Looking for a job

[Anonymous No.18875491]

Hey frens, I'm serious, I'm looking for a job, Eastern EU poorfag here, lost my job coz of the virus and i need something otherwise i'm fucked.
Soon food supplies will end, new jobs arent poping up and im getting rekt.
I know there are some good fellas in here, made some frens already, but this time i need a freakign job. All help is welcomed. Also one very important note : the kneepads and suck a million cuck cunts can fuck off now. Thanks in advance, and I really hope i can find something to make the $. Thank you for your attention!

[Anonymous No.18875499]

>>18875491
buy kneepads

you should have cut your spending earlier and bought crypto. youre doomed and will die young. face it.

[Anonymous No.18875523]

>>18875491
Hey anon, elect me as your leader, and I will redistribute the wealth of your country men.

[Anonymous No.18875527]

>>18875491
became a pimp for sluts

[Anonymous No.18875533]

>>18875499
western monkey, you CANNOT buy crypto if ure in eastern EU. everything goes to a fuckign bills and shit. come live here for 300-500eur(if ure lucky) per month then comment on the thread.

[Anonymous No.18875550]

>>18875491
>About to loose my job too
>Is learning to code a meme

[Anonymous No.18875551]

>>18875523
ha - ha, very funny. I just dont understand whats the problem, if u dont have anything smart to say,, why wasting everyone's time?

[Anonymous No.18875559]

>>18875491
tovarish what are your skills? what is your experience?

[Anonymous No.18875568]

>>18875499
Retard, even if you saved 80% of your pay in Eastern Europe you’d have like 400 euros a month leftover

[Anonymous No.18875574]

>>18875550
Learning to code that;s a massive plus , yeah but in long run. im in another eastern EU country iligally and i got to fucking pay bills and rent in less than a fucking month.
Sure learning to code is great, but still need something to push me just a bit and buy myself a time

[Anonymous No.18875580]

>>18875491
invest in kneepads or suck a million cocks at $1 per cock i don’t care which :)

[Anonymous No.18875593]

>>18875559
Was in sales for few years, was a dispatcher too for few years. my English is on OK level. (not muhc when you really think about it :) )

[Anonymous No.18875599]

Just apply for unemployment bratan. Over here people are getting on average $4960 per month, and then another $680 in food stamps, for 6 months of doing nothing.

I'm sorry. I genuinely feel your angst. The world is very unfair. If I'm you I'd literally migrate to Sweden for the gibs.

[Anonymous No.18875629]

>>18875599
>>18875599
Can't do that as i still dont have documents in the country im IN. so im fucked on that way. cant do shit here. unsless i find a freaking job.
+ no eu documents. fuck sweden, germany is safe heaven. but still no documents so thats a no go for now.

[Anonymous No.18875639]

>>18875491
Sell your boipucci

[Anonymous No.18875647]

>>18875574
>>18875629

[Anonymous No.18875680]

>>18875647
Fuck that i came here so i can help my parents. Not an option. i DO NOT WANT to disappoint them. even if i dont have food on the table. This is where the difference is between west and east and their brain just can cope with this statement.

[Anonymous No.18875684]

>>18875593
well if you don't have documents and the country is shut down and you can't afford rent you're pretty much f**ked so I'd suggest taking what money you have and buying a ticket home where you have documents and can work in the formal sector, which might actually have work-from-home jobs

[Anonymous No.18875706]

>>18875684
im waiting on the docs for almost a year now, statistically i should get that shit in approx 6-12months. i really want to stay here and make something... i really fucking do.

[Anonymous No.18875708]

>>18875629
Sounds like you don't have many fucking choices but

1. Go back home.
2. Travel to a welfare state.
3. Apply for new jobs.
4. Turn to a life of crime. If you're in Poland you can steal back all the bmw catalytic converters and go sell them to the same Germans who got robbed.

[Anonymous No.18875726]

>>18875708
This business is old got friends who are doing that shit, not my type + too risky for getting like 100-150eur . fuck that. time consuming + risk, + foreginer in different country.

[Anonymous No.18875736]

>>18875706
okay you're obviously willing to fight for this so let me ask you a few questions that may help sharpen your plan:
1) if you scrape together all of your money/investments how much do you have?
2) how much is it going to cost you to pay rent and bills and eat for the next two months?
3) when do you expect your country to re-open and when it re-opens what % chance is there that you can get a job within one month?

[Anonymous No.18875768]

>>18875736
1) ive got a month worth of food supplies. livign my my gftho iso i can cut my half in two so we can eat for 1.5months.
2. for the two months all the cost is approx 1K eur, paying 500eur for rent electricity internet etc..
3. when my country reopens, i have literally 2.5% chance of getting a job within a month as im not politically oriented. Only people who are in politics are getting the jobs, no matter if they're capable of doing it nor they know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.18875777]

>>18875736
got 50eur in my bank account.

[Anonymous No.18875800]

>>18875706
What docs are you waiting for ? Blue card? Polish residence permit ? Isn't the documentation sponsored by your job?

[Anonymous No.18875812]

>>18875800
waiting on bulgarian citizenship

[Anonymous No.18875851]

>>18875768
>>18875777
yikes anon, that's a pretty rough situation, just to recap:
>50 euros in the bank
>500 euros/month for rent+utilities
>rent is due in less than a month
>unemployed, country is shut down
>even if the country reopens, it would take months to find a new job

the situation looks pretty grim to me anon, and if it were me I'd be looking at options for going home, but obviously you have an internet connection and the drive to do this so here's a page where you can look for ways to make money from home over the internet (generally it's going to be filling out web surveys): https://www.reddit.com/r/beermoneyglobal/

[Anonymous No.18875856]

>>18875812
Kek what?
You have to have a residence permit for 5 years before you can apply for citizenship.
Which means you have documents, unless you are waiting for the residency?

[Anonymous No.18875879]

>>18875856
Yeah im waiting on the documents already applied for them everythings good just the waiting shit is fucking me over.

[Anonymous No.18875895]

>>18875851
Usually whats posted there is surveys or games that pays you like 0.1 per week or so. its really time consuming and its a very low pay... I already know about those things but there's just no money to be made like that.
spolier: im already part of that group :)

[Anonymous No.18876069]

>>18875491
i need help finishing a website until it is done

needs some easy graphic changes, and some article writing in english

no need to know code, it has a built in editor. You can also bother the programmer and the secretary to help you.

I am paying $150 when it is live on my domain
kik is etherbroker or bookbuster - i can't remember which one i have on my phone

[Anonymous No.18876146]

>>18876069
[e-mail]
I can give it a shot why not. Thanks for reaching out!!

[Anonymous No.18876182]

>>18875491
Open a feline dance school

[Anonymous No.18876456]

>>18875491
but you live in the le based eastern europe, I'm sure you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.18876481]

>>18876182
ha ha lol

[Anonymous No.18876487]

>>18876182
Based? C'mon man... without the docs youre fucked, without a job youre fucked no matter where u are.
+ its not based i guarantee!

[Anonymous No.18876507]

>>18875574
this. at least learn some Java and Python

[Anonymous No.18876860]

>>18876507
Sure. What to do in a meanwhile and how to make money in a meanwhile? Thats the main issue bro

[Anonymous No.18877537]

sell your girlfriends feetpics. i'm not even joking. with proper plays you should be able to make the 1k euro you need to survive a few months.

go on craigslist or whatever the eastern euro equivalent is and flip shit on ebay.

install whonix, get a vpn, buy some illegal substances from darkweb and start flipping them to your friends.

get some shroom spores and start a shoebox shroom farm to sell for major profits. easily more than 1k euros from your first batch. these last 2 are highly illegal though and i don't recommend them to you legally becsuse of the glowpeople around, but if i were in desperate need to survive i might consider them.

use your 50 euros on a shitcoin and try to swing it for a couple hundred more.

see if you can donate plasma for money.

shoplift your food to cut down on that.

amazon mechanical turk for slave wages.

apply to EVERY possible job you can.

try and advertise your translation skills between ur language and english, maybe in fiverr or some shit

try and see if you can become an uber driver or food delivery

try and sell your soul to shitty content mills like freelancer

sell your girlfriends nudes. crop her face so you don't lose all of your dignity, but this is a last resort for any self respecting man.

best of luck.

[Anonymous No.18877757]

>>18875533

so if i get passive income going of around 2000-3000 euros a month, i could live like a king in eastern EU for life? like croatia or czech republic, not shitty onces like poland or romania.

[Anonymous No.18877797]

>>18877757
yes

[Anonymous No.18877843]

>>18875533
This is wrong Eastern Europe. I live in Moscow and I know a lot of IT people making 2 grands and above. The only problem is censorship.

[Anonymous No.18877870]

>>18875491
Go to Greece and fight off the invasion as a merc. They will probably pay you but if not you can harvest the corpses of the cockroaches you exterminate. They all have phones at a minimum so each kill will be worth $100, go get em champ!

[Anonymous No.18877919]

>>18877757
>Be sure to factor in higher crime and infrastructure that hasn't been maintained since the cold war.

Cuts foot going for a jog... dies due to witch doctor tier hospitals

[Anonymous No.18877945]

>>18877919
>I have never set a foot there

[Anonymous No.18877958]

Hearing stories like this reinforce my belief that the coronavirus is a part of the Jewish plot to crash the planet and make everyone even more enslaved. Best of luck op. I really don't have any advice for you

[Anonymous No.18877970]

>>18877843
>making 2 grands and above
Whoa...............

[Anonymous No.18877982]

If you and your gf are white you should make many white babies. Long term that's probably the best thing you can do for the planet.

[Anonymous No.18877987]

>>18875491
Doesn't EU have pretty sweet gibs? I lost my job like 1 year ago, and I applied for gibs recently and now I get over 1k a month granted Im in the USA

[Anonymous No.18878097]

>>18877970
Yeah that's even ten times harder to realize when you are alone a NEET dumbfuck in your 20s with zero gains and living with parents.

[Anonymous No.18878139]

>>18878097
My neetbux are £1850 a month tax free, just get disabled anon.

[Anonymous No.18878407]

>>18877537
I'd be really gratefull if u can fucking email me on my email. I want to stay in contact with you as i love poeple with ideas! Cheers

[Anonymous No.18878422]

>>18877757
YES

[Anonymous No.18878751]

>>18877777

Best if luck op. Just checking the get

[Anonymous No.18878776]

>>18875491
How do you make frens if everybody is anonymous I want frens too