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What's the best way to impress your manager without being an ass-kissing cuck?

>> No.18849656

Monica Corgan. Fpbp

Anon delivers

>> No.18849659

>>18849641
show some ass/cleavage

>> No.18849662

>>18849641
Show up early to work, leave late and don't take any holidays

>> No.18849684

>>18849641
It depends on your manager.
If its the insufferable type who's hatred of you scales with the amount you apply yourself, you're ngmi.

>> No.18849749

>>18849641
By making their job easier. Be proactive and show you are worthy of autonomy, just keep them in the loop and don't never try to take the decision making process away from them, aka command by negation.

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18849762

>>18849641
Built for bbc

>> No.18849766

That is a man

>> No.18849825

>>18849762
MIHOW CHINAMAN. OK SYANORA!

>> No.18849846

>>18849762
This

>> No.18849866

>>18849641
BBBRRRRRAAAPPPPPsnnniiiffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssssnnnniiiiiiifff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPFFFFLLLLPPPFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....ssnnnniiiiff.....hmmm...hhhmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmm....yes quite.....BBBRRRRPPPFFTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnniiiiiffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffff….yes….

A hot wet curry fart next my dear. The heat from your blessed arse wind has set my nostils ablaze.

>> No.18849874

>>18849641
Please share sauce op for educational porpoises.

>> No.18849877

>>18849766
We wouldn't have it any other way

>> No.18849898

>>18849656
>>18849874
Anon, are you slow?

>> No.18850004
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18850004

>>18849898
All a coomer can ever see or think about is the bodyfat stores on the hairless primate in front of them that they currently have their dick out for. They don't care to read a single other post in the thread because they're too busy consooming

>> No.18850006

>>18849898
Extremely, I used to be quicker but then I spent too much time on this board.

>> No.18850101

>>18849662
This sounds like being a cuck.

>> No.18850154

>>18850006
My condolences. Happy fapping at least.

>>18850004
Kek

>> No.18850246

I feel nothing.

>> No.18850391
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>>18849641
I'd pay 2 ETH to sniff a fart from an ass like that

>imagine the smell

>> No.18850504

>>18849641
>Do your fucking job
>Never have anyone make meaningful complaints about you
>Make your bosses life easier by not having to worry about your responsibilities.
>Establish a report over things beyond work.
If you do those 4 things and your boss isn't a cunt. You're set and can be assured to be taken care.

>> No.18850544

My manager gave me a 5% raise (maximum allowed) because I deliver on projects and am not a retard.

That’s literally it.

>> No.18850582

>>18849641
1) Get an industry specific cert.
2) Interview for a new job, look for 15k more.
3) Leave your old manager behind.

>> No.18850713

>>18849641
I'm literally 99% certain they will only fuck professional athletes.

>> No.18850745

>>18849825
Why call him a China man for posting thirsty bbc white trash? Chinese don’t even like sex, let alone 3/10 white women

>> No.18850779
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18850779

s-sauce me up OP

>> No.18850945

>>18850713
They'll fuck the following
>Chads
>Athletes
>Rich Old men
>Celebrities
>Edgy Hipster Handsomes
>Agressive niggers

That's about it.

>> No.18851058

>>18850779
go away coomer

>> No.18851113
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18851113

>>18849762
this

>> No.18851311

>>18849641
Don’t ask for a raise.

>> No.18851425

>>18849641
>he still has to report to a manager
Top fucking kek

>> No.18851448

>>18849762
id pay money to see that white ass riding a bbc

>> No.18851505

>>18851448
White women are literally built for bbc.

>> No.18851582

>>18851505
>>18851448
>>18851113
>>18849762
>>18849846
Kill yourself cucks.

>> No.18851629

>>18851582
you're the only cuck here, white man

>> No.18851664

>>18851629
Cope

>> No.18851684

>>18849641
MODS!!!!

>> No.18851693

Donuts in the breakroom.

>> No.18851708

>>18850745
the bbc spammer are asians from australia

>> No.18851727

>>18851113
Source

>> No.18851729
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18851729

>>18849762

>> No.18851825

>>18849762
this picture makes me why boner

>> No.18851888

>>18851582
Wh*teboi mad white women belong to BBC.

>> No.18852002

>>18851113
ngl it would be amazing to see her bouncing on bbc

>> No.18852129

>>18852002
You’re in luck she told me she prefers BBC haven’t seen any videos yet but it’s only a matter of time

>> No.18852189

>>18849641
sage
>>>/r/asianmasculinity

>> No.18852250

>>18852129
Day of the rope for disgusting coalburners

>> No.18852288

>>18851113
Who is this?

>> No.18852310

>>18852288
Biz mommy

>> No.18852332

>>18852310
Any vids of her riding BBC?

>> No.18852415

>>18850713
They only fuck BBC

>> No.18852486

>>18852310
>>18851113
Biz mommy is built or BBC

>> No.18852578

>>18851113
>>18851448
>>18851505
>>18851888
>>18852002
What’s it like being a effeminate chink?

>> No.18852662

>>18850713
So black guys?

>> No.18852673

As long as you don't do what I did during my previous career:

1. Make all the social faux pas (it was a foreign country) that made them thing I was a rude asshole

2. Emailed someones boss to tell him someone he manages need to do something

3. Throw tantrum at my manager

4. write a strongly worded email against my immediate supervisor towards senior management

5. spilt a carton of milk on piles of paper, cardboard and rags in the service room (that never gets used) during my last day of work and cranked up the radiator before I left the building

6. give managers of other departments nicknames, for example if the guys name is Johnathan, I would call him Johnny. Or if its Jack, i'll call him Jay.

7. decline every invitation to dine out during my first weeks on the job, citing I was either too tired or I left my wallet at home.

8. Ignore the woman in my office and raise my eyebrows (while not looking at them) when they glare at me with an angry expression

9. Last week at work I groped my direct managers ass (shes a nice looking girl) at a company party and didn't get a sexual harassment suit because shes a quiet Asian girl from a hardworking background.

10. Got to the point when my co-workers would directly call me, "Dickhead" or "Dick" out loud in front of other co-workers and even my managers without any fear of repercussions and the room reacted with indifference or with a smirk.

11. Pissed off several customers to the point where they would write personal letters to the General Manager of the regional office to say how bad I was and how I should be fired.

Do the opposite of everything I did and you'll be fine kid.

I made it at the end when I sold off my real estate, reinvested the dividends and found my wife who has a profitable family business I work part time in and rake in lots of money.

I got lucky. If it wasn't for luck, i'd be fucked.

>> No.18852719

>>18849866
Based

>> No.18853112

>>18851113
God I would love see her BBC owned

>> No.18853153

>>18853112
She already is BBC owned someone post the videos

>> No.18853195

>>18849641
just do shit to make yourself indispensable. make them like you but don't be too buddy buddy. be better at your job than other people but don't brownnose and volunteer for bullshit jobs. if you have skills not related to your job duties then use them if you can.

i mean the vast majority of people at jobs are mouth breathing retards, it doesn't take that much to climb the corporate ladder. the only problem is a lot of the time nepotism and promoting people that they're friends with will prevent you from getting ahead. if you're in a dead end job with not much hope of advancement quit and find one where you can expect a promotion if you do good work.

>> No.18853234

>impress your boss without being a cuck
>boss
>without being a cuck

does not compute

>> No.18853323

>>18853112
>>18853153
post them

>> No.18853351

>>18853153
theres video of her riding bbc?

>> No.18853446
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18853446

Last one is a man.

>> No.18853471

>>18853153
Is she really a coalburner? Gross