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>> No.18921000

>>18920944
Dead cat bounce

>> No.18921051

Because this pandemic is bullshit and nearly everyone has figured it out

>> No.18921055

>>18920944
the fed brrrr'd up 2 trillion dollars to prop it up. essentially it's made out of styrofoam... or cheatos... the actual value is not indicated by the numbers

it's just fluff

>> No.18921077

>>18920944
Because where the hell else are you going to park your money as a banker? 10 yr treasuries down to 0.5 yield, interest rates tickling 0, commodities getting butt fucked, property about to implode. At least with stocks you get a free call option on inflation.

>> No.18921104

>>18921055
This.

>>18921077
Don't forget, 0 risk. Seriously, everyone knows now that the government will always bail out stocks, so take every dollar you can get, leverage to the hilt and buy buy buy. Shit, it's what I'm doing.

>> No.18921107

>>18921051

Actual based response.

You can shill media harder and harder and make graphs of doom until your fucking face turns blue, but people are looking around and not seeing nearly the impact that was promised in any area of the country other than possibly NYC.

I've been working this entire time located in SoCal. Out of about 500 co workers we've had 11 documented cases. 3 are still out at home, the other 8 have returned.

> INB4 JUST WAIT YOU'LL ALL DIE

Been waiting my dude. Seriously go dig up the projections from February and March and line them up with where we are now.

>> No.18921108

>>18920944
Because the underlying economy was fine, and everyone acknowledges the virus was the reason it cratered. I think most assume we will have a V shaped recovery. We shouldn't, but this might be a self fulfilling prophecy. Summer is when people go out and do things, and it just so happens we are all ending lockdowns RIGHT at the beginning of summer.

I think we got pretty lucky, honestly

>> No.18921117

>>18921104
TARP

>> No.18921124

>>18921108
>underlying economy fine
>virus caused the crash
this is exactly backward. strap in dumbass

>> No.18921139

>>18921051
wait until the crippled GDP has its effect, thats when the impacts of the mindblowingly retarded hysterical overeaction will be made clear. All the lesbos & bzoomers will still think it was worth it though & blame it on gender specific toilets or something

>> No.18921144

>>18921051
>>18921107
>>18921108
Look at the infection rates over the last couple weeks, my retard.

>> No.18921148

All the optimism in this thread makes me rock hard for the looming flood of blood and salt

>> No.18921151

>>18921124
You're divorced from reality and wider public perception

>> No.18921201

>>18921144
>>18921151
you faggots have to go back

>> No.18921211

>>18921151
>wider public perception
>60 million+ unemployed
>small business support stopping soon
>americans got one, maybe two (2) pity checks
say it's priced in. go ahead. hahahaha

>> No.18921224
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>>18920944
this bitch is floundering cuz no one expects it to actually go up.

Its just "Its going up, buy in" and "you first".
all the big brains who bet against Buffett and the pandemic and the global economic freeze talk big but dont front.
They just drop their bags at the end of the day with a big doomp.

not only do i laugh,
I guffaw.

>> No.18921233

>>18921139
>blame it on gender specific toilets
kek, they most likely would, too.

>>18921151
The economy was already at the end of the cycle. Were you not paying attention to the earlier yield curve inversion? There were already signs of weakness, and Wall Street's aversion to raising interest rates and unwinding the Fed's balance sheet in 2018 should have been your first sign that there were underlying problems. Corporate America got addicted to cheap debt.

>> No.18921248

>>18921144
>infection rates
Who cares
They’re finding whole prisons and meat processing plants where EVERYONE was infected yet had 0 symptoms, by the time this is over the fatality rate will end up being 0.01 percent

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18921385

>>18920944
I hope you bought the dip!

>> No.18921437

Fed bought it all.

>> No.18921564

I'm debating selling all my stonks for crypto. Right now I have about 70% in stocks and 30% in crypto. But with all the crazy shit going on I'm thinking maybe just all in on crypto. Thoughts?

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18921583

>>18921248
Ahh yes those reliable test

>> No.18921738

>>18920944
The investors that matter have realized that the us govt and fed will literally do anything to keep the markets from tanking

>> No.18921753

>>18920944
Zombie economy

>> No.18921770

>>18921224
now look at the nasdaq.

>> No.18921797

>>18921108
I expect another slow months long dip next earnings season as the shutdown's effects become fully apparent, with a mild crash possible if a second wave becomes a reality, but nothing like last month.
Ill probably buy some long dated bear spreads in june/july

>> No.18921852

>>18921051
>>18921107
Its such bullshit that theyve been heavily suppressing the actual cheap treatment thats been known about for years-- yes including by that faggot homosex Fauci who fucking pretended he knew nothing about it--hydroxychloroquine.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Pug_Apu/status/1257399587947646978

Read this thread and get fucking mad. They crippled our economy and let thousands die based on this fraud, the cure for which the cdc had documented years ago.

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18921866

>>18921852
August 2005