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>tfw no money to buy a gf
;_;

>> No.18823228
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It doesn't even hurt guys I swear.

>> No.18823419

>>18823121
Just b urself :^)

>> No.18823437

>>18823121
XY

>> No.18823450

Nobody here has ever had a gf, otherwise they'd explain how they did it.

>> No.18823455

buying any form of loyalty doesn't work, anon money is not the answer to all life's problems

>> No.18823467

>>18823450
based post

>> No.18823486

If you dont have a gf then how the fuck do you not have money, stop buying stupid shit

>> No.18823505
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GOD


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.18823534

>>18823121
>hahaha i flipped a pancake, so funny

>> No.18823541
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>>18823419
>Just be yourself! :3

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>>18823228
>It doesn't even hurt guys I swear.

>> No.18823546

>>18823534
fucking roasties

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>>18823450
Just read Neil Strauss and wear women's clothes

>> No.18823567

>>18823545
obnoxious

>> No.18823573

>>18823121
all women are whores. we're better off alone and poor.

>> No.18823590

>>18823573
Based.

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>>18823121

>> No.18823643

Pancakes are shit

>> No.18823659

Just go full gay

>> No.18823699

>>18823545
Me in the back

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>>18823545
God I love facial expressions

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>>18823567
>>18823699
You do have a family, right anons?

>> No.18823730

>>18823545
>duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>oh im being filmed?
>ditsy ditsy ditsy ditsy ditsy

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>>18823730

>> No.18823773

I know a guy whos doing that. He's even a baby BTC whale, he still works and she sleeps

>> No.18823787

>>18823730
Oh wait better throw on a cute smile to make men think I'm not a reptile that actually has no empathy or care for anybody but myself

>> No.18823786

>>18823720
no, why?

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>>18823786
No reason.

>> No.18823874

>>18823121
did you try to get one for free?

>> No.18823885

>>18823874
no such thing as a free whore

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>>18823121
>buying a gee eff instead of a big sis

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>>18823720
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>> No.18824342

>>18823450

>download online game that appeals to girls but also something you enjoy
>hang out in the chat rooms of said game for infinite amount of time
>meet girl
>befriend her
>VERIFY SHE IS NOT FAKE!!!!!
>skype her
>get closer
>make sure she has an amazing time with you, then dissapear for some days
>repeat that over and over
>read about pavlov's dog for more info
>eventually confess you like her
>she will probably refuse and you will stop communicating
>wait for her to come back (if she doesn't, go back to step 2)
>now you got yourself a gf
>next thing is getting your shit ready and buying a plane ticket or whatever to visit her

it took me about 7 years from the time i got the game to when we actually had sex
it's not perfect, nothing is, but at least you won't be a virgin anymore
feels great to get that burden out of the way

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>>18823980
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18824428

>>18824006
This is why you take your daughter's future husband out for a walk and make sure that he treats her well, or else you will shove your massive cock up his ass until he bleeds and suffers permanent damage. Actually, scratch that, Anon, you do it anyway in order to assert dominance.

>> No.18824434

>>18824342
Jesus man

>> No.18824474

>>18823121
>2 pancakes
>no eggs
>no bacon
THE FUCK YOU PAYING THIS USELESS CUNT FOR

>> No.18824916

>>18823720
Does my mom count?

>> No.18824969

>>18824006
On the other hand, you literally have 100% chance of passing your genes on into the future. Also, Chad's genes will be mixed into your gene pool making better and better offspring as time goes on. If I somehow had a son I feel like I couldn't teach him anything other than autism

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>find weeb girl on tinder that likes to cosplay
>she has discord in profile
>add her on discord
>she takes like half a day to add me back
>takes multiple hours to respond
>"sorry for long reply im busy today"
>no reply in past 3 days
what the FUCK don't post your discord if you don't want to talk dumb weeb BITCH

>> No.18825002

>>18823827
WHY ARE THEY MAKING FOOD IN THE BATHROOM

>> No.18825041
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I never saw a 20-30 year old woman actually cook a single goddamn thing. All my friends cook and say their gf's never cooked. All the women I personally know never cooked. The only thing social media thots cook is a pancake.

It used to be in the past that women were forced to cook everything. Now it's the complete opposite where a small mention of cooking is oppression.

>> No.18825362

>>18825041
>The only thing social media thots cook is a pancake.
What is it with womens obsession with pancakes? I bet it was a woman who first classified pancakes as a meal and not a dessert, which it is, as an excuse for her gluttony.

>> No.18825435

>>18823545
why is this generation so fake and narcissistic? makes me wonder how the future will be for us millenials...

>> No.18825451

>>18823545
>>18823720
also, I wonder if these threads are some kind of psychological experiment, because I've seen these posted many times

>> No.18825463

>>18825362
pancakes are sending big "wholesome" and "family focused" vibes which is something most men want.
contrary to popular believe, men arent those sexthirsty animals who just wanna fck and then move on, they want this illusion of a perfect, pure housewife.
and alot of woman know that and because of that they deliver on those urges, providing this family feeling by baking pancakes and uploading this clip on social media.

>> No.18825509

>>18825041
Cooking complex, thought out meals is a man thing. Day to day 30 minutes - 2 hour dinner is a woman thing.

>> No.18825634

>>18823121
Imagine the smell...

>> No.18825693

>>18825634
Pancakes do smell pretty delicious.

>> No.18825739

>>18824969
AHAHAHAH THIS FUCKING COPE UNBELIEVABLE

>> No.18825908

>>18825041
>The only thing social media thots cook is a pancake.

kek

>> No.18825928

>>18825908
also why the fuck is that pancake so fucking small

>> No.18825985

>>18823450
I used eharmony and found a cute average girl. We had some drinks and talked and laughed. We had sex on the third date when she invited me over to watch a horror movie. Then she stayed at my place off and on for a week. Then she moved in with me

>> No.18826023

>>18823699
kek. same.

>> No.18826038

>>18824990
Shes making money off some other poor saps. Dont worry, she will drain your bank soon.

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>>18825463
uh speak for yourself, goy

>> No.18826101

>>18823505
>>18823228
>>18823450
https://youtu.be/HG1efm796o4


>>18824342
what game?

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>>18823121
what do girl's body feel like it look so soft haha

>> No.18826142

>>18826125
Just rub your ass and pretend it's her ass while you fap.

>> No.18826145

>>18823121
that's a man

>> No.18826148

>>18826125
>purechristiangf4
>4
Post em

>> No.18826223

>>18823121
I bet she is the type to get drunk and do coke and get crazy physical. But the sex is amazing her parents have money. And she was your hard cock inside her soo bad she had tiny little tits but you don’t care because you are somewhat bisexual andsmall tits turn you on ... her asshole is little brown from pigment ....

>> No.18826226

>>18823121
>want gf
>get gf
>break up because want to be alone
Can't wait for robotgfs desu, just imagine all the pros of women but shit like nagging doesn't exist since you just shut her up

>> No.18826311

>>18826226
>Aave ID
OH shit buying some more LEND.

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>>18826223
wtf

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>>18823121
Who else using trading as their cope for leading an absolutely loveless, empty life?

>> No.18826529

Does it ever stop hurting? Every time I put my faith into someone it just falls flat and comes back to bite me

>> No.18826581

>>18824342
Is it really something important to not be a virgin ?
Did it change something for you like wanting to have more sex ?

>> No.18826711

>>18825435
abuse begets abuse

>> No.18826732

>>18826226
Yea I'm married and now want to be a neet again. I miss being alone by myself all day without her making me feel guilty while playing vidya.

>> No.18826779

>>18826732
Do you at least have your own office to isolate in?

>> No.18826810

>>18824474
>THE FUCK YOU PAYING THIS USELESS CUNT FOR
She's the bacon.

>> No.18826874

>>18823450
It's definitely not as easy nowadays. Mid 2000s all you needed was to look at a gym and that was enough to be top tier. Emo fashion also compensated well for ugliness.

Now it's too big of a pond since you have all of social media to compete with. I just meet girls in Eastern Europe or Asia now (Americans have South and Central America presumably).

>> No.18826927

>>18825362
>milk
>egg
>flour
>oil
>not a meal

>> No.18826974
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I'm 20, in uni and I have €68k in LINK. I could buy a very nice BMW/Audi for €15k, buy a fake gold/silver watch, nicer clothes, start renting a nice apartment for €600 a month, start going to work even part time to some degree related job(IT) to cover living alone and an active social life related costs, start going out with friends more while I flex my car. In 2 months I'd say I would get a hot enough gf especially during summer time when there's always a party somewhere and even an old €3k BMW is a flex here.

Would it be worth it though to waste my money, energy, dignity(wagecucking) to get some gf that I would have to maintain? Fuck no. Maybe I'm coping here, but what I really really want is to make it and for that I can't sell any of my LINKs.

>> No.18827017

>>18826223
omg you should write a book i'm getting erect a lot sir

>> No.18827052

80%

I WASTED 2 (YEARS) FALLING FOR SCRIPTS SHITPOSTED BY STINKY INTERNS

INTERNS THAT GET PAID
IN LINNNNKKKKKKKKK

NO ONE IS IN THIS TOGETHER

>> No.18827368

>>18826927
>t. fat roastie
Do you also consider cupcakes a meal?

>> No.18827373

>>18826974
based. youre gonna make it.

>> No.18827803

>>18824006
But she may give birth to a son and if you raised her right she will be a loving mom and you get your chance to help make a man out of that little fellow

>> No.18827872

A virgin girl really likes me. I was her first kiss and date. She's 20 a little bit autistic.

Not a thot and fit body.

But her face isnt that hot. It's not ugly just not that attractive. 6.5 at best.

Should I date her? Her face and personality is sort of what stops me.

>> No.18827875

>>18824342
>be me
>go out have fun with friends
>talk to girls
>once they've fallen for me don't bother with them anymore
>break as much whore hearts as possible
>probably will get on one of those eastern European dating sites to find a conservative wife who will be a great mom

>> No.18827885

>>18826779
Yea I got my computer room. She used to be a mmo girl and now she watches Netflix instead.

>> No.18827905

>>18827872
If you have to ask, no.

>> No.18827915

>>18827872
If u cant stand looking at her now, you will really hate her face in 6 months

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>>18826351
i remember when i first watched that movie,
i paused every frame in that scene

>> No.18827999

>>18827915
>>18827905
Her face isn't that bad it's more like I very occasionally had sex with 7s and her face isn't a 7.

At the same time I'm surrounded by low tier trash girls

>> No.18828028

>>18827872

>>18827905
this this this this

>> No.18828036

>>18826974
where you from anon?

>> No.18828045

>>18827875
>talk to girls
>once they've fallen for me don't bother with them anymore
Ouch, I know that feel.
It's like some stupid thrill of the hunt instinct. Once you get the girl chasing you, suddenly I just don't care anymore.

>> No.18828193

>>18825002
>HEY MA! CAN YOU COME HERE FOR A SECOND AND HELP ME TAKE A PICTURE?

>> No.18828378

>>18823450
stop being picky retards, not all gfs should look like czech pornstars

>> No.18828556

>>18828193
thank you that actually makes sense

>> No.18828664

>>18823121
Pancakes that size aren't gonna feed anyone

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>>18823228
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.18828692

just bee yourself

>> No.18828711

>>18828692
Just kill yourself

>> No.18828740

>>18823541
This advice is true, though, retards
Be true to yourself and you'll make the right choice, because you'll be prepared to give your all for that outcome, and deal with an eventual rejection
Not being true to yourself causes regrets, anxiety and depression. Being true to yourself removes all of those, because you'll actually know you did what you thought was right at the time and you'll never regret anything, you'll cope better. Always be yourself

>> No.18828757

>>18823827
do you think the mother masturbates on occasion to his abs?

>> No.18828890

>>18823450
Called her a man, unironically.
Married and one daughter 10 years later.
How could I know? There were no women on internet back then

>> No.18829090

>>18823450
>be 22, never had gf
>hired by city
>while doing training for job me and the other new hires are in a groupme chat
>once we finish training and go to our assignments this hispanic girl who I never really noticed in group sends me messages asking how I'm doing
>never spoke to her while we were in the same place for training but now that we're out get messages
>the attention feels nice
>keep saying yes when she invites me places
>eventually have gf

>> No.18829129

>>18823450
I abandoned my wife and babby so I can live alone, and I don't even give a shit
t. white caucasian

>> No.18829177

>>18827994
Oh god.
I just did this.

>> No.18829196

>>18824969
>If I somehow had a son I feel like I couldn't teach him anything other than autism
Lol this. I won't have the answers when my kid starts to wonder why the world is this way

>> No.18829235

>>18827875
kek girl asked if I liked her and simply responded don't flatter yourself

>> No.18829266

>>18823121
>buy a gf
NGMI

>> No.18829338

>>18829266
Everyone buys a gf in some sense. Sone with good genetics. Others with currency units

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>>18825463
>contrary to popular believe, men arent those sexthirsty animals who just wanna fck and then move on, they want this illusion of a perfect, pure housewife.
Actually we want both. People are contradictions.

>> No.18829647

>>18826226
>Can't wait for robotgfs desu
Yup I'm holding out for them too. Customizable appearance and personality. The trick is not to get your hopes up. Expect for things to stay the same or worse so you don't get let down. It's helped me cope. You can't be disappointed if you didn't expect much in the first place.

>> No.18829660

>>18823545
John McCain in the back

>> No.18829664

>>18823121
Go live in a small ass back water town.
Everyone is poor so the cute girls won't care

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>>18823450
if you're a beta, your best hope is becoming a tranny and going for bi chicks. seriously, a lot of guys become trannies just to get women.

>> No.18829835

>>18823450
Basado

>> No.18829875

>>18824342
Sad but I'm happy for you anon

>> No.18829897

>>18825451
Probably is an experiment desu

>> No.18829948

>>18826974
Unbelievably based post

>> No.18829966

>>18828711
Checked

>> No.18830027

>>18829691
I know and it's fucking pathetic. Id rather be alone than be a tranny. Femininity is for losers.

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Autist detected

>> No.18830114

>>18825739
the in your post? shit yeah it's some impresive level of cope

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>>18826974
based

21 here and in a similar situation. i will never prematurely sell my link or any of my crypto for a worthless hole.

>> No.18830222

>>18826974
sws kkr tata

>> No.18830276

>>18826711
what abuse?

>>18830052
nah, he's probably a newfag who doesn't know how to reply to multiple posts

>> No.18830339

>>18823450
by not being a hideous sperg inside and out

i am autismo but attractive and just socipathic enough to perfectly pretend for the poon

long term never last
shit gets tiring and even pus gets old since they are attatched to the test of a woman still

qt robo gfs for everyone soon

>> No.18830394

>>18828740
>Been myself for the past 25 years
>still no gf
Shut up you fucking retard

>> No.18830433

>>18823545
How old is she

>> No.18830475

>>18823545
damn

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>>18823121
>>18823228
>>18823450
>>18823545
>>18823541
>>18824006
>>18824342
>>18824990
>>18829691
Is a 4.7 inch (hard) penis too small to attract a gf bros? I don't care about sex I just want to do awkward relationship things like holding hands but I fear that women will leave because of a small pp. Is it over for me?

>> No.18830582

>>18830433
Old enough

>> No.18830597

>>18830539
I think if a girl likes you enough to pull your pants down she probably won't turn around and walk out just because your dick is small. Probably.

>> No.18830627

>>18830539
Date a small girl?

>> No.18830647

>>18830597
Maybe for that one instance but ghosting chance is high afterwards 2bh, moreso than usual at least. If you don't knock it out of the park on the first swing you're back to square one.

>> No.18830698

>>18830597
But even if attract a woman won't she feel that I'm inadequate? And there's literally nothing to do about a small penis

>> No.18830736

>>18830582
Who is she though

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>>18830539
I have a pretty average benis, probably not even 6, and I’ve made the last 2 customers (customers being dating app roasties) bleed from hitting the back. You’ll be fine as long as you’re not a 2 pump chump. You can always compensate by eating pussy if your stroke game is weak.

>> No.18830791

>>18830781
It's 2 inches when soft. Aren't they gonna laugh?

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>>18830791
Are you larping as a retard? It’s not supposed to be big if you’re soft, mobility would be a bitch. My shit is a little nub when I’m not hard

>> No.18830874

>>18823450
My gf makes me nice food also like this 7 years in. I am probably upper end of the INTP/J Autists who browse here.

>> No.18830893

>>18823450
met my gf at a fire eating class

>> No.18830940

>>18826125
Cos it is, they don't have rough skin and hair everywhere like men

>> No.18830995

>>18826974
Don't be a dumbass, 24 here you will get through that phase you are in at some point. Don't sell any linkies. When you leave uni you will realise BMW means nothing, when every single fucker your age has one on finance.

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>>18823121
I fuck multiple chick while still having a gf, it's easy. Look, it's like the stock market, you're the coin nobody wants and you wanna get a good trade for some hot dippin eth, not gonna happen. But if you try going for another piece of shit coin, let's say fantom or link you might have a chance.
what i'm trying to say is lower your fucking standards and fuck a land whale if neccesary, but FUCK, it will gather confidence in yourself and you'll be able to score something better in the future.
Consider working out too, lazy piece of shit.

>> No.18831032

>>18827872
Yh you should, only if you actually like her personality though.

>> No.18831062

>>18823450
college
she made the first move tho

>> No.18831068

>>18823121
>acting like a thot for the camera
>thinks shes so trad for being able to flip a pancake
>no kids in sight so shes definitely not a mother
>this was probably filmed morning after fucking a one night stand
>retard guy posts video online thinking he can show off a "wholesome" woman that can cook for him

>> No.18831079

>>18823450
Wow. Can't believe the simple truth has yet to be posted. Just be yourself, dudes.

>> No.18831226

>>18830647
Maybe you could down on her or use a vibrator or something?

>>18830698
You could always have a black man fuck her while she stares deep into your eyes

>> No.18831268

>>18831226
Should I just give up on ever interacting with women and just focus on money and other copes like liftan and vidya and reading? I haven't played video games in about half a decade but considering to start playing again. Nothing seems worth it anymore. Jobs are shit and I'm not gonna ever pleasure a woman

>> No.18831307
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>>18824006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8-cjd5cdIU

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>>18829177

>> No.18831356

>>18824006
just fuck them first and best. make sure no matter what other man they find you will be THE man. it’s hotter that way

>> No.18831761

>>18823450
first met my wife at a house party of mutual friends whom we still hang out with to this day. will never forget the first moment i laid eyes on her.

>> No.18831949

>>18824006

copypasta sandwich

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>>18827994
>>18829177
same

>> No.18832928

Way too small of a chest. Biden would never comment how well endowed she is at 14.

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>> No.18833229

>>18823534
shes cooking for her man. thats the boner inducer.

>> No.18834467

>>18827994
Sauce?

>> No.18835259

>>18823450
did it by being myself

>> No.18835408

>>18834467
Like Crazy

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I grew a neckbeard, deleted tinder and started reading about stock investing.
Never been happier.

>> No.18835879

>>18835825
what are you reading, anon?

>> No.18835904

>>18830539
Is 5.5 inch girth thick enough for peeper? I am not really sure, seems to thin to me.

>> No.18835913
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>tfw no gf to believe in living

>> No.18835915

>>18823450
Kek

>> No.18835932

>>18824342
You can’t be serious

>> No.18835959

>>18823450
> talk to girl
> flirt
> exchange numbers
> go on date
> kiss
> escalate

Jesus Christ guys it’s not that fucking hard

>> No.18835964

>>18830597
This. Fucking idiots. Penis size is a meme

>> No.18836053

>>18824342
https://youtu.be/pYBPvrJbPA4

>> No.18836098

>>18835959
>number is fake
>number is real but she leads you on, never wants to meet you
>repeat talking to girls
>never get anywhere until frustration sets in
ez

>> No.18836129

>>18835959
>Makes it sound easy
Yea you've never had girlfriend either

>> No.18836134

>>18826974
Absolutely based

>> No.18836186

>>18826974
No, keep trading your crypto a few more years.
Then sell it for 10-50x more.

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>>18826226
story of my life tbdesu, now i'm single since a while and have no idea how to get back in the game in this thot-tinder era, nor know if i really want to. I just miss the skin to skin contact, holding titties in my hands while asleep and rubbing my peepee against thighs, but everything else related to gfs/wife, i always end up hating it. Especially chatting and the shit tests.

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if you haven't beaten at least 5 good dating simulators, you are not ready.

>> No.18836431

>>18823121
I've just started coping with heroin. It's better trust me.

>> No.18836734

>>18830539
4.7 inch isn't that bad. If that shit is going inside her where it's filled with nothing but thingies that give you pleasure, i'm sure she'll have a good time.

Length is one thing, but is it thick? That's also a important factor.

>> No.18836983

>>18823450

https://archive.org/details/howtohavewildnightsoutdropyourcreepyweirdegohavefunpickingupgirlsinfield1080p60fpsh264128kbitaac/Fast+Newbie+Guide-+How+To+Pick+Up+Girls%2C+Get+Laid+And+Get+A+Kick+Ass+Girlfriend!.mp4

>> No.18837058

>>18836983
Is this PUA faggotry? I'm not watching an hour and a half of this nigga.

Cold approaching girls on the streets has never helped anyone.

>> No.18837103

>>18835964
Size might be a meme but what about sagginess? My balls are so fucking saggy they look like they belong on an 80 year old. Wtf dos I do bros?

>> No.18837107

>>18830627
This.

>> No.18837119

>>18830539
Stop trying to attract women with your penis. It's usually not a good opener

>> No.18837122

>>18823787
You're going to have long lonely life if that's how you see things

>> No.18838179

>>18823121
cant stop watching this. pretty neat

>> No.18838192

>>18823121
wow
a whopping 2 pancakes

>> No.18838359

Anyone here unhappy because they can't get proper waifu's

Life as slightly above average is fucked, wooh i can get a couple 5-6/10s if i have to work for it. So keen to date a hot body girl with a manface or a pretty girl a bit too heavy.

I am not going to get a true qt waifu just these washed up sluts. All i think is i wish i could do better than this gronk bitch while fucking them, but the truth is i cant otherwise i would.

fuck a gf in general they're just a liability i want to nut in a an actually highly attractive girl for once not living off the chad scraps

>> No.18838448

>>18838359
become rich and fit, start fkin hot chicks out of college
oh wait, you think they never fucked chads in highschool?

re-fix your mindset and get a stronger goal, highly attractive girls don't just wait they settle on the next ride to their secure future
if you don't have that, don't except some highly attractive girl but broken inside try and save your fantasy

>> No.18838629

>>18823121

Thats a gf(male) tho...