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I decided to not kill myself and im gonna YOLO my last 2 grand with far out of the money options that expire this friday

>> No.18816301

>>18816294
Rip

>> No.18816304

>>18816294
Hope its a short

>> No.18816306

hope you already bought them
it's gonna pump premarket

>> No.18816341

You could've bought a comfy house anon...... could've

>> No.18816368

>>18816294
And then kill yourself right? Hope you don't but I know what I'd do

>> No.18816386

>>18816368
When I fail yes. Im gonna attempt to shoot myself in the back of the head twice to see if its possible like the news says it is

>>18816341
House ownership is for boomers and suckers. I rent

>> No.18816420

>>18816294
good luck son

>> No.18816494

>>18816294
Im doing the same, went from 8k to 400 bucks so not as bad as you but still.

>> No.18816597

>>18816386
Ngmi

>> No.18816619

>>18816294
how did this even happen?

>> No.18816636

How about just waiting a few days and then get spy calls that expire a week or two later to try to time it as USA opens up?
Bad idea?

>> No.18816659

Translation: you couldn't find the balls to kill yourself so you're destroying your last bit of money to try to push yourself over the edge. Have you considered you don't actually want to die and ur just gonna lose the money?

>> No.18816684

>>18816294
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g76wkr/heavy_losses_since_nov_2019_from_tesla_shopify/
Not you faggot, fuck out of here.

>> No.18816688

>>18816294
anon post "All", not "1Y". robinhood sometimes fucks up. unless its "All" im assuming youre a faker who lost $200 on puts

>> No.18816710

Jesus fucking Christ anon
It's understandable if you became a crackhead looking for escape.. like holy fuck man that fucking sucks..

Not trying to intrude, but mind explaining what happened?

>> No.18816726

OP, I hope you at least saved some bucks for a rope.

>> No.18816745

>>18816294
You're a retard with a gambling addiction. You did this to yourself, and this "one last trade" is really more of the same thing that got you here.

>> No.18816783

>>18816294
What puts dumbass? How could you be losing money when we're at the bull market????

>> No.18816801

>>18816294
>mfw I'm up 200% for the year and it's only May

>> No.18816833

>>18816710
It wasnt him hes a lying faggot

>> No.18816857
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>>18816294
buy Airline calls, specifically BA, LUV, and DAL

they arent going to go any further down. guaranteed 5% gains Monday, minimum

>> No.18816906

>>18816386
Shut up reddit faggot

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>>18816294
How'd you get 220k?

>> No.18816991

>>18816976
By stealing the screenshot from reddit

>> No.18817137

>>18816294

Go all in $MVIS

>> No.18817152

>>18816294
holy shit, with 200k you could have had a nice monthly income from dividends but you blew it all away on gambling

>> No.18817160

>>18817137
This is the play 100% Microsoft buyout next week.>>18816991

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18817170

Is /biz/ really this retarded that they believe OP screenshot is real? Its making ashamed of posting here

>> No.18817219

>>18816294
Ok r/wsb, but why not threat yourself with a nice meal instead?

>> No.18817236

>>18816386
You've got a good sense of humour, maybe don't kys and start a youtube channel

>> No.18817270

>>18817170

You wouldn't believe what faggots browse this board on the daily

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>>18816294
>200k
>blessed with options left and right to scoop few % here and there doing nothing, absolutely nothing
>doesn't buy into best meme of September 2017 to 2020 - aka ChainLink
WOW
ABSOLUTELY WOW
GOD, WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT, FUCKING WOW
my 500$ on chain link gave me 4k.
not gonna make it m7

>> No.18817358

>>18816294
>robinhood

>> No.18817394

>>18816294
Bezos is laughing to the bank