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18883172 No.18883172 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine unironically thinking companies are going to pay billions for a literal JSON parser

/biz/ is fucking retarded

>> No.18883278

>>18883172
The tech is much more than a json parser, but to be honest you don't invest in something for just the tech.

You invest in the demand and clientele.

>> No.18883294

>>18883172
k, so don't buy any.

>> No.18883302

>>18883172
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

>> No.18883383

>>18883278
not really. The collateral system in the whitepaper isnt coding at alll its more of a gross summary. TownCrier was written by college students and is again not a technical whitepaper and so is the mixicle whitepaper.

LINK literally is, as far as coding goes, just a JSON parser so far.

>> No.18883450

>>18883172
>>18883383
You had two years. Seeing the Jason Parser fud pop up from 2018 is a bit nostalgic though so thanks for that

>> No.18883465

>>18883383

This. I only use software made by people who haven’t gone to college

>> No.18883487

>>18883172
Chainlink is already dead, coinbase achieved what Chainlink developed in merely a few months

shit coin.

>> No.18883509

>>18883487
yawn

>> No.18883523
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18883523

>>18883450

>> No.18883535

>>18883465
if nintendo wants to make a video game im pretty sure they hire professional developers instead of college interns

>> No.18883558

>>18883172
God I hate React

>> No.18883563
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18883563

>>18883172
>>18883278
The fact that Oracles like ChainLink are edge-nodes in the cryptocurrency transaction means that by nature, it can't be a scare resource.

Either is plentiful and each Link is worth pennies, or its scarce and useless as an oracle (also worthless).

>> No.18883578
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18883578

>>18883523

There is absolutely nothing more beta than responding to someone by saying “Got you it’s A FALLACY! XD”

>> No.18883580

>>18883558
Me too
That’s not react though

>> No.18883620

>>18883535

>Nintendo doesn’t hire interns

You can’t be this retarded...

>> No.18883671
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18883671

>>18883450
>Chainlink criticism == fud

>> No.18883688
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18883688

>>18883578
(pic)
>>18883620
prove it nigger

>> No.18883712

>>18883620
also, theres a difference between getting interns to do the very small code monkey work thats hard the fuck up vs having an intern head the entire project.
Ari Juels had almost nothing to do with the town crier whitepaper and was in fact, written by a bunch of college interns he payed.

>> No.18883729

>>18883172
Wow you grabbed 2 lines of code from the JSON adapter.
Any other neat tricks OP?

>> No.18883731

>>18883278
What fucking clientele?

>> No.18883737

Explain LINK pumping from 20 cents to 5 dollars.

You can't explain it.

>> No.18883747
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18883747

>>18883712

Ari Juels literally developed Proof of work. I’m done responding to your low iq takes

>> No.18883773

>>18883172
fuck

>> No.18883784

>>18883731
Sergers father so far

>> No.18883792

>>18883563
an entire link may not have to be worth pennies, because the coins themselves are highly divisible. Just like BTC, Link can handle plenty of micropayments worth pennies, while the coin itself will be worth thousands.

>> No.18883796

>>18883688
have sex you fuckin nerd!

>> No.18883807

>>18883383
Too late, your had three years.

>> No.18883823

>>18883737
I easily can explain it
in 2017, LINK did nothing while everything was mooning to their all time ATH. In Jan 2018, LINK was fucking $1.40 cents while shit like ETH was $1000+ and XRP was $3+. Not link. so of course in 2018, it did not drop in sats like most other projects. Its because most other projects had megamooned and link did nothing. LINK was practically sideways for all of 2018 and went down about 48% from 2017 EOY price. Then in 2019, there was a bullrun in the summer, shit like HOT, VET, and Tezos were reaching ATH, but LINK had cleverly lied about a google blog post being an official partnership right during the time of a bullrun and so it mooned.

Then in 2020, BSV and Tezos reached their ATH, but everyone ignores that and tries to imply chainlink is the only one to reach ath

>>18883747
that job description is literally for learning and training; not actually producing the official project. kek, you unironically think an internship project is the saving grace for shitlink.
>MUH Ari Juels
every single involvement he has with chainlink is borderline scam level. hes a lying kike. Dont care what shit you make up about him

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>>18883172
the tech doesnt even matter. no one uses blockchain. for anything. its a neat idea but in the real world it isnt necessary because walmart doesnt have a blockchain that needs to talk to mcdonalds. /biz/ will hold it for years until the concept is actually needed and someone else just steals their progress and makes a better one

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18883844

>>18883796
>>18883807

>> No.18883851

>>18883792
>commodity transactions
>literally billions per second
>make the base unit worth thousands
Yeah, or it will be worth nothing since you'll be spinning oracles up and down all the time and you need oracles to cost nearly nothing.

>> No.18883859

>>18883844
>stop calling me names
Nigger

>> No.18883879

>>18883844
>I classified you on the reddit graphic so that means I win
lol

>> No.18883880

>>18883823
>every single involvement he has with chainlink is borderline scam level. hes a lying kike. Dont care what shit you make up about him
>trying this hard
Lmao ok bro stay poor.

>> No.18883914

>>18883383
>>18883523
>>18883535
>>18883688
>>18883712
>>18883823
>>18883844
Sell Link and move on you sperg.
The fuck are you crying about.

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18883993

>>18883880
>trying this hard
it is a scam. do i need to explain why? Just read the whitepapers for chainlink, towncrier and mixicles right now. there is no coding. it doesnt explain how the collateral system or mixicles could work in code at all. They purposely over complicate concepts with random math symbols that serve no purpose in what they are trying to say. see (pic)

>> No.18884053

>>18883993
The Toilet Witch has terrified your village for too long.

>> No.18884067
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18884067

>>18883993
but dude math symbols. look at all these calculations and trigonemtry and radians and pi squares IM GONNA BE RICH

>> No.18884173

>>18883172
So many cry babies.
Chainlink is actually the most undervalued asset in history.

>> No.18884368

>>18883535
Ohhh is this the 2 man team fud?

>> No.18884440

>>18883278
Sounds like I should invest in real money then

>> No.18884458

>>18884067
exactly

>> No.18884469

>>18883851
Why don't you go on the online event right now and ask that question? Clearly you just don't understand the concept very well and I don't want to waste my time arguing with a fudder.

>> No.18884580

chainlink uses KYC oracles that are easily emulated, of course no one is going to pay them anything

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18884710

>>18884580
linkers have 0 self awarenes how fucked Open Oracle makes chainlink. When this came out, i knew the end was in sight

>> No.18884829

>>18883278
For me, it's the people. I picked Jobs 25 years ago. Now i'm going with Sergey

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18884873

>>18883172
For me it's Chainlink.

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18884980

>>18883535
>this is just like muh vidya
>bing bing wahoo!

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18885013

>>18884980

>> No.18885347

>>18883509
I know right. Fucking yawn-fest
Biztards who aren't supporting real, non-scam projects are damaging crypto future.
You are so right, Scams are completely 'yawn'
Good job, anon

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18886343

>>18883844
>claims its just a json parser
>be told its not
>bu-but its j-ust a js-json parser

>> No.18886445

>>18886343
please show anywhere in this thread that proves its more than a json parser.

>> No.18886566

>>18885347
cringe