The average crypto trader

[Anonymous No.18792850]

>early-mid 20s
>community college or neet
>masturbates 5 times a day
>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
>is alt-right sympathizer
>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it

Is this accurate?

[Anonymous No.18792875]

Pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.18792897]

Poo poo pee pee

[Anonymous No.18792900]

>>18792850
at least i don't have a 5head

[Anonymous No.18792948]

>>18792900
5heads are hot though.

[Anonymous No.18792959]

>>18792948
>>18792850
those are men and OP youre a fag

[Anonymous No.18793033]

>>18792850
Me, but with poker a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.18793070]

>>18792850
Literally none of those apply to me

[Anonymous No.18793148]

>>18792850
Is this projection?

[Anonymous No.18793155]

>>18792850
lol someone is projecting

[Anonymous No.18793165]

>>18792850
>>early-mid 20s
no
>>community college or neet
no
>>masturbates 5 times a day
no
>>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
no
>>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
no
>>is alt-right sympathizer
no
>>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
no
>>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
no
>>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
no
>>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
no

[Anonymous No.18793295]

>>18792850
pretty accurate...i have a degree, a job, and do not masturbate five times a day, however. rest is spot on.

[Anonymous No.18793308]

>>18792850
I masturbate way more than that

[Anonymous No.18793310]

>>18793295
I'll pray for you anon.

[Anonymous No.18793339]

>>18792850
You could cut diamond with that jaw

[Anonymous No.18793343]

>>18792850
Last third doesn’t really apply to me. I’m 19 and going to a cc, but I’m transferring to a t20 this fall lol
My 200 ETH is gonna be worth a ton when I graduate

[Anonymous No.18793345]

>>18792850
>literally none of those

[Anonymous No.18793386]

>>18792850
5/10

[Anonymous No.18793414]

>>18792850
>is not profitable as a trader so far
lmao, how crap do you have to be not make tons of money in a market like this

[Anonymous No.18793473]

>>18792850

> 40
> married
> hoping to make it so I never have to think of ever working again
> hoping to make it so I can call out what bullshit the tech industry is without fear of being blacklisted from employment
> really want “fuck you money”

Nope

[Anonymous No.18793498]

>>18792850
>masturbates 5 times a day
wolf of wall street routine checked

[Anonymous No.18793932]

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[Anonymous No.18794134]

>>18792850
>average crypto trader
>chink under 30
>still mines coins
>not sad or lonely

[Anonymous No.18794584]

>>18792850
>masturbates 5 times a day
Haha, joke's on you, asshole, I fap only twice a day: when I wake up (morning wood) and before I go to bed.

[Anonymous No.18794959]

>>18792850
>no
>no
>sometimes
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>no and yes
>no
>no

[Anonymous No.18795054]

>>18792850
>>early-mid 20s
32
>>community college or neet
MSc
>>masturbates 5 times a day
Like I said, 32
>>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
Already made it that far
>>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
Worked for a while, quit and started a company
>>is alt-right sympathizer
I get their frustration
>>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
Naturally blessed desu, I know that won’t last forever and am smarter about it now
>>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
I don’t care at all, dress for my own comfort
>>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
Literally who?
>>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
Getting comfier all the time

[Anonymous No.18795546]

>>18792850
4 out of 10, and I'm to make it just two of them

[Anonymous No.18795557]

>>18795546
*I'm trying to make it just two

[Anonymous No.18795649]

All true, but now we have fresh hope with HEX

[Anonymous No.18795710]

>>18792850
Not quite accurate, but you have the right idea

[Anonymous No.18795716]

>>18792850
Spot on. Real men trade equities. Only chinks, degenerates, homosexuals, leftists trade crypto.

[Anonymous No.18795743]

>>18792850
Good!

[Anonymous No.18795810]

>>18792850
crypto fucks are not fucking early 20s retard, they're like my age except somehow understood that it would make money. 30 year old millennial boomers

[Anonymous No.18795843]

fashion is for faggots

[Anonymous No.18795899]

>>18792850
Yeah, pretty much spot on honestly.

[Anonymous No.18796207]

>>18793033
Checked and based!
It is scary how accurate OP is

[Anonymous No.18796272]

>>early-mid 20s
Yes
>>community college or neet
State school
>>masturbates 5 times a day
no
>>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
5 figures but my goal is 6 not a mil
>>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
Quit for different reasons
>>is alt-right sympathizer
Yes. You're either alt right or you're a cuck or nigger
>>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
no, I'm successful and on roids
>>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
no i like comfy
>>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
Married to my oneitis
>>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
no

[Anonymous No.18796284]

>>18792850
Yup sounds like me

[Anonymous No.18797284]

>>18795054
Cope harder faggot
>>18796272
Cope harder faggot

[Anonymous No.18797350]

>>18795054
Are you me?
.t 31 year old everything else the same.

[Anonymous No.18797383]

>>18792850
How much CKB does she hold tho?

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.18797505]

You are forgetting me, former infantry sergeant living large since 4th of january 2018.

Kys op, you seem frustrated as fuck kek

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.18797518]

BTW, STAY POOR.

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.18797525]

STAY
POOR
OP

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.18797536]

OP, WHERRE ARE YOU?

OH HERE, STAYING POOR.

YOU BOUGHT MY TRX BAGS AT THE TOP FOR BEING SALTY LIKE THIS OR WHAT?

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.18797553]

>>/biz/thread/17736126

A +80% IN ONE MONTH, OP !!! WHERE ARE YOU?

ASK YOUR CODE MONKEY @FACEBOOK IF HE ALREADY MADE A +80% IN 30 DAYS IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE AHAHAHAHA

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.18797578]

OPPPPPPPPP WHERE ARE YOU?

BOSS IS LURKING YOUR SCREEN OR WHAT?

COME ON ITS A BLUE BOARD FUCKING SLAVE

[Anonymous No.18797601]

>>18792850
>early-mid 20s
30s
>community college or neet
Retired
>masturbates 5 times a day
I wish my dick worked that much
>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
Already a millionaire
>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
see above
>is alt-right sympathizer
yes
>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
yes, but no
>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
yes, I wear a suit everywhere
>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
All women are whores
>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
no

[Anonymous No.18797617]

>>18797505
>>18797518
>>18797525
>>18797536
>>18797553
>>18797578
This Moroccan twink's hash butt-smuggling package ruptured inside him again. You're begging for attention again. We know this is your older sugardaddy's house.

[Anonymous No.18797626]

>>18797505
>>18797518
>>18797525
>>18797536
>>18797553
>>18797578
I missed you babe

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.18797684]

OP !!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???????

ARE . YOU . OKAAAAAAAY?

[Anonymous No.18797710]

>>18797684
>tfw no big tiddy gf with Bitcoin tattoos on her nipples

[Anonymous No.18797734]

>>18797578
Holy shit you're cringe hahaha

[Frenchbro !cJxLEZYaGY No.18797760]

>>18797734
HOLY SHIT YOU RE CRINGE AHAHAH
OPEN SPACE SIMP CVCK

[Anonymous No.18798231]

>>18793343
I'm jealous anon

[Anonymous No.18798369]

>>18792850
>early-mid 20s
yea
>community college or neet
yea
>masturbates 5 times a day
no
>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
i will make low 6 figures top next run - no way a millionaire
>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
yea
>is alt-right sympathizer
to a degree
>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
i am doing ok myself, always look athletic either way
>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
i wear them out in public
>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
think of my crush yes, but not telling other people what genius trader i am
>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
opposite i come with terms with myself

[Anonymous No.18798400]

>>18792850
be lefty
have 30k link
have gf
know i will make it

[Anonymous No.18798471]

>>18795716
Kek

[Anonymous No.18798524]

>>18792850
>mid twenties, engaged with a stable job in finance
>masturbate once a day
>house deposit saved up, small 4 figure hedge in crypto
>dress well
>look good
based projecting loser

[Anonymous No.18798563]

>>18792850
>Yes
>No
>No
>Sometimes
>No
>YES
>No
>No
>No
>No

[Anonymous No.18799721]

>>18792850
>early-mid 20s
Was 21 when I started, 28 now
>community college or neet
Was in the best university in my area
>masturbates 5 times a day
Was on nofap back when I started, just finished no PMO april
>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
Six figure crypto portfolio, which is only so low because Eastern Euro and my starting capital was literally 3 figures (and crypto has not been a priority for me).
>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
Quit because I had a decade worth of expenses saved up and wanted to try something new
>is alt-right sympathizer
Yes, like every productive man out there
>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
Exercise for fun, don't diet at all
>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
I dress like Doug Demuro srs
>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
I make sure nobody knows I actually have money as this only makes life harder. Incidentally or not though I gotta admit my old oneitises know about my success and they're mirin and I enjoyed that part.
>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
Would have made it if I was an an actual NEET going all in on crypto instead of building businesses in the meantime, but will make it either way.

[Anonymous No.18799749]

>>18792850
>tfw no extended frontal lobe gf

[Anonymous No.18800231]

>>early-mid 20s
24
>>community college or neet
uni, but only so I can get paid to sleep in
>>masturbates 5 times a day
solid average is probs 3
>>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
Fair assessment
>>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
First job when I was like 11 counting scores in a clay pigeon shooting environment, worked since 16
>>is alt-right sympathizer
People with differing opinions (that are smarter) than your own are the ones you learn the most from, but politics is a shit show because its so polarized
>>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
I don't diet and need to exercise cause I like have a clear conscious on those matters and enjoy fitness
>>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
I don't really give a shit about fashion, just buy thrifty and youll do alright comfort>style
>>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
Yeah alright feeling a little called out on this one
>>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
I raise the money for my family not for me, they are better people than me despite having more holding them back