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18956476 No.18956476 [Reply] [Original]

Uhmm... well biz?

>> No.18956509

>>18956476
Is that 30min consecutive or do I get to spread it out?

>> No.18956518

a mouth is a mouth who cares
gives me the 45k bonus

>> No.18956590

>>18956476
bruh if I get $45k a year to chill and spend my time however I want you can bet your ass I'll be getting blowjobs that cumulatively beat getting sucked off by Merkel or whoever I'd end up choosing

>> No.18956628

S
W
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>> No.18956645

Blowjob. I only make money so I can eventually have more sex. The promised blowjob cuts out the middle man. Also I will tape the 30 minute sessions and sell the tapes

>> No.18956862

>>18956509
consecutive and you can't tell anyone or make money from it.

>>18956645
no that's not allowed

>> No.18956896

>>18956518
>mouth is a mouth
>never got a blowjob from a guy

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>>18956862
that’s not what your coomer meme said. this is a money board, show me the money

>> No.18957169

>>18956476
Oldfag here: does the BJ have to be from women at their current age or can you make them younger versions of themselves?

>> No.18957209

>>18956476
$45k to buy merc dimes. You know the rest.

>> No.18957338
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18957338

blowjob hands down. i can choose someone scandalous every year and sell BJ videos for top dollar or make large political plays with them. you could even chop up the video into smaller clips and milk it throughout the year. think about it bros.

think about it

>> No.18957369

>>18956476
number 2 is a power move bc i could make the head of blackrock suck me off at a shareholders meeting effectively making me the king of neets

>> No.18957404

>>18956476

First one no contest.

t. lives in slavland where $1 = 4 Slavcoins

>> No.18957433

>>18956476
Coomers be like

>> No.18957713

>>18956476
Does the individual that does the fellating go about the rest of the lives mentally scarred that some cosmic force took over their free will, compelling them to suck off some random anon they may or may not know? Would they view this as a proof of a god, and that this diety exists purely for the purpose furthering oral sex? If you told them this was happening because of a choice you made on a 4chan poll, would they realize their entire universe doesnt actually exist, as it's really just a narrative construct inside the anon's mind that exists only as long as he ponders the question?

>> No.18957742

>>18956476
the 45k, no contest

t. lives in canada where wages are shit and taxes are high

>> No.18957861

What's the point of an imageboard where I can't post images? moot fucking destroyed this site.

>> No.18958057

>>18956476
I'll gladly take the $45K annually for life. I'd never have to worry about making another (((mortgage payment))) ever again. Which will free up about $28K/year to save and invest.

I've had my fair share of oral from lots of different women and there's a thin line between an okay and a great blow job. Even if you're a KHHV, no dick sucking is worth 6-7 figures. You'd get far more head if you used that 45K to get fit, buy nice clothes that fit your properly, go to events, or travel.

>> No.18959155

blowjob, i can financially take care of myself.

>> No.18959211

You could buy at least 45 blowjobs, and realistically 3-5x that.

>> No.18959223

>>18957169
I choose 1990s Pam Anderson, no STDs

>> No.18959265

45k per year could buy me lots of blowjobs from gorgeous escorts. A hole is a hole, so it doesn't really matter if it's one specific person.

>> No.18959282

no matter how rich you are, getting a loli to suck your dick will always remain illegal. I choose B.

>> No.18959305

>>18956476
Money
BJ's have never been particularly enjoyable, might be a circumcised thing idk but it's definitely not something I'd stress over not getting

>> No.18959310

>>18956476
Blow job.

I'd have Donald Trump do it live on national TV. I would put a go fund me that if it reaches 50 million, I won't televise it.

>> No.18959486

>>18956476
Imagine getting blowjob tapes of Rothschilds

>> No.18959640

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mUYMvuNIas
I don't know what you heard about me but a bitch can't get a dollar outta me. No Cadillac. No perm. You can't see that I'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P.

>> No.18959784

>>18959211
when I lived in California I'd go see Korean escorts on the reg. These girls were unbelievably hot, looked like K-pop stars. Most could suck a mean dick too, deepthroat, rimming, the works. And for just $220 an hour. If I had an extra 45k a year I'd be fucking the back of a different girls' throat every night.

>> No.18959796

wonder if this is a "who is rich" test or something.

I'd prefer the money.

>> No.18959923

I take the blowjob and I have already planned out my next 30 years as listed below ;)

>>18956476
>>18956509
>>18956518
>>18956590
>>18956628
>>18956645
>>18956862
>>18956896
>>18956963
>>18957169
>>18957209
>>18957338
>>18957369
>>18957404
>>18957433
>>18957713
>>18957742
>>18957861
>>18958057
>>18959155
>>18959211
>>18959223
>>18959265
>>18959282
>>18959305
>>18959310
>>18959486
>>18959640
>>18959784
>>18959796

>> No.18959972

>>18959923
(You)

>> No.18959987

>>18959923
LOST

>> No.18960004

>>18959923
based

>> No.18960030

I dont actually like blowjobs much. I got blowjobs from about 5 girls. I prefer fucking or foreplay. Blowjobs look a lot more pleasurable than they really are

>> No.18960091

>>18960030
i feel the same way about pussy, never as good as you think it's gonna be. I prefer blowjobs cuz they are just more stimulating and turn me on more.

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>>18959923

lmao

>> No.18960733

>>18959923
WEW lad

>> No.18960910

>>18956476
$45k

You could work literally any shitty wagecuck job and suddenly have a livable income in an expensive area. Also, you wouldn't even need to bother saving for retirement because you've got a $45k/year pension.

That kind of security is way better than the novelty of getting a BJ from each of the world leaders.

>> No.18961137

>>18956476
I'm low standard enough to get the second with a portion of the first.

>> No.18961138

>>18956476
45k easy though if you could transfer the BJ you could potentially make much more.

>> No.18961782

>>18956476
Get the 45k a year and use the money to get a blowjob.