/smg/ Stonks

[Anonymous No.18779626]

/NukaCola/ - edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/armpit-licking

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18777920

[Anonymous No.18779630]

i have 1.2k to spend atm, i want a nice stock portefolio. right now i want to invest in 3 stocks maximum.

no oil for me for the moment lol. i have these in mind for the moment:

WM
DIS
RTX
KO (not sure about this one though)

and could you guys tell me more about these stocks:

IVR & ABR, they look tempting but can't read balance sheets that well for the moment

help me out with this one /smg/

[Anonymous No.18779643]

THANK YOU ENERGY TRANSFER

NOT EVEN EARNINGS YET BTW

[Anonymous No.18779652]

>>18779626
The /biz/ discord link is discord gg xe33qt
Join, we will interview John McAfee this week........

[Anonymous No.18779654]

DEATH TO THE BOOMER MARKET
Have you praised your based gods of the New Market?

[Anonymous No.18779658]

BUY ET

[Anonymous No.18779661]

should i buy dht or nat?

[Anonymous No.18779670]

*provides liquidity and a calm hand

[Anonymous No.18779671]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18779677]

>>18779661
DHT

[Anonymous No.18779683]

>le stonks
I’ll wait for the next thread

[Anonymous No.18779688]

AAAAAAAAAAAH
I BROKE EVEN BUT THEY'RE TAKING AWAY MY GOOD GOY PASS FOR THE DAY

[Anonymous No.18779689]

>>18779652
>we will interview John McAfee
good luck with that if he even bothers to show up
and even if he does, good luck trying to understand his coked up ramblings

[Anonymous No.18779690]

Dividends are your friends!
Remember to only buy tankers that reward shareholders by paying a dividend!

[Anonymous No.18779691]

>>18779556
ET will be $9 by TODAY

[Anonymous No.18779693]

Look at those fucking premiums

[Anonymous No.18779695]

>>18779643
very based

[Anonymous No.18779697]

Anyone else betting on MGM earnings today.

[Anonymous No.18779699]

Lets have some good news to turn this around

[Anonymous No.18779707]

STOP FUCKING CRABBING FACEBOOK YOU KIKE FUCKS
JUST GO TO 210!

[Anonymous No.18779712]

>>18779630
>SPOONFEED ME

[Anonymous No.18779711]

market will die on Friday, screen cap this

[Anonymous No.18779715]

just bought my gf a bag for over $1500

[Anonymous No.18779716]

oh god baby i opened so red today but if you...
oh god if you...
k-keep doing that i'll...
OHHH FUCK I'M RECOOOOOOOVERING

[Anonymous No.18779720]

>>18779691
my calls are blessed
op is a fag also

[Anonymous No.18779722]

>>18779688
rip

[Anonymous No.18779734]

>>18779643
nice pennies brah

[Anonymous No.18779735]

What’s the next meme penny stock for us, lads?

[Anonymous No.18779736]

Thought NET was about to moon there for a moment

[Anonymous No.18779742]

>>18779630
If you can't pick stocks yourself you should be buying index funds retard

[Anonymous No.18779743]

>>18779626
Uh

[Anonymous No.18779744]

WHO ELSE IS ON UAVS RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18779757]

>>18779720
FUCK I wish I had bought calls instead of just stock

[Anonymous No.18779759]

>>18779736
>NET
>mooning
NET is a dead meme, take your profits and move on or wait until earnings and hope for a bump and get out

[Anonymous No.18779761]

is uav due for another pump? should of fucking sold jfc

[Anonymous No.18779785]

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52487343
>The eurozone economy shrank at the sharpest pace on record in the first quarter as the Covid-19 pandemic forced countries into lockdown.
>A first estimate of GDP between January and March showed a contraction of 3.8%, worse than during the financial crisis.
>Separate figures revealed a steep fall in economic activity in France and Spain over the same period.
>In Germany, unemployment has increased though it remains relatively low compared with other nations.
>On Wednesday, the US revealed that its economy had suffered its most severe contraction for more than a decade, after GDP shrank at an annual rate of 4.8%.

is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.18779784]

ultra
large
crude
carrier

[Anonymous No.18779788]

>>18779630
Microsoft
intel
Cisco
Citigroup
Raytheon
visa

just naming a few so you can research

[Anonymous No.18779793]

>mfw I bought into UAV hype
>mfw I sold at 5.00 (up 40% for me)
>mfw It immediately crashed after

[Anonymous No.18779802]

feeling pretty good today

[Anonymous No.18779813]

What the heck is this UAVS meme stock?

[Anonymous No.18779816]

sold all my tank stocks except NAT at a loss fuck that shit

[Anonymous No.18779824]

what should I yolo my last few hundred bucks into

[Anonymous No.18779828]

>>18779761
11 when nothingburger is released it will be dead forever get out

[Anonymous No.18779830]

>>18779816
>Selling at the bottom
Based retard

[Anonymous No.18779837]

>>18779785
Of course. The worse things get, the better it is for the markets. More unemployment? Great, no need to pay wages. Disrupted supply chains? Great, price gouging time. Fall revenues? Awesome, time to nix our dividend and ask the government for a bailout. All positives.

[Anonymous No.18779841]

>>18779813
A partnership with amazon was "leaked" on a youtube video

[Anonymous No.18779843]

>>18779658
how the FUCK is it doing so well?

[Anonymous No.18779847]

>infrastructure stocks down

[Anonymous No.18779853]

>>18779630
>but can't read balance sheets
Then learn it. Check out Shkreli's finance lessons on yt.

[Anonymous No.18779858]

>>18779784
i'd fuck that ship, it's hot

[Anonymous No.18779864]

>>18779743
BACK TO $60

[Anonymous No.18779866]

>>18779843
Unlike Oil, natural gas isn't fucked. The people who buy shit like RDS.B want dividends. ET WILL pay those dividends they want.

[Anonymous No.18779871]

>>18779670
accelerates the end of "capitalism"(corp. welfare state)
UVB when?

[Anonymous No.18779873]

>>18779793
it immediately crashed because everyone did the same shit and sold but you should have rebought with 40% more money for the biggggg moon son

[Anonymous No.18779874]

>>18779843
its natty gas and they're using some of their lines for crude storage

[Anonymous No.18779882]

>>18779824
UAVS

[Anonymous No.18779894]

What does SERVICENOW actually do?

[Anonymous No.18779904]

>>18779813
Some anon posted a rumor, apparently from the owner's daughter's YouTube channel, that Amazon was gonna partner with them and that stock was gonna moon as high as 10 per share.

[Anonymous No.18779905]

Reminder that betting against Elon is betting against hope for humanity

[Anonymous No.18779908]

>>18779858
Good taste in feral heavy machinery.

[Anonymous No.18779911]

>bought the top of $GOLD
>it's not going to beat estimates
Time to hold some bags.

[Anonymous No.18779912]

>zoom

[Anonymous No.18779915]

>>18779873
ok pajeet.
go shill somewhere else

[Anonymous No.18779917]

>stocks drop after jobless claims
That wasn't stopping it before why the fuck now

[Anonymous No.18779921]

>>18779894
cloud shit

[Anonymous No.18779922]

>>18779904
that seems a bit.........uh..............sketchy

[Anonymous No.18779926]

>SPY

GUH

[Anonymous No.18779931]

FUCKING
STOP IT
FACEBOOK

[Anonymous No.18779940]

>>18779858
A man of culture

[Anonymous No.18779944]

>>18779922
I'm all in so it better work out or I'm fucked. I also have no day trades left

[Anonymous No.18779945]

i'll admit, i'm new, but how in the world are index funds near pre-virus levels with earnings reports through the floor.

[Anonymous No.18779946]

>>18779759
>take your profits and move on
heh heh... yeah...

[Anonymous No.18779953]

>>18779922
And yet here we are, at $4 when it was around $1 yesterday at start.

MEMESTOCKS

[Anonymous No.18779962]

>>18779742
that's for boomers and i want to outperform the hedge funds

>>18779788
thanks

>>18779853
watching it right now as we speak, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.18779961]

>>18779944
well gl anon

[Anonymous No.18779964]

>>18779946
Goddamn timezones, I missed the opening pump.

[Anonymous No.18779967]

>>18779670
Saint Powell the pure.

[Anonymous No.18779971]

>>18779894
my company uses them, IT solutions basically, we utilize their ticketing system integrations to manage authentication for the 9,000+ employees in our company to various IT resources.

[Anonymous No.18779972]

Want to make $250 on my tesla put. Don't want to be a pattern day trader. Being low equity is a bad feel.

[Anonymous No.18779973]

spy wtf u doin

[Anonymous No.18779974]

>>18779630
With 1.2 k you should buy 1 stock. Thats hardly any money.

If it were me, out of what you listed id put it all on DIS. When Didney released Didney plus it was pushing 140+ a share plus it has a fat divvie, the only risk I see with Disney is how theyre mismanaging Star Wars, and the original group of people who were involved with Marvel are on their way out, so 2 of their largest franchises could be in trouble. On the flip side theyre building more original programming for Didney Plus and the parks will reopen.

[Anonymous No.18779975]

>>18779894
ITSM, I’m a ServiceNow admin for my company’s internal team. It does everything from asset management to reporting to internal ordering/catalogs and so much more

I’m actually on a team call rn and shitposting here in the meantime

[Anonymous No.18779982]

>>18779945
>>18779654
Fuck off with your boomer market. It's dead.

[Anonymous No.18779984]

>>18779917
That's not the reason. We're simply overbought and due for a retraction.

[Anonymous No.18779993]

>>18779975
IM INFORMING YOUR MANAGER!

[Anonymous No.18780005]

>>18779945
Printer go brrr
https://youtu.be/sf6rc-O7ig4

[Anonymous No.18780007]

When does the real red start

[Anonymous No.18780010]

>>18779858
based ship fucker

[Anonymous No.18780013]

>>18779973
Crabbing up slowly. EOD dump is confirmed.

[Anonymous No.18780021]

>>18779931
>Buying boomer Faceberg and other tech stocks when you could literally retire on ET and USAC

[Anonymous No.18780024]

Tankers are LITERALLY making 2-3x the amount they made in Q4 19, these are DHT, EURN and FRO have 15% dividend in Q4 19

[Anonymous No.18780034]

>>18779945
did you see yesterdays smg threads
thats why
full of fucking absolute retards fomoing in
the same idiot crowd that made tesla reach 100 a few months ago
stock market is a meme now full of idiots
this crashes soon

[Anonymous No.18780050]

Hey bears, what is your final price target for the S&P? inb4 0

[Anonymous No.18780071]

is ET expected to go up?

[Anonymous No.18780080]

>>18779975
thats ok I work for the nsa and i shit post here as well.

[Anonymous No.18780081]

>>18780050
0

[Anonymous No.18780087]

>>18780034
>im not making money so everyone else is an idiot
poor bobo, go back into hibernation

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18780090]

who the fuck allowed euro to go this high ?

[Anonymous No.18780104]

>>18780050
-1

[Anonymous No.18780106]

>>18780034
but... won't the same idiot crowd see the numbers dropping and think they can get stuff on the cheap, then poor more trumpbux in?

[Anonymous No.18780108]

>>18780034
>the same idiot crowd that made tesla reach 100 a few months ago
>crash soon
Except Tesla didn't crash, so this won't either

[Anonymous No.18780109]

>>18780024
when will they go up?

[Anonymous No.18780110]

>>18780050
350 eod

[Anonymous No.18780120]

>>18780087
>im not making money
?

[Anonymous No.18780130]

Damn the market is a boring crab today except for the uavs meme. Sigh..dooo something shit market.

[Anonymous No.18780133]

>>18780034
>stock market is a meme now full of idiots
isn't that a good thing because you can profit off them?

[Anonymous No.18780134]

>>18780071
It was fucking $12 only a few months ago, demand hasn't been destroyed for natty gas. Just wait for ET to print you a fortune.

[Anonymous No.18780142]

>>18780109
THIS

[Anonymous No.18780144]

Any BORRhodlers?
We winnin

[Anonymous No.18780156]

>>18780050
Bears? There are no bears here. At minimum, I would say a retest of the low is necessary. Ideally around 1900 or below would bring us to valuations more in line with historical market averages given the economic environment we're headed into.

[Anonymous No.18780161]

>>18779690
>tfw loaded up on more FRO today

[Anonymous No.18780166]

>>18780109
>>18780142
Today

[Anonymous No.18780168]

>>18780050
bout three fiddy

[Anonymous No.18780190]

>tfw one of the largest airline groups in the world has been bouncing around like a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.18780191]

[Anonymous No.18780194]

>>18780166
my body is not ready

[Anonymous No.18780207]

>>18780050
80% chance of 260.
40% chance of 220.
5% chance of 190.
Those don't add up to 100% because they're independent estimates.

[Anonymous No.18780216]

Holy fuck somebody just brought a fuckload of Britbong Murican tobacco.

[Anonymous No.18780218]

LEAN HOGS

[Anonymous No.18780223]

>>18780134
why not UGAZ instead

[Anonymous No.18780224]

>>18780005
Forex rates are pretty stable, even with money printing out the ass. I get that it will drive prices up but I can't see that being the only reason.

[Anonymous No.18780233]

>Get to work from home and watch my stocks make me rich

I've died and gone to heaven. God bless corona

[Anonymous No.18780234]

>>18780194
Those MGM calls are very optimistic

[Anonymous No.18780235]

>>18780050
170, but it won't bottom for at least a year.

[Anonymous No.18780236]

>>18780207
You think any chance higher?

[Anonymous No.18780241]

Daily reminder that we are gonna crash

[Anonymous No.18780255]

if you haven't liquidated all of you capital into guns,bullets,medicine an food stocks you are in for a rude awakening some months from now

[Anonymous No.18780263]

>>18780234
it was cheap as hell and i'm counting on NV to open up the casinos a few days prior to expiration

[Anonymous No.18780264]

Jerome wont let us down bulls. We will pump to green around lunch time. Have faith.

[Anonymous No.18780265]

>>18779945
The market is looking forward to a future where demand and output quickly resume, and most employers call back their laid off workforce. Even though that's impossible.

[Anonymous No.18780270]

>>18780241
Nah, welcome to the CLOWN MARKET FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18780271]

OH NO BULL BROS

[Anonymous No.18780273]

i want to know how that anon knew oil would fucking moon starting yesterday just from looking at the 10 minute candles. fucking either magic or extreme luck

[Anonymous No.18780275]

>>18780241
I hope so. I want to load up on cheapies.

[Anonymous No.18780274]

>>18780223
If you want to leverage, go ahead. I want the dividends. I want to stop fucking working. ET has given me fucking $10K a year in passive income.

[Anonymous No.18780277]

>>18780255
ain't much point living if it gets that bad regardless

[Anonymous No.18780280]

>>18780241
This

This clown market is unsustainable, I need more cheapies god damnit.

[Anonymous No.18780284]

>>18780241
pretty sure those others were in response to unemployment whereas this one was in anticipation of unemployment?

[Anonymous No.18780285]

>>18779691
Should I get more MRO or some ET right fucking now?

[Anonymous No.18780286]

>>18780264
how do you know fren?

[Anonymous No.18780299]

buying NBSE was a mistake

[Anonymous No.18780313]

>>18780241
thanks for the graph. As the other anon said though, we're in a clown market. Most stocks are near pre-virus levels with no income for underlying equities.

[Anonymous No.18780316]

>>18780277
>ain't no point living if i can't slave all day to buy useless junk that never feels the void hole anyway
goodest of goys

[Anonymous No.18780317]

>>18780241
the scaling on that chart is so shit I can't make any sense of it.

[Anonymous No.18780324]

>>18780316
wouldn't be able come here anymore so what's the point

[Anonymous No.18780325]

>>18780241
now looking at this graph, I realize that this recent crash wasn't anything worth mentioning or having the crazy news cycles over it

it was overhyped as a crash when it was really a correction

bullmarket still confirmed

[Anonymous No.18780327]

>>18780313
See
>>18779654
St. Powell and St. Musk tell you to fuck off

[Anonymous No.18780330]

>“We are going to see economic data for the second quarter that’s worse than any data we’ve seen for the economy,” Fed Chair Jerome H. Powell said in a video news conference. He called it “heartbreaking” to witness millions of job losses, especially in minority communities.
>stocks only down a bit

[Anonymous No.18780333]

Any anons in CVE? Is tomorrow going to be bloody? Or is the pasture going to be greener than today?

[Anonymous No.18780345]

>>18780271
>OH NO BULL BROS
I think you mean bears! Look at that green candle. OOOOOOOOO.
>>18780286
There is often a big change at 12:45pm each day. Wasnt much difference yesterday but lets see what happens.

[Anonymous No.18780347]

>>18779743
Amazon is buying Tupperware to support their warehouses!!

[Anonymous No.18780348]

Any UK anons feeling bullish on AstraZeneca?

[Anonymous No.18780366]

>>18780274
what makes you think divvies are going to keepcoming in this economy

[Anonymous No.18780369]

>Place 2 contract ES order at the hourly trend start
>Bounces perfectly
>Take 1 contract profit at 2919 and to secure $1250
>Place the last contract in slight profit just to have one running

Price action trading gents, learn it

[Anonymous No.18780377]

>>18780330
>especially in minority communities.
>stocks only down a bit
There's your answer anon.

[Anonymous No.18780378]

>>18780347
IS THERE A VIDEO FROM MR TUPPERWARES CHILD TO SUPPORT THIS CLAIM?

[Anonymous No.18780381]

Bears don’t realize how much money has flooded the market. We will crash and it will be spectacular but not before we see new highs.
S&P 4000 minimum this summer
1000 by Q2 2021.

[Anonymous No.18780388]

can we get another corona check? corporations get trillions and we get one measly check for 1200

[Anonymous No.18780391]

>tfw ET/tankerchad

[Anonymous No.18780393]

>>18780348
lol it couldnt possibly be more ATH than it is now

[Anonymous No.18780401]

>>18779626
This market is unstoppable. Algos and the FED wont let it down. Organic rebound all the time.

Bought the dip. Good luck bobos.

[Anonymous No.18780406]

>>18780324
well you have a point there fren

[Anonymous No.18780416]

im making bank on TSLA calendar calls, ama

[Anonymous No.18780422]

>>18780401
what did u buy?

[Anonymous No.18780437]

>>18780388
no, but for a blowjob i'll give you $5

[Anonymous No.18780442]

>>18780416
whats a calendar call and how is it different from a call

[Anonymous No.18780453]

GALTs on fire yo

[Anonymous No.18780457]

ET at $9

[Anonymous No.18780467]

>>18780366
Uh, because the NG demand is still there? People use it at home, it's used in power plants. It's not like oil. It's not gonna get fucked because people aren't running their cars.

[Anonymous No.18780471]

When's the Amazon pump ?

[Anonymous No.18780473]

>>18780437
why would you want a blowjob from a dude

[Anonymous No.18780487]

>buy a stock

>immediately sell a call near the money for ~10% 6 months from now

>repeat again in 6 months

>easy 20% gains

why do index/passive/dca fags get so triggered by this?

[Anonymous No.18780490]

>>18780473
whats the difference

[Anonymous No.18780491]

>>18780284
No. The unemployment was a result of the economic contraction on a broad scale. It was an indicator that things weren't going as smoothly as they might have appeared on the surface. This time around, the unemployment is going to be both an instantaneous result of the lockdowns, but also it has the potential to cause much further harm to the system. We're aware of it and the results, but it may be difficult to mitigate all of them going forward. That aside, the other economic damage is already done or has started, and we'll just have to find out the full extent as we open up.

>>18780381
There has been a tremendous amount of capital that left the equities market that has no been brought back in to the same degree. Look at volume and market indecisiveness the past two-three weeks. The momentum has all but stopped compared to the initial rebound. Most of the latest movements are done in futures, both up and down.

[Anonymous No.18780492]

>>18780473
I can tell you are female

[Anonymous No.18780511]

>>18780442
more specifically a short calendar call (write a far term call, buy a near term call). The idea is to profit from a sudden move in the stock price but you're not sure which direction.

[Anonymous No.18780522]

>>18780274
Dividends are the worst way to retire early. With the amount of money you need to make it work you could just swing a few real estate properties and make all you need 1000x times faster

[Anonymous No.18780523]

you guys remember that SNSS faggot not taking 20k profit lmao

[Anonymous No.18780535]

hold on oil?

[Anonymous No.18780539]

Dollar bottom or beginning of the next move lower?

[Anonymous No.18780543]

[Anonymous No.18780547]

>>18780422
A few x3 leveraged calls on SPY.

And some Shell shares, this shit is oversold right now

[Anonymous No.18780554]

>>18780523
yeah lol got btfo so hard that he doesn't show his face anymore, only stocktwits

[Anonymous No.18780557]

Why is making money so easy now? When is this ending?

>>18780473
My friend gave me a blowjob while I watched straight porn a few times. Honestly was pretty good. just make sure they are straight shaved because any stubble takes you out of the fantasy.

[Anonymous No.18780564]

>>18780492
There are no girls on 4chins anon.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18780563]

>>18780487
>why do index/passive/dca fags get so triggered by this?
well... theyu dont, in a way thats what many passives do

[Anonymous No.18780571]

>>18780333
cve has a fair share of debt compared to others
until oil balances out its hard to believe the stock can managed to stay above $4
its in the same boat at hse
both have considerable assets, but lots debt

[Anonymous No.18780589]

>>18780539
Looks like it’s trending up.

[Anonymous No.18780590]

WHERES THE VOLUME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18780592]

>>18780523
Good timed

[Anonymous No.18780602]

I decided to dump all my FRO and half my NAT at a loss. I was all in on both. I now divvied up between all the like 10-15 stocks I was watching. Feels much better.

[Anonymous No.18780604]

>>18780554
what happened with snss it's virtually crabbed

[Anonymous No.18780616]

XOM CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18780621]

>>18780557
>When is this ending?
never, biggest pleb influx into markets ever was totally justified and everyone just earn a bunch of money for free, easiest crisis ever

[Anonymous No.18780625]

>>18780564
this is 4channel anon an advertising frenly place for all!

[Anonymous No.18780632]

>>18780348
Why does Boris wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.18780637]

>>18779690
What's the dividend structure for tankers anyway? Are they limited partnerships, real dividends, return of capital, business income?

[Anonymous No.18780642]

POWELL PLEASE
I BOUGHT THE DIP
HELP

[Anonymous No.18780652]

UAVS CALL IS STARTING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO

[Anonymous No.18780656]

>>18780621
instead of being a salty lil jew nigga, how about you buy some meme stock and make some money instead of crying all day?

[Anonymous No.18780661]

>>18780592
times*

[Anonymous No.18780664]

>>18780632
no one cared about him before he put it on

[Anonymous No.18780668]

>>18780602
>I decided to dump all my FRO and half my NAT at a loss. I was all in on both

[Anonymous No.18780670]

>>18780621
what have you bought? I still have to open a brokerage account and offload my 1200

[Anonymous No.18780678]

>>18780652
sell

[Anonymous No.18780685]

S&P finna bout to jump off a cliff dawg

[Anonymous No.18780692]

ET GOING DOWN GET FUCKED

[Anonymous No.18780703]

>>18780642
If you bought the dip you should still be up massively

[Anonymous No.18780704]

What are the smart money plays currently biz masterminds?

[Anonymous No.18780714]

>>18780664
if he pulls the mask off will he die?

[Anonymous No.18780744]

>>18780589
which giant red candle gave you that impression?

[Anonymous No.18780745]

>>18780637
REAL
MONEY

[Anonymous No.18780747]

>>18780704
If you bought the dip? Good for you, cash. If you didn't buy the dip? Oh well, cash.

[Anonymous No.18780753]

>>18780704
hold and wait for the coming crash in 6 months to a year

[Anonymous No.18780754]

>tfw tankers right now

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18780763]

>>18780656
why would I do that?? I mean I bought some euro banks for funzies but its meaningless amout just to see if I was right. My capital is safe with shiny rock, digital rock and stuff FED is actually buying (not stocks)
>>18780670
See above, nothing substantial so far aside from TLT and dollar index hold

[Anonymous No.18780792]

>>18780007
Not for a while.
Blormpf will end the lockdown too early in the next month or so. In the couple of weeks afterwards, corona-virus cases will start spiking again. They will try for a couple of weeks to contain it without re-implementing the lockdown, but this won't work and they will be forced to lock down the country again. It will gradually crab downwards over the next couple of months/year as people realize that things won't be going back to "normal" any time soon, if ever.

[Anonymous No.18780796]

>>18780704
investing in lube and tranny porn

[Anonymous No.18780799]

>>18780563

The very concept the market can be beaten is anathema to normies

[Anonymous No.18780806]

>>18780692
I bought the top...

[Anonymous No.18780807]

>>18780692
>Down

Wow, only up 9%. What a fucking crash

[Anonymous No.18780809]

>>18779873
Are you buying in now that it dropped 50%?

Lol get fucked.

Pump and dump

[Anonymous No.18780811]

>>18780692
Right after I bought in

[Anonymous No.18780817]

I would just like to point towards DFEN for anon's looking for october plays.

2 of DFEN's majority holdings are Boeing (cheapies right now) and RTX which is currently about 20 dollars under where it shouldbe

When these 2 stocks recover, DFEN will skyrocket back to where it was, so it would be good to accumulate now or set calls for October

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18780833]

>>18780799
The very concept the market should be beaten is flawed

[Anonymous No.18780849]

>>18780685
what's a finna?

[Anonymous No.18780850]

>>18780668
I'm back up to basically +/-0

[Anonymous No.18780859]

>>18780754
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA PUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPP

[Anonymous No.18780883]

>>18780811
Same. Fuck me fuck this fuck everything. Tankers are shit for now, was too late for Marathon. I should have followed my normie friends and just bought a tracker and buying some monthly.

[Anonymous No.18780888]

MRO PUMPING

[Anonymous No.18780891]

>UAVS dumped so hard it halted

[Anonymous No.18780892]

>>18780849
"Fitting to" in ebonics

[Anonymous No.18780926]

>>18780892
thats what it means? i always wondered if it meant "finally"

[Anonymous No.18780946]

>>18780849
Ask your mother.

[Anonymous No.18780950]

>>18780811
ive never seen such a high res pic of this hamster

[Anonymous No.18780951]

>>18780888
And dumping, FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.18780957]

Yo does anyone know why I have only 9 shares left in USO 3even though I bought 71 shares a few days ago?

[Anonymous No.18780967]

Fuck it, just sold out of my MSFT, FB, and GOOGL positions that I picked up on Tuesday. I'm feeling like a miss by AAPL or AMZN would prompt a selloff for tech so I decided to lock in my $1200 gains.

[Anonymous No.18780979]

>>18780926
Lmao ok boomer

[Anonymous No.18780980]

>>18780957
You got margin called senpai.

[Anonymous No.18780981]

>>18780957
8:1 reverse split you retard. Pay attention to what you are buying.

[Anonymous No.18780985]

>>18780957
Lol

[Anonymous No.18780993]

>>18780957
is this a joke? there was a reverse split to prop up the value of each share. 8 shares was turned into 1.

[Anonymous No.18781002]

>>18780957
oh shug

[Anonymous No.18781013]

>>18780957
>>18780957
you were hacked bro

[Anonymous No.18781018]

>>18780967
Weak

[Anonymous No.18781033]

>>18779712
>>18779742

You faggots are head-over-heels eager to shill something any other day of the week, but then your little monkey brain registers an honest plea for help and you try to beat another man down. I hear ropes and bleach are a great investment these days for fuckers like you.

[Anonymous No.18781042]

>>18780957

[Anonymous No.18781053]

Lol, trading halted on UAVS at 11:10am after the SEC got wind of the pump & dump. Looks like bagholders are going to lose their butts.

[Anonymous No.18781054]

>18780957
>(You).

[Anonymous No.18781055]

>>18780891
People have fun watching stonks go up
I have fun watching people lose their shit when trade is halted and their stop losses were not triggered

Lmao

The fucking video with their logo was slapped on a decade old promotional video. Have you seen the address of where the drone manufacturer is? Amazon could literally buy the entire company with cash in his pocket. Greatest pump and dump I've seen in a while.

Sold at a 67% gain :)

[Anonymous No.18781065]

>>18780979
sorry i dont live in a ghetto

[Anonymous No.18781067]

>>18780883
Truly the curse of the /biz/tard

[Anonymous No.18781072]

>>18780957
i took them all

[Anonymous No.18781080]

>>18780957
OH NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18781084]

Thanks ya'll, with this mistake I can learn more now

[Anonymous No.18781093]

>>18781018
Hey man, gains are gains. Also I was about $8500 into my margin and I don't like to use my margin for more than a few days. Now I'm out of margin and have $9500 sitting in cash.

[Anonymous No.18781095]

>>18781053
somewhere out there some anon made it

[Anonymous No.18781097]

which scanners show relative volume?

[Anonymous No.18781102]

>still no flags in /biz/ to see all the pajeet biotech pump and dumps
>or the UAVS pump and dump

[Anonymous No.18781104]

>>18780745
ROC is the best method desu senpai but this works for me.

[Anonymous No.18781112]

Are Oilbros diversifying their oil stock or focusing on 1-2 of them?
I plan on holding for a while

[Anonymous No.18781110]

>>18781065
Oki doki boomer

[Anonymous No.18781155]

>>18781065
LOL THEY DON'T PLAY 50 CENT WHERE YOU'RE FROM?
Don't act like you've never heard GRODT.

[Anonymous No.18781171]

>>18781055
>I have fun watching people lose their shit when trade is halted and their stop losses were not triggered

i mean that's what you get when dealing with penny stocks. i only trade AMD and /ES and i've literally never seen this happen besides the circuit breakers which was easy to avoid and a literal historic once-in-a-lifetime event.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18781172]

seems like everyone is asleep today

[Anonymous No.18781173]

>>18780652
So how much money did you lose anon?

[Anonymous No.18781176]

>>18781112
All in on XOP, it only goes up lmao

[Anonymous No.18781202]

without memes can anyone tell me what im supposed to do with USO? Cut my losses or wait it out for a few years?

[Anonymous No.18781216]

>>18780946
she doesn't know either

[Anonymous No.18781232]

Can anyone recommend me resources for making a list of stocks to buy and at what price for if the market crashes? Like what do I read to be able to determine good prices to pay for stocks? How do I get started with this?

[Anonymous No.18781234]

>>18781202
STONKS

[Anonymous No.18781235]

Is now the time to buy calls on sale? Doesn’t seem like a particularly huge dump is happening today, just red crab

[Anonymous No.18781237]

made $40,000 on UAV calls

going to celebrate with some mcnuggets and then give back my gains on other ridiculous gambles

until next time!

- Anon

[Anonymous No.18781240]

>>18781202
wait until they reverse split you to zero

[Anonymous No.18781254]

>>18781202
Wait to be liquidated when June futures are expiring.

[Anonymous No.18781266]

didnt sell off uav like a retard, shits halted n now im gonna lose it all ;(

[Anonymous No.18781275]

What’s the likelihood this will go back up to where it was? I have about $150 I want to waste.

[None !VOOMeRN0zI No.18781283]

>>18781237
UAVS doesnt have an options market

[Anonymous No.18781286]

>>18781202
never bag hold anything that doesn't pay a dividend and shows promise for growth

[Anonymous No.18781289]

>>18781266
Go gamble with penny stocks somewhere else, fucktard.

[Anonymous No.18781291]

lmaooo I'm fucking shit at this stock malarkey

[Anonymous No.18781292]

>>18781232
make ur own list lazy ass. take the information u find here fun it scrupulously under a microscope. buy low sell high.

sqqq if you think tech bubble will pop
Sdow to short the dow
spxs to short large cap companies

[Anonymous No.18781295]

RDSbros...

[Anonymous No.18781299]

>>18781266
F

[Anonymous No.18781308]

>>18781202
Hodl! You will make it once oil goes back to $100.

[Anonymous No.18781316]

>>18781202
Real answer: You fucked up, sell it now before it is worth 0.00$

[Anonymous No.18781322]

>>18781266
babby's first pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.18781326]

>>18781275
I'm curious as to why it hasn't already. The rest of the market has reclaimed most of its losses. Why hasn't this?

[Anonymous No.18781329]

>>18781275
shorting defense when we're about to go to war wasn't very smart.

what's the leveraged version of this?

[Anonymous No.18781330]

>>18781291
unironically put an EMA 5 and EMA 20 on your chart and it should make a lot more sense.

[Anonymous No.18781334]

>>18781308
which is never...

[Anonymous No.18781339]

Man I almost fell for the UAVS scam, so glad I didn't put in that order

[Anonymous No.18781342]

>>18781237
You can’t buy options on UAVS. Nice bait retard

[Anonymous No.18781348]

how's oil doing, bros?

[Anonymous No.18781370]

>>18781202
that cash could be put at any infinite number of places that earn returns today

[Anonymous No.18781371]

>>18781329
What are you talking about? It's bullish and 3x.

[Anonymous No.18781395]

>>18781202
USO doesn’t follow oil price, it follows futures prices, it usually rolls over the contracts to the next month because they can’t actually exercise them, they lost a ton of liquidity when futures went negative. If they go negative again there’s a very real chance it will hit 0.

[Anonymous No.18781396]

>>18781275 look here

>>18780817
>>18781326

[Anonymous No.18781406]

>>18780792
this virus is FAKE NEWS

CHECK EM

[Anonymous No.18781413]

>>18781348
too good, losing all my money

[Anonymous No.18781420]

my grandmother's cancer fund is gone, it's over for me

[Anonymous No.18781424]

>>18781348
I'm up

[Anonymous No.18781431]

Wider why banks are saying to sell MRO

[Anonymous No.18781432]

>>18781396
ahe fuck i meant

answer is here >>18780817

for
>>18781275
>>18781326

[Anonymous No.18781441]

>>18781413
dumb bear

[Anonymous No.18781447]

>>18781348
Down up and down again.

[Anonymous No.18781448]

>>18781371
fuck. im a retarded nigger. i thought i read inverse in there. well there u have it. the inverse of what i said formerly is my answer

[Anonymous No.18781449]

>>18781002
MMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT A REVERSE SPLIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18781476]

>>18781275
>3x leveraged
lmao

[Anonymous No.18781479]

>>18781292
I'd like to learn how to do the analysis. Are there any good books on it or websites? Like how do I research stocks and determine what price to pay for them?

[Anonymous No.18781485]

Big candle for lunch please

[Anonymous No.18781496]

>>18781275
You're the same nigger who shilled gush, right?

[Anonymous No.18781524]

I didn't lose money on the UAVS pump & dump, and the SEC won't be following my account for the next 90 days for engaging in questionable trading.
Feels good, a big thanks to the anon that wrote the detailed warning about spotting pump & dumps yesterday in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.18781526]

>>18781431
Goldman Sachs calls their investors "muppets" don't listen to wall street

[Anonymous No.18781533]

>>18781507
>>18781507
>>18781507
ROTATE

>>18781507
>>18781507
>>18781507
ROTATE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18781534]

Did America re-enter a bull market or something even though 20 million are out of work, nothing is being manufactured, and some senile rapist is going to become president in 9 months?

[Anonymous No.18781544]

>>18781479
go to the top of EVERY smg thread and you'll find tons of resources.

look up the prospectus of each stock to understand what it is you're buying, and what the company's expectations are. and use investopedia for quick queries.

[Anonymous No.18781559]

>>18781479
It’s totally bull shit. Just understand what support and resistance is and plan out at what prices you would like to begin to take profit or cut loses

[Anonymous No.18781589]

I just nodded off for a few minutes while watching the market and entered that state of dreaming where you're half asleep and half awake, able to fully comprehend what's going on in your dream, and I was gambling at a casino and this older guy in a big white cowboy hat came up to me and said

>"When a man has more profit than chips, he has lawless speculation"

I can't decide if that's based or not.

[Anonymous No.18781637]

>>18781080
>>18781042
What actually happened to him? I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.18781657]

FUCKING DUTCH BROS why the hell did you cut the dividend what the hell are these dyke builders thinking?

[Anonymous No.18781668]

>>18781275
Just get individual stocks. BA accounts for huge amount in that one.

[Anonymous No.18781690]

What's the next meme pennystock to pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.18781714]

>>18781441
hey at least i dont go around crying all day aobut bears

[Anonymous No.18781822]

got $600 how can i be a billionaire?

[Anonymous No.18781840]

>>18781544
Thanks

[Anonymous No.18781844]

>>18781690
i too am interested

[Anonymous No.18781919]

DIVIDENDBROS

any good pickups right now?

[Anonymous No.18781946]

>>18781919
maybe VZ if you're really itchy. Comcast is getting blasted from Universal, and T has a lot of drag.

[Anonymous No.18782000]

How stupid is a 250 19/6 SPY put?

[Anonymous No.18782014]

What leak was this old convo leak for?

[Anonymous No.18782097]

After being in the market "seriously" for anout a week now with about one paycheck and gaining and losing enough that I'm back where I started, I'm not sure if I learned anything. Just that it's making me wake up earlier than normal to look at my phone.

[Anonymous No.18782175]

>>18782097
you should have at least learned that short term stock investments is AKA gambling. If you didn't learn that you might have a problem
.t proud degenerate gambler

[Anonymous No.18782304]

Biz whats your take on natural gas and midstream gas companies? Are companies like OKE viable if shale goes under?

[Anonymous No.18782305]

>XOM bleeding
It's going to be even worse after ER isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18782388]

>>18782014
UAVS

[Anonymous No.18782684]

AHHHHHH
WHY ARE TANKERS DUMPING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18783060]

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