Get Your Shit Together

[Anonymous No.18823992]

Wardrobe:
Bespoke Brioni Navy Suit x5
Bespoke Brioni Charcoal Suit x5
Bespoke Brioni Black Suit x1
Bespoke Brioni Tuxedo x1

Bespoke Brioni Cashmere Sweater x2
Bespoke Brioni Cashmere Turtleneck x2

Black Gucci Jordaan Loafer x1
Black Timbs x1

Calvin Klein Boxers & Socks
- Wear once and donate
- Wash before wearing

Gold Rolex DayDate x1

Creed Aventus Cologne x1

Diet:
Meal 1
- Steak & Eggs
- Green Tea

Meal 2
- Chicken & Potatoes & Veggies
- Protein Shake

Meal 3
- Salmon & Asparagus

Meal 4
- Steak & Pasta
- Red Wine

Snacks
- 2 Avocados/day
- 1 Cup Blue Berries/day
- 1 Cup of Greek Yogurt
- Spinach Salad - Olive Oil, Vinegar & Salt… no shit dressing
- 10 Cherry Tomatoes
- 1 Cup of Baby Carrots

Supplements
- Probiotic
- Fish Oil
- Multivitamin
- Creatine
- Protein
- Testosterone

Drink Fiji Water Only. They don’t add fluoride to the water whatever fluoride is present is naturally occurring.

Health:

5 Days a week Lift Heavy
Daily Cleanse & Moisturize
Daily Brush & Floss
Daily 30 Minute Meditation

Weekly Haircut
Weekly Manicure
Weekly Facial
Monthly Massage
Monthly Dermabrasion


Tri Monthly Teeth Cleaning
Tri Monthly Teeth Whitening

Yearly Stem Cell Therapy

Have sex at least 5 days a week no matter what. If you have a gf and she won’t put out get a hooker.

Use baby wipes not toilet paper you hopefully live in a condo so literally who cares about the pipes

Sonicare Diamond Clean toothbrush
Colgate Total Advanced Health Whitening
GUM Tongue Scraper
- Brush & Scrape your tongue it’s gross not to


Mind:
Read 1 Book a month
Travel to 1 new country per year
1 DMT trip a year


Misc:
8 inch Queen Memory Foam Mattress
Ikea Bed Frame with Backboard
4 Memory Foam Pillows
Silk Pillowcases
Brooklinen Bed Sheets
Just hire a maid to come in bi weekly
Change Bed Sheets Weekly

[Anonymous No.18824035]

>>18823992
>Brioni, Gucci, Timbs, CK, Rolex
list is too nouveau riche

[Anonymous No.18824075]

>name brand middle middle class aspirational normie clothes
Dropped before line 10
Anon, you need to realize there's more to life then flexing, get your head back in the clouds

[Anonymous No.18824080]

Try hard the list, ngmi

[Anonymous No.18824115]

>>18823992
At first I was like this guy's an idiot but by the end, pretty based. 7/10

[Anonymous No.18824147]

>>18823992
do normies really?

[Anonymous No.18824148]

Weekly facial.
Kek
Fag
Fuck off with ur nigger taste


Lift
Whiskey and steak
Repeat

[Anonymous No.18824150]

>>18823992
>t. 30k-millionaire

[Anonymous No.18824180]

>>18823992
>Donate used boxers
Fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.18825018]

>>18823992
>Gucci
>Timbs
>Rolex
>CK
Ghetto-tier aspirations. You're talking about trash made by other peasants, to make you feel like slightly less of a peasant.

>Bland meme food
Food is meant to be enjoyed.

>Testosterone supplements
Do you have no testicles? Are you FtM?

>Scam water
Just drink fucking water.

>Weekly haircut
Is all the testosterone making your hair grow too fast?

>Prostitutes
Whores are not worth the money.

[Anonymous No.18825038]

>>18823992
Wardrobe:
What I already wear, poser.
Already own a Rolex
>Gucci
>Cologne
Kill yourself.

Diet:
>Autistic 4 meal a day plus fatass inbetween snacks.
Intermittent fasting and high end meals with friends. Personal chef cooking healthy whole food meals in appropriate portions when I'm at home.

Supplements:
>Test
Enjoy your stroke/heart attack soiboi.

Health:
HIIT
Yoga/Mindfulness

Look at all that metrosexual shit you're wasting precious cash on.

Mind:
If you haven't already cultivated your mind, a little money isn't going to help matters.

Misc:
Beach house, mountain house, hunting tracts
Sailboat
Philanthropic endeavors

[Anonymous No.18825068]

>>18823992
Instead of typing out a huge list of things you don’t actually have, you could have been making money

[Anonymous No.18825097]

Also one book a month?
The fuck?
How slow do you read?

[Anonymous No.18825126]

>>18825097
kek

[Anonymous No.18825137]

damn homie i aint reading all THAT SHIT!

[Anonymous No.18825155]

>>18823992
Fuck you. You're not the boss of me

[Anonymous No.18825196]

throwback to being 21 years old. I bet OP actually thinks this list *is* the final frontier, and not actually childish. Cute lol

[Anonymous No.18825251]

lol, you’ll be lucky if you can do 10% of this list with any consistency

[Anonymous No.18825874]

>>18823992
Tyler Durden: the post

[Anonymous No.18826002]

>>18823992
Wardrobe nigger tier

Nigger confirmed

[Anonymous No.18826068]

>>18823992
Fag

[Anonymous No.18826237]

Why do all that though

[Anonymous No.18826266]

>>18823992
Supplements
>Testosterone

[Anonymous No.18826424]

>>18825018
you flex like you’re rich but you can’t afford a nice $500 hooker? nice larp poorfag