Back to work wagie!

[Anonymous No.18856209]

You don't want to lose your job that pays less than employment. The executive team with have to cut their bonus to the low 6 figures if you don't get back soon!

[Anonymous No.18856225]

>>18856209

[Anonymous No.18856236]

What’s her argument? The only advantage working had for me was healthcare. I’m making more for less work right now and dumping most of it into ETH.

[Anonymous No.18856267]

>>18856209
I swear on the Throne of Tutankhamen I will make these people slaves like they did to us

[Anonymous No.18856302]

>>18856209
Nobody in my state has even received a unemployment check yet, the system is so backed up. Currently on week 6 since I filed.

[Anonymous No.18856304]

>>18856209
Youd be surprised how normies get when they have nothing to do at home all day except meme and shitpost on the internet.
But the smart thing to do here would be to remain offocially unemployed and do jobs under the table

[Anonymous No.18856354]

What retard wrote that? Those are shit reasons for wagies to return to work.

[Anonymous No.18856363]

>>18856302
Get mine every week

[Anonymous No.18856375]

>>18856363

[Anonymous No.18856379]

>>18856363
Trumpbux isn't UI.

[Anonymous No.18856384]

>>18856302
you must've fked up, people got their checks this week

[Anonymous No.18856388]

>>18856363
Ordered some Vietnamese food to your Lyft driver. Thanks OP, he must be hungry!

[Anonymous No.18856390]

Never working ever again

[Anonymous No.18856399]

>>18856384
No, it's the system. They're estimating another 12 weeks before regular payments start here.

[Anonymous No.18856403]

the only reason i can imagine is avoiding a Cv gap

[Anonymous No.18856404]

>>18856209
this is a great opportunity for society to massively cull the dead weight. eventually we can put them into camps, with the promise of free food + boarding.
good times.

[Anonymous No.18856410]

>>18856209
>but you may regret staying home from work later.
I'll take my chances.

[Anonymous No.18856428]

>>18856403
just make shit up. also its fucking corona lockdown, you have an actual excuse.

[Anonymous No.18856443]

>>18856209
I'M LITERALLY MAKING $1250 A WEEK OFF UNEMPLOYMENT LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18856462]

>>18856267
What is this? A throne for ants!

[Anonymous No.18856501]

>>18856443
wtf for real? thats clown tier, or maybe im just poor

[Anonymous No.18856512]

>>18856501
yes but only since the past few weeks
before that it was $710 a week
it's also based off your previous job salary (mine was $100k)

[Anonymous No.18856605]

>>18856512
>it's also based off your previous job salary (mine was $100k)
Ours is capped at state minimum wage ($9.80/hr). I was making 115k before this.

[Anonymous No.18856661]

>>18856267
um HELLO???? DID SOMEBODY ENSHRINE YOUR CORPSE IN THE BASED CHAMBER????

[Anonymous No.18856662]

>tfw I will never be able to get gibs because the normies took it all

The dream is dead... Gotta get ready for work.

[Anonymous No.18856774]

>>18856661

Well memed.

Now let's roll doubles

[Anonymous No.18856810]

>>18856605
what kind of shit state do you live in

[Anonymous No.18856850]

Got a month's worth of full wage gibs now I'm back. Why the fuck can't I just stay home and get paid i don't wanna get corona

[Anonymous No.18856855]

>>18856810
Michigan

[Anonymous No.18856859]

>>18856855
yikes sorry dude
move to a coastal city if you can

[Anonymous No.18856940]

>>18856236
>What’s her argument?
I won’t read the article. But I’ll assume the main argument is assurance that your job will remain. That after the Trump bux decreases or disappear, you’re not on welfare.

[Anonymous No.18857422]

>>18856940
That's pretty much it. Also argued that you might lose healthcare benefits and if you lose the job by not going back to work sooner, you'll be competing for jobs with everyone else in the same position.

[Anonymous No.18857542]

I know the concept of consequences triggers zoomers, but he's right. It'll reflect on your cv and barr you from high pay jobs in the future.
You're literally choosing to extinguish the fire from the oven while ignoring that the house that is on fire. An extremely short term solution.

[Anonymous No.18857568]

>>18856209
How does this even make any fucking sense. Just read what the fuck the headline says lmao. How broken is the world? Unemployment pays MORE than a full time job? Lol

[Anonymous No.18857577]

>>18857542
No it won't retard. People are losing their jobs.

[Anonymous No.18857620]

>>18856390
>niggers steal gibs
>polnazis proudly steal gibs

I guess you were the niggers all along

[Anonymous No.18857625]

>>18857568
>The world is USA
In Norway, a higher limit welfare is about 16-20k NOK. A minimum pay job is about 25-30k NOK

[Anonymous No.18857627]

ima just do ubereats and make some music and play vidya. Universal income gona be a thang

[Anonymous No.18857633]

>>18857568
>>18857578
Because this is the socialism the government wants. A real socialist system would reward those who work and punish those who do nothing. Instead the working man gets nothing while Jamal makes as much if not more than me because TIMES ARE HARD N SHIEEET

Everyone should be getting that 650 a week, at least a month.

[Anonymous No.18857680]

>>18857633
>blames Jamal when anons are bragging on making over a grand a week

Pol continues to be THE dumbest board

[Anonymous No.18857778]

>>18856304
Working under the table only goes so far. Good luck trying to establish credit.

[Anonymous No.18857885]

Are there going to to be any tax ramifications to exploiting unemployment?

[Anonymous No.18857936]

>>18856390
>Waves from Roanoke

[Anonymous No.18857977]

>>18857680
Jamal was already on unemployment. Now he gets extras along with all these retard neets

[Anonymous No.18857981]

>>18856209
1. You may regret staying home later
2. You may lose benefits like health insurance
3. You may disqualify yourself from unemployment
4. You may put your employer in a tight spot
All reasons are 'may's and really feels liking they are begging people to go back to work

[Anonymous No.18858037]

If my wife wasn't expecting a kid, I would have quit my job already, but I need the employer healthcare.

[Anonymous No.18858164]

>>18857885

Nope, I’m sure the government will waive taxes for us

[Anonymous No.18858196]

>>18856267
>>18856661
Kek

[Anonymous No.18858205]

>>18857981

You WILL get no Social Security credits
You WILL get no pension/401k contribution
You WILL have to pay income tax on the UI money when you file

Those are the things that are sure to happen, in addition to all the things you listed that may happen.

Choosing to not work is a bad idea right now.

[Anonymous No.18858355]

>>18858205
Social security and pensions won't exist in 20 years.

[Anonymous No.18858424]

>>18858355
This.

[Anonymous No.18858906]

>>18858205

lol Social Security...

[Anonymous No.18858980]

wagies are dumb enough to actually fall for it though

[Anonymous No.18859070]

>>18856661
>tfw you repurpose an ancient power plant as a fucking tomb

[Anonymous No.18859126]

>>18856267
I thought the ancients didnt have chairs

[Anonymous No.18859150]

>>18859126
When I was a kid I thought people didn’t have beds before the 20th century

[Anonymous No.18859166]

:)

[Anonymous No.18859206]

We'll keep them on until PPP is up, get our loan forgiven, and then fire them. We are in an at-will state and in a recession, so it will be pretty easy. They'd do better at home for a while, and then when the gibs run out they'll be fucked as the job market will be poor and they'll be competing against motivated people that got laid off for no fault of their own.

[Anonymous No.18859325]

>>18858205
>get sick and die
>regret working
I'm good. My state UI check is still backlogged. But I'll get it eventually.
Pelosi is trying to gib more gibs too. Fuck being exploited

[Anonymous No.18859406]

>>18859325
you do you, but are really afraid of getting the corona dude?

[Anonymous No.18859463]

>>18859166
WE ARE
WE ARE WALMART
*gets shot*

[Anonymous No.18859479]

>>18859166
Cringe

[Anonymous No.18859492]

Fuck how can I quit my shitty ass job with "good cause" for unemployment? I want to be a neet again.

[Anonymous No.18859536]

>>18859492
Some of our employees are just trying to get fired, but we won't because they are free right now because of the PPP loans. I would say do a bad job, and then after any PPP runs out they'll get rid of you. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.18859777]

>>18856209
A man does need a job, though if you have an unkempt yard, a leaky faucet, rooms that need to be painted, or anything resembling a job in your own life you would be a cuck to not finish ALL of those projects first

[Anonymous No.18859836]

>>18856209
op is seething

[Anonymous No.18859846]

>>18857778
>Good luck trying to establish credit.
There's not a single person on the planet who needs to worry about that right now, and anyone who has that bad of credit probably has other problems too

[Anonymous No.18859877]

>>18858205
>You WILL get no pension/401k contribution
Oh no imagine missing 2 months of 401k contributions
Better sacrifice myself on the altar of the economy

[Anonymous No.18859881]

>>18857542
This.

If I had to choose between a candidate who chose idleness or who showed determination, I'd pick the one who wasn't workshy.

[Anonymous No.18859903]

>>18856209
I'm just waiting to be called back but it could still be a while. We make car parts, and the people who make the cars aren't making anything atleast for another week+.

[Anonymous No.18859906]

>>18857620
>You claim to hate communism yet you eat the communist bread provided to you, hypocrite

[Anonymous No.18859924]

>>18857981
You WILL have a blank on your CV and the black mark of idleness.

You CHOSE to not work, so I will CHOOSE not to employ you so you may continue in the life to which you are accustomed.

[Anonymous No.18859964]

>>18857981
1) I’m enjoying not having to deal with traffic
2) I’m in Canada so daddy Justin can pay for my healthcare
3) “don’t go on unemployment because it may impact your ability to go on unemployment” ???
4) my employer is a giant donkey dick and I wouldn’t waste the piss on him if he was on fire

[Anonymous No.18860280]

>>18859924
>You WILL have a blank on your CV and the black mark of idleness.

You just say “I got laid off because of coronavirus.” Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.18860514]

>>18857778
Who tf needs credit heading into a depression?

[Anonymous No.18860585]

>>18856236
I got laid off and got unemployment and Medicaid and now I'm getting $3000 a month in unemployment and Medicaid pays for EVERYTHING, no co pays, no deductibles, no FSA, HSA bullshit, holy shit I feel so stupid for working like a dog and getting barely any money and now I do nothing and get so much more

[Anonymous No.18860640]

>>18856209
Lmao i dont even get unemployment and i dont want to go back to actually having a job. Do they really think they can brainwash me!?

[Anonymous No.18860667]

>>18856209
>the motley fool
trash but wagies don't read that

[Anonymous No.18860686]

>>18859166
Pic related looks kinda hot

[Anonymous No.18860780]

>>18859166
>"i know the majority of you work 5 days a week part-time and make minimum wage but if there's on thing I can count on it's that you guys will always DANCE!"
>"YES Sharon! Keep dancing! you go girl! only 10 more years and youll make full-time!"
>"alright ken, we know you've been here for 4 years, it's time to get that 25 cent raise you've been wanting!"
>"marcus stop frowning! be delighted you work 6 shifts a week for 27 hours!"
>"time off?!? why would you want to take time off from DANCING? OOOOO awww yeaaa"

[Anonymous No.18860806]

>>18860686
That's a man..

[Anonymous No.18860824]

>>18856443
Dam that's based. If you can keep it a year that's 65k for being neet. Am jealous anon

[Anonymous No.18860883]

>>18858205
You only need 40 quarters taxable for social security bennies. Literally don't even have to be consecutive. You could work 3 months a year for 40 years and still qualify

[Anonymous No.18860942]

>>18858205
thanks for the advice moshe

[Anonymous No.18860962]

>>18858205
>>18858355
pensions don't even exist now. government jobs rarely offer them and companies switched to 401ks now

>tfw my dad gets a 3k a month pension only working 20 years
>he makes almost as much as he did while working
>he tells me to get a job with a pension
>i scream and go back into my attic

[Anonymous No.18860996]

>>18860585
you will rot in every sense of the word

[Anonymous No.18861000]

>>18859166
> dance monkeys!!! Dance!!!! That's right!!! You want to keep making minimum wage don't you?

[Anonymous No.18861037]

>>18856940
> assurance that your job will remain
This has got to be peak boomer advice. A lot of people aren't going to have jobs once the recession hits and the gov business handouts end. Maybe they wont fire you because of corona, but they can and will because of "needing to adapt the company to the new economic conditions."
>>18857542
"Worked at x job for 20 years" might as well be "I am stuck in my ways and can't learn how to do new things". Enjoy the CV trash bin with the zoomies, you're literally no better than the people with 3 month gaps.

[Anonymous No.18861064]

>>18860585
I wish you no ill will, it is an advantageous situation for a lot of people and its in human nature to take advantage of such opportunities. Enjoy it while it lasts though, shit like this is unsustainable.

[Anonymous No.18861104]

>>18860996
>>18861064
COPE

[Anonymous No.18861380]

>>18860780
>>"alright ken, we know you've been here for 4 years, it's time to get that 25 cent raise you've been wanting!"

you have no idea how real this is and the anklebiting that ensues

[Anonymous No.18861485]

>>18857620
Based

[Anonymous No.18861748]

>>18861380
I fell for the work hard meme
>worked at small business
>50 cent raise every year
>management left
>got promotions, shit raises
>last manager was making 45k a year + health insurance
>I made 30k with no health insurance
>"anon I can't pay you anymore, there's no more money"
>"but you're saving money by not paying my health insurance premium. can you at least give me the money you're saving?"
>"no"

now some poor fucker does that job for 25k a year. its clown world

[Anonymous No.18861816]

>>18858205
>You WILL have to pay income tax on the UI money when you file
Do you think wages are untaxed or something?

[Anonymous No.18861844]

>>18856302
Sucks man. Bruce Jenner has been paying me in michigan.

[Anonymous No.18861979]

>>18858205
>Pensions, SS, 401k, income tax
All of those are denominated in a currency that is going to lose half its value within the next year. You are retarded to not stay home and hedge the dollar with neetbux

[Anonymous No.18862031]

>>18859166
Schiff said be happy you got a crappy job bc it's most likely the best you can do wagie.
>mfw would girate to share in the spoils of the land of the free

[Anonymous No.18862109]

>>18856209
fuck no im not going back to work to catch the chink flu while Pelosi hides in her million dollar vineyard estate and the rest of the democrat house refuses to show up to work

[Anonymous No.18862130]

>>18856267
based as fuck

[Anonymous No.18862132]

Damn its almost like its by design so that small bussiness collapses and eventually everyone becomes a poor fag completely dependent on government to feed themselves,
You are all a bunch of house niggers defending their "kind" master.

[Anonymous No.18862270]

>>18862132
the corporations failed us. we can no longer depend on them to keep a roof over our heads

what else is there?

[Anonymous No.18862415]

Anyone else's department of labor/unemployment requiring 0 job search contacts for this week?

[Anonymous No.18862431]

>>18862270
Burn them and the political elite at the stake and go through a short civil unrest anarchy warlord period before things settle down for more peaceful times and finally have a reset that should last us atleast a century before the jewish corruption takes hold again?
But giving in and taking their bribe certainly isnt the way.

[Anonymous No.18862468]

>>18856209
In Canada the government is giving companies 75% of payroll for free to stop the unemployment stats from butchering the market. I've been "laid off" for 6 weeks but get $700 a week and keep my benefits. What a ride.

[Anonymous No.18862495]

>>18856209
>1 post by this ID.
cunt.

[Anonymous No.18862496]

>>18859924

Oh no anon, this small business owner might not hire you, how will you survive when the entire world revolves around this guy's small business?

[Anonymous No.18862556]

I'm on furlough and still have benefits. It's unclear whether I'll be brought back but I see no reason to look for another job until my fate is determined.

[Anonymous No.18862603]

>>18858205
>getting a pension

Yeah, OK fren.

[Anonymous No.18862680]

>>18859881
>>18859924
Except that the corona virus hitting the country and subsequent shut down of the economy and massive layoffs wasn't a choice for many. You're choosing between guy that got lucky and got to keep his job and guy that unfortunately lost his job due to unprecedented circumstances. Context is king you contrarian retard

[Anonymous No.18862874]

>>18858205
>Social security has 45 trillion of unfunded liabilities on a forward looking basis, unless you're withing 5 yars of retirement you were never getting social security anyway
>No 401k matching in a bear market, oh no :(
>Taxes aren't new, they've always been a piss off but they're expected.

I think I'll continue my vacation thanks very much.

[Anonymous No.18862915]

>>18861748
This pisses me off the most. Plus, my dad has retired at 60 on half-pay.Nobody offers anything close to that any more.

[Anonymous No.18863064]

>>18857542
>It'll reflect on your cv and barr you from high pay jobs in the future.

I never had a shot at this anyway

[Anonymous No.18863149]

>>18859906
>pay 100k in taxes
>get back 20k when unemployed
Hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.18863831]

>>18859924
Lol at this uppity Burger King manager

[Anonymous No.18864209]

>>18857620
>I guess you were the niggers all along

without the crime though.

[Anonymous No.18865317]

>>18859070
ben carson told me that they were grain silos

[Anonymous No.18865377]

>>18856267
Man, that chair ensures you get a pear shaped ass after a few days on it.