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>he's too poor to afford to eat honeycrisp apples on the regular

>> No.18917981

>>18917945
Nigger, I live in Michigan. Honeycrisp apples fall out of my ass.

>> No.18917988

>>18917945
>his palate isn't developed enough to enjoy a tart and refreshing granny smith
Money can't buy taste.

>> No.18917993

>>18917981
>I live in a shitty flyover nigger state

>> No.18918014

>>18917988
Based

>> No.18918026

>>18917988
absolutely this, granny smiths are the best apple

>> No.18918044

>>18917945
For me it’s the pink lady

>> No.18918045

>>18917945
>he eats apples

Cringe

>> No.18918047

>>18917988
>>18918014
>>18918026
fucking plebs on this board

>> No.18918055

>>18917993
seething citycuck who's never seen an apple tree in his life detected

>> No.18918068

>>18917945
I thought I was weird for being an apple snob. I judge people on their apple tastes like you would with cigars. Species is a big deal.

Braeburns 100%

>> No.18918087

>>18918044
You are a scholar and a gentleman, anon.

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18918089

>they're arguing over fucking apples

>> No.18918093

>>18918044
this, but i'm also partial to a classic red delicious

>> No.18918115

>>18918089
Oh anon and what makes you so interesting? Do tell

Faggot

>> No.18918138

>>18917988
Based and dubspilled

>> No.18918146

>>18918087
You’re too kind sir

>>18918093
I like those too but the crispy tartness is my preference. Red delicious can be a little mealy in my experience, but still an excellent choice desu senpai

>> No.18918150

I'm on that cosmic crisp apple. Up your apple game OP.

>> No.18918157

>>18918093

>I'm partial to tasteless mush apples

heretic

>> No.18918162

ineat your mothers vagina everynight
and yeah
i know shes dead

how you like them apples?

>> No.18918189

>>18918157
>tasteless mush
>red delicious
erm, are you perhaps thinking of shitty galas? because i've never had a mushy reddy d

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>>18918162
Pour vous

>> No.18918203

>>18917945
Honey crisp are more expensive? Didn't know that.

If you really have trouble paying for apples you've got a bigger issue though.
Besides, just go through the self checkout and punch them in as red delicious.

>> No.18918209

>>18917988
This. The granny Smith is the fine wine or washed rind cheese of the apple world.

>> No.18918215

>>18918203
>t. Nigger

>> No.18918216

>>18918089
Apples and oranges, fren.

>> No.18918232

>>18917945
A crisp braeburn is pretty fucking nice. Sweet apples are for diabetic burgers.

>> No.18918234

>>18918189
When I was growing up I hated red delicious because they were always soft or mealy idk, just never enjoyed them. Braeburn was king.
Then when I went to college and they only had delicious I found out they weren't pieces of shit and have since enjoyed them regularly.

>> No.18918261

>>18918234
This. Red delicious apples are too course to be eaten raw. Perfect apple for cooking imo

>> No.18918272
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18918272

I like the jazz apple myself. It's got that nice firm crisp texture, good mix of sweet and tart, and quintessential apple taste. Plus the skin isn't thick and shitty like the red delicious.

>> No.18918317

>>18917945
>tfw I just steal my apples from trees when I'm riding my bike so I have no idea what kind they are

>> No.18918319

>>18917945
Honey crisp is shit

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>>18918317
Well good thing there's a fucking chart. But good on you for that 0.00 cost basis. If you got a bag of them you could probably hock them for 2 bucks a bag depending if you look legit to be buying apples from.

>> No.18918386

>>18917993
You are the blackest gorilla nigger I have ever seen

>> No.18918395

>business and finance

>> No.18918410

>>18917993
kys urbanite maggot

>> No.18918429 [DELETED] 

>>18917945
>honeycrisp
it's a meme don't ya know

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>>18917988
This and pink lady apples are the patrician’s choice

>> No.18918469

>>18917988
granny smiths are so fucking good

>> No.18918475

>>18917945
gold delcious chad checking in

>> No.18918537

>>18918366
>Well good thing there's a fucking chart.
idk man they could be any of the red apples in the middle, they're not too sweet and not too tart so I have no idea
>But good on you for that 0.00 cost basis. If you got a bag of them you could probably hock them for 2 bucks a bag depending if you look legit to be buying apples from.
pretty sure the person who owns the trees already does that

>> No.18918652

>>18917945
Even the most sour apples don't do it for me anymore. I started eating lemons
Not joking

>> No.18918698

>>18918652
just be careful you don't damage your teeth from the acidity, idk if that's a real risk but normies have told me that.

>> No.18918766

Sweet, juicy, crisp, large.
Is there anything better?
For me it's Fuji.

>> No.18918796

>>18918698
with lemons yes, citric acid is strong stuff
the meme on soda is that it has phosphoric acid which is also used in acid etching but it is diluted and you dont swish it around your mouth
but chewing on a lemon is much more concentrated acid that finds more contact on your teeth

>> No.18918820

>>18917988
nothing beats a fresh picked crisp granny smith apple on a cool fall day. i'm allergic to apples and still i'll eat myself sick on granny smiths

>> No.18918838

>>18918652
Holy fuk

>> No.18918849

I grew up eating Gala apples at my grandmothers house. Only eat Galas to this day

>> No.18918860

>>18918796
So drinking lemon juice is fine? I used to add water but it makes it too soft

>> No.18918878

>>18917988
checked and based. grannies are the refined white man’s apple.

>> No.18918936

>>18917945
I had never heard of Opal apples before I had Opal apple pie at a restaurant a few years ago. No other pie of any kind compares to it. It was absolutely absolutely sublime. Perfect ratio of tart and sweet.

>> No.18918950

>>18917981
Goatse? Is that you?

>> No.18918967

>>18917945
>he doesn’t eat Opals
NGMI

>> No.18918973

>>18918936
What's funny is that they are a purpose built GMO marketable product. Very /biz/ related.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opal_(apple)

>> No.18918975

>>18918860
yeah just dont swish onto your teeth
I used to mix lemon and lime juice with a pinch of salt, seemed to get rid of hiccups very fast for some reason
I still haven't figured that out yet

>> No.18919009

>>18917945
I eat fuji apples, those pears with the net and mangoes on regular. Am I going to make it bros?

>> No.18919775

>>18917945
it's just sugar water. eat a steak

>> No.18919875

>>18917945
Granny Smith or go home. I like my apples like I like my pussy - bitter af

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18920505

out of my way plebs

>> No.18920642

>>18917945
where can i buy granny smith?

>> No.18920694

I am trying to discover this apple I had years ago. It was a darker red on the outside, normal yellowish color on onside. But when you took a bite, there was bits of a "red speckles" around where your teeth bit into the apple that speckled on the yellow innards. Any idea which apple this is? Please help me identity this apple.

>> No.18920719

>>18920505
The school lunch apple that was always surprisingly good

>> No.18920733

>>18917945
All are delcious except Red Delicious. Literally the worst tasting apple. Anybody who eats, bakes or juices this is trash.

>> No.18920736

>>18920694
sounds like a bravo apple, the skin is so thick and dark that the red stuff stains the inside when you bite it