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[Anonymous No.18796127]

>YES OFFICER THAT'S HIM
>HE ISN'T SOCIAL DISTANCING!

[Anonymous No.18796150]

Social diss my nuts motherfucker and I’ll come for you like an exuberant platypus

[Anonymous No.18796151]

>flatten the curve!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18796243]

>It's six feet, sweetie, step back

[Anonymous No.18796245]

>>18796127
They are so serious about this exaggerated and false plan-demic.
>excuse me, the arrow points one way. you must go back and around two aisles to enter where i am
It's a hoax. Don't get the vaccine unless you want a compromised immune system.

[Anonymous No.18796265]

>NO YOU CANT USE THE TENNIS COURTS BECAUSE BOTH PEOPLE WOULD TOUCH THE SAME BALL

[Anonymous No.18796276]

>>18796245
lol. i was picking up food some place and they told me i can't go out the door i came in but needed to follow the arrows and go halfway around the fucking restaurant and go out some other door so that i didn't accidentally get within 6 feet of somebody that might be coming in.

this shit is fucking bizarre. i mean i live in NY but it's upstate where there have been like 100 deaths in the past month.

[Anonymous No.18796289]

Fuck You.

*COOF*

[Anonymous No.18796301]

Life imitates art

[Anonymous No.18796348]

>>18796276
It’s a new disease so maybe it makes sense for a few weeks to be sure it’s not a new Black Death but liberals seem to be getting a massive hard on at all of a sudden living in a nannie state and will say all manner of inane shit to continue this situation as long as possible.

[Anonymous No.18796356]

How come this thread is allow to be up but when I post my robinhood referral link I get a 7 day vacation?

[Anonymous No.18796408]

>>18796127
>well you see redditfag, thats not really something we can legally enforce

[Anonymous No.18796435]

>>18796245
>It's a hoax.
I can't wait for Russia to die from this shit so we don't have to hear your stupid ass crying about hoaxes

[Anonymous No.18796442]

>OMG THAT BOOMER IS COUGHING!
>QUICK!!! SHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY!!!

[Anonymous No.18796457]

>>18796435
dilate

[Anonymous No.18796496]

>>18796435
You happening fags take what you can get huh? Keep waiting for that “civil unrest”

[Anonymous No.18796511]

This is hilarious a week a ago I almost got in a fight with someone who looked exactly like this because I walked beside him in a grocery store. Little fatty got triggered.

[Anonymous No.18796512]

>>18796435
I wonder what the suicide rate for schizophrenic trannies is

[Anonymous No.18796513]

>>18796442
>NOOOOOOOOOO, NOT MR. SHEKELBERG'S NEXT LAMBO!!!

[Anonymous No.18796600]

>>18796513
shekelberg is still making money during this. this shutdown is hurting the working class more than anybody.

[Anonymous No.18796664]

>>18796600
The working class is retarded for not demanding free money so they can be safe and accounted for.
The dichotomy between grandpa dies and you get evicted for rent is false.

[Anonymous No.18796692]

imagine thinking you're stronger than a little RNA printing machine. keep dreaming fags

[Anonymous No.18796723]

>>18796127
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.18796846]

>>18796127
>>18796151
>>18796243
>>18796265
>>18796442
>>18796513
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

[Anonymous No.18796955]

>>18796127
Legit had this happen today .. told her if you’re that worried stay inside .. she said it’s the law and I said whatever bitch it’s incredible to see how weak the mind of the avg American slave is she was working on just emotion alone I can now understand why politicians sell us out

[Anonymous No.18798169]

>>18796127
kek

[Anonymous No.18798195]

>>18796955
what were you doing?

[Anonymous No.18798199]

>>18796435
Yeah, believe bill gates regulates for a million dead which was used to imminent this shut down and health sicken credit bullshit when they knew it was nothing all so they can say their new chink inspired race to catch up to the AI market worked. The government calls shopping in person, driving, etc a legacy system for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.18798214]

>>18796955
women hate the virus because it takes attention off themselves so they need to do this shit along with porn with face masks on to get it. Also please clap for nurses.

[Anonymous No.18798428]

Just go the wrong way down the aisles. Some wagie isn't going to do anything about it, worst thing that happens is that they call the police and then they have to explain that they wasted public resources because you weren't following the arrows

[Anonymous No.18798445]

[Anonymous No.18799175]

>>18798445
Morons like you still exist? I thought you crawled back into your own trannyholes weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.18799305]

>>18798428
Kek, this.
At my local Walmart they have rope barriers for the entrances and exits to lead customers into the store in a single file line. I just go under the ropes everytime because people are fucking slow and they never say jack shit to me.

[Anonymous No.18799416]

[Anonymous No.18799447]

>>18799305
Perhaps you don't realise how pathetic you sound?

[Anonymous No.18799451]

>>18796127
Lol the onions meme has to be the best 4chan meme of all time. Never gets stale.

[Anonymous No.18799453]

>>18798195
Switched devices, but all i was doing was publicly masturbating into her shopping cart and she got all uppity about it. Slave minded sheep.

[Anonymous No.18799469]

>>18798445
>caring about the united states of amerikek

[Anonymous No.18799481]

>>18799451
too bad the ps4 does

[Anonymous No.18799504]

>>18796348
>nannie state
its just to stop hospital overload niggerbrains

[Anonymous No.18799537]

>>18796127
>>18796151
>>18796243
Stay away from me you plague spreading subhuman

[Anonymous No.18799549]

>>18799416
>dies of heart failure
>oh but he tested positive for covid, put him down as another stat for the news

[Anonymous No.18799556]

Lmao its clear that I'm not social and I'm most definitely distant.

[Anonymous No.18799564]

>>18796245
>It's a hoax
Legit can't wait for you low IQ faggots to die painfully drowning in your own bile

[Anonymous No.18799576]

>>18799564
Dumb obedient goyim like you are the reason the west is fucked

[Anonymous No.18799581]

>>18799504
That was the excuse (wasn't even necessary - Sweden has one of the lowest ICU capacities in Europe but they're coping fine), now they've shifted the goalposts and are saying we're not going back to normal until there's a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.18799589]

>>18799576
Fuck the west

[Anonymous No.18799626]

>>18796664
So...my Granpa can die AND I get evicted?

[Anonymous No.18799641]

>>18799549
Yes that's how it works. Viruses destroy your tissue and trigger other effects in various ways that cause complications. COVID complications include heart-failure.

It isn't like the heart failure you will experience consensually with all those delicious tendies, it's a premature and unexpected heart failure that shouldn't have happened.

Besides, if you get a boo-boo and slowly bleed out because there are no hospital beds during a pandemic... YOU ARE A VICTIM OF THE PANDEMIC. Faggot. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.18799684]

>>18799641
Hello dumb gullible goy

[Anonymous No.18799751]

>>18796127
>>18796243
>>18796245
>/pol/tards are retarded subhuman plague-bearing anti-vaccers
imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.18799764]

>>18799641
Ermagerd I'm fat as fuck and eat cheetos and drink Dr. Pepper all day but muh virus is killin meh I couldn't social distance because I'm literally 6 feet wide damn government should have taken care of mehhh

[Anonymous No.18800025]

>this is great. I can play Animal Crossing on mi nintendo all day

[Anonymous No.18800168]

>>18796435
>I can't wait for Russia to die from this shit so we don't have to hear your stupid ass crying about hoaxes

[Anonymous No.18800265]

>Perhaps you don't realise how pathetic you sound?

[Anonymous No.18801235]

>>18799641
>take this noderate cold more seriously!
>you ARE a victim!
Go back

[Anonymous No.18801314]

>>18799416
Catching up with heart disease in the US. It really is serious

[Anonymous No.18801349]

>>18799416
weird fuck

[Anonymous No.18801618]

>>18800025
>>18800168
>>18800265
>>18801235
>low effort basedposting
apparently even the trollfarms are 'working' from home

[Anonymous No.18801692]

>Stay away from me you plague spreading subhuman

[Anonymous No.18801712]

>>18799416
we really flattened the curve amirite

[Anonymous No.18801716]

>>18801618
The effort of my reply matched that of the post it was replying to.

[Anonymous No.18801740]

>>18796127
1m recovered, 230k dead. 23% case fatality rate.

[Anonymous No.18801865]

>states declaring all deaths as COVID related so that get federal funding

>”DUDE THE DEATH RATE IS SO HIGH, YOU NEED TO TRUST THE GOVERNMENT, THEY HAVE OUR BEST INTEREST AT HEART!!!”

[Anonymous No.18801915]

>wow FUCK the rich we need to kill them all and redistribute their money. The 1% are FUCKING PARASITES
>NOOOO SHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY WE CAN'T LET THE HECKIN 1% ALZHEIMERINOS DIE AND HAVE THEIR MONEY GIVEN TO THEIR CHILDREN, ALLOWING THEM TO FINALLY MOVE OUT AND START A FAMILY

[Anonymous No.18801961]

>>18796435
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>>18799537
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