/smg/ Submachine Gun

[Anonymous No.18794674]

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/apron

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18792396

[Anonymous No.18794685]

Are you guys seeing this massive move upwards in USDCHN???

Only 2 cents away from it's ALL-TIME top of 7.15. China's currency is fucking collapsing

[Anonymous No.18794694]

Buy Airline Stocks rn (fuck you, you know who you are, bitch ass poorfag. up your bank account)

[Anonymous No.18794696]

I don’t respect women, bros

[Anonymous No.18794707]

I don't respect cunny poster bros

[Anonymous No.18794711]

>>18794694
lmao mad

[Anonymous No.18794712]

>>18794674
The p90 is quite the weapon. How low is ZM going tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18794717]

>>18794685
Good fuck China

[Anonymous No.18794721]

What's a good price to buy SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.18794722]

>>18794685
That’s what happens when you overplay you’re hand on top of releasing a virus. Fuck China, I hope every chink dies.

[Anonymous No.18794730]

>last thread dickwaving contest started over someone calling airlines a long baghold
>autist responded by posting their BASEBALL collection
Kill yourselves.
>>18794685
Could be deliberate. China's version of money printing is devaluing their currency which they can do because they are a debt issuer instead of a debt holder.

[Anonymous No.18794731]

>>18794711
P O O R
O
O
R

[Anonymous No.18794737]

>>18794717
>they will never bully you, beat you up, and punch your balls into mush
Why live?

[Anonymous No.18794739]

>>18794685
Chi-nah

[Anonymous No.18794738]

I-is this a bear market?

[Anonymous No.18794742]

Reminder
You are here

[Anonymous No.18794745]

AMZN drop is going to wipe out my little gains tomorrow. Feels bad man. Shouldnt have bought it or rather should have sold it before close today.

[Anonymous No.18794748]

>>18794730
>Could be deliberate
But it's not China doing it. Their market is literally closed today (Friday) because of some holiday. This is all offshore trading outside of China's grasp

[Anonymous No.18794754]

>>18794694
literally doing this tomorrow. I think im done being 100% in cash. Fuck 2nd wave theory. All aboard the capitalism train.

[Anonymous No.18794756]

>>18794721
there's another anon in for $24 cost-basis and has been holding since. i'm in for about $11.94 and I think it can easily go to $30 next week. the hard part is holding over the weekend and of course we are working against the force of infinite brrr

[Anonymous No.18794759]

>>18794694
Which ones are the least likely to fail then?

[Anonymous No.18794769]

>>18794730
there was no contest LOL

you want to go, lil bitch? do you REALLY want to start?

[Anonymous No.18794770]

>>18794759
i would be balls deep in LUV and jetblue if i were an airlines guy but i'm not.

[Anonymous No.18794776]

>>18794731
>what a poorfag he doesn't buy airlines rn

post your robinhood account so we can all laugh at the losses

[Anonymous No.18794783]

IT'S OVER FOR THE BULLS
based on personal anecdotal evidence, consumer spending is projected to go to 0 by july!

[Anonymous No.18794794]

>>18794769
what are you thoughts on having a signed Fleshlight collection? basically buy a brand new fleshlight modeled after a pornwhore's vag and then go to a convention and have her sign it. do this over and over again and rack up 100s of them. then ebay each as a pornwhore dies of suicide or overdose. imagine it's worth the energy and time but could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.18794795]

>>18794759
Id stay away from that cancer all together. Travelers are soulless NPCs and they deserve this.

[Anonymous No.18794796]

Any KOS Chads?

[Anonymous No.18794799]

>>18794783
If you think most places won't be reopened by then you're delusional.

[Anonymous No.18794802]

>>18794730
>it's deliberate
fuck off chang

[Anonymous No.18794808]

>>18794783
because we're spending everything on stocks

[Anonymous No.18794809]

>>18794685
Catalysts: Trump threatened to void UST debt that China has in the name of Corona "reparations". Also he just said today he's considering blocking retirement funds from investing in Chinese equities

[Anonymous No.18794812]

P T R
T
R

[Anonymous No.18794818]

>>18794737
That's why I hustle and save my money to one day die by suffocation by a wheyfu/varbie

[Anonymous No.18794820]

>>18794802
He's right though, Japan is notorious for wanting a shitty yen.

[Anonymous No.18794821]

Are we going to war with Chyna or what?

[Anonymous No.18794831]

>>18794818
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.18794838]

>>18794818
Women are stupid

[Anonymous No.18794841]

>>18794776
>April 3rd
not only are you poor, you're a fucking retard.

I've posted 3 separate pictures of shit totally over 50 fucking grand and you have YET to post a single tangible object that even proves you aren't living on the fucking street using McDonalds wifi on a pre-paid Boost Mobile Samsung Galaxy S4

[Anonymous No.18794846]

>>18794821
The white house letter to congress about military mobilization mentioned narcotics.
That is code for Venezuela.

[Anonymous No.18794853]

>>18794796
bought 900 shares at 88 cents. I can't stop the gains.

[Anonymous No.18794864]

>tfw I didn't sell my NET in time

I fucking knew investing in companies with dealings in Chyna was a bad idea, but most importantly unpatriotic. I will get what I fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.18794867]

>>18794759
Southwest, AA, and Delta

[Anonymous No.18794875]

oil price can go lower but stabilize if we take over venezuela, and i don't see why not since the country is fucked anyway and USA colonization could probably help. the people would welcome it. imagine oil staying around $20 domestically and providing fed support for US oil/shale producers, then saying we will no longer buy oil from saud or any other OPEC fags, just oil from US, venezuela and canada and with very tight restrictions on canada and mexico so they respect our borders.

trump raping venezuela and mexico right before the election would win him lots of votes. but the votes will be rigged anyway if done by mail or electronic.

[Anonymous No.18794881]

>>18794742
There already was a bull trap, the line just goes straight down in your chart because it happened so quickly so you don't notice it unless you look at a closer chart. We're in the recovery phase and we've already hit bottom. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.18794882]

>>18794841
You really don't have any savings to your name do you? You spent it all on worthless shit didn't you?

[Anonymous No.18794884]

This is how you know capitalism has gone awry. When Bezos came out and said we're going to help improve our workers safety and give some higher wages the stock fell 5%. How can we right this dichotomy? How can both the worker and the company thrive? Seriously how does no one look at that and go "well this system is sort of fucked."

[Anonymous No.18794890]

Tomorrow OPEC+ cuts go into effect the same day CVX and XOM announce earnings. Priced in or big moves?

[Anonymous No.18794895]

>>18794881
next level bull cope.
Take a look at the futures, buddy

[Anonymous No.18794908]

>>18794884
>company's financials have decreased
>value of owning a share in said company then decreases
it wasn't because of worker safety or anything. It's simply a company is (usually) only worth something based on the factual numbers.

[Anonymous No.18794911]

>>18794884
Fuck the wagies they should be thankful they have a job.

[Anonymous No.18794913]

>>18794867
Only way AA doesn't go through a nasty bankruptcy is if they are straight up bailed out because they're a "flag carrier" in the eyes of the government. Prior to this whole crisis they already had the most debt and lowest profits of all the airlines.

[Anonymous No.18794915]

>>18794884
The company is worth over $1T. It’s doing fine. If investors want to bail because of higher wages let them bail.

[Anonymous No.18794920]

That person posting his LMAO baseball collection and calling people poorfags in the last thread was one of the most cringe things I've ever witnessed.

Imagine being a grown adult and caring about batball cards. Imagine wasting money on that garbage and acting superior afterwards.

[Anonymous No.18794922]

>>18794895
Cope. This is the pullback before another week or two of running up.

[Anonymous No.18794929]

Hello

[Anonymous No.18794930]

>>18794908
Their profits declined if i read correctly.
>>18794911
Cool sentiment.
>>18794915
I'm not deny people's ability to do so. What I'm irked at is that the fact that in the passed century we've become so divorced from equating company growth with workers health.

[Anonymous No.18794931]

>>18794929
fuck you I was just about to post them and say
>he didn't buy TVIX

[Anonymous No.18794939]

>Bezos has been straight dumping millions of his own amazon bags on tech whales
Jesus
>>18794884
Bezos has to give higher wages because his warehouse employees would literally make more money if they quit and got trumpbux + unemployment

[Anonymous No.18794949]

>>18794929
tfw bought Puts yesterday. I'm comfy

[Anonymous No.18794952]

>>18794922
Are you a newer trader? Check out the charts for February 2018 on the S&p500. It's not that easy.

[Anonymous No.18794955]

>>18794882
C O P E
O
P
E

LOL @ thinking I PAID for ANY of that memorabilia just LOL.

[Anonymous No.18794957]

>>18794949
>betting against America

Fuck off, Chang.

[Anonymous No.18794962]

>>18794717
SOURCE

[Anonymous No.18794966]

>>18794685
TRUMP CONSIDERING BLOCKING GOVT RETIREMENT FUNDS FROM INVESTING IN CHINESE EQUITIES CITING NATIONAL SECURITY RISKS - BLOOMBERG
we sanctioning china now. short every chinese stock on the nyse and nasdaq

[Anonymous No.18794970]

>>18794717
>barbell cartel
I hate hispanics!

[Anonymous No.18794979]

>>18794754
you are going to get fucking wrecked this month bro

[Anonymous No.18794981]

>>18794884
Chipotle said the same thing during earnings and they mooned. It's just the financials.

[Anonymous No.18794982]

>>18794818
why does this give me intense second hand embarrassment

[Anonymous No.18794983]

Gold will surge again.

[Anonymous No.18794987]

>>18794881

[Anonymous No.18794989]

>there are bulls at the literal top of the bubble currently popping

simbly ebig :-DDD

[Anonymous No.18794992]

>>18794957
>betting against America
What kind of shilling is this? Its not betting against America, its betting that greedy fuckers get a comeuppance. Buying puts doesn't make the stock go down.

[Anonymous No.18795001]

>>18794955
see
>>18794920

[Anonymous No.18795020]

>>18794952
>Are you a newer trader? Check out the charts for February 2018 on the S&p500. It's not that easy.

If we're following that chart that means that theres another run up after this dip, THEN the crash.

[Anonymous No.18795040]

>>18794881
I tend to agree with you anon, I’m in NY and corona just about done with our hospital is even starting elective surgeries next week.

Matter of weeks before the rest of the country falls into line with NY and starts opening up.

[Anonymous No.18795041]

should I pull out or hope that RTX and tankers dont lose me money over the next week?

[Anonymous No.18795057]

>>18795020
we pivoted at the 61% fib we drill to the core now. get ready for sell in may and go away

[Anonymous No.18795066]

>>18794987
You're just proving my point buddy, see how nicely these two charts align? We passed the bull trap long ago.

[Anonymous No.18795073]

>>18795040
I work at a NYC hospital not as a physician or nurse. We're starting to get back into lab this upcoming week. The hospital will most likely give everyone an antibody test.

[Anonymous No.18795085]

>>18795057
Theres a reason only 10% of financial investors rely on technicals.

[Anonymous No.18795088]

>>18795041
I think the only appeal of RTX has ever been that its aerospace with military contracts that is slightly cheaper than its rivals at the moment. You won't be getting huge gains or losses. Just endless crabbing which is why I am confused why its such a beloved meme stock here.
Tankers you are holding until the very second that storage is being drained and sell everything at once. Owners of tanker companies are slimy fucking snakes, even moreso than Cruise line owners.

[Anonymous No.18795092]

>>18795066
>thinking a financial crisis only lasts a month

check the dates on my chart

[Anonymous No.18795114]

>>18794982
Me dying from a strong women legs around my neck while I eat her out or the gym full of women doing it for the gram

[Anonymous No.18795115]

>>18795092
Except we went down because of a health crisis, not a financial one. A crisis that was abated in, oh, look at that, a bit more than a month, right in line with the charts.

[Anonymous No.18795141]

>>18795073
what does "into lab" mean specifically? like back to business as usual

[Anonymous No.18795145]

>>18795141
I work in a lab. My colleagues and I will be returning to start running experiments again.

[Anonymous No.18795153]

Anyone SQQQ tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.18795159]

So what's the best play tomorrow assuming its red? Load up on longer dated puts? Or perhaps, instead of trying to time it, just grab vxx/vixy calls.

[Anonymous No.18795170]

>>18795153
I recommend TVIX over SQQQ

SQQQ may go up a significant amount during a crash but TVIX will unironically double or triple your money

[Anonymous No.18795176]

>>18794821
>>18794846
anecdotal evidence the number of choppers and jets flying over my house in san diego is about 5-10x normal

[Anonymous No.18795180]

>>18794696
Why would you respect holes?

[Anonymous No.18795184]

>>18795170
I want to add though that you can't hold TVIX long after the crash. It will start reverting back to 0 pretty hard. IT has to be timed

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18795190]

>>18795184
Show holdings anon.

[Anonymous No.18795193]

>>18794966
SFUN, fuck those little Chinese shits.

[Anonymous No.18795206]

>>18795115
>we went down because of a health crisis
>A crisis that was abated in
Literally wrong on everything. Wow you are fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.18795213]

Nasdaq is literally like 3 fucking companies at this point. Can this shit index be tired to the dumpster already?

[Anonymous No.18795236]

>>18794920
says the grown adult frogposting

[Anonymous No.18795254]

>says the grown adult frogposting

[Anonymous No.18795253]

>>18795213
All the major indicies are like that. Dow is literally only 30 fucking companies, and both S&P/Nasdaq are market cap weighted

[Anonymous No.18795265]

>>18795159

Wait til Monday and buy then Friday is sell day

[Anonymous No.18795278]

Every night I go to bed while futures are red and wake up to green. Tomorrow will be no different. Goodnight frens

[Anonymous No.18795279]

How stupid was it to buy $ZM calls in hope for a bounce? Sounds retarded to me

[Anonymous No.18795282]

>>18795254
put this image in the anime waifuizer

[Anonymous No.18795297]

>>18795115
So many people have lost their jobs and the vast majority are not getting unemployment because all the systems are overloaded. No one has money. Consumer spending is going to stay low even once states open and no one can pay their loans and mortgages. Nearly every debt out there is about to default. 08 is going to look like nothing once this is over with.

[Anonymous No.18795299]

>>18795265
Buy what? Puts?

[Anonymous No.18795305]

>>18795278
Good night, based retard.

[Anonymous No.18795306]

>>18794864
Yeah I lost $400 on that shit.

[Anonymous No.18795319]

Lets hear your opinion biz, what do you use to spot buy/sell signals:

20/50/200 MA or 20/50/200 EMA

[Anonymous No.18795332]

>>18795278
Futures are retarded witch doctors. The bears every night:" me bone fall upon stick line gon be big red!"

Futures are for fags.

[Anonymous No.18795336]

>>18795319
chad bands with adx

[Anonymous No.18795337]

>>18795236
suck a fuck

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18795350]

>>18794920
This crash was the worst thing to happen to /smg/. Though reading the thread is fucking hysterical now. Schizo and dumb redditor levels are off the wall.

[Anonymous No.18795356]

>>18795153
i already have SQQQ, looking to feel smug tomorrow morning but not selling until it nets me a solid gain.

>>18795170
TVIX is already doing better than SQQQ on account of TVIX getting volatility boost and spy was down more than nazdaq today. TVIX will probably hit $400 again from here. SQQQ might run out of gas around $24-$30 range as lots of bagholders will dump just to get out.

[Anonymous No.18795362]

>>18795319
What little I have bought over the past few weeks has been EMA5 and EMA20. Normally it'd be EMA20 and EMA200. Prefer EMA to MA
But that is nitpicking. Both still do better than like 99% of all other TA "tools", especially fucking fibonacci lines

[Anonymous No.18795367]

>>18794685
how do I short China?

[Anonymous No.18795371]

>>18795367
be xi jinping

[Anonymous No.18795378]

why cant people just get sick all at once, fuck the curve, die, and then we can go back to normal in 2-3 weeks

[Anonymous No.18795382]

REMINDER: if someone gives advice ITT there is a 99% chance they are broke as absolute fuck and borderline retarded.

ask any single one of them to post ONE tangible object that proves they aren't absolutely broke as fuck and they will be speechless

im literally the only person ITT who has wealth. and what do i advise? Airline stock

[Anonymous No.18795388]

>>18795356
>400
That's way too low. I analyzed TVIX and the VIX and usually the 2nd spike hits about 30% less than the first spike. We're looking at 600-700, maybe 800.

[Anonymous No.18795391]

>>18795367
Vote Trump.

[Anonymous No.18795392]

*clack*

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18795401]

>>18795382
You're unironically not wealthy at all. You have no idea what real money is like, your dumbass faggot shirts only show how poor you really are and how in a generation your parents money will evaporate.

[Anonymous No.18795403]

Please, god, let me meet her.

[Anonymous No.18795407]

big props for the anon who shilled NuStar a few days back. loaded up on those before the pump

[Anonymous No.18795414]

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

[Anonymous No.18795416]

>>18795382
Fuckin hate that brand. Shirts are so fucking stiff and makes me look like a crust punk soft rich fag.

[Anonymous No.18795419]

>>18795382
>ask any single one of them to post ONE tangible object that proves they aren't absolutely broke as fuck and they will be speechless

okay can you post proof you are wealthy and I will go in on airline stocks???

[Anonymous No.18795420]

>>18795382
is this you?
>>18795401
yup

[Anonymous No.18795424]

>>18795382

yeh. might buy some DAL why the fuck not

[Anonymous No.18795430]

>>18795401
lmao this guys hilarious
>>18795382

[Anonymous No.18795432]

>>18795382
ralph lauren is for poor people with no taste. if you have to flaunt clothing, you are poor. and don't @ me with your bullshit, i have a pair of boots that cost more than your entire wardrobe in total.

[Anonymous No.18795434]

>>18795401
>no pic of tangible wealth
like clockwork

>parents money
COPE

side note, you're looking at about $1,100 worth of Polo in that gif NOT counting what is out of frame/under the last shirt

how upset are you right now lil bitch?

NO PIC

[Anonymous No.18795437]

>>18795382
I can smell the curry coming off that gif with hints of rape and shit

[Anonymous No.18795446]

>>18795419
If he posts his portfolio it's going to be a robinhood account with like 5 shares of DAL in it. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18795447]

>>18795434
Real wealth is in assets: bonds, property, stocks, and land. Your "clothes" are just funkopops for people who have sex.

[Anonymous No.18795448]

>>18795434
>side note, you're looking at about $1,100 worth of Polo in that gif
OH SHIT
BIG MONEY IN THE HOUSE

[Anonymous No.18795452]

>>18795414
This poor girl probably dyes her hair because of a creep in her past just like you.

[Anonymous No.18795454]

>>18795378
What the virus does at this rate doesn't even matter, shit's already fucked for the long-term. Damage is done and it's only going to get worse.

[Anonymous No.18795459]

Ew. You all have autism.

[Anonymous No.18795464]

>>18795419
im the Cardinals guy in the last thread. just go look there i have no interest in reposting all those pictures

[Anonymous No.18795467]

>>18795452
Please don't insult Megan like that.

[Anonymous No.18795468]

>>18795434
niggers have that much in jordans, 1.1k is a joke. screenshot your brokerage account

[Anonymous No.18795473]

>>18795434
I thought you were going to bed?

Post your positions, go ahead and inspect element for all i care

[Anonymous No.18795484]

>>18795447
NO PIC

wow, I'm so shocked some cocksucking LARPing loser is broke af...

[Anonymous No.18795485]

<3

[Anonymous No.18795492]

>>18795464
>posts some shit tier laptops and worthless baseball cards
>I'm rich as fuck and I buy airline stocks as they all fall into chapter 11

[Anonymous No.18795497]

>>18795282
this is what came out

[Anonymous No.18795509]

>>18795473
>I thought you were going to bed?

aww look, his lithium/schizo meds are kicking in. i never said i was going anywhere hunny.

>inspect element provided clues for photoshop
hahahahahaha what a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18795511]

>>18795497
I'm going to use this to shitpost, thank you. Do you have a full negro version of the whole pic?

[Anonymous No.18795520]

>>18795492
look how upset you are rn

[Anonymous No.18795522]

>>18795511
the app only cropped the face. I can make all variants (asian, wahmen, old)

[Anonymous No.18795526]

>>18795509

> i never said i was going anywhere hunny

>>18795278
>>18795278
>>18795278

oh

[Anonymous No.18795529]

>>18795522
please. Thank you. I can shitpost on /tv/ for days with the material you give me

[Anonymous No.18795537]

>post wealth
I have a pretty sizeable bag of rice


no you can't see it.

[Anonymous No.18795538]

>>18795416
NOT
>>18795420
A
>>18795432
SINGLE
>>18795437
PIC

[Anonymous No.18795541]

>tfw bat soup stocks are up

[Anonymous No.18795547]

>>18795526
an nevermind I'm drinking too much whisky

blue ID's with Ps at the end

[Anonymous No.18795554]

>>18795526
thats not me you absolute fucking moron hahahaha oh fuck youre unironically retarded. get filtered, fuck i feel gross even talking to you

[Anonymous No.18795556]

>>18795541
beautiful

[Anonymous No.18795560]

how small is this guy's penis that he needs validation from internet strangers

[Anonymous No.18795561]

>>18795367
>YANG is an aggressive daily bet against Chinese large-cap equities, delivering -3x leveraged exposure to about 50 large and liquid names traded in Hong Kong. YANG rebalances its leveraged exposure daily, so over the long haul, compounding effects can lead to profound differences in expected returns relative to the index. The fund's underlying equity exposure doesn't aim for comprehensive "all China" exposure since it excludes A-shares traded on the mainland and names listed solely in the US. Therefore expect big sector bets relative to our broad benchmark. In particular, financial firms are heavily represented in this index, making YANG in part a bet against that sector. The underlying index is tracked in unleveraged form by FXI. YANG's expense ratio may be high by unlevered ETF standards, but is average when compared with other 3x leveraged funds. YANG has decent assets and has become fairly liquid, with a lot of daily trading volume and tiny spreads, which is good news given its short-term tactical mission.

[Anonymous No.18795563]

>DIS puts funded my CCL cruise

[Anonymous No.18795574]

>>18795563
what app are you using? this is terrifying

[Anonymous No.18795582]

>>18795560
And he won't even post an account balance even though he say's they are the easiest things to fake in the world. Just go and fake it, no one can prove you wrong and no one gives a shit

[Anonymous No.18795592]

>>18795382
Simple way around this is for people to post positions, which when they are larping, shilling, or are a poorfag they refuse to do.

Heres my small victory with UAV today. Was a fun ride. Watched my earnings hit 35% and still held like an idiot, but hey, still came out ahead of most.

[Anonymous No.18795595]

sirs plz buy bobcoin

>>18795574
https://artbreeder.com

[Anonymous No.18795598]

This general gets really really autistic and cringe after hours. Like worse than the weirdos who post on stock twits on the weekend or after the market is closed.

[Anonymous No.18795603]

>>18794884
The whole thing is retarded. Amazon beat revenues estimations in this shitty environment. It grew way past last years. Whatever he is doing will actually boost his image amid this pandemic and increase consumer's confidence in Amazon after we're done with this. He is earning future points with the public, consumers and workers and this will be much better for Amazon in the long-term. Idiots are just selling because muh money despite not realizing earnings per share will immediately jump back to what they were when temporary expenses are not longer required.

[Anonymous No.18795608]

>>18795598
OH PLEASE GOT LET ME MEET MEGAN

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.18795621]

feels fucking good man, bored playing the witcher 3, feel like getting some lulz in and trolling you retards before bed. end up hijacking 2 entire generals.

this is the power of 140+ IQ

[Anonymous No.18795632]

>>18795598
1100 dollars of polo shirts.

[Anonymous No.18795653]

>>18795598
>spends so much time here be notices trends in behavior based of the hour of day
thats actually sad. this place is for shitposting. go to reddit if you want any kind of intellectual conversation

[Anonymous No.18795661]

>>18795621

[Anonymous No.18795664]

Do we expect Amazon to go back up into the green tomorrow? I seriously just need a $10 increase to not get assigned.

[Anonymous No.18795673]

>>18795306
I miss Metalocalypse and that was one of the best episodes.

[Anonymous No.18795675]

>>18795653
that's actually the first good joke you've told this whole time

[Anonymous No.18795678]

>>18795236
I posted a frog, you posted a bunch of shitty baseballs and overpriced Chinese made shirts that you can buy for $20 a piece on discount.

Do you have anything that is actually worth something and doesn't speak to your autistic shit tastes in everything as well as your inferiority complex?

[Anonymous No.18795680]

>>18795664
nah, probably go red as boomers panic sell

[Anonymous No.18795685]

>>18795664

Likely not. But in this clown market I’d say 50/50

[Anonymous No.18795694]

>>18795206
Yeah I guess the numbers are showing it was a nothingburger and countries opening up means that we're still knee deep in this fake crisis...

[Anonymous No.18795709]

>>18795664
Maybe but I think a crab is more likely. They missed their earnings because covid is driving their expenses through the roof with all the extra shit they are having to do for their employees. The losses are going to continue and as states open up their sales will start going back towards more normal levels.

[Anonymous No.18795712]

>Why yes, I do hold RTX. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.18795725]

>>18795678
>"y- you only posted $50k worth of stuff i don't like! REEEEEEE!!!! it isn't the type of wealth that aligns with my narrow idea of tangible assets!!!"

[Anonymous No.18795738]

>>18795709
Bezos basically said that Q2 there would likely be no earnings. And this after he dumped his own Amazon bags.
Q2 things can change, but tomorrow is the dumb panic sell for amazon.

[Anonymous No.18795742]

Guys. We made the papers.
The New York Times today.

If print weren’t a dying medium I’d be tempted. I’m sure trump’s constant name dropping has brought them more attention.

[Anonymous No.18795749]

What should I invest 1.5K in? I want to turn it into 10K, at least.

[Anonymous No.18795755]

>>18795725
>1k in shirts and like $100 in gayball shit

[Anonymous No.18795761]

>>18795749
VIX stays below 20 for 3 weeks, all in on SOXL and/or SPXL. You will get your 10K but over 8-10 years.

[Anonymous No.18795762]

>>18795749
ET

[Anonymous No.18795784]

>>18795725
>THE MORE MONEY I SPEND ON IT THE LESS FAGGOT I AM FOR SALIVATING AFTER MEN EXERCISING

[Anonymous No.18795793]

>>18795434
>>18795725
LMAO, that's $100 worth of shirts you can find at a used clothing store or on eBay. The rest of your posts are just shitty baseballs with scribbles on them and an Acer laptop.

I can't imagine being so much a boring faggot that these are the only things you wanted to show us as a so called wealthy person. I would unironically kill myself if I woke up as you.

[Anonymous No.18795811]

Watch out, guys, you're going to get BTFOed when I buy my new shirts and show you how rich I am.

[Anonymous No.18795860]

LARPing should be banned. It's for 14 year olds. I'm only here for celebrating the accumulation of the only real asset in the world: US dollars.

[Anonymous No.18795864]

>>18795115
Ya i have been thinking the government needs do an other at least 1000 stimulus and if everything goes back to business as usual it will be good also with something like the new deal were the government starts upgrading our country massively would be great in the long run improve our train systems high speed trains going across country, and other things of that nature it would really make the u.s. top dog agian

[Anonymous No.18795891]

>>18795860
Baseball fag thinks I'm LARPing because I'm not taking pictures of laptops and worthless bullshit around the house.

Big reveal

It's my plane when I flew it a week ago to go get breakfast

[Anonymous No.18795901]

>>18795860
But what do you do with said dollars?

[Anonymous No.18795907]

>>18795901
Accumulate more, of course

[Anonymous No.18795910]

>>18795749
bull call debit spreads across banks tomorrow, dont touch anything until at least 2EST

[Anonymous No.18795912]

Bezos is so rich. I bet he has 3000 dollars of polo shirts

[Anonymous No.18795931]

>>18795891
Congrats on doxing someone with FAA numbers.

[Anonymous No.18795936]

>Buy calls for the first time in this Bullrun
>Mumu's finally give up
I hate you Mumu

[Anonymous No.18795940]

how much TVIX to buy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18795951]

>>18795931
this isn't /pol/, doxing doesn't really matter to anyone here

[Anonymous No.18795954]

>that feel when the BGS divvy and the MO divvy hit

[Anonymous No.18795956]

>>18795931
That's an impartial tail number, you can't do anything with it.

[Anonymous No.18795957]

>>18795749
bitcoin

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18795960]

>>18795940
Buy as much as the anon who told you to buy it has.

[Anonymous No.18795973]

>>18795931
Well yeah it's me

[Anonymous No.18795976]

Any other interesting economic data on the schedule for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18795981]

>>18795664
Back no, but I expect it try and close at ~2400$.

[Anonymous No.18796006]

Everyone relax. The big boys are just shaking out the weak hands. We'll be up big on Monday if not tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18796008]

>>18795793
considering your impotent rage on the chan, I'd say you're halfway to ODing on purpose. stay mad, LOSER

[Anonymous No.18796010]

A vaccine is 1 year away minimum, what will the world economy look like in a year

[Anonymous No.18796018]

bullish?

[Anonymous No.18796039]

>>18796018
Extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.18796047]

Andy Warhol understood the soul of the modern era. Participation in consumerism is the new world religion. People WANT to be sold things. No wonder he was worth hundreds of millions of dollars when he died.

[Anonymous No.18796049]

>>18795976
How much will XOM crater? Honestly can't believe it's been going up like it has

[Anonymous No.18796059]

>>18796010
Anime cat girls.
VR Porn models from chatubate will give us news on CNBC.

[Anonymous No.18796068]

I have 1600 to buy with in the morning, what are the guaranteed stocks to make me a millionaire? no memes please

[Anonymous No.18796075]

Is ZQQ the best US tech ETF in the TSX?

[Anonymous No.18796077]

>>18796008
Kek, you spent this whole thread SEETHING and taking photos of your little baseball collection, you can't project that onto someone else.

You seriously have nothing else for show and tell? One guy has a fucking plane and you have baseballs. It's so pathetic, you should prove that you're over the 18 years old first.

[Anonymous No.18796084]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3T1FSlkYw

Our future.

[Anonymous No.18796090]

Sell IAU for BABA?

Thinking about a bond etf too, TLT or GOVT

[Anonymous No.18796099]

>>18796090
Wait for the Chinese adr stocks to crash (BABA, BILI, etc)
Don't buy them at these prices, and buy cautiously
Trade war part 3 just started

[Anonymous No.18796107]

>>18796077
>You seriously have nothing else for show and tell?
sure here you go

post body fatboy

[Anonymous No.18796131]

>>18796107
hello fellow Chad

[Anonymous No.18796134]

how do i long polo shirts

[Anonymous No.18796138]

>>18796107
nice old ass iPhone dude. rich af totally not ripped off someones facebook feed

[Anonymous No.18796145]

>>18796107
LMAO, you look like a twink with near zero ab muscles and 12" biceps. Post your lifts, I want to laugh harder.

Also, you're already starting to bald. You're going to have to trade in your baseball collection to afford a hair transplant.

[Anonymous No.18796148]

>>18796099
Thanks, just started investing. Taking things slow with VOO & VUG, and Bitcoin gambling.

[Anonymous No.18796163]

>>18796145
hahahaha COPE harder incel

[Anonymous No.18796172]

>>18796163
Post lifts, twink. I bet you can't even two plate bench. You're literally smaller than I was when I was 14.

[Anonymous No.18796178]

real chad coming through

[Anonymous No.18796179]

>>18796163
using an old ass photo is the real cope

[Anonymous No.18796189]

i need a big crash tomorrow so crypto can crash too
please help me bobros

[Anonymous No.18796190]

>>18796178
this man owns $10,000 in polos

[Anonymous No.18796193]

>>18796172
S E E T H I N G

[Anonymous No.18796195]

>>18796178
funny part is you look like one of those pedos who'd have an ankle monitor so it alerts others when you're roaming

are you really that fat ugly balding albino dude?

[Anonymous No.18796203]

>>18796178
>the average sam hoydle fan

[Anonymous No.18796216]

>>18796195
Fat, ugly guys run the world. We've got a fat, ugly president.

[Anonymous No.18796217]

Who the fuck let the /soc/ faggots in and why do the jannies not care? Just fucking ban them all, it's not like they're actually people

[Anonymous No.18796220]

It begins. Trump is showing more hostility towards Bezos.

[Anonymous No.18796223]

>>18795680
Retail investors don't matter. If you're talking about their 401ks there is no panic selling that shits delayed.

[Anonymous No.18796225]

>>18796195
yea, im definitely a fat ugly balding at 22 janny from minnesota whos only sexual experience is getting a hand job from a black hooker

[Anonymous No.18796228]

do i sit on my HLX tomorrow or sell at open?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18796233]

>>18796217
The worst part is it's literally only 2 posters.

[Anonymous No.18796247]

>>18796217
>"NOT MY BOARDERINO!"

[Anonymous No.18796248]

Update: It's getting worse

[Anonymous No.18796249]

>>18796216
My Pic

[Anonymous No.18796251]

>>18796225
ok just making sure

[Anonymous No.18796262]

>>18796225
why the fuck does this fat fuck live so rent free in your head? every fucking day you come here and spam a fat /tv/ mod like he's relevant, nobody gives a shit except you

you are by definition more pathetic than him because you can't stop bringing him up in unrelated threads

[Anonymous No.18796264]

sqqq calls or spy puts?

[Anonymous No.18796273]

>>18795742

[Anonymous No.18796283]

>>18796262
>you are by definition more pathetic than him because you can't stop bringing him up in unrelated threads
correct

[Anonymous No.18796287]

remember only kikes short tesla. They can't handle the worlds greatest mind is a white man.

[Anonymous No.18796290]

>>18796233
>24
posts
>37
direct (you)s
>5
indirect (you)s

sorry your retarded board is obviously so desperate for a change of pace their taking some ridiculously retarded bait just to mix things up.

you're welcome

[Anonymous No.18796295]

>>18795742
Why was newspaper reading more widespread in the past while now hardly anyone in their 20s or 30s watches the news?

>>18796287
Tesla isn't a good company fundamentally. It'll go bankrupt eventually and everyone who worked there will just get hired at a company that knows how to not go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.18796296]

>>18796283
>you are a dumb gay alog
>yes
well shit, based I guess idk

[Anonymous No.18796297]

>>18794685
>>18794809
>>18794748
>>18794966
USDCHN ABOVE 7.13 NOW
>USDCHN ABOVE 7.13 NOW
USDCHN ABOVE 7.13 NOW
>USDCHN ABOVE 7.13 NOW

[Anonymous No.18796303]

>>18796295
T.kike

[Anonymous No.18796304]

>>18796290
>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>TWAS A RUSE

[Anonymous No.18796306]

>>18796296
glad we can come to an agreement

[Anonymous No.18796308]

>>18794890
I hope you can believe in irrational BOBO posting for oil Ms. Watson as it ((fucking unbelievably)) goes to 60 a barrel for July. Because you're in one.

[Anonymous No.18796309]

>>18796287
Elon is the world's richest African American despite being white, what an overachiever

[Anonymous No.18796311]

>>18796303
Tesla is taking on more and more debt and only very recently made a profit. The long term outlook isn't good

[Anonymous No.18796318]

>>18796178
I'd wear that shirt too. Guy looks like a bro.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18796323]

>>18796303
Ask that anon to post his short against TSLA.

[Anonymous No.18796324]

>>18796297
Rocketing higher, Chinese currency is fucked

[Anonymous No.18796329]

Is it possible for the next leg down to be worse than the previous one?

I mean the first one was on vague fears, but now we really know how bad it is economically and there's a bubble popping on many tech stocks from ATH

[Anonymous No.18796344]

>>18796295
Information is easily accessed by other means, the content is biased trash, the cycle is designed to overload and distract

[Anonymous No.18796350]

>>18795901
I would like to reconnect with this princess

[Anonymous No.18796355]

>>18796329
It's possible but I don't think it's likely. I think a double bottom is worst case. But the market just sort of does whatever it feels like, nobody actually knows. Maybe this selloff spooks the algos and we hit breakers again.

[Anonymous No.18796357]

>>18796324
why is nobody talking about this

[Anonymous No.18796361]

I'm holding in my shitpost. Fucking make a new page already nigger.

[Anonymous No.18796362]

>>18796059
Then Meg will be so desperate she’ll fall right into my lap nah hah haaa

[Anonymous No.18796364]

>>18796304
lmao look how assblasted you are. 9 posts, 8 replying to me, half of which are replies to posts i made in reply to someone else.

S E E T H I N G

i know exactly how to take care of this. get #filtered you fat sack of shit

[Anonymous No.18796368]

>>18796355
did we actually hit the breakers on the march drop? I resumed trading at the bottom

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18796382]

>>18796368
>did we actually hit the breakers on the march drop? I resumed trading at the bottom

[Anonymous No.18796389]

>>18796324
how is the dollar gaining on the yuan when the fed is printing like no other

[Anonymous No.18796397]

>>18796324
this actually might be bearish for btc

[Anonymous No.18796423]

>>18796324
Small brain here, doesn't China devalue their currency to keep their wages competitive, so the more bullish the dollar, the weaker the yuan?

[Anonymous No.18796427]

>>18796324
It just keeps going, most Asian markets closed today because of holiday, but offshore trading is going ballistic

[Anonymous No.18796431]

>>18796397
> bearish for btc
It is. But it is also bullish in a 'we might live to see another day' and 'perhaps the real crash on dow and btc will only be about 90%' kind of way.

[Anonymous No.18796438]

>>18796389
Repeat after me
WORLDS RESERVE CURRENCY

[Anonymous No.18796450]

i put 20k on the dip and im holding everything (airlines, boeing, oil) and buying more of it in the next couple weeks when we hit sub 15,000.

im holding for 3 years and im going to buy a house.

[Anonymous No.18796452]

Did we hit the circuit breakers on the initial crash in march?

[Anonymous No.18796467]

>>18796452
yes, 2 or 3 times.

[Anonymous No.18796473]

>>18796324
How do I profit from this?

No forex I'm too big of a pussy.

[Anonymous No.18796478]

>>18796368
mate we hit breakers three days in a row and at least once hit the second breaker, I can't remember which day it was but we also hit breakers within 4 minutes of opening

futures limit down happened like every day

[Anonymous No.18796479]

>>18796423
It skews the trade balance ever further in their favor
>>18796389
You can't buy anything worth shit or make payments with poor people currencies. Nobody wants zimbabwe money. You need dollars. Foreign countries acquire dollars to use for purchases, removing them from circulation in the US. This is why they can run the printer full blast but inflation basically never moves.

[Anonymous No.18796483]

>>18796467
>>18796478
thanks

[Anonymous No.18796504]

>>18796389

GENTLEMAN

RETARD OF THE DAY

HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE REDDDDIT BRR MEME (originally from biz)

[Anonymous No.18796518]

Got some free stocks by giving out my referral code to some friends, what are the chances of getting a 100-200$ stock like AAPL etc. is it as unreasonable as the lottery?

[Anonymous No.18796524]

>>18796479
That's what I thought, which means China's position for attracting outsourcing only strengthens in theory.

[Anonymous No.18796544]

>>18796518
you will get a 5 dollar stock

[Anonymous No.18796548]

>>18796423
>>18796479
>>18796524
Funny thing, when China “devalues” it’s currency, it really just failing to prop it up. China actively manipulates its currency to make sure it doesn’t plummet relative the the dollar. I think because people don’t want chinese currency.

I believe Us has threatened to take actions if they let it get past that 7 level, but it’s probably just bullshit consequences like asking the IMF to do something.

>>18796361
You’re 50 posts early, post it now or shut up and come back later.

[Anonymous No.18796556]

>>18796504
>>18796479
>>18796438
i dont buy it. the usd is still pretty steady against other currencies like the euro or the yen
i think the more likely explanation is that the chinks are manipulating their currency with super inflation

[Anonymous No.18796566]

Is TTI the new daily meme pennystock?

[Anonymous No.18796572]

what platform do other ausbros use /biz/?

[Anonymous No.18796585]

>>18796518
you will get GE and you will like it

[Anonymous No.18796591]

>>18796364
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN FILTERINO

[Anonymous No.18796603]

>>18794818
Fun fact!
They get beatin by bar room heros.

[Anonymous No.18796615]

>>18796544
I got CHK hehe

>>18796248
SHIT I only bought 20 TWM’s

>>18796217
They’ve decided this is nu-nupol and trannies are allowed to post selfies. And fucking assholes and ironic fucking assholes encourage it. The only moderation is they sometimes put an upvote and retweet button for posts with jewish wojaks.

[Anonymous No.18796659]

>>18796556
>i dont buy it
That’s fine because it’s not for sale. It’s a fact.

The flight to safety means everyone wants dollars and not bolivars or whatever the fuck they spend in Singapore. The fact that most international business contracts are conducted in dollars means that there is a large need for dollars.

And EVERY central bank has been easing, and is not likely to tighten. But because deflationary shocks are so intense, commodities aren’t taking off in value either. The demand for commodities and play money just isn’t there.

[Anonymous No.18796665]

>>18796615
sell that trash as soon as you're allowed, bankruptcy soon

[Anonymous No.18796666]

LOL Australia down over 5%

And wew these futures

[Anonymous No.18796684]

>>18796666
>quad 6s
uber satan detected. breakers tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18796715]

I closed my SPXS position this morning for a small gain, so that's why the markets are dumping.
Don't worry, i'll look to re-enter tomorrow, and the market will skyrocket. Thank me later bull niggers.

[Anonymous No.18796751]

All the latecomers bitch about "missing the dip" yet they're afraid of the next one. I'm getting fucking paid tomorrow. Give me more cheap stocks.

[Anonymous No.18796781]

>>18796572
I use IB as they're by far and away the cheapest for international trading. Locally your bank is fairly competitive price wise apart from options, as I used to use Commsec and they provide real-time data for free.
Otherwise there's always Stake or CMC, might be a few others.

[Anonymous No.18796796]

>>18794745
I know the feel I sold my Amazon shares hours before close. I got Buttfucked by Netflix when they released their earnings report when a bunch of day traders sold a minute or two after close.

[Anonymous No.18796810]

>>18795561
Please explain the strategy for YANG. Is it bad to hodl for long term? I'm not familiar with these investments but I'd like to play around with a few shares.

[Anonymous No.18796858]

uhm, where is the euro pre-market?

[Anonymous No.18796873]

>>18796665
Oh I sold it a loooong time ago. I think it was almost $3.

It was kind of nice that it forced me to pay a little attention to oil, or at least that was the idea. And now I get to see Cramer tweet about them and apparently they’re THE poster child for over leveraged shale conpanies teetering on the edge of default.

[Anonymous No.18797054]

The drop looks steep from here boys

[Anonymous No.18797056]

>>18797052
>>18797052
>>18797052

[Anonymous No.18798071]

>>18794685
fuk all bat eating chinks