do you?

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top lol, this.


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>> No.19004345
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Funny how greed makes people completely in denial about the severity of Covid-19.

>> No.19004348
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>futures green as fuark
Will I be at 200k tomorrow?

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I think I'll be modest with my gains and buy a used Lamborghini

>> No.19004354

Yes. Cows eat grass.

>> No.19004358

We aren't going to war with Venezuela "officially" most likely the spooks are going to organically start an uprising.

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>> No.19004369

Ok doomer, so nothing has changed from day 1 this disease showed up. If anything having a better understanding of how this virus works is bullish but keep being a bitch made nigger.

>> No.19004376

You're not buying anything with 15.5k you dumb fuck

>> No.19004380

We're still learning about covid, as that anon stated, there's evidence to suggest that it may have long term effects on the body and internal organs. Even if Covid doesn't kill most of the people it infects, an incredibly infectious disease permanently fucking with your internal organs would suck.

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Futures keep getting greener and greener

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Safe to say tomorrow will be another great day

>> No.19004388

>mortality rate continual drops lower and lower as time passes
>It's funny how fear makes people completely in denial of the nothing burger we tanked the global economy for
Fixed that for you, you dumb bitch made nigger.

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>> No.19004406

I piss on the open caskets of bearcucks. Bear niggers deserve 0 respect.

>> No.19004407

He can buy the badge that they put on the hood.

>> No.19004410

>28,000 deaths in a few months even after complete lockdown of all movement and activity in a country
Cool, can't wait for countries to begin opening up again and get fucked hard by corona-chan!

>> No.19004419

What are the big differences between sports gambling and playing the stock market?

>> No.19004424

He can get a years worth of rent in some shit hole apartment in the ghetto with that much money. I hope this fucker dies of the coof for being such a bitch made nigger.

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>> No.19004429

OKE and RTX bois how are we gonna do tomorrow?

Its been a chilly spring and Venezuela/Iran/China are aching for a missiling.

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>> No.19004432

Betting on the stock market is more fun and degenerate.

>> No.19004434

I hope so too so I can score more cheapies, but this virus is blown the fuck out of proportion. It's sold as an apocalypse while it's just killing some old farts around the globe.

>> No.19004436
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Imagine being a cryptofag thinking it will moon and meanwhile the boomers bought the dip on the stock market

>> No.19004444

Feels like bullshit I just watched a video on this guy the story in this post was talking about his other company nordic gold not otso gold. Seems sketchy

>> No.19004446

Yes cows eat grass, if they were being raised using natural methods they would be eating grass.

But that takes way more time and land (read: money) than feeding them heavily subsidized grains. We “supplement” cattle feed with corn and sòybeans to maximize calorie intake and fatten them up faster while they stay penned in with the other cattle, covered in each others shit. Some digestion problems and infections result, and we blast them with antibiotics to keep that risk at bay.

The result is cheap and tasty burgers. Oh shit I’m having steak tonight!

>> No.19004447

We're not your personal wikipedia, fuck off.

>> No.19004462

50% commercial aerospace and no war means treading water at best

>> No.19004464

one game is rigged by the government and the other powers that be, the other is not. bet accordingly.

>> No.19004485

Well yeah, if left unchecked it could infect a fuck ton of people and kill millions of (mostly old) people, but that rate of rapid infection is what's the problem, overloaded hospitals will leads to millions of people dying from non-covid deaths that couldn't get treatment. Any way you look at it, millions of people getting the virus is going to tank the economy, but so is staying in lockdown, you're really fucked either way.

>> No.19004491

It's the same company, they renamed Nordic to Otso by new management after it was restructured.

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>> No.19004527

We mainly feed cows corn, nearly 40% of our corn crop goes to cattle. In turn the cows produce metric fuck tons of shit that frequently washes out into local streams and water sources, polluting them. None of this even factors in the amount of water it takes to raise a single cow (and we raise millions), Cows are extremely resource heavy.

>> No.19004531

oh fuck

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>> No.19004558

>Crash oil price
>lol where all our money go?

>> No.19004562

Yes cows eat grass, and some very few farms still treat cows this way, but in general we don't feed them grass. In general cows are stuffed with hormone and antibiotic packed grain.

>> No.19004564

you're a retard. doctors have also discovered over half of confirmed cases are asymptomatic, literal nothingburger. go back to /cvg/

>> No.19004569

Why should I care about the sand people?

>> No.19004578

>Over half of confirmed cases are asymptomatic
While they're walking around in public and spreading the virus even more. How does this help your argument?

>> No.19004590

0 times 0 is still 0. They're spreading a nothing burger.

>> No.19004594

oh no they're spreading a largely asymptomatic disease that only is a threat to diabetic smokers in their 80's

how will we ever recover?

>> No.19004604

>Why should I care about the sand people?
they have a lot of that liquid black goo

>> No.19004610

And nearly 95% of the people dying are old boomers with underlying conditions. Get fucked you bitch made nigger.

>> No.19004615

Not the cattle that we turn into beef, that takes up too much land, we substitute their feed with other grains and box them up so close together that they can't even shit without it falling on another cow. This leads to disease, because we don't want our cattle to die we put antibiotics in their feed, how much? According to the FDA 20 million pounds of the stuff annually, or in other terms, 80% of all antibiotics sold in the US go to cows. People suspect this will eventually lead to "super bugs", germs that are antibiotic resistant that will reek havoc on human kind, they're probably right, it's just a matter of time really.

The cattle industry in the US is a ticking time bomb, not the green pastures you're sold on the commercials. That said, beef is delicious.

>> No.19004616


not buffet, trump

>> No.19004624

Its covid restrictions destroying the economy you should worry about, not covid.

>> No.19004626

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

>> No.19004627

Buffet is a bitch made nigger who deserves to die a failure and of the coof.

>> No.19004632

Smokers are actually more protected from the virus.

>> No.19004634

you're not going to get anywhere with these people, and you're better off assuming it's bait.

Futures algos don't seem to care yet

>> No.19004644

holy shit the absolute state of your understanding of statistics and cognition wow I can't believe you're even able to type out that retarded dribble, may God have mercy on your soul

>> No.19004645

I knew I'm doing something right

>> No.19004648

>there's evidence to suggest that it may have long term effects on the body and internal organs. Even if Covid doesn't kill most of the people it infects, an incredibly infectious disease permanently fucking with your internal organs would suck.
So does strep throat with rheumatic fever. An autoimmune response (like rheumatic fever) to a nothing burger like strep throat can damage your organs. Your body can overreact and damage itself, just like world economies can destroy themselves if they close because of a nothing burger.

>> No.19004652

>bitch made nigger
>bitch made nigger
>bitch made nigger
>bitch made nigger
>bitch made nigger

I'm stealing this one anon, and I admire your dedication.

>> No.19004653

Does this include smoking weed?

>> No.19004662


Cairo: Saudi Arabia’s government is suspending the cost of living allowance and raising the value added tax threefold, as part of measures aimed to shore up state finances, which have been affected by low oil prices and the coronavirus.

Cost of living allowance will be suspended as of June 1, and the value added tax will be increased to 15 per cent from 5 per cent as of July 1, the state news agency reported on Monday.

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>> No.19004715

look at the studies, it's actually extremely unlikely that an asymptomatic person would infect anybody.

>> No.19004723

>Open back up with no restrictions
>Virus spreads like wild fire, causing permanent damage to a ton of people and killing millions
>Whoopsie! There goes the global economy again!
You're fucked either way, opening back up will just lead to huge waves of the sickness which will lead to unrest, people living with at risk individuals will refuse to go to work, workers will strike until they get hazard pay, people will be hesitant to go back to restaurants or theaters for fear of catching the virus and killing grandma, the seamless return to normalcy is a pipe dream

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>> No.19004814

>Educational Sites

Anyone tell me if these sites are actually any good. I want to learn about investing and stop just buying what 4chan hypes up...

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>> No.19004995

bitch made nigger

>> No.19005033

international trading platforms haven't been banned in my country.
Whereas they did block access to sports bets.
You can easily bypass the internet block, but it would still be pretty hard to claim any profit legally.

>> No.19005073

Kek, I love that one. We got to call out the bitch made niggers on here.

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they all are, thats why they are in the OP you lazy sack of shit

>> No.19005112

Nigger if that were the case China would be fucked, they are up and running and laughing at you doomer bitch made niggers.

>> No.19005526

Why do people unironically believe anything coming out of china

>> No.19005580

Because I literally have a chemistry lab in shanghai. Listen to Elon Musk who has shit over there too, they are open and wanting to work. The niggers in wuhan are being punished over nothing, it's actually kind of hilarious.

>> No.19005629

They're not up and running, because China's economy is entirely dependent on the rest of the world buying their goods. Their efforts to shift toward domestic consumption stopped, and began regressing in 2015. The Chinese economy is headed for long term stagnation, and I genuinely don't know how they could possibly pull themselves out of the hole they are in

>> No.19005655

Also, they have been taking Uyghurs from their concentration camps in Xinjiang, shipping them across the country to different factories, forcing them to keep these factories running, while Han Chinese remain locked down. Factories might be running, but no one is buying, and they are being worked by essentially slave labor