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>pulls down pants
>sits fat ass on toilet
>opens up binance
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>"Oh get ready linkies, here it comes"
>Clicks LINK/BTC pairing
>Clicks on Market sell
>types in 700k
>BRAAP.. BRAAAAAP.
>OH YEAH HERE IT COMES LINKIES
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>Hits sell on binance as watery poopoo flies out of his rectum
>"Heheheh, hows it taste linkies?"
>Goes back into office
>Rory asks him where he was

"Lets just say I had to feed the link marines"

>> No.18877113

>>18877101
>oopsie I only sold 70k hehe 630k more will do my dear

>> No.18877182

>>18877101
Sometimes I feel like Sergey makes these threads himself just to fuck with LINKIES even harder. Imagine him making a bunch of threads like this laughing and he market sells on their dumbasses and then his team is making all the shill threads at the same time and they all just sit in a room eating Big Macs

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>>18877101
based pooping stinky

>> No.18879015

>>18877182
nice vpn sergey

>> No.18879177

This is uniornically one of the funniest thing I have read. Medal for you anon you made my depression less.

>> No.18879284

>>18879177
It's funny because it's so surreal yet at the same time hyperrealistic.