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how my fellow indoor ranchers doin today?

>> No.18886810
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>>18886675
I prepared a faq:

>where to buy cows?
https://cattle-exchange.drovers.com/
>can cows potty trained?
yes (pic related)
>can I indoor ranch in a apartment?
yes but cows are very vocal animals and if they dont like something they will moooh really loud (neighbours might complain about the noise)

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>>18886675

>> No.18886864

>>18886810
>>18886675
Are you fucking serious

>> No.18886879

>>18886864
are you fucking retarded?

>> No.18886931

>>18886675
Bump for based thread, fuck Jews fuck government fuck regulations and fuck landlords

>> No.18886935

>>18886879
I'm asking the OP. Please shut the fuck up Anon

>> No.18886938

>>18886864
>he isn't an indoor rancher

>> No.18886949

>>18886675
what's a good price for 2 black angus heifers? are they a good starter cow?

>> No.18886955

>>18886935
and I am asking you, fucking newfag r*edditor faggot

>> No.18886971

The Jew fears the indoor rancher

>> No.18886968

>>18886864
this board turned into a gigantic shithole.
Seriously no more reason to come back on here

>> No.18887017
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>I'm asking the OP. Please shut the fuck up Anon

>> No.18887022

>>18886675
You didn't go all in with shrimp farming
>YOUR NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.18887029

>>18886955
You're not allowed to ask me questions zoomer

>> No.18887040

>>18886968
yet here you are and will be again tomorrow

>> No.18887058
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>>18887029
>zoomer

you really need to go back now

>> No.18887251
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do you guys know anythong about setting up an aquaponics setup similar to pjck related?

>> No.18887279

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jag7oTemldY

>> No.18887381

>>18886810
I am finally about to understand all the tension you guys have with your landlords.

>> No.18887409

I need help convincing my landlord to allow me to indoor ranching. Any tips?

>> No.18887460

>>18887409
If it's not expressly prohibited in your contract you should be fine. Maybe they qualify as a pet?

>> No.18887461
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>>18886675
jews fear the indoor cow herder much the same as the chicken farmer.

>> No.18887484

>>18887251
kek

>> No.18887720
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>>18886931
AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.18887746

>>18886675
>>18886810
>your tenant after you demand he pays his 3 months of rent
oh no no no

>> No.18887823
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the shrimp in my shrimp farm all escaped and died, the coroner called it a mass suicide. and the piglets keep getting into my cans of redbull and drinking those and get hopped up on caffeine & guarana then they fuck up all of my furniture

starting to second-guess my decision to start an indoor farm. and to top it all off my neighbors keep freaking out from all the noise, they might tell my landlord.

>> No.18887899
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>>18886864
yes, indoor ranching is a good way to make money.
meatprices are projected to go up up and up.
basically any apartment can accommodate a cow or multiple pigs and goats.

>> No.18887923

>>18886810
imagine the smell

>> No.18887974

>>18886675
Based thread. Best on biz right now.

>> No.18888049

>>18886864
You sound like dumb money. Real investors are getting in on the ground floor here.

>> No.18888068

>>18886675
What is the investment/return calculation?

>> No.18888232

Thinking about getting in the sea monkey (brine shrimp) biz
They can live in a 5 gallon pail.
Very cheap and easy to take care of
Sell them at farmers markets and carnivals
One ziplock bag with “sea monkey family” $2-5 (haven’t crunched the numbers yet)

>> No.18888253

>>18886675
awesome
where do you feed the cattle? would giving them water from the WC be bad?

>> No.18888457

>>18886675
got 5 piggies this week all in the basement. they smell horrid but the payoff will be worth. anyone know what I'm supposed to feed these things?

>> No.18889050

>>18887058
Le funny basedboy

You both can go

>> No.18889176

>>18888457
send pics? i am interested in the indoor pig farming business.

>> No.18889591

>>18888457
milk from your cow upstairs

>> No.18889749

>>18886675
>>18888457
neck yourself

>> No.18889886

>>18889591
That is a horrible reason to get an indoor cow. Milk is better used other ways than feeding your basement pigs.

>> No.18889912

>>18886675
based and indoor rancher pilled

>> No.18889974
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>>18888457
nice!
>anyone know what I'm supposed to feed these things?
leftovers from your food

>>18888253
>would giving them water from the WC be bad?
no its good, they love to drink from toilet

>> No.18889980

>>18887251
based oldfag

all these newfags trying to get into home farming late in the game. Home farming is about having integrity

>> No.18890163

>>18888457
generally you feed them growing feed designed for pigs, which will be sold is massive 50lb bags and look like a dusty mix of corn and flour
pigs are intelligent and will only eat when they are hungry, so you can just leave a bunch out in a vertical feeder and just keep it full
the main concern is removing all of the poop, which will be overwhelming in volume. try to keep them in an area where you can just wash it down a drain, but 5 grown hogs will absolutely overwhelm any sort of domestic drainage system you have, making your basement into a hogshit factory and you will live in stinky piggypoop soup, much like certain unpaid actors that enjoy ruining peoples' fun online

>> No.18890184

include me in the screencap

>> No.18890461
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>>18886675
>We would like to honor the life of John McCa-
BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPLTSTSTHPPTPHTPHPHHPHPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.18890540

>>18886675
HAHAAHHAHAHAH WHAT TEH FUCK OP
INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP

>> No.18890713

>>18886675
Do you have a goat in your bedroom?

>> No.18890816

>>18886675
>>18886810
>>18886864

This is the hardest I've laughed at a 4chan thread since 2012. Truly from the bottom of my heart, thank you

>> No.18890903

>>18888457

Homeless people

>> No.18890915

>>18890163
This is true. Pigs shit so much. I read an article a few years back about how a few pig farmers on a commercial pig farm literally drowned in a giant vat of liquid pig shit. One guy fell in, two more went after him, they all drowned. Imagine the smell

>> No.18890993

>>18886675
What are your operating expenses? Expected returns?

>> No.18891019

>>18890713
That room is sub leased as a brothel

>> No.18891102

>>18887461
A cooked chicken is litteraly 5 bucks, does 50 bucks worth of chicken is worth the trouble?

>> No.18891135

>>18891102
What's the point of fucking a cooked chicken

>> No.18891203

>>18889974
CUTE

>> No.18891241
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>>18886675
>>18886810
what the fuck kind of thread did i stumble upon? this is some weird deepweb hobbyist site shit

>> No.18891264

>>18889974
well done potty training your herd!
about to start training little sus so wish me luck!
BTW any tips for getting my mom to stop complaining
inb4
>indoor ranching is the future
>it will pay off
>the smeel isnt that bad
cunt wont shut up

>> No.18891362
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>>18891102
A chicken can produce up to 250 eggs per year. You can charge more from customer by telling them chickens eggs come from happy well fed chicken.

Use buzzwords like carbon credit friendly, ecological clean, biological and antibiotic free homogenous chicken eggs.
S00ys will pay 5 bucks per egg no joke.

>> No.18891457

>>18886810
Truly, with the bottom of my bank account, what the fuck.

>> No.18891502

>>18887899
beef halving priced in

>> No.18891805

>>18890540
>screencap a general
you need to die faglord indian

>> No.18892443

>>18890713
multiple actually

>> No.18892508

>>18886864
where do you think we are right now?

>> No.18892565

>>18891241
thank you for brown girl

>> No.18892762
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The jew fears the in-office crocodile farmer employee

>> No.18892887

>>18888232
>basically any apartment can accommodate a cow or multiple pigs and goats.
>not indoor ranching
NGMI

>> No.18893024

>>18892762
Honestly I would to

>> No.18893281

>>18886810
Holy fucking shit my sides

>this is why you screen your tenant's

>> No.18893903

>>18886675
I finally am all in on this one and so far it had been great. the rooster crows at 6am. My wife gets up to milk the cow, I feed the dogs. Dogs will protect your flock from foxes they're a must have. My clippers got jammed on the sheep's wool so I ordered a better one from Amazon. We should have a good load of wool and cheese ready for market by next week. I'm thinking if getting a bull, gents. What do you think? We have plenty of space in our 2 bedroom now we just have to train the goat better

>> No.18893925

>>18887461
those are ducks

>> No.18893932

>>18893903
I'd say go for it bro.

>> No.18893939

>>18886675
Cows deserve plumbing. I support this business plan

>> No.18893992
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Reminder Indian runners are prolific egg layers

>> No.18894013

>>18891241
hot. brown anime girls get me rock hard

>> No.18894023
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*blocks your path*

>> No.18894085

>>18887251
Holy fuck. This thread is really blowing my mind.

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Take the deerpill

>> No.18894182
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>>18886675
So this is how we transition to feudalism.

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how do you guys keep your animals from messing up your video games?

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>> No.18894233

>>18893903
Does your wife have a particular bull she is interested in?

>> No.18894303
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I really hope you faggots aren't missing out on these gains

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>>18886675
Happened in my country. Rohingya asylum seeker came to my country did the most based thing nobody ever imagined: Ranching a cow in their small apartment. They got caught in doing so and made the locals go apeshit thus begin the race hate towards the those refuges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLrSsu7aWNo

>> No.18894563

>>18894233
shes VERY open minded, fren