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wouldn't it be funny if someone turned 29 and never touched a woman and committed suicide haha

>> No.18870569
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>>18870312
haha imagine

>> No.18871093

i think it would be more funny if he touched a woman and committed suicide haha

>> No.18871185

take a euro trip to Amsterdam and fuck a prostitute in the red light district. The women have experience dealing with socially awkward men.

>> No.18871211

>>18870312
Women arent worth killing yourself over man they literally bleed from their crotch every month

>> No.18871636
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>>18871185
This. It’s not as awkward as it seems. You can walk up and down the streets and look at the girls in the windows, and if you make eye contact often times they will wave you over excitedly. Walk up to the door, tell them what you want and they give you a price. Takes the pussy right off the pedestal.

>> No.18871700

>>18871636
>pussy
>pedestal
I literally do the very opposite of that, I pretend as if I really don't care about women around me so much that they probably think I genuinely am not interested in them by any means at all.

>> No.18871704

>>18871185
>>18871636
this has always been the most pathetic copout a man can choose.
the fun in pursuing women is the chase and feeling that she actually wants your sperm

>> No.18871725

>>18871704
you are allowed to fuck more than one woman in your life anon
well...not you in particular, but most guys are

>> No.18872111

>>18871700
>I pretend as if I really don't care about women
You have to pretend? Beta faggot larping as alpha.

>> No.18872143

>>18871700
they probably think you're gay and laugh behind your back about what a faggot you are

>> No.18872198

>>18871704
I hope you posted your message as a string of zeroes and ones rather than composing it by high-level characters, not feeling the thrill of pure binary takes all the fun out of posting.

>> No.18872242

>>18871700
This.
I am so cold and rude (tease) To women they thing I will make fun of them if they ever ask me out
I did so many autistic shit
Examples:
>girl sayin they are not really handsome men like me around me:I know I am handsome
Took A girl from uni 2 years to ask me out even though she said she liked me from day one
I literally got cornered by one of my female coworker and she almost kissed me, if I didn’t out right laughed at her and made fun of her (she had a bf as well, I was so close to cuck a man)
Best of all? I am still a virgin
Kill me

>> No.18872252

>>18872198
imagine not routing your packets by hand. fucking amateurs don't even know how good it feels

>> No.18872258

>>18870312
lol I love this board and its black humor highiq humor. You're the best guys hold on
>t. insider

>> No.18872287

>>18871636
I am shy even with prostitutes

>> No.18872331

>>18872242
That's a nice larp

>> No.18872340

>>18870312
Wouldn't it be funny if haha if like you fucked 80 women but it did nothing to haha like fill your void or improve anything in your life haha that would be very weird haha

>> No.18872359

>>18870312
You're not missing anything dude. Honestly, I hate all my friends and am ready to give up on being social. I just want to go to work and come home and sit in my chair until I get too old and give my shotgun a blowjob.

>> No.18872379

>>18871704
It also doesnt work for Americans because you need an EU passport to fuck them. We have Vegas but American prostitutes are all business and very cold.

>> No.18872390

>>18870569
fren :)

>> No.18872410

>>18870312
Fuck a prostitute most woman prostitutes on the low so don't feel back at all. Throughout civilization prostitutes have been there helping men feel better about their struggles of achieving hopes and dreams and not having hopes in dreams because their working. So start making money and fuck some whores boys there's a reason prostitution is the oldest profession in history. We provide and they fuck.

>> No.18872452

>>18872258
Yo t. I think you posted some good leads recently and helped a few of us out, thanks for that.

>> No.18872493

>>18872198
kek

>>18871700
>>18872242
This is better than simping, but being too cold will not work in your favor either. It takes a fine balancing act to be successful with roasties.

>> No.18872543

>>18870312
It would be funnier if said person would kill a bunch of reprobates and livestreamed it. Please

>> No.18872595
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>>18872543
This.

>> No.18873188

>>18870312
It woudn't.

>> No.18873560

>>18872340
It's just as bad to a male whore then a virgin. Life is all about balance. I've creampied the hottest slut in a gloryhole after 10 other strangers did the same thing, as a teen I've made love to the beautiful nerdy girl under the stars and redwoods. I've literally done almost everything in between because I realized for me situations were more exciting and fulfilling but after awhile even that lost it's appeal. Now I've been two years without sex and sober from drugs and alcohol and honestly I can say for me pussy is important, it makes some men become better versions of themselves and it makes some men worthless. So if the touch of a woman is what you need just pay for it. If you need to feel conquest go for it. But do not let pussy or women make you feel less then. It's important for the men who have the experience and knowledge to pass that on to other men in the tribe so take it or leave it but I think I heard somewhere men who kill themselves over pussy get reincarnated as instagram thots.

>> No.18873683

>>18871704
Yeah chasing them is stupid. Never got a hooker, but I think you are a scab if you have fun in chasing women. It's like saying that you enjoy the work more than your payment.

Absolute scabs and scum of the earth. Pretty much the reason the world went to shit.

>> No.18874108

>>18872198
ayy LMAO

>> No.18875224

>>18870312
haha wouldn't it be funny if I became a millionaire from ARPA haha

>> No.18875403

>>18870312
just b urself

>> No.18875417

>>18871704
This desu
Lmao at incels ITT coping

Also if you missed out on pure teenage love it's OGRE

>> No.18875450

>>18871093
Touched a woman and coomisided

>> No.18875452

>>18872198
Go back toReddit

>> No.18875967

Pick up your cross anon I believe in you. Even Jesus fell, all that matters is you get back up! To be saved all you have to do is trust Jesus' finished work on the cross for your salvation, your works will not get you into heaven. Believe 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 to be saved.

>> No.18876057

i got a gf at 29, i made it for a short while. she was fucking terrible though. i have more care for my cat than women. you struggle with the sex thing, just go fuck someone, even if you pay them, most women would probably accept money.

its more important you stop being a faggot

>> No.18876086

>>18875417
but teenage love is the gayest cringest shit to ever exist. you think you're in love and want to be with the person forever and then it ends over some extremely banal, tedious and shallow dogshit, usually due to some dumb school related shit. it's pure trash, but a rite of passage for nomals i guess

>> No.18876102

>>18870312
>Imagine caring about ((women))

Btw this is a routine distraction thread to take your focus away from trading

>> No.18876122

>>18875967
Amen

>> No.18876128

>>18876102
this. every time you think about not getting pussy i want you incels to buy another 1/4oz of gold (actual money)

this thread is an attempt to prevent you from remembering the truth: fiat isn't real money and the federal bank is a criminal syndicate

>> No.18876144

>>18876102
Women and sex are the ultimate goal of money and power

But keep playing bing bing wahoo it's a mee marioo!!

Lmao

>> No.18876152

>>18876086
Omg that incel cope and bitter rage lmao

Honestly feel sorry for you. Bet you are a manlet too. Infinite pity

>> No.18876158

>>18876144
Yo dont finna talk shit about mario Pham

>> No.18876171

>>18870312
I've been there but now I'm married and wish I were u. They never stfu

>> No.18876241

>>18876152
lol good one

>> No.18876273

>>18876152
>>18876144
>>18875452
>>18875417
I’m glad white genocide is real

>> No.18876421

>>18872595
that's a man

>> No.18876616

>>18875967
This, get saved anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

>> No.18876733

>>18876128
i got so desperate for pussy i started making reckless leverage trades so i could make it faster and start getting pussy and i lost most of my crypto

>> No.18877174

>>18876733
Are you serious rn

>> No.18877345

>>18877174
yes its over for me
t. 28 former crypto millionaire broke virgin

>> No.18877383

>>18877345
you're larping right bro? theres no way you're that much of a retard for pussy. why didnt you fuck an escort

>> No.18877399

>>18877383
i didn't want to get addicted to escorts i wanted to go on normal dates and take them to my penthouse in my nice car

>> No.18877404

>>18877399
yeah you're definitely larping lmfao

>> No.18877442

>>18871636
Isn't it weird fucking someone without kissing?

>> No.18877497

>>18871704
it's not a copout, it's a legitimate technique to taking pussy off the pedestal for a young man, that's why fathers used to take their sons to brothels to make them men early, so they wouldn't end up like us

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>>18870312
A few of years younger than you, OP.
Just waiting for the next bullrun make some money from this market.

I plan to buy my own place then and just enjoy some things for a while that I couldn't afford before. One last hurrah if you will.

I figure that period will last for about a year until I realize money hasn't changed anything, and never will.

I never go out anyway, have no friends, I've never even touched a female neither have I felt wanted by anyone my entire life. Everything seems pointless when you can't even fulfill your basic human needs.

I'll save at least half of the money for my family and then suicide so at least I can make their life be better than mine was.

>> No.18877784

>>18871704
We can pretty much take "the chase" off the table for the majority of /biz, they already failed that. Baby steps. First we have to get them to actually talk to a woman, even if it's "h-how m-much?"

>> No.18877811

>>18873560
You've never even touched a tit, OVER the shirt, dude. No non-virgin talks like this.

>> No.18877872

>>18877784
Chasing money is a 30x high the chasing pussy. Idk what you and that guy are talking about. As far as I’m concerned the majority off /biz/ understands the value of a whore.

>> No.18878764

Chasing money is more rewarding then chasing a woman ever.

If your still a virgin by 30 don’t worry about it. Time will come when you find the right girl.

>> No.18878792

>>18870312
All women are men. Not worth it.

>> No.18878883

>>18876733
Jesus, women don’t care money, best thing you can do is hit the gym daily, max your looks first then money or max both if you can.

Woman will look past any flaw you and rationalize anything if they are into you.

Just think of them as an ETF with diminishing returns.

>> No.18879053

>>18878883
>best thing you can do is hit the gym daily, max your looks first then money or max both if you can.
Tell that to short or ugly guys.

If you don't have a pretty face or height, it's over.

>> No.18879190

>>18879053
That is a fucking cope my friend, unless your under 5’6 with an ugly face you should be able to attract fair share of woman. I’ve seen plenty of short guys with ugly faces get beautiful women.

Take care of your body and have a job and your doing better then the majority of men. Invest in yourself clothes wise aswell tighter fit with will be better then loose fit and fat. Learn the basics.

>> No.18879264

>>18877682
>>18879053
Don’t be a such a suicidal sad shit anon. Your better then that and women around you.

If you need help my discord name is primez#2301

>> No.18879375

>>18873560
>love
This post makes me want to ask the question of why hippie shits always say "porn ruins love." When the next step up is "sex ruins love." But then suddenly "sex is natural." Of course "mental illness is natural," as well. Whereas "having some degree of desire to abstain is natural" must somehow not be true, since it doesn't conform to mindless consumerism. And denying this somehow also means having "multiple intelligences," I am sure. Where's the logic? Please explain.

Maybe humans are quite simply retarded and can go fuck themselves?

>> No.18879517

hahaha yeah, imagine

>> No.18879522
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>>18879190
I've been doing "the basics" all my life.
>be slim
>wear fitted clothes
>haircut
>don't simp
>yadda yadda...
It's all bullshit my man. These superficial things don't fix underlying issues.
If anything, it just probably made me feel a tiny bit better about myself but it never changed anything about my life so whatever. If I was fat and wore baggy clothes, my life would be exactly the same.
I went through multiple therapists and anti-depressants, nothing worked.

I know some of those things helped a lot of guys but if that common sense advice all it took, it just shows that they were never in deep shit like the others.

I'm fundamentally broken and there's no cure. I don't daydream about some roasties or sex, I just yearn for intimate contact I never had the chance to experience.

That's me btw>>18879264

>> No.18879852

>>18879522
Anon it’s all head, this post and the last just shows you need friends and guidance. Drugs and anti depressants don’t work and therapists are garbage.

You need to be around men and embrace life.

>> No.18879945

>>18871704
Yeah well the market is rigged because women don't need a man when they can just get an army of simps.

It is time to legalize prostitution if this shit is gonna remain legal. Shame soccer moms won't let that happen.