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Do you have friends that are also into investing? Do you talk about it with them?

>> No.18944464 [DELETED] 

>>18944437
no I make them wear wigs and fuck them in the ass and tell them that daddy handles the money around here kitten

>> No.18944469

>>18944437
who is this semen demon

>> No.18944474

>>18944437
thats a boy

>> No.18944481

>>18944437
I sent by buddy 4 link just so he would get into crypto and I would have someone to talk to about it

>> No.18944486

i dont get why there are so many women in crypto or investing in general. Theyre women. They dont need money. They can just flash their tits for an instant $100
i feel like they only buy crypto to piss off men

>> No.18944516

>>18944437
Yes, but I am the only one that lurks /biz. We're not very good, we all bought in to the mvis meme, still fun though.

>> No.18944520

>>18944486
their bratty behavior is to make you fuck them like a man. good way to sort out weak stock

>> No.18944543

>>18944520
>sort out weak stalk
Uh, youre already sorted out if you are below 6'3 and dont have a good jawline

>> No.18944545

>>18944481
>Sending 4 grand worth of LINK to a friend
Jesus

>> No.18944583

>>18944486
THIS
and my only frens are here and no we only talk about traps and feminine penises . they know nothing about investing. but their funny and i enjoy their company. its better than sitting here in literal and virtual silence

>> No.18944639

>>18944437
yes. he doesn't trust my advice or browse /biz/ like i told him to though. instead he goes on reddit or follows youtube crypto dweebs. funny enough all of the shit i shilled him on is the only thing that made him money. his shitty reddit/youtube shitcoins tanked. he still refuses to listen to advice or lurk /biz/ for a different perspective/opinions at the least. and the only reason he even bought the shit i told him to was because i had been telling him for months or even years before hand and got late. like link for example, told him since it was about 30 cents and he barely got in at like 2$.

>> No.18944774

>>18944545
Told him it will be worth $324,000 in 2026, a time traveler told me so.
He traded it for XRP

>> No.18944977

>I will never fuck a cute trap
I hate this.

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>>18944437
> Get drunk
> Go to the bedroom
> Lights off
> She says she is on her period so be gentle
> You get behind and eat that ass out
> Insert megalithic un used cawk
> Pump and pump and grap her tits
> You start nutting in her ass
> all of a sudden you hear a rip
> Then your balls get uppercutted
> She stands up and turns around
> She now a he
> Proceeds to rape your mouth

>> No.18946216

>>18944464
based and redpilled
>>18944437
>Do you have friends that are also into investing?
Not in crypto, even though I live in the biggest tech city on the planet. They invest in traditional markets though.
>Do you talk about it with them?
Their eyes glaze over any time something other than bitcoin is mentioned. Stocks are boring as shit. So basically no.

>> No.18946781

>>18944543
t. incel with absolutely no game

jesus christ it’s not that hard to fuck a woman or find a gf

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>>18944437
>friends

>> No.18947704

>>18944464
Based and redpilled

>> No.18947747

>>18944437
Dude my best friend's brother is online, on Locanto, dressed as a girl sucking cock for meth and he's lovin' it
I need to tell someone irl
Your pic reminded me

>> No.18947754

>>18944464
fpbp

>> No.18947760 [DELETED] 

I want to fuck that boy

>> No.18947767

>>18944481
>sending your friend a scamtoken worth nothing
Jesus

>> No.18947896

>>18944437
>Do you have friends that are also into investing?
Yes
>Do you talk about it with them?
No, he told me to get into amd under 10$, wasnt into investing that time because of the existence of useless leech brokers and them beeing the ultra jew boomers with fucking physical mails and telephone and stuff
Now i cant talk with him about it because it hurts to much
>i wish i could jump over my shadow, if we talked properly we both would become incredibly rich i suppose

>> No.18948144

Yeah my friend shilled me a nice super secret coin which is never mentioned here. 100x for sure.
He’s made a lot on crypto before too

>> No.18948164

>>18948144
Lmao, yeah I got a super seecrit timeshare off a buddy
Def 100x
Address never listed here
>I feel validation in being suckered
Enjoy

>> No.18948185

>>18948164
You’re jealous ;)

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>> No.18948604

>>18944437
That must have a dick

>> No.18948623

My only friend that invests is a 29yo boomer, he is not a brainlet, but he is boomer and afraid of gamble even 10% on shitcoins with his money, which he don't have much btw. He missed out PNK, HEX and now ESH/GHOST. Some people are not intended to make it.

>> No.18948749

>>18948623
wow are you trying to make this a new copypasta prajeet?

>> No.18948966

>>18948749
No, ranjeet, I'm not responsible for your low iq understanding and I have zero need to shill ESH, It already mooned. Though, my boomer friend won't listen, even when I always come back with at least a 3x.

>> No.18948981

>>18944437
Nope. Sometimes I mention what's going on with crypto and the stock market but I don't think they're interested at all.

>> No.18949521

>>18944437
like I always say
the penis is just a bonus

>> No.18950715

>>18944437
Yes, why not?

>> No.18950747

>>18944437
Yeah, they're all boomers though.

>> No.18950827

Nope, all my friends are dumbasses and don't know I do crypto at all. While in fact I'm a freelance dev on the side, they think I'm a regular 9 to 5 dumbass with no brain. I like to keep it that way as long as possible. Sometimes find it difficult to find logical stories behind a new guitar, car, other small things.

>> No.18950854

>>18950827
Those 'friends' you despise fucking hate you, too. They don't care what you do; you annoy them.

>> No.18950884

>>18944486
Are you retarded? It takes attention off of them so the next best thing is to join in.

>> No.18950918

>>18950854
I occasionally get that feeling yes. Guess it's time to ditch them

>> No.18950946

a lot of my coworkers are into stock trading on Robinhood. desu they're even dumber than people on /biz/ so I don't join in. I don't ever discuss crypto with them. Every time I've tried it just goes over their heads.

>> No.18951027

>>18944437
sauce?

>> No.18951038

>>18944437
Have several friends into investing so thats probably half the shit we talk about.
I was actually the reason one friend changed majors to finance

>> No.18951158

>Do you have friends
No

>> No.18951177

>>18944774
what a chad

>> No.18951328

I gave my brother about $20 worth of btc a few years ago for his birthday on a paper wallet to get him interested. It ended up being worth $1000 when he sold it while I speculated on shitcoins and lost 90%.

>> No.18951373

>>18944437
No I make them wear a wig and I fuck them in the ass and tell them that daddy handles the money around here kitten

>> No.18951388

>>18944437
Yes we even make weekly skype meetings about it

>> No.18951443

>>18944481
>Sending $320k to a friend just to have a conversation starter.

Wew, youre a good fucking friend.

>> No.18951457

Started a group chat with a few friends from university. Intention was to learn together, but very quickly it changed into just sending memes, and discussing theory.

Nobody wants to make recommendations to anybody else though about stocks because of the responsibility. Failed idea.

>> No.18952399

>>18944437
I had one.
He lost 6k and just kept going.
We sorta stopped after that...

>> No.18952508

>>18944437
Everyone that talks about investing basically just lies about how much they're investing and how much they're making

"Yeah bro I built up an account to $110k but I can't go out to eat that's too expensive"