/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18960872]

bears fuk into space

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/handholding

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

[Anonymous No.18960904]

I only respect cunny, bros. I think the top might actually be in sometime next week.

[Anonymous No.18960924]

>>18960904
>reverse image search
>it’s official art
Holy shit when did Pokémon become so based?

[Anonymous No.18960925]

/biz/ness tip, doing the opposite of what I do guarantees profits
I'm holding cash so you can do literally whatever you want and make money if you buy something, buy puts, buy calls, go long, everything will print money. I'm not going to FOMO

[Anonymous No.18960929]

You might think you're very smart and bath in narcissism of being a contrarian, but think about this - do you really want the economy to crash and everyone to live in the slums and shit in the streets? Do you want to be a slum king and sit on the throne of litter of dead economy and starving population, just for the satisfaction of your puts printing? Think about the women, who won't be able to afford yoga pants anymore. Do you really want to see them not wearing Gucci dresses and diamond necklaces? Or do you want artificial intelligence, self driven cars, machine-enhanced humans(think how many dicks you can jerk off if you had like 10 good hands)? Think about the fucking colonists. Do you think they came all this way thinking 'oh no we're going to fail'. No. They rode the bull train and fucked those indians out of their home continent. This is America. Stop being gay.

[Anonymous No.18960930]

anybody got a cool graphic for companies reporting earnings new week?

[Anonymous No.18960952]

what do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.18960969]

>Unemployment numbers the worst since the Great Depression
>The job report literally says expect massive job losses to last until at least 2021
>before may, whale sized puts were put on the S&P that expire at the start of June
>Oil literally went -300% in a day
>Amazon, the posterboy of the quarantine (surely they'd do well!) missed earnings and even stated in their call that they expect a loss in Q2 as well
>many big companies miss earnings
>the S&P500 is back at 2900, but only large tech stocks which are suprassing ATH are up while other small businesses are still significantly low
>Even mainstream news are now openly saying equities and the economy have a huge rift between them
>record low volume
>88% of the market index gains were in AH or premarket for the entire month of April.

Let's face it. The Plunge Protection Team, a real 'team' created by the US government, is manipulating the futures and gaping us up every day. They are doing this to get more liquidity in the market by tricking investors into thinking everything is better again.

They were originally relying on hopeful news like GILD's new vaccine, good earnings reports, or the economy reopening with minimal damage, but the facts are building up that we have basically dropped a nuclear bomb on the economy on top of what was already a tech bubble.

I fully expect the banks the PPT are colluding with to start going "yeah fuck this" and start dropping out. They were coasting the market under the original assumption things would genuinely work their way out and get fixed and avoid an unnecessary drop in the process. They are getting worse. Look at the lead up to the crash as well. A perfectly straight line up with terrible volume. I believe the PPT anticipated the first drop and inflated the market to minimize the drop. A similar thing happened in February 2018 with a literal exponential jump in the S&P500 before the first drop.

[Anonymous No.18960997]

crazy to hold onto this over the weekend? most of my portfolio is in it

[Anonymous No.18961005]

>Texas is “re-opening the economy”
>massage parlors aren’t allowed to open
WHAT THE FUCK WHEELIE MCGEE, I JUST WANT A SMASH FACED ASIAN PIGGU TO MILK ME AAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.18961042]

>>18961005
is that real or just a meme?


like if I go to a massage parlor after all of this can I actually get a bj?

[Anonymous No.18961048]

You all will regret not buying EMAN. I have 5200 shares and plan to hold until Wednesday or Thursday prior to the earnings call. EMAN is not the next MVIS or UAVS; rather, it is a potential long.

[Anonymous No.18961066]

>>18961025
https://tdameritradenetwork.com/video/rB4AoXHpGHeBcfR3AY4EAQ

[Anonymous No.18961072]

Does anyone have a CNBC livestream?

[Anonymous No.18961073]

>>18960969
cope

if you're finding yourself longposting to try and explain why you're bear and doing lots of TA to convince yourself the market is bearish, then you're doing something wrong

[Anonymous No.18961075]

>>18960952
>The old SP500
>The old Nasdaq
>The old DoW

[Anonymous No.18961103]

>>18961072
nvm i got one

[Anonymous No.18961118]

>>18961073
Everything I said was 100% true. You're in a market bubble and actually going along with the obvious bullshit. Whys is 77%-88% of the market gain in premarket and AH?

[Anonymous No.18961122]

>for once, I didn't get BTFO by the markets

Feels good.

[Anonymous No.18961131]

>>18960872
what is /smg/ listening too tonight?
i'm enjoying https://youtu.be/whep_5RCU6g

[Anonymous No.18961139]

>I'm not wrong about the economy.
>It's a conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.18961144]

Gas the kikes

[Anonymous No.18961147]

>>18961073
Everything cope nowadays. Economy is re-opening and all the 20,5m jobs lost are coming back. Everyone lives their lives as usual and consumer credits will skyrocket again!

Stock market is decoupled from economy, but the stock market always comes back to reality sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.18961159]

[Anonymous No.18961180]

>>18960546
No not yet, my friend's dad is a finn with a bunch of connections so I hope to get something from him first. I never invest in precious metals but investing in a mining company that is led by a company with a good record and is about to launch operations is pretty damn juicy, getting in early there would be something to brag about if it works out. The problem though is that a company named "Dragon Mining" has been mining gold for a long time and they kept on losing the amount mined annually near the area Otso will mine, they also ran into problems with protests and shit which slowed everything down and forced the government to investigate the site (which then led to more problems and delays).
We'll see though, if his dad gives me SOMETHING good I will probably invest in it

[Anonymous No.18961181]

>>18961073
DEATH TO ISRAEL JEW

[Anonymous No.18961183]

>>18960872
Wouldn't it be fun if there were lewd-based stock market investment options where like if your stock went up, instead of getting money, the CEO and secretaries were all really hot women and if you invested in their company heavily while it was down, and then it went back up, if you owned a certain amount of stock in the company they would do a private video for you or something? Or like, in lieu of dividends you could get customized nudes from employees in the company and the number and rank of them you got the nudes from varied with how much dividends you'd be entitled to?
But also there would be a benefits structure for pumping, so like if you owned 5% of a company's shares and it did well and pumped, you could make the qt frosty CEO send you a private video of whatever you wanted, on the condition that if you let it become public you'd be essentially forfeiting your shares back to the company?
But on the other hand if you owned 20% and it was a big pump, you could have her fly out to your house just to give you a blowjob, or even broadcast something to the board, the shareholders, or even the general public with your shares in the company and its recent gains giving you "buying power" over how wide the audience would be, if it were live or not, how much nudity or whatever?
Imagine investing big into a major tech company and it moons, making you rich and the famous CEO waifu even richer, but the caveat is she has to sit on her desk with the great view of Manhattan, spread her legs and piss her $10K pantsuit on a livestream accessible to anyone who owns at least 5 shares of her company. While singing some meme song or something.

Anyways, I think that would be cool. Thoughts on how we could introduce this?

[Anonymous No.18961190]

Who's the memer on CNBC? He's said money printer goes brrt and the happening, both in under a half hour

[Anonymous No.18961203]

[Anonymous No.18961219]

>>18961181
have sex

[Anonymous No.18961228]

>>18961144
>>18961203
You can be a literal Nazi, buy stocks and collect dividends from Jew run businesses.

[Anonymous No.18961234]

>>18960952
>you only lose when you sell, bro!
I’m not a permabear but I’m definitely not going all in with the risk of such a huge downside and (what appears to be) a limited upside.

80% cash until we close above 300 or below 280.

[Anonymous No.18961238]

>>18961219
I’m going to kill some Jews at my local synagogue

[Anonymous No.18961241]

Should I go all in on $PAA or $NHF?

[Anonymous No.18961256]

CANT BEAT THE MOUSE

[Anonymous No.18961274]

Couple quick numbers:

1. Congress is 99% boomers, who do you think they went to school with? Who do you think they play golf with? Who do you think paysdonates to their political campaigns? Other boomers.
2. S&P500 CEO Average age. 58 years old. These boomer CEOs went to school with boomers from congress.
3. Boomers are YOLOed to the balls into stock market. They are not going to retire with half their net worth wiped out. They are going to push their buddies in the congress to QE the fuck out of this dip. By any means necessary. The younger generation is going to pay for it, but who cares about a bunch of purple haired fembois.

Simple as that. Everything else i.e. longreads from "economists" (a profession as practical as a gender studies degree) is smoken mirrors.
The moral is simple: get aboard the boomer train, we're going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.18961282]

>He isnt longing the cheapest mcdrones on the market for the incoming vietnam 2.0
>he thinks burgers still use missiles
you RTX homosexuals have no clue, no fucking clue

[Anonymous No.18961284]

>>18961181
>>18961203
go back to /pol/ you fucking edgelord

[Anonymous No.18961290]

>>18961147
What if the economy does come back quick and your doomposting led you to miss a once in 20 year dip? You don’t know the future

[Anonymous No.18961312]

>>18961238
have sex incel

[Anonymous No.18961316]

>>18961282
RTX: P/E 8.90
KTOS: P/E 130.66

[Anonymous No.18961319]

>UBER EPS misses expectations by -98,52 %
>stock up 6%
I mean i gave up trying to understand but wat?
Are investors just looking for ways to burn cash as best as possible?

[Anonymous No.18961323]

>>18961238
Ok FBI.

[Anonymous No.18961325]

>S&P500 is straight up
>the GEX is now straight down
uh oh

[Anonymous No.18961329]

>>18961290
I am making my gains while day trading, no perma bull nor perma bear here. Just trying to see things rational and without emtional attachment.

>You don’t know the future
But you do? You are ruining your own argument with that random phrase.

[Anonymous No.18961330]

>>18961238
In minecraft?

[Anonymous No.18961347]

>>18961147
'economy is reopening' without coasts the hicklands of the usa are meaningless and ca/nyc are not reopening anytime soon

[Anonymous No.18961373]

>>18961347
This whole post was ment as a satire...anon...please.

[Anonymous No.18961374]

>>18961325
Viet Nam Electrical Equipment Joint Stock Corp (GEX)
is up m8. +0.65%

[Anonymous No.18961375]

>>18961284
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
you are aware this is 4chan, right?

[Anonymous No.18961395]

>>18961316
did you not learn anythign these past month you stupid phd in finance table reading excel nerd fuck? RTX BEAT ITS EARNINGS AND STILL DIPPED LIKE A WHORE
THEY ARE HUNTING YOU BECAUSE YOUR WAY IS REASONING IS UNIVERSALLY ADOPTED RATIONALITY THAT IS EASY TO ANTICIPATE
YOU ASKING TO GET FUCKED
YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZIER THAN THE MARKET
ALSO GOOD LUCK HITTING A PLASTIC DRONE INVISIBLE ON RADARS WITH YOU DILDOS

[Anonymous No.18961397]

>>18961325
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix?

Basically this is a reflection of dark pool movements and can help somewhat indicate what large institutions are doing with their money.

the GEX indicator is literally straight fucking down despite today's rally. In other words, big money just went "fuck this shit."

[Anonymous No.18961400]

>>18960925
>holding cash
inflation is killing it every second the printer does bbrrrr sound. up or down - make your moves and don't be a sissy.

[Anonymous No.18961414]

>>18961347
>ca/nyc are not reopening anytime soon
The stock market in New York has been open since early April. There is nothing else of value in New York.

[Anonymous No.18961415]

Oil bros, you are my brothers.
Natty Gas bro.
God bless America!

[Anonymous No.18961417]

this reply >>18961397 was meant for >>18961374

[Anonymous No.18961419]

>>18961183
Forgot my read-bait image

[Anonymous No.18961441]

>>18961400
>Average /biz/ user
Brrrr aka QE doesn't lead to inflation. We are currently in a deflational phase, just for your interest.

[Anonymous No.18961458]

>>18961228
You don't understand, whenever I'm wrong it's because jews, whenever I'm right it's because I'm a genius.

[Anonymous No.18961469]

>>18961441
explain

[Anonymous No.18961470]

>>18961395
You have to be crazier than the market or not crazy at all.
Zoom out. When things recover, will a major defense player with a P/E of 8-9 exist? No chance.
You're free to play clown market - in 2 years I hope you won't regret it.

[Anonymous No.18961486]

>>18961284
Jew detected

[Anonymous No.18961490]

>>18961290
Great! That means there's economic and market clarity and you can get back into the markets in a month or two. A month or two without gains isn't a big deal if it's the next decade-long bull run. But, if we follow historical precedent and the gravity of the situation finally hits the markets, then there is certainly a lot more downside risk right now. You might have to wait years to break even, even DCA'ing in. What's easier to do, wait a few months for clarity, or YOLO long now? If you got in during March, it's not as big of a deal. You can tolerate a lot more downside risk and either hold or pull out if you feel like shit is really hitting the fan. But for someone jumping in right now, it's much more risky.

>>18961400
No, it's not. There was a huge demand shock we have yet to recover from that will be responsible for some deflationary pressure. Inflation will come, though P/Es are already getting buoyed in the short term, making it a little more difficult to discern reasonable valuations. So, maybe over a few years, but not over a few days, weeks, or months.

[Anonymous No.18961491]

>>18961395
Drones can be hacked, especially by information technology heavy states like Russia and China.
These drones will still be secured with RTX's services because they dominate all defense contracts surrounding IT.

[Anonymous No.18961500]

>>18961441
average /biz/ user has literally no idea how deflation happens. they believe bundles of cash have to be physically burnt for deflation to occur

[Anonymous No.18961516]

>>18961183
You have brain damage

[Anonymous No.18961517]

imagine being a retarded bear who didn't buy the march dip.

fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.18961532]

>>18960952
Cup and handle forming

[Anonymous No.18961543]

>>18961441
>We are currently in a deflational phase
Stock prices and food prices are increasing. Gas prices are slowly increasing as well. /smg/ tends to be contrary to realiy.
>>18961417
OK, but those two graphs don't seem to correlate or predict each other so there is no point.

[Anonymous No.18961544]

> stonks go up
> I buy puts

[Anonymous No.18961545]

>>18960929
Yes . Fuck the system. Kill all Jews.

[Anonymous No.18961556]

>>18960952
the future shanghai composite index

[Anonymous No.18961560]

>>18961183
Death to Israel and Jewish bloodlines worldwide

[Anonymous No.18961561]

bros how easy is it to create an ETF?

It would be comfy to create a /biz/ one full of meme stocks?

[Anonymous No.18961575]

>>18961500
sorry, but sounds like bear propaganda. make your case and we'll talk or get fuk

[Anonymous No.18961580]

>>18961543
stock prices are increasing due to wild bubblish enthusiasm. meat prices are increasing due to literal meat shortages

[Anonymous No.18961590]

I bought the dip in march and sold now at profit, so yes I expect at least the correction on stonks. Why would I risk holding when the FED got the fuck out of the market?

I earned money and that's enough, right?

[Anonymous No.18961594]

Uh... Guys?

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix?

The GEX did a sharp downturn despite today's rally. I don't think they're going to keep the market up anymore.... They were hoping that good news would normalize the markets but no good news came and now the dark pools are moving their money in anticipation of heavy downward movement.

[Anonymous No.18961599]

>Government bonds down
>Corporate bonds down
>New bonds have low rates
>Stocks go up
Ummm that doesnt seem good.

[Anonymous No.18961605]

>>18961042
Ya, the asian ones. If they’re open past 9 pm, they’re a sperm donation station and not a massage joint.

[Anonymous No.18961608]

>>18961491
Yes hacking can occur.
However multi-spectrum jamming is far more effective and cheap.

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/13549/russia-may-be-testing-its-gps-spoofing-capabilities-around-the-black-sea

[Anonymous No.18961609]

>>18961561
>CUNNYPRO /BIZ/ ALL CAP

[Anonymous No.18961610]

>>18961594
>GEX down
great, less pushback on this golden bull run

[Anonymous No.18961612]

>>18961599
Can you explain please how these are intertwined? Thank you

[Anonymous No.18961613]

>>18960952
Bank of Japan trying to eliminate the war economy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY

>>18961580
Thanks for the quick economics lesson on demand and supply. I thought we were talking about inflation and deflation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consumer_price_index

[Anonymous No.18961623]

>>18961590
Who said they got out? They still pumping 20 billion a month as far as I know

[Anonymous No.18961624]

>>18961543
>Cherry picking random goods to justify his believs.
Associating your pic with inflation or deflation is another level of retarded. This has solely to do with shortages and broken supply chains.

What has stock prices to do with inflation and deflation right now? Stock dropped a few weeks ago? Was that because of inflation or deflation? Anon...I am shocked by your understanding of economy right now.

/smg/ tends to make up their own reality. You are the perfect example.

[Anonymous No.18961631]

>tfw bought Tesla for $500 and sold at $700
>it's $800 now

[Anonymous No.18961633]

>>18961516
Sure, brain damage from my big galaxy brain pressing up against my skull too hard causing severe and potentially lethal subdural hematoma!
Stocks are boring and there's no real incentive not to just diversify like a motherfucker and wait for the endless inevitable pumps.
If I'm going to go all in on a risky company, I want it to be because my success will grant me not just gains, but the 11/10 cute genius Ukrainian immigrant chick CEO will also show me the goods when we succeed together, and maybe walk through Times Square topless if I buy in heavy enough.
>>18961560
Sure anon that's cool, but I don't see what that has to do with adding executive waifus to stock markets.

[Anonymous No.18961634]

>>18961610
No one is actually buying the market. Do you understand that?

The gap ups have been on absolutely minimal volume with the only real open hours volume on the exchange coming from selling.

If whoever is manipulating the market upwards thinks "ok, this is inevitable" then it will go red.

[Anonymous No.18961643]

Pride before the fall

[Anonymous No.18961647]

>>18961183
That’s gotta be the most BASED thing I’ve seen all week. Keep the ideas coming, anon

[Anonymous No.18961654]

>>18961599
the yields are still garbage who cares

[Anonymous No.18961655]

>>18961623
The pump slowed considerably since the beginning of May.

[Anonymous No.18961668]

>>18961634
>no one is buying the market
>minimal volume
the daily/weekly volume is the same as it has been for years
did you just learn about stocks now and think that the volume in the last month was normal?

[Anonymous No.18961675]

>>18961624
>random goods
>random
Food and gas are part of CPI.

[Anonymous No.18961678]

>>18961599
>United pulls $2.25B bond offering $UAL
It’s amazing to witness Airline industry crash.
Remember when people dressed fancy on airline flights?

[Anonymous No.18961684]

>>18961608
I built one of these for my senior project. Kinda overkill since I'm in IT.

[Anonymous No.18961689]

>>18961490
>demand shock
it will be long gone in a month or two after the economy reopens. 0 interest rate free money for the years to come

[Anonymous No.18961693]

>>18961612
>>18961654
>>18961678
>People leaving bonds and buying stocks
I dunno man. Bonds are supposed to be stable and safe, but with rates so low even cash is better, and with company credit downgrades corporate bonds are risky, so risky people are selling them for 20-50% their face value. How can bonds be more risky than stocks?

[Anonymous No.18961695]

WHAT THE FUCK

YOU LITTLE SHITS DIDNT THINK TO MENTION THIS TO ME???

The parties are now in a race to see who can give the most gibs (and of course, bash the other party’s plan and try to sneak in as much porkbarrel bullshit they can.

[Anonymous No.18961697]

Kill all jews

[Anonymous No.18961715]

>>18961643
>all in on TVIX and down 30% for all time
>I refuse to sell because I know the market is in a bubble and this is a once in a couple year opportunity to 3x my money.

I'm stubborn. The PPT knows they're fucked with this last job report literally saying all of 2020 is fucked to hell.

>>18961668
look at the pre-market and after hours volume that actually gaps us up +1% or more. It's microscopic.

[Anonymous No.18961716]

>>18961695
Because nobody here is actually reading any news. They're just memeing their doomsday nonsense.

[Anonymous No.18961723]

>do a sell call
>gets exercised
>wheres my premium that doesn't seem to get credited immediately?
>wheres the amount they needed to pay per share
>account shows a buying power at one level $500
>account says I have $1400 in cash
>the sell call is at a strike of $10

Why am I $100 short not to mention the premium? Ive done options before and they dont cough up the premium immediately but rather at expiration which is pretty lamr.

[Anonymous No.18961735]

>>18961695
>expecting /smg/ to be well informed
Kek

[Anonymous No.18961739]

>>18961256
Absolutely based and support your local station pilled.

[Anonymous No.18961746]

>>18960924
Never stopped being based

>>18961695
maybe it's the infrastructure bill. ANYWHERE IS THERE ANY NEWS ON THE EMPLOYEE PAYROLL TAX CUT. YOU FUCKING STUPID FFAGGOTS CUT PAYROLL FOR EMPLOYERS AND REFUSE TO CUT FOR EMPLOYEES. FUCK THESE GUYS ARE MORE SUICIDAL THAN R9K. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.18961757]

>>18961715
>futures volume is low
>that means the market volume is low
>market traders have to follow futures
>also you are all in on TVIX
lmaoing at you senpai

[Anonymous No.18961758]

>>18961715
Well I'm a cash bear with some defensive
equities. TVIX and shorting the market is too much for me.

[Anonymous No.18961770]

>>18961624
Lol when will corona investors leave the board?

[Anonymous No.18961783]

>>18961695
>already passed 2 trillion stimulus
>double what was passed in 2008
>we need to pass more
COME THE FUCK ON!
FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY GOVERNMENT!
FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY STOCK MARKET!
FUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY SOCIETY!
If you are poor, prepare to lose your home and starve.

[Anonymous No.18961785]

>>18961695
What does it mean? I honestly don't read the news as it is easier to ask /smg/

[Anonymous No.18961805]

>>18961783
>OVER 4T BAG FOR CORPS
THIS IS JUST FINE.

[Anonymous No.18961813]

All cash and waiting

[Anonymous No.18961814]

>>18961470
>Zoom out
>When things recover
>in 2 years
in 2 years Ill be retired raising lobsters for fun while you fucking dca into VOO
>>18961491
>direct conflict with china or russia
>ever happening
american army bombs brown children, can brown children hack a drone?
you know what fuck it, I tried getting you on this signal but you want to hold gay shit for 6 years then go ahead

[Anonymous No.18961824]

>>18960872
>SPY 293.40 after hours

Holy shit my niggers... we really reaching SPY 300 this monday?

[Anonymous No.18961836]

>>18961689
We'll see. Most projections do not align with that assessment, hence the prolonged economic recovery that will take at least until the end of 2021. Some sectors are expected to take even longer, like air travel.

[Anonymous No.18961844]

>>18961805
>4T
And none for the plebs, they are too irresponsible with money. :^)

[Anonymous No.18961848]

>>18961414
Nothing of value besides the millions of people who spend half their pay cheque on onions-pods rents and the other half on consooming.

[Anonymous No.18961855]

>>18961675
Thanks for deciding to quit the discussion very quickly.

If you are interested in learning how economy works, read the book yourself, could help you too.

In the meanwhile some good other input for you.

>https://investors-corner.bnpparibas-am.com/investing/deflation-not-inflation-is-the-main-risk-now/

[Anonymous No.18961859]

>>18961647
Okay.
Let's change it up a bit, the ones like I describe are actually warm and welcoming, if shy.
"Pl-please believe in my company, although it's still small! We develop new surgeries for pets and I think it can really fill a niche market! It's embarrassing to talk about, but if we hit this quarter's volume and value targets I...I guess I'll be taking off my shirt for all of you! So, nice to meet you and please don't be too disappointed by what you see!"
So those are the ones who as their companies grow and the stakes and money grow they do more and more stuff for the stockholders, and they just sell the company and settle down if they don't want it to get too extreme, or else they transition into a steady growth firm so they're now in their 30s and just do a mild cute little show with some flashing every quarter for dividends, maybe only for the board.
The other path, which is often taken by the frostier ones when their business get big enough, but can be taken right from IPO by the hardcore tsuntsun arrogant greedfus is to flash, cam, and do custom stuff against successful PUTs instead. Basically an "I'm gambling it all on my success, putting my body on the line, come and get me!". Very risky and dangerous because it incentivizes more puts than buys, so it only works if she knows her company and products are so solid that she'll keep on teasing and draining the wallets of putfags with stronger and stronger stocks from t. knowers investing and making bank rather than nudes. So some of them will be basically untouchable arrogant rich predators who always get out of every downturn and run the very best businesses, and have nothing on their "record" other than a few times they had to show their tits back in college because of amateur mistakes in earlier companies. Of course putfags are under no obligations and can share what's put out with everyone because they're buying AGAINST the company.

[Anonymous No.18961860]

>>18961824
yeah, it was just a big dip for smart money that i missed

[Anonymous No.18961916]

>>18961814
>Pakistan also has a huge information asset. >They have been known to train individuals that start terrorist organizations.
that being said, no reason to be mad fren. I have KTOS and RTX. America shells out when it comes to defense spending.

[Anonymous No.18961920]

K I L L A L L J E W S
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[Anonymous No.18961944]

[Anonymous No.18961958]

[Anonymous No.18961964]

>>18961715
>I refuse to sell
I am sorry young man, we don't negotiate with terrorists. You're probably think they will write books about how diamond hands you are, but you're fighting a losing game. Your pride is costing you money and opportunities and you have watched Big Short too many times, buddy.

[Anonymous No.18961973]

>>18961631
Thanks for the short term capital gains taxes
- The Gubbermint

>>18961920
Go right ahead and try, I don't have much to live for. The way the world is going, everyone who isn't a politician or ceo is going to be a peasant.

Being a peasant doesn't sound comfy to me.

[Anonymous No.18961995]

>>18961643
more like fall before the pride

[Anonymous No.18962004]

>>18961758
>TVIX and shorting the market is too much for me.
I studied the VIX and TVIX quite a bit in preparation for this. A 2nd spike after a huge drop almost always happens before the VIX actually pitters out. The only time the VIX has hit such a high was in the 2008 financial crisis and it did a double top afterwards.

If that holds true, we'll see another TVIX spike max out at between $700-800.

After this job report, we will see what happens. If next week isn't red like I genuinely anticipate it will be as banks and the PPT stop propping up the market, I'll take my loss. The GEX has been pretty significant in its movement and accuracy for this drop.

[Anonymous No.18962032]

>>18961695
Literal race to the bottom. We hyperinflation now.

[Anonymous No.18962044]

[Anonymous No.18962049]

>>18961973
>Being a peasant doesn't sound comfy to me
I prefer being a peasant instead of being a peasant that's worked like a slave.
Let me till those fields and goof off, mr shekelberg.

[Anonymous No.18962051]

>>18961859
So in essence, anything a ceofu puts out for successful put calls is public, plus it's more likely to be humiliating because puts are generally sharper when they succeed and people will bandwagon to get better lewds midway through. So these small failures will sort of be her motivation to keep frustrating the putfags while they keep posting around her old pics talking about how they're going to expose her for real this time, but generally they fail, UNLESS some old moneyfag turns 80 and decides rather than leave his legacy to his ungrateful kids he wants to dump lots of stocks at an inopportune moment and make some frosty gamblefus publicly play with some anal beads.

Then you have your brokers sending you their lingerie pics to get you to keep investing with them, and lastly you have renowned futuresfus and tipsfus throwing hot takes all day long on Twitter and finance blogs trying to manipulate pumps and dumps by either directly stating confidence in something or trying to reverse-psychology people by saying she'll do x thing if she's off on x call by x amount.

Also the US Treasurer is a smoking hot C-cup model who sends you a random nude of herself whenever you purchase an additional $10k in Treasury bonds.

[Anonymous No.18962059]

What if I bought stocks then used options to hedge my positions?

[Anonymous No.18962062]

[Anonymous No.18962065]

>>18962051
Death to Israel you insufferable kike servant of Satan

[Anonymous No.18962077]

>>18961395

[Anonymous No.18962081]

>>18961048
quick rundown on EMAN?

[Anonymous No.18962086]

>>18962049
Pesants sleep with their animals, enjoy your fleas.

[Anonymous No.18962090]

>>18961836
>projections
that's just advertising. if you take a sample of monkeys big enough and they will throw bananas into the wall, eventually some monkey will emerge that hits the same spot 100% of times. same with analysts. the world is run by people, not numbers

[Anonymous No.18962097]

>>18962086
H O T

[Anonymous No.18962106]

>>18961590
Same, I made 2-3x on a large investment from early march - now, so I’m good too

[Anonymous No.18962123]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.18962126]

>>18962004
>almost always
thats how stock trading works in general

[Anonymous No.18962128]

Bobo, hey bobo, pick up the phone!

[Anonymous No.18962151]

forevermore

[Anonymous No.18962163]

>>18962097
based
>>18962049
there's some truth to that, but I've seen Seven Samurai, I know it's not all fun and games being a peasant.

>>18962004
post position and basis
I'm legit thinking of buying more SVXY...

>>18961594
>The GEX did a sharp downturn
yeah... it decreased about a third but it's still solidly 3.75 trillion positive.

>>18962065
>I’m so depressed right now. It’s not even that I lost $ it’s that I’ve lost every motive to try to play the Jew manipulated market.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can I get a QRD on what "investments" you made? Let me guess, you bought puts when the vix and IV were astronomically high? You bet against the USA and tried to fight the fed, with leverage?

[Anonymous No.18962179]

>>18961920
Bearish?

[Anonymous No.18962193]

>>18962090
Those numbers are what help shape policy, particularly when they're being supplied in-house. If the government is bracing itself for 10% unemployment for the next several years, it will likely base its policy decisions around that. If that's the case, it would be prudent to consider why and how they came to their decisions and conclusions.

[Anonymous No.18962208]

PUT YOUR CRYTPO WALLET ID IN THE BAG MOTHERFUCKER

W-what the hell is a bond? dafuk is a option bitch WHERE ARE THE SATOSHIS

[Anonymous No.18962214]

>>18962059
Sound like gay nerd shit. You should all in on calls.

[Anonymous No.18962217]

>>18961256
>no lines

can't beat that

Can't douse the mouse

[Anonymous No.18962228]

>>18961855
>>https://investors-corner.bnpparibas-am.com/investing/deflation-not-inflation-is-the-main-risk-now/
Good post. Whatever asset you are trading, you should be watching for signs of deflation and know how the asset is affected by deflation.

[Anonymous No.18962235]

>>18962179
bears being delusional larpers is not bearish.
see:
>>18961809
>>18961851

pol is always financially wrong, bullmode

[Anonymous No.18962240]

>>18962065
Anon I'm not going to marry one of these disloyal whores and reproduce with her while she fucks someone behind my back, accuses me of "emotional abuse", drains the life out of me, probably fucking aborts my offspring without even telling me it ever existed, and divorces me for half my earnings plus child support for the kids she does arbitrarily decide not to have a "medical professional" murder , who she will bring up to be "open-minded" so they can get their genitals mutilated and decide they suffer from identity disorders, but their gender dysphoria is somehow not one of them, and also they have "headmates" and suffer terribly from depression, an awful medical condition that no one else has.
I'm not going to watch aforesaid confused children grow up to espouse Maoism while their younger sibling grows up to react by espousing YOUR form of anti-consent, anti-peace, anti-business, anti-human, pro-death, schizophrenic bullshit.
What's the point of being woke if you want to burn everything down just like the other idiots and still call yourselves socialists? You want to start a violent anti-trade revolution, fucking do it already, we're waiting for you, that's why we own guns. You want your enemies to beat you to it? Fine, tell them to get a move on. You act like you're opposing forces but you're both full of accelerationist bullshit and you both hate the US and hate the people of the US and want to replace trade with brainlet ooga booga niggermode directionless violence and "eat the rich", so what's the fucking difference?
Neither you living in your basement nor the "progressives" living in their inner-city welfare state know the first damn thing about doing any actual work or building anything of value or providing for anyone.
They're the type of people to put retarded political articles in nude mags, and you're the type of people to blame the readers for being lured in by nudity rather than recognize the problem being the kikery in the articles.

[Anonymous No.18962241]

>>18961048
mvis is a long too
you are NEVER taking MY MVIS

[Anonymous No.18962246]

[Anonymous No.18962247]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.18962262]

>>18962128
>Hi, you've reach bobo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now so please leave a message *BEEP*

[Anonymous No.18962264]

>>18962065
Anyways what I'm really trying to say is step the FUCK off my fantasies of competent and successful women showing off the goods, you terminal crypto-Marxist anti-American faggot

[Anonymous No.18962265]

>>18962163
>I know it's not all fun and games being a peasant.
i've accepted that i have little if no right to property, speech, agency, press. . . I've already accepted that i should die uncomfortably, and any of my children will likely be born into or fall into poverty. I prefer knowing my life will be shit and told my life will be shit. Not being given this false promise of good guys and bad guys and order. Just pick already. I'm ready for the stables.

[Anonymous No.18962269]

[Anonymous No.18962286]

>>18962262
I wish I got paid everytime CNBC sent me a notification saying "stocks gain despite historic unemployment reports."

[Anonymous No.18962289]

[Anonymous No.18962303]

[Anonymous No.18962308]

>>18961238

[Anonymous No.18962310]

>>18962193
the government is bracing itself on the votes, so they will do whatever to stay in office. and you can't brainwash the voters without solid financial backing. and the elites supplying the backing are 99% boomers. and those boomers are heavily invested into RE and stock market and America being the ultimate country. so my bet they can will postpone recession for the 20-30 years until everyone involved is long dead.

[Anonymous No.18962323]

[Anonymous No.18962328]

imagine being a bearcuck since 23 march

[Anonymous No.18962344]

[Anonymous No.18962365]

[Anonymous No.18962373]

Who else got their cheap $TNDM puts filled today? Juiciest overbought double top I've seen lately with a glorious red candle on the daily close.

[Anonymous No.18962379]

>>18962323
Cut it out anon. Stock market (and animu) general.

[Anonymous No.18962389]

>>18961042
depends really check their reviews or adrress online a lot of times people will make it hits that they are tug and rub places. keep it mind though the women arent good looking and will be like robots no emotion at all your better off jerking it your self........... remember to buy dividend stocks boys thats the way the only way for longevity

[Anonymous No.18962408]

>>18962328
nice

[Anonymous No.18962412]

>>18962379
i wonder how much money he's lost.

[Anonymous No.18962417]

>>18962389
rubmaps.ch IPO fucking when?

[Anonymous No.18962423]

OH NO NO NO
BULLBROS????
WHAT HAPPENED????
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18962426]

>>18961813
you'll wait until at least November

[Anonymous No.18962433]

>SPX 3000 EOW
>t. Reddit

Uhhhhhh ohhhhh Mumu...

[Anonymous No.18962437]

>>18962423
FUCKING HOLY SHIT WEEKEND CFDS -4%

[Anonymous No.18962471]

>>18962437
ALREADY AT 6% AND FREE FALLING

[Anonymous No.18962485]

>>18962323
This is some hilarious shit

[Anonymous No.18962495]

>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.18962525]

>>18960969
King Boomer Buffet has even stopped buying. That's a sell signal if I've ever seen one. Obviously he stands to profit from this but he's right. This rally is built on a fictional narrative.

[Anonymous No.18962548]

>>18962495
>he legitimately does not know

[Anonymous No.18962557]

>>18962310
We're in the start of the recession, even if it was artificially induced. We may have to wait for the official call in about a year, as the NBER has about a year's lag in making their decision. However, with the unemployment and economic data we're already seeing, it's clear that we're knee deep in this swamp and getting out is going to take time. The government will do what it can, as it should, to shore up and help Americans recover, but it can't postpone this. What happens from here on out is up to how the re-openings and recovery go and what influence the virus plays on those two. Stimulus can only go so far. It can't and won't reach everyone. There will be ripple effects as a result, debt in particular is going to be a concern. The extent to which those knock-on effects impact the broader economy is unknown, but potentially large.

tl;dr: What the government wants and the reality of the situation are two very different things, and some things will be beyond their control. They will just have to live with the situation, unemployment being a good example.

[Anonymous No.18962561]

Bull Market YUMMY YUMMY

[Anonymous No.18962565]

Got my 415 shares of ktov. Wish I couldve put more in.

[Anonymous No.18962570]

>>18962548
>he seriously don't know what you niggers are talking about

[Anonymous No.18962573]

>>18962548
>>18962495
>absolutely, NO fucking clue

[Anonymous No.18962666]

>>18962525
>King
not with a 50 billion loss. just a lucky YOLOer

[Anonymous No.18962668]

>>18962379
Cute and correct!

>>18962265
I uhhh... I disagree with this and hate to see a man of excellent taste resigned to such a fate.

I’m not getting my hopes up, but I’m not accepting this either. Anime wont be real but I still have a few years of trying to make it.l

[Anonymous No.18962674]

>>18962437
>>18962471
means nothing until monday 9:30

[Anonymous No.18962680]

how much is enough anon?

[Anonymous No.18962710]

>>18961813
See you 2025.

[Anonymous No.18962715]

>>18962674
We'll probably know which direction we're headed around midnight on Sunday.

[Anonymous No.18962718]

>>18962417
honestly i would imagine that would solve the SIMP problem we have maybe even school shootings

[Anonymous No.18962736]

anyone else happy for the oilbros who made it?

[Anonymous No.18962771]

>>18962423
>>18962437
>>18962471
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.18962785]

>>18962718
What, just by going public? I mean as far as I know all they take in is ad revenue. Now that's faith in the market anon.
>>18962736
I'm happy for me who's still making it and still buying.

[Anonymous No.18962794]

>>18962495
>he is unaware

[Anonymous No.18962802]

What is a company that is going down even if there is a full recovery that I can short? I don't feel comfortable being bullish at these prices. I want a surefire piece of shit that will dump on the best of days.

[Anonymous No.18962818]

Post your gains

[Anonymous No.18962822]

>>18961238
reported to the FBI

[Anonymous No.18962824]

>>18962802
DIS or MSFT trust me bro

[Anonymous No.18962823]

>>18962802
I'm a surefire piece of a shit but some days I don't take a dump is that weird or normal

[Anonymous No.18962827]

>>18961397
I regret putting that link in the op.
You fucks are too retarded to read two fucking pages.

[Anonymous No.18962842]

>>18962818
>mumu bullchad
lmao which fucking broker is this?

[Anonymous No.18962856]

>>18962471
>DEATH CROSS
MUMUS ARE KILL
>DEATH CROSS
MUMUS ARE KILL
>DEATH CROSS
MUMUS ARE KILL
>DEATH CROSS
MUMUS ARE KILL
>DEATH CROSS
MUMUS ARE KILL

[Anonymous No.18962857]

>>18962802
An anon posted earlier about Wayfair and I agree. That chart is being silly. Don't start buying puts until you have some evidence a drop has begun tho.

[Anonymous No.18962868]

>>18962802
see
>>18962373

[Anonymous No.18962880]

YEAH

IM THINKING WERE BACK

[Anonymous No.18962890]

CHARTFRENS

IS THIS BULLISH???

[Anonymous No.18962891]

>>18962785
kek i though you were making a joke about a uber like company that would send whores to your house.after it was made legal

[Anonymous No.18962892]

>>18960904
Fag

[Anonymous No.18962906]

>>18962890
I looked it up and no. Not bullish.

[Anonymous No.18962911]

>>18962856
>its crossed the phantom Fibonacci retracement at the Marge Simpsons exit oscillation

[Anonymous No.18962923]

>>18962842
It's Vanguard. But, I wrote that over my actual name in an image editing program. I'm not dumb enough to dox myself on /smg/

[Anonymous No.18962940]

>>18962771
>>18962437
>>18962423
>>18962856
>>18962771


Futures are way up on S&P. what are you guys talking about?

[Anonymous No.18962942]

>>18962923
you can right click and inspect element, then just type whatever you want on the page element next time

[Anonymous No.18962958]

>>18962557
>debt in particular is going to be a concern
can have infinite debt as long as it's getting cleared with infinite money. and international community won't ditch usd as long as they have faith in america (i.e. economy, military) as a system. so i will argue we won't even have a lot of inflation either, no matter how much dollars the govt prints.
>unemployment being a good example
people will get back to work virus or not. current unemployment level is just businesses making the government pay for the workers during the lockdown. government has proven it can bend reality quite well though and NBER will do what is right politically or they will get FBIed.

[Anonymous No.18962965]

>>18962940
all your gains made the past two weekends have already been erased
you won't even be able to realize the gains, already gone before market opens monday.
this is what you fucking get

[Anonymous No.18962972]

>>18962923
>vanguard
never heard of it but I only use brokers I can trust like robinhood or binance.

[Anonymous No.18962990]

>>18962972
lmao

[Anonymous No.18963000]

>>18962802
Six flags. Opened up a short position today. This one has been on my list of garbage to short for a long time but their ridiculous dividend always scared me away

[Anonymous No.18963003]

kash is king

[Anonymous No.18963014]

>>18963003

[Anonymous No.18963032]

>>18962802
Everything that is part of service economy since it is dead and we are transitioning to a manufacturing economy or something else I dont know but def not the service economy.

[Anonymous No.18963041]

>>18962972

[Anonymous No.18963048]

>>18962965
>>18962437
>>18962423
>>18962856
>>18962771

Some kinda weird algo manipulation? No idea what these guys are talking about.

[Anonymous No.18963060]

>>18962842
>open browser inspector
>find tag to edit
>change value
>profit

[Anonymous No.18963069]

its a friday night why are you guys still posting in /smg/

pool's closed

go get drunk

[Anonymous No.18963071]

>>18963032
Hardware store economy.
Hardware stores are completely reopening in Ontario. They were open to curb-side pickup and online shopping.

[Anonymous No.18963077]

>>18963048
I don't know what they're talking about. Futures are closed. None of the oil contracts dropped.

>>18963069
This is research time!

[Anonymous No.18963098]

>>18963048
>HE LITERALLY DOES NOT KNOW
HOLY SHIT KEK

[Anonymous No.18963105]

>>18960872
What's the best stock for long term hold that isn't index? I can dump 1-2k/month into something for a while.

[Anonymous No.18963118]

>>18963071
>Hardware stores are completely reopening in Ontario
Can Home Depot and Canadian Tire go back to normal hours pls? They never closed here in Alberta but daily closing time was moved up to 6pm. As an unemployed, thanks to corona chan, neet, I don't roll out of bed much earlier than that these days.

[Anonymous No.18963136]

>>18963077
>>18963048
check the volume on oil futures (both brent and wti) and compare them to pre dump
on the 1 year

[Anonymous No.18963141]

>THAT DIP ON THE 24/7

JEEEEESUS FUCK

[Anonymous No.18963150]

>>18963105
KO

>>18963136
>on the 1 year
bruh

[Anonymous No.18963168]

>>18963069
drinking scotch whiskey and building an above ground plot. Gonna take the garden pill to improve patience.

[Anonymous No.18963193]

>>18963136
>oil futures
link pls

[Anonymous No.18963205]

>>18962972
Based zoomerchad

[Anonymous No.18963210]

>>18962940
Memes aside, imagine being a bull (gambler) or bear (gambler) and unironically not knowing...

[Anonymous No.18963215]

>lost all $1200 Trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18963218]

>>18963032
there's 0 money in manufacturing compared to services, and it is handled by 3rd worlders. we are transitioning into fully digital economy. every mom and pop store is now a tech startup with devops and shit. retail is done
>>18963077
>>18963048
that's just one kid larping

[Anonymous No.18963224]

>>18960872
You want my best financial advice? Never bet against America.

[Anonymous No.18963234]

>>18963048
Are you serious or is this bait? I’m responding to bait, right? Fuck...

[Anonymous No.18963260]

>>18963069
Fucking avoiding my gf because she literally doesn't think I spend enough time with her and we were fucking quarantined together for the past 30 days.

[Anonymous No.18963261]

>>18963218
I haven’t larped on this panamanian energy drink discussion board since /b/ in 2007

[Anonymous No.18963265]

>>18963234
I don't know what the posts are referring to. I'm trying to figure it out.

Maybe it's a joke or something.

[Anonymous No.18963274]

>>18963069
Anon, I AM drunk. I'm drunk every night.

[Anonymous No.18963284]

>>18962940
>>18963210
I wish you bitch made niggers would realize 90% of the time futures don't mean dick.

[Anonymous No.18963286]

>>18963260
Listen dude, ask her what she wants to do and sacrifice an hour of time you would otherwise spend here or jerking off and just do it.

Time spent together isn’t spending time together.

[Anonymous No.18963294]

>>18963215
how'd you lose it friend

[Anonymous No.18963298]

Oh nonononononono. I really hope this is a robinhood quirk.

[Anonymous No.18963300]

>>18963284
This is some next level cope and AH tracing isn’t even closed yet holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.18963314]

>>18963298
another one cucked by Robinhood!

You really deserve it for having that much money on RH, use a real platform like Ameritrade.

[Anonymous No.18963317]

>>18963286
Goodluck with that shit when you are married. There is such a thing as being too needy.

[Anonymous No.18963319]

>>18963284
right now they 100% determine price, so I don't know what 90% of the time matters

[Anonymous No.18963333]

>>18962668
i keep fighting because it feels like there's a chance, but fuck man. We're at a critical point in history (again). We'll see how it all plays out.

[Anonymous No.18963338]

Fuck I just saw what you guys are talking about with futures, jesus christ who would have expected that after so much green. Just glad I was still able to place after hours trades to close all my positions...fucking sucks taking a loss but it is better than holding out hope for some kind of reversal next week.

[Anonymous No.18963348]

>>18963300
>>18963319
Except they don't. If it worked like that a lot of you faggots would actually be making money.

[Anonymous No.18963353]

>>18963314
I only had 3k in the account. all my option sells were covered. It's got to be a temporary glitch. R-right?

[Anonymous No.18963354]

>>18963300
He’s right though. Generally you’re better off going to bed and then looking at premarket trading when you wake up.

[Anonymous No.18963355]

>>18963260
i'm having daily bdsm sessions with mine and exposing her to all kinds of weird shit she didn't know she liked before. completely programmed her into submissive sex doll. you better give your girl some attention or she'll get it from some other dude.

[Anonymous No.18963378]

>>18963333
apparently kek wills it.

[Anonymous No.18963393]

>>18963355
I did this with girls and regretted later. Can't stand sexual degeneracy now. View it as mental illness and a turn off.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18963410]

>>18962818
SPY is 11% down on same timeframe

[Anonymous No.18963417]

>>18963105
unironically KO too, massively undervalued right now

[Anonymous No.18963420]

>>18963355
>she'll get it from some other dude.
I wouldn't care for her to find someone else at this point. It be one thing if she was sexually open but she isn't and no I can't always give her an hr everyday for the rest of my life when I have shit to do.

[Anonymous No.18963440]

>>18963105
$OTIS.

[Anonymous No.18963445]

>>18963353
sells have unlimited collateral
Its a chad move for a reason

[Anonymous No.18963446]

>prices keep rising
>not comfortable buying at those prices
>each day that passes the cash I'm holding becomes more worthless

i just dont know anymore

[Anonymous No.18963452]

>>18963348
>last week spy moved +$11 after hours and +12.89 overall
yep futures don't matter. charts lie. this price activity reflects market sentiment.

[Anonymous No.18963456]

>>18963420
>I wouldn't care for her to find someone else

[Anonymous No.18963458]

>>18963446
monday is your last chance

[Anonymous No.18963460]

>>18963446
the life of a bearcuck

[Anonymous No.18963466]

>>18963445
I thought credit spreads were safe

[Anonymous No.18963467]

OIL BROS.... NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18963470]

>>18963456
What? She deserves to be happy.

[Anonymous No.18963473]

>>18962802
Literally any REIT.

[Anonymous No.18963475]

is stokes going up or down on monday

[Anonymous No.18963483]

>>18963417
>unironically KO too, massively undervalued right now
Considering it's trading around low 2019 levels at the moment coming off an earnings beat two weeks ago, I agree.

[Anonymous No.18963490]

What is this chinese brand: Mao Tendue?
Thinking of investing in it instead of stocks.

[Anonymous No.18963496]

>>18963466
only if the option expires in the OTM range. If theyre covered then you may lose your position if exercised.

[Anonymous No.18963502]

>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.18963505]

>>18963483
>>18963417
not that anon but thanks. Just going to put all of my portfolio into KO on monday and try not to be emotional about it

[Anonymous No.18963507]

>>18963483
I sold at 45 today hoping for a dump
hold me anon
I could have made an extra $1000 today by not being a retarded bobo

[Anonymous No.18963514]

>>18963467
So what you're telling me is that once again I will have another opportunity to buy low next week?
I fail to see the problem. Are you predicting a long-term change to wind-powered cars or something?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18963515]

>>18963410
Any thoughts on this, boyos?

[Anonymous No.18963519]

>>18963496
lol I'm out 57k and I make about 46k a year.

[Anonymous No.18963521]

>>18962958
I'm not referencing government debt, I'm talking about corporate/business/consumer debt. I completely agree re: the USD being so desired that inflationary pressure will probably be minimal, but with respect to debt, I'm specifically talking about in the inability of individuals to pay debts and the knock-on effects that it will have for the creditors.

>People will get back to work, virus or not.
The problem is not whether or not people want to work, it's whether or not they will have a place to work. For example, JPM had 300,000+ small business applications to their first pool of the funding granted by the SBA. Of those applicants, only 9% were successful. Play that out across all of the banks. A lot of businesses will not be getting the funding they need. That doesn't take into account the fact that creditors are raising requirements for debtors, making it more difficult to get loans in the first place, across the board. Add on top of this that the depressed demand in some of the hardest hit areas, like the services sector/hospitality/etc, will mean that some businesses will not see it as viable to accrue additional debt to stay open. They may not see if as profitable for a long time, and thus it would just be easier to cut losses and shutter for good. Those businesses will result in more unemployment, more people missing debt payments, etc. These are realities that are going to be playing out across America for the next several months.

>>18963105
Cash. Check back in again in a month's time.

>>18963446
It really isn't. There won't be inflation for some time yet. An extra month is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

[Anonymous No.18963529]

>>18963483
Plus it is only at 20 p/e. Meaning the valuation is at currently at TWENTY FUCKING YEARS of earnings during a global depression. Solid bet.

[Anonymous No.18963532]

>>18963355
I regret not doing more kinky shit that I wasn’t interested in with my last gf. She wanted to try new things but I was distracted. In hindsight it would’ve been fun to get into shibari and tie her up just for the hell of it.

[Anonymous No.18963535]

>>18963467
>>18963514
This is literally two month old news rehashed again.

[Anonymous No.18963536]

>>18962408
Exceptionally nice

[Anonymous No.18963541]

>>18963467
bought shares of SCO this afternoon, so at least I've got that going for me

[Anonymous No.18963546]

>>18963317
Sounds like you married the wrong person. Let me guess, she wasn’t a virgin when you met? I’m so surprised....

[Anonymous No.18963548]

>>18963460
I honestly feel bad for bearcucks.

[Anonymous No.18963554]

>>18963519
anon please tell me those contracts were covered.

[Anonymous No.18963559]

would you spread for a good spread

[Anonymous No.18963566]

>>18963505
THAT ADVICE WASN'T FOR YOU
HANDS ON THE FLOOR MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.18963571]

>>18963507
If you're a short term trader I think you made a fine call. Going by my swing TA stuff, it's not a buy just yet. Quite a bit of smokey the beary bear pressure on it still. However, it should have pretty solid support unless the indexes do the bobos' prophesied Second Leg Down. From a long hodl standpoint I think slowing buying in now is wise.

[Anonymous No.18963574]

Thinking about buying some meat processing companies, any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.18963580]

>>18963554
I sold credit spreads. I thought the cash collateral covered me. Please tell me everything is ok

[Anonymous No.18963582]

>>18963574
Do you mean their stock or the actual company?

[Anonymous No.18963584]

>>18963574
Go all in on lean hogs.

[Anonymous No.18963592]

>>18963546
>she wasn’t a virgin when you met?
Goodluck with finding one these days, I think you'd have better luck finding a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.18963593]

>>18963571
I'm long term for MSFT and KO, but I exited everything today due to the memejobs report. We'll see on monday if I made a good call or not, but it's looking like no.

[Anonymous No.18963595]

>>18963515
Up about $4200 after 4 years...

[Anonymous No.18963605]

>$MITT already back up to $2.33 after hours

Yeah, I’m going to fucking make it.

[Anonymous No.18963606]

>>18963580
No dude, you are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18963608]

>>18960924
Nintendo and pokemon runs by selling sex and gambling to children. Who doesn't want to fuck Misty?

[Anonymous No.18963609]

Thinking of flipping meat companies: buy, bleach, kill the virus, sell.

[Anonymous No.18963617]

>>18963582
Stocks, why else would I be asking here

[Anonymous No.18963619]

>>18963595
>>18963515
still up. good job anon from coming back from that massive dip

[Anonymous No.18963627]

>>18963473
Up .. but also quite possibly down.

[Anonymous No.18963633]

>>18963521
Good points but this cycle was notable in that consumer debt wasn’t really overextended, credited to the after effects of 2008.

>>18963333
NEVER GIVE UPPU!

We need to parlay this pivotal moment into better lives. Hopefully many women are reconsidering their prior goals of riding the carousel and waitressing and trying for the 10/10 Chad until settling for beta bucks to raise his kids and shit.

We are at a pivotal moment. This is a fucking Seldon crisis. All the action is about to happen between chapters. I need to reread the Foundation series.

[Anonymous No.18963634]

>>18963606
oh well. I have a high powered rifle. I'll just kill myself when the debt collectors come for me.

[Anonymous No.18963641]

>>18963446
Here make this deal with me, until SPY 302 you will sit on your hands BUT if it reaches that you have to say "im taking this risk and if it doesn't work out I will just feel ok with it because I finally just manned up and did it" and you can feel at peace because the market wasn't ready anyway so you decided to wait for a certain number.

Or here is an idea if on RH, just fucking try this, put 1/10th of your money into 10 different companies reporting earnings for fun, if you make an overall profit keep doing it. I always wanted to see if that would work. Obviously buy crazyass website stocks and big companies.

>>18963467
Yeah of course I got memed into that 5% USO thinking oil might go nuts next week

[Anonymous No.18963642]

>>18963634
unironically based

[Anonymous No.18963649]

>>18963580
Robinhood doesn't do short sells and all bonds are represented by an ETF. So I think you put the credit spreads between two options and now youre way out the money.

[Anonymous No.18963651]

>>18963634
Anon you will be fine. Just pay your debt.

[Anonymous No.18963663]

>>18963633
>I need to reread the Foundation series.
Nice. I may do that as well. I have only read it once and that was a good ten years ago.

[Anonymous No.18963668]

>>18963634
oh well. I have a laser cutter. I'll just light my cigarette when I want a smoke.

[Anonymous No.18963681]

Why are there so many schizos in /smg/ threads?

[Anonymous No.18963685]

>>18963651
>>18963649
>>18963642
I'm died lol

[Anonymous No.18963691]

>>18963515
4% up after 4yrs! Anon that is a ~ 1% loss year-on-year inflation adjusted. You'd be better off putting your money in a CD.

[Anonymous No.18963693]

>>18963681

degenerate gambling attracts degenerates what a surprise

[Anonymous No.18963697]

>>18963681
we're actually only one

[Anonymous No.18963703]

>>18963681
Iran + coronavirus + amount of jews in finance means we attract a lot of the /pol/ schizophrenics.

It’s kind of shitty that they won’t take their meds but they don’t want to get got by the “Pharma Jew”

[Anonymous No.18963713]

>>18963634
you can still fuck up an an hero with a 308. just be smart and W4 the shit out of your next salary.

[Anonymous No.18963714]

>>18960904
Scale out on the way to 297. Be out after we hit.

[Anonymous No.18963716]

>>18963467
TANKERCHADS

>>18963633
>many women are reconsidering their prior goals of riding the carousel
Actually, in the millennial group, there seem to be more date-able women than men. Go figure. Just gotta look in the right places, maybe check with a good & married guy friend.

[Anonymous No.18963723]

OH GOD

I LISTENED!! I BOUGHT!!!
I JUST THREW AWAY MY GODDAMNED FUTURE!!!

[Anonymous No.18963731]

>>18963515
>Since Dec 2016
Another Trump-pump Chad here I see

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18963741]

>>18963515

[Anonymous No.18963749]

>>18963723
Good picks. I might argue against your general timing and KO, that would be it.

[Anonymous No.18963761]

>>18963592
Your brain has been poisoned by /pol/ lmao my guy. Go to church.

[Anonymous No.18963773]

>>18963634
Dude have you learned nothing from the FED. Debt is meaningless now, just declare bankruptcy and tell the collectors to go fuck themselves lol.

[Anonymous No.18963777]

>>18963761
Are you kidding me? Go outside you nerd.

[Anonymous No.18963787]

>>18963723
Why on earth would you buy today at close and not wait until at least premarket Monday?

Nobody here has traded for more than a year....

[Anonymous No.18963822]

>>18963777
Digits confirm anons' statement.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18963835]

>>18963595
>Up about $4200 after 4 years...
4 years ago, it was only 500 or 1500 bucks in there.
That's why the account is progressively more volatile in appearance. My appetite for risk has actually gone down, but the cash in the account has gone up at a faster rate.

>>18963619
>still up
I fucking know, right?
Everyone forgets about survivorship bias on this board.
For every old ass faggot on here that's net positive like me and ratsu, there's 6-12 that went all in on options like a true degenerate and stop posting.
>>18963298
Classic example.

>>18963681
Adderall can do that to ya. Dig through the archives for my posts over the course of 2018, particularly around August.

>>18963691
No, it's 7% to 8%.
Check SPY on the same timeframe.
You sound like a bearfag with shit timing skills that has conveniently forgotten about the massive fucking bear market that we're halfway recovered from

[Anonymous No.18963838]

>>18963723
>>18963787
this. you dun goofed anon, should have just waited but you'll be fine eventually

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18963859]

>>18963731
You fucking know it, lad

>>18963741
<4

[Anonymous No.18963864]

>>18963835
>bear market that we're halfway recovered from
He doesn't know XD

[Anonymous No.18963875]

>>18963787
>>18963838
Unless we dump (almost catastrophically), he should be fine, right? These are all generally really safe picks.
>KO swings with the dollar
>PFE does literally nothing
>GOLD/Miners probably trending up for a while

[Anonymous No.18963880]

>>18961183
basedo

[Anonymous No.18963887]

>>18963864

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18963901]

>>18963864
>bear market that we're halfway recovered from
>He doesn't know XD
Oh shit, I fucking called it.
Stay bitter or post your all-time, you little cukboi

[Anonymous No.18963933]

>>18961561
>>18961609
based

[Anonymous No.18963947]

>>18961609
You pedos need to die.

[Anonymous No.18963973]

>>18963887
>>18963901
Get fucked you two XD

[Anonymous No.18963976]

>>18963969
>>18963969
>>18963969
non-shit new

[Anonymous No.18963998]

>>18963887
can we at least get a new soijack on there?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18964016]

>>18961183
That's an app called Seeking Arrangements.
However, you have to sell the shares and use the profit to pay her to do shit.
>>18961419
Nice pic tho

>>18961561
I think (((comfy))) tried something similar and lost other people's money

[Anonymous No.18964053]

>>18963838
>>18963787
NNOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh and because I expect monday to be green. I don't think Trump really wants to fire trade war shots at china, and that rumor about allowing chip companies to work with huawei on some things could be real, but I don't want to buy more chips all the way up here.

There will probably be bigger dumps but I don't think I'll see KO below $40 again, I wish I hadn't bought it all in my RH account and used my IRA instead.

>>18964016
>comfy is a jew
fake and gay, he's goyed as fuck

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18964055]

>>18963973
>Claims to have $8,000,000
>$80,000 of gains recorded
>1% gains
>Made fun of me for the "mere" 7% to 8% on my all-time
Top tier trolling, fren. You sure showed us.

[Anonymous No.18964077]

>>18963875
>PFE does literally nothing
w-what?

I suspect supply chain fuckery might mess with pfizer. but KO... they could have a bad time because they can't sell anything to bars and restaurants and such.

[Anonymous No.18964103]

>>18962062
always

[Anonymous No.18964291]

>>18960929
i hope you lose so much money that you have to switch to a much less comfortable lifestyle. boohoo. fuck you.

[Anonymous No.18964361]

>>18964055
Learn to read financials retard. Proceeds =/= assets. This is one account I day trade on with about $200k in it.

[Anonymous No.18964529]

>>18964016
I mean, are they CEOfus or just random hos doing things?
Not saying I definitely won't check it out, but what makes this app different from any given web-based thottery platform?