/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18936819]

>work at walmart as a cashier
>corporate starts calling us heroes
>pay hasn't changed
>working conditions haven't changed

[Anonymous No.18936850]

*stomp stomp clap*
*stomp stomp clap*
*we are, we are*
*heroes*

[Anonymous No.18936851]

>>18936819
I honestly feel bad for people working at grocery stores and stuff. Treated like shit and paid nothing while white collars are just sitting at home browsing 4chan/reddit

[Anonymous No.18936862]

>>18936819
*claps*
We owe you so much, anon.

[Anonymous No.18936968]

>>18936819
A tost to op

[Anonymous No.18937200]

>>18936968
I would prefer being a criminal than doing this shit

[Anonymous No.18937491]

>>18937200
Likewise, living in prison would arguably be better a better existence than THIS.

[Anonymous No.18937548]

>>18936968
Look at all those fat retards. I hate this so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.18937590]

>>18936819
>working conditions haven't changed
>expects pay to change

[Anonymous No.18937592]

>>18937200
Now you truly understand what it means to be black in America

[Anonymous No.18937610]

>>18936968
dance wagies dance

[Anonymous No.18937750]

>>18937590
i just want to make $10/hr instead of the $8.75 i'm making now...

[Anonymous No.18937850]

>>18936851
Retail was a corporate shithole full of predatory managers when I left, Honestly I feel sorry for the ones ho couldn't get out before this.

[Anonymous No.18937905]

>>18937592
This

[Poland No.18938094]

>>18936968
Imagine the corporate overlord in his pin-stripe suit signing the order to make the wagies dance. It would never even cross his mind to do this himself, yet he thinks it's okay to force other people to do it. This is high level sociopathy.

Btw this is also why walmart failed in Germany. Germans wouldn't take this shit and quitted. This kind of über retarded work culture is essentially American and it even made the German customers uncomfortable. By this logic you now realize that American customers support this. If they wouldn't support this, walmart wouldn't be this popular there.

[Anonymous No.18938128]

>>18936968
>mama raised me but she couldn’t ’t save me from a world
>a world. so. cold.

[Anonymous No.18938290]

>>18937592
Skeet skeet nigga. White man be keeping us down. It's not cuz I speaks like a feral negro it cuz he racist.

[Anonymous No.18938319]

>>18937850
Idk man I just feel bad for people working retail. I know a lot of people say they're replaceable and lazy/dumb or whatever but I truly sympathize with them.

[Anonymous No.18938352]

>>18936819
Imagine unironically working at Walmart.

You're truly 80iq op.

[Anonymous No.18938434]

SHABOOYA YA YA SHABOOYA ROOL CALL

MY NAME IS WAGIE (YA)
PUT ME IN THE CAGIE (YA)
MAKE ME RAGIE (YA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvpTNWeSuFI

[Anonymous No.18938615]

>>18938319
This
I try and be kind to them
I know every night they put the barrel in their mouth

[Anonymous No.18938649]

>>18938615
They probably work harder than a lot of whitecollar parasites sitting around shuffling papers from left to right and browsing facebook all day

[Anonymous No.18938688]

>>18937750
Do people really make 8.75 in 2020?

[Anonymous No.18938692]

explain this.

[Anonymous No.18938701]

>>18938688
The 2020 slave experience

[Anonymous No.18938749]

>>18938692

Slaves handlers always been well paid
They prevent revolts and make the system work

[Anonymous No.18938819]

I work at woolies in australia and we dont even get called heroes. We get a letter from the "ceo" (which you know he didnt write or give a fuck about) saying thanks for working with us through these challenging times and we're all in this together. No extra pay, no nothing. Fuck this

[Anonymous No.18938858]

>>18938819
if you don't think the CEOs of the multinationals aren't all in on the joke, you don't deserve any additional pay.

[Anonymous No.18938878]

>>18938692
there's only one store manager per store, and it's a high responsibility, high effort job.

[Anonymous No.18938927]

>>18937592
Fuck. Tfw a real nigga now

[Anonymous No.18938954]

work at a billion dollar corp
get 8 weeks off
1 week on
get pid full salary throught
with almost double my normal salary the week i do work
only have a GED btw
feels good

[Anonymous No.18939026]

>>18938878
They probably work at least 70 hours a week too. I bet the average walmart manager walks like 10 miles a day. I used to get over 25,000 steps a day when i worked retail

[Anonymous No.18939652]

>>18939026
Do you wear one of those gay little gadgets which keep track of how many steps you take in a day?

[Anonymous No.18939785]

>>18939652
A phone? Are you talking about a phone, anon?

[Anonymous No.18939790]

What better time to go on strike. Hero this, a-holes!

[Anonymous No.18939888]

Since the beginning of time, when someone wants you to do something stupid e.g. go off and fight someone elses war, or work for peanuts of hyperinflating fiat at walmart, you have to blow smoke up thier ass and decorate them with useless medals and awards

[Anonymous No.18939928]

>>18937592
keked but false
can't you suck money from the gov for free?

[Anonymous No.18939933]

>>18939785
No, when I was at school some of the teaching assistants would wear these gadgets on their belt which measure how many steps they take in a day.

[Anonymous No.18939964]

>>18938749
I just want to take a moment and say that's some impressive artwork.

[Anonymous No.18940748]

>>18938692
Sure
>https://www.quora.com/How-much-revenue-does-the-average-Walmart-bring-in-on-any-given-day
>$280B (sales) / 5000 (stores) / 365 (days) = $153K per store per day, about $1 million per week.
>A store does about $50,000,000 in sales a year, $175,000 for store manager.
>That's 1 out of every 285 dollars in sales going to the store manager.
But this is just number vomit. Let's look at it differently.
>Two store managers
>A: works for $100,000
>B: works for $200,000
>B is better at the job and brings in 2% more sales than A
That's a million dollars in sales.
Obviously they probably do a shitty job of hiring B instead of A, but paying more for those in positions to make a massive difference is obvious

The point is

>>18937750 if that pay was $10, you would get replaced by someone making $9.25. The only reason they would pay you more is if they think there's a chance you leave. So are they right or wrong? Are you even looking for another job? Or are you one of those types who only applies for jobs when they're unemployed?