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18851826 No.18851826 [Reply] [Original]

One fine summertime Sunday evening
Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin' in a purple samurai Suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
Dude, she was dope, man, real dope on the real
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach, deuce deep
Me and my new Crenshaw cutie
Coolin' on the beach and now she's rubbin' on my booty
Suck suck suckin' on my neck like Dracula
But it wasn't all that spectacular (Why?)
'Cause everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin' but I didn't say nothin'
Then all of a sudden as if someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me, oh please God no
Don't let this ho turn out to be a John Doe
He pulled a fast one on me, yo
I guess that's one of those things that make you go, shit

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit

>> No.18851921
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18851921

>>18851826

>> No.18851943
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>>18851921
based and stickied

>> No.18851960
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incredibly based

>> No.18852169
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BANG
50% suicide rate

>> No.18852286

>>18851826
>g-go ahead i'm never going to use it anway.

>> No.18852422

>>18851826
Ok. This song is based.
Just flip through the catalog while listening.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rKDrlVkLrvY