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Anonymous Wed May 6 13:44:13 2020 No.18909906 [Reply] [Original]

So someone at work has found a sword in the men’s room and it has fallen on me to somehow find out who it belongs to and quietly wash our hands clean of the associate. It’s my job because our shop is small and no one knows how to handle the situation and my boss doesn’t want to deal with it. but it could be one of 14 people.

Does anyone have any advice on how to find our knight? I personally have no clue and can’t reasonably accuse anyone of doing it. I think the most prudent thing to do is to be upfront with everyone and send an email to the shop distribution list regarding the find and ask them to anonymously let us know what they know. Then again I think it might be better to just keep a close eye on everyone and try to spot someone who looks defensive all day. We don’t do walkthrough metal detector scanners but my boss wants whoever this is gone. Any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:45:53 2020 No.18909942 >>18909906 That’s a badass sword. Why is it so wrong to bring a sword in to work?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:46:36 2020 No.18909952 >>18909906 Shove it up your fuckin ass nigger!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:46:42 2020 No.18909954 >>18909906 that looks like it was crafted by thor himself

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:47:18 2020 No.18909964 >>18909906 Could it have been a diabetic's insulin?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:48:07 2020 No.18909984 >>18909906 Whoever left the sword knows it's too late to get it back. Just send a mass email and let them know there won't be any firing on this matter, just needs to not bring it to work.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:49:37 2020 No.18910017 >>18909942 I am not here to judge, only to do my job I have my suspicions but they’re just complete shots in the dark. This is someone’s livelihood I’m dealing with also need to consider legal liability to the company.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:50:23 2020 No.18910030 While you were sitting at your cubicle making an excel sheet, I studied the blade.

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Anonymous Wed May 6 13:50:40 2020 No.18910037

>>18909984
I honestly don’t care. If this guy is doing his job and not fucking up suspiciously like he has evidently been doing then I would be happy to not give a fuck BUT this is my assignment. And I did suggest that we instead offer the kight help in exchange for reaching out but rather that was shot down instantly. Someone is getting fired no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:50:46 2020 No.18910040 >>18909906 Its either the skinny weirdo whos into sword culture. the big ass buff dude doing steroids. Or the tranny injecting hormone blockers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:51:45 2020 No.18910061 >>18910037 knight

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:53:27 2020 No.18910098 File: 37 KB, 500x611, 1567380267141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18909906 He's come to take your Kingdom. Best you fall to your knees than be put to the blade.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:54:37 2020 No.18910115 >>18909906 Oh that was mine forgot I left it there. I'm that visitor that came yesterday lookimg for information on a recent dragon sighting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:55:40 2020 No.18910133 >>18909906 >knight It’s definitely the nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 13:57:04 2020 No.18910157 But why is it such a big deal? A sword is like a toy at this point, like he brought in his star wats movie prop - it’s not like he left a box of grenades in the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:03:29 2020 No.18910264 >>18910157 people don't get fired for bringing swords to the job, they get fired for "underperformance" after the next performance review ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:03:52 2020 No.18910270 >>18909906 Nice threads OP /b hates drugs and junkies. loves swords and weebs 10/10 wud git baited again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:04:20 2020 No.18910282 >>18909906 Tell the employees you are having problems under your fief, and need the help of someone experienced to take out you rowdy peasants.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:04:36 2020 No.18910285 >>18910270 I just noticed other thread about junkie, not my thread but spooky similar

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:08:20 2020 No.18910363 >>18910285 Youre right, i didnt notice that I shouldnt have judged, its not my job is anyone known to open doors for m'ladies who arnt nearby? Just fire the sword OP

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:09:08 2020 No.18910378 File: 29 KB, 259x383, Black_knight_ver2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18910133 *knigger

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:11:12 2020 No.18910408 boss left it to kick off layoffs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:11:53 2020 No.18910423 >>18909906 Looks like a nice sword. There's likely a signature or similar such identifier that can help you find the blacksmith, who can then lead you to the employee. From there, just look up some ways to fire someone without an hero.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:16:09 2020 No.18910515 >>18909906 Were you really assigned a side quest to find the owner of the shithouse sword? Never talk to your boss when he's all lit up and has an arrow over his head... lesson learned.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:17:12 2020 No.18910532 File: 115 KB, 735x615, if-videogames-have-tought-me-anything-this-cat-has-a-side-quest-to-offer-me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18910515

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:20:20 2020 No.18910604 File: 28 KB, 545x443, daviseyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18910378 at last, a worthy enemy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:22:04 2020 No.18910631 >>18909906 How did the sword fall on you OP, was it above the stall? That seems dangerous

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:03:11 2020 No.18911514 >the posters in this thread are the people who buy your bags fucking kek. thank you based retards

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:07:42 2020 No.18911605 >>18911514 >posts in this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:16:10 2020 No.18911774 >>18910037 It's called lying.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:17:30 2020 No.18911800 >>18909906 ask everyone what their favorite anime is

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:18:31 2020 No.18911815 File: 676 KB, 800x600, n7v8zf57ygt21[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18910030

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:26:58 2020 No.18911977 >>18909906 Could it have been a heretic's insolence?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:34:56 2020 No.18912125 post sword with timestamp not your fake OP pic

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:41:16 2020 No.18912259 >>18910030 >cubicle What sort of fucking luxury do you think wagies have

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:51:18 2020 No.18912464 >>18909906 Fucking plebbit pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:53:00 2020 No.18912490 >>18909906 Could you spam your boring ass larps on another forum, for fuck's sake? You're fucking gay and retarded even for this hive of retards and faggots.

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Anonymous Wed May 6 15:53:57 2020 No.18912515

>>18912464
Woah, woah, woah.. Look fuckstick I’m incredibly busy, so why don’t you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass.

First, take a big step back... And literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here Jack, but this is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!