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What's the cheapest way to kill yourself?

>> No.18851743

>>18851731
choking to death on bbc

>> No.18851765

>>18851731
plastic bag on head, a belt, a pair of pants in lieu of a belt. if none of those, do a flip

>> No.18851767

>>18851731
Suicide by cop.

I'm going for the "car accident" approach though so my wife can collect on my insurance.

>> No.18851787

>>18851731
>caring about saving money right before death
Peak capitalism right here gentlemen

>> No.18851800

>>18851787
I'm just planning ahead because my life savings is in crypto

>> No.18851883

>>18851731
dont do it fren

>> No.18851890

>>18851883
Why shouldn't he?

>> No.18851894
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18851894

>>18851731
Don’t do it
Please

>> No.18851969

>>18851883
>>18851894
If I don't make it this year I have no choice because I'll have no more money left

>> No.18851982

>>18851731
By cutting off your pee pee.

>> No.18851985

>>18851969
take out the biggest loan you can and buy whatever you want and can afford, if youre living to die then debt doesnt matter anymore and you can finally start living

>> No.18852018

>>18851765
what about no pants, plastic bag on head and do a flip? seems cost effective and might just work for op.

>> No.18852095

>>18851731
Stick your head in a barrel of oil and try to breath.

>> No.18852141
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>>18851731
allowing nature and old age to take its course

>> No.18852177

>>18851731
say the n word in the hood, homie

>> No.18852188

>>18851731
don't eat
literally $0 and doesn't even require you to do anything

>> No.18852193

>>18851969
Stop caring so much about money you pathetic kike brainwashed slave. There are literally billions of people who aren't rich but live happy lives.

>> No.18852195
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>>18851969
they put up nets on the golden gate bridge for jumpers. facebook live yourself jumping off the bridge onto the net, live, then apply for SSI because confirmed depression. showing that to any court room or judge will approve you. then you get neet bucks for life

>> No.18852216

>>18852177
> "But Anon, I am an N word!"

>> No.18852217
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18852217

bumping for interest

>> No.18852221

>>18852193
No I mean I'll completely run out of money

>> No.18852227

No way.
So don't do it.
Because I love you frien

>> No.18852228

>>18851731
Don’t kill your self.

>> No.18852257

>>18852177
>the n word
you mean nigger? i think op is looking for something relatively painless, not being beaten to death by a murderous ape that can't control it's feral rage.

>> No.18852272

>>18852217
This is why all warehouses should be 100% automated and run by robots. This kind of shit would never happen and it would save a lot of money too.

>> No.18852280

>>18851800
what you holding?

>> No.18852293

>>18852280
btc eth and link but I have no faith that any of them will take off again

>> No.18852322

>>18852293
Oh you have link, you'll be fine.
Don't worry anons, you can move along he'll be fine in 12-24 months.
Go drink a big glass of water and maybe go for a walk anon.
Want a free computer game?

>> No.18852330

>>18852322
I only have 1k link so I'm probably not going to make it

>> No.18852353

>>18852330
Well you ain't dead, which means you can wage cuck for more while you wait for it to go up.
>>/biz/thread/18827207

>> No.18852361

>>18852353
No wagecucking is worse than death and I'm never going back

>> No.18852368

Jumping off something tall probably. Jumping is free. As long as it's free getting ontop of the tall thing, you can kill yourself with literally zero cost

>> No.18852370

>>18852330
Same fren, it's ok the next year is going to suck but were all going to get blow jobs from big titty anime gfs in the Cayman islands one day I promise

>> No.18852382
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18852382

Anon, jumping off a tall building or cliff is free.

>> No.18852401

>>18852361
Aww come on anon, not all jobs are terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Iu2CAwQaU

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>>18851731
>pic
That way
Amateur

>> No.18852510

>>18852217
That's going on your performance review, goy.

>> No.18852513

>>18852353
>Thinking wage jobs will be widely available anytime soon
L-O-L

>> No.18852577
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>>18852513
Not with that attitude sonny.

>> No.18852597

>>18852577
There is, quite literally, no reason at all to expect s good outcome from the current circumstances. Better to make your last memories fun at least.

>> No.18852610
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18852610

dont do it please anon

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>>18852597
Oh yeah, I'll give you a reason, Donald Fucking Trump biotch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAr7oI8cquA

>> No.18852792

>>18851731
I'm gonna get drunk and then jump to a river

>> No.18852824

>>18852628
Every single one of those jobs was dropped. Hell the jobs from 6 years are gone too. I would know, mine was one of them.

>> No.18852891

>>18852221
Then get a job? If you have to, then just get some wagecuck job at an amazon warehouse.

>> No.18853001

>>18851731
Anon don't.

>> No.18853162

>>18851731
kneepads

>> No.18853680
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>>18851731
Diving head first into the pavement from the roof of a tall building.

>> No.18854195

>>18851767
Have fun surviving the crash and being further in debt. Now also deformed and on suicide watch.

>> No.18854212

>>18852095
kek

>> No.18854216

>>18854195
Not if he's smart and goes off like a 200 ft cliff.

>> No.18854360
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>>18851731
Slipknot necktie noose w/ >30min of uninterrupted hangtime so you are unrecoverable.

>> No.18855692

>>18851765
>wearing pants

>> No.18856891
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18856891

Dont do it fren!

Whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things. and the God of peace will be with you.

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18857334

Buy samurai sword, unravel intestines like a Chad, have boyfriend behead when pain becomes unbearable.

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18857736

Hell Awaits Team Satan:

>> No.18858148

>>18852272
It's not the operators fault alone. The manufacturers of those shelves are to blame or management is to blame for allowing excessive weight.

>> No.18858175

>>18854216
That or an unguarded train crossing.

>> No.18858269

>>18852141
This is better desu

>> No.18858285

>>18852257
>a murderous ape that can't control it's feral rage.
Aren't they always like that regardless?

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>>18852217
Warehouse designed by same architect as tower 7.

>> No.18858350

>>18854195
100+ into a bridge pylon will do it. Or a city bus if one is around.