/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18883956]

i <3 yuu-anon edition

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>Previous thread:
>>18882501

[Anonymous No.18883985]

Are we going to see negative oil again this month ?

[Anonymous No.18883990]

>>18883956
Any bull here feeling srly comfy about hitting Nov 2019 levels now?

[Anonymous No.18883996]

early for all in on cruises

[Anonymous No.18884003]

Why the FUCK aren't oil stocks mooning with a 20% gain in oil?

[Anonymous No.18884010]

>>18884003
clown market

[Anonymous No.18884017]

let's say i don't care about my $1200 trump bux. what do i yolo it in?

[Anonymous No.18884024]

BOBOS
WE WILL STRIKE SOON

[Anonymous No.18884026]

Just started getting my unemployment monies. Should I pay off my credit card bills or go all in on stocks?

[Anonymous No.18884031]

4000 july

[Anonymous No.18884034]

I love cunny. NASDAQ will reject 9000 and the next leg down will begin. :)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18884044]

>>18884017
get some treasury bonds

[Anonymous No.18884048]

Touching 2890 soon.

Very important meme line boys.

[Anonymous No.18884052]

I really want that V card in my portfolio. But it gained 5 points today. Wtf
No way that shit aint falling tomorrow. We pumped too much today and we will pay for our sins!

>>18883963
>>18883968
Cheers

[Anonymous No.18884056]

>>18884034
Total idiot

[Anonymous No.18884064]

>>18884003
because the market doesnt care about your feels

[Anonymous No.18884074]

I am financially ok

[Anonymous No.18884081]

>>18883985
It will in about ten days when the June contract rolls over to the next month. The only thing stopping this is military action in the MidEast.

[Anonymous No.18884083]

>>18884034
Based.

[Anonymous No.18884085]

>everything still rises or falls together except tech and oil
>oil rises and falls almost independently of oil's price
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.18884091]

>>18884074
Im up 1.93% myself but it feels like with 400+ on the dow, we should be up more. On Friday we were -300 and I was down 7.5%

[Anonymous No.18884093]

>>18884003
Who are they gonna sell the oil to? Tanks are full bro

[Anonymous No.18884099]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18884105]

>>18884017
SOXL

[Anonymous No.18884106]

So is MVIS going to go up or down?

[Anonymous No.18884107]

SNIB SNAB I AM THETA CRAB

[Anonymous No.18884124]

post all your meme images of bulls shitting on bobo

[Anonymous No.18884130]

>$RWT is mooning

Is this what making it feels like?

[Anonymous No.18884134]

>2897

nearly there

[Anonymous No.18884135]

>>18884105
I approve

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18884139]

I don't get it, why did we shut down the economy if we can just pump people who get the virus full of anti-biotics and then they get better?

[Anonymous No.18884147]

>>18884106
Only the future holds that answer.
But I expect it to go the same route as UAVS

[Anonymous No.18884148]

>>18884085
Nobody does. I shorted Exxon at the bottom because I saw negative oil prices from a mile away and still lost money. Should have gone for the futures directly.

[Anonymous No.18884149]

MVIS has lost all it's steam, move onto to EMAN

[Anonymous No.18884150]

its literally over, corona was a scam, a literal nothing burger

Mr. Powell already fixed the economy and once the normies start leaving their houses and going back to work the golden bullrun resumes

[Anonymous No.18884151]

Just went all-in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18884154]

>>18884044
Enjoy your less than 1% yield in ten years. I expect at least one of my stocks to double before the end of this year.

[Anonymous No.18884156]

Should I gonna go all in on airlines and cruiseships?

[Anonymous No.18884169]

>>18884139
>anti biotics
>against a virus

Typtical tripfag

[Anonymous No.18884176]

>>18884149
EMAN $2 LET'S GOOOOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.18884182]

>>18884156
Airlines, yes if military. Cruislines, no.

[Anonymous No.18884185]

>>18884107
F and KO are going to tank you

[Anonymous No.18884191]

This makes me so hard

[Anonymous No.18884192]

>>18884156
you should have strong fucking hands and diamond balls, I am nearly dropping it

[Anonymous No.18884194]

We are going to stair case down and you wont make any money from it because all the moves will be during pre market and close, lmao

[Anonymous No.18884197]

>>18884150
Partially, we see new highs this summer
S&P 4000. Then the bust.

[Anonymous No.18884201]

>>18884156
Do it for the Polos

[Anonymous No.18884202]

>>18884156
No. One in the hand is worth more than two in the bush. Wait for the dust to settle.

[Anonymous No.18884203]

>>18884156
I'm not, but you definitely

[Anonymous No.18884213]

>>18884156
Yes. Take cash advances on your credit cards and sell off all your polo shirts for more leverage

[Anonymous No.18884215]

>>18884034
Based and foresight pilled

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18884217]

>>18884169
Is there a shortage of anti-biotics or something I'm not aware of?

[Anonymous No.18884226]

>>18884156
Airlines are fucked. So are Boeing and Airbus. The foreign ministry still has a travel warning for the entire fucking world. Tourism is finished without a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.18884234]

>>18884156
I've got a bit on them but definitely risky

[Anonymous No.18884240]

Is RTX just a meme?

[Anonymous No.18884241]

Shpuld I sell my Norwegian cruise line stocks. I dont want the short end of the stick should they go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.18884245]

>>18884217
Stop

[Anonymous No.18884248]

we chinese market now!

[Anonymous No.18884247]

>>18884217
This has to be bait

[Anonymous No.18884255]

>>18884026
Niggers like you deserve to die penniless and alone

[Anonymous No.18884257]

>>18884191
Dump it and move onto EMAN

[Anonymous No.18884275]

There are "people" in this very thread.
Right now. At this very moment.
"People" who, despite all warnings and consideration, are betting against the single most important rule of the stock market.
The fact that stocks only go up.

>mfw

[Anonymous No.18884276]

>ctrl+f
>no GALT,SNSS, ONTX or TMDX
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18884277]

>>18884156
Fuck yeah bro, all-in

[Anonymous No.18884287]

>>18884240
for that price? yes

[Anonymous No.18884291]

>>18883956
HAL-Chads report in.

[Anonymous No.18884299]

>>18884275
this
>>18884156
all in brother, all in

[Anonymous No.18884306]

Best investment advice someone told me: Buy in non-US markets when the dollar index is about 95+. Basic logic really since when the dollar is strong, stocks in foreign markets are cheap to buy.

[Anonymous No.18884307]

>>18884191
How do you do a stop loss sell on the etrade app?

[Anonymous No.18884311]

Did the tanker meme officially die now?

[Anonymous No.18884317]

>>18884287
Incredible

[Anonymous No.18884323]

>>18884276
Im sorry. This is a thread for earning money. The dung pile is over there.

[Anonymous No.18884325]

>>18884276
TMDX isn’t a pajeet pump and dump penny stock and I really hate that SNSS faggot. It does not belong in the same list as those other tickers.

[Anonymous No.18884332]

TVIX CHADS HOLD THE LINE!!! DIAMOND HANDS AND UNOBTAINIUM BALLS!!

[Anonymous No.18884334]

>>18884182
>>18884192
>>18884201
>>18884202
>>18884203
>>18884213
>>18884226
>>18884234
>>18884277
>>18884299

Im a fucking Idiot if I do it, but I will feel like a even bigger idiot if I miss this chance. ALL IN MY NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.18884338]

>>18884003
Because I sold my CVX for a nice profit, sorry.

[Anonymous No.18884341]

>>18884311
I doubled down when they dropped today. Am I gonna be okay?

[Anonymous No.18884346]

>>18884169
There are in fact rare instances where an antibiotic can have antiviral or antiprotazoal properties. Hell, some antibiotics kill people.. You must think that the world reads your textbooks in intro biology 1000

[Anonymous No.18884350]

Who the fuck said to buy DHT?! im bagholding now

[Anonymous No.18884354]

>>18884311
I think so. What's the next meme to burn my remaining money?

[Anonymous No.18884360]

>>18884307

[Anonymous No.18884362]

FUCKING BREAK 2890 ALREADY

[Anonymous No.18884364]

>>18884341
The economy is literally opening up again, retard.

[Anonymous No.18884370]

the names bull. perma bull

[Anonymous No.18884371]

I only bought 1000 at 10.5. I knew that I should have gone all in but didn’t.

[Anonymous No.18884373]

>>18884334
Word of advice: CCL has a chair that bankrolled "The Apprentice" for years. CCL and RCL might get a windfall from that cronyism.
Some of these airlines are not going to make it. Go into the ones with better debt situations and large domestic travel share. That will recover before international.

[Anonymous No.18884377]

>>18884360
you cant

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18884380]

Nasdaq 9000 rejected, we're going back to 8000.

[Anonymous No.18884383]

Should I sell my kos and mro and go all in eman? I have 870 shares of eman but I want to triple my stack. Then buy mro back.

[Anonymous No.18884385]

>>18884354
VXX or TVIX

[Anonymous No.18884388]

>>18884334
rest in peace young gambler

[Anonymous No.18884389]

We are gonna dump later. I can smell it.
I wanna buy something but it all went up so much already.

Maybe some AMD is fine.

[Anonymous No.18884391]

>>18884350
Bagholders trying to pump it said to buy it.

[Anonymous No.18884410]

We were supposed to be on the moon today with $DHT, what happened?

[Anonymous No.18884411]

My only regret is not buying in at .31 instead of .51

[Anonymous No.18884412]

>>18884332
>D-don't get cocky

[Anonymous No.18884416]

How much will RTX go up after the earnings? 10%, 20%?

[Anonymous No.18884414]

>>18884383
Sure, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.18884423]

>>18884156
I smashed in like 10k, 50/50 CCL and DAL, 50% of my portfolio

YOLO

[Anonymous No.18884427]

brothers, tankers have great divvies use this as an opportunity to make a boomer portfolio

[Anonymous No.18884435]

the next pump will break $3000

[Anonymous No.18884442]

>>18884411
What's their pipeline?

[Anonymous No.18884444]

why having trouble breaking through +2%? if everything is so good, why not just keep buying everything at increasing prices and push that to 3400 already today?
retarded bulls

[Anonymous No.18884446]

GET IN KTOV NOW

[Anonymous No.18884449]

>>18884410
Earnings are after hours today, retard. The pump is tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18884453]

>>18884427
Tankers are only good for short term holding, their dividends is just a way to offset your cost basis while holding through 1-2 quarters.

[Anonymous No.18884461]

>>18884442
Poopoo.

[Anonymous No.18884463]

There's a sector totally flying over the radar during this bioflu shit. I just hope you people aren't retarded enough not to know about it.

[Anonymous No.18884464]

Trump talking

[Anonymous No.18884465]

>>18884377
What do you mean? You can set a stop, stop-limit, or trailing stop order.

[Anonymous No.18884473]

>>18884410
>>18884350
It will go back up. I bought even more today.

[Anonymous No.18884481]

>>18884124
Despite being perpetual losers in life, bobos seem to have the better memes .

[Anonymous No.18884489]

>>18884463
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.18884494]

My DIS $100 puts are green again. Not sure if I should hold them through earnings though

[Anonymous No.18884502]

>>18884463
You speak like a woman.

[Anonymous No.18884510]

SPY looks sick.

[Anonymous No.18884513]

>>18884463
>let me tell you how smart i am

[Anonymous No.18884519]

>still waiting for the leg down
T-there is going to be one, r-right?

[Anonymous No.18884522]

>>18884465
just ask E trade.

[Anonymous No.18884521]

>>18884435
i hope so, so it has more room to crash back down and make shorts pay out even more.

[Anonymous No.18884529]

Thoughts on CARR?

>new HVAC company from RTN UTX merger
>No denbts
>lots o' cash
>pumped a bit last month
>back down to fair value today
>less than 1% institutional holders, once they put money in, moon?

[Anonymous No.18884541]

fuck the mouse, the house is coming down
>>18884494
why did you buy so early on, are you one of the people i told to wait till today

[Anonymous No.18884558]

>>18884463
>Investing in "that" sector
Enjoy losing money. You did not calculate "this"

[Anonymous No.18884560]

>>18884093
Tankers are indeed tanking

[Anonymous No.18884568]

>>18884522
What? I literally have stops set for all of my holdings.

[Anonymous No.18884571]

SPY FREEFALLING
>SPY FREEFALLING
SPY FREEFALLING
>SPY FREEFALLING
SPY FREEFALLING
>SPY FREEFALLING
SPY FREEFALLING
>SPY FREEFALLING

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS IT BOYS

[Anonymous No.18884572]

CVS tomorrow. I work in a pharmacy (not in the US) and was looking at market studies on growth from Jan-to-Mar on pharmacy sales in my country and I have never seen anything like that in 5 years of working in the retail. Our pharmacy was up almost up 50% in March and about 25% Q1. April has slowed down a bit in general but we're still growing. I don't know if it can be extraoplated to the US but given Bed Bath & Beyond's and Clorox's results I'm betting it will be similiar. CVS is presenting earnings from this Q1 (unlike Walgreens and Rite Aid did - those were from Dec-Feb).

[Anonymous No.18884578]

>>18884541
Nah, there was lots of volume on puts late yesterday so I figured it would drop this morning

[Anonymous No.18884589]

>>18884489
>>18884502
>>18884513
>>18884558
You can see it with TradingView's screener if you know what parameters to look for.

[Anonymous No.18884590]

>>18884481
bobos are OGs you delusional bullfag

[Anonymous No.18884591]

FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED

[Anonymous No.18884595]

>>18884185
Been red on fucking ko for weeks

[Anonymous No.18884600]

Reply to this post or your portfolio dies in your sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.18884606]

>>18884571

[Anonymous No.18884609]

>>18884591
>>18884571
why are you even doing this

[Anonymous No.18884610]

>>18884600
After selling right now its all cash desu

[Anonymous No.18884615]

>>18884362
Fucking rejected again. Bulls are not trying enough.

[Anonymous No.18884618]

>>18884463
ah yes, the pussy pic sector

[Anonymous No.18884622]

>>18884600
based time for dumpies

[Anonymous No.18884626]

>>18884609
he's retarded

[Anonymous No.18884631]

OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.18884634]

God damnit I put a Stangle on Tesla and now its just crabbing like a faggot

PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.18884653]

Why did you doubt him?

[Anonymous No.18884655]

>>18884631
It’s literally pumping right now

[Anonymous No.18884658]

Meg is so cute, I love mousey girls

[Anonymous No.18884661]

>>18884410
You got scammed by pumpers, as did I.

[Anonymous No.18884663]

>>18884609
He posted in the previous thread that he will start bear posting so that it keeps pumping.

[Anonymous No.18884670]

>>18884600
p-please no

[Anonymous No.18884677]

>>18884591
NOOOOOOOOOOOO9OOOOOOOOIOO

[Anonymous No.18884684]

Holding stocks is comfy. Tranny bear niggers can bite the curb.

[Anonymous No.18884693]

>>18884634
Elon's dumping his 1.69million shares he just got for reaching $100B valuation. Give him a minute

[Anonymous No.18884701]

>>18884655
Not according to my TA, anon.

[Anonymous No.18884707]

Lol all my airline and cruise lines stocks are crabbing low because of boomer buffett. Fuck him.

[Anonymous No.18884708]

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rockstar from Mars

[Anonymous No.18884709]

>>18884600
But my diviies : (.

Also is D&B kill or should I drop a few hundred on it

[Anonymous No.18884716]

>>18884568
Not him but I don't have those options on my app. I'll have to see if it's on desktop later.

[Anonymous No.18884717]

>>18884631

Lunch hour/noon lull. Low volume day in general though and still green.

[Anonymous No.18884720]

>>18884707
Go cry in your polos

[Anonymous No.18884721]

Not looking healthy...rejected 2890 once again. Back to 2800-2880 range and then another retry to break out bottom or top.

[Anonymous No.18884726]

>check vxx
>flat line
holy shit vxx calls it is

[Anonymous No.18884728]

>>18884449
Earnings are already priced in. Tankers are just another failed biz meme.

[Anonymous No.18884729]

>>18884707
Lol

[Anonymous No.18884731]

spy is oversold, time to buy calls

[black-star !x8ngkAZjXE No.18884741]

>>18884709
Places like dave and busters are going to get far worse before they get better. Governments aren't going to let them operate. No one goes to dave and busters wearing masks/gloves. You should have sold that a long time ago

[Anonymous No.18884745]

>>18884731
KEK

[Anonymous No.18884753]

Ez

[Anonymous No.18884755]

Who /BakedAF/ right now?

[Anonymous No.18884759]

>>18884731
On what, the 1m chart? kek

[Anonymous No.18884764]

SPY just broke under the channel, time to dump!

[Anonymous No.18884768]

>>18884291
great meme friend xD
mind if I save it?

[Anonymous No.18884788]

>>18884590
OK I take back what I said about the memes

[Anonymous No.18884791]

>>18884411
>>18884442
>Founded in 2004
>gut microbiome
>Co-founder first name (((Ira)))
lolno

[Anonymous No.18884807]

>>18884600
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.18884820]

>>18884003
Priced in retard.

[Anonymous No.18884828]

>>18884741
True.
I don’t own any stock of them. I was wondering if they’re fucked or could rebound after this pandemic.
I’ll wait and look elsewhere for a month or two

[Anonymous No.18884858]

>>18884600
Please no, money's all I got left

[Anonymous No.18884860]

>>18884709
Those places are disgusting, dirty shitholes with terrible food, filthy nonWhites and White trash. Nobody will want to go there, even those cretins... And for what? They won't have enough disposable income to waste.

[Anonymous No.18884862]

Holy shit this was $23 1.5 months ago

[Anonymous No.18884874]

>>18884240
Yeah. It's poor man's LMT. Took profit from RTN merger.

[Anonymous No.18884882]

>>18884759
The only chart that matters B) ez gains

[Anonymous No.18884886]

god i should have put more money into USO and BNO when oil was negative.

we'll have another opportunity to double down low, right oil chads?

[Anonymous No.18884902]

>>18884529
OTIS > CARR

[Anonymous No.18884911]

CHOMP

[Anonymous No.18884920]

>>18884862
vaginas spending money?

[Anonymous No.18884933]

why is the market dead currently?

[Anonymous No.18884935]

>>18884886
Should have just went long

[Anonymous No.18884939]

>>18884708
same

[Anonymous No.18884955]

BRING DOWN THE MOUSE
TEAR DOWN THE HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18884966]

>>18884933

Afternoon slowdown and investors are unsure

[Anonymous No.18884978]

>>18884858
we still have each other

>>18884933
after we left the 2850 level everyone is confused
no one thought we would make it here and we're adjusting to the new normal (2900+)

[Anonymous No.18884990]

>>18884935
oh i AM going long on oil. at the time i was too bearish on the ETFs because im a pussy.

[Anonymous No.18885022]

>>18884716
Weird, they've always been on my app. Are you using Android or iPhone?

[Anonymous No.18885025]

>>18884978
2850 level was literally nothing. Literally nothing.

2890 and 2790 are the ones you have to watch out.

[Anonymous No.18885028]

>>18884955
Mouse is dying tonight

[Anonymous No.18885044]

I WOKE UP LATE

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.18885051]

>>18884003
Ridiculous levels of contango.

[Anonymous No.18885052]

Ok i sold all my shit can we tank again so i can get more cheapies?

[Anonymous No.18885087]

>>18885044
GOLD

[Anonymous No.18885095]

>>18885051
Not even contango. Most oill tracking ETFs totally bailed on June contracts to avoid getting liquidated. This means they miss the current rebound (driven by June prices) entirely.

[Anonymous No.18885098]

>>18885052
No

[Anonymous No.18885101]

>>18884572
Thanks, that seems like a great opporunity

[Anonymous No.18885106]

>>18885044
AN ALARM CLOCK

[Anonymous No.18885121]

delta airlines, lufthansa, air france, boeing, airbus 200$ each what do you think?

[Anonymous No.18885138]

>>18885106
kek, this

[Anonymous No.18885150]

>>18885044
NAIL

[Anonymous No.18885153]

>>18885098
Shut the fuck up faggot massive red day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18885177]

MOUSE IS IN FREEFALL

[Anonymous No.18885182]

>>18883956
>still have 10 shares of sqqq at $22
Heheh...heh...

[Anonymous No.18885184]

Were tankers a pump and dump?
>>18885121
None of those will hit 200 dollars in decades, if ever.

[Anonymous No.18885186]

>tfw fell for the tanker meme

Luckily I didn't buy at the peak but I'm still down 4% on DHT and 7% on FRO

[Anonymous No.18885199]

>>18885106
fucking based

[Anonymous No.18885223]

>>18885186
i lost over 20 grand

[Anonymous No.18885232]

>still increased cases despite lock down for over a month
>people demanding reopen
This reopening hopium is going to cause a huge resurgence followed by another panic. lol

[Anonymous No.18885240]

>>18885184
invest 200$ each in them

[Anonymous No.18885241]

>>18885223
Whew.

[Anonymous No.18885251]

>>18885223
Ouch. Didn't set any stops?

[Anonymous No.18885252]

>>18885186
>>18885223
Why do you retards listen to the retards on here?

[Anonymous No.18885253]

Hold DIS strangle 107c 102p through earnings or take profit at eod?

[Anonymous No.18885255]

DIS bagholders about to get snapped out of existence by Thanos

[Anonymous No.18885267]

Curses, SYY down

[Anonymous No.18885268]

>>18885232
If the people are demanding to reopen, obviously none of them are gonna be hoodwinked a second time into thinking this is any worse than the sniffles.

[Anonymous No.18885280]

reminder we are already in COLD WAR II, destroyers are parked off the coast of venezuela and we are supporting regime change, they're a strategic ally of china because of their location and oil reserves. OIL and DEFENSE chads WILL PROFIT GREATLY

[Anonymous No.18885297]

>>18885232
>huge resurgence
Line go up!?
>another panic
FOMO rise to SPY 350 confirmed

[Anonymous No.18885299]

>>18885253
Shoulda sold the calls earlier. DIS gap down to $75 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18885309]

>>18884731
How are those calls working out for you?

[Anonymous No.18885315]

it's still rising without the J-Pow's money, but it's slow as fuck

all of the volatility is gone and I'm bored as fuck

[Anonymous No.18885325]

>>18885223
Today?

[Anonymous No.18885328]

>>18885252
>>18885223
>>18885186
>>18885184

can't be declared one way or the other until the next negative oil occurrence in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.18885330]

>>18885232
the worst that can happen is MSM going "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUMPH YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE #STAYHOMESAVELIVES"

if nobody gave a shit we could just expand ICU capacity in urban areas and ride it like sweden did.

[Anonymous No.18885339]

>>18885106
best post ITT

[Anonymous No.18885344]

>>18885330
This thing is only killing boomers and niggers. Let them all die

[Anonymous No.18885346]

>>18885309
I sold them after they spiked 10 cents and rsi hit 64

[Anonymous No.18885357]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.18885360]

>>18885330
>they actively shill for no employee payroll tax cuts
I'm gonna scream. how do we oust every single one of these fuckers

[Anonymous No.18885363]

>spy literally gapping down on 1m
OHNONONONONONO MUMUS

[Anonymous No.18885365]

>>18885328
this. why do you retards flip out over every little dip?

[Anonymous No.18885377]

Fuck I bought the top again

[Anonymous No.18885386]

holy shit i literally can't stop making money.

[Anonymous No.18885387]

>>18884411
Oh god no, RTTR claims another victim.

[Anonymous No.18885393]

>>18885267
time to buy?

>>18885363
if it gets less green, even a tiny bit, I don't know what I'll do...

[Anonymous No.18885403]

>>18885363
We’re hitting the neckline

[Anonymous No.18885421]

>>18885344
This, corona is /ourvirus/

[Anonymous No.18885427]

>>18885363
SELLLLLLL AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18885428]

This fucking thing is still blasting off.

I hate myself for only buying 1 share when it was at $37.

[Anonymous No.18885431]

OH NO MOUSEKETEERS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!

[Anonymous No.18885436]

>>18885377
You don't ever buy after a gap up, it's guaranteed to retract.

[Anonymous No.18885440]

>>18885421
What about (((their))) race?

[Anonymous No.18885448]

>spy literally gapping down on 1m
OHNONONONONONO BOBOS

[Anonymous No.18885451]

>>18885386
How

[Anonymous No.18885452]

[Anonymous No.18885453]

OHHH NO COCKY BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18885474]

>>18885448
>forgot to replace 'down' by 'up'
c-crab gang ;_;

[Anonymous No.18885491]

>>18885232
Nigger we just going to stay closed forever? So tired of the retards that think this is even an option.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18885495]

>>18885421
That's because Trump's a racist.

[Anonymous No.18885502]

Are murder hornets priced in? It's literally one of the signs of the apocalypse. So far we have four signs--pestilence (the Chinese virus), famine (the supply chain breaking), false cries of war or actual war (US vs. Venezuela, Iran, NK, and Chyna), and locusts (murder hornets).

[Anonymous No.18885504]

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.18885512]

What's a good theta value to exit call contracts?

[Anonymous No.18885525]

I will take care of Jerome.

[Anonymous No.18885533]

>>18885502
the apocalypse is literally priced in and war is generally bullish

[Anonymous No.18885546]

>>18885223
I've also last 20 grand on tankers the past week. Based

[Anonymous No.18885547]

>>18885491
The correct solution would be to do like china: lock people in and have dedicated runners bring food to people. Stay like that for 2 months and off you go. Never gonna happen though.

[Anonymous No.18885548]

>>18885474
You got too cocky with your 1m candleposting


>>18885502
>murder hornets
in the US? where?

[Anonymous No.18885564]

>>18885502
theyre just fucking bees, spray them or some shit

[Anonymous No.18885567]

>>18884600
You can't kill what's already dead

[Anonymous No.18885569]

>>18885421
How is "All Americans" 19% but "white" clearly says 13%?

[Anonymous No.18885572]

>>18885548
>in the US? where?
Oof slowpoke, google it.

[Anonymous No.18885575]

>>18885502
Apocalypse is bullish. Literally everything is bullish now, J Pow is watching over us.

[Anonymous No.18885578]

>>18884255
You're going to be dealing with the consequences of the trillions. Might as well cash in.

[Anonymous No.18885581]

cramer shilling chipotle AND chegg lmao

[Anonymous No.18885584]

>>18885502
>locusts (murder hornets).
There were 2 waves of literal, biblical locust swarm invasions earlier this year just before the chink cold kicked in in Asia and Africa. Google it.

[Anonymous No.18885592]

FUCK CRABS

[Anonymous No.18885606]

>>18885584
Plus southern Europe*

[Anonymous No.18885609]

i just made that up i only lost $80

[Anonymous No.18885611]

the market

it's fucking dead

NO MOVEMENT AT ALL

[Anonymous No.18885619]

>>18885609
nice

[Anonymous No.18885620]

>>18884350
HODL

Bought it today at 7.02. No Ragretz.

If you want to pussy out before earnings, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.18885621]

>>18885502
The apocalypse isn't priced in but it's bullish

[Anonymous No.18885623]

>>18885451
coronachan coming, /pol/ tells me to stock up
come to /biz/, no idea how stocks work but lurk
I short the S&P500 and a bunch of restaurants and hotel groups just watching this thread
it bottoms and I buy cruise lines, made 50% on CCL (okay that was luck because the next day it dropped)
buy FUN for 14, sell it for 28, literally some random here told me
I lost money on BA but I bought more I think long term that will be good
Bought GM for 21 bucks, with a P/E of like 4 I'm long here but really don't know what I'm doing


I'm a moron so it is mostly luck but I think you could throw a dart right now and make money. I mean big virus comes obviously things were getting bad. Now things are optimistic. Next people will realize how bad the economy is and it'll drop and we'll make more money. I'm just going to choose some points where I sell to stop myself from losing money.

[Anonymous No.18885624]

>>18885611

priced in

[Anonymous No.18885627]

>>18885611
Same with crypto. Just crabbing lower

[Anonymous No.18885629]

>>18885581
Not a week ago he was saying to take money off the table and avoid speculative investments.

[Anonymous No.18885636]

is EMAN still a buy?

[Anonymous No.18885655]

>>18884494
Sell
Stock is going up after earnings, everyone want to buy after the earnings disaster.

[Anonymous No.18885658]

>>18885393
sure, actually no0t yet.. actually yes

[Anonymous No.18885668]

>>18885547
Why the fuck do we need to do that for two months. At the end of those two months when people go back out it'll just spread again. Holy shit the virus isn't going away. Ever. People like you need to be banned from having an option, posting on social media, and voting.

[Anonymous No.18885674]

>>18884529
>Investing in HVAC when the real estate market is going to shit the bed in the next months...

[Anonymous No.18885679]

fuck missed my chance to sell oil with some gains. When will oil pump so i can get off this ride!!!

[Anonymous No.18885688]

>>18885668
The irony of your post, especially in relation to mine, is so thick, even a knife couldn't cut through it.

[Anonymous No.18885691]

>>18885674
>in the next months

People need to us air conditioners during the summer months.

[Anonymous No.18885695]

ENBL - earnings tonight
Where my divvy gang at?

[Anonymous No.18885700]

>>18884334
Get loans from Western Sky

[Anonymous No.18885701]

>>18885674
>next months
I closed on my refinance this month and asked the title dude how many houses he has been doing and he said everyone is just refinancing, nothing is getting sold. Housing market is already dead. I bet we'll see a spike after this is over, but then it will crash again. Everyone just wants to stay put now.

[Anonymous No.18885702]

>>18885658
too late
I'm not buying
time for sleeping

[Anonymous No.18885722]

CA update:

$2875 defended and confirmed rock bottom

[Anonymous No.18885727]

>>18885691
No need to use AC when your business is closed. Think.

[Anonymous No.18885740]

>>18884099
Whoever caught that dip...

[Anonymous No.18885742]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
it's too late to enter the NIGDAQ-100
BUT I WANT IN
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

next time it goes -2% i will just buy
GOOK, NIGSOFT, APPLECVCKS WILL KEEP PRINTING MONEY

[Anonymous No.18885749]

>>18885655
Nah, I think I’ll hold it til tomorrow. I only have 2 contracts so not a huge loss if it goes up and it definitely won’t moon. If anything it’ll break even for the day

[Anonymous No.18885751]

>>18885722
what about nazdiq 9000 though

[Anonymous No.18885761]

Have we dumped yet?
I wanna write more puts for stocks I want

[Anonymous No.18885769]

>>18883956
Buy Ocada and Kroger lads. They have robotic warehouses and deliver groceries without relying on cheap migrant labour.

[Anonymous No.18885770]

>>18885701
Nothing is getting sold yet the prices are not going down. In a few months, shit's gonna hit the fan in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.18885774]

>>18885751
I NEED IN ON THAT NIGGER9000
I HAD SO MUCH TIME TO BUY
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.18885779]

>>18885679
Wait 6 months and USO will break $50. P..p...p..patience anon.

[Anonymous No.18885789]

>>18885742
>MONEY
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.18885791]

Would Canada let air canada file for bankruptcy for now or would they bail them out?
being in canuck makes me feel like they're just gonna burn money down into everything as dumb as trudeau has been so far.

I mean I am getting neet bucks equivalent to 35 hours weekly just because I lost my part-time job of 8 hours *monthly* as my hours still technically reduced to zero as a result of corona virus. People still working in the middle with moderate hours are actually doing worse compared to me who is still a student anyways. All these emergency fund shit hasnt been thought out very well.
i probably shouldn't be gambling my money again after bandwagonning on weed (barely breaking even) but our student loans are interest-free anyways

i'm gonna fucking do it once the indicators are right

[Anonymous No.18885794]

>>18885727
>people don't use AC in their homes

[Anonymous No.18885797]

>>18884149
EMAN GAAAAAAAAANG

[Anonymous No.18885802]

>>18884291
Sold my Hal today, feel comfy with the modest gain

[Anonymous No.18885803]

>>18884600
No u

[Anonymous No.18885809]

>>18885581
Chegg
Have you seen those names? I'm sure they're two Benjamin Franklins or Isaac Newtons and not typical pajeets.

[Anonymous No.18885814]

i ordered a print of this to hang by my bed lads

[Anonymous No.18885818]

NEW THREAD
>>18885815

>>18885815

>>18885815

[Anonymous No.18885822]

>>18883956
USO still looking like a shitty ETF? How are you betting this reverse split will trend after this incline?

[Anonymous No.18885824]

>>18885727
Even if open!
Do you think business owners care about that HVAC maintness NOW? They know they are going out of business soon, why bother...

[Anonymous No.18885832]

IM FUCKING DONE LITERALLY

I NEED NIGGER GAINS

I DIDNT MAKE MONEY FOR YEARS HOLDING ONLY CASH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

NOW I MISSED THIS BUYING OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18885834]

>>18885814
make sure to get it properly framed

[Anonymous No.18885842]

>>18885794
Home AC use is a very minor part of their income and tons of people literally don't use AC in their homes. Office ACs, though, are typically cranked up so hard that it's on the borderline of too cold and it's uncommon not to see people come in with light jackets. Imagine losing all this shit.

[Anonymous No.18885845]

>>18885814
J-pow dakis when?
Need a draw fag from /a/

[Anonymous No.18885861]

>>18885701
eh, I tried to go see a decent vacation home a week ago and it had already been sold less than 24 hours after being posted, it really depends on your location.

[Anonymous No.18885866]

>>18885832
how much cash are u holding bro

[Anonymous No.18885887]

>>18885832
Do it. Buy in. You won't. You know the market will tank just to spite you. Stay in cash and grow a pair.

[Anonymous No.18885893]

LMAO
HOW WILL BULLS EVER RECOVER
IT'S GONNA BE BIBLICAL!!!!

[Anonymous No.18885907]

>>18885861
where was it at? high end stuff will move, the shit won't

[Anonymous No.18885910]

Retard who wantsto get into stocks here. WTF is this market? I don't understand why it is acting this way.

[Anonymous No.18885928]

>boomer dad threw 100k on shopify
>hes now made 20k and called me an idiot for grinding out small gains

[Anonymous No.18885949]

>>18885223
I've only lost $140 on these shitcoins because I knew it was a gamble

[Anonymous No.18885950]

>>18885893
I hope that's a funtime gambling money account.

[Anonymous No.18885956]

>>18885928
absolute chad

[Anonymous No.18885977]

>>18885910
it's called the china market. where the government injects so much liquidity that it's all smoke and mirrors and nobody knows which way is up or down

[Anonymous No.18885990]

>>18885928
and this is why the boomers will always have more money than you

[Anonymous No.18886063]

>>18885893
Etoro bro what shit stocks are you trading?

[Anonymous No.18886107]

>>18885636
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.18886109]

>>18885928
And he's right.

[Anonymous No.18886165]

>>18886063
Only two positions, both opened months ago. I held throughout this entire motherfucker and now coming back to green pastures. Made a few KO swings too during this time which increased my number of stocks too.

[Anonymous No.18886298]

First time buying the Cannabis Global Giants ETF. When clicking buying, I went instantly to -180$
Target spread 5, 305$ each option

Why? Can’t find anything to explain

[Anonymous No.18886427]

>>18886298
Weedtards BTFO

[Anonymous No.18886535]

>>18886298
dude weed lol

[Anonymous No.18886645]

>>18886165
Fucking KO is shit.

[Anonymous No.18886651]

Thats enough MVIS for me. I think all potential gain for it is priced in. Thats the only reason that big drop happened.

[Anonymous No.18886934]

>>18886645
Found the PEPcuck

[Anonymous No.18886992]

ya