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>> No.18887555

Give me your best REITs.

>> No.18887570

OH NO BROS TOO COCK OIL IS RED

>> No.18887577
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18887577

Last chance. Accumulate DAL now.

>> No.18887578
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18887578

hi OP.

>> No.18887587

>>18887577
man it's fucking crabbing for a whole day

>> No.18887588

>>18887543
am i fucked if i get hard over anime girls and not real women?

>> No.18887597
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18887597

Fuck
I wanna write a BYND put so fucking bad. -10% OTM give you fucking 300/contract EOW

But I can see this crashing to 50 over night if there are bad news.

>> No.18887599

MVIS is just shaking out the poors right now. $3 tomorrow

>> No.18887603
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18887603

THIS IS THE END OF AMERICA, CUNNYBROS.

>> No.18887604

DIS
is
ded

>> No.18887619

>>18887578
Me on the left

>> No.18887620
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18887620

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.18887623

>all US indicies green, oil green, precious metals green

The only red thing in the entire market today is my account.

>> No.18887627

>>18887597
If you write a put then buy immediately after earnings to cover you're basically guaranteed money. Especially with meat shortages.

>> No.18887634

>>18887604
Good. Fuck the mouse

>> No.18887640
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18887640

*shits pants*

>> No.18887658
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>>18887588
sounds pretty based

>> No.18887659
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>>18887543
>https://nhentai.net/tag/crossdressing/

>> No.18887664

>>18887543
Fake market is annoying. High freq traders just skimming retail all day every day. Big money keeping prices down so 5/15 calls don’t print. Break up big tech now

>> No.18887667

>>18887603
I'm sure the 300 pound bubba will do fine.

>> No.18887668
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>>18887603
America is vegan territory.

>> No.18887671

>>18887623
It'll only be red if you chased the pumps. You buy the dips not the pumps.

>> No.18887672

>>18887623
Tanker meme has me in the red for a while. Only green for me is AMD and the EMAN meme.

>> No.18887679
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18887679

>Food shortages
>Record unemployment
>Rising mortgage forbearance
>Impending mass bankruptcy
>Greatest debt crisis in history
STOCKS
ONLY
GO
FUCKING
UP

>> No.18887689
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18887689

>>18887588
Nope

>>18887599
O-okay anon whatever you say...

>> No.18887691
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18887691

SELL SELL SELL
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18887692

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSPG0TPf84

>> No.18887693

What indicators do you anons use to predict a stocks trend?

>> No.18887708

>>18887620
are you going to post this every fucking thread?

>> No.18887714
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18887714

LISTEN UP, I’m growing tired of slowly gaining money. I need to do one HUGE final trade to get rich quick. I have an options account and I have margin. What’s the guaranteed options play to get rich immediately?

>> No.18887715

>>18887640
>dumps it
beyond based

>> No.18887717

>>18887679
because the people that move the equities market are the institutions, which are doing fine.

>> No.18887723
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>>18887588
no, you're better off than 40% of married men.

>> No.18887724

>>18887603
I've got a lot of deer and wild pig meat in my deep freeze and can go shoot another pig basically whenever I want to because I know a few ranchers whose properties are overrun with them.

>> No.18887735

>>18887714
DIS puts

>> No.18887736
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>>18887587
The smoothbrains are panicked because the senile old fuck sold all his stake

Nows the time to move

>> No.18887739

>>18887603
Aaaaaaa why did i close my buy put on Tyson

>> No.18887744

DHT you better not FUCK ME TONIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18887751
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>>18887627
>If you write a put then buy immediately after earnings
Hm?
Id buy back after IV crush

>>18887691
>People having less fodd
>More money for buying stocks
Bullish as fuck

>>18887588
Same. Pretty based feeling

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>>18887603
All I eat is meat and cunny. If I run out of meat, I’ll find a way to manage.

>> No.18887760

>>18887714
DIS 5/8 calls

>> No.18887764

>>18887714
ITM spy calls, a lot of them

>> No.18887765

>>18887671
I fell for the tanker meme a couple of days ago. I'm not down much but everything else I'm holding is up less than 1% today so...

>> No.18887775

>>18887714
SPY calls, stocks only go up

>> No.18887785

>>18887691
>just like the market, running out of bulls
Pottery

>> No.18887795
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18887795

So how is DHT doin...OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.18887797

>>18887543
>volume lower than pre-Corona average
>SPX bouncing off 2900
>momentum was already negative
Take your profits. Get in cash.

>> No.18887807

>>18887735
>>18887760
So a straddle?

>> No.18887814

>>18887736
it feels like we are the retards who are holding the bags

>> No.18887837

>>18887807
no, have some conviction. decide whether you think dis will go up or down.

>> No.18887843

Is $ENBL a good buy?

>> No.18887849

>>18887708
He has been since yesterday. Nobody ever responds either, so I think he has legit autism.

>> No.18887850

My only bullish play is selling CVS puts kek. Being mostly cash is boooooooring.

>> No.18887868
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>>18887717
>doing fine

>> No.18887881

>>18887714
SPY puts, stocks will go down

>> No.18887882
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18887882

Which was your best investment in the last 5 years?

>> No.18887886

>>18887775
How are you so confident buying calls?

>> No.18887898

>>18887714
I change my answer, sell a bunch of puts, like $20k worth. its either easy money or suicide

>> No.18887905
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18887905

That's a double top, baybeeeeeee. Bye bye SPY.

>> No.18887906

>>18887882
chainlink

>> No.18887911
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18887911

Any tanker boys out there or have you jumped ship like FUCKING RATS?!?

>> No.18887913

Holy fuck the counter candle to the 289 pump. Bulls we need to keep strong.

>> No.18887921

>>18887905
Its a triple top.

>> No.18887924
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>>18887797
>>18887905
literally a 3rd time.

>> No.18887929

>>18887882
I just started in march
>TSLA 5/1 750p

it was $80 a contract kek

>> No.18887935

>>18887911
Holding till I kill myself

>> No.18887945

Buy DAL, SAVE, LUV
Sell UAL, AAL

>> No.18887946

>>18887543
Should I sell my 250 19/6 SPY put for a 40% loss? I'm sick of it

>> No.18887954
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18887954

>2899.1

>> No.18887956

>>18887929
What was your cost basis?

>> No.18887957

>>18887664
If it's easy for you to detect the pattern/manipulation, just take advantage of it. That's what playing the stocks has always been like.

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18887959

>3rd denial on $2890

>> No.18887966
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18887966

>>18887588
>>18887751
It just means you need to bring hentai in the room to help you punish your women.

>>18887882
Nintendo and Regeneron were pretty good... EXCEPT I TOOK PROFITS IN REGENERON BEFORE EARNINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WAS HOPING I WOULD GET A GOOD REENTRY POINT NOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18887969

>>18887946
>The day before the biggest red dildo since march.
Yeah dude sell it.

>> No.18887973

Holding. I'm down $40 only, I didn't YOLO into it like a retard. But I'll bag hold til FRO give me my money back at least.

>> No.18887975
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>>18887691
HOLY FUCK THERE ARE NO MORE BURGERS

>> No.18887979

TA retards please leave

>> No.18887982

>>18887959
just like my sex life

>> No.18887986

>>18887945
I'd agree with buy DAL and sell UAL/AAL

Delta is on sale. I'm unsure if the others will recover as well.

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18887988

Kinross gold earnings tomorrow, volume dry up, is at a buy point.

>> No.18887993

>>18887882
I bought treasury bills because I'm a wuss.
When I bought a bill at par, I figured trying to stonk was a good idea.

>> No.18887994
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18887994

triple sell signal on SPY

>> No.18887999

>>18887882
I turned 4k into 45k with TSLA calls and proceeded to lost half of it shorting SPY on March 23rd.

>> No.18888001

>>18887945
Airlines are fucked. Nobody intelligent is going to be traveling anymore. Now that we have the zoom and the facetime there's no reason to. Things are never going to return to normal, it's going to be a paradigm shift and new normal going forward.

>> No.18888002

>>18887975
you can still order nothing ones. in fact, be a dear and go to wendy's and get me 2 double nothingburgers

>> No.18888004
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18888004

>>18887946
I dont buy options but I would hold that till tomorrow, fren.
It feels like a massive correction is in the air.

>> No.18888007

>>18887911
Have fun tanking down.

>> No.18888014

>>18887994
>>18887959
Bears don't even have to try. The volume is so dead you cannot break 289 like that

>> No.18888016
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>>18887959
Bulls too strong, gate will be smashed to pieces by tomorrow.

>> No.18888024

>>18888001

You’re a fag.

>> No.18888026

>>18887956
I just bought the one as a yolo, so $80

>> No.18888027

>>18888004
post all your kumiko reaction images RIGHT NOW

>> No.18888028
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18888028

NO NO NO MUMUS WE'RE IN CONTROL

>> No.18888029

>>18887982
>prostitutes wont even sleep with you for $2890
lmao

>> No.18888030

>>18888001
Christ you really do drink the Buffet koolaid

Enjoy losing out on this sale.

>> No.18888041

>>18888024
You're a fag.

>> No.18888046

>>18888030
THE POLO HAS ARRIVED

>> No.18888065

>>18887969
>>18888004
I know anons, it feels like we're out of fuel, but I've done some shitty mistakes with my first option trades, using my whole damn portfolio and I rode it to 0$ and I'm afraid that I'll do the same mistake with the few dollars I've deposited now :(

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18888072

>>18888027
Gross

>> No.18888077

>>18888026
Oh. Then what did you sell it for?

>> No.18888079

Is there some trick to buying world class stocks? It's easy to buy dogs because muh value, muh comeback fallacy, but fuck me I can't buy winners. I bought Microsoft ONCE and I'm at +132%. How am I ever supposed to buy more without feeling like I'm ripping off myself?

>> No.18888080

>>18888001
Yeah whatever Bagholderextreme. May the Fourth be with you.

>> No.18888087
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18888087

>>18888027
>Reaction
Not too many famalam
>>18888065
>using my whole damn portfolio and I rode it to 0$
No problem fren. I made a profit selling you the stuff

>> No.18888094

Disney earnings in an hour and a half.
Whats the gameplan?

>> No.18888096
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>>18888030
Are you the one selling polo shirts on ebay for like $6 each?

>> No.18888105
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18888105

>going to make so much on tanker dividends

>> No.18888106

>>18887973
Tell us more about your $40 stone hands.

>> No.18888117
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>>18888001
>Nobody intelligent is going to be traveling anymore.
Then stay in your mom's basement, smart guy.

>> No.18888123

>>18888094
Buy the dip when they miss

>> No.18888134

>>18888077
sold for $1k. Had to go to work Friday and was worried about TSLA going parabolic.

>> No.18888140

>>18888094
Iron hands. I’m holding my puts til tomorrow

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>> No.18888150

>>18888087
Oof you sold puts after the crash?

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>set the alarm to inform me when SP500 breaks $2900 3 hours ago
>no alarm since

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>>18888087
I’d let this bitch play my French horn...
Is this worth watching or just standard kyoani cute girls doing cute things fare?

I’m still upset about watching all 8 endless 8... but I’m also upset about the arson.

>>18888041
Why yes, I am a

Fashionable
American
Gentleman

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18888170

Better sell SPY. Big gap down tomorrow bullbros.

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If we don't breach 2900 in the next 20 minutes before people cash in, the bears will win this week with ease, it'll be all over

>> No.18888191

>>18888094
Getting real nervous... never shorted into earnings before.

Holding -10 shares

>> No.18888192

AAAAAAH OXY IS FALLING OFF A CLIFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.18888195

>>18887543
> Pumps yesterday like crazy off of fucking pathetic volume
Lolol you go bulls
> Do it again today with even fucking more laughably low volume
Lmfao.

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>>18888094
Dont bet against the mouse.
Kids are stuck at home and can cry to their parents about wanting to see Frozen 2 and Speaking Fishes Vol. 5 or whatever.

I would not do anything here. If you wanna burn some money then get SPCE puts. Seems like asure thing because they dont have a product, make a new offering and Branson is trying to sell apparently.
>>18888150
Selling puts and when I get assigned I sell calls. Usually getting rid of the stock again in ten days or so.
Made a loss just once.
>>18888166
Its yuri bait SoL
Depends on you if you like it.

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>>18887578
Somebody's taking your shorts to buy more stocks.

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>>18888106
They're good hands, such big strong hands.

>> No.18888205

>>18888175
that isnt how the stock market works
god i fucking hate you so much

>> No.18888210

>>18887882
Would you believe I made 25K on sqqq calls?

>> No.18888211

>>18888191
I have no fears. Every branch of their business is effected by this shutdown except Disney+ and that’s shit anyways so they’re gonna miss.

>> No.18888214

>>18888080
Excuse me sir it’s cinco de May.
Time to switch from gin to Mexican gin.

>> No.18888219

>>18887679
For the last time: PRICED IN
market foresee 3 months ahead and you know what. Nobody travelling + meat shortage + 25k dead Americans + no one visits Disney park are all taken into account at the March dip. That was the bottom.
From now on. Even 5 more passengers on flight is good news. If 2 out of local 100 small business survives is good news (because estimate is 100/100 would die). If 30k infections is good news (instead of 50k infections doomsday style). You gotta ride this wave to ATH.

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>>18888199

>> No.18888225

>>18888105
Seeing disgusting pigs like him makes me feel better about myself.

>> No.18888229

>>18888145
Source?

>> No.18888240

>>18888205
This is exactly how TA works. 289 is important, either break or back down to 2800

>> No.18888241

>>18887714
How about not option just all-in long TSLA. It’s legit going to surpass 1000 within 3 weeks.

>> No.18888242

>>18888205
very rude

its about sentiment in the low volume market.... it will start to fall sharply if the barrier isn't broken

>> No.18888252

>>18888211
You’re wrong about Disney plus though... I don’t want to be in the same boat with ideological anti mousers.

>> No.18888262

>>18888229
g/205978/

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>>18888195
How are those puts doing like wolf of wall street?

>> No.18888267

>>18888240
thats how TA works, which doesnt function in reality

>> No.18888268

>>18888219
Dead cat bounce. You’re playing with fire nigger

>> No.18888270

>>18888229
nvm found it

>> No.18888274

>>18888252
Disney+ isn't supposed to be profitable until ike 2022

>> No.18888283

That's a big red dildo.

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>>18888205
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS DAD!!!!!!

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18888292

>another denial

>> No.18888295

Tomorrow is going to be stupid red isn’t it

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>>18888214
alright, then Im heading to riteaid

>> No.18888305

Wtf we just broke the 200 EMA lmao am I seeing this correctly sirs

>> No.18888310

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18888311

Aaaaaaaaand I am out of DAL
Waiting for a retest of the lows now

>> No.18888313

guys why are stocks bleeding meanwhile indices like SPY are up? didn't had the time today to look at charts.

>> No.18888314

>>18888262
>nhentai instead of sadpanda url
nice

>> No.18888316

>>18888290
dont @ me anime poster TA retard

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>>18888295
Yes.
Thursday will be the day to buy back in.

>> No.18888331

Exxon mobile in 2021
GO

>> No.18888332

>commencing the early late date bobo trap

Absolutely based. A close at the intraday high is almost assured now.

>> No.18888334
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18888334

CA update:

BEARS ARE NOW ACTIVATED
RUN FOR YOU LIVES

>> No.18888335

>>18888263
bitch

>> No.18888336

>>18888267
That's why we rejected 289 3 times and now dump EoD. Tomorrow is red, screencap this.

>> No.18888338

>>18888263
Oh bleeding like crazy, but I've DCAed in so I'm not sweating it at all, plus I'm not reddit so my earliest expiration is 5/29. Enjoy your totally real pump off of 50m shares traded total, happens all the time and they are THE most sustainable pumps.

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18888339

THE ALMIGHTY DUMP

>> No.18888343

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ??????

>> No.18888344

>>18888314
panda is too annoying to login to and i've had an account there for like 14 years and i don't like to be reminded of that fact

>> No.18888350
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18888350

ITS OVER

>> No.18888358

STOP FUCKING SELLING WTF

>> No.18888368

THE END OF THE BOUNCE
SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.18888369

WWHYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.18888373

>>18888263
Oooh that red candle that started with my 1st post, I'm sure its nothing.

>> No.18888376

get dumped on, bagholders

>> No.18888378
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18888378

this is going to be painful isn't it?

>> No.18888381

>>18888267
TA works, you just have to combine it with fundamental analysis.

>> No.18888383

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?
MUMU ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH BOBO BEAR

>> No.18888384

>>18888336
put your money where your mouth is and short everything for tomorrow
you wont though, because youre 16 and in your heart you know TA is complete dogshit

>> No.18888389

PRINT JEROME GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>> No.18888401

>Bears having a tantrum
>I'm still almost 2% up

Hello?

>> No.18888405

look at the fucking volume on those red dildos

>> No.18888406

'e bought ze tohp?

Dümp eet.

>> No.18888407

>>18887543
Lower highs, lower lows.

>> No.18888417

>>18888384
>moving averages and volume are bullshit
i shiggy diggy

>> No.18888419

>>18888401
Might want to realize some profit faggot.

>> No.18888421

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.18888423

FUCKING STOP

>> No.18888424
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18888424

Is volume a meme or not? Can you predict anything with looking at global volume?

>> No.18888432
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18888432

>faggot broker jews me out of $15 every buy/sale, stealing all my gains

>> No.18888435

>>18887795
>>18887744
Aah it better be good!

>> No.18888437
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18888437

doomp eet

>> No.18888440

>>18888383
>up 1.5%
Yes, I’m doing just fine thanks

>> No.18888441

SPY candle coincides with MSFT, AAPL, kinda ZM candles but NOT AMZN!!

>> No.18888443

>>18888389
Jerome is sleeping with Bizonnaci

>> No.18888450
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18888450

>slight dip
>markets still up 1-2%
>h-haha, bobos are winning!
LMAOing at bearcucks

>> No.18888453
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18888453

>>18888219
I really hate the "priced in" and "forward looking" meme. I see people spouting this everywhere, but its so fucking wrong. Its post hoc rationalization
>The market doesn't make sense because of something that we don't know in the future!
Combined with survivor bias, you only hear about the successes. Therefore, the people who guessed the correct future "won" creating a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>I was right because my guess what priced in

Priced in is OBVIOUSLY wrong. You're telling me during that first dip, people knew we would close the economy for 3 months, have recording breaking unemployment, nobody paying rent, running out of food, oil going negative.
Forward looking is also bullshit. Individual investors are forward looking, and they all try to guess what the price will be in the future to gain profits now. Some price it high, some price it low, the market just reflects what that balance is at the time.
These "ideas" are just more of the lies institutions and media tells you in order to get you to do what they say.

>SPY implodes while typing this
Let me guess, this was "priced in" too?

>> No.18888455

>>18888417
just stop

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>>18888432
>15$
Wat?

>> No.18888459
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18888459

Who went long here?

>> No.18888467

>>18888440
OHNONONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
DAT MUMU COPE

>> No.18888470

>>18888450
Not even a new daily low kek

>> No.18888471

>>18888384
I did. I have put 8k into 7x short. At 2885 SPY.

>> No.18888474

>>18887906
>>18887929
>>18887966
>>18887993
>>18887999
>>18888210
I believe you. Well done!

>> No.18888478
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>>18888459
smart money

>> No.18888481
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18888481

>tfw got out before the BIG DOOMP

>> No.18888482
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18888482

SCHW IS RAPING MY PORTFOLIO

>> No.18888492

Logic tells me to sell DHT and FRO before I lose any more money but I know as soon as I do then they'll moon.

>> No.18888497
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>>18888455
shiggy diggy doo.

>> No.18888498
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18888498

>>18888274
And?
>>18888421
WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT DID YOU DO TO CARROL

YOU SONS OF BITCHES ILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!

>> No.18888500

>>18888453
there's no arguing with retarded permabulls, let them have their few weeks of pump, then they can eat shit for the rest of their lives as the irresponsible fiscal policies turn america into a third world shithole

>> No.18888501

so...my atvi calls are up 65%, do i sell to avoid the iv crush or hope for the best?

>> No.18888504

>>18888450
this is a good time to short

>> No.18888511
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18888511

>>18888492
FUCK.SELL OR ALL IT'S ALL GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.18888514

I hate to say it tanker bros, but the time to get out was last week. When NAT started to break down was the end of the gravy train.

>> No.18888516

This green is about to get dumped hard. My calls are dead.

>> No.18888518

>>18888501
If you bought them any time this week, I would definitely sell them to avoid getting cucked by IV or at least cashing out your initial investment if you want to gamble.

>> No.18888519

>>18888500
seething

>> No.18888526

ARE POLOS A GOOD INVESTMENT?

>> No.18888527

>>18888450
> S&P down 1.2% for the week
> DOW down 2% for the week
Yeaaaaa bulls are doing great!

>> No.18888540
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18888540

STRONG REVERSAL

GOING BACK UP HARD

>> No.18888544
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18888544

Just went all in on SQQQ calls. I’m gonna make it bros

>> No.18888547

>>18888478
You’re a big thigh

>>18888334
Me beneath (not pictured)

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>>18888526
SELL THEM ALL!!!!!!

>> No.18888553
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>>18888094
It's over, there's no stopping the mouse.

>> No.18888554

PLEASE STOP THIS PLEASE BUY, BUY MORE EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

>> No.18888563

>>18888519
dilate

>> No.18888567
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>>18888540
OH NO NO NO WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

>> No.18888569
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18888569

STOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>> No.18888571

WHAT WAS THAT MUMU?

>> No.18888575

AND I'M FREE
FREE FALLING

>> No.18888576

>>18888554
I CAN'T STOP SELLING OH GODD

>> No.18888584
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18888584

>RTX

>> No.18888588

>>18888344
Just... type g Dot e dash hentai dot org before the gallery info. This has been muscle memory since like 2005 what have you people been doing?

>> No.18888589

1st for giant red dildo selloff

>> No.18888590

>>18888518
yea thats what i thought the response will be. guess im just a degenerate gambler for considering holding through iv crush, i'll sell last minute of the day

>> No.18888594

This is all from uncertainty. No one believes in the rally or economy the volume was shit it’s plain as day. Dis depressing earnings will drag tomorrow down further

>> No.18888598

This is the gayest market ever. Even gayer than bitcoin circa 2018

>> No.18888600

DEATH CROSS
>DEATH CROSS
DEATH CROSS
>DEATH CROSS
DEATH CROSS
>DEATH CROSS
DEATH CROSS
>DEATH CROSS
DEATH CROSS
>DEATH CROSS
DEATH CROSS
>DEATH CROSS
DEATH CROSS
>DEATH CROSS

>> No.18888601

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18888602

>>18888311
New world order

>> No.18888604
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>>18888424
I've been studying it recently, it can help you if your an active trader.

>> No.18888605

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>> No.18888606

>>18888584
literally lost 1% whats your problem

>> No.18888607
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18888607

OGRE

>> No.18888608

>>18888549
imagine being the anon that spent hours making this

>> No.18888610
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18888610

>>18888567
FUCK ONLY DOWN 49% AT LEAST THAT'S NOT OVER HALF.........

>> No.18888615

I will beat the mouse.

>> No.18888634

>>18888600
Checkd. Post image

>> No.18888642

>>18888605
global depression, dumbass

>> No.18888643

>>18888600
>THE BщLL RUN STARTS NOW
THE BщLL RUN STARTS NOW
>THE BщLL RUN STARTS NOW
THE BщLL RUN STARTS NOW
>THE BщLL RUN STARTS NOW
THE BщLL RUN STARTS NOW

>> No.18888645
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18888645

can’t wait for more cheapies

>> No.18888649

So what are we all doing for Disney? Buying? Selling?

>> No.18888666

This crash is looking great for my DIS puts bros

>> No.18888667

I have 2165€ where do I spend it? Im selling and rebuying like everday and cant decide what to hold

>> No.18888669

Tomorrow is blood red if some earnings don't blow people away or fed backed hedges start buying in.

>> No.18888674

>>18888471
>>18888384
Oh look who made money in fake TA already

>> No.18888675
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18888675

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU BULLS
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

BOBO IS BACK MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.18888680

>>18888602
lesson to you kids, have stop losses

>> No.18888681
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18888681

>red candles
extremely based what stocks are you guys buying before close?

>> No.18888682

>>18888649
why don't you make your own decisions like a big boy :)

>> No.18888683

>>18888642
but you guys told me it was priced in!
MY CALLS

>> No.18888687

STOP SELLING

>> No.18888693

>>18888492
that shit is never mooning, invest in black gold. invest in oil

>> No.18888694

>>18888666
CHECKED

>> No.18888695
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18888695

>>18888610
FUCKKKKK STOP PLSSSS NOT MY WIFE'S RETIREMENT MONEY

>> No.18888700

>>18888649
>dig hole
>put in disney
>add soil
>???
>profit

>> No.18888707
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18888707

>>18888600
which cross? post it

>> No.18888711

>>18887543
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>> No.18888714

>>18888695
holy shit your wife's boyfriend is gonna be pissed!

>> No.18888733
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18888733

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS ISN'T FAIR I JUST FOMOD IN TODAY BECAUSE OF YOU ASSHOLES

>> No.18888739
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18888739

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18888741

BUY YOU FUCKING SLUTS, BUYYYY!

>> No.18888744

>>18888714
think about his wife's boyfriend's girlfriend's son. how the fuck is he going to college now?

>> No.18888753

>>18888667
DIS puts

>> No.18888759

>>18887543
And there go the market hours gains. We're back into futures territory now.

>> No.18888762

These red dildos are bigger than the one my wife put in my ass last night

>> No.18888766

I FUCK THE MARKET
I MAKE IT DUMP
I FUCK THE MARKET WITH MY BOBO CLAW

RED
RED
RED

>> No.18888769
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18888769

>>18888714
FUCK YOU KEK SHE DIDN'T KNOW

>> No.18888771

BUY PUTS BUY PUTS

>> No.18888773

TSLA PUT OPTION FOr $600 5/8 jumping in price !!!

>> No.18888779

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18888780

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.18888781

>>18887543
YALL
YALL NIGGAZ HODL THAT BAG
HODL THAT BAG
YALL HODL THAT BAG

YALL
YALL NIGGAZ HODL THAT BAG
HODL THAT BAG
YALL HODL THAT BAG

Whippin' the yam, whippin and flippin' the Scam
Turn the whole MVIS to a Lam
Re-rockin' the cope, soon as you get on the rope
Keepin' it soft like a mink

WHEN THEY TELL ME ITS $1+
FOR THAT MVIS I KNOWS BETTER

YCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.18888783
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18888783

fomo into TGTX you retards

your money is safe there

trust me im an anime doctor

>> No.18888788

>>18888744
i cant belive his wife's boyfriend's son's girlfriend wont be able to get a new iphone now

>> No.18888790

>>18888544
Up 30% already. Making money is easy

>> No.18888797

SHUT THE MARKETS NOW

>> No.18888798

NEW BRED
>>18888784
>>18888784
>>18888784

>> No.18888799
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18888799

>>18888707
5 and 60 minute moving averages

>> No.18888804

I JUST THREW AWAY MY BOBO LIFE
I WAS TRYING TO BECOME A MUMU
WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME

>> No.18888812

I will never recover from this financially .

>> No.18888813
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18888813

>>18888675
I sold at the top

there was no fucking value on this pump so I evacuated after second denial on $2890

>> No.18888817

Who was the boss who sold 700k shares in MVIS to trigger stop-loss sells, and then rebuys all 700k shares at a lower price? Guaranteed moon mission for MVIS after hours into the morning trading hours

>> No.18888818

>>18888733
Just place a stop loss man. Jic this foreshadows the real correction tomorrow at open

>> No.18888819
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18888819

Will I make it?

>> No.18888825

so uh is there any news or is the market just being gay?

>> No.18888855

IT'S NOT STOPPING
HOLY FUCK
WE'RE ENDING THE DAY NEGATIVE WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18888868

>>18888825
Yes. Recession now, Stalker.

>> No.18888877
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18888877

Holding tankers with diamond hands. I’ll let go when they fly by Friday.

>> No.18888879
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18888879

Hope all my SOXL bros got out at least 123, we’ll be accumulating more cheapies soon bros

>> No.18888896

Lol this shit is in free fall...i like i like

>> No.18888898

>>18887999
how many calls was that? like 2? or was that before they were ridiculously expensive

>> No.18888904

>>18888825
>is the market just being gay?
Yes. Fake and gay.

>> No.18888924
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18888924

>>18888799
baesd. Continuous just broke under the 5m 200 SMA. 30 min is reaching for the 50. Lets hope it breaks below.

>> No.18888928

>>18888825
PEOPLE ARE KILLING THE MOUSE. NOT THE MOUSE YOU GUYS.

>> No.18888938

BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18888939

So I should have sold my long treasury fund at the top, huh? It's just going down now.

>> No.18888951

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

BULLBROS WHAT HAPPENED I WAS IN A MEETING

>> No.18888971

>>18888813
>sold at the top

We both get what we want then, you get profit and I get big red line lmao

>> No.18888978

>>18888877
It's difficult by I ain't letting go

>> No.18888982
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18888982

TRIED TO SELL SOME SHORTS BUT THEY HAD NONE!

I FOUGHT THE BEAR AND THE BEAR WON!

>> No.18888983

MAKE IT STOPPPP

>> No.18888995

Red candle forming here we go again

>> No.18889012
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18889012

As much as I enjoy being way up on puts I bought at the top, I would feel much better if we erased today's gains.

Thanks,
-Bobo

>> No.18889020

the moment komm susser tod came on my playlist we started dumping
I'm playing it again

>> No.18889022

>>18888819
Hahaha holy shit nice

>> No.18889038
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18889038

Soon

>> No.18889041
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18889041

What red candle? Massive green volume. V RECOVERY OF V RECOVERY FOREVER.

>> No.18889078

>>18888819
You will make it to the moon.

>> No.18889130
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18889130

t-tanker chads...?

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18889150

>>18888813
same, and I bought TVIX this morning. Fuck this market.

>> No.18889151

>>18889130

All part of the plan

>> No.18889156
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18889156

Fellow widomakers check in? Are there any other industries that are considered widow makers?

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18889164

>>18219631

>> No.18889192
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18889192

DIS reports earnings today after hours. Calls or puts???

>> No.18889196

>>18888470
lmao @ your life btw

>> No.18889204

>>18889192

Both

>> No.18889207
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18889207

That was the most obvious pre-closing dump I have ever seen
Half the thread was calling it.

How will tomorrow look? I think we will se a small red day and a buying opportunity

>> No.18889226
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18889226

>>18889151

>> No.18889229

Brace yourselves. In 2 minutes, we go negative.

>> No.18889251

>>18889130
Gotta break a few eggs

>> No.18889265

NEW BRED
>>18888784 (Cross-thread)
>>18888784 (Cross-thread)
>>18888784 (Cross-thread)

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>>18889130
wish trump kept his fucking mouth shut, if DHT earnings isn't god tier the tanker dream is dead

>> No.18889394

>>18887724
how can america have a meat shortage when we have meat literally just walking around everywhere. Meat that will jump out in front of your car. Jesus put all of this here for us we cannot run out.

>> No.18889453

>IT'S FREE MONEY JUST BUY TANKERS LOL
Honestly, never listen to the masses on /biz/. Just find the couple anons with intelligent posts like bobos.

>> No.18889868

>>18887691
Priced in

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I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

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