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Gather around gentlemen, take your seats. I have an announcement to make of the utmost importance. We will start momentarily

>> No.18910803
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18910803

Spit it out sir, I don't have all day

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18910842

Let's be having you, my dear boy. What news?

>> No.18910854

>>18910757
Well

>> No.18910872
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you won't gas me again ASSHOLE!!!

>> No.18910873
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>>18910757
This had better be good

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Sir, I am waiting sir.

>> No.18910906

Just a few more minutes my fellow amphibians

>> No.18910970
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>>18910757
Anon my dear, what a wonderful way to make your acquaintance on this day of your announcement. I'll be in the front row!

>> No.18911025
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*bzzt* *wnnn* *tap tap* *one two* *tap tap* *testing* *testing*.
Well then. Let's get it over with.

*AHEM* I HOPE YOU ARE ALL ENJOYING THIS EVENING AND SIGNED UP FOR THE FREE PREPAREWITHBEN.COM SURVIVAL KIT FROM THIS WEEKS SPONSOR MYPATRIOTSUPPLY DONT FORGET TO GRAB YOUR FREE N95 MASK GOODIE BAG ON YOUR WAY HOME

ANYWAY

A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING 4CHAN FOR A WEEK OR MORE NOW

THE SPECTRE OF GOOGLE CAPTCHAS!

*AHEM*

FUCK CAPTCHAS
FUCK HIROMOOT
FUCK THE 4CHAN PASS
FUCK JANNIES HANDING OUT ARBITRARY BANS CAUSE THEIR FEELINGS GOT HURT

I WILL NEVER BUY A 4CHAN PASS NO MATTER HOW MANY IMPOSSIBLE CAPTCHAS YOU ARE GOING TO FEED ME YOU YELLOW NIGGER!

FUCK GOOGLE FOR FARMING 4CHAN USERS TO TRAIN MACHINE LEARNING ALGORITHMS FOR SELF DRIVING VEHICLES!


FUCK JEWS!
FUCK TRANNIES!
FUCK FAGS!
FUCK NIPS!
FUCK CHINKS!
FUCK FATTIES!
FUCK NEWTYPES!
FUCK COCA COLA!
FUCK AUTOMATIC!
FUCK WEEBS!
FUCK DISNEY!
FUCK CAPESHIT!
FUCK LEGO!
FUCK REDDIT!
FUCK /co/!
FUCK /lgbt/!
FUCK LEFTYPOL!
FUCK MARX!
FUCK THE TRANNY WHO OWNS LEFTYPOL!

*drinks down glass of Domaine Georges & Christophe Roumier Musigny Grand Cru 1990 *
Goodnight!
DEATH TO NIGGERS!
ALSO, FUCK HIROSHIMOOT, FUCK Advertisers AND FUCK 4CHANNEL!

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

>> No.18911077

Alright gentlemen let me get the microphone set up while the last stragglers fill in the empty seats

>> No.18911082
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>>18911025
Lmao little bitch janjans seething right now

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>> No.18911107
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18911107

*AHEM*
>KIDS AND A HOUSE IS BETTER THAN A LAMBORGHINI. ALSO FUCK JANNIES

>> No.18911112

Go fuck yourself you dumb neets. None of you will ever make it.

>> No.18911116

>>18911025
this isn't OP.

>> No.18911117

>>18911025
Based

>> No.18911136

>>18911107
MY DEAR SIR!
A toast!

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>>18911025
THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, SIR BUT YOU FORGOT THE MOST VITAL PART OF YOUR MESSAGE:

AHEM

FUCK JANNIES

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>>18911025
AYYO OP FINNA BOUTTA GETTING DABBED ON
I DIDNT EVEN DRESS UP FOR THIS NIGGAS LIL SHOW