/biz fam plz help

[Anonymous No.18872894]

I am in a situation. The woman I married has turned into a bully and I don't know what to do. She treats me like shit and my kids like shit in front of her mom because she knows I wont do or say anything. I used to be a chad. Now I'm a fucking faggot bitch who gets pushed around because I turned my life around and stopped being a low life dead beat and started taking care of my shit. Now that I no longer smack bitches i'm literally turning into a fucking pussy. I almost cried last night anons, she was yelling at me and I almost fucking cried because I'm so frustrated and I don't know what to do. She makes way more than me and my pay was cut by 20% now she thinks she has all the control. Literally tells her friends at every fucking opportunity that she makes more than me. It has slowly withered me down into a fucking piece of smelly cat shit.

[Anonymous No.18872903]

About 2 months ago I got some money from a side job and lied to her about how much I earned. I had about $1200 which I planned to save up enough to get out and get a house for myself and kids (previous marriage). I know it sounds pathetic but fuck she has literally taken care of everything for the past 7 years and i'm constantly paying her back. She makes 3 times as much as me but we split the bills. I'm constantly in debt to her.

I'm just tired frens, I'm fucking tired. I started visiting /biz and started paying attention to the market. I've always had good luck and great situational awareness (knowing when to strike).

I took the $1200 and started messing around in the stock market. I was able to find some success but here's what I am asking of /biz. For all the years of shitposting and memes, I ask for some nutty fucking crazy advice.

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I want to take what I've made in the stock market and drop it all into the craziest most rewarding shit stock that you can come up with. Puts/Calls I don't care. I am going for broke here, either I win enough to say fuck you to her or I end it swiftly.

I'm too tired.

Give em to me /biz, HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD IDEAS. I'm working with roughly 5k.

[Anonymous No.18872917]

>>18872903
>>18872894
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.18872945]

All in btc

[Janet Yellen No.18872959]

>>18872903
$WING puts. Been moving up on low volume from institutions and algorithms, will dump hard after earnings (which are comings soon)

[Anonymous No.18872972]

>>18872894
>>18872903
damn brother, as somebody that's considering popping the question in the next couple of months, that is some terrifying shit.

Invest in a divorce attorney man. If you're actually on the verge of tears due to your wife, it's probably not going to get better. I've dated girls in the past that I ended up hating - know what I did? I fucking broke up with them and then I felt like a million bucks afterwards.

Take that 5k and either get a marriage counselor or a divorce attorney ($5k will pay for the retainer, good luck).

[Anonymous No.18872982]

>>18872894
>married
>had kids
its over. hope you enjoyed your life

[Anonymous No.18872986]

>>18872894
Man up or she's going to cheat on you unironically. She's going to divorce rape you out of pure spite if you keep being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.18872991]

Give her a spanking. And keep doing it until either you have a trad wife or a court throws yo ass in jail. Can’t get more high risk high reward than that

[Anonymous No.18873018]

>>18872894
Divorce her or start beating the shit out of her. That's your options.

[Anonymous No.18873053]

>>18872894
Honestly my dude, take that $1200 and hire the most Jewish divorce attorney you can possibly find. Get out of there, and do your best to divorce rape her back to oblivion. Worst case scenario, you'll get nothing, but you'll be free.

[Anonymous No.18873057]

>>18872959
spy 5/8 160?

[Anonymous No.18873067]

>>18872894
You'll likely lose it all doing high risk option trading anon. While you've had amazing success as a beginner it will not be consistent. The market has been volatile recently and you may have just been at the right place at the right time. Not saying it's impossible, it's just highly unlikely you're going to yolo a huge play and make it big. You should instead focus on trying to fix the relationship or ending it and not trying to compensate financially. Also dont listen to any retards here or you'll lose your money for sure. Goodluck fren

[Anonymous No.18873088]

>>18872894
MVIS puts.

[Janet Yellen No.18873092]

>>18873057
No no no no $WING puts STRIKE $80-90 EXP 5/15

[Anonymous No.18873101]

>>18873053
I wont be able to get out, i'm financially stuck and constantly in debt because of the bills. I work side jobs just to catch up. I literally wont be able to afford a downpayment and first and last months. If I divorce her she will have to pay me i'm sure. I'm down to divorce but I need out now meaning I need the down/1st and last. I got 5k but I really would just like to take that 5k and dump it into some really risky shit that will reward high. I feel it's coming to me. I just need the idea. I will post results if someone gives me something real juicy. Good or Bad.

[Anonymous No.18873129]

>>18872894
beat the fuck out of her but don't touch her face. say she fell down the stairs.

[Anonymous No.18873130]

>>18873101
Drop it all on MVIS shared, sell it Thursday morning

[Anonymous No.18873133]

>>18873092
i trust you. i am doing this and will post results. thank you for trying fren.

[Anonymous No.18873150]

>>18872903
buy HEX

[Anonymous No.18873154]

>>18873133
are you going to livestream your suicide

[Anonymous No.18873164]

>>18873130
i already bought in at .40 and i'm holding 1500 shares. I'm looking for something riskier.

[Anonymous No.18873170]

>>18873133
Please don't OP

[Anonymous No.18873175]

>>18872894
I am going all in Marathon Oil this week at 6 bucks a share. I told my wife I am taking her money and investing it and she said I hope you know what your doing. I treat her like a muslim would treat Miley Cyrus. She is obedient. Man the fuck up and make your money back in black gold you ex chad now faggot.

[Anonymous No.18873185]

>>18873130
also holding till 17th, special announcement that day.

[Anonymous No.18873189]

>>18872903
just divorce her citing abusive relationship and take half her pay and assets

[Janet Yellen No.18873195]

>>18873133
Don't go all in you might get burned by theta before you print. Could buy some June puts as well to be safe

[Anonymous No.18873210]

>>18872972
Dont get married ffs. You have to live and listen to their uninteresting shit and get asked hundreds of questions every fucking day about stupid shit. But you will get married anyways and slowly learn to hate women to the point where niggers and jews are on the same level.

[Anonymous No.18873222]

>>18873195
i don't want to be safe, i've been living my life safe for the past 10 years and all it's gotten me is a cheating ex wife and a fucking abusive new wife. I want to go back to my old ways of kicking ass and taking names.

[Anonymous No.18873249]

>>18872894
Alternatively you could get everything ready for a divorce and start putting everything you have into a small portfolio of crypto assets - diverse enough to ride the wealth-transfer wave, but specific enough to win big on individual predictions.

Then during the divorce, let her think she's divorce-raping you by stealing all your stuff, but itemize what she's taking so in reality she's just buying assets you'd want to sell on Ebay for full MSRP, in exchange for assets that will actually appreciate (but she doesn't understand.)

If you stay with her for financial reasons, you're going to teach your children to be whores too. Don't do that to them, anon. A down to earth upbringing will make them strong enough to use the generational wealth your investments become.

[Janet Yellen No.18873251]

>>18873222
If you really want to go balls to the wall buy as many cheap (65-75 strike) puts as you can then hope they dump before 5/15.

[Anonymous No.18873263]

>>18873164
Buys into a 4chan shilled penny stock
> "I'm looking for something riskier."
Take a revolver with 4 bullets in it and press it against your head and pull the trigger

[Anonymous No.18873274]

>>18872894
Make her pay more bills

[Anonymous No.18873318]

>>18873164
>1500 shares of MISV
>I'm looking for something riskier

Holy shit my dude. You don't want to get out, you want to kill yourself, is that it? Why are you paying your wife bills anyways? Isn't that the whole point of marriage, that you pool your assets? I don't understand how you can owe her money. Stand up for yourself

[Anonymous No.18873347]

>>18873318
She's likely making him pay all the bills you never get back, and will claim the house and things are "hers" because she "made 100% of the payments."

[Anonymous No.18873377]

>>18873249
thanks dad i never had. that helped me, sincerely.

[Anonymous No.18873409]

>>18873318
I don't pay her bills, I just don't make enough to pay our bills (house/cars/food/bills) so every month I either barely make my bills or I end up owing her money which my side work helps pay off.

[Anonymous No.18873759]

Kind of sounds like you’re losing the psychological game. Have you tried getting drunk regularly? My gf is pretty rich and pays most of the bills (I’m a poorfag but am good looking). She used to test the water and try to use this to push me around, but often I’d just get drunk (or just be in a bad mood) and basically let her know I don’t give a shit. By getting drunk at regular intervals, you end up acting not in the manner of a man who is worried that his livelihood is in the hands of a woman (and thus has to constantly kowtow to her), but that you’re belligerent and will snap and walk away at any moment.

[Anonymous No.18873815]

>>18873759
this is a good point, she feeds off the power and your energy. if you want to really gamble stop caring

[Anonymous No.18873867]

>>18873377
Buy more $MVIS

[Anonymous No.18873901]

>>18872894
Omg just get couples counseling. If she doesn’t fix after that. You can use it in court. But find a really good counselor and you marriage is back as new.

[Anonymous No.18873926]

>>18872894
His wife has a career guys... a moment of silence.

[Anonymous No.18874027]

Short-term puts on $LYFT, with me, in the halls of Valhalla forever