/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18856752]

Bow before your master, post "hail satan" or you will lose 30% of your holdings. Uppity Jesusfags will lose 65%

Hail Satan & partake of the blood in the streets with your shorts /biz/

[Anonymous No.18856767]

hail satan

[Anonymous No.18856782]

Fuck satan and fuck kikes

[Anonymous No.18856794]

>>18856752
>>18856767
Suck my dick dogs

[Anonymous No.18856797]

Sorry school is canceled.

[Anonymous No.18856814]

>>18856782
Eh, eh eh christfag detected a -65% curse on your $165 robinhood accout

[Anonymous No.18857420]

fuck seitan and fuck jews

[Anonymous No.18857546]

>>18856752
All hail satan in the lowest & war to his people on earth.

[Anonymous No.18857656]

all my positions are short

[Anonymous No.18857666]

Lol satan > god. Stupid fucks. You ever heard of satan kills innocent people? No. But god does accordingly to you Cristianfags or religifags. Get cucked fking nerds believing in a higher power lmfao. How retarded are you.....

[Anonymous No.18857738]

>>18857666
God never killed anyone who didn’t have it coming to them

[Anonymous No.18857742]

hail odin, soon xtian faggot comes

[Anonymous No.18857748]

HAIL SATAN. MY KING

[Anonymous No.18857793]

hail satan

[Anonymous No.18857909]

"God, I recognize that I have not lived my life for You up until now. I have been living for myself and that is wrong. I need You in my life; I want You in my life. I acknowledge the completed work of Your Son Jesus Christ in giving His life for me on the cross at Calvary, and I long to receive the forgiveness you have made freely available to me through this sacrifice. Come into my life now, Lord. Take up residence in my heart and be my king, my Lord, and my Savior. From this day forward, I will no longer be controlled by sin, or the desire to please myself, but I will follow You all the days of my life. Those days are in Your hands. I ask this in Jesus' precious and holy name. Amen."

[Anonymous No.18857947]

>>18857909
why did Jesus let a million people get sick with coronavirus?

[Anonymous No.18857972]

>>18856752
fuck you. /biz/ is a christian board.

[Anonymous No.18858028]

>>18857972
Yeah. 100% lol

[Anonymous No.18858051]

>>18857972
They're probably from /g/ being cringe again.

[Anonymous No.18858090]

>>18856752
ALLAHU AKBAR MUSLIM And proud. STAY POOR NON MUSLIM

[Anonymous No.18858096]

>>18857947
I have no idea, some possibilities include: Tough times allow for learning and growth. To give you a break and make you thankful for what you have. Because of people like OP who worship satan.

[Anonymous No.18858139]

>>18856752
hail satan

plx make me rich i give you my soul

[Anonymous No.18858194]

>>18858096
>Tough times allow for learning and growth. To give you a break and make you thankful for what you have.
I'm sure all the families with dead loved ones are really grateful to Jesus for this vacation. Thanks Jesus!

[Anonymous No.18858277]

>>18858194
Jesus ended his days on earth nailed to a cross. He suffered brutality at the hands of Roman soldiers. He was abandoned by his closest friends in his hour of deepest need. Jesus is described in the Bible as, ‘… a man of sorrows and familiar with suffering’ [53:3]. If we bring our suffering to Him today – we don’t come to a God who is aloof or indifferent or distant. We come to someone who really KNOWS and CARES. He GETS IT because He has been there.

[Anonymous No.18858310]

>>18856752
>“For what does it benefit a man to gain the world, but lose his soul?”
Sorry senpai, for me, it’s Jesus Christ; the Son of the Almighty God

[Anonymous No.18858441]

Hail Satan
Epic Satanic bread

People get real uncomfortable with Satanists around, makes me feel smug. Normally I'm not a "edgy just to get a rise out of others" kind of person, but I sure do appreciate a good Satanic thread to see the Jesusfootlickers squirm with discomfort. Maybe because I was raised Catholic.

[Anonymous No.18858497]

>>18858441
People are uncomfortable around satanists because it makes them cringe. Makes them cringe more when people are smug about hailing the loser angel cast out of heaven.

[Anonymous No.18858503]

>>18858277
What the fuck? Why doesn't he just stop it?

[Anonymous No.18858524]

heil satan!

[Anonymous No.18858917]

>>18858503
God wants us to worship him using our free will. Not force us to. It’s the same with Jesus, he was supposed to be the messiah and wanted humanity to follow him using their free will, to usher in a golden age on earth, but we failed.

His suffering on earth is caused by others and our sins. He suffers intentionally because he loves us and allows us to do what thou will with their free will.

Though he loves us I say you must repent and don’t continue blasphemy against the Holy Spirit or hell awaits you during his 2nd coming.

[Anonymous No.18858953]

>>18856752
take away 65%, Jesus for life man

[Anonymous No.18859008]

J for Jesus and Freedom

[Anonymous No.18859090]

>>18856752
hail satan Tesla @1500 ty

[Anonymous No.18859223]

>>18858917
So he doesn't force us to love him but if we don't do so he'll torture us for eternity? Love that free choice he allows us to make.

[Anonymous No.18859711]

>>18856752
Satan = your own ego and the internal voice of the doubter. God = your own higher wisdom and the internal voice of reassurance. In the end it doesn’t matter because there’s really only One who exists and we are all that One.

[Anonymous No.18859725]

>>18856752
Hail Satan

[Anonymous No.18859803]

>>18856752
hail satan

[Anonymous No.18859819]

>>18858917
You are brainwashed man. I'm sorry. If God is killing millions of people from pandemics, cancer or other horrible diseases in order to teach others life lessons, that is not a God I would ever follow. I suggest you think about it.

[Anonymous No.18859827]

Ehh cringe as fuck. Youd be wise to make penance fag OP.

[Anonymous No.18859979]

>>18856752
Repent.

[Anonymous No.18860004]

>>18859711
God is in you, but make no mistake, he is real.

[Anonymous No.18860254]

Sig Heil Satan, long may he rein over the earth

[Anonymous No.18860343]

>>18856752
hail satan
However, if some entity frees me from the shackles of Jewish usury by pumping my bags, can such an entity really be considered evil in any way?

[Anonymous No.18860427]

>>18856752
We believe in one God,
the Father, the Almighty,
Maker of all that is, seen and unseen.

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ,
the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial
of one Being with the Father.

Through him all things were made.

For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered death and was buried.

On the third day he rose again
in accordance with the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son.

With the Father and the Son he is worshipped and glorified.

He has spoken through the Prophets.

We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.

We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.

We look for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come. Amen.

[Anonymous No.18860462]

>>18856752
Hail Jesus Christ. John 3:16. Chekum.

[Anonymous No.18860547]

>>18856752

enjoy hell. i'm sure satan has a special place for your eternal suffering.

or repent it's not too late.

[Anonymous No.18860631]

>>18857909
Based

[Anonymous No.18860715]

>>18856752
I cannot hail demons
I was sent to this earth to promote suffering and pain, so that you may learn the ways of life and grow up not to fear.

Some will call me a demon, for I cause others to suffer
Some will call me an angel, for I walk and spur character growth.
You won’t escape your own cult, your family is disturbed, and your life already forfeit.
There is a reason we crave the souls of virgins. The unholy are already owned.

[Anonymous No.18860758]

>>18860427
is this the Catholic Creed in English?

[Anonymous No.18860760]

>>18857947
Ah, the age old "if a benevolent God exists than why..." argument. This is an 18+ board, please come back when you're of age.

[Anonymous No.18860831]

>>18860760
Well, answer the question?

[Anonymous No.18860869]

>>18858441
Your worship of a false God only instills more love in my heart and hope in my mind. A true follower of the Highest will not cower or cringe at the sight or sound of a satan worshipper. Half of you seem to only be in it for the aesthetic. Have you, anonymous seitan worshipper, felt actual darkness in places and around people? Do you play summoner in your bedroom calling forth some low level entity from the astral realm? Or are you just another LARP?

[Anonymous No.18860872]

>>18856752
Hail Satan. Bless me, o great one

>>18857666
Fucking this. Based devil just wants to play piano and run Lux.

[Anonymous No.18860886]

>Satan
>He doesn't even know about Moloch
Get woke faggot

[Anonymous No.18860908]

>>18860760
Ah the age old 'god works in mysterious ways'.
Come back when you're able to lead a rational discussion.

[Anonymous No.18860922]

>>18860831
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_evil
leave /biz/ for a while and go get educated, son

[Anonymous No.18860974]

>>18857947
>he didn't

[Anonymous No.18860986]

>>18860831
Humanity CHOOSES to do evil. And whether it was wallowing in chemical pollutants for the first century of the industrial revolution, keeping animals in body sized containers next to each other in a wet market, or spreading to every corner of the Earth via slash and burn methodology, if Gods goal was to stop all bad in the world, he'd either have to lobotomize or wipe out humanity to accomplish it.

[Anonymous No.18861040]

>>18860922
Tell me in your own words, don't hide behind a 50 page Wikipedia article.

[Anonymous No.18861065]

>>18860831
>>18860908
>why did Jesus let a million people get sick with coronavirus?
Simply put, sickness, suffering, pain, and so on are all apart of living on this Earth. On a soul level, you are in agreement with the dualistic nature of this plane before incarnation. That is, you accept the wholeness of the good and bad that exists here. It is not the duty of God to hinder your growth in exchange for shelter from hardship.

[Anonymous No.18861067]

>>18860986
When someone you love gets cancer and rots away in the hospital, I hope you remember this post.

[Anonymous No.18861126]

>>18856752
>not investing in eternal riches in heaven by doing good deeds on the earth
satanfags ngmi

[Anonymous No.18861138]

Hail me. I created all the gods because I wanted to control other men.

[Anonymous No.18861140]

>>18861067

[Anonymous No.18861153]

>>18861040
do you come to /biz/ to get theology lessons from strangers? I'm not paid to convince you. If you're an adult and you don't have an answer for that question, I'm sorry for you. I led you to a fountain, but you surely can't expect me to drink for you.

[Anonymous No.18861163]

>>18856752
hail satan, I love you!

[Anonymous No.18861180]

>>18861065
Sounds like a shitty God. Have fun with him.

[Anonymous No.18861182]

>>18856752
PRAISE JESUS.

[Anonymous No.18861188]

>>18857947
God created nature as a self regulating machine. Disease is nature's response to overpopulation

[Anonymous No.18861198]

>>18861153
Why are you talking like that? Are you fucking a priest man? what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18861207]

>>18861065
>Being dualistic

[Anonymous No.18861233]

>>18861188
This God sounds more and more evil with every post in this thread. Wonderful

[Anonymous No.18861244]

>>18861180
What would your ideal God be like, anon? A God who creates you your very own NEET planet where you can play Overwatch and look at a trap porn all day every day?

[Anonymous No.18861295]

>>18861207
I suppose apart of said soul growth is working to unify your internal world in hopes to do the same for the external. I don't believe God created the duality, rather his children did.

[Anonymous No.18861319]

>>18861198

[Anonymous No.18861340]

>>18856752
Oh hey look it's this faggot thinking he's being edgy again. Piss off, Satanism is just inverted Christianity. Get off the Abrahamic Jew tit OP.

[Anonymous No.18861346]

>>18856752
hail satan :DD

[Anonymous No.18861350]

>>18861233
Whatever dude. The truth is that reality is cruel whether there is a god or not. Imo it's more healthy to believe that a loving god crafted our suffering as a means of bettering us than to believe that such pains arose due to pure chance.

[Anonymous No.18861365]

>>18861244
Maybe, yes. I'm trying to illustrate the hypocrisy. What is more evil? A group of a Satan worshippers who kill a person or a God who intentionally lets millions of people suffer and die of pandemics, cancer and more when he may have the ability to stop it? Both are evil, but the latter is definitely more Evil, which is what you believe in.

[Anonymous No.18861377]

>>18861198
>>18861319
>NOOOOOOOOOOO why are you talking about spiritual and consciousness development??? R U a Priest? Do you have a license for that kind of language????

[Anonymous No.18861391]

>>18861346
wew my equity value just went up 2% unironically. thanks satan!

[Anonymous No.18861448]

>>18861198
if I was, I'd be giving you the sermon you asked me.

[Anonymous No.18861452]

>>18856752
fuck off heretic

[Anonymous No.18861479]

>>18861233
read Crime and Punishment. Spoiler: from the moment you were born, you will suffer until you die. You can choose to suffer with the loving God who made you, or you can choose to suffer without Him. It is not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.18861489]

>>18861365
I can tell you have a very base understanding of the topics at hand. Are you familiar with what happened in the Garden of Eden?

[Anonymous No.18861529]

>>18856752
I would rather die starving than worship at your feet.

[Anonymous No.18861598]

>>18861489
Yes, I'm aware of that story. Can I ask you a question? If 100 people were dying of cancer in your home, and you held a cure, would you give it to them?

[Anonymous No.18861643]

>>18860758
It's the standard Catholic Nicene creed. It varies in practice though, my parish uses a slightly different version

[Anonymous No.18861679]

>>18861598
For a price. I am not God and we are on /biz/. What the fuck you thinking?

[Anonymous No.18861716]

>>18861679
Fair enough. But you'd at least give it to them. Your God doesn't give them that option.

[Anonymous No.18861894]

>>18861716
Perhaps he does but not in the way you think. This planet was meant to be a beautiful place to experience the pleasures of flesh and physicality. It has been corrupted and manipulated over many many years. Still, there are people walking on this Earth as we speak who are holding the light, creating cures, keeping people from turning to the rope, etc. It is our own karma to fix this mess and God is helping by empowering those who are willing to help. Zoom out. This is one planet among an unfathomable many. I hope one day you get to experience your Edeb, fren.

[Anonymous No.18862002]

>>18861894
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.18862137]

>>18856752
ITT

>Jesusfags and satanfags arguing about which is the best
>implying religion is even worth debating

Ok then...

[Anonymous No.18862164]

>>18856752
fuck you satan and praise the lord GOD

[Anonymous No.18862172]

>>18856752
Hail Satan

[Anonymous No.18862238]

Christ is Lord above all.

[Anonymous No.18862622]

>>18859711
This, jesus was a charlatan using psychology and populism so everyone suck his dick and destroy the Roman empire

[Anonymous No.18862675]

>>18862622
>Jesus was a charlatan
>Jesus singlehandedly ended the Roman empire
Do you see how you contradict yourself?

[Anonymous No.18863634]

For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but cast them into hell and committed them to chains of gloomy darkness to be kept until the judgment;

And the angels who did not stay within their own position of authority, but left their proper dwelling, he has kept in eternal chains under gloomy darkness until the judgment of the great day—

Hell Awaits those who deny The Lord Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18863665]

Gloomy DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18863688]

>>18856752
hail satan. gibs now pls?

[Anonymous No.18863749]

>>18863688
Gloomy Chains of Darkness are your "gibs".....

REPENT!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18864751]

Did janny delete the Jesus thread? What the fuck janny you fucking evil fuck

[Anonymous No.18865161]

Required viewing for all religious people:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODetOE6cbbc

[Anonymous No.18865254]

Going all in on the GnosticCoin. Sorry, OP.

[Anonymous No.18865279]

>>18865161

Cringe.

[Anonymous No.18865392]

Oh my.... OP here, I thought this would just fall off the board.

For real, I hear all you godfags & was just shitposting for the larp of it.

I can't believe this thread is still alive.

[Anonymous No.18865423]

>>18856752
“How you are fallen from heaven,
O Day Star, son of Dawn!
How you are cut down to the ground,
you who laid the nations low!
You said in your heart,
‘I will ascend to heaven;
above the stars of God
I will set my throne on high;
I will sit on the mount of assembly
in the far reaches of the north;

[Anonymous No.18865460]

>>18865392
The thread is alive and you are dead in your trespasses and sin!

[Anonymous No.18865528]

>>18860427
Based Catholic

[Anonymous No.18865531]

>>18865279
It is cringy that you worship the beings you created to relieve your fear, get quick answers, and control other men.

[Anonymous No.18865538]

satan is the architect of Corona and ALL DEATH!

[Anonymous No.18865568]

>>18860427
The Lord Jesus Christ is the Head of the church, in whom, by the appointment of the Father, all power for the calling, institution, order or government of the church, is invested in a supreme and sovereign manner;

*****neither can the Pope of Rome in any sense be head thereof, but is that antichrist, that man of sin, and son of perdition, that exalteth himself in the church against Christ, and all that is called God; whom the ****Lord shall destroy with the brightness of his coming.

[Anonymous No.18865629]

>>18865460
I'm also up like a motherfucker today lol

[Anonymous No.18865912]

>>18865629
Up Today................
Down for ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18866450]

>>18865912
Up longs, short downs, whatevs... sideways is the devil

[Anonymous No.18867259]

>>18857656
>id
>Red

confrimed

[Anonymous No.18867327]

>>18856752
you sand demon worshipers are out of your league. only kek has power here.

[Anonymous No.18867394]

>>18857666
but I can't ignore these satanic trips

[Anonymous No.18867430]

>>18856752
Fuck off Moloch stein

[Anonymous No.18867610]

>>18856752
hail satan, fuck kikes

[Anonymous No.18867716]

>>18857666
C
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[Anonymous No.18867828]

>>18856752
Praise Jesus!

[Anonymous No.18868001]

>>18867610
Praising and hating Satan all in one sentence.

[Anonymous No.18868028]

>>18856752
Jesus is King!

[Anonymous No.18868054]

>>18856752
hail satan :DD

[Anonymous No.18868772]

>>18857666
OH NO NO NO OOO

[Anonymous No.18868843]

>>18856752
Edgy

[Anonymous No.18868867]

>>18865531

Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.18868897]

>>18859725
Who's he?

[Anonymous No.18870032]

hail satan

[Anonymous No.18870074]

hail satan make me mad rich