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[Anonymous No.18987128]

>pulls down pants
>sits fat ass on toilet
>opens up binance
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>"Oh get ready linkies, here it comes"
>Clicks LINK/BTC pairing
>Clicks on Market sell
>types in 700k
>BRAAP.. BRAAAAAP.
>OH YEAH HERE IT COMES LINKIES
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>Hits sell on binance as watery poopoo flies out of his rectum
>"Heheheh, hows it taste linkies?"
>Goes back into office
>Rory asks him where he was

"Lets just say I had to feed the link marines"

[Anonymous No.18987145]

>>18987128
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.18987484]

Based

[Anonymous No.18988612]

>>18987128
Sergey is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at a crypto conference after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I love his plaid shirt and he laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Sergey? He touches his neck as he watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous crypto faggots grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, eating a big mac.
"Gonna pass that?" he asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I pass him my cardboard McDonald's box, the Big Mac stored safely within. He smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" He protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the memes?"
"You get used to it," he says, taking a long, pensive look at the Big Mac before he bites in.
"What would you do if you weren't building a decentralized smart contract empire?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Philosophy," he says quickly, looking into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" he inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

[Anonymous No.18988631]

Chainlink is a joke. Time to open the stage for a true business men

[Anonymous No.18988758]

>>18988612
Proceed

[Anonymous No.18989065]

>>18988612
Dude post moar gay sergey Mexican big mac stories plox

[Anonymous No.18989088]

>>18987128
So happy I dumped this shit at $4.50 for ARPA. Bring da gains, China.