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first for crabbing
Does anyone else here buy stocks on margin?
dow jones below 24k right now
Services sector lost 16 million jobs in AprilGoods producing sector lost 4.23 million jobsADP
how do you buy calls on unemployment numbers?
shorted august brent at 31,8holding puts on spy strike 283 feels good lads
>>18903528cunny today lads
>>18903545not me ;)
really makes you think, doesn't it?
I swear to god if this stupid fucking market still has DHT going down even after their earnings I'm going to lose my fucking mind
How are tankerbros holding up out there
BOBO ARE YOU OK?BOBO ARE YOU OK?BOBO.. ARE U-UU-..OOKKEE?...BOBO...ARE YOU THERE?PLEASE BOBO... ANSWER ME!
>>18903548>Services sector lost 17 million jobs in June>Goods producing sector gained 5.23 million jobs
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
I only respect cunny and catgirls, bros.
Who here /neversells/?
SHORT OIL RIGHT NOW
2950 this week
OH NO NO NOBULLBROSWE GOT TOO COCKY
Is this bullish bros?
>>18903573i-i don't wanna talk right now.
>flagged as a pattern day trader
Who here is unironically bullish after that massive sell off out of nowhere yesterday? The big boys are making you bag hold.
Damn it, regret not buying BYND with all the news on meat shortages
Come on polos, pump JBLU already so I can give you my bags
>>18903573I am down like 6k since QE in april ... i no longer feel pain. I only feel anger now
>>18903594Oof! I hate that
>>18903578here can't lose if you never sell
>>18903554Kill yourself pedophile
>>18903593Fuck off bullnigger larp faggot>>18903573I’ll be here all day. I look forward to bullying you at 4pm.
BUY BUY BUY THIS IS HIGHLY BULLISHTSLA $990 EODSPCE $41 EODGOGOGO GET EM GUYS! MOON MISSION CONFIRMED
>>18903569Quite very difficult, almost as difficult as my boner. But this DHT conference call is nothing but the most fantastic news ranging from securing more pay already Q2 than the entirety of their record Q1 with near 600 days worth of spot contracts available still to fill, to buybacks being on the table, to expectations that full capacity for storage will likely happen in May. And of course 60% payout to shareholders secure. If market dumps tankers, and especially DHT today then idk what to do going forward, nothing matters clearly if so.
We going UPPPPPP SOON BULL GANG
We’re fucked, aren’t we? Does this mean I need to download a bunch of Bobos instead?
>>18903594What does that mean?
You bought the DHT dip yesterday didn't you?https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/k92bkjhe
>>18903626>TSLA $990 EODecadeFTFY
>>18903648>$EMANWhy did you go all in on them?
>>18903591Why would anyone care? Unemployment claim numbers were already known and when states are reopening the jobs will be gained again.
Is the recovery still V shaped?
>>18903577Based. Only cunny, catgirls, thicc elves and tomboy gfs are /biz/ approved. >>18903622You’re gay if you wouldn’t fuck 100% legal, prime 16yo pussy. Reminder friends, don’t get too cocky today or you’ll get bogged like the bullfriends yesterday.
>red didos with high volume>oil
IF YOU ARENT SHORTING OIL RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO MISS SHIT
>>18903681nvm found it
>>18903685Lol, they won't
>>18903713what? are you talking about june contracts? they've barely moved.
>>18903713RIGHT HERE WITH YOU BROTHER
>>18903698More like a jagged U shape.
the best action right now unironically is to stay in cash
>>18903698the recovery is i shaped, we never had a drop its just a moonshot since corona
>>18903743I'm half cash, half physical gold.
I swear Zoom follows BTC now>>18903743No shit. Bears buying inverses will get wrecked by low volume pumps. Retail bulls will be left with big boy bags.
>>18903743march was the time to buy pretty much everything is up since then.
20year bonds WOOOOOOOwho's buying>>18903698imagine just a sideways curvy linelike a piece of spaghetti forever
>>18903528>chegg pops because muh earningsit's fucking may, it's not like this kind of shit is sustainable at all, is it?
>$EMANOne of you retards blackpill me on this meme.
>>18903743Yeah, I'm 90% cash until there's a major catalyst in either direction, I can live without the minor gains when risk is this high because I shorted all the way down from 3200 to 2400 kek.
>>18903713? Still says $23 a barrel, do you have some highspeed shit or something?
>>18903774I did not buy at the lowest, but I bought pre last week pump and sold thursday, I am waiting for next bottom
>>18903713bagholding dht because of tanker retard advice, same shit really
>>18903784buy EMN instead bro
>>18903569Went too deep too early but that's because the market is apparently dumber than I thought to be fooled by that oil rally
>>18903709Pic related clearly wasn't 16.
>>18903637This market isn't logical so I wouldn't be surprised if there was a dump on tankers for no clear reason>>18903778Nice pic
>>18903785what was the profit in % ?
>>18903808Same, my average price for FRO is $11
>>18903800People were saying that in march too. I think we will for another 2 weeks then sell in may and to away will kick in
where the fuck are you guys seeing that oil price is crashing?
>>18903739>>18903795NEVER GONNA MAKE IT>>18903741WE GONNA WIN M8
>>18903827Dumb, pull back after 3100 will be your last good opportunity to long before 4000.
>>18903813Well, the good news is they are up so far, DHT especially. Might make it today at this rate my lewd foot friend.>>18903824Oof. I am sorry friend. Average price here 8.9
Bull market continues. Everything and I mean everything is priced in.
>>18903839They're being hyperbolic, as usual
>>18903727I looked in all the usual places. Post it pls
>>18903824>>18903855My avg FRO is 9.22 because I keep buying back inMight buy even more at open
Crude to $0 by EOD Friday?
>>18903636What do you get when you subsidize deadbeat behaviour (with somebody else's money)?
>>18903743thats a bullcuck copout way of avoiding bears are right
It's fucking happening bobros
>>18903861>hyperbolicLook at the charts nigger
>>18903784forget about it, its not going anywhere
Keeps failing to hold 287, careful bulls. And bears for that reason, that crab nigga is still around.
to all anons who lost money to tanker meme, sell your tanker stocks and invest in raytheon technologies while its low, tomorrow it will moon.
Laughing at the Bobo's that think they can fight the Fed. As long as they keep pumping out money, stocks will go up. You can make your shorts later when they blow their load.
>>18903743Literally at no time in the history of stocks has cash been the best action
>>18903904Bears are pussies
>>18903855So, tankerpill me. If you had no holdings would you still buy in now, or would you view that as too risky?Would you even feel comfortable holding any of these longer term?
>>18903933I use to work for them doing algorithms work. Worked on targeting systems. Now I'm a NEET. oh how far I've fallen. :(
>>18903933>sell those meme stocks, buy this meme stock instead
>>18903933I work at Raytheon. Nothing is mooning anytime soon.
>>18903952If you’re a permabull or bear you are retarded and deserve to lose your money
>>18903743maybe short term, inflation will kill you if you do it for too long.
I am a BIG BOTTOM BOBOSOMEONE INVEST IN MY BIG BOBO BOTTOM!!!!!
>>18903963Buy inShit's going to moon
>>18903969does your father work for nintendo and told you that?
>>18903933If by tomorrow you mean in atleast 1~2 years or when USA starts a war then yes. Otherwise you are delusional but nice stock pick
>>18903963if you had just listened/watched the call they just had you'd be selling everything you had to buy in
>>18903933Seriously guys if your not all in on Raytheon your missing 100% profit.
>>18903969I do security clearance investigation at Raytheon. He’s losing his TS/SCI and big things are in the works.
>>18903969Why is that? Seems like defense is going to be the same or increase. Decrease oil prices increases Middle East instability plus tensions are ratcheting up with china.
>>18903969my dad owns raytheon.we're acquiring all of boeings military contracts in 2021.
IXC or VDE for energy?
>>18903933>74 billion goodwill>46 billion debt
>>18904013I did listen to it, seems like there is definite upside but not going to crazy moon. What’s your take?
>he bought oil
DISNEY YOU SHIT GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN
EMANNNNNNNNNNN WEEE GOING UPPPPPPLLPPPL
>>18903713just bought some SCO, am I gonna make it
>>18903966cute and voluminous
>>18904038The mouse is literally made of Vibranium
Looking for some nice quick trades to make money on before the crash, any recommendations?
Someone post the earnings pic for this week pls thx
>>18903545No, should i? Are there any different rules for a margin account? How much do you need to make on a trade to be worth it?
SOMEONE FUCK MY BIG BOBO BOTTOM
>>18904018Raytheon doesn't only do defense. A lot of our business is commercial and once we're done with the ~6 months of work we have left, we're gonna be doing jack shit nothing.
it's over for us tankerfags
>>18904071Oops meant to reply to>>18904019
>>18904060don't trust nigger technology. Sell! Sell! Sell!
>>18904071Sorry your company was competent bro. Boeing is getting rewarded to keep them from putting passenger filled bombs in the sky
If /smg/ had to stay in equities during a downturn/crash, what would you guys buy?
>>18904036two record setting quarters in a row and they've already beaten Q1 in Q2 with a ton left to gowho else has a record breaking Q2 lined up?
Thoughts on $NBR?
>>18904071I worked in RMS of course we were 100% military. What division does civilian stuff?
>>18904107Blomffet is a dumb cunt
Tankers are not a growth play. Tankerbros should be focusing on that fat divy. May 19 is the record date for DHT, so there's still time to buy, but don't go in expecting to make money on the share price. 20% div yield is where the money is.
>>18903878Not bad. And it is a good strategy. We are gonna make it.>>18903933Bruh. Buy the day before earnings? Really? Tankers set to moon now, Raytheon set to fall, no. Stop leading anons astray.>>18903963Okay. Oil speculative price is bs right now, real price hasn't changed and is negative. Q1 was prior to negative oil contracts and was already a record revenue. Q2 as of today already has secured higher contracts and more revenue than Q1, and they are basically only half done making contracts. May 19th is oil futures rollover, expect crashing prior and on that date for oil and spot contracts to be made for tankers. Demand has solved no oil problems, storage capacity on the seas expected to be filled May and early June, which means rates skyrocket even more. Debts of these companies are being paid off completely as we speak. They are making upwards x10 the profit on some days during Q1 as normal, and super contango has yet to truly kick in yet. They are at their bottom essentially due to bad years prior, and their highs can be 100-200 and more.I would buy in right now still and not wait for a better deal, the divvy alone is enough to secure yourself at near 18% which was confirmed payable and moreso. Not risky at all short and mid term. I will have to wait to see how these companies conduct themselves after getting rid of debt and such to determine if I keep any shares, but I will sell majority at what I think is peak. High possibility they are a strong long term hold at prices higher than now, though they will have a bull run peak which will taper off to those prices which I aim to sell at.
>>18904121You need like 200,000 invested to male dividends worth your time
>>18904071>Raytheon doesn't only do defense. A lot of our business is commercialbullshit, raytheon makes 94% of its revenue from defence contracts.
AGH MY ONLY BAGS LEFT ARE JBLUPOLOS BUY FASTER AGGGGGHHHHH
>>18904073Nigga, that earnings call was great.
>KTOVliterally lost all the gains I made with MVIS. god dammit lol
>>18904113Raytheon recently merged with UTC's aerospace divisions(Pratt and Whitney), but it's still primarily defense.
>>18904158>Raytheon didn't absorb UTX
Reminder that this bull run lasts until August
YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERS>YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERSYOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERS>YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERSYOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERS>YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERSYOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERS>YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERSYOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERS>YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERSYOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERS>YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT TANKERS
>>18904148I expect the same trajectory as during the 2008 crisis regarding their stock price.
go on then, what the real blackpill on raytheon? worth a dabble, in for long?
>>18903963>>18904148Also to add, keep in mind the Q2 securing already. They also have very positive outlook for Q3 and Q4 given state of the oil crisis and lowering all debt to be paid off completely. Most companies will have tremendous loses going forward. We all know this for Q2. But tankers are barely halfway through and if DHT is a good example, have already beat record high Q1 earnings with so much left to do still.
Any good upcoming earnings? I just need one good play to make back all my money.
>he actually believes that volume matters
>>18904193did you buy the wrong ones?move to DHT immediately
Tankers are tanking hehe, get it? tankers tanking :)
>>18904193never listen to biz. roll a dice and bet on that.
>>18904197Have there always been this many gamblers on biz?I'm wondering if the flood of new retail investors is what's pushing the markets up.
I have 1k to reinvest. What are your suggestions for a short term hold?
>>18904215most of mine is DHT
>>18904195They're exactly what they seem, a military contractor. That means steady business and to important to fail, but probably won't moon like a tech startup.
Memeing aside, if I wasn't bagholding, I would liquidate my entire portfolio to go all in on RTX today. It's a solid buy at a good discount right now. Buy it today if you want to make it, bros.
>>18904229buy mice brother
>>18904229Ford $5.50 calls
>>18903528...and like that the ADP report is priced in again. Fucking bears will lose everytime.
>>18903965Same here fag but i cant sleep thinking what im doing is killing people i chose peace so now im a neet
>>18904172>Trusting /biz/ pump and dumpsI really hope you learned your lesson this time but you probably didn’t.
>>18904148>Bruh. Buy the day before earnings?I dont think earning will be as bad as people think
>>18904197paypal, square, etsy, roku
>>18904230>hardly moving at all in spite of oil price crashingmuh 40$ moon lmao
>>18904233Why would I listen to a bag holder?
>>18904232yeah i thought as much. whats with the fucking shilling then? the merger?
>>18904127i can't expect to be getting much of that if i only have 200 shares
>>18904100What makes sense.. direct retailers/e-commerce or online payment services. I got stopped out of every investment when the crash happened except JD
Current Dumpster fires in Terms of Corporate Bonds ATM that aren't oil/shale related:HertzTupperwareBed, Bath, and BeyondWashington Prime GroupBriggs and StratonNational CinemediaL BrandsUS Steel CorpsMacy'sFord Motors (>5 yr yield)May Dpt. StoreSasol ChemicalSallie MaeUnited Airlines
>>18904247>oil price drops>XOM and RDS go upmeh, been there seen that. cool your tits
>>18904247oil going back up, don't expect a real crash until like the 18th
>>18904127May19 to get in for dht divies?
>>18904248Cause I'm all in on oil and REITs, which are long term holds.
>>18904285you might want next week, before shit kicks off.
>>18904148>>18904196Interesting, guess I need to do some research. I really don't know much about the business model of tanker companies, so speculating in them seems dangerous to me
Did anyone else buy a bunch of MARK? I'm sitting on 180 shares because I think the trend suggests it will moon again to some extent.
>>18904256People seem to think that it'll shoot back up to premerger price. It's a solid investment don't get me wrong I just doubt it'll be what makes us rich.
>>18904241Never mind, we are even higher than before the ADP report. It was bullish like said.
>>18904256RTN (post merger) current market cap is lower than raytheon alone was in February (RTX)
Whew, 10 point pump on S&P
shorted oil $25,15 at close yesterday
>>18904313ya wtf futures were dumping after the employment news now they are moving back up.
what are we buying bros
>>18903637DHT up 5% premarket
>>18904330buddy is this your first week?
>>18904280can you explain this to me? not sure what to google
>>18904363Buy FRO, they're about to moon in 2 days.There was a 675k buy yesterday aftermarket. They 're so cheap right now.
>>18904330what were the unemployment numbers
Roll for today's news.
>>18904389The memes about bad news being good are stupid. It's just a joke. bad news doesn't actually cause markets to go up. The market is just trending up while a bunch of bad economic news was coming out. It doesn't mean the news is causal.
>>18904244I did. I mean, it's just hilarious, since I didn't lose original capital, but fuck me.
>>18904277That's $70. Not every investment needs to double your money. Take the W when you can. You tankerbros should have realized a temporary oil glut isn't going to moon the share price of tankers.
Tanker containment thread>>18904391>>18904391>>18904391>>18904391
>>18904393google "corporate bond"dumpster fire means high(er) risk of bankruptcy so higher yield
>>18904393Look for high yield corporate bonds in any brokerage that offers bonds. You might have to go through some menus deliberately because they don't want boomers fat fingering these potential traps.
THE BIG RED CANDLE IS COMING TO YOU
>>18904121A fellow galaxy brain I see. What are you in?
are DHT's dividends going to be like $4 a share?
Who Hertz here?
>>18904398Bullish as fuck. Twice as many as the great depression
>>18904418So its your first week, got it
>>18904398independent firm reporting employment change.https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/06/adp-private-payrolls-april-2020-drop-by-record-20point2-million.htmlwe've seen weekly jobless claims spiking. this is more verification of what we knew was coming.
>>18904408My friend in college unironically wrote headline software. It's a bit more complicated than this, but, not much. He also wrote article writing software, which he sold out on.
>>18904193Did you not buy the dip yesterday? oh no bro. oh no. You are missing out. Pre-market we are already profiting.>>18904194I do as well. Started off at similar prices too. I won't be too greedy, but you bet your ass I am letting it ride up.>>18904245But why risk it when you have strong earnings for DHT right now?>>18904293Well, if I wasn't hard for my tankers I am now thanks to you. Go to DHT's website and listen to the conference call they did this morning, should be able to replay it. Should help you understand their business model more. I recommend buy but can't blame you for wanting to research. My opinion outright though is there is no fundamental reason why they should go down anymore, it would be pure speculative bs without justification. Sort of like how Disney is up right now, pure bs kek. But I do recommend at least throwing in some shit-share amount in the meanwhile, and just ride until you are more comfortable.>>18904373Very nice.
>>18903545I hedge positions on leverage that ensures my profits still outweigh any losses in the long term.
MVIS DUMPINGENTER EMAN NOWI REPEATENTER EMAN
>>18904454this is going to be funny when it just keeps rolling.
>>18904432Kinda like the CDO bubble? Or are they properly labelling them as shit?>>18904435What's the implication of those? Those are companies that are high risk of going bankrupt and are issuing bonds at high interest rates?I mean how bad could Ford be? They have a pretty good P/E right?
who here buying UAL? FUCK warren buffett FUCK bearsthe fire rises brothers
>>18904458i'm on nofap would you lay off the hot feet pictures jesus fucking christ man you're killing me
>>18904511Im trapped in AAL
PayPal callsEtsy callsSquare calls
>>18903666He can't get free tendies without 25k in his account because he overtraded.
>U.S. markets open in 12 minutesHold me
>>18904522stay strong bro
>>18904480blood for the blood god
>>18904524Thanks to that old cunt
>>18903673Mfw only tanker call is on NAT
>>18904511>all airlines have had 3 bottomsgo for it bro but either 1) stocks will dump to even lower 2) hold for a couple years 3 ) lose everything
>>18904522keep it up
>>18904445not Q1 but Q2 could hit a buck or more from the sound of it
>>18903666It means that he has to wait for cash to settle between trades. 3-5 days between trades.
>>18904522ara ara~>>18904544Semen for the demon.
>>18904527paypal just can't stop making me money. how do you feel it will handle an overall market crash?
>>18904532Why don’t ppl just day trade with cash accounts until they hit 25k
>>18904533+2% climb until close at least and then a quick dump back down to 1%+
Why are REITs mooning premarket?
>>18904449population is thrice what it was during the great depressionso
>>18904542>>18904553cheers. hopefully it fixed my ED problem ._.
dubs and no one here makes it
fuck beyond meat
>>18904506>What's the implication of those? Those are companies that are high risk of going bankruptYes. Current bondholders don't think these companies they hold bonds for are likely to be able to pay them back their initial loan so they are trying to offload them to someone else on the secondary market > are issuing bonds at high interest rates?These are bonds that were already issued. Bankruptcy or shit credit would make it unlikely for you to raise credit through banks or issuing of new bonds. The caveat with Ford is that its bonds with maturities at 5, 10, 15, etc. years from now. The short term ones, 1-2 years are fine. This is really an indicator about what bondholders think about Ford long term. If you are holding shares then its fine but this is but one of many signs that it probably shouldn't be a years long hold.
>>18904583fuck you, we're all gonna make it frens, one day....
>>18904458Well I guess I'll buy a little bit just to see how it goes while I do some research. it's not like the per share price is very much. I guess I'm hard for tankers now
>>18904583dubs and you are a huge faggot whose mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>18904582My gook gf let me make the cummies in her cunny last night with no condom on.
>>18904363NTDOYBecause fuck this clown market. It Is correctly priced and can only go up with an announcement. That way I dont have to keep checking up on my stake sonmuch
>>18904583Dubs and JCP surpasses tankers today
>>18904582if you have ED, how could you JO anyway? wouldn't it be impossible?
>>18904586Better than eating it DESU
>>18904511i sure as fuck wouldnt buy anything to do with airlines. unless you enjoy losing money or have patience to wait 10 years
TVIX chads report in
>>18904100Bond fund, duh!
>>18904522No. I was on nofap too until a couple days ago when cute feet got spammed and I ruined it on market close watching them while making epic gains. Develop a stronger will, or perish.>>18904606That's the spirit! Weigh the anchor, set sail, onwards to profits! Hope today is good for us as it is indicating.
Should I get into SCO today? I think this will steadily climb and then spike hard when the 18th hits.
IS IT A PUMP OR A DUMP
>>18904632I'm down 3% and going to have to average down today to try and get out.
the fact that they had to extend the chart to -$50 makes oil look so much higher than it is...
Permabulls can get fucked. we are no where near a recovery.
fuck it im buying puts on chegg for june
>>18904632We are gonna have a bad day. I was expecting a red open
>>18904654crab all day, small red at close
Reminder when the bell rings most of the trading is already done until the ending bell LOL
>>18904660I-I'm gonna post it again!
>>18904582Stop fapping you retarded ape
>>18904216big if true
CRUNCH TIME*** OPENING BELL ***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ6jIswXQdk
lets get ready to rumble
>>18904100MSFT, JNJ, KMB, PG
>>18904676So were no where near a pullback...yep. got it.we need a great depression before you admit were going down.
>>18904660Actually we are if you just call the ATHs a bubble from over-greedy traders
>>18904597I feel like from a high level, Ford and GM are relics and it is just a matter of time before they are pushed into the ground. They do nothing exciting, are behind the curve in technology, make low end cars that are basically commodities now. I mean from a P/E ratio Ford is much better than Tesla (who I think is a speculative bubble) but it's just the other side of the same shitty coin.>>18904614I've only had sex with a condom on and I have to say it was a huge let down. She was so wet and it just felt like I was fucking warm air. I guess it's like having a fap with a glove on, so, maybe I'll enjoy condomless sex more. BJs are great.>>18904622Nah can eventually get it up.>>18904678I'm on week three of nofap!
!! STRONG HANDS TODAY GENTS
>>18904650I feel like oil still has more upside before the free fall because of the cuts, I opened a small position on SCO just to cop a feel, but I won’t make bigger plays until closer to exp
LETS GOBOBOS [email protected]I WANT TO SEE SOME BLOOD
Here it comesHere it isWhat we have all been waiting forThe timeHasCome
>>18904695I'll make an overlay next time.>2008 was literally the bear trap
Buy VZ calls on openWE'RE GOING TO THE MOON
Kinda feeling a weird PINS run happening today bro’s, ending only down 5%
>>18904578Hell yeah dude, 20+% unemployment isn't that big a deal cause we have more people now
>>18904707I had sec with a condom on only once and I legit couldn’t feel anything, couldn’t even tell when I was inside her, never worn a condom since, it’s much better.
reminder that i shilled ATVI calls 6/19 relentlessly and i hate anime faggots
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
trips and everyone here makes it
>>18904550NAT is a shitcoin. We have been saying that for ages. Might get some FRO to augment my DHT though.
>>18904707>Nah can eventually get it up.so you just sit there and grind on your soft beef for a long timethat's messed up broeat some garlic and buy some dividend stocks bro
MARKET THEME TODAY https://youtu.be/8VyaShl6urc
>>18904718I feel like I'm making money off other peoples misfortune, and it feels great. It will for sure tank long term, but for now you can't fight the fed. >>18904732It's comforting that you say that. I thought something was wrong with me.
>Market is trying to dump>FED rejects it>2%+ EoD
RULES OF NATURE!
>no volume>no movementSee you guys tomorrow
>Beyond meat pumpingThis is the real clown world
This market manipulation is getting a bit obvious and boring, but as long as people don't care care. KEEP GOING JEROME. MAKE ME MONEY
BGS giganta pump
>>18904758I did too at first, but then I realized condoms were a scam and embraced a dangerous new lifestyle
dis cheapies come to daddy
>>18904771>volume doesn't matter>0.4% jump after opening from futures is no movementtomorrow rinse and repeat.
>>18904782Their direct competitor is going to rocket in price and meat workers are literally dying at work. Why is this clown world
>>18904522Sorry anon>>18904646That was probably me, sorry tankeranonTime to buy some DHT though
Why is Raytheon going down again?
days of 10% swings in aero and cruises are over meh
APPLE LEADING THE DOW HIGHERGAWD
>>18904782rose by ten dolleridoos instantly
>>18904815Literally random noise from trading bots
>>18904758>making money off other peoples misfortuneno, it's a restoration of what should be yours and a potential end to the debt bubble. The pop is virtuous and anything blocking it is pure kikery and usury via socialism for companies with moral hazard.PS: I'm an uncutfag meat slapper that can blow my load in 2 minutes if desired, and condoms literally kill almost all sensation. You're fine bro
>>18904821>direct competitorFor vegetarian foods? Meat shortages aren't going to make traditional meat eaters want artificial chemical burgers, they're just going to eat less meat
>RTX still fallingWTF //SMG/?
>>18904803OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHANK YOU BASED WINNIE THE POOH
why do people keep complaining about "low" volume? SPY volume last week was 550mil, in the last five years it looks like average weekly was ~400 mil. Shouldn't volume come back down?
>>18904858stop buying into shill memes, its exposed to the aerospace sector so of course its going to be hurt
>>18904836Someone should slap some MAGA hats on those
>>18904854beyond meat has been doing pretty well though, their product is now available in a lot of markets including places like carls jr, burger king, etc. It also added a lot of sales to those places because of those burgers. Chances are, fast food places will be slightly (key word) less impacted due to beyond meat and thats probbaly why they're mooning
>CVNA callsim n-word rich
>>18904822>throwing in the onahole for good measureYou are going to make this day difficult for me, aren't you? Well, nice to recognize you again! From the sticky that time. Making everything sticky. Well. Let's see how the day turns out!
SPY looks sick...
C'mon, do something
>>18904853Is the Fed printing this money just blowing hot air into a cold economy? How long can it prop up asset and stock prices?
Markets are so boring already today..christ..dooooo something.Someone fire a rocket! Start a war. Break something.
also is it too late to get in on ctso? i should have listened
>>18904444Still figuring it out.
>>18904858You better be ready for earnings, it will drop by 5%. But I am long into RTX so it just means more buying opportunities.
>>18904848keep coping>>189048850.69% plus is sick nowadays? Fucking permabears, when will you learn?
>>18904899>+0.063%could have been 63% if traded with the right leverage to bad for you
>DIS and SPY gap up overnight. Fuck this gay earth and fuck Jerome for making me poor.
below 200 ema againuh oh mumu
You guys did buy ATVI calls like I said 10 times, right?
>>18904916that pic is the funniest thing i've seen posted here
held my atvi calls overnight for earnings, exited with a total of 180% gainfeels good man
>still getting dildo'd by ETanyone else know this feel?
>>18904885Jerome's gonna fire up the printer after lunch
>>18904924you're going to get bogged, newfag :)
>>18904954the initial pump was crazyfading away now
>>18904965sold at 8.50 yesterday, today is ex div day so it was gonna go down
>>18904965When I tell people to buy ET, it should be obvious that i'm telling you to buy at a good price, such as when it goes ex dividend
>>18904975Oh the newfag which bought the dip weeks ago? Please bog me...smimen will get you again.
>>18904913It’s going to be like yesterday all over again a too much uncertainty
>>18904884Hmm maybe not me then, I more or less only post in /smg/
>>18904978I sold everything as quick as I could. Portfoilio was at 10k when I started selling, and had to re-place orders a couple times
>>18905028/smg/ got stickied that day when oil went negative. Or oil thread. Something, but it was a special day. Probably got me on other occasions here anyways.
Oh just go fuck yourselves Planet Fitness, meathead fucking shits
>>18904924just wanted to tellyou that you're a fucking retard before the thread locks kek