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capitulation copeedition>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq >Stock market Wordshttps://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ >Risk Managementhttps://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp >Educational Siteshttps://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://nhentai.net/tag/futures/>Free Chartshttp://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live Datahttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendarhttps://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculatorhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdingshttps://fintel.io/>Mischttps://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.com>>18992782
Last chance. Accumulate DAL on Monday at opening.
Last chance. Accumulate JCP calls on Monday.
DraftKings? Will it keep going up? Should I buy on monday? I dont want to be priced out
First chance, grab some OTM spy puts on Monday.
>>18998765First for Secret Society BLANKET monetary expansion.>>18998672To accept the crabbing is to master one's own emotions. By learning to crab, one finds peace. Crabbliness is next to godliness.>>18998713Twitter beef? Post cap.
I only respect cunny and cash holders, bros.
>>18998820Same feelings here
>>18998802Why do you think jcp wont go under?
Portfolio is currently 20% gold, 50% cahs 30% cunny
Looks like we'll have a Fed statement on Wednesday.
I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...
>>18998839I don’t. But you can get Jun 20 $.50c for around $.02, worth a gamble in case they somehow stay afloat.
>>18998802Literally all factors and analysis point to bankruptcy unless it gets bought by a Target or an Amazon lol.Or all their 860 some high volume physical locations that are runaway dumpster fire hell on wheels get turned into cost efficient data centers or something that isnt big brand retail consumer discretionary
when's the next crash? I'm bored
>>18998927see>>18998918I’m not expecting a payoff on it, but to me it’s worth throwing $50 in just for the possible upside.
>>18998927There's going to be no shortage of cheap commercial real estate in a few months. Even the properties are going to be next to useless.
>he brags about having his four figures invested in this clown market>bears sitting out with six figures in cash that they will double when it dumpsescalator up elevator down etc
>>18998946No, anon, now is not the time for crashing. That comes later.
>>18998995>letting a perfectly good clown market go to waste>being a perma anythingTrade momentum, not your ideology, young one
>>18998956Maybe.But I think it's much more likely they are gone. Why would target or amazon touch jcp ? Who goes to jcp?50 dollars ain't much. How do I buy options?
>>18999043his gf (male)
>>18999060yeah, just daytrade like the professionals here, right? might work with your pennies
>>18999062I think if youre asking here you should probably stay away friend.
>>18999060>Trade momentum, not your ideologythe fuck does that even mean, provide examples of real life aplication
>>18999062Gotta be approved by your broker for options trading. Then it’s pretty much like buying equities, but you have to understand strike prices and greeks and stuff. Look it up online, the basics aren’t hard to understand.
>>18999097Second.>>18999105I think it means hold my bags, just make sure you can find someone else to pass them off to before it's too late.
>>18998826You pedo faggots need to die. Only retards held onto cash and got cucked by Chad's who literally doubled their money from the bottom.
>>18999105Buy when an uptrend starts, sell when a downtrend starts.
>>18999060>Trade momentum, not your ideology, young one
>>18998826only reason im holding cash is because my broker is shit. its nice seeing the wagebucks coming in though
>>18999129>just make sure you can find someone else to pass them off to before it's too late.to be fair thats just based speculation, I just dont understand how "trading momentum" doesnt make you the one with bags>>18999134>short/sell high cover/buy lowwow very insightful info, thx, never thought about it and have been trading only one side for years
>>18998826But my divvy stocks make me a cash holder regularly
/biz/??more like /crytz/, am I rite bois?
IF T BOND RATES ARE SO LOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO HEDGE MY PORTFOLIO WITH LIKE A BOGLE HEAD
>>18999163>wow very insightful info, thx, never thought about it and have been trading only one side for yearsThat's the point.
>>18999169shiny rock, qutie correlated with T bonds and T girls
>>18999169Dividend stocks are worthless for growth or value but solid blue chips are replacements for bonds
color of my ID decides the movement for this week
Why don't we just outlaw all investments besides the stock market?
>>18998826>I only respect cunny>posts pussy instead
OPEN THE FUTURES NOW I AM BORED
>>18999213Corporations need to sell debt.
>>18999213>implying that isn't what the Fed has been trying to do since 1990's QEBitcoin is next. Gold will be last.
I need Anons to let me know what they think about VTIQ/NKLA
>>18999248It’s close, brother.
>>18999132Except they haven't cashed out and now they're going to deal with an historic loss.
>>18999193>solid blue chips are a replacement for bonds>crashes your market
cashholders > bagholders
>>18999283Observe JNJ, PG, or KO
>>18999261Is this a Tesla knock-off?
what are the odds futures limit down tonight
>>18999301>JNJaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I miss owning JNJ and rest of the health bois
>>18999261thats literally a photoshopped ford raptor
If you're into stock options and have money to burn that you don't need or want; keep an eye these few weeks for infections in china. Disney has been trying to prop up their stocks further by announcing their park in shanghai opening tomorrow. The situation in china is shit and the stock will go down if someone gets infected. So ready your puts
>>18999261Auto will be fucked, small caps will be fucked, oil will be cheap, and liquidity will (eventually) be hard to come by. Not the best environment but I guess if you're investing in them you're already open to a stupid amount of risk. Some others like Rivian have planned fleet contracts iirc that may give them security, not sure if Nikola has anything like that.
>>18999276got any more of these gifs?
>>18999314Zero. Limit up.
>>18999366Be neat if they used the Raptor body sourced from Ford to build an electric. Not like Ford could compete.
>>18999105He's talking about going with the flow of the market to make money, up or down.Maybe you shouldn't trip if you're so clueless.
tomorrow I go OOOOOOOOOOO or AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?
>>18999376Never bet against the mouse. That will just make it stronger.
these are holy C trinity- cash holders- corona- cunny
>>18999301KO, YTD loss: -16.15%BND, YTD gain: +3.54%JNJ's price action is not decoupled from CV. It has direct exposure to the health industries associated with treating CV and sanitary products, so it has a much greater chance for recovery than decoupled blue chips, like KO.
>>18999404Mr. flow expert, can you please fucking explain where is your exit point of this "flow" you talking about in Q1 2020? I know where is mine
>>18999418I wish you good fortunes
>>18997082>a company’s share price is its valuationPlease, if you’re going to say such retarded things either: read a book, kill yourself, or do some critical thinking.If the company did a 10 to 1 reverse stock split, everyone who owned 10 shares of zoom would suddenly own 1 share worth 10 times as much. Do you think that would mean the company is suddenly valued 10 times as high?>>18999276>when the ballistics gel brappps out the entry wound
>>18999417>never bet against the mouseWhy not?
>>18999427KO is the "budget" option and yes its recovery has been slower but it will bounce back fastest as it is most directly tied to consumer discretionary spending. KO ate more than usual because restaurants, including FF, closed as well. JNJ, KO, and PG have been recession tested multiple times. If you looked at their charts over the pat 30-50 years you'd have a damn hard time picking out when recessions DID occur to anyone of them
Any small-cap value fans here?
>>18999496Many a man has become ruined financially by doing so. You have been warned. Do what you wish.
>>18999418Very based but I have a good feeling about all my big pharma holdings this week. There’s no real reason for me to ever be all cash, I know I can’t time the bottoms/tops.
>>18999376They lost a billion dollars in real money and missed at least three times that much in potential revenue last quarter and the stock price is up. DIS is officially just as memed a memestock as AMZN and TSLA.
I;m going to research some covered call strategies for my ROTH IRA. I'll keep yall posted on the results.
MNLO Chad's we are breaking 2 dollars this week!
>>18999534I thought you couldn’t trade options in an IRA?
>>18999415i want to breed a gyaru>>18999376pretty sure china just stopped counting infections in february. they're in the same situation as the west, they're just pretending it has been contained.
Which app do Canadian anons use for their stonks? I got some PM's and crypto, now looking to sink/invest my $$ into some thing else, since I can't buy a gun...
CA update incoming:
>>18999496Because it’s one of the oldest, largest, most iconic companies in the globe, and betting against Disney is a little bit like betting against the willingness of parents to spend money on their children.
>>18999533>They lost a billion dollars in real money and missed at least three times that much in potential revenue last quarter and the stock price is up. DIS is officially just as memed a memestock as AMZN and TSLA.Then why do people invest in it?
>>18999534just buy KNG
>>18999534>limiting your upside in a retirement accountdont
>>18999565You can only sell covered calls.
>>18999588M1: STRONG CRAB SIGNALH1: WEAK SELL SIGNALH4: STRONG SELL SIGNAL
>>18999501I'm not disagreeing with their value in a portfolio for being somewhat durable to recessionary environments, more so that they're still dragged down or buoyed by overall market sentiment, meaning that they traditionally wouldn't have been able to take over the roll of less risky asset classes. Though, these days, I think investors are fleeing into tech stocks with the same perception in mind, treating them as the new bonds, and will likely get burnt once there's a trigger to bring those valuations back down to earth.>>18999516Maybe in a few months, once we see how the reopening and recovery looks. If everything seems to be on track, then small caps will be well positioned for rapid growth over the next few years.
>>18999605>Why do people invest in the most prolific, enduring and defining cultural force in the world?Hmmm I dunno m8 brain can't work that hard.
>>18998826just hold cash bro
I want to invest in Sea World because I like Aquariums. I just can't justify the price right now with everything closed.
>>18999669Sea world was one of my fondest little kid memories
>>18999605Passive investing index and ETF funds have rebalanced their positions back into their holdings. They don't care about how any one of the components work just that they need to get their overall market movements again.The past month has been these funds getting back into the market because, as some of them are pension funds or municipal bodies, etc. they can't just "sit in cash". This is the "recovery" which has simultaneously dropped volume and made everything feel overpriced despite being back to where it was in Feb assuming its TIED to one of these indexes. Look outside, especially to the small caps, and you will see nothing has happened since mid April. People "bought the dip" there but volume has really dried out there.Boeing, Zoom, Disney, etc. are all "protected" because they are valuable as part of the index package. These passive investors won't really bother them about mismanaged funds, or lack of dividends, or whatever. They just need that green line to go up.
>>18999669I just checked out of curiosity, how did that piece of shit actually beat earnings estimates? I guess the analysts were expecting a bigger hit?
i dont respect women brosonly cunny
>>18999613>Stocks just go up 5% every week forever!>Stocks have infinite upside, therefore stocks have infinite value!>Why guarantee 10% per year when you could buy lottery tickets??
>>18999447I get out daily
>>18999659uuhhmm how the fuck?
I need to make more money brosI think I'm gonna get my CFA
>>18999724>>Why guarantee 10% per yearah i see, you have no idea what you're talking about. carry on
>>18999733>go with the flow>no exit strat >miss out on overnight major gains ok I see now, best investment strat in history of strats maybe ever
>>18999758>ah i see, you have no idea what you're talking about. carry onNice explanation retard. Why are you so fucking dumb? Have you tried not being retarded? Its probably too hard for you though. Sorry about the brain damage. Just keep buying lottery tickets. Maybe you'll get lucky and be able to buy a new brain. You'll probably just spend it on weed though.
>>18999782Once again you show you're a fucking idiot .
>>18999790i dont waste energy explaining basic math to rude posters. enjoy your "guaranteed" 10% on the next dip and recovery when you will quickly realize the stupidity of your actions.
>>18999810says who exactly? le flow pro daily exit man?
It's almost time, bobo
buy at close sell at open not vise versa idiots
>>18999837>implying missing out on overnight gains does more damage than holding into overnight losses
>>18999910i swear to god man these absolute Niggers.
Last chance to get in HTZ before the moon of a lifetime
>>18999910i love cunny bro
>>18999819>buy 6,000 of a stock>sell $10/week in options>$12 * 50 weeks = $600/year>600/6000 = 10%>doesn't even matter what the underlying price of the stock isYou are so fucking stupid. You are so dumb it physically hurts me.
When do futures open?
>>18999782Can you trip fag please fuck off? All your post make my eyes bleed with your stupidity
>>18999943The real futures are the friends you make along the way
>>18999913its not binary game with either or, lil flow pro... >>18999947theres a hide function for that
>>18999819>buy 6,000 of a stock>sell $12/week in options>$12 * 50 weeks = $600/year>600/6000 = 10%>doesn't even matter what the underlying price of the stock isYou are so fucking stupid. You are so dumb it physically hurts me.
If bobos don't shine this week, they never will.
This week will be the biggest bull run check em
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
i only respect cunny
DIS IS UNSTOPPABLE
>>18999985Every week from here on out will shine on.
Seems like its red boys,
Top is in
>>18999974here's your deleted post, as i already knew you can't do basic math. it does matter what the underlying price is, especially when it occasionally shits the bed, you sell calls on it, and then miss the recovery. keep working your $6k ROTH tho, maybe you'll get to a 5 figure account one day. btw, there are 52 weeks in a year, retard.
>>18998820MLB is meeting with the player's union tomorrow. Expected to announce a plan to start up by Tuesday.
>>19000055>52 weeks in a year>stock market is open ever week>typos>doesn't even provide a counter argumentLiterally fuck off you piece of shit. Why are you even fucking here?
>>18999837No. You clearly don't understand what day trading is. I don't know what this little strawman is you're trying to setup but you need to go ahead and take your trip off.
Thinking about shorting some oil stocks tomorrow.
>>19000104It doesn't matter if the market is closed with regard to theta decay on an option.
>>19000113no I dont
>>19000104>Why are you even fucking here?to call out retards. notice how i'm not in any other conversations.
The Age of Bull has ended. The time of Bear has just begun.
>>19000132I;m Thinking About Thos Oil Stocks
>>19000153Yes, I'm selling calls.
Already negative. RIP Bulls.
60% cash 40% equity FUCK bears
>>19000198We are still closed.
10 hours before premarket, going to finish watching mad men
>>19000246currently watching Seinfeld
>>19000198AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM FUCKING RUINED
>>19000233>absolutely nothing happening.Fun, I need to check cryptos. I’m bored.
>>19000246I watched this like 2 weeks ago for the second time and so did another friend whom I hadnt spoken to about it. Wth
bros... what is a stop limit order? if i'm holding stock X at $2 and i place a stop limit order, is the stop price the low price it would get executed to be sold at (like 1.50)? and the limit price is the high price it automatically sells at (ie 2.50)?
Why is everyone talking about the futures? The open is still 40 mins from now. Am I being rused?>>19000301>friendNORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>19000317In your example, the stop would be $1.50 and you would set your limit to $1.35-1.40 or so
Reminder that the virus isn't stopping anytime soon and there will never be a vaccine.This category of virus is notoriously impossible to create a vaccine for. Most attempts at vaccines for coronaviruses causes Antibody dependent enhancement which makes you even more vulnerable to reinfection and more likely to die on the second infection. That's what happened to many people with HIV and dengue fever.>Antibody-dependent enhancement (ADE), sometimes less precisely called immune enhancement or disease enhancement, is a phenomenon in which binding of a virus to non-neutralizing antibodies enhances its entry into host cells, and sometimes also its replication. This phenomenon—which leads to both increased infectivity and virulence—has been observed with mosquito-borne flaviviruses such as Dengue virus, Yellow fever virus and Zika virus, with HIV, and with coronaviruses.Not to mention the second wave that's going to hit americans next month. I hope you sold.
Green monday ahead fuck your emotion based futures tricking stupid shorters with too much money. Up we goClown world always delivers Check them btw
Why is it that every week people say futures open at 5 PM, and every week they actually open at 6 PM, and nobody learns?
>>19000353The virus is a nothingburger and even the normies are starting to realize that. Even with a second wave, people won’t go along with another lockdown
>>19000317Typically brokerages will charge a fee for stop limit order and smaller (or no) fees for a limit sell. This fee is typically flat and so becomes less significant with higher volumes
>>18999496because i was ruined by it kekthought it would drop to the 80s again. my puts did not age well
>>18998927his smug aura mocks me
>>19000353Second wave will do minimal damage. People adapt.
>>19000384they are master rusemen
>>19000356y u do this
musk is, and always will be, /ourguy/
>>19000353bitches dont know about my vitamin d & famotidine
>>19000421>reddit's favorite snake oil salesmanWhy?
>>19000430vitamin D does not treat infection if you aren't deficientI hate retards>t. phd
>>19000447>Who do you think controls the media?>Calls out Pedo guy>Fuck California
i am buying ZM puts on mondayi would encourage fellow options traders to look into it.
>>19000480i didnt say it treated anything, retard. normally people dont care about vit d deficiency, eventually they will.
>>19000480awww, yoda why you playa hatin
>>19000482Here you go bro:https://www.reddit.com/r/elonmusk/>>19000480Vitamin D is the new Hydroxychloroquine
I know half of you faggots are failures who still live with your parents well into your 20’s, but for the ones that are semi successful this is a reminder to call your mom. You owe it to her.
>>19000380u dumb dumbit's options expiry weeksideways action to crush retail options players then a sudden -2% dump right before the close on fri because bad orange man tweeted some mean words about chyna
>>19000552I already did woohoo !
>>19000552I can't ;_;
>>19000552Waiting for futures to open to call, so we can talk about futures when I call.
>>19000552Talked to her yesterday pre-emptively
>>19000565u dumb dumbIt's clown world dayGravity defying pumps to crush homosexual shorters then a sudden 20% pump right before the close on fri because based Emperor man redpills the masses about the chinese insectoids
>>19000552Passed away a few years ago. ALS.
>>19000552sent her flowers and a $200 doordash gift code
>>19000516I see a lot more ITM Calls being held though.
>>18999642Okay yes that’s a great reason to invest in KO, but he asked about Disney.:^)>>18999698Nice>>19000397I’m a season or two behind, should really catch up.
>>19000552>off-topic comment completely out of the blue>t. projecting loser coping with making money online as being semi-successful
>>19000713Someone doesn't love their mother.
>>19000727Mine had passed away several years ago. Had to use 50% of my net worth pay for funeral costs.
>>19000534>he isn't market-buying AYTU on mondaynot goyna make it
>I know half of you faggots are failuresWould this have been better received if he had said>I know all of you faggots are half-failures?
>>19000552i live with me mum n pop (still married over 40 yrs despite hating each other) and i'm well into my 30's. my pp also becooms PP when i see a passable trap. it's fucking over for me. no words you poast on this anime board can make me feel worse.
>>19000772im goyna file paper work with the state and get my name legally changed to Bobo. that's how committed i am to shorting. i am right and it's just a matter of time. 2 weeks, 2 years, doesn't matter. i'll baghold TVIX and SQQQ to the grave.
>>19000747Been monitoring them the whole last week. Not sure what to do this week, do you think it's gonna take off with earnings?
>>19000772Where did things go wrong ?
>>19000552i bought an iphone 8 plus for her today. i love her.
>>19000790my little gravestone will be hand-engraved with "here lies Bobo, suicided after going against brrr"...the tree of liberty will be watered with my blood.
>>19000790you will end up holding it so fucking long that the next spike will be below todays prices bitch Nigger.
>>19000713No, not living with your parents like a loser was the semi-successful part. I lose money online but have a job, a mortgage, and a family. I don’t listen to NEET’s, shoo shoo
>>19000805He’s a faggot who has deluded himself, and he’s a bear.So it was probably over for him when he decided he was right and everyone else was wrong.
>>19000752Idolmaster girls are really great.Only LL I like are Rin and You.
absolutely boring week
>>19000816> Last week America shit all over king of the BRRRRRRR Mnuchin, publicly all over twitter> Today he warns of serious economic disasterWhy would you bite the hand feeding you?
>>19000516You’ve convinced me.This is almost exactly like all the “short Disney” posts a while back. (When they all meant “buy puts” because they don’t use a real brokerage)I think I’ll sell puts.
>>19000857Really? What time do they open?
>>19000860>honda>sony>draft kingseh could be fun
>>19000860is Jack in the Box unkillable? when they murdered all those people with salmonna in the 90s, they launched a terrifying ad campaign "JACKS BACK" where that nightmare creature flouted his return
>>19000860My ET is reporting monday at 5. USAC did better than expected. I'm hopeful.
>>19000805i rage quit my cushy job in 2015 after getting frustrated with our office being filled with tokenniggers and a loudmouth lesbian. it's been downhill since then. my life has been hitting fresh new 52wk lows and finally basing around that area. if my trades pay off in the next couple weeks, plus more income from freelance work, i'll turn things around and get a nice van to live out of whilst the world slowly crumbles. for food i'll hunt. i'll sell extra deer meat to pay for gas. i'll use internet and electricity at libraries. heard the deer is extra tasty in Kansas. absolutely no one wants to live and hunt in Kansas or South Dakota. the way to truly "make it" is to do what others are not doing. i'm also learning how to pan for gold.city life isn't for me, it's only caused more mental illness and erections for literal confirmed trannies like zoomerchan and blairewhite. i actually beat off to blaire white without knowing it was born a boy. that's how far gone i am. i don't care anymore. if i need sex i'll get a lot lizard hooker. once you accept despair and failure, then you can move on.
>>19000864Who? Dont reply cause Idc either
>>190008815 hours from now
>>19000552You are a nigger
>>19000860Earnings season is basically already over dude, everything was shit and markets went up anyway. See you in 3 months when the same thing happens
>>19000902Big brained post, this guy fucks.
>>19000860Perfect week to buy draft kings and sell ridiculous calls
>>19000920Only twice as bad and twice as much up.
>>19000790Kek, no one longs etfs. Holy shit rename yourself Retardo de Potato.
>>19000860APPLIED MATERIALS>APPLIED MATERIALSAPPLIED MATERIALS>APPLIED MATERIALSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI kind of regret selling my Sony.
>>19000898i would short your life if i could, you pathetic excuse of a man.
>>19000860Hertz should report tomorrow I think. They pumped pretty good Friday
>>19000864i'm not biting anyone's hand. i'm making trades in accordance with my analysis and sentiment.>>19000841if you put a onions burger in front of a starving man, he will eat it. and likewise, if you put a feminine trap in front of a horney-and-lonely incel like me, i will get hard and want to fuck its mouth but not its anus. it's as simple as eplurbis unum.
every eventuality is priced in the quantum printer operates in 4d the bull lives on brothers don't worry about it bear, its chinatown
>>19000860Why don't companies ever report earnings on friday after close? Seems it would be best day to avoid retarded volatility as it gives everyone the weekend to digest the news. Actually, how does one choose when to report, in general?ALSO BRACE FOR OPEN
>>19000876>When they all meant “buy puts” because they don’t use a real brokeragePuts have better leverage and less risk than trading on margin if you buy the right puts.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMUSFUTURES RED
NOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE BACK TO FRIDAY 3:30PM PRICES
>>19000995I'm talking about the people talking shit to Mnuchin on Twitter. I hope he pulls the plug on the BRRRRRR machine and posts> Talk shit now faggotswhile the markets crash.
>>19000978Isn't this literally their last week before forced bankruptcy? They were given multiple extensions on their loans and the latest extension is through this week
>>19000876were supposed to buy DIS puts 2+ days before earnings, not on day of or day before earnings as they would spin and fake pump. DIS will be down big starting 2nd week of May though. don't axe me how i know, i just do.bears will profit, just look at how much cope and anger there is from the permabulls. they can't read a simple chart.
>>18998765Up or down tomorrow?
Not enough gap down...green day confirmed. Fucking PPT team is propping it up again over the next hours.RIP bobos.
I'm fucking ruined...
DONG DONG DONG DONGfutures open. Bears making the opening charge.
>>19000975too late fucko it's only up from here. you would get destroyed. imagine wanting to short something already at its absolute low. that's how i know you're a shitty trader.
>>19000898Good. Incels deserve unlimited despair.
>>19001028I can feel my calls becoming even more valuable.Already up 46%.
>>19001011>>19001018Will dumbfuck bobos fuck off? Negative 0.4% ooooohh I'm so scared!Every single fucking day that futures are down less than a percent, it gaps up 1-2% before open.
>>19001055>>19001049seething cuck, enjoy your mortgage and watching your wife get older and flabbier. i am totally free.
>>18999386Nikola has over 14,000 trucks ordered.
Cheapies in premarket nice
> Smallcaps bleeding the worst> Fladhing sign of bigley troubleYou okay there moomoo?
Airline's are gonna take a massive dump in the fall (or whenever they burn thru all that bailout money) cause lack of revenue means all those employees getting paid via bailout dollars will be let go once that money is gone. So yeah.. opportunity will knock again.
>>19001055i smell your fear mumuthe bears will crash this market again
>futures redIs it time bearbros?
>imagine being bullish right before the next biggest recession>imagine not selling after that massive pump off march lowskeep holding, i want to laugh the rest of this week.
lmao these futures are nothing. another green day tomorrow
>>19001055Tomorrow you die mumu
Dear Futures,Please make gold go up.Thanks,Gold Miner Trader
Should I buy more Wayfair puts?
Anyone following https://twitter.com/realwillmeadeor https://twitter.com/unusual_whales yet for good trades? Does it work?
>>19001149Hope they're covered puts.
>>19001149Looks pretty toppy. You should put all your money in puts.
>>19001149at what strike. i have the 5/15 $140s...feeling nervous
I'm going all in this week and hold. If this clown maker hasn't crashed yet I don't think it will at all
>>19001026I sold call spreads instead and harvested premium. I also shorted 10 shares but covered real quickly for a gain of $50 or so.Shorting is scary and I’m kind of a pussy about it.>>19001147Why? Don’t you want cheapies before Powell’s Wednesday Webcast?>>19001026What cope? Bears have been seething all weekend.I’m unironically thinking of flipping out of small cap shorts into small cap longs.
>>19001133>>19001112mumus are coping by calling us incels who live at home. i agree & amplify by saying i also like traps. it's over for the bullmarket, no amount of "reopen america" can fix the damage. the cat's out of the bag. the pump is over.
>>19001169yeah free money go all in
Guys Im all in 40$ June VIX calls. How fucked am I. Can I sell tomorrow for a profit?
>>19000995but you’re not describing prison gay, you could just as easily jerk off to pictures of women. Instead you choose to seek out pictures of men.
>>19001226if it crashes again just hold longeryou only lose when you sellbut i agree with you
Aaaand we are back
>730 days until I get all the money back that I lost>wake up>make another tally mark>long sigh
holy shit they aren't even hiding it anymore
When do jap market open?
>They organic pumps in the future market.>PPT team is doing a great job<3
>>19001231No I want it to skyrocket now, and into the foreseeable future.
>>19001170>Hope they're covered puts.
I AM ALL IN VIX 40$ JUNE CALLS GIMME SOME HOPE
>>189999436:10 PM EST
>>19000898bro please don't go panning for gold in Kansas
how the hell are futures down so much, SP is down almost 10 points. Was there bad news I didn't see.
Reminder that if your play somehow involves "getting rich" or "finally making it"you will lose, you will lose all of it. Never going to make it.
Honestly did not expect the gap to get filled this quickly, bad news incoming?
>>19001400not true, i have crypo
>>19001349lmao. Should’ve went three months further out
>T-the fed doesn't buy stocks!Yeah but the "plunge protection team" of big banks and the treasury exists to do the job when needed. Fake and gay bull market.
>>19001400fuck off faget I'm gonna be millionaire by 25 lmao
>>19001382S&P VIX is down 10 pointswhich is volatility so looks like a sloth market monday (flatline)
>>19001400>buying the VIX after the crashbig brain moves
>>19001400>yes goy, only chase 3% annual gains. only the tribe can get rich, not you
I AM SAVED
>>19001400Why the heck should I not try to finally make it?
>>19001448>Yes goy give us all your money, you'll be rich in no time! Good goy hand it all over, this is your time you're going to make it for sure now!
>Takes trillions to hold me back.
>>19001490Nobody loves or cares about you. I thought I should tell you.
If Nikkei opens green I'm going to shoot myself.
>>19001510Whenever you sell, you are channeling the bear.
FUCK MUMUSFUCK THE FEDS
Anyone /bullish/ on oil?
>>19001510A toast to the brave few.
>>19001419Couldnt have. Im eurocucked and my broker had only may and june. Will I be able to sell tomorrow for a profit?
>>19001524the market has always been rigged. stop fighting it.
y-y-you don't buy prostitutes with you stock profits right?
>>19001560I would if slavery wasn't illegal.But right now I just hire them.
>>19001560>Withdrawing any money outI only deposit money. So no, I don't pay people for sex.
>>19001548Lmao not when the S&P gaps up 3%
>>19001537Long term yesShort term no, anyone buying these june wti contracts at $25 is going to have some very heavy bags next week
>>18999581WS if you want to buy TSX for free.QT if you want to trade USD stuff.
>>19001537Feels like the few bump ups in oil prices are shorts
gonna dip my toes into the theta gang tomorrow selling covered calls.
>>19001296t - 1:20 hours
>>19001579>I only deposit moneybased
>>19001540Cheers to you
>stonks go up>tfw holding cashI have FOMO, but I know that as soon as I go all in the entire market will collapse
Why do people buy $190 SPY puts and $400 SPY calls?
is this all a bull trap?Are we going to tumble to nothing in a month?
>>19001637because you're surrounded by people taking long shots because they lack the confidence in themselves to make it on their own
>>19001643Obviously it's a bull trap, question is when the rug will be pulled, whether its next month or after the fucking election.
>>18999659sold your house and the ACH came in.
>>19001643QE is active, so no
>>19001637>peopleI know those bots are getting smarter by the day, but they aren't people yet.
>>19001560No, I'm saving up to move to chinaland. The West is rapidly decaying. The future lies in the East.
>>19001448desu you can pretty consistently make 8% yearly gains in the S&P 500, if you're investing very longterm. you just have to be willing to not touch your money - something no one on /biz/ can do.besides, during a crash like this, it feels stupid to keep your money in the S&P, when you could be buying puts or crypto or SOMETHING. or you could cash out at the top and buy back in at the bottom. that 8% figure is only true if you're willing to truly leave your money untouched.
>>19001149it's gonna be a W recovery.
>>19001587It'll be fine...........
>>19001715At 8% target, you can do better by choosing good divvy stocks alone, let alone combining with other strategies like writing calls.
>>19001149>Furniture company 10x in 2 monthsWhat the fuck?
>>19001715I'm doing both long term and short term. Long term; S&P fund & Total market funds - added to and won't be touched for 26 years. Short term; once the target price per share has been hit, sell whole position or bulk of for profit. Third; divvy stocks, buying more of on dips/free cash on hand and holding till I'm dead. Let drip work for 26 years then flipping off the drip switch.
>give up and buy on friday>futures haven't pumped yetI'll be ok right?
>>19001892>buying on a friday
im going to all in on qcom bros... see you next year....
I know this is /smg/ but can someone give it to me straight. Can I day trade forex for a profit?Has anyone done it?
>>19001919Supposedly, the real advantage of forex is you can have insane margin to trade it. However forex moves both erratically, and in very small amounts, so you're looking to open and close positions 0.01% apart and at a very low win-rate. It also doesn't have as much freedom and flexibility as stock and options.
>>18999754Lotta dick sucking
>>19001919sure if you're lucky
>>19001919Low profit, high stress.Small bids out if fear go for me, larter bets kill me everytime I gry cocky.Overall better off working a min wage job desu. Just my experience tho
>>19001947the leverage is the disadvantage. literally only there to entice retail and steal their money
What happens to your options when a stock splits?
>>19001963>>19001964>>19002016So its basically just gambling? I cant use leverage and make a solid buck? Has no one done it?
>>19002056Its perfectly reasonable thing to trade so long as you dont fall for the 100x leverage schtick. Use 25k-50k and 2-4 leverage max
Wtf is this thing?
>>19002059You mean to say that they plummet in value no matter if they're puts or calls?
>>19001537I don't have a good feel on oil right now and I'm not touching it.
>>19002040They are adjusted.
>>19002083short term bond etf. while the move looks dramatic, it was only 4%
New thread where? I’m phoneposter so don’t look at me
>>19001919The point of day trading is you use potentially a handful out of hundreds of stocks available that fit the criteria for that day (above average volume, previously gapped, earnings) etcforex just does move like that often, and has less to choose from so you end up taking moves because you feel you need to, not because the signs are there
>>19002073Reasonable sure. Is it viable. I know 4 people who legitimately live day trading stocks. Ive never met a forex guy.
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