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>> No.18806354

money haha

>> No.18806365

ITS ALL GONE

>> No.18806402

SPY 320 By end of May

Stores reopening, lets just hope people dont cough in eachothers faces

>> No.18806441
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>>18806365
it's all coming back*

>> No.18806455

thanks papa elon

>> No.18806463

Holy fuck SPCE going to space.

>> No.18806468
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18806468

>Not buying the dip rn
It's like you hate money

>> No.18806469
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>>18806404
AND THEY KEEP MOONING

WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GREEDY PEOPLE?

>> No.18806485

Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash
Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash
Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash
Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash
Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash

Look at online retailers! They're almost 100% out of stock

>> No.18806495

>>18806343
The truth is, the market was rigged from the start.

>> No.18806496

what do i buy lads

>> No.18806497

>>18806463
I bought my cc for this week for 0.05 a piece and resold for 1$ next week 18.5. I thought no way they will hit that.
Turns out I get fucked yet again. I pray they stay under 18.5

Well.
Money is money.

>> No.18806500

>>18806485
i bought it all

>> No.18806512

>>18806500
Based Schiff

>> No.18806520

>>18806485
thats it...my losses are too much, im suiciding on JNUG, good luck in the next life friends.

>> No.18806521

>>18806343
>His job is done.
He successfully pumped bags by tricking millennials into dumping their trumpbux into SPY. Powell is going to go down as the greatest hero in boomer history.

>> No.18806526

Friendly reminder that /smg/'s official stance on orange man is bad.

>> No.18806528

>see a red candle shit the market as it happens
>HE HAASS SIIINNNED plays in my head

anyone else?

>> No.18806533

>>18806404
Looked around. No news in the last hour. Algos or insiders or someone just buying a lot.

>> No.18806535

>Zoom +1.41%
WHO
THE
FUCK

>> No.18806543

SQQQLDIERS?!

>> No.18806545

>>18806535
lil' zoom zoom by zoom!

Zoomie become next buffet.

>> No.18806549

>>18806365
Buy the dip

>> No.18806562
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18806562

What do you guys expect from the DHT earnings report? They’ll probably just peak at $8

>> No.18806567

>>18806463
No news tho. Suspect it's people with buy puts pumping it via their purchases to make a profit.

>> No.18806570

Bearish week coming?

>> No.18806578
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>>18806533
I never trade more than 4/5 things with my rolling cc strategy so I can alwas look like a hawk for news. But excpet for earnings next week there was nothing on my radar.

Oh, they made some promotional flights today as far as I know. But nothing major.

>> No.18806579

>>18806535
didn't someone have yuge puts on this. Imagine the market crashing and this shit staying green

>> No.18806580

>Jerome trying to rise from the dead

>> No.18806582

>tech dumps
>-3IQ traders (which is apparently the majority of the market): “Hurr durr better sell my non-tech stocks in companies that are doing fine”

>> No.18806585

why is it dumping today?

>> No.18806600

>>18806570
yes this week was bearish

>> No.18806601

>>18806582
-100 IQ trader : Hurr durr I better hold my stocks when we're about to enter a large scale recession!

>> No.18806604

GALT! SAVA!

>> No.18806607

give me one massive gamble to turn my account around

>> No.18806610

Lel @ RTX

>> No.18806613
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18806613

How do I buy the dip in my own stocks?

>> No.18806615

>>18806582
Its been like this for weeks.
EVERYTHING goes up together
EVERYTHING goes down together.
Because of index fund and ETF algos.
Single exception(s) at times are tech and oil.

>> No.18806617

what do you think of BYND earnings. I've read on twitter that during the pandemic people didnt touch their products...

>> No.18806619

>>18806578
It's why I suspect one of the following
>insider tips to someone with lots of money
>buy puts expiring today pumping it
>just some dude with a lot of money buying a lot

>> No.18806621

>>18806485
where do I have to look at for metal supply?

>> No.18806623

>>18806582
If an organism has a brain or central nervous system then it has a minimum IQ of 45. Sorry it’s just my pet peeve when people throw ridiculous IQ numbers out there

>> No.18806624

>>18806585
Pump and dump is over. Hope you made enough money to feed yourself for the next year over the last month

>> No.18806625

>>18806535
How do they generate income?
How do they generate income?
How do they generate income?

>> No.18806626

>>18806607
TVIX

Go all in. Hold until $700. That shit spikes high during leg downs and we're about to hit a leg down.

>> No.18806629

>>18806562
At this point it would need a spike of +20% or more to warrant the hype which I don't see happening in this market environment.

>> No.18806630

>>18806617
they were too busy touching my meat

>> No.18806633
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18806633

I only respect red dildos, bros.

>> No.18806640

>>18806617
real meat was sold out but their fucking beyond s.oy burgers weren't

>> No.18806643

>>18806585
it always sells off on may day. this happens every year.

>> No.18806644

>>18806585
trump tweets about china tariffs to end off an amazing month

at this moment in time I have absolutely no idea what to expect next week

>> No.18806649
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>people take this freak seriously

>> No.18806650

Can we just go ahead and make bears illegal already?

>> No.18806651

Anyone have DHT?

>> No.18806660

>>18806623
>it has a minimum IQ of 45

>he actually believes there's a minimim for some arbitrarily made up number for an arbitrary intelligence indicator

>> No.18806666

>>18806485
Who fucking cares about meme resources. Invest in uranium.

>> No.18806668

WHAT THE FUCK IS ZOOM DOING
WHO IS BUYING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW UPWARDS

>> No.18806670
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18806670

*waddles towards you*

hamboigah

>> No.18806672

>>18806649
It’s 40% his image and the reason why normies lnow him and his company. The other 60% is muh electric car

>> No.18806673
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18806673

>IV rising faster than theta decaying the OTM calls I wrote for today
I hate trading options in the last 10 minutes

>>18806619
Yeah.
Nothing I can do here. Happens.

>> No.18806679

>>18806607
Same as always:
Puts/Calls on TSLA. Which though? That is the big money question since its basically a shitcoin.

>> No.18806682

>>18806666
>meme resources
>staple metals with an objective external demand outside of speculators investing

gold and silver are good hedges against inflation.

>> No.18806685

>>18806651
Dis shid a rollercoaster ride

>> No.18806686

>>18806496
tsla dip

>> No.18806691

>>18806651
no i take finasteride

>> No.18806695

>>18806623
Imagine being this retarded

>> No.18806698

>>18806660
IQ and EQ are the current standards of measurement and unless you have a better way, this is what Science is using. It’s okay, it doesn’t mean that an indian like yourself can’t do great things. Hard work wins 100% of the time = )

>> No.18806701

>>18806617
I stay away.
My main grief here is that they have nothing to ward off competition. Their only good point is being one of three companies or so that produce that stuff. But long term I dont know...
If someone cheaper comes along McD and so on will switch to that

>> No.18806703

>>18806535
PENDING LAW SUIT AND COMPETITION FROM FB ABD GOOG.

AND STILL 2% UP WTF

>> No.18806708

>>18806673
That stocks just pumps and dumps with no rhyme or reason to it. At least not easily discernable.

>> No.18806711

>>18806682
Yeah maybe twenty or so years ago grandpa. Their volatility is trash and they market themselves to the olds who think the USD will be worthless before they kick the bucket.

>> No.18806722

$AMZN dropped a bit considering buying

>> No.18806728

Shorting zoom is free money, easy 10% EOM

>> No.18806731
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>>18806691
>no i take finasteride

>> No.18806732

>>18806682
Bitcoin is a better hedge against inflation which is why it makes Schiff REEEEE so hard about it.

>> No.18806736
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>>18806613

You buy more to dollar cost average down.

>> No.18806742

>>18806711
I'll buy your bags of gold right now anon. Physical, of course.

>> No.18806746
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18806746

WHEEEEEE

>> No.18806748

>>18806691
>not on duty
Do some research pleb

>> No.18806750

>>18806728
ITS UP YOU MONGOLOID

>> No.18806757
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>>18806651
Whether they admit it or not, almost everyone here has DHT lol.

But fuck me, I sold oil earlier and now that things stopped falling I am wondering if it is gonna come back on Monday. This dump was for no reason, so I have no fucking idea what to expect Monday.

>> No.18806759
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>>18806708
I love it because its easy money
The compnay has a sugar daddy to back it long term, and there is no concern over childish backwards things like "profit" or so. It just crabs along and still has ridiculous IV.
Its a free 100$ a week if you write options essentially.

If I get assigned I will write puts for 16$ again and when I get assigned write calls for 18/19.

>> No.18806761

>>18806601
Everything that isn’t overvalued tech or high street retail has already dumped far enough that it’s feasible to say its hit the bottom.

>> No.18806762

>>18806728
made a fuckton shorting it at 180 and haven't sold this. this +2% today is pissing me the fuck off
this piece of shit stock needs to go $20

>> No.18806765
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>>18806476
>tfw want a neechan gf but also imouto gf but also tomboy gf but also JKgf but also thicc self-improvement gf

>>18806711
>>18806682
>>18806485
silver is a biz scam
if you haven't figured this out from all the "50/50 silver/chainlink" retardation then I don't know what to tell you.

buy gold, stack stocks, fuck silver

>> No.18806772
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18806772

Why the FUCK did I hold my shit. God fucking damn, I'm selling my positions when I'm up like this next time.

>> No.18806778

Ironic. By the time the rollercoaster finally clicked its last clack, clackposter was gone.

>> No.18806784
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>>18806757
earnings next week. I plan on buying the RTX dip with my DHT gains

>> No.18806787

I can't believe this. They can't just let it dump.
STIMULATE

>> No.18806796

>>18806670
based

>> No.18806801

stimulate these nuts

>> No.18806806

>>18806778
Probably because the fucking coaster went up into the stratosphere before going down

>> No.18806810

What the fuck is happening to SPCE?

>> No.18806826

>>18806772
I feel the same way.
I wanted to get the hell out of this fake pumping market but I didn't sell

>> No.18806827
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I got spy calls for next monday/friday which are OOTM rn. Really hope Monday is green. This is the first weekend retailers and restaurants are open so maybe the collective Karens across the USA go spend their husbands' money on shit they don't need.

>> No.18806833

>>18806711
>hurr durr I only do YOLO investments

Think about it like this:

You have 100,000 in pure cash.

You put 60,000 in your portfolio to invest in stocks
You put 10,000 in a Vanguard account
You put 10,000 in your checking account
You put 20,000 in your savings account

That savings exists for a rainy day. You have 0 interest in investing it in a volatile risky investment that can lose it because if magically your other 80,000 got hit by a financial meltdown, that is all you'd have left.

So it makes sense to put a certain % of that 20,000 into gold so as to preserve your original purchasing power as the years pass by. Do you think that people with shitloads of pure cash invest 100% of it all the time?

>> No.18806836

>>18806801
based

>> No.18806839

>>18806746
Time to buy some calls. This is exactly the same 3% like last week.

>> No.18806840

>>18806826
Sell low now
Buy high next week

>> No.18806842

who the fuck is buying gamestop shares

>> No.18806844
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18806844

Take a deep breath, hold it for 3 seconds.
Now let it out.

Its gonna be ok bros. We are gonna make it.

>> No.18806847

>>18806772
lul iktf. I was going to take profits yesterday but decided not to.

>> No.18806851
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk

Why isn't the money printer working today? REEE JPOW WHERE ARE YOU?

>> No.18806854

>>18806731
>soy410

>> No.18806856
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OH NO TANKER CHADS

>> No.18806859

The big boys got out a week ago retards. No more pumps from here on out.

>> No.18806867

>>18806810
Not sure but I panic bought
Wish me luck

>> No.18806872

>>18806844
based Jesus

>> No.18806873

>>18806826
my positions I still had were still below the average price targets by a fair amount and until yesterday they showed every sign of continuing. I guess I should pay more attention to futures

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>>18806856
CAN'T SHAKE ME OUT

>> No.18806883

RTX chads whats going on? I though missle goes whoosh, i'm still holding strong but am afraid.

Also DOW holders do you know if they still make agent orange and can you shill me on it? Is it worth it its technically fair value with its P/E being 19 will it fall more?

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>>18806784
I suppose, but earnings never bothered this stuff before anyways. Now the question is whether oil earnings are priced in or not, because this market is retarded on what they expect and don't. Stupidest shit is priced in, and the most obvious shit isn't. Still got no idea to buy now or not oil. I already bought more RTX, I am not risking this opportunity for "well, it MIGHT go below 60."

>> No.18806894

>>18806867
I panic shorted so no, I do not wish you luck.

>> No.18806900

>>18806856
It's still not enough. The real sign to hold or dump is June's WTI

>> No.18806908
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>>18806867
Earnings next week. Whcih are meaningless as we know there is no profit.

But for the love of god immediately sell a call for 19$ next week. You will get a free $ and if the stock drops to 15 or so you wont lose any money. Praise IV.

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>>18806881
>>18806900
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18806925

>>18806856
Not enough of a production cut, the rates are still insane, they're gonna profit bigly.

>> No.18806928

>>18806736
>coin clipping
based, that's what the goyim get for using precious metals as everyday currency

>> No.18806933

>>18806856
/smg/ and buying high. Some boomer on CNBC said to buy tanker stocks 2 weeks ago, y'all missed the window.

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>>18806856
I refuse to believe that isn't priced in given that we knew about it for a month. Also "plunge 50%" is still up like 2 or 3 hundred percent from before. Regardless, we have just Monday for them to fall before DHT earnings come out and dabs on the entire market.

>> No.18806954

EOD prediction? I think -3.20%

>> No.18806965
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LOAD UP ON THEM XOM CALLS

>> No.18806970

Canadian fag here, paying $4.95 buy/sell min. commission with Questrade. Please kill me, I need to put >$500 per trade to make anything worthwhile.

>> No.18806980

>>18806889
Why would you buy RTX now???

>> No.18806983

>>18806543
WE ARE HERE AND WE STAND STRONG.

>> No.18806984

>>18806970
more like $1500 because you'll be down 1% immediately

>>18806949
>>18806933
>>18806925
see rates >>18806923

>> No.18806986

Fuck you musk. I needed just a little more pump so I could finally exit by airline holds.
FUCK YOU

>> No.18806997

>>18806970
>not using a US-based broker
You really hate money that much?

>> No.18807000

>>18806980
Next week is their earnings rights?

>> No.18807001

>>18806970
use wealthsimple
no commission trading

>> No.18807006

>>18806520
Weird I made 200 bucks on jnug then left

>> No.18807011

>>18806970
I use TD Ameritrade and im paying $10 to buy, $10 to sell, immediately down 2% on a $1000 position FML but at least we have free healthcare

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god damn it I got shook out of LRCX and it's already recovering...

>> No.18807017

buy mvis, cheap now, sell before conference friday

>> No.18807020

>>18806984
Still looks like they're up to their ears in money

>> No.18807023
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>>18806980
I bought too early myself. Too early being like two days ago and the day prior.

>> No.18807028
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18807028

phone ring
musk has kill market
no

>> No.18807029

I thought I was pretty good at making money doing nothing when I was up 20% since I started investing in stocks in March, but then I realized I was barely doing better than Vanguard's S&P index.

Good ego check.

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Yep bullbros I'm thinking we're back

>> No.18807036

I had my broker change the service levels on my account, and now they LOST $4000 of my money. I had $4000 in cash this morning, deposited $2000 more, and now it only shows the $2000 dollars I deposited and they say my account started with $0 in cash this morning. This cannot possibly be the case. I sold one stock and bought another today before they changed stuff. There was difference in value. The cash in my account MUST be different from the $2K I put in.

I'm mad because I really want to buy the fucking dip right now, and 2/3 of the cash i'm supposed to have today is fucking "LOST"

>> No.18807039

>>18807001
Is there a catch?

>>18807011
TD are nigs too, if they weren't located everywhere I wouldn't do any business with them.

>> No.18807041

>>18806623
>-45 iq detected
Iq is a relative measure of human intelligence, at least the modern measure

>> No.18807046

>>18807011
>immediately down 2% on a $1000
>paying $10 per trade
>healthcare is free
>40% tax burden

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>>18807023
Mr Stark I don't funny so good.

>> No.18807052

>>18807030
>technical bounce
no. The market can be oversold on short intervals like 1-5 mins and day traders will try to scalp them.

It'll drop further after consolidation

>> No.18807051

>>18807011
>free
Not saying it isn't cost effective but you're definitely paying for it

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>>18806923
>>18806984
I do not understand what your rates post is trying to say, 22 hours ago it was down worse then it went up on the next post.

>>18806980
Because they are a good buy as is. Thinking it will dip more is riskier than saying it will rise now. "Earnings" don't mean jackshit. Plus they are new, literally wtf is their "earnings" when they haven't even been around for a quarter and it would have to be from before merger.

>> No.18807063

>>18806984
That site they are quoting sucks. Rates can slingshot based on perception as well. If June's wti fails to dump on may 20th then the dream is dead. But not before that

>> No.18807064

>>18807036
Imagine being tech illiterate in the information age

>> No.18807076

>>18807036
Local broker?
Also sometimes cash gets shifted to "cash equivalent" accounts that may be hiding somewhere else.

>> No.18807078

>>18806698
>this is what Science is using
>what Science is using
People who use science as a buzzword are mongrel tier

>> No.18807080

Nobody here is actually trading real money. You’re all on simulators LARPing

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18807083

QQQ rejecting 213????

>> No.18807084

>>18807028
basado

>> No.18807093

what are you holding through the weekend?
I'm basically all in walmart calls and shares

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>wagie working 60-hour weeks
>lots of overtime, making that money
>payday today
>gross $2,786
>take home $1,996
>27% tax rate

I feel violated
bros what stock to put about $1000 in?

>> No.18807107

>>18807080
all money is mass delusion elon, still more real than crypto mind you

>> No.18807116

>>18807052
As long as the SPX doesn't fall much below 2800 the trend is still bullish. Should we slice through 2750 though, prepare your shorts

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>>18807052
bouncing off the meme line

>> No.18807122
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>>18806844
*breaths in*
*holds it*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>> No.18807120

>>18807041
IQ is still a consistent measure of intelligence.

Intelligence can be summed up as the ability to problem solve based on innate pattern recognition. This applies to engineering, computer science, and logic deduction. In these cases, often people with high IQs just 'get it' because their subconscious recognizes patterns faster without having to be taught to.

Some people (and races) will simply have higher and lower IQs much like any other subspecies ever to exist.

>> No.18807128

>>18806691
Does it work?

>> No.18807137

>>18807106
Depends on your goals and strategy.

>> No.18807141

>>18807055
>They are new hurr
I was there when RTN exploded in price when the fucking war in afghanistan started, shut your goddamn autistic weeb mouth

>> No.18807147

>SOXL down 30%~ in two days

holy FUCK

>> No.18807148

>>18807117
>my meme lines work until they don't

>> No.18807149

>>18807106
mitt or mfa

>> No.18807150

WHERE THE FUCK MY GMECHADS AT WE OUTHCHA HERE BOI DOING THE DAMN WORK SON

>> No.18807151

/our guy/ Rudy talking about bonds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuj5eywWzdI

>> No.18807156

>>18806844
t. Demiurge

>> No.18807159

>>18807076
it's fucking e-trade. The value is not represented anywhere in the account. the total is just mysteriously $4000 less than it should be. I have a screenshot from earlier in the day proving that the account value, adjusted for unrealized changes in price, was $4000 higher

>> No.18807162

>>18807120
I was going to call you a faggot but then i read the last line. U ok

>> No.18807163

Where the fuck is SNSS anon?

>> No.18807171

>>18807147
It's that volatility what gives you the gains. I wish it would swing twice as hard. Imagine not taking advantage of this

>> No.18807172

>>18807137
I buy and forget
half my portfolio is MSFT

>> No.18807181

Anyone has NFLX, AAPL puts?

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>>18807151
nnice!
finally something NOT about magic cards?

How was his "target coming for your card shops" vid?
TGT a buy?

>> No.18807195

>>18807163
dead, thank god

>> No.18807201

>>18807128
over months but it makes my dick work worse

>> No.18807204

>>18807159
Furthermore, if the value was zero at the start of the day as they claim, then I should not have been able to make my second trade (a purchase) because it was more money than what I sold the first for. I would have had a negative cash balance and no purchasing power. I couldn't have made the trade.

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>>18807141
Are you illiterate? RTX is new, it is a merger between UT and RTN. They formed a new company together. So that is what I am saying. How do you even assess the earnings for a new company? They weren't merged last quarter to have earnings themselves. Do you pick one of the previous companies over the other and post their earnings? Do you show both? Wtf do you do?

>> No.18807217

>>18807172
AMD or SOXL

>> No.18807219

>meme line fags are invading
Do the opposite of what they say

>> No.18807223

>>18807171
You are going to be raped on your taxes

>> No.18807227

>>18807163
Saw SNSS was down 10% today and sewer slided

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>>18807219

>> No.18807228

>>18807181
I've got APPL puts, they're doing ok, hoping for a red week next week

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*doesn't give a fuck about down days

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What are your plays next week during the crash?
>sell tankers if earnings moon them
>buy RTX if low
>buy USAC, ET cheapies
>maybe buy MRO
>buy AMD if it tanks

>> No.18807238

>>18807215
It's the same companies merged - OTIS - CARR. You realize they have numbers for each of their subsidaries right?

>> No.18807240

do i buy puts or calls?

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>>18807215
you combine them appropriate to their weighting...

Look, you're being a faggot shill and you haven't done any research into all the garbage they just tacked on because of UTX's commercial airline exposure. They're getting fucked along with the airlines and boeing.

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*waddles towards you*

Hamboigah

>> No.18807262

>>18807240
Both at the same time. It's called a straddle

>> No.18807263

>>18807188
He's been doing a lot more non magic vids recently.
I don't know about TGT.

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>>18807163
He took one to the necc

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>> No.18807269

>>18807234
What right does GME have to be up 6% today?

>> No.18807280

>>18807269
Gamestop is offering free Corona cure with a purchase of a switch

>> No.18807287

>>18806643
Has nothing to do with it.

This is largely due to the crack in the faang armor amzn exhibited last night, combined with trump, tsla shitting all over itself , and most importantly the underlying fundamentals of the market. To the last point, that ties back to amzn. If it is not hitting it's expectations, then things must be MUCH worse than expected.

>> No.18807292

>>18807269
I swear to god it's boomers that hear about how everyone is playing more video games during shelter in place and thinks gamespot benefits from that.

>> No.18807293

>>18807266
i saw and posted that a while ago
IF ONLY I COULD FUCKING DAY TRADE, ELIZABETH WARREN

>> No.18807296
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18807296

What's up with QCOM?
Buy it?

Semis are getting heavily fucked...

>>18807280
too bad no one is purchasing the Switch, because they're completely sold out everywhere

>> No.18807300

what the fuck is this stupid pump tahts ruining my puts right now

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>>18806402
Haha yeah..

>> No.18807305

>>18807215
>Asking me if I'm illiterate when dumbfuck weeb doesn't understand a merger doesn't change the underlying subsidiary functions

>> No.18807306

>>18807292
STAY SALTY LIL BITCH I'M BANKING ON A DOWN 5000 DAY IM LITERALLY A BETTER TRADER THAN WARREN BUFFETS

>> No.18807312

Is it silly to buy AMD if you already have a bunch of INTC?

>> No.18807314

What do we think about BABA, TCEHY, and BILI?

>> No.18807322

>>18807287
This. Amazon is the one company expected to do well in this outbreak. If they’re not, that means only one thing, people aren’t spending money, which is very very bad.

>> No.18807325

>>18807306
Based

>> No.18807326

>>18807296
YOU HAVE TO BE A VIP MEMBER AND FAGGOT ANIME POSTERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PURCHASE ONE SORRY KIDDO

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>>18807148
i run off of patterns and averages, then memelines for cope. His look right enough, but those memelines are very likely to be weak as shit and get obliterated. they happen to be brushed up against a 400 1hr MA. I don' think we've flirted with this average yet, so i doubt it'll hold. if anything some TA fags are probably thinking this stuff is oversold or they're prepping for a squeeze. we could bounce after trading resumes from the holiday abroad, but who knows.

>> No.18807330

>>18807080
the world is a simulation and you are larping

>> No.18807332

>>18807314
BILI BILI

Not really

TCE

HY

Triple six, five,

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>>18807300
bounce off the meme line...

>> No.18807344

>>18807017
T-This isn’t a UAVS repeat is it...I’m a couple hundred shares deep.

>> No.18807349

Did elon crash his own stock lol

>> No.18807353

>>18807306
Shorted.

Thanks for the free money retard.

>> No.18807358

>>18807312
that's like when i diversified into both WEED and ACB during the retard bandwagon a couple years ago.
funny thing is that it worked out and instead of being down -40% because of ACB, i ended up breaking even because WEED doubled from its bandwagon peak

>> No.18807364

I FUCKING HATE ZOOM AND THE RETARDS WHO BUY IT

>> No.18807366

Alright after going from +20 to +10%, I am not miserable. Sold out of most everything except for the companies I really believe in. Holding a few calls that are long term that I also believe in. Prepared to hold over the weekend. Fucking stocks man.

>> No.18807367

>>18807349
No. They had genuinely bad earnings but cashed in some tax credits right before them to boost their EPS and revenue.

>> No.18807372

>>18807353
YOUR 1 SHORT SHARE ISN'T GONNA MOVE THE PRICE BUD INSTEAD OF SHORTING BUY YOURSELF A FUCKING CLUE NERD

>> No.18807382

opinions on visl niggers?

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>>18807322
no, it means Amazon is spending crazy amounts of money. The market always reacts to their spend when they report. If they're turning on the faucet and "investing" heavily, they get sold off.

>>18807314
Fuck chinks BUT

I REALLY REALLY want BiliBili!

>> No.18807388

>listening to the Akira soundtrack while the candle goes down fast

kino

>> No.18807394

ok I'm gonna go beat my meat until the inevitable pump that comes in the last 30 mins

>> No.18807395

>>18806722
A company this size that doesnt pay dividends?! Lol right....

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>>18807372
I shorted 100 shares

>> No.18807410

>>18807400
HOLY SHIT I'M LITERALLY DUNZO

>> No.18807417

>>18807394
Printers are warming up

>> No.18807419

>>18807349
>Monday, April 4th
>Elon musk has been arrested by the SEC for stock manipulation and securities fraud.

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all my stocks tanked hard as all fuck today

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Well friends i think its about time to make things interesting.

>> No.18807430

>>18806883
Trump with the fcking tariffs at it again.
It dips the day they get the huge ass contract w/ LMT?!
Anyhow, ex divvy and low pratt figures will get me some more cheapies next week...

>> No.18807441

>>18807419
>Next April 4th is 2022
I see Elon hasn’t changed his ways

>> No.18807444

>>18807419
the next monday, april 4th is 2022

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Elon is the most based CEO alive.

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>>18807428
Indeed, dear friend. Call the ol' Boggy Boys. I'm not quite happy with just a 20% gain in one day from this crashing market.

>> No.18807452

>>18807332
Wat?

>> No.18807455

>>18807410
I short GME every time it hits $6, it's just free money.

>> No.18807456

Shill me options pls

>> No.18807466

>>18807342
>i was wrong >>18807328
It's the weekly 200 MA your meme lines are coincidence.

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Its going to be black monday isn't it?

>> No.18807469

It feels like SPXL is superior to SOXL. It shits itself less even during high VIX.

>> No.18807472

>>18807452
Face of a woman
tears of a child

>> No.18807473
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OH NO BILI BROS

I BOUGHT
FUUUUUUCKKK!!!!

I'M GAMBLING WITH MY IRA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18807474

>>18807447
>tanks his own stock for teh epic lulz
Truly based

>> No.18807481

>>18807430
How low do we go I'm sitting at 30 shares at 60.50 right now? I'm hoping that once this blows over we can be like LMT and be 300+ a share but I dont know how long that would take.

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I bought the bottom

>> No.18807496

>>18807456
merck calls

>> No.18807502

>>18807441
>>18807444
Sorry I was watching a video about something that happened in April and my brain shat itself

>> No.18807505

>>18807382
Where the fuck did you dig that up from. Honestly why is that a question?

>> No.18807508
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Fear over pride
Flood you can't hide

>> No.18807510

>>18807473
>bought the chinese scam AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>> No.18807513

>>18807468
European markets aren't even open today, that's a huge pool of investors not able to even sell their shit. Monday will be red for that reason alone, Europe is going to catch up on an extra day's worth of selling all at once.

>> No.18807516

>>18807496
They have been going down more and more

>> No.18807518

>people bleeding out on boomer paper
>meanwhile crypto at worst around 0%
Oh boomies...

>> No.18807522

>>18807505
just spoonfeed me wtf

>> No.18807525

>>18807312
yes wait for it to crash back to reality at $25/share

>> No.18807532

>>18807518
burn through it

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AHHHHHH YES MY FAVOURITE PHASE OF THE MARKET

TIME TO RELAX

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18807539

I have contacted the authorities.

Its about to go down. Prepare your portfolios accordingly.

>> No.18807541

>>18807287
Both Amazon and Neflix look like they're gonna bart down 12% over the next week. If it happens, we're absolutely testing the bottom.

>> No.18807544

TAKE YOUR BIG GREEN DICK OUT, JEROME
AND FUCK THE BEAR STRAIGHT IN THE ASS

>> No.18807552

>>18807472
Death Grips but why

>> No.18807553

>>18807518
I'm thinking of trading crypto after this whole thing. Obviously it's the equities market that is a sham, not crypto. These entire past 3 weeks have been nothing but delusion.

>> No.18807556

Sell in May and walk away.

>> No.18807558

>>18807342
i dont undersatnd what the meme line is, can you explain to a brainlet who doesnt understand how futures graphs work

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>>18807510
$50 I'll never get back...

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*ahem*

>> No.18807572

>>18806765
This elf is fucking disgusting

>> No.18807573

>>18807552
because I'm listening to it right now lol

Check this out. The drums are so brutally magnificent. puts you in a trance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ye0Fta4syE

>> No.18807574

>>18807513
that's a good point I wouldn't have even thought of that, I'm holding my puts over the weekend then

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Writing puts = being paid to do a limit buy

>> No.18807585

>>18807516
ugh, I was literally about to buy them but I think I missed the bottom

>> No.18807588

>>18806666
quads of truth have spoken

>> No.18807589

>>18807342
needs more lines + fib levels

>> No.18807593

>>18807455
How far out should I buy puts

>> No.18807596

Will MSFT be red Monday? I want in.

>> No.18807609

>>18807575
what broker is that?

>> No.18807612

>>18807575
I remember in October thinking about it that way. I can't remember what the downside I found was.

>> No.18807623

>>18807575
How much you make on them with how much of an investment and over how much time, I'm really new to writing options

>> No.18807626

>>18807469
They’re not really comparable, but you make a lot more money swinging SOXL

>> No.18807638

>>18807612
if price goes down its not being paid to do limit buy, its paying to do limit buy?

>> No.18807641

>>18806750
>so it's going to stay up forever!
I bet you only buy when you see green lines

>> No.18807645

>S&P500 is "recovering" according to TA
>TVIX is still at +18% to +20%

There's so much suspense

>> No.18807648

>>18807612
overpaying and getting stuck bagholding for a relatively small premium is the downside

>> No.18807658

>>18806633
Omg I would love to see that white vagina tan line with a hint of her pigment in the vagina omg

>> No.18807659

>>18807573
Seen them three times between 2012-2013, one of my favorite bands, look at what site we’re on. Just getting bored with VOO and VUG.

>> No.18807662

>>18807469
no shit retard. S&P500 has a bunch of do nothing boomerstoxx

>> No.18807674

>>18807609
Tiger Brokers

>>18807623
The premium

>>18807612
The downsize is the person that buys your option doesn't execute it immediately and you need to make sure you can cover the put.

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>>18807572
she's trying...

>> No.18807699

>>18807674
>Tiger Brokers
looks asian I dont like it

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am i going to make it?

>> No.18807736

>>18807522
Why are you bringing visl up I genuinely want to know

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>>18807718
Knowing you? You'll lose it all on Monday.

>> No.18807750

We are not at the bottom yet.

>> No.18807754

What the hell even is TVIX? On TDA I see it's an ETN, but there's nothing but historical price data.

>> No.18807768

>>18806625
only the basic zoom package is free, and it limits you to a few people for only about 40 mins I think, but you pay more to get more people and time

>> No.18807770

>>18807638
Well I mean if you limit buy now and intend to long, it’s no different than selling a put at that price. Only risk is the stock moons and instead of getting free money you missed out on profits

>> No.18807782

SQQQD bred
>>18807566
>>18807566

>> No.18807783
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18807783

>CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18807785

>>18807750
SPY 200 is the bottom, this is just the beginning.

>> No.18807792

>>18807754
It reflects futures contracts on the VIX in ETF form.

So if a lot of people anticipate the VIX will go up, TVIX will go up, and vis versa. It's a good tool for getting a shitload of gains if you anticipate a leg down in the market, but otherwise not a good hold for long-term.

>> No.18807802

Maybe I need to switch back to crypto...

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>>18807513
>European markets aren't even open today
I'm so fucking mad i wanted to buy puts this morning and the book was empty then i remembered this shit fuck.

>> No.18807824

What THE FUCK is happening with MVIS?

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>still in the green on TSX
>oil going up
>bought some shares of a Canadian REIT

>> No.18807863

>>18807824
the rumor is they are going to be bought out by Microsoft next week.

>> No.18807865

>>18807718
>2382.82
yikes

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18807875

How can a company that consistently loses money be this price still?

>> No.18807881

>>18806567
Successful flight over New Mexico. Headlines about 30 min ago

>> No.18807883

Alright so, uh, what we are shorting next week?

>> No.18807923

>>18807792
Interesting. I also found an article on investipedia about TVIX that describes the decay and why it's not a desirable long term investment.

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>>18807883

>> No.18807963

>>18807938
No but srsly I got a few hundred bucks in my acct what should I short?

>> No.18807968

>>18807923
yeah a lot of people seem to be retarded and don't understand decay and do stupid shit like holf TQQQ for a month

>> No.18807970

>>18806343
everyone chill the fuck down. Trump said something stupid but he would drop more bombs during the weekends. Next Monday is Green gap up dildo huge you won't even believe it

>> No.18807985

>>18807923
Look, leveraged assets are almost always a bad idea. But we're at the top of a government sponsored pump and dump to allow boomers to exit the markets and now we've just begun the plunge. The idea is to swing trade these.

>> No.18808104

>>18807863
any sources on that rumor?

>> No.18808181

>>18808104
I bet it's like the JCP thing where the real Jeff Bezos for real came into the thread and said he was paying $500/share for real pinky promise

>> No.18808209

>>18806343
I am just playing the divvy game for ET but want to get rid of MRO when I break even to buy in later. Or I'll just hold. DHT is a coinflip and we shall see next week if I will be backholding or divvying up.

Getting tax back and will keep that plus my stack in cash for the actual dip. Any ideas about something I can swing in the meantime?

>> No.18808589

Whats your guys war portfolio?

Currently have RTX but debating between GD, Lh3, LMT.

>> No.18808619

what options to buy and hold for weekend? im thinking monday will be a green day up

>> No.18808635

>>18808619
when is dfen going to the moon??

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18808853

Sorry bulls, recovery is canceled.

>> No.18808918

How far does xom sink bros?

>> No.18808955

>>18808635
Why would you hold that when it has BA weighting it down.

>> No.18809022

>>18808955
i've learned my lesson. no more holding levraged etfs. when do i go in though? does donny have to declare war, or if we catch wind of russia and iran do we go all in on dfen?