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18821789 No.18821789 [Reply] [Original]

>buys Bitcoin at a local top with his $1,200 stimulus check for it then to reverse and dump to $3k by end of May

>> No.18821821

>>18821789
I wish a flag was waving behind that meme.

>> No.18821849

>>18821789
It's been a long time since the last muttposting thread on /biz/. nice to see it again.

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>>18821789
just hodl faggot. you got free money to buy an asset that will only go up long term

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Hey blonde bitches,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging loud gun (I just didn't get a blowjob; Shit was SO *KTSCH*). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my virginity.

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>>18821821

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>an asset that will only go up long term

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>>18821821
Done.

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>>18821982
Now animate his arms so they’re moving around

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>>18821893
Why did girls hate that guy when he looked like pic related